[Vinesauce] Vinny - Half-Life 2: Google Translate Edition

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Stream date: November 17th, 2023
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[@vinesaucefullsauce]

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[@gladiusbladeofthenorth9939]

Why are a bunch of random chat members moderators at the start of the stream lmao

[@JohnnyMonke]

@@gladiusbladeofthenorth9939 Twitch did an oopsie for a bit there, I have no idea, they are not actually moderators lol

[@Jubelio_]

The Cicero name drop at the beginning was a sign of only good things to come.

[@LeudieBlues]

*Rise and shine, Cicero said.*

[@USMC49er]

Oh chat member...That tickles!

[@thesecondeevee9754]

hello the Cicero, looks like there are slow

[@cicero5001]

hey what a coincidence

[@gottagofastfaster]

The best yet to come

[@BassBanj0]

The "Lala!" At 56:35 fucking put me into a laughing fit That alongside chat giving the wrong level for like 6 minutes straight made this one of the dumbest yet hilarious streams in a good while

[@paul-nj1ig]

Sounded like Chris chan

[@eugeniaamariei8626]

Who made Dr Breen a tellytubbie or something?

[@XxSimon2]

That was so random :D

[@MrWolfSnack]

and then when he finally gets there after zooming around the map in noclip mode like an idiot and saying "he's not here" while passing through each building in 0.001 seconds, he listens to one sentence of the speech then says "its not worth it"

[@FluffyWolfLord]

The best part about the wrong levels was I know some people just honestly forgot the level while others were just fucking with vinny

[@jumanjingus]

"Meat at Mesa Rest" sounds like something from the Ram Ranch extended universe. I also love how it says "the possibility of water" when he falls in the lake lmao

[@pareidolist]

EIGHTEEN NAKED SCIENTISTS IN THE SHOWERS AT BLACK MESA

[@Raifuuuuu]

the risk of rain

[@Daniel-be6cj]

"Scott is awesome" replacing "Great Scott" is an underrated line

[@The_Boctor]

Gabe's name in the credits getting mangled into "Game New Well" killed me.

[@ameintherain4965]

Big fan of Google translate somehow turning Eli into an estranged eccentric grandpa

[@LenkyLad]

Mahogany(voice of Alyx) and Timble(voices of various citizens) did a amazing work in their voice contribution *I guess*

[@Dylan_x64]

The end of this comment is so Deadwater.

[@carlosemilio5180]

​@@Dylan_x64 watercomment this dead the is so of end

[@mobetdawolf1558]

So how was your weekend?@@Dylan_x64

[@MailMainbutnot]

@@Dylan_x64 i guess

[@Purplestufff]

Perfect example of “they did well with the material they were given”

[@anchorlightforge]

Mistranslation or not, 9:16 is the most powerful corporate nonspeak line I've seen in my life. I'm using this in the future.

[@failedabortion1894]

Politicians when asked a simple yes or no question

[@JacobKinsley]

​@@failedabortion1894jerma when asked a political question

[@idimo7976]

​@@JacobKinsleyWhat would you prefer?

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

Plus it kinda makes sense, like “allow me to try and address your central problems rather then what you said.”

[@anchorlightforge]

@@jakespacepiratee3740 Yeah exactly, not only is it saying something to the effect of "I'm going to redirect your question to my own interpretation of your question," but it's so buried and obscured by nothing filler talk that you get turned around four times just listening to it.

[@sheepsause]

I really felt it when Gman said "Rise and shine, Cicero said. Rise and shine" What a real homie

[@gnupfo]

Gman is closely familiar with classical Latin texts, having studied in a monastery for several years.

[@_MaZTeR_]

You two careful, he is a big.

[@dermond]

34:04 "Someone has missunderstood the power of Christian unity" That's a line

[@RadicalEdward2]

30:20 the armor being called “Lover” kind of makes sense because it probably translated thinking it was “Amor” which is Spanish for “Lover”

[@PunishedKrab]

Not sure why ammo turning into “jellyfish” would make sense as that’s a trillion times more bizarre than armor becoming lover

[@TakeNoShift]

I fucking loved Breen interjecting with a silly little "Lala!" amidst all the chaos of shit before fucking exploding lmao

[@GeorgeNoiseless]

LA LA is now forever a Jerma Moment™ trigger for me.

