[Vinesauce] Vinny - Shitty ASSNES Games

[@NorthStarBlue1]

Everyone always forgets about the best/worst part of the Home Improvement game: the instruction manual was nothing more than a single page that said "REAL MEN DON'T NEED INSTRUCTIONS" in huge letters. Sure it's in theme with the show, but still a huge dick move for a game that's clumy and confusing by design.

[@upyoursdotcom]

Very clumy

[@SlyHikari03]

That reminds me of jontron.

[@ShudderflyREAL]

That's hilarious.

[@NorthStarBlue1]

@@Sianostrakarenrenren I definitely remember the still sealed copy I picked up many years ago didn't have any blueprints or a notification to check them on the one piece of paper that came with it. I'm guessing it was something they added later after realizing the oh so funny joke was actually backfiring.

[@vanessaashford9203]

I will say, the Home Improvement game is a very faithful adaptation of the show *in spirit* , like plot-wise there's basically no relationship, but I feel like a game where you throw tools at dinosaurs is exactly the sort of game idea Tim Allen would come up with during a coke binge (also, how else are you gonna turn a show that basically consists of Tim Allen reveling in cringetastic gender stereotypes and making weird sea lion noises, while the editors spend 90% of their time thinking up creative novelty screen-wipes topical to literally every scene, into a game???).

[@vinesaucefullsauce]

0:24 - Disney's Aladdin (Capcom) 4:40 - Ballz 3D 10:27 - Barbie Vacation Adventure 25:00 - Bebe's Kids 34:14 - Darius Twin 36:45 - Eek! The Cat 45:36 - The Flintstones: The Treasure of Sierra Madrock 51:47 - Home Improvement: Power Tool Pursuit! 54:40 - Larry Nixon's Super Bass Fishing 1:03:24 - Mario's Early Years! Preschool Fun 1:15:42 - Super Noah's Ark 3D 1:20:00 - Metal Morph 1:27:33 - Miracle Girls 1:30:32 - Mohawk & Headphone Jack 1:35:34 - Obitus 1:42:06 - Pokémon 1:45:10 - Radical Rex 1:51:23 - Rap Jam: Volume One 1:55:23 - Rocko's Modern Life: Spunky's Dangerous Day 1:58:37 - Shaq Fu 2:01:16 - Space Ace 2:07:11 - Pokemon Gold & Silver (bootleg)

[@HardeQx]

Its vappyFapper

[@Jax49]

jim boy

[@budderman2305]

Vinesauce: The Full Sauce Gud you dun gud

[@Jax49]

Krysion Dad

[@tvtoni9040]

Vinesauce: The Full Sauce cuul

[@1Rekuiem]

did anyone else notice that you got rick rolled at 55:51 it's only like a half step down

[@otherverge]

NICE HIGH QUALITY RIP

[@jaykatemorrison]

I don't think it was a Rickroll

[@poble]

@@jaykatemorrison it does kinda sound like it though lol

[@theblueraptor9268]

1:15:09 Mario: Luigi, stop eatin the table! Luigi: I-i can't help it, Mario. I haven't eaten in weeks.

[@skymin]

NO vibes NO bevis NO bevis NO vibes NO bevis NO bevis NO vibes NO bevis NO bevis NO bevis NO vibes NO bevis

[@MisterGrittle]

What about bevis AND vibes?

[@neilisbored2177]

if bevis = true { get_out(); } if vibes = true { get_out(); } if bevis = true and vibes = true { cool_beans(); }

[@rubblemonkey6904]

The get_out function is pretty self explanatory, but what does the cool_beans function do?

[@CreatorOfTheRoom]

Wuts a bevis???!?????!!!??

[@Mythical6255]

That part reminds me of the Nostalgia Critic to be honest

[@SchlubbyTomHanks]

There is an abnormally high Clown percentage in this stream.

[@xfronwenzyoucamex]

"Konichiwa. I'm Lary Nixon."

[@findantu]

We come in peace

[@dr.mantistobboggan4065]

46:15 for the Vin's impressions of two cavemen who have a gay old time

[@Ritalio]

thanks doc

[@geno2925]

Eek! The Cat looks like what would happen if Bubsy and Bonzi Buddy had a child

[@LeviathanRX]

This was a real show, it existed...

