[Vinesauce] Vinny - Salt kart 8 deluxe: A New Salt

A compilation of vinny's shit luck. (this is a fan edit btw in case you can't tell)
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Credits
Bad results - Mario kart 8
Picture of vinny getting hit by a shell - fukasesenpai
The Text "Vinny gets salty deluxe 8" - Pietro_the_crown_sheep
Soldier luigi picture - lowstrikes
"Holy shit is that a jojo reference" - know your meme
And yes i've send a request email to vinny to do this. and he said it's ok.

[@SamTheMarioMan]

I just realized something: Vinny is the Sponge of Mario Kart. He soaks up all the failure so everyone else can succeed.

[@cowboyluigi5275]

SamTheMarioMan maybe vinny was the failures we made along the way

[@Mishaal-kr1we]

Rtf 1qwsxxx. Derre. Zر

[@WhiteboardMario198]

that’s deep tbh

[@dannygreen592]

No, it's what he gets for being a Nintendo Fan boi

[@mrwri]

italian food is supposed to be spicy... not salty

[@blurrzapper7777]

Christ. Whenever Vinny plays Mario Kart he makes it look like Dark Souls.

[@FlameJackstar]

His bad luck is unrivaled.

[@ShinigamiKristak]

What do you mean "look like" Dark Souls, IT IS Dark Souls.

[@eliaquino137]

Dark Souls kart?

[@Okkomonkiainen]

Kart Souls

[@AleronWolf]

And now they announce Bloodborne Kart

[@hgnbfc2]

5:16 I almost felt bad for Vinny there, but that the timing of that steal was too good.

[@mikhailmcmorrow6440]

He sound like he's going crazy after it

[@Scruffy39]

*ZOOM* "eh, take the last coin!"

[@Sosig00]

11:58 Y A H A H A 5:38 N O C O I N

[@Sosig00]

Clap 28 likes

[@ApexGale]

Sosig coin is dead no coin

[@thebracc1835]

in honor of this video i whent to my pantry and took the cashews and took all the salt from the bottom and ate it

[@bluejoseph8873]

7:47 the subtitles are freaking confused.

[@THICCJohnny]

7:20 "This game is a cool mistress"

[@hudgynsasdarl6967]

"[Music] [Applause] [Music]"

[@soundcipher4533]

My favorite error was "the thing you give me the bullet, Phil. Pull up Phil. Phil - Phil pull it though. Bullet pill bullet Phil pull it though"

[@bluejoseph8873]

6:16 That "Nope" wasn't supposed to be there... wtf happened.

[@bluejoseph8873]

Nah. i was intending to put it at (5:16). not sure how it moved 1 minute ahead.

[@asra-5180]

Bamboo Gamer It just Noped at you.

[@HoffayStudios35]

Was that Vinny? It sounded pretty genuine XD

[@neptune9647]

I mean. It still works.

[@ContemptCostanza]

I can't believe Vinny fucking died

[@monterrang1]

i just realized i had in the selection "vinny darkest depression" best way to symbolize his stream of mario kart in his hindsight

[@aspennnnnnnn]

3:25 I love it when the chat makes Jojokes and they fly right over Binyot's head.

[@blackyoshi1230]

_Note: This salt does not contain iodide, a necessary nutrient._

[@Ascetimancer]

3:10 VINE STOLE THE SHINE

[@2minuss]

Absolutely magical.

[@lightmaker5648]

I think everyone purposefully tries to ruin vinny's day

[@mrwri]

would people really do that go on the internet and just try to hit the streamer

[@SneakyLittleHobbit]

@@mrwri Well that is the objective of the game: Get the highest placement possible while preventing others for getting a higher placement.

[@agentblackbird9435]

@@mrwri Frankly yeah. People do it

[@Jstar269]

11:44 That was the day I swiggited that swooty.

[@Scruffy39]

Jstar269 congradulaes

[@ChazMcGutter]

That sneaky snatch at 5:15 makes me lose it every time.

[@elzi8199]

Now this is a story, all about how I got on last place and my life got upside down, so I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there and let me tell you how I became the salty prince of a town called Mario Kart 8.

[@aturchomicz821]

sit down,calm down and relive your life from sperm to adult

[@jamesclark6949]

Your meter is off

[@waxwinged_hound]

As soon as it zoomed in on "9th" I knew the triple mushrooms were coming. Vinny is a siren song for them triple mushrooms.

