[Vinesauce] Vinny - Salt kart 8 deluxe 3: Return of the Salt

So how the fuck did the second one get like 70k views?
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(this is a fan edit btw in case you can't tell)

[@apricotluma]

2:22 Vinny, Vinnie, and Varo. The italian Edd, Ed, and Eddy.

[@TiStardust]

"Want to go Karting, Vin boys!"

[@steve.s8495]

Double-Vin

[@axoxr]

Hello, Vin boys!

[@LuckyLeverVIEJO]

@@axoxr many salt, yes?

[@legendarycryptid2629]

18:52 The scream of a man who just lost everything he ever loved.

[@lizzieva1646]

Indeed it is

[@Akiri000]

heartbreaking

[@QuarrelsomeLocalOaf]

Vinny sounds like he just got his hand cut off by Darth Vader and told that he's his father, lmao "That's not true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!" "Search your feelings, you *know* it to be true." (18:52)

[@theludwinrandom631]

Legendary Cryptid 3:23 is better

[@tf2redpie]

The pure anguish

[@Fermeadtation]

8:53 In this edition of random languages Vinny somehow knows how to speak because of episodic rage : Japanese.

[@fissilewhistle]

Z.Mememan Studios You ever got so mad you became bilingual?

[@Fermeadtation]

KamektheMagikoopa1 I'm sad to say I haven't but I've come close multiple times.

[@YuuyaKZMI]

"DAI DAI- ITAI" funny how Itai roughly means "it hurts"

[@OctavKitty]

"Great great hurting"

[@hecatia666]

"I'm going to shit a Waluigi" -Binnerio Pizzerino Pastario 2666

[@Scatmanseth]

Wa

[@yourinsanitydemon6085]

+Fruitcalculus Luigi

[@aaron9818]

8:31 "Bussy? sorry... OAH COHCK."

[@latch_official]

instant karma

[@dashieldmasta177]

3:22 I can hear the rich, creamy tomato sauce that fills Binyot's veins _BOILING_ in my ears

[@allyste8811]

Da Shieldmasta has

[@DeltaD36]

9:46 is my favorite moment. Just the question being asked and the long silence is the best.

[@MilkDrinker218]

Yep.

[@SamTheMarioMan]

I remember being there for that, someone in chat asked that question at least 10 times before Vinny noticed

[@JacobKinsley]

Someone at Nintendo must have hardcoded into the game that anyone called 'vinny' automatically gets crap items

[@jesiahnickolas4875]

i guess Im asking randomly but does anyone know of a way to get back into an instagram account? I somehow forgot my password. I love any assistance you can give me

[@jesiahnickolas4875]

@Alex Liam i really appreciate your reply. I found the site thru google and I'm in the hacking process atm. Seems to take quite some time so I will get back to you later when my account password hopefully is recovered.

[@jesiahnickolas4875]

@Alex Liam it did the trick and I now got access to my account again. Im so happy:D Thank you so much, you saved my account :D

[@alexliam9786]

@Jesiah Nickolas happy to help =)

[@YuuyaKZMI]

@@jesiahnickolas4875 hi bot

[@wombawombate]

14:00 is a whole new experience when you actually have headphones in

[@juicysoiriee7376]

Thanks, I hate it

[@spiderfrog5764]

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

[@LinkDragon512]

Easily a favorite moment, cracks me up so hard 🤣🤣🤣

[@Praxium]

8:53 the nintendo pain got to vinny so much he started expressing it in japanese amazing

[@bfnmo7750]

Vinny Makes Noises Deluxe

[@linkthepringlesman3951]

Deluxe Noises*

[@stainfightingpower9402]

Vinny clearly needing an Exorcism for 40 minutes and 16 seconds

[@Calvin_Coolage]

These videos may possibly give viewers a sodium overdose. Viewer discretion is advised.

[@feb4252]

I am probably safe

[@MilkDrinker218]

*DUN DUN*

[@FatalKitsune]

This salt is nothing. Go watch a DarksydePhil video if you want to experience maximum salt.

[@seiichiv1694]

It may cause dehydration

[@Mromfgtrololol]

It's sodium chloride.

[@saltyderpy8343]

7:03 Nobody's gonna notice that the purple player was waiting for Vinny to pass him to throw a red shell?

[@latch_official]

Ive tried to tell Vinny this before, but the items you get are based on your *_distance_* from first, not your place. The amount of triple shrooms he gets is still ridiculous though

[@bluejoseph8873]

wait really? i don't know that.

