[Vinesauce] Vinny - Cooking Simulator #1

[@OrangeHarrisonRB3]

I was just as disappointed as Vinny when when pouring water into a pan of hot oil didn't cause an explosion. Devs please fix.

[@Kavukamari]

i really want the character to have screaming fits when they touch hot shit or get exploded on

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

@@Kavukamari yeees I'd love that!

[@Jindo1]

"Just yeet it in to the microwave" - 13000 year old family recipe

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

I'm laughing tears. Kinda forgot what that felt like.

[@GorbadIronclaw]

Gordon fucking Ramses

[@minecraftmewzy148]

Two minutes. High. Delicious.

[@shr00mski]

@@minecraftmewzy148 everything's delicious when you're high

[@SirDankleberry]

>13000 years old >Egyptian recipe

[@Mackinstyle]

Not much is funnier than watching Vinny pick up a phone, look away for a few moments, and then look back to see him peering into the microwave running with the phone inside.

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

True, but it's the fire extinguisher bits that kill me every time I watch this video.

[@silviainsertsurnamehere9620]

Disturbing real footage of an Italian Man stuck in a Kitchen as he goes Insane

[@upyoursdotcom]

He's as much of an Italian as I am a Scotsman

[@seto007]

As silly as it is, this game actually seems to have quite a bit of depth and polish compared to most simulator games. It'd be cool if it had a VR mode.

[@cutecottoncandycat340]

It’s going to at some point, just not on release.

[@clip3844]

Its funny because its made from a polish developer...

[@thatoneguy5205]

@@clip3844 is this a pollack joke i see?

[@clip3844]

@@thatoneguy5205 No

[@Marci568]

Ask and you shall receive I suppose

[@AegisREDflector]

30:15 Why, of all things, was cutting the sausage longways the thing that got me?

[@dasmause5682]

Literally blowing half the kitchen the fuck up by attempting to deep-fry a propane tank: I sleep Cutting sausage wrong: real shit?

[@mysteryloaf]

It got me too, real bad

[@fittpappa687]

That snicker usually kills all beings with ears.

[@AlexaFaie]

If you want a good sausage sarny then you cut the sausage in thin lengthways strips. If you cut it so you get little circles, they fall out too easily. Plus it takes longer to but the sandwich together.

[@uranictomcat3373]

Yeah holy shit I was laughing uncontrollably

[@milesedgeworth132]

"I'm supposed to head to a restaurant on Staten Island called "The Vinesauce" which is facing financial troubles after a typo on their business cards had redirected customers to a porn site. However, things took a turn for the worse when I arrived and saw the mess they called a kitchen." Gordon: Wot is this? *wipes finger across the inside of the fridge* Gordon: It's like dirt and grime and grease all stuck together. Why is it green? Fahk me. It's fahking disgusting. *Gordon storms out to find Vinny and Joel* Gordon: You. You. Get the fahk in here. Joel and Vinny: Yes, chef. Gordon: Can you tell me wot the fahk this is? Were you breeding the fahking Ninja Turtles in there? Joel: No, chef. It's The Sauce, chef. Gordon: Wot? Wot the fahk is dat? Vinny: It's... My Sauce, chef. *violin flares* Gordon: Oh, god. You're gonna KILL somebody! We have to shut it down. SHUT IT DOWN! YOU'RE GOING TO SEND SOMEONE TO THE FAHKING HOSPITAL, YOU FAHKING SPAGHETTI EATING TWAT! SHUT IT DOWN!

[@milesedgeworth132]

*Commercial Break* Gordon: You're a terrible chef, Vinny. Vinny: No, you're a blowjob! Joel: Please, Vinny. He's trying to save the restaurant. Vinny: Get offa me. I didn't cook meth for 20 years just to be told by some guy that I ain't a chef! Gordon: Fahk you, you childish idiot. Vinny: You want a piece a dis?! Say it to my face. Say it to my face, tough guy! I'll mess you up! Gordon: Do eet, you donkay. Do eet. Joel: Vinny, please.