[@thereptiliani27]

I mean, his name IS Vinny "Three Shroom" Vinesauce

[@codyamelang394]

When you played online battle mode, it just like a World War 2

[@claus0676]

"God was adorable" 😂

[@TheSwordofFlames]

I honestly can't tell if he's just bad or if he genuinely has luck that fucking terrible

[@noth_inf3367]

This game needs Koroks... *y a h a h a*

[@theverylastkorok7080]

Y̵̢̛̝͕͕̥̪̤͈͕̘̝̬̘̆̋͑̅̃̂a̵͍̣̤̺̩͖̞͈̜̻͎̬̻͆̃̇̾̋̔̿̈̚̚̚͝ͅ ̶̢̻̩͔͙̦͈̹̟̦͍̙̼͍̜̎͋̅͛̍̒́͋̊͑̇͆ḧ̵̡͇͚̫̟͎́͌̃̋͛͂̐͑̈͑͜͝͝͠a̶̪̣̝̜̤̟͂̌̀́͊̄͂̂͑͌ ̵͕̬̑̀͌ĥ̵̢̠̦̠̲a̶̢̧̖̤͙̦̬̼̺̞̜̳̥̳̅̂̂̃͆̽͘

[@mikhailmcmorrow6440]

0:04 STARING. TOAD MARIO MIKE MYERS HORATIO SANS DONGLYLONG ANEE FRANK AND NEWCOMERS TECHWORKS JOBEL PUZZLE ROOM LOOGE HORATIO SANS (COMIC EDITION) PINK BLUE VINNY AND jon

[@eduardoj2500]

portable salt 12th

[@SWAGCOWVIDEO]

Going frame by frame on some of these shots just bewilders me. It's like the shells are magnetic. All of them came without warning too.

[@mockadile]

Go to 7:46 turn the speed down to 0.25 watch as vinny gets bonked by fucking nothing COOL FUCKING GAME

[@bluejoseph8873]

it's wario. he always cheat.

[@cannedspaghetti1854]

Lol, it's the collision of the shells. It is desync from its actual visual position. It happens sometimes.

[@NunofYerbizness]

12:38 - 12:55 Vinny was about to take third. A Tomodachi resident of Vineland Island, back from the dead, stole his glory.

[@felixdaniels37]

Nunof Yerbizness Revenge for kicking him off the island solely for being a meme.

[@HomeByMidnight]

git me out ov gay baby jail *pls*

[@StreetFighterFan777]

Watching these videos after listening to a not insignificant amount of Red Vox feels like phasing into an alternate reality

[@danielruiz1536]

is it horrible that i enjoy vinnny salt? there is nothing quite like it well except joel salt but that rarely happens.

[@bluejoseph8873]

I think everybody enjoy vinny's salt tbh.

[@MobyTheDuck]

The best part of the Mario Kart stream was when Vinny got 3 Mushrooms like 7-8 times in a row.

[@pixeladdie1713]

6:15 It felt so good to hit Vinny in that moment. Thanks for including my clip! ;)

[@mystcat3]

I knew he was stream sniped

[@ShinShirt]

STANDO

[@mettle753]

Cant be a Weeb Cause half Japanese REVEAL YOUR SUTANDO

[@fortuys7754]

*IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE* ?!!!!!!!

[@SaurusTheKing]

16:08 They had a boo active

[@Garrulous64]

These will never not be funny.

[@BeavisSaves]

This episode is brought to you by the numbers 9 and 11, Vinny's favorite places.

[@cowkiller3003gaming]

R.I.P Binyot 1985-2017

[@komario5822]

That's some deluxe salt right here

[@ThisIsReadyMade]

Now this is *SALT RACING*

[@HummusHummus]

SUTANDO POWAH

[@vibe_sauce]

14:25 “Has the Les Enfants Terribles really come this far!?” -Colonel 2008

[@mushroomdude123]

13:10 I wasn't prepared for that. I'm dying XD

[@bfnmo7750]

🅱ario 🅱art

[@bluejoseph8873]

🅱inny 🅱et 🅱alty 🅱t 🅱ario 🅱art 8 🅱eluxe

[@GamingPlayer123]

1:22. The tone on Vinny's voice is priceless. So hilarious! 10:09. The salt is at its maximum height here. The decline begins!

[@CheesyCat]

according to this video if you don't know what you get hit by it's usually because it was a green shell you threw at yourself :^) 4:54

[@Apollo9898LP]

Vinny getting booty-blasted from 2nd to 10th never gets old

[@oharas39]

I HAVENT LAUGHED SO HARD IN YEARS

[@MegaLpso]

ARe you KiddING ME WHO THREW THAT?!?!!

[@aidanwilson2389]

2:22 did Vinny just say that he needs to get out of gay baby jail?

