[Vinesauce] Vinny - Quality Android Trash (part 7)

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Stream date: March 17, 2019
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#Vinesauce #QualityGames #AndroidTrash
00:01:36 - Hopping Bird
00:02:47 - Bacon - The Game
00:07:00 - Cowboy Neighbor Redemption
00:12:53 - Ojisan Monster (Granpamon)
00:17:55 - Real Duck Simulator
00:27:54 - Craft Apex Legends
00:31:18 - Angry Neighbor Haunted House
00:36:48 - Sponge Hospital Five Nights
00:40:28 - Exorcism
00:46:43 - Apes Age vs Wild West Cowboys
00:54:25 - Chichi Neko (Titty Cat)
00:58:50 - Nagomi's Earcleaning VR ASMR
01:05:45 - Jun'ai Baba Gakuen (Pure Love Granny School)
01:10:12 - My Horse Prince
01:25:03 - Hot Wheel Stunts
01:28:36 - Knuckle Night Battle of Animatronic Fighter
01:31:17 - Taikick
01:32:44 - Pluck It
01:42:15 - Gottsuan Densetsu (Legend of Gottsuan)
01:45:55 - Heads Off
01:51:25 - Sausage Legend Online
01:54:48 - Hidden my game by mom!
01:59:59 - Sponge Ball Z
02:00:17 - Horror Kiss
02:02:35 - Kinni Quest
02:06:10 - Apex Royale Online
02:07:00 - Bad Granny
02:09:36 - Scary Granny Mods Escape
02:12:02 - Granny

[@vinesaucefullsauce]

00:01:36 - Hopping Bird 00:02:47 - Bacon - The Game 00:07:00 - Cowboy Neighbor Redemption 00:12:53 - Ojisan Monster (Granpamon) 00:17:55 - Real Duck Simulator 00:27:54 - Craft Apex Legends 00:31:18 - Angry Neighbor Haunted House 00:36:48 - Sponge Hospital Five Nights 00:40:28 - Exorcism 00:46:43 - Apes Age vs Wild West Cowboys 00:54:25 - Chichi Neko (Titty Cat) 00:58:50 - Nagomi's Earcleaning VR ASMR 01:05:45 - Jun'ai Baba Gakuen (Pure Love Granny School) 01:10:12 - My Horse Prince 01:25:03 - Hot Wheel Stunts 01:28:36 - Knuckle Night Battle of Animatronic Fighter 01:31:17 - Taikick 01:32:44 - Pluck It 01:42:15 - Gottsuan Densetsu (Legend of Gottsuan) 01:45:55 - Heads Off 01:51:25 - Sausage Legend Online 01:54:48 - Hidden my game by mom! 01:59:59 - Sponge Ball Z 02:00:17 - Horror Kiss 02:02:35 - Kinni Quest 02:06:10 - Apex Royale Online 02:07:00 - Bad Granny 02:09:36 - Scary Granny Mods Escape 02:12:02 - Granny

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

Ideas for "junk game compilation" titles... Junkyard Scrap Games. Vomit Fuel. Digital dumpster dive. Glitchslap Grab Bag, for games that the debug teams must have abandoned... And it shows. Cringe Crate. Cross-Overkill. Self explanitory, too much crossover spam. (Shrek's BattleCraft Fortnite Royale Minion Bros... Yeah, stuff like that as one massive scummy bootleg of everything.) Sludge Bowl. Unfit for Existance Pack- Games so stupid, one questions whether they even are games. Adpocalypse. Android ad spam BS. Nope Bundle. One look, and you know it'll be horrid. One minute in, that need to bail intensifies. Unruly Games. Games which seemingly have no objective or tutorial... Or logic, context, storyline... Indicator letting you know whether you're even playing or not. Natural Corruptions. The "Glitchslap" on steroids, these kinds of games would crash and glitch in such dramatic ways... The RTC could have made it. Epilepsy warnings a must. That's all I got for the moment. You're a trooper for playing/scrounging up these kinds of games. You're awesome.

[@yiff]

I've played Bacon, it's actually half decent

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

CraX It's a game about using bacon and physics to improve everything, so yeah... Gems like that are on as a quality game break. These title ideas are more focused along the junk. The gems among them weren't in mind. Bacon the game, especially.

