[Vinesauce] Vinny - Half-Life: Randomized

[@vinesaucefullsauce]

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[@Galaxia53]

Stability AI comes with a public release of their Image generating AI soon. There is an article about it on their website

[@norXmal]

Possible to get a reference or link to where I can play this mod?

[@lenadams854]

Peaces Like Us and Sweet Half-Life... Mistake of Pythagoras and KS_Portal.... and de_obsession.

[@SpuddyBoyo]

@@norXmal It's called Haphazard and it's on Moddb, it's my favorite randomizer mod!

[@Guante_de_arroz]

thanks boss

[@FirstWizardZorander]

17:59 "Abort" "Absolutely not!" See, that's why we're in this mess

[@alfiehicks1]

37:36 [ASMR] Barney provides you with soothing ocean sounds in a dimly lit corridor while your workplace is invaded by hostile extradimensional aliens

[@Voc_spooksauce]

What a sweet fella

[@Sylveon27]

"You look terrible, hold still this won't hurt a bit, ACCESS AUTHORIZED" 36:06

[@GMDTheOnyxGuyEizzX]

37:17 Weirdly good comedic timing

[@Tyrell-d6o]

13:09 I can't believe the grunts are dropping the N-word.

[@acceptablecasualty5319]

holy shit. feels like im getting trolled by a 13 old admin in HLDM back in 2001

[@cloontrwpa8383]

An R as hard as stone too

[@zonetropper]

Back in my days, this was known as glitch life series

[@nickelion1760]

It's been that long, huh

[@FunkatronicDingus]

Glitch Life was legitimately the funniest I've ever laughed when I first watched them. I'm talking on the ground in tears unable to breathe

[@Niashusband]

Good times lol

[@FelipeJaquez]

Sven chads rise up

[@mistah.cheese]

okay grandma let's get you to bed

[@reviathan3524]

Vinny: Plays Half Life for RememberFreeman Game literally in the beginning: Forget about Freeman

[@qwertyiuwg4uwtwthn]

That was english language you just spoke...

[@hatandhoodie_]

35:04 Not even in Half-Life is Vinny safe from Undertale.

[@lenadams854]

He said SILENCE, not Sans

[@hatandhoodie_]

@@lenadams854 Mate, how the christ do you hear "silence" in that sound? Besides, I was joking about Sans, anyway.

[@callumkristofer7793]

@@hatandhoodie_ it's literally what he's saying.

[@TemmieContingenC]

@@callumkristofer7793 sans

[@callumkristofer7793]

@@TemmieContingenC synthwave.

[@treefingers6572]

G-man proddingly questioning Vinny as to whether he still questions chaos theory as Vinny desperately tries to open a door It's poetic

[@TrueLadyEvilChan]

Sounds like something someone would experience in a dream.

[@mikotoh]

literally watched this stream twice but can i still have a timestamp

[@redmagpie1761]

@@mikotoh 11:57

[@poiberry8956]

"I just got here, this is my first day at black mesa." "And, potentially the most unstable." 15:12

[@whiteydiamond]

30:55 might be the best 40 seconds ever holy hell I was dying

[@Arexsis]

Holy fuck I was dry heaving laughing when he paused and then unpaused and it got worse

[@Azure2706]

I am literally dying at laughing, it's so unexpected

[@WhimsicottFanatic]

That part is best watched with headphones, that way you can _feel_ your brain getting microwaved

[@mikotoh]

loud = funny amirite fellas in all seriousness why do yall like hurting your ears so much. i dont understand it

[@Arexsis]

@@mikotoh "loud=funny" only works when the action/sound was intentionally loud. This was completely random and it wasn't that it was initially loud that was funny. What was funny was Vinny being in pain, pausing because of it getting so bad, and then unpausing not to have it be the same or better, but for it to be actually **soo much worse**. The setting and timing was comedic

[@KitsuneDzelda]

"Welp, there goes my grant money..." For some reason hearing a scientist say this while the world is going to hell around him and an alien invasion is going on nearly killed me. XD

[@skittl_e]