[@latch_official]

Yep, it's true. There's a big fancy data table for it here: www.mariowiki.com/Mario_Kart_8_item_probability_distributions

[@bluejoseph8873]

learn something new everyday. you should email him if you want him to know about this.

[@fensnake5975]

He knows it, he has mentioned it a couple of times during the streams. But where's the fun it that?

[@6letterss]

the 5500 bracket does have a 85% vinny 3 shroom chance though, so its not bad luck, its legit for that distance bracket edit: 42% its a 200 max stat

[@Sugatron-ft5wo]

17:08 even a floating banana is in a better place than Vinny.

[@emily99]

8:41 is my favorite moment solely because of how for a second his singing was almost EXACTLY like the original song lmao

[@emily99]

another underrated moment goes to 13:38 aka BOOLET BEEL

[@joshshrum2764]

It actually doesn’t sound that much like tears for fears.

[@emily99]

@@joshshrum2764 okay buzzkill

[@cchief117]

2:09 puttagobbaghoul ey? lobbaghoul. phrohger gagafa fooooophplplpl... *poot* 30:23 yeeeess sIIir 33:39 ffffFURBLUR- pwAh

[@JacobKinsley]

11:18 BloiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIgh

[@bluejoseph8873]

Just ignore the 3 minute of nothing at the end. i don't know what the fuck even happened.

[@helfire14]

Well, it *was* an anticlimatic ending

[@yourinsanitydemon6085]

+Melon Bread it was

[@aschreeder]

youre just doing it for the youtube ads

[@bluejoseph8873]

aschreeder what? no I don't. I didn't even get money form these video bro. why would I care about ads.

[@brokenman4414]

aschreeder There are literally no ads on this video lmao

[@hshot2000]

7:05 is so quotable.

[@awesomesmileyguy]

3:21 Vinny becomes Tarzan

[@danielcorrales9649]

24:21 guys, I think vinny just voice cracked

[@weavabird]

that vinny asmr was delicious

[@vroomkaboom108]

That fucking plastic bag was torture

[@bighotman805]

I felt very uneasy.

[@theringwoodbros]

Munchea It was torture

[@gaetanodepaola2ndchannel179]

I don't know what you three are talking about, I just felt *_t i n g l e s._*

[@xXblazmodzXx]

almost fell asleep lol

[@aidanwilson2389]

“This is bad. I feel like that’s- that’s the most uttered phrase on a Mario Kart stream. Aside from fuck, is this is bad, FUCK.” - Vinny the salt man.

[@HomeByMidnight]

24:21 I've never heard Vin so hysterical before

[@Bigguy2345]

10:17 Vinny chokes up a shitload of Tomato sauce

[@101Youfail]

I think the players popping up out of nowhere might just be players using boos. Same for the floating banana.

[@emperorwisel4842]

King DJ awwww man. It was funnier when i thought it was a bug/lag

[@jejmosscakes]

How does the floating banana affect it tho? If someone uses a boo shouldn’t it just teleport to the other player?

[@stinkdude]

@@jejmosscakes the kart is invisible but the items around/held behind the kart aren't

[@jejmosscakes]

Christopher Reed ah ok

[@aidanwilson2389]

I was watching this video, and Vinny’s scream at 3:21 crashed my KZbin app.

[@bitswithmits2052]

Aidan Wilson them most powerful scream

[@InvaderZebanyanDX]

24:20 That laugh

[@ShadeTavish]

8:54 I genuinely can't tell if Vinny yelled "itai" or not

[@faroshscale]

He did

[@ArmosAviator]

15:29 *UP*

[@Squishyboyseth]

why is Vinny good at asmr wHY IS VINNY GOOD AT ASMR

[@rruckman9782]

It sounded like he ate the mic at the end there so he's basically a professional asmrtist just with that alone

[@JoCoBrony]

34:23 Banana appears out of nowhere

[@xurany427]

Now we know the game hates him

[@HakuZaku]

@@xurany427 or Nintendo doesn't know how the fuck to make online decent

[@Takimeko]

7:57 This whole thing gives off such Jerma energy.

[@JoLiKMC]

I can't even laugh, at this. I just feel awful-awful-awful, for Vinny. This is soul-crushing. It _does_ make for a fascinating watch, though.

[@BluThundr]

ANGERY BINYOT.