[@mslabo102s2]

01:31:17 is Tanaka ni Thai Kick

[@GoogleUser-ms6hr]

This stream is like an android stream but crossed over with Japanese indie games and grab bag garbage

[@gingerja]

The scream when he sees the horse absolutely kills me

[@robbycooper6787]

he didn't take my trash sigestion but my suggestion was quality compared to this because it has minimal care poput in to it but this has no care because it's sdhovel ware

[@cheiftainvulpix]

Beat me there :(

[@soullesspinkamenapinkamena1747]

I`d scream too xD

[@varkster6860]

@@robbycooper6787 WHAAAAAAAT?!?

[@bummer6]

@@robbycooper6787 You'd probably be taken more seriously if you learned how to spell.

[@pickled_pear]

The second I saw Horse Prince's human mug in the thumbnail I knew I had to drop whatever I was doing to see Vinny's reaction. It was worth it.

[@MitoNova583]

**INHUMAN YELP**

[@somegal-89]

*THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD*

[@playwonderwall]

2:11:45 was definitely the most iconic situation in Android Trash

[@Calvin_Coolage]

I'd argue 'Jerma' was more iconic.

[@deluxegolem4012]

Calvin_Coolage what’s jerma moment

[@Calvin_Coolage]

@@deluxegolem4012 One time a pack came with an app called 'Jerma' in it. Said app was a porn flash game.

[@gibhib]

@@Calvin_Coolage link to the stream

[@Calvin_Coolage]

@@gibhib kzbin.info/www/bejne/f36wm6WdpJWjeJo at about 22 minutes. Please be advised that the person who made the game in the first place is not the person who sent the game to Vinny.

[@TSMSnation]

1:03:26 "someone just linked me to the traile- GOD-"

[@lifesoldier]

its so fucking good

[@blobbem]

2:11:44 - It's not just the games themselves Vin has to be afraid of. Now it's the adverts.

[@lucidlullaby894]

Whoever compiles these shitshows I cannot thank you enough for including Horse Prince That reaction better make it into the 2019 recap

[@Sylvelourie]

How did it take this long for Vinny to experience Horse Prince anyway?

[@rhysofsneezingdragon1758]

WHAT…?! THE…?!

[@CabbageFarmerAi-Chan]

1:05:50 Imagine having never heard of the Vin, clicking on his stream, and this is the very first thing you tune into.

[@Doctor_Nu]

That was truly spectacular.

[@AmazingCanisLupus]

1:11:58 Probably what you're here for

[@Tom-tf1fy]

Reminds me of when he saw the alpaca in paca plus

[@ChillstoneBlakeBlast]

2:11:46

[@GewelReal]

@@ChillstoneBlakeBlast exactly

[@xjluke2623]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/a3PEapKglrNqe6M

[@solowingpixy3835]

There are several theories to explain this.

[@PeteKachew]

This was a solid Android Trash stream. You've got Rickrolls, Anime, Garbage (Neighbors and *NEIGH* -bors), and Porn. No topping this one.

[@aturchomicz821]

Im happy

[@frend1220]

Dont forget the Neighbor games

[@EnvyTheLost]

Can ya give me the timestamp for the porn, just so I can skip it of course

[@PeteKachew]

@@EnvyTheLost 2:11:45 though you probably found it already, hopping bird's background counts kinda

[@EnvyTheLost]

@@PeteKachew thank

[@bobosmith101]

You have no idea how long we've waited for the handsome horse game, Vinny.

[@YumekuiNeru]

pls dont call it hands(ome)

[@pickypath246]

@@YumekuiNeru Handhorse

[@RazorusR3X777]

whaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!

[@MariusKennedy]

I suffered while playing this game in like 10 minutes..

[@travosk8668]

That intro music just makes me feel so bad. It's like a gut reaction. My body is rejecting it big time.

[@vitordarksider]

What's the name?

[@travosk8668]

Vitor Moura Bolzan Moreira i wish i knew

[@duroorud527]

sad thing is people like it

[@JoLiKMC]

The song is called "mAfland (2006 remix)," and it's by Benoît Charcosset, aka "mAf 464." It was not made specifically for mobile games and I doubt he was even aware of its use in so many. Either way, it's a good song. The original and 2012 remixes are, too.

[@duroorud527]

@@JoLiKMC not something you want to hear about 20 times in one sitting tho

[@TheQwertyisdead]

Watching these on mobile is an exercise in japery. Every time Vinny gets an ad, I get duped into glancing over and reaching for a skip button.

