[Vinesauce] Vinny - Gamer Shop Simulator

[@SharKwORDT95]

Not gonna lie. As someone who works for GameStop, the amount of time Vinny spent in the back while people stole gave me actual anxiety.

[@Generic_emo_username]

Bro I don't even work and that shit gave me anxiety 😂

[@ChrisLeeW00]

This game is as soul crushing as actually working in retail.

[@WilfredCthulu]

I worked at Gamestop during the holiday season once and I can confirm they asked me to go inside the garage to dispose of the dead bodies lying on the table.

[@Lucas-db2jq]

Did they ask politely at least?

[@WilfredCthulu]

@@Lucas-db2jq I mean yeah it wasn't like in an oppressive or demanding tone or anything.

[@randomgkyo]

I absolutely lost it when the customers started shitting on the floor. This game is so realistic.

[@Camad]

I haven’t laughed as much as I did when seeing it for the first time in a while. Fucking gold.

[@phi1105]

Im 10 minutes in, and im sorry they did *what*

[@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC]

I once worked retail. People would clog the toilets and others would keep shitting in it until it was literally filled with shit and paper. People would hover-shit and miss, leaving glistening loaves on the seat and floor. I once found a pair of pants that someone shat in and then unsuccessfully tried to flush down the toilet. I hated my life. That was 15 years ago. I still have awful dreams about being stuck there again.

[@A_Toaster]

@@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC is that a retail store or a high school bathroom

[@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC]

@@A_Toaster wait ... there's a difference?

[@commanderargon3321]

Ah yes, “Vinny gets robbed and shat on for an hour straight” the stream.

[@ChrisLeeW00]

The realistic retail experience.

[@Cyber_Akuma]

Isn't that every Vinny stream?

[@commanderargon3321]

@@Cyber_Akuma shat on, yes. But it’s not every day where Vinny gets robbed

[@ArmoredChocoboLPs]

Vomit in the Vinestop! Come on in and take a shit!

[@internetdies3327]

A classic stream

[@darktrooper6857]

Since apparently you can't die that means the owner of Vinestop was condemned to a lifetime of eternal fatigue and starvation on the streets.

[@ImmaLittlePip]

And flatulence

[@CheeseWeegee]

So it's literally hell

[@dijon3749]

At 26:17 when the guy shits the auto-generated captions say "[Music]". Just thought I'd let you all know.

[@flooferfox2407]

nothing like feeling some classic visual music to my nose

[@flooferfox2407]

Sorry to anyone who read that I'm very sorry for the loss of your brain cells

[@mathyoshi2712]

1:09:25 for an epic gamer moment

[@TauzzaTaue]

And that #FecalFunny tag

[@exequielpascual4475]

😎

[@harmonicky3313]

John you rascal

[@CheeseWeegee]

Good, good

[@GordonFreemen52]

Dead

[@danielchucho8198]

26:15 Fecal funny begins here.

[@ImmaLittlePip]

This is where the fecal begins

[@Makocat]

@@Bludvarg it is! I forgot about that

[@Fireshock20]

VineStop Rating: 5/5 Stars, was a convenient and spacious bathroom

[@medoli900]

*Skips a little* "Definitely not a drug den. Welcome to CBT hotel." Context is overrated.

[@dryboneskirby]

Wow City 17 looking different after Breen was defeated

[@chid9278]

Lmfao

[@flooferfox2407]

well, I mean it did get obliterated, so they have to rebuild it from scratch

[@flooferfox2407]

are we talkin about before episode 1? sorry I haven't played the game or watch someone played it in a while

[@eddyspaghetti6211]

"Closing time in 30 minutes" "...Might as well close now, then" ah yes, the premium retail experience

[@NecromancyForKids]

More like "My boss won't let me close 5 minutes early, so someone just entered the store 12 seconds before close, and now I have to stay an extra 30 minutes after my shift is scheduled."

[@eddyspaghetti6211]

@@NecromancyForKids that top

[@kristofer4550]

when the homeless guy shat on the floot I clapped

[@nogidoki3325]

i died out of laughter lol

[@stevenvictoria9568]

I recognized it so I claaaaaapped

[@Makocat]

Clap your cheeks

[@onelividguardsman5681]

IT BROKE NEW GROUND

[@mothslug4387]

FLOOT

[@chid9278]

Vinesauce reloading his pistol every time he removes the boards:

[@koda1778]

3:07 "You don't charge 25 bucks for a pie unless it cures some kind of ligma". lmao

[@stevenvictoria9568]

44:53 an amazing sequence of events: 2 random jabronis mosey on in immediately after the shop closing (I'd venture to guess that is pretty common at game stores), Vinny dying, they merge, discount David Tennant buys the computer and Chris Pratt steals its ghost. Amazing.