[@gavinsnow7504]

Being a sponge fucking sucks😂😂

[@aidanwilson2389]

11:51 *Yahaha!*

[@thedeergod435]

10:26 wryyyyyyyyy

[@shaunthesheep24]

Oh, so this doesn't just happen to me. The game is just fuck, makes me feel somewhat better :)

[@realicwiener]

the floating crown was someone that used a boo if anyone was curious

[@SchwickFAFO]

*sees rhythm heaven profile picture* *instantly subscribes*

[@t00nedd00d]

5:16 *Y O I N K*

[@blahblah6345]

ate salt & vinegar chips while watching. no regrets.

[@TopHatZack]

this seems familiar

[@kalivlogs341]

The intro reminded me of a YTP

[@RegalRuffRaff]

uhhh the floating crown is the result of the boo item

[@bluejoseph8873]

Yeah i realised that after i uploaded this.

[@slugcat-girl1661]

For some reason iggy is the worse Mario jar character, every time a computer or a player uses him, they get the worse luck

[@ood9700]

all these years of watching vinny and i can't remember where the scream around 9:38 is from help pls

[@bluejoseph8873]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oKTHp5-sapxnqas At 1:36:16

[@ood9700]

Bamboo Gamer bless your soul

[@utopiaa_1775]

8:06 You're welcome

[@chrimakesthings]

umm,hey Vinny i have 2 theories on why you lose all the time:1:everyone's a d*ck to you.2:for some reason you are an item MAGNET....but not in a GOOD way because it attracts attacs.

[@chrimakesthings]

#2 is DEFINITIVLY(sorry 4 mispelling)Worst luck ever given to a mario kart 8 player.

[@kemix1006]

Being Vinny is to be pain

[@cowkiller3003gaming]

Vinny and joel should do a video together one day

[@floonmeeple2371]

R.I.P BINYOT

[@MizoxNG]

Vinny is bad at games

[@appewy]

I want to see happy vinny

[@mystcat3]

Alternative title: Stream Snipe 8 Deluxe

[@Takimeko]

It just looks like normal Mario Kart to me.

[@guigs828]

*THREE MUSHROOMS*

[@FriedrichTheGreatest]

"I bet that fake b-🅱inny will do better than me"

[@sprybug]

I heard a Michael Rosin "Noice" in there. ;)

[@dootman2854]

Pipe = destroyable poston = INDESTRUCTABLE

[@Taigen419]

Bruno dies, Narancia dies, Abbacchio dies, Everyone in part 6 dies, Gyro dies, Johnny dies.

[@Quacking-Goose]

Net one should be: "The legend of Vinny Three Shrooms: SKUNT"

[@NewWaveBeastie]

W H Y D I D N ' T Y O U B E L I E V E M E OH WHY ?

[@greatspaceadventure]

2:48 I believe he's saying "oh no, what have i done?" in a Mr. Bean accent or something like that.

[@dannygreen592]

2:23 lmao

[@jacksonmiller1805]

Gay baby jail

[@pupper9474]

Vinny should just get'n th'bucket.

[@DBZbre]

The thwomp intro fucking killed me.

[@thebracc1835]

in honor of this video i whent to my pantry and took the cashews and took all the salt from the bottom and ate it

[@dannyc.9161]

Staten island steamer who's Italian and is very loud. Love it

[@chisecrecy4974]

3:00 Literally the moment this popped up, my internet went out.

[@wilekrowan3610]

I liked the Don Pardo impression very much.

[@megannewton6496]

MarioSALT 8 delux edition

[@Alexs23743]

Is it normal for him to be this bad at the game? I'm not expecting him to be TWD98, NMeade, or Mankalor, but...! "Just the middle of this level is the death zone!" -Vinny inadvertently describing what World War I was like. "R.I.P. Binyot 1985-2017" Go to 7:34 to see a JOISEY Italian(?) dude do a bad Hank Hill impression...needs more propane.

[@qrowing]

To be fair to Vin, this is like a 3-5 hour (i'd imagine) stream edited down to JUST the salty bits. Of course his play is gonna look pretty bad haha.

[@godzillaronispizzapalace6323]

Mario kunt 8 deluxe

[@mariobrax3501]

poor binyot

[@slugcat-girl1661]

Where is sponge when you need him?

[@aaronmk7]

Lol he's so bad at Mario Kart

[@maximumforehead3452]

Vin needs to fix his mic delay

[@Redvox57]

"Mr. Dink 5th place"

[@crashmaster5569]

Salty the 12th Deluxe: The revenge

[@TheZeroJoker]

The floating crown was because the player used a Boo.

[@bluejoseph8873]

Yeah i realised that after i uploaded this.

[@TheSSSdriver]

Was that the real JonTron???

[@BacunNG]

Mario Kart 8: Deluxe Salt

[@NobodyinDeed364]

N O C O I N

[@neptune9647]

3:35 SUTANDO POWAH!