[@uuuh6441]

r34 of that rn

[@Revacholiere]

Bonzi Bubsy

[@robjackson4050]

sad part real cartoon that predates both

[@TonberryTiffy]

Op

[@harley-wp6xt]

it'd be nice when people made these "shitty" collections they did a little research on them to make sure they're actually shitty.

[@harley-wp6xt]

***** and some of the "bad" games were just "meh" at worst. some even looked okay.

[@aDumbHorse]

I saw some reddit discussion about wanting a "shitty java cellphone games" stream and the games they were suggesting were actually good games.

[@aDumbHorse]

***** Oh, i'm quite aware of that.

[@Kepesk]

Seriously, some of these games are pretty good. I mean, if Taito's name is on it, it'll at least be fun.

[@RenWilkes]

Le KZbin comments masterrace. Truly the best of the best.

[@TheBigDynamo]

I'm actually mad. That Rocko's Modern Life game could have actually been a wonderful platformer or anything but a fucking pure escort mission game. Like, who makes a game where its just escorting someone from start to finish for Super Nintendo? Look at the graphics that the game had. The attention to detail and the music... Every other Nickelodeon game on SNES and Genesis was a platformer but not the one game Rocko got. It's bullshit.

[@willfreedo]

_"It's weirder without the mask than with it on"_ -Crudely written on red ink in the third stall of the men's restroom in Vinny's BDSM & Pizza Club

[@puppyu2849]

willfreedo Yo why isn't BDSM Pizza Joints a thing!?

[@willfreedo]

Bad reviews: pepperoni tasted leathery

[@mikotoh]

comments that aged well

[@2ndsights]

certainly hits different now

[@woodhousii2445]

@@mikotoh comments that aged normally (imagine a fitting twitch emote here)

[@9000Dogs]

Honestly, who the fuck thinks that a game based entirely around escort missions was a good idea?

[@MiloKuroshiro]

Yeah, Fuck The Last of Us

[@wyvern4588]

Yeah, but the computer isn't completely mindless and it wasn't a platformer. I really never felt weighed down too much in the last of us.

[@AlejandroChannel]

Hey, The Flinstones game was cool, the escort map was only a level select thing with a dice mechanic, that would make the game easier (I remember it was somewhat hard tbh)

[@AlejandroChannel]

Oh lol now I got what you wrote... that rocko's moden life game was somewhat bad

[@Benjamillion]

I think he was referring to Eek the Cat, which is far worse.

[@kallemattila5870]

That Larry Nixon intro has to be one of the best things I've ever seen. "I feel like we've completed Vinesauce, like we've finished the game that is Vinesauce and this is the ending"

[@Curious_Alcoholic]

Of course, in Flintstones game, there is a guy named GRAND Poobah. Also I read Taito as Tito

[@joeganbogan270]

Taito "Dick" Dickman, baby!

[@gordonf5553]

Did somebody say Yugoslavia

[@hideus_ex9222]

Imagine telling your wife or family you work at a company called "Mandingo Entertainment".

[@shelby5809]

My what

[@dizzyshroom8376]

25:58 ITS A GIANT RAT, A GIANT RAT HAS ENTERED THE RING

[@dizzyshroom8376]

Whoa Darius has that Taito magic

[@voxlvalyx]

I'd love a Jerma and Vinesauce collab. They could do funny accents together.

[@surroundgatari]

They both laugh way too much at nonsense! It'd be perfect, they'd non-stop be laughing at eachother. I would piss myself

[@DarknessViper99]

Well, at least Vinny acknowledged Jerma's existence not too long ago when he made that Orson Welles reference.

[@dizzyshroom8376]

DarknessViper99​​ just about to type that, he knows about most of the NY/upstate KZbinrs, except Jerma, I'm honestly surprised they haven't collabed being in a similar area, or they at least know of one another 

[@brown-ishredbricks8109]

27:28 He's doing a Zeppelin zoom punch

[@grandweeb3996]

I will never forget the ayyylamos

[@okberdal]

when u come home and mom make teh spaghetti **insert dancing ayy lmao**

[@grandweeb3996]

OK «Gappy» when you see a girl with no ass *Insert ayy lamo*

[@grandweeb3996]

final spaghetti dinner​ A KZbin comment hasn't made me this hard before

[@michaelwhit1059]

probe yo ass.