[@shotgun3628]

"2 jabronies mosey on in" is my sentence of the year i thinl

[@Lucas-db2jq]

I'm glad we live in a world where hobos invading your store and taking a coiled up dump on your floor has been turned into a videogame mechanic. The absolute best timeline possible. By the way, all those shoplifters are karma from your Spelunky 2 thievery. The shopkeeper garrison never forgets.

[@UshioKiss]

the guy making this game: game design is my passion

[@Flight_of_Icarus]

This game was made by Russians and it feels like it.

[@Generic_emo_username]

1:09:27 is so jarring it made me laugh. Here we have an actually kind of sad moment, where an owner of a store is evicted from his apartment due to his insufficient funds. He's starving and exhausted on the streets. Then this. Beautiful.

[@samuelviden7412]

Best part is the fact that it’s perfectly timed for when the melody ends.

[@OrangeHarrisonRB3]

this is actually better than working at Gamestop, where corporate is currently forcing employees to take part in a TikTok contest to decide which store even gets working hours.

[@DeansMeanBean]

Excuse me? What?

[@CluckN]

@@DeansMeanBean GameStop has a limited number of hours each store can give employees. The store that won the TikTok contest was promised 10 extra hours they could assign to workers if they won

[@chandranapier2259]

This is completely insane! What?

[@OrangeHarrisonRB3]

and it's a _dance_ contest. The winning store gets more hours (holiday help) and they also "win" a new google phone or something. Just ONE phone, for the whole store. Which management will immediately snatch and use to make the employees fight eachother to sell the most membership cards to win the phone. It's actually been this way for a long time. 🔫 Always has been.

[@ImmaLittlePip]

Jesus christ game stop dying can't come quicker but God damn the horror stories you hear

[@WEndro333]

Nobody tell Jerma about this game. He'll spend all the money on lottery.

[@ImmaLittlePip]

Or joel for that matter

[@stomachacid7969]

58:05 Vinny has bullet dodging reflexes.

[@wyattknutson]

I'm pretty sure what happened in this stream is just exactly what happens to like 90% of indie gamer stores

[@vaque9900]

Finally he gets to experience how the shopkeeps from spelunky feel

[@ge0ne0]

“Now…Are you gonna buy that, or take a shhhh GOD DAMN IT!”

[@Dresdenstl]

Welcome to Vinestop, where people keep stealing Vinny's air.

[@auringtail]

Lifes rough for merchant bibyort at the vinestop, people kept stealing, taking massive dumps and he gambled everything for a shot at fortune.

[@FragelBagel]

31:16 The duality of man (Gamer)

[@feathersruffld]

Just when the ability to save clips gets taken away, we get the perfect clippable momment with the echo fart.

[@ImmaLittlePip]

I have a question for God Whhyyyyyyy

[@decm8]

The water on glass wallpaper is the first thing on google when you type in "Water on glass"

[@RandomTomatoSoup]

quawity game uwu

[@decm8]

@@RandomTomatoSoup very

[@tchaiko_]

I'm severely sleep-deprived and this stream made me cry-laugh the hardest in months. My face hurts

[@sod0m]

I've seen documentaries about the Holocaust that were less depressing than this game.

[@cs82271]

Only Vinny can turn a boring game like this into some of the funniest content I've seen recently 😂

[@viniciusmedeiros3191]

a piece of steak, right here on the counter.. RAW.. MEAT! ON WOOD!

[@shooby9496]

7:08 - "It's got a rhythm to it." Yes, the rhythm can be found in "When the homie choking on something, but it's fire" from Calebcity.

[@DonkeyKongJr]

This game shows literally every 3rd party video game shop that has come and gone and it's not okay.

[@userPrehistoricman]

The crust of this game is impressive. Especially that webcam that kept on changing form

[@abreathingcoffin8089]

I love how this plays out as both a descent into madness and a tragedy. Vinny goes from young and full of vigor to tired, disgruntled, begging people to buy his product and not to shit on his floor before he goes and dies on a park bench. Not even Shakespeare could have anticipated something like this.