[@-memoria-2136]

This is the best thing I've ever read.

[@crazyluigi6664]

Next week on Kitchen Nightmares (or Hotel Hell or whatever his current equivalent is).....

[@KPater-mf4je]

Vinny: This is a special creation of mine, I call it the surf'n'turf pump-burg. Ramsay: Ah, fock me. Bloody hell. Old man and the sea? Why is it served on an oar? Oh well, here goes. *Ramsays takes a bite off the dirty oar, spits out the food, bodily fluids are shooting from every orifice as he vomits and shits himselfs at the same time* Ramsay: The pumpkin's RAW! The pumpkin's fockin' raw! *Vinny is interviewed in the food closet by the camera guy* Vinny: He comes into /my/ restaurant, insulting /my/ cooking, who the fuck does he think he is? The surf'n'turf pump-burg is delicious! If Ramsay doesn't watch himself, I'll yeet a knife at him when he isn't looking. I swear I will.

[@WasabiKitCat]

Just imagining Vinny starting a fight with Gordon while Joel looks on with a face of both disappointment and amusement.

[@weebovv3176]

Game: "Grab the phone... grab the phone... grab the phone" Vinny: *throws timer and laughs at it* Game: *Puts down green line* Vinny: *attention immediately shifts to and follows green line* I love Vinny's one track mind, especially because I'd be exactly the same.

[@fittpappa687]

Binny in a shellnut

[@CpnGame]

The best way to distract an idiot from a shiny object is with a bigger shiny object.

[@diamondtiara2062]

Is that who I think it is? Best mirror

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

I love how he throws the knife out the window and then is surprised that the knife is no longer retrievable

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

he's gerbil brain

[@elgavgav]

Vinny: you can add custom songs! I sense Pizza Theme on loop coming in a future stream

[@mauriceanderson5413]

“Hundred dollars for a plate” has never been so relevant for Binjorr streams

[@mdudegamer]

I was honestly a little disappointed that microwaving the phone did not have destructive consequences.

[@Elias___]

Well it charged it

[@johnnyweissmuller5559]

Besides, why else would it come back to you when you throw it out the window?

[@luisp.3788]

@@johnnyweissmuller5559 Because goblins.

[@nickklein1194]

I really really hope this becomes a continuing segment, outside of Sunday streams. This is fantastic.

[@greenorb2056]

i really hope videogamedunkey does a video on this and does his most popular recipe "chicken L gho"

[@koopliss]

@@greenorb2056 I thought his most popular recipe was "Bowser's Big Bean Burrito"?

[@greenorb2056]

@@koopliss No no, You're biased and nitpicking. i win, bye bye!

[@KPater-mf4je]

It's great that the first guide on Steam for this game happens to be Vinny's milk steak recipe

[@antiphon000]

No, that's horrible and a misuse of steam guides. I went and reported it

[@flabberghastio]

@@antiphon000 can’t tell if this is serious or not

[@Ivanhoenn]

Starting off strong the Gordon Ramsay imitation. Thank you Vinny.

[@LinuxDaily]

Especially when he puts the propane in the deep fryer

[@oroborosspaghetti6425]

Local man hallucinates celebrity chief as he blows up his own kitchen, more after the weather.

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

Local man gets fired on first day of catering career. The man in question, known as Vinyot PizzaPasta, tells us "Instructions unclear, microwaving phone."

[@oroborosspaghetti6425]

@@Vaguer_Weevil The same man has been seen, quoted from observers, "yeeting" object out and around his kitchen, including a gas container into a fire and a phone that acts like a boomerang.

[@countlessCritters]

Local man hosts spirit of angry celebrity chef who isn't even dead yet, ends in disaster.

[@ethanwilde4716]

Firefighters put out grease fire after local crammed a propane tank to a deep frier, police found a knife in a dart board and are questioning suspects sanity.