[@eddiemcneely8668]

I ended up watching a skippable ad cause I thought it was in the showcase xD

[@gibhib]

@@eddiemcneely8668 Same

[@duroorud527]

dumb fucks

[@MitoNova583]

I can’t believe Vinny finally played My Horse Prince

[@Lucas-db2jq]

This is the atonement for all the horts you killed during your Red Dead Redemption 2 playthrough, Vinny. Now kiss the horse prince, please.

[@otakunthevegan4206]

That Arthur and Dutch impression tho.

[@porkyminch1640]

shhh nobody cares Lucas

[@spirituskitsune]

horts

[@cellianexurianity5021]

That WHEEZE vinny made around that ad near the end tho

[@elpibeplay2255]

Vinny is always in danger of being banned during sunday stream

[@killercheemstar3088]

Twitch mods on sunday: *watching vinny attentively*

[@GamayObera]

I just downloaded My Horse Prince because the horse itself is a bootleg Vinny with his beard out.

[@pickypath246]

So now that it's been a year... how was your experience with the Horse Prince

[@skinwalker69420]

He never stopped playing Horse Prince

[@BottledPoe]

I like how the laugh of spongebob in the sponge horror game is a literal steal from an episode, you can hear the music from the episode in it

[@vinesauceobscurities]

1:11:58 Oh hey, it's Tardy the Man Pony.

[@cybercoltz9054]

MLP friendship is magic OC

[@BottledPoe]

I like how the farmer is a weird mr Saturn like thing

[@yiff]

Man someone needs to make a compilation of all the wacky reactions vinny has to things. Like in the madden corruption when he made the guy fall and he was like "WHOOAAAAAA"

[@Mariorox1956]

Step 1: Set the video speed to x0.25 Step 2: Go to 2:11:26 Congratulations, you have now heard a rough approximation of what my soul sounds like after watching these games.

[@Mick_92]

Loud Nigra except it's Bini.

[@killercheemstar3088]

It makes Vinny sound drunk as well

[@skirdus367]

ⁿᴵᶜᴱ ᶠᴱᵃᵀᵘᴿᵉˢ ʳᴵᵍᴴᵗ

[@smolbrendan5978]

He's a horse!

[@iambusyaj1095]

smol brendan HE NEIGHS AND WHINNYS

[@raptyrn1290]

I'm reading the list of the games, and the names alone are enough to satisfy. -Sponge Hospital Five Nights -Pure Love Granny School -Titty Cat Are some of my favourites

[@duroorud527]

titty cat makes me want die just from the name alone

[@slushyturtle76localnewbie70]

Don't forget My Horse Prince

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

Imagine technology taking over and these games being their weaponry.

[@Ihartwalrusguy]

Either way, humanity will still lose.

[@phoenixwright1465]

So like Skynet, but instead of nukes, crappy Android games?

[@Ihartwalrusguy]

Phoenix Wright yes, very yes

[@Nicolas-sb3tk]

24:01 Vinny revs up that dolan-cycle

[@FioreFire]

I'm so glad vinny had never seen horse man game before so we could see him go into it blind

[@TheMasterswordMaster]

he had the icon on his homepage, he knew

[@TheBigDynamo]

2:11:44 First that "Jerma" game, now this.

[@alectrzaskowski6792]

Granny Cream’s Hot Android Trash

[@johnny40000]

full LP of "my horse prince" when?!

[@JLMetak]

1:12:41 Well I was born year of the dragon so I guess I don't risk anything other than potentially turning into a scalie. help me

[@WatanukiProductions]

Eww... I don't wanna fuck a human faced snake.

[@LucasHpm]

_Objectively not that bad_

[@HeroG9000]

That’s better than year of the pig...

[@Cosplaybuddygiraffes]

I’m year of the tiger; idk why but I’ve always had a deep lust for Tony the Tiger??

[@HartmannV3]

Year of the cock for me. I'm very okay with this.

[@Boonxster]

This is exactly the quality I'm expecting from Stadia. Only with more ads

[@Pooky1991]

Probably the best Android showcase to date and not because if the Horse Prince game. So many of these bizaar ass games just brought out amazing reactions

[@spiffyboone3128]

Congratulations on getting on yet another perfectly cut screams compilation! That human faced horse prince thing sure was... something to say the least.

[@Silenthilllz]

1:12:00 viNNY I was taking a shower and I HEARD your scream from all the way from my room.

[@chadschmaltz9790]

From the thumbnail, I see Vinny played the Horse Prince game. His reaction exceeded my expectations.