[@Dueilangoisseus]

Alright, so for real, are there any games like this that aren't complete scum? Just general 3D shopkeeping. Looks like a pretty fun game on concept.

[@HewaKiku]

I think the Shoppe Keep series? I never played it but it is 3D shopkeeping. I hope this helps.

[@djoninstark1978]

Shoppe Keep isn’t too bad.

[@RedzeeTV]

Not exactly your parameters, but Recettear Item Shop's Tale is a fun shopkeeping game, mixed in with the fantasy genre.

[@zantanzuken]

yeh... shoppe keep good, recettear if you can put up with the anime-ness of it all.

[@DeadHandtheSurvivor]

@Negative Space You know, having a Japanese artstyle isn't a bad thing.

[@Plokster]

*Vinny:* Why are so many people stealing stuff? Why are they leaving their trash and beer bottles everywhere? Why are they shitting on the floor? Why are they- *Chat:* Retail :(

[@spikrib]

Aren’t you a dev from EBG

[@Plokster]

@@spikrib Yes, the artist

[@spikrib]

@@Plokster thought I saw you. Am Spycrab from the discord.

[@georgewilson7432]

No matter what you do, it all ends in bankruptcy.

[@saimysilvia]

Don't shower like a true smash player. ;)

[@Etherman7]

Its an intimidation technique and a guaranteed way to avoid talking to the desired sex, all in one!

[@feralperil]

I'm not even halfway in and I was cackling when the chair kept going back in the box Then again I am beyond stressed and slightly sleep deprived so that's probably why

[@unhelpful-harry]

Be well friend

[@GayBrain]

It's been two days, but I hope you are well, too.

[@671tch]

"I'm sorry sir, you've got a tumor" "How bad is it doc, give it to me straight." "It's Maligmant"

[@Miquiya]

10:39 it's confirmed now

[@brandonandujar2289]

He's a gamer himbo

[@ImmaLittlePip]

@@brandonandujar2289 Dimbo

[@exoplanetarydev]

Lost it when the homeless guy entered and took a shit on the floor for the first time. I haven't laughed that hard in weeks

[@CattyMintgum]

the loud as fart at the end as the dude is dying I never laughed so hard at a fart in my life-

[@Sasiskin7823]

That ending was incredible, so emotional.

[@giryerume1709]

Speen 19:08 Fecal funny 26:09 27:10 29:15 37:16 54:35 55:12 57:15 1:08:22 1:09:25 Voice crack 1:07:30

[@alobowithadhd6191]

Thanks.

[@qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqw]

EAT SLEEP CAME REPEAT

[@chid9278]

Came, lmfao

[@GordonFreemen52]

AND SHIT

[@harrysjaaksma]

one of my favourite streams yet i love how creative hes getting

[@flameshana9]

36:16 That's where you're wrong, Vinny. That 🔔bell on the door is very definitely copyright to Sony and/or LatinAutor. The 💩pooping noise belongs to Apple.

[@quarryhymns]

amazing thumbnail as always

[@wyattknutson]

This very much feels like a vintage vinesauce stream

[@AnUnkind7]

This simulator partially explains why GameStop always smells so bad

[@CattyMintgum]

I remember VineStop and when their whole server went down when the Scoot Amiibo came up for pre-order.

[@mememan1552]

So this is what its like to be a shopkeeper in spelunky

[@Kalizoid]

To this day, still one of my favorite Vinny streams.

[@xxthelinkxx3296]

BLIMMY, PLEA D M SH TU, GEMA ISS GRET, YUO CÄN DO SHÜŲT ANĎ YU BƏ EPIC GAMAŘ

[@eddyspaghetti6211]

55:07 ...why did this make me laugh...

[@computerkillthisman2917]

i thought that was mike stoklasa in the thumbnail for a second

[@ImmaLittlePip]

26:15 1:08:22 1:09:25 For quality streamer gamer moment's *Go to the bathroom!*

[@TheCoolestRyker]

That dude really got famous for just eating a bunch of Big Macs

[@AngryShooter]

Gaming store, toilet for the drunk and homeless, honest mistake.

[@decorumlopez9147]

"I played Pavlov until 420" -Vinnie.