[@mdwrm]

17:28 the timing of this was too much for me watching it live

[@LostSoulSilver]

Vinny in his kitchen irl

[@oreofudgeman]

"instructions unclear, microwaving phone" Been watching vin for 5 years and he is always entertaining. much love man

[@ChiakiMew]

You still watching 👀

[@pickled_pear]

Wow, Barnyard's finally playing Cooking Mama! And he's already microwaving phones, this is gonna be good.

[@AlterBridgeJericho]

Got briefly nauseous imagining the taste of that garlic mint avacado oil soup meat

[@0megadwarf]

im gonna cook it tonite for the fuck of it

[@TotemSP2]

@@0megadwarf Updates?

[@batboy4625]

@@TotemSP2 There's no use, I think he's dead.

[@FerPurple]

@@batboy4625 yup, he's dead

[@CaffeineDeprivation]

@@FerPurple May his soul rest in peace

[@tigertoxins584]

I've never seen (PART 1?) in a video title so this excites and scares me at the same time

[@neilmcnairjr]

"Just a little bit. Not too much." *proceeds to add all 750 mL*

[@lucascyr98]

For some reason, the "Olvie oil" bit at 17:39 just kills me. The comedic timing of it (even if it is accidental) was amazing

[@SignumImperativ]

I like how there is a giant green line telling you where to go and Vinny still manages to get lost in the tutorial.

[@hobbitdude13]

I want Babish to attempt the duck/zucchini/lemon Sausage On Top Surprise

[@slayer7160]

Dude let's make this happen

[@sorrychangedmyusername3594]

i'm signing this

[@shaidoval]

where do i sign to make this happen

[@gnupfo]

Sausage on top surprise recipie: Take a large plastic bucket. Add 1 lemon, 1 zucchini, 2 potatoes, 1 pear, 60g of fusilli and 152ml of milk. Let soak for about 30 seconds and add 3 duck breasts as well as cheddar cheese at will. Empty all ingredients onto the kitchen counter. Add all of the solid ingredients back into a food processor, but only a single one of the fusilli. Be prepared to chop the zucchini if it doesn't fit, but in that case only add half of it. Blend until you get a even yellowish mixture. Add 69ml of sour cream into a small pot and bring to a boil. Add the yellow mixture to the boiling sour cream. The resulting mixture is called "Vinesauce" and can be used in other recipies as well. Balance a sausage onto the top of the pot so that it hangs freely over the Vinesauce. Let it steam for a few seconds until it has absorbed the Vinesauce's flavour, then remove it from the pot. Cut it into two halves lengthwise, then cut each of the two halves into four equal pieces. Add the sausage pieces to the Vinesauce. Then, add sunflower oil until the pot is nearly overflowing. Add 30g of cinnamon powder and throw the spice container at the pot to get rid of excess sauce. Cook until the mixture reaches a red/brown-ish colour. Let cool just a bit and add the soup to a bowl. Pour the rest of the soup onto the counter (if you have some burger buns let them soak in the puddle for later use) and add the sausages to the bowl. Serve warm.

[@spugoge915]

Make him do the cardboard box

[@TadpoleTea]

I sometimes microwave my phone when instructions aren't clear too, Vinny.

[@kevin34334]

You made the right call.

[@AkumaADemoncus]

Vinny tossing propane canisters in the deep fryer. I Sleep Vinny attempts to pour water on skillet filled with hot oil Vinny no!

[@medicami]

Vinny Kitchen Checklist: Cut everything Burn everything Break everything Blow something up Try and start an oil fire Gordon Ramsay impression

[@benlink202forever]

Don’t forget yeeting everything!

[@TechV02]

clearly one of the funniest stream i was laughing so much

[@LeudieBlues]

10/10 would eat and laugh again

[@TechV02]

@@LeudieBlues yum yum pumpkin borgler

[@Avossk]

The way Vin says "nice" sounds more like Micheal Rosen than Gordon Ramsay

[@OrangeHarrisonRB3]

Hot Food

[@JacobKinsley]

This happens between every minigame in cooking mama. Mama has to set everything up while congratulating the player for doing basic tasks. She does this to attone for her dreadful, unspeakable sins

[@Lishadra]

As someone in chat said, I can’t believe Vinny didn’t immediately make a pizza.