1:18:24 i'm a trained professional, not to worry ma'am i'm a trained professional, not to worry ma'am i'm a trained professional, not to worry ma'am i'm a trained professional, not to worry ma'am i'm a trained professional, not to worry ma'am i'm a trained professional, not to worry ma'am i'm a trained professional, not to worry ma'am i'm a trained professional, not to worry ma'am i'm a trained professional, not to worry ma'am i'm a trained professional, not to worry ma'am i'm a trained professional, not to worry ma'am i'm a trained professional, not to worry ma'am

[@bluedogz1624]

sorry i mean i’m a trained professional i mean i’m a trained professional

[@nopls1762]

17:25 Barney almost stops the resonance cascade from happening

[@joshuacookie6386]

1:08:02 Ladies and Gentlemen we got him.

[@dobrynskyxd5834]

40:51 is a great out of context clip

[@Lishadra]

It never stops never stoppin

[@sillypinkmoth]

​@@Lishadracool pfp

[@Lishadra]

@@sillypinkmoth Thanks!! Made it myself :D

[@LightCrib2]

9:42 The microwave created a minecraft magma cube

[@Sqykee]

I recently went back and watched 3 of Vinny's Glitch-life vods (the previous randomizer), and I wanted Vinny to try it out again. A new randomizer is perfect! Edit: My favourite moment is easily 1:10:06 , the sped up Fall Guys music killed me.

[@Viper-ft3tk]

I used to fall asleep to Vinny playing those 3 streams in particular. Still do, in fact.

[@femboiuwu]

@@Viper-ft3tk why those in particular? just curious, cause i fall asleep to pretty much any of them myself

[@Viper-ft3tk]

@@femboiuwu Well it started with Glitch-Life and anything related to Half-Life.

[@mikotoh]

@@Viper-ft3tk yeah, almost anything HL related vin plays i can fall asleep to (so long as the audio doesnt get horribly loud/shitty at some point. and even then sometimes i still sleep through it lol)

[@ethnol3842]

1:03:59 “you’ll have to hit: dog wailing in background” this cracked me up.

[@skittl_e]

didn't make me laugh but damn you have some fucked up humor

[@ZoruaMaster]

Followed by Vinny's appalled reaction

[@treefingers6572]

VINNY THAT'S NO TRAM, IT'S A BATHYSPHERE AND THAT SECURITY GUARD IS A S-S-S- 7:16 SSPIDER SPLICER!

[@BSPNode]

All he needs is a little bit of Adam

[@orb9760]

Would you kindly grab a crowbar or something?

[@Her_Imperious_Condescension]

Is it someone new?

[@bLEKI557]

I checked the steam stats when the event was goin' on. We hit 12,310 players. I'm happy for more Binyot Half-life content.

[@Lucas-db2jq]

1:18:15 "Not to worry ma'am. I'm a trained professional!" Ah, the Kokiri Forest looks just as I remember it.

[@Stardust_Lily]

Not to worry ma'amI'ma traaaaiiinnnned profffeesssionnallll

[@KitsuneDzelda]

This must be what Gordan Freeman sees before the Lost Woods claims him. Poor bastard.

[@Knapperoni]

@@KitsuneDzelda Shoulda listened to the Kokiri girl, now he's a spooky skeleton

[@mr.meme5907]

38:18 When the wind is slow and the fires hot the vulture waits to see what rot.

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

"adrenaline administered" Yeah, if I heard all those noises at the start and saw a dead guard i'd think i'd have already had my natural adrenaline levels at maximum

[@OWLtistic]

1:12:06 This is just pure randomness

[@ferngullible]

i’m still crying from 1:00:33

[@evilresidents]

The old Glitch-Life VODs/videos are what got me into Vinesauce so this is a treat.

[@nozzzzy]

I got to participate in the record! I'm surprised we were able to double it within like 30 mins of it starting. I'm glad the love for HL is still going strong.