[@SeveringJuan]

47:30 [In the morning tell the SMG Grenade] [HAPPY BIRTHDAY!]

[@PunishedKrab]

Linda Belcher: Aww, it is my birthday!

[@reviathan3524]

Judith's voice being text to speech made me remember kitty's Elliot series where he used Judith as a disabled teacher who talked in text to speech. RIP, Kitty.

[@bugjams]

I love how she's just a more brutally honest version of herself. At 29:26 she freely admits she's angry at you, and seconds later she says "I will bring you down quickly." Spoiling the entire twist she was setting up because she has no self control in this version, lol.

[@DoomFoxofDeath]

Miss Person! I'm glad someone else caught that!

[@windedStar]

26:14 Eli saying "how are you Iudith?" in the middle of that teleport chaos fucking killed me

[@teawizard374]

I like how last chapter was like a soap opera. Mossman confesses her love for Cicero. Then Brain confesses his love for Alyx, she rejects him. Then as a response to this, Brain confesses his love for Cicero. Then Mossman confesses her love for Brain to save Cicero. Then Alyx almost confesses her love to Cicero (but Cicero got married to Sugar Man in the first game). I'm pretty sure Mossman confesses her love for Eli in Nova Prospect as well.

[@Josh-jw3go]

An Opera about soup

[@teawizard374]

@@Josh-jw3go Lmao just saw my typo

[@Typheus]

26:22 the "No one, yet! =D" fucking got me.

[@poly_g6068]

"Our mothers treated us like children!" They do be like that sometimes

[@frgblae]

Shoutouts to Deadwater Gaming (provided voices for Alyx and most of the male citizens)

[@corecorecore]

this is like a fever dream. I'm not sure, but they must've been in portal one too. still, this one feels more special, I guess

[@l-l]

I thought I recognized their voices

[@mandridhugh9555]

Yeah they voiced the turrets and GladoS@@corecorecore

[@ThirtyDaysSober]

“typical Baltic Restaurant” made me shit my pants

[@eugeniaamariei8626]

🍑💨 Hope you get new underpants.

[@bigmanjones]

7:47 I love how Vinny presses E fully expecting "the breakfast"

[@strongbadman2]

8:30 "Dear Dr. Brain. Why did Combin see the need to stop the fertility month?"

[@icanplaytehdrumz]

Once again - Vinny thank you so much for playing the mod!

[@piggosalternateaccount4917]

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[@orkun3844]

God will destroy Brian!

[@user-C3ryb5UVr257nJlWxvwRthA]

This is this, this is this!

[@anthonyh768]

“Great Scott” being translated to “Scott is awesome” sent me

[@ArcRay20]

Gman casting spells at the end with those incantations was really funny. 1:03:29 is too perfect though.

[@alexello1189]

18:27 ahhh good to see you again vappy, hope your resting well ❤️

[@ianfavreau9776]

I'd imagine the VAs for this had to be Shakespeare trained actors to be able to take what appears to be gibberish and emote through it.

[@littlesnowflakepunk855]

42:41 "Billions of massive attacks" killed me lmfao

[@CunningCondor]

The possibility of water

[@StereoTyp0]

Apparently "Aha niho nkomoka" is Swahili for "Oh, I fell asleep".

[@burmecian123]

Disney bought the combine empire after the seven hour war.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

Now that’s a terrifying thought.

[@TheVoxxification]

"every bad man is worthy of the universe." Okay that is genuinely a sick line.

[@CrackpotDesert]

Breen is talking like a Metal Gear villain

[@TakeNoShift]

Lala!

[@dopey473]

La li lu le lo

[@CockMyRasbah]

He talks like Charlie Kelly from It’s Always Sunny when he wrote the election speech

[@MahoganyCrafter]

Thank you Vinny, very cool!