[@JacobKinsley]

I love when something absolutely heart wrenching happens and his only response is 'YEH'

[@JacobKinsley]

19:25 ʏᴇᴀʜ

[@Person_two]

These are the best highlights. Also this marks three times that vinny has been talking about jumanji 2 and he gets hit

[@JunkoEnoshimadie]

Nobody knows the concept of the boo item do they? It turns the racer invisible thats why people appear out of nowhere and floating banana

[@RoosterJacket]

23:37 he sounds a lot like Wolf from Payday 2 for a sec lol

[@godofsucc8449]

"it's a fuckin VINNI-!"

[@keaton5101]

I just realized- the "dude who just appeared" probably had a boo. Those make you invisible now i think

[@bluejoseph8873]

The song at 19:56 is "Satanic ceremony - Summoning Satan"

[@marcost.6656]

whats the song at 19:56

[@jpetras16]

It's fucking Beethoven don't you know your classical music? Gosh.

[@MetalWolfKaiju]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pYG9qomGdrmAoJI Here it is now shut up

[@TheBreadman904]

I've seen the name on similar comments and didn't know it was legit until now

[@supersonicguy556]

what's the song at 19:56

[@acidhogalpha1553]

"Now i am in the bag with you" man...

[@AcidicSeraph]

ITAI

[@光る-h2p]

And in that moment, unbeknownst to his viewers, Vinny's mind was swapped with a Japanese version of himself from an alternate reality, wherein one びんのすけ streams to thousands nightly on his channel: つるソース動画. Could Mario Kart be the key to unlocking interdimensional travel? Would it be ethical to drown an Italian-American in his own salt to find out? We are left not with answers, but with a single phrase whose infinite meaning echoes into eternity. "いたい！" -Vincenzo "Vincent" "Vinny" "Binyot" "Pizzapasta" Vinesauce 2017

[@Calvin_Coolage]

When does that happen?

[@光る-h2p]

8:50

[@Calvin_Coolage]

光る Thanks.

[@neilisbored2177]

shegesete itai

[@fabulog7010]

13:59 i know it's supposed to be a joke, but it isn't too bad asmr

[@foogen]

This infuriates me regularly, Vinny could do beast ASMR with his voice and he SQUANDERS it.

[@SamTheMarioMan]

Now I'm on your left. Now I'm on your right.

[@fortuys7754]

that was horrifying , i think my headset is TOO good.

[@TheBreadman904]

FABULOUS now he just needs to do a full Mr Dink ASMR video

[@sarsaparilla1644]

FABULOG dude it was fucking amazing

[@mikhailmcmorrow6440]

What the gods of karting didn't know was that by torturing Vincent for too long caused all his built up rage to be incarnated as "HE THICC" thus unleashing a creation made entirely of salt and Beans. As the salt left Vincent's body he found the true meaning of life, crust. Not even the karting god's knew about this hidden power that had been dwelling in the universe. It had the power to create, destroy and incrust, thus leading Vincent to incrust the karting god's in a endless loop of salt and taking their place as the god of karting, acquiring the name "Vinny three-shrooms" . How will Vincent use his newfound crusty powers? What about HE THICC? Find out soon. Tale of Vincent the cursed volume 2

[@MegaLpso]

the reason its so bad for vinny, is that he just has terrible luck for items, and he has the worst people viewing him, and they love to see him suffer, so they seek out to ruin his life.

[@ErinTurco21]

18:51 That scream is true anger and sadness incarnate.

[@Xcloosivo]

You ever get so salty you start doing asmr?

[@Lishadra]

See he's losing because he's not playing Waluigi. //sagely nod//

[@Ciggymunch]

Furious child goes go-karting circa 1932 [colourized]

[@nadysonnascimento3]

admit it, if you came all the way down here, you're a sadist, for just watching Vinny suffer or just for watching vinesauce at all

[@annie.V.]

an sadist

[@nadysonnascimento3]

Antoinette Paternoster hi sadist, I'm dad

[@AuraPuffs]

0:17 My favorite way to start off a stream 👌

[@izuyo3391]

i'm going to give birth to a waluigi

[@SonofOrion42]

BOOLET BEEL.

[@katepuddings2]

This video always gives me the confidence to play mk8dx online again knowing no one can get shit on as much as vinny does

[@valliteking1812]

37 minutes of salt? But Christmas is 3 months away.

[@flipperjr.3822]

*40

[@nelsonnicholson6175]

Flipper Jr. The last three minutes is just black-screen.