[@donbasscat5838]

1:58 "Uhhh... and if they find the body?" 2:06 *drives by a dead barney*

[@Iyasenu]

1:00:34 Booti, bls blae DMCA2 Donte do Magic Dance and best in game

[@ActualDavis]

The Glitch Life streams are some of my favorites, I re-watch them from time to time and having more of that to experience is not something I thought i'd say in 2022, thank you for this.

[@frogtape4305]

1:05:26 I think we'll have a couple of happy little trees right here in the foreground.

[@nostalgiavibes7341]

30:56 half life anomaly

[@ian2057]

Barney having sirens come out of his blocky gaping mouth is its own form of cosmic horror

[@MrUoyknaht]

I nearly coughed up a lung laughing at the truly terrible sounds starting at 30:51 Louter, Louter!

[@tonyrandal9124]

I like how the anti mass spectrometer was experiencing testicular torsion

[@pootisbear]

No idea if it's an intentional homage or not, but Vinny doing reactionary improv in-character makes this feels like an episode of Freeman's Mind from some alternate hell dimension.

[@alfiehicks1]

*This is Freeman's Mind* *This is Freeman's Mind on Morphine* _Any questions?_

[@PoutyBun]

HOW THE SOUND AT 30:50 WENT FROM BAD TO WORSE TO SOMEHOW EVEN FUCKING LOUDER IS MAKING ME LOSE MY SHIT

[@unclegarf7366]

I love the military voice lines in this both out of context and in context

[@foloan1209]

I love how G-man just gave one of the scientist's speeches completely normally as if it was how it was supposed to be

[@LunarSoul255]

"It might get weird" *door immediately opens on a twerking alien* Hmm. I wonder what you could ever mean.

[@Niashusband]

Laughed like a maniac with this video, I missed the randomized half life streams

[@theonlybilge]

17:09 we actually know what Gordon's thesis paper is titled: _Observation of Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen Entanglement on Supraquantum Structures by Induction Through Nonlinear Transuranic Crystal of Extremely Long Wavelength (ELW) Pulse from Mode-Locked Source Array_

[@ardenharan2201]

Black Mesa must be bangin' place to work. All the scientists are standing on their tables and just dancing their work day away.

[@Iyasenu]

From the greats that brought you "Keep it going, Gordon" and "There's only one Hedy". Now for more randomized Half-Life.

[@mikotoh]

dont forget 'doctor, please!'

[@alexoxo1]

i love how immersed vinny got acting like an intern

[@hideus_ex9222]

Vinn'y humor was *marvelous* this stream.

[@sleepyshinx174]

I set an alarm just so i could participate in the event, it was good fun playing deathmatch with full servers.

[@mandrac2]

YES! The previous HL randomized streams are easily in my top 10 vinesauce moment of all time let's hope this one live up to the name!

[@Sierra19204]

Good thing Vinny not forget the Freeman.

[@vahlok1426]

20:05 Even the game is already fed up with the randomizer's nonsense.

[@helagrow]

*A S S.*

[@indask8]

9:41 Instant Japanese pagoda

[@lenadams854]

1:09:30 That nuke graphic was going to be in opposing force.

[@NeonNightmares]

I was just watching old halloween map streams and this popped up. Excellent! :D

[@pibbanon1987]

37:59- Vinny witnesses a grenade exploding into a glorious kaleidoscope of helicopters, but gets too distracted by a translucent zombie to acknowledge it.

[@softy5447]

1:03:56 quota met off screen

[@kukelhupf]

after the first 10 minutes I can already tell this would be an amazing playthrough.

[@ItsMadLadSir]

Everyone: Remember Freeman! Half Life: Forget about Freeman!

[@donbasscat5838]

8:13 *M O O S E*

[@revisit8480]

Vinny: "This is my first day at Black Mesa" Scientist: "... and potentially the most unstable" The game just knows. It knows.

[@NickManJams]

I laughed so hard at this, that I unlocked a kind of laugh I didn't know I was capable of. Such amazing nonsense

[@NatetheNerdy]

I accidentally had my video muted and was trying to figure out what sort of a bit Vinny was doing, being quiet for the first minute 😅

[@blankyjae3316]

13:10 MEAT GOD

[@lenadams854]

I think they dropped the N.