[@duzziewuzzie4388]

Just seeing the first game's background just makes the Tron Bonne incident in the other stream even better

[@hoyitsmiguel]

The fact that Joel has Grand Dad and Vinny has Granny Cream's Hot Butter Ice Cream as memes is astounding

[@symbolicacts6056]

0:00 The Anthem that Defined a Generation

[@favoritemustard3542]

. . . May They RIP In Peace

[@SpunkyDunk]

That frickin horse game...I laughed my ass off when I first played it but when I showed it to some friends, they looked at me like I’m a total weirdo. I need more friends that understand this kind of humor!

[@saadmaan3281]

I wasn't there for this stream, but I can perfectly picture the chat's reaction to that first game.

[@TehVulpez]

"Mods Escape" is more accurate than Vinny could have ever known

[@sniceverything4944]

TL;DW: Vinny goes to hell before he dies

[@shirleyjenlion187]

at least tron bonne is fully clothed this time

[@AlvinFlang69420]

1:45 This is what we call foreshadowing.

[@LuigiTSG]

Last stream: "Android show is never coming back" This video: "*Familiar music*"

[@favoritemustard3542]

& don't forget @1:03:33

[@DQBlizzard_]

The intro music for this vod is what the trumpets sound like before armageddon

[@WinEntity]

Ahh, yes, our bi-monthly "last Android Trash stream ever" stream.

[@tchaiko_]

I genuinely suffered watching vinny trying to pluck a hair

[@zonetropper]

That foreshadowing of the first game with Tron Bonne where it would haunt him 2 streams later :^)

[@Makocat]

But please rest assured. A very simple operation, you can understand immediatly how do

[@Vivi-321]

When he teased the games, one of the ones I immediately noticed was My Horse Prince. On god I can't believe I'd see that game here because I have it on my phone and have been playing it for some time when I can. My friends introduced me to it and I don't regret playing it.

[@agquad]

Me, upon witnessing Horse Prince: "Oh, yes, I hate this! It is revolting!' Vinny: "More?" Me: "Please."

[@hepatitisf7495]

I feel like the background of the first game was a warning that went unheeded

[@CpnGame]

Vinny should take that generic piratey endless runner track that keeps coming up and remix it for a Red Vox track. Recycling trash is good for the environment.

[@labenvenci1584]

2:11:45 The quality of ads.

[@QueenOfPessimism]

That Premium Content Lock is extremely insidious, i mean, “Download the iHeartRadio App™️ and listen to the Ron Burgandy Podcast™️ to unlock this content.” I don’t know who that guy is but i keep hearing the braindead radio hosts at work plug his podcast. That’s just...really creepy. “Oh you wanna play this game? Well get to level 10 in this other Approved Game and listen to Approved Podcast first!”

[@emeraldblaziken]

Tron Bonne the foreshadowing of Vinny's fate

[@Linkbrawler9000]

It’s streams like these that make me wish I had the time to watch Vinesauce live more often. I bet the chat was going mental over horse prince and the robertsons ad

[@QuazaXD]

Vinny's dutch and Arthur impression cracked me up so hard

[@dan_loeb]

'colonel, i've reached level six in tittycat!' 'raiden, turn off the game console right now'

[@JamesnLollify]

I bet the people who sent in hopping bird caused the _Tron Bonne Incident_ They were foreshadowing.

[@denisstosic8210]

52:03 the best bad ass moment

[@Thatpinkoctopus]

Some say that Kasumi still continues to nod to this day

[@LovelyTekki]

Heads Off reminded me of that scene in Gravity Falls with the disembodied head that never stops screaming.

[@Medicesca]

Android showcase is the perfect counter to the adpocalypse

[@CLAYTERRACOTTA]

We got Android Shitshow Part 7 before Half Life 3. I'm not sure if I'm happy or impressed.

[@flying-magpie]

1:11:57 I have been looking for this ever since I've seen it in perfectly cut screams. *Now I've finally found it.*

[@SunriseOverTheSea]

Evry scream is perfectly cut

[@phoenixwright1465]

Man, I really like that music that is in every generic Android game. AKA the one that was played at the beginning. What's the name of it?

[@ThisisSigma200]

i looked for it and couldn't find shit

[@brandonbasham7558]

@@ThisisSigma200 maf464 - Mafland remake

[@phoenixwright1465]

@@brandonbasham7558 Many thanks.