[@mandridhugh9555]

ngl, I was kinda half expecting for you to do the other Alyx voice from those Written by a bot videos in this pack

[@scrungles7853]

I unironically likesome of the voices, even if they aren't accurate to the characters These guys should do some voice acting work for some indie projects or something lmao

[@LenkyLad]

the guys who voiced Alyx and the Citizens are a part of Deadwater Gaming, they made some machinimas such as "Half Life written by a bot" among various others similar to Full Life Consequences

[@BierBart12]

@@LenkyLad I've been watching these goofy lads play half-life mods for so long and I had no idea they did so much, holy shit. I now recognize Mahogany's voice everywhere

[@So1]

@@LenkyLad love those guys

[@AFFRA]

56:34 my fucking sides

[@ruileite2634]

"Remember THAT from Black Mess!?" the most fitting line in this whole thing 🤣

[@MrWolfSnack]

_Weakness is used to protect us from change and progress_ ~Dr. Brownie

[@Nanomachines69]

I'm still wondering which language in this god forsaken world translates "Freeman" to "Cicero"

[@tridos2574]

It's Canon to hl translate lore

[@bartektrame8801]

"natibashelor kunjayan kure nibi" is apparently bengali and throws google translate in a loop - it translates back to itself in all languages

[@galacticprism]

holy hell they got the lip sync to work. This is gonna be good

[@truestbluu]

it's not that hard, they can do phoneme extraction in mere milliseconds. (valve)

[@Karuvitomsk]

yeah one of the big selling points of source when it was introduced was the lip sync functionality

[@Serucipe]

You spoke too soon.

[@blockstacker5614]

only for Breen and Gman

[@kaukospots]

@@truestbluu you still have to do it for every sound file so I'm not surprised this isn't full coverage

[@TheMrTangamandapio]

2:51 "Written by Jeez" It's fringing on nonsensical but I'm using it.

[@Harpotos]

write on Jeez Nuts

[@kaukospots]

20:05 I am so happy vinny noticed they called him John lol

[@Hi_Lonesome]

8:55 always thought that CP was a slimy lawyer underneath his suit

[@cybhunter007]

30:47, what a great for a date night Mossman; you and your love go to xen for that "seductive chair" 🤣

[@Levanderus]

Vinny getting a glimpse of the madness Jolly deals with for most of his videos.

[@Templarfreak]

his name is Dr Gordon "Cicero" Friman

[@TaccRaccoon]

6:35 it sounds like the sims

[@AFFRA]

1:04:15 grew abs from laughing so hard here

[@MalleusSemperVictor]

Dr. Cicero is hungry. Dr. Cicero wants a sweetroll.

[@0m3GAARS3NAL]

What's really very impressive is the lip synch of the breen screen at the start also, mossman being text to speech is an old meme

[@predcon1]

The music this one opens with, it's like, I wish the original started that way

[@LangstonDev]

Opposing Force Reveille Remix by Drew Anthony Nyquist is the song. Looks like it was made for this mod!

[@Casterborous]

the way Breen speaks in this is just like how politicans speak irl

[@Josh-jw3go]

Speaking a lot while saying nothing is a skill

[@abnorc8798]

1:10 "Anteater Antonov" sent me. It's like a messed up Russian Superhero or something.

[@EddieSpaghetti69]

"Jupitor! - Dr Two Seasons, please!" That whole encounter was like a 90's music video high. *Aloha 17!*

[@Pumpkyria]

"Every bad man is worthy of the universe" is the best quote to start the year

[@deathisnear2424]

I beg anyone who hasn't watched Deadwater Gaming to watch them play through this. Mahogany voiced Alex in this mod and their dynamic between the two is so good

[@Cybershroom]

I hope we get A Cicero's Life 3 before we get an actual HL3

[@Destroyah5000]

The line that I find to be the most horrifyingly fitting is Eli saying "German Freeman! A book I look? The stroke is not changed!" Honestly, everyone in this mod is having a stroke, I think.

[@lenadams854]

32:47 marjorie taylor green???

[@novemberguy7087]

The original Half-Life Google translate is seriously some of the hardest I've ever laughed in my life so this should be good.

[@salmonrunaround1944]

the coolest discovery of this stream is that the g-man knows hawaiian

[@MeatThrasher]

I heard "Cicero" and I pogged

[@user-fk3nz9gi4s]

Clicked random Vinnie Video for background entertainment. Started doing something else, half paying attention video gets going, the words eventually filter into my mind and instead of what I'm expecting something KINDA similar starts to confuse me beyond comprehension because I didn't see the title. This is what having a stroke must feel like. 11/10

[@alexanderprestrelski2563]

Thanks for plugging the Half-Life Documentary - I enjoyed watching that very much.