[@No0wis]

26:27 ok funny story, my friend works at retail and they've had people legit walk into the store and just shit all the way down the aisle, this hasnt just happened once mind you, this has happened like five fucking times, sometimes the same person sometimes a different one. So yes, that does in fact happen

[@xdfeverdream8122]

They're DMCAing sound effects now. Bad idea to think this recording is 100% safe right now. .-.

[@willfreedo]

Simulating the experience of EB Games? Never thought a game would attempt to 𝒸ₒₚᵧ ₜₕₐₜ ☺

[@bossrosslp]

It says a lot about the logistics of opening a gaming store in 2020 when you're more financially successful and stable playing the lottery than actually attending a store fret with filching criminals, irritable bowel-induced drunkards, and the extreme popularity of oxygen shopping.

[@nogidoki3325]

So a way worse barn finder,But for gamers instead of hillybillies,Gotcha

[@decm8]

This cuts perfectly from PS5 sim

[@dingus_maximus]

Got an ad right after the alien and I thought it was the end of the video.

[@pierdeer]

I‘m not sure why I expected a properly polished and feature rich simulation game. On the other hand, I laughed a bit when I saw the bordered up store, because it reminded me of some GameStops refusing to temporarily close in some states during the first wave of Covid and getting sealed up as a result. Actually... maybe this is accurate, nevermind what I said.

[@Touhou101]

19:08 ₛₚₑₑₙ

[@Tine_of_Nice_Dreams]

Bless you. Best speen of my life tbh

[@TheBigDynamo]

44:58 This is absolutely amazing because I can just imagine an angry cashier's rage being stopped by his sneezing

[@vonstreckerz]

Life is just endless suffering

[@keganmemestar4465]

You’re just figuring this out now?

[@vonstreckerz]

@@keganmemestar4465 Of course no, just stating the facts that's all

[@keganmemestar4465]

@@vonstreckerz Oh, gotcha

[@viniciusmedeiros3191]

I swear to God, I look away from Vinny's stream for one second, crazy fucking shit happens

[@crackedemerald4930]

21:03 he's such a good shop owner he can flip the sign from the outside.

[@bobdeinterlace]

Old Elijah Wood looks like Hello Neighbor. Ring Bing Carlos.

[@PaulMeranda]

Vinny, i knew a guy that owned a pc store and this is exactly how homeless people treat it.

[@JacobKinsley]

This is what working in retail in "urban" UK is like

[@stevenvictoria9568]

This gon be a good highlight vid

[@PJ-he5zk]

This is EXACTLY like real life

[@HollowHouse3]

If this game goes on sale I'd consider getting it for $2 or less, it's bad enough that it's funny but it's not worth it at its current $9 price

[@Glory2Snowstar]

Real talk, I’m gonna miss GameStop. I still have one of those see-through GameStop GameCube controllers but I’m missing the little linking cable at the moment. Anybody ever see some weird doodles in the used game’s manuals?

[@Quacking-Goose]

"You should get the f*ck out of my store." working retail in a nutshell.

[@CrimsonHalo2112]

I feel like you could make a good animated short off of this video.

[@alternateaccount3898]

Top 10 saddest video game endings

[@crackedemerald4930]

32:30 Vinny's great at accidentally great voice lines, he actually said "uhh..."

[@darquille]

Still no GTA6, but we already have a proper sequel to Barn Finders. Triple A my ass

[@crackedemerald4930]

24:24 scary how that fucking joke holds up even AT THE END OF THE PS5'S LIFE

[@captainjurgh8142]

Poop is actually a currency gamers secretly use but Vinny didn't know *He didn't know the fecal fact*

[@NecromancyForKids]

*Secretely

[@zedeps]

Using the Malo Mart theme absolutely sent me

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

"Hi, welcome to Vinny's"

[@krisz9976]

Sorry i don't have anymore product, do you want a ghost playst- Yes, can i interest you in-

[@chaffXgrenade]

This store must be based in the same town where you see all those videos of front porch package thieves

[@owoskan]

It's not a gamer shop if it doesn't have RGB

[@sonicplys64]

Glad to know they have bathroom at VineStops.

[@Markm8]

This was a gold tier stream

[@theblanketfortcohort7332]

I dunno, that wood plank sound effect is kinda musical. Use that as a beat to make a terrible song about owning a game shop that only sells office supplies