[@duroorud527]

@@phoenixwright1465 have fun losing brain cells to the song c:

[@spongyoshi]

Really enjoy your Android Trash Showcase, it's fascinating to see all the garbage that gets dumped on mobile devices for a profit!

[@moritz7521]

When ur girl is like: Look! It's Android trash!

[@TheNightquaker]

Marry her.

[@Stickeebud]

Bloody hell, are we still doing these?

[@duroorud527]

best

[@Zulf85]

I mean, I suppose a Poundland special of sorts is going on in there

[@lilycheese4]

My sister showed me My Horse Prince a few years ago, my reaction was pretty much the same as Vinny's.

[@TheBigDynamo]

This over Plug and Plague any day.

[@marshalllawtalkingwithoutlungs]

I’m a Plug and Plague kid

[@FestiveRocket]

1:42 When you foreshadow the next stream.

[@SleepyOtter8806]

I never seen vinny so shocked over a horse

[@brennanboone1879]

Legendary Sunday Stream

[@ArmoredChocoboLPs]

I’m gonna make a game for Vinny where you’re a duck that throws eggs at people to turn them into ducks. I’ll call it The Book of Ducks

[@YujiUedaFan]

The Duck sim sucks because the drake (male duck) is making a noise a hen (female duck) makes.

[@PowerBottomText]

Anytime Vinny pulls out the Arthur and Dutch voices I die

[@ereince]

I'm still surprised that his channel hasn't got banned after Scary Granny mods.

[@DeevDaRabbit]

48:08 I completely lost it.

[@johnnyweissmuller5559]

Was I hallucinating or was that Tron Bonne thing part of the game? Kind of foreshadowing to the next one.

[@MiddyFile]

I'm so fucking glad Vinny finally found horse prince, what a cursed game. And the best meme.

[@williamsmith666]

1:18:35 the sound of a man just wanting to die...

[@vanexelperalta9489]

Vin this is my favorite series in all of KZbin!!!

[@TheOathOfHorkos]

I think they took Ojisan Monster off the market, which is a shame because I genuinely want to play it

[@vanessaashford9203]

fuck, that sucks. Usually Android games at least can still be located through other means (unlike iOS games, as Apple devices won't allow anything from outside the app store to be installed), I'll just leave it at that. Unfortunately, any game that gets too spicy with the social commentary has a tendency to be removed. Ojisan Monster is a good one because it seems like it actually has layers to its social commentary; not only is it satire of how Pokémon is all about basically enslaving these sentient beings, but it could maybe also be seen as commentary on how the elderly are treated as disposable, and maybe even on the mindlessness and derivative nature of most mobile games (but that's probably me reading too much into it)

[@FelipeJaquez]

Every time an android game is made an angel dies.

[@slytaej9501]

2:03:49 Wow that's an actual Jojo reference! (Esidisi's crying face)

[@duroorud527]

acdc

[@sumdood8563]

This was the funniest fucking stream. I remember specifically watching 2:11:39 live.

[@this_connor_guy]

@1:11:55 best reaction ever to this weird ass game

[@agentblackbird9435]

1:44 I decided to watch Hopping Bird because I like birds. I DID NOT ASK FOR MEGA MAN (LEGENDS SPECIFICALLY) FOR ONCE

[@bobthelonghairedboi5425]

2 seconds in and I'm already having flashbacks

[@That_One_Guy_In_A_Band]

Yeah, so, online there's a picture of the horse playing a guitar. It looks to be an upside down Gibson Explorer. Just so everyone knows.

[@batofdestiny]

Oh no. The man-horse.

[@mjddjm96]

In the defense of DLSite they do have an entire separate site for general public works, the one Chat was talking about is the Ecchi site

[@EXILED4LIFE]

I lost my shit at that horse game. Serious PacaPlus flashbacks.

[@JohnnyCasey]

47:14 - love that ad

[@contentdeleted1621]

*SHNIPER ARENER*

[@Tomokush]

I still can't believe this was 2 years ago

[@mikotoh]

im here from the future to say that the first game is not the last time well see sexy tron bonne unfortunately

[@chaffXgrenade]

It was a warning shot

[@myfellowsonicfans7131]

Ya know it’s gonna be trash when the stream opens with mafland... and I love it.

[@LunaPrincessNinjato]

That music loop in Chichi Neko (Titty Cat) .....I think that's the start to the song "Dan Dan"