[@CaptainFrisby]

In the Hat in Time streams he's mentioned he has never made any pizza before. Chat immediately called him a fraud Italian.

[@Lishadra]

General Frisby What is this heresy

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

He did now :)

[@cinimod1997]

Then you take a nice basic- *bowl breaks* …Then you take a nice basic bowl

[@laziestoldman]

* opens video * GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?

[@shitpostnetwork404]

Steamed physics XD

[@anjoliebarrios8906]

Aurora Borealis.

[@ahamlinfan7224]

59:37

[@Jordan3DS]

I initially read the title as "Part 17" and almost had a stroke.

[@boracaybecker175]

Oh my god I'm beating a dead horse at this point but that thumbnail is fucking scrumptious. Also the "This is Fine" moment at 58:52 had me laughing so hard I had physical chest pain. Thanks Vinyot.

[@GLXY23]

Best moment ever

[@This-Was-Sparta]

My face hurt from laughing after this stream, lol. I appreciate the amount of shenanigans this game allows you to do.

[@Fuzy2K]

When it said "The last chef left the kitchen covered in sticky notes", I was picturing some poor dude covered head to toe in sticky notes throwing his chef's hat on the floor and storming out of the building

[@3awsomepoeple]

I love the thumbnail that is amazing!

[@meowywitch]

Just popping in to say I absolutely love the thumbnail

[@Shadowmew55]

Someone should write a fanfiction where Vinny applies to Hell's Kitchen as a charity incentive and then gets accepted. A romance between Vinny and Gordon would be accepted but is not required.

[@dncewzrd]

ShadowMewssacre nope.

[@Shadowmew55]

Gamer4Derp Why not? I think it’d be genuinely interesting if a good writer picked it up. Maybe leave the romance out of it to make it less crack-fic.

[@Shadowmew55]

The Everyday Spider-Guy Ramsay is actually Scottish ;)

[@preciselyoffcenter4816]

@@Shadowmew55 Scottish isn't a nationality.

[@OctaviousNight]

Joel should also be in the fanfic and he ends up creating a lit joint toilet pizza ghost party

[@PPGIRL420]

Hello and welcome to "Vinny literally blows up a kitchen"

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

_40 minutes pass where Vinny does nothing but trash the kitchen like an obnoxious teenager_ "Okay, I'm going to try a recipe now"

[@froggeryz]

we will yeet and then we will eat

[@blazelega2985]

we will yeet again.

[@crystalalumina]

Always yeet meat Never eat feet

[@dissonanceparadiddle]

I might need to learn source film maker just for this incredibly beautiful stream

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

This is how Vinny cooks in real life, folks. This is why Red Bib/Green Chef's Hat doesn't do business with him anymore.

[@neilmcnairjr]

Please don't put that into the universe😅

[@EndymionMkII]

This whole segment of Sunday stream was so goddamn fun. When Vinny began with the Ramsay impression, we were all in for a ride

[@commandervile394]

Oh boy, new howtobasic simulator 5000 is lookin great!

[@YumekuiNeru]

I was thinking moreof masaokis

[@shn4449]

58:54 I couldn't stop laughing when Vinny kept pretending that the floor wasn't burning while the flame slowly consumed him.

[@GameJames-Arkveveen]

I always watch Vinny's Sunday Streams, but this segment was magical. I laughed so much that my face hurt. Just all the random things he was doing, utterly destroying his kitchen, the Gordon Ramsey voice that sort of sounds like Captain Price giving orders to "Soap" McTavish, and just general ineptitude ( except for the borglar that he made ). I could watch this again and again because of how amazing it was, and I hope to see this segment continue beyond Sunday stream as some people are saying.

[@BikeOnDeimos]

Of all the Vinesauce streams, this is the one has me laughing hysterically for literally an hour straight.

[@WasabiKitCat]

30:15 made me laugh uncontrollably and I don't know why that specific part was the funniest thing ever to me.