[@BMN_Prime]

Vinny makes this looks insanely hard I love it

[@ezraf.7759]

35:32 Waluigi says exactly what Vinny's thinking

[@spiderplant]

Oh yea! You could put SO MANY beans on 6:02!

[@ChizuruMinamoto]

That guy at 18:47 , DrNotNert... he did it on purpose... Vinny shouldn't play with his community...

[@pizzamozzarella4686]

24:20 is just hysteric. The combo just made him lose his mind.

[@davidjsward]

Bullet Bill... Bullet Bill... Please, BULLETBILL!!! Gets me every time.

[@coronelfalk]

MARIO- EIGHT!

[@SamTheMarioMan]

31:29 Ah, Jimmy T-Fuck, my favorite character

[@lemonknees]

Only one of my ear buds work, so when I was watching this and the ASMR part came on, it was dead silent for like a minute, when suddenly, “Now I’m on your left.”

[@letopcat2618]

20:47 he sounds like gino

[@anongladstone]

where's sodium chloride automobile eight upscaled the fourth: the NaCl strikes back 2: electric boogaloo

[@klunsgod]

I fucking love it when he does his gremlin voice, always cracks me up.

[@greenteesouo]

And on these streams we have now witnessed a new variant of Vinny: Vineboss. The done of the Pizzapasta mafia and family.

[@Curtis.....]

Man, I miss these streams..this is Vinny at his funniest imo

[@ChandlerMakesVidya]

"everyone's shitposting in the middle"

[@329link]

I have never seen someone so addicted to mushrooms.

[@the_wooden_bear]

10:09 God has abandoned you and told you to eat saltines by the handful

[@MattDearing]

You know Vinny's fucking pissed when he starts doing an accent

[@kingdedede8064]

7:05 Why would you kick a man when he's down? That's just cruel.

[@cugly1875]

King Dedede why hello there my lord and savior Dedede

[@JanitorAntisocial]

fucking streamsnipers

[@Takimeko]

It's a good thing he at least missed, somehow. The faulty Red Shell homing saved VInny.

[@Gregsusername]

12:13 vinnys passive procs

[@StreetFighterFan777]

I actually understand the Green Lantern ride thing now. Thanks Defunctland!

[@bkebradley]

His problem is he absolutely always squanders his mushrooms

[@fearanger1]

14:00 Good god, I feel like Vinny's talking directly into my ear from behind me.

[@neilisbored2177]

if it wasn't called jim- (Deep breath) OOOAOOOOOAH

[@thetristanfrantz]

14:10 the sound of Vinny killing his channel out of frustration with Mario Kart 8.

[@awerelia]

13:47 is scary at 5am

[@WasabiKitCat]

This video will never stop being funny to me.

[@GamingPlayer123]

16:08. Favorite moment.

[@bindletinn]

You know you’ve been watching too much vinesauce when 9th place looks good

[@NintendoNerd64]

Vinny always seems to find bullet bills on the last lap of baby park and no where else

[@cherryblossom1460]

As a fellow American-Italian viewer, the gabagool joke made me laugh because that's what my dad calls it and what he fed me as a kid. Now I know it's from Sopranos but it is still funny to me.

[@KamekSans]

These videos give me life

[@bluejoseph8873]

Kamek Sans How is vinny suffering giving you life?

[@ryanclemons1]

That and furry porn i bet.

[@mikhailmcmorrow6440]

3:23 *L O S T*

[@xurany427]

We should just let VINNY win for once And by that I mean we don’t move and hope he wins

[@adamkampen]

Salt kart 8 in a nutshell This is bad FUCK It's to early to start this

[@Scruffy39]

"Oh my god, everyone's shitposting in the middle."

[@AlexTenThousand]

"If it wasn't called AAAAAAAUUUUUUGH", I seriously lost my shit there.

[@thekrunkadidliacdude5033]

I always thought vinny sucked at mario kart, until I actually played against other people. I now understand the salt.

[@mrwri]

"When I play this game with my friends - I am a god. They can't figure out how to beat me. Play it online with the Vinesauce community...?"

[@hnickel4757]

Captain Todd: Trash Trucker Coming 2666

[@TheBreadman904]

17:27 Vinny spews on stream

[@blueducky1]

Quiet Beps: N/A Loud Beps: ERR_OVERFLOW

[@bioluminescentpajamas7472]

*Add three red mushrooms and half a cup of salt to the mix for a fresh vinny Mario cart video.*

[@tb2748]

13:46 - michael from vsauce loses it finally