[@siliconmonday]

I knew from the Gman intro this was gonna be a fucking ride. So happy to see the Cicero Saga continue

[@tannerbass7146]

Vinny's coupon voice is great

[@Customdevwakeup]

The line: Get rid of the smell of ash turns this from half life into a doom game

[@Pigness7]

Very happy they used their own voices and not AI, AI is so soulless the human voices makes this so much funnier.

[@metashrew]

Eli sounds like he's gone insane and considering the dialogue, that makes him the most believable character in this mod

[@mrkrabssoldmysoulfor6294]

34:39 Random shrimp moment

[@BComet]

I am so disappointed Vinny didn't notice the "Oklahoma Vegeta" in the credits.

[@milkywayish9315]

One hour Half Life Vinesauce video? depression cured.

[@RarePupper]

I watched the entire intro at .5x speed by accident and thought it was just some weird artistic decision.

[@mikoirl]

Oh, I just rewatched the Portal Google Translate VOD and missed yesterday's stream. What a nice coincidence :)

[@jonelalexiscaroc7495]

in the intro it's called a wake up call reveille, makes every service man stand up high but the rendition added to it was trippin high like high G kush flow my dude

[@giraffebean]

holy shit the return of cicero

[@dekushroom]

16:38 straight up expected the music to turn into Ash Lake from Dark Souls lmfao

[@samushunter242]

I love Gman's ending lines

[@clust3rpepis]

the ‘alyx, monkey!’ sounded like he was casting a spell

[@ironraccoon3536]

Where the hell can I get that intro theme. That shit's heavenly.

[@calebschaeferrr]

Opposing forces Reveille remix, it’s on KZbin but nowhere else

[@ironraccoon3536]

@@calebschaeferrr ty

[@rabble_rousdower]

55:57 made me loose my shit

[@tridos2574]

Alyx, mONKEY

[@rabble_rousdower]

@@tridos2574 "MUUHNKEE"

[@JeskidoYT]

47:00 vinny battles against chat to find CAPTAIN

[@Karaoke-Bear]

This whole playthrough will cure your depression

[@whenintheyes5218]

i like beer ya

[@Her_Imperious_Condescension]

26:23 Honestly, Breen just aggressively shouting "What? Are you kidding me?!" when -Gordon- Cicero appears in his office is just perfect.

[@MrWolfSnack]

22:14 why does this sound like breaking bad

[@lunchbox997]

Chat leading vinny on was both hilarious and frustrating LMAO

[@happymartin6778]

5:58 It's like either get your coupons ready before hand or do it digitally and don't hold up the line.

[@MrWolfSnack]

23:59 dr smaller did the virus 19 in city 17.

[@lambertstarr1218]

I’m happy, employed and healthy, it’s a lazy sunday and i got a new half life stream from vinny to enjoy. Life’s good 😌

[@lolololmunchmyass]

Watching this on lsd is so good

[@Josh-jw3go]

Nightmare nightmare nightmare

[@lolololmunchmyass]

@@Josh-jw3go that's meth

[@bloro6389]

heartwarming, truly.

[@redscarfinfinite9743]

CAN I HEAR THE MUSIC MORE I LOVE THE INTRO AND SUIT THEME

[@AndreiaGoncalves-kf8gl]

seeing that they actually used source's choreography system to sync the facial animations to the voice lines is incredibly impressive EDIT: aw man it was only done for the opening sequence D: tbh the amount of time it would take to do that anyways would be something i wouldn't dare to touch

[@tvirusgetz]

Regina Dino Crisis jumpscare got me excited thinkin he might play it lol

[@reidepperson8534]

Last thing I expected from this was Lofi Reveille

[@AFFRA]

Been a while since ive laughed this hard

[@lololordjr]

Breen sounds like he was voiced by jontron ngl

[@nanobreak_]

and Eli's VA was drunk lol

[@redcomet_622]

The music at 59:43 sounds really good