[@kanyesrobloxaccount3933]

Not 5 minutes in and Vinny microwaves the telephone. That's the mark of a true chef right there.

[@abird9016]

we fish people demand more cooking simulator but please for the love of god don't cook any fish

[@abird9016]

you ate my children. MY CHILDREN.

[@megaman7357]

4:27 "IT'S FACKING RAW GRAAAGGH!!" Why is this so funny to me?

[@FluffyCloudsandCats]

Vinny's Kitchen Nightmares (PART 1?)

[@RegeroTerra]

"Beef Chunk" That is a CHUCK, and what you did to it offends me as a butcher.

[@dasutanehineri]

as a wannabe cook what he did with the chuck physically hurt me

[@LordEptar]

As someone who enjoys meat, what he did with the chuck made me upset

[@blobbem]

All we need now is some absolute madman to attempt to recreate one of Vinny's beautiful recipes IRL.

[@psyk2642]

Who needs deep fried memes when you can deep fry the kitchen itself

[@djraptorthetrashraptor7701]

*"and then you get a blowtorch."* oh no

[@IamNCortex]

Someone probably gonna try cooking what Vinny did.

[@KentuckyWallChicken]

“An explosion and fire occurred today in an apartment after the tenant tried to deep fry a propane tank.”

[@Kankooro]

Vinny throws the blow torch onto the floor and ignores the humongous fire growing in his kitchen.

[@AtomiskZabaleta]

This feels like an episode of how to basic. Especially when he breaks out the bucket.

[@kennynitro17]

17:54 "Two shots of vodka"

[@Starfoxisbetter]

John Fullsauce (the new video editor), whoever you are...keep it up! These thumbnails have been fantastic, especially this one in particular.

[@Hevymin]

Stairfax Wait what happened to Vappy???

[@Starfoxisbetter]

@@Hevymin There has been no official statement from Vinny about Vappy. From what i've heard from other community members, Vappy had drawn lewd furry comissions of Vinny for someone and was promptly let go.

[@Hevymin]

@@Starfoxisbetter And he was let go for that??

[@Starfoxisbetter]

@@Hevymin Like i said, there's been no official statement from Vinny about the whole thing, so he could've been let go for anything. This seems pretty likely. Imagine drawing furry porn of your boss for someone and they find out about it or the workplace finds out about it? It's very unprofessional and would ruin their image/reputation around the company forever

[@Hevymin]

@@Starfoxisbetter Was it confirmed that he was let go, instead of leaving by his own volition? And if the furry thing is the case, I think that's a pretty silly reason to kick him out.

[@Premium_Jelly]

Ah yes, I remember the stories of Yusuf Ramsay and his legendary recipe of microwaved cobs of corn. They were a favorite of the Pharaoh in those days

[@ardenharan2201]

Vinnie: "Let me play this cooking game!" *throws knife out the window* Vinnie: "Welp, I guess I won't be doing any cooking."

[@bargbikernes31]

Binging with Babish: Vine Sauce from Vinesauce

[@Boooo]

I wonder what it would actually taste like, if it's edible that is.

[@OctaviousNight]

BooMan It’s said that Vine Sauce has a similar taste and texture to a Blood Bagel

[@MrChocolateDinosaur]

I adore this video and will watch it every day until he streams this again.

[@Ludvig11]

The sequel to Cooking with Vinesauce we were asking for.

[@cutecottoncandycat340]

I beta tested it and it’s amazing seeing so many big people play it!

[@vooshmoozik6185]

gordon needs to react to this ASAP... i know one of you has connections, make it happen

[@LostSoulSilver]

Mr Vinesauce, I've had a terrible week but this video has made me smile and laugh and be briefly happy. Thank you so much

[@ClaireZhasa]

Full grown Italian man plays in the kitchen for an hour and a half

[@Boooo]

Vinny: *yeets knife out the window* Also Vinny: "Aw man, no I need that."