[@KayXibs]

55:58 literally a SSH : Mod Messup creator

[@TiredAndBloody]

Not to worry mam, i'm a trained professional.

[@GMDTheOnyxGuyEizzX]

23:48 Usually it's Joey who I usually hear the "Oy-yoy" from

[@Zemi_Noelle]

How the FUCK did I fall asleep to this lmao

[@skittl_e]

i don't even want to know

[@ringer1324]

Glitchlifes spiritual successor.

[@JonnieBirdo]

I'm a trained professional, not to worry ma'am

[@superyerfdog]

God the tram going at random speeds, the door opening with a flesh sound, I missed Glitch Life

[@BottleWaterson]

you know its a good idea to randomize sounds when things sound like a Chris Nolan movie

[@twirox1662]

Ooh boy these are always a treat!

[@david-mw8ov]

This makes me remember the time when

[@giggig6703]

Hey Louis, remeber the time when

[@blankyjae3316]

30:56 Every time he paused, it got worse.

[@Jameston]

30:33 The most mundane room is now incredible

[@jasoncampbell3558]

I will say, if Vinny ever does want to play/stream OG Half Life again, I would love it if he did it the way he did Half Life 2, with MMod. The same creator of HL2 MMod is making a new version of Mmod for HL1. It's still in development but it looks very promising. So whenever that comes out, I would love it if Vinny went through HL1 with that version of MMod. And I specifically mean the new version that's still in development, there is a HL1 Mmod that's already out, but that's an old version. The new version being worked on looks much more polished and has a ton of improvements. So I would personally wait on that version.

[@RingoBuns]

20:02 “ASS.” Destroyed me. Where is that sample even from?

[@mikotoh]

i think thats just a default line of the... opposing force... dudes? the marines? ive never played HL but i know they have, like. speech built from single words. and ass is one of them

[@helagrow]

@@mikotoh you’re mid combat - Hey, do you know where that guy in the orange suit went? I had eyes on him but I lost sight. -*A S S.*

[@remulo2141]

My favorite thing are the sudden blown out grunt noises holy shit

[@faulkgough1768]

I do kinda want a downloadable version of that bangin song "Don't worry ma'am, I'm a trained professional."

[@trungletime]

not to worry maam

[@MalcomTidus]

Not to worry ma'am, I'm a trained professional.

[@carljackson1831]

Not to worry ma'am, I'm a trained professional.

[@tauon_]

my respect for vinny has increased by a lot

[@Xe4ro]

30:55 holy shit I love this xD

[@crabcatchin6811]

1:13:22 Why was the music replaced with Sims 1 music in post editing?

[@helagrow]

Probably copyright

[@dimitar4y]

Half Life 1 but everything is 10% smaller and 10% slower and everything is slightly tilted or misaligned.

[@Nicolas-zw5ex]

9:44 is a cut effect

[@anonecki]

Half-Life but Gordon ate a handful of benadryl and ambien before going to work

[@rawhide_kobayashi]

we already have freeman's mind

[@lenadams854]

58:35 Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?

[@kooper7624]

In my head I’m imagining a universe where Gordon is more late than usual and has his radio and starts hearing all of this like someone else did the residice cascade

[@fvkijay]

Elevator: It's time to choose

[@PoorBritishBoy]

Not to worry ma'am, I'm a trained professional

[@ameintherain4965]

love how this just makes black mesa MORE viable for osha violations

[@Dom9606]

hi John the prerecorded symbol seems to be on the thumbnail

[@vinesaucefullsauce]

Oops

[@Dogewow]

I am in absolute stitches

[@MadotsukiGaming]

Can confirm, this is the average work day at Black Mesa

[@yalestormofficial]

This is the most chaotic version of Half-life I've ever seen.

[@lemonheins2720]

30:52 1:03:57

[@richardmatthews2598]

Black Mesa was an inside job! The special forces were already on the scene, waiting for Gordon.

[@v912-3]

Other half of the stream just looks like a cruelty squad map

[@nekobyoneko444]

Anyone got an idea of what the music is at 1:00:16?