[@isthisajojoreference9918]

I fell asleep as he was beginning to Borg and when I woke up he was reading the reviews. Borg good

[@snuglebuni]

Love the nonchalant reaction to the blowtorch lighting the kitchen on fire

[@Fawp]

34:38 That propane tank is a one-way ticket to flavortown.

[@Novamatic_]

Top quality thumbnail Very rustic, yes

[@NicolasCageIsActuallyARobot]

Dear Vinny: More. Sincerely, Everyone

[@mono4171]

i dropped my artisanal choholate chunk bc i was laughing too hard at the ramsay segment (now i know the whole stream was a gordon ramsey segment. which just made it so much better.)

[@pickled_pear]

monotic What happened to the artisanal chocolate chunk afterwards? Was it rescued from the cold, dusty embrace of the floor?

[@mono4171]

@@pickled_pear yeah it fell right in front of my cat and i had to do an emergency maneuver. it was still good tho

[@pickled_pear]

monotic Phooey. Tell your cat I said hi.

[@moonbeast32]

This is like watching a learning ai trying to emulate cooking

[@Kankooro]

Not even 5 minutes in and Vinny microwaved a phone.

[@benlink202forever]

I wonder what it would be like if Vinny actually cooked like this in real life.

[@saintkohle]

On tonight's episode of Kitchen Nightmares, Chef Vinny Vinesauce attempts to prepare a dish edible enough for human consumption. Will Vinny be able to achieve this task? Will he level half his kitchen after shoving a fire extinguisher into his oven to satiate his morbid curiosity? Can the hot butter ice cream disaster be salvaged? Stay tuned and find out!

[@MasterPlunger]

58:40 has to be the funniest out of context 23 seconds i have ever seen in my entire life

[@uubrmanx]

Are Rev's cooking recipes possible in this game?

[@superstinkybeans]

Cant wait till vinny cooks along to “we make the pants” on the radio

[@Mikko-Maggie-More]

gotta love that 96 kbps audio

[@keithberwanger6595]

Vin starts throwing shit and ignoring generic tutorial lady, god I love these streams

[@sausbilligan9911]

BRB, gonna make myself some Vinesauce right now.

[@gnupfo]

Vinesauce recipie: Take a large plastic bucket. Add 1 lemon, 1 zucchini, 2 potatoes, 1 pear, 60g of fusilli and 152ml of milk. Let soak for about 30 seconds and add 3 duck breasts as well as cheddar cheese at will. Empty all ingredients onto the kitchen counter. Add all of the solid ingredients back into a food processor, but only a single one of the fusilli. Be prepared to chop the zucchini if it doesn't fit, but in that case only add half of it. Blend until you get a even yellowish mixture. Add 69ml of sour cream into a small pot and bring to a boil. Add the yellow mixture to the boiling sour cream.

[@AdamRBi]

58:40 "Now that you've got a hot banana, you ca-- ......... ... Now that you've got a hot banana..."

[@pandora__995]

“So, the propane tank has exploded, and half the kitchen has been eradicated. But at least you still have your passion.” Fucking legendary

[@sonikkuffffff]

literally predicts the baking dlc and the pizza dlc

[@blazelega2985]

Disappointed that microwaving a phone didn't send you back in time.

[@bryal7811]

58:50

[@datavalisofficial8730]

LMAO XD

[@mrtomfox]

Finally after all these years of Vinesauce food talk, we get the cooking stream we deserved

[@blackcat2333]

finally we get another episode of cooking with vinesauce

[@Loop_Kat]

This episode of "Gourd Vin Ramsey's Kitchen Night Streams" is nearly as lovely as a finely seared cut of prime rib, garnished with fresh herbs and a mild vinaigrette.

[@vermis0161]

i was watching this and i started laughing and i couldn't stop and i couldn't breathe and i got really light headed and i'm not sure but i think maybe i almost passed out because everything felt really bizarre. so that's cool, hope it happens again

[@OvAeons]

Used an excessive amount of words to say "Sponge is now a flavour sponge"

[@SummonerArthur]

"Why is my duck flying?" Why the heck wouldnt it?