[@LegendaryController1]

Sir, if you could just look at this light here *flashes neuralyzer*

[@danielcorrales9649]

1:20:02 "the audience is now deaf"

[@IceBreak23]

56:30 Best Vinesauce Anime Ending

[@ShinoSarna]

I imagine Eek was only playtested on a TV with drastically overcranked brightness and contrast, so it looked okay to the team developing it.

[@Reac2]

Or it's a emulation issue Ehm, I mean a unique failure of Vinny's authentic hardware

[@uncharted3958]

The development for the Eek! The Cat video game is overall lazy and concerning that it raises a lot of questions. In 1993, CTA, the developer of the game had made a game called Sleepwalker for computer consoles. The game was about a boy named Lee who was found climbing out his bedroom window and sleepwalking. Lee's dog Ralph sees this and follows him to see what's next and then after it's your goal to guide Lee as Ralph. The game wasn't released as a port for any home consoles. But a year after the release of Sleepwalker, Eek! The Cat somehow came to CTA's attention. They took that license, copy and pasted everything Sleepwalker had from its concept to gameplay, re-designed it from the characters, levels, sounds, and music. Eek! The Cat is not something you would turn into an escort game to be honest. Unless the premise of a better game would have Eek's girlfriend Annabelle kidnapped by some evil doer and Eek needs to travel a bizarre journey of crazy, fucked up levels, it shouldn't have been a game. Only good things about the game would be the opening cutscene, the soundtrack, and graphics. It had potential!

[@johnnyweissmuller5559]

Perhaps he doesn't want Granny to suffer the same fate as him.

[@PilGrimmm]

OMG Vinny we NEED more flintstones impressions. Those voices had me cracking up! Good stuff

[@Hugelag]

If Vinesauce ever ended, I hope Vinny keeps his word and calls back to Larry Nixon.

[@mikotoh]

comments that aged poorly

[@FoxMan_FF]

Super Noah's Ark 3D isn't just Wolfenstein-ian, Vinny- it's straight up the same engine as Wolfenstein 3D. Wisdom Tree bought the rights to use the game engine from id Software. Also, there's an HD rerelease of the game available on Steam. Just sayin'.

[@williamsmith666]

id gave Wisdom Tree the engine to use on an unlicensed game to get back at Nintendo for gimping up the SNES port of Wolfenstein.

[@someshyguy]

Ok. Who put Aladdin up on here? That was decent...

[@DestroyedArkana]

Anybody who dislikes Aladdin SNES has no sense of what is a good or bad video game.

[@EletricalMonkey]

Genesis was better he actually used a sword in it

[@MrMbc77]

final spaghetti dinner The genesis version being better doesn't make the SNES version bad..

[@szymonroganowski7803]

you say version as if it was the same game made by the same guys

[@vintendio]

SNES version is more like a platform game and at least the music is not a fucking mess fuck you the guy who put the SNES version of Aladi this game is fucking legendary.... fuck you

[@gronaldbibinsky6409]

16:04 Barbie inexplicably discovers a Presidential canidate in a diminishing local fair.

[@aldxbaran]

R.I.P Vappy

[@abraxis7292]

"get off your knees" was a ballz 3d taunt. wowwww

[@Olistar255]

That Flinstones game made me happy but sad at the same time. Grand Sad.

[@TheWolfgabe]

11:27 Why is Iowa represented by a clown

[@HaydenX]

Why is Iowa in Wisconsin/Michigan?

[@XXpassegeofsighs]

Slipknot reference

[@gordonf5553]

in Congress

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

That's John Wayne Gacy's home state

[@TheWolfgabe]

1:20:03 Did they really try to imitate the THX logo?

[@SamsaraTAS]

42:46 - i've seen like 6 Eek! TASes over the past few months, for some reason like two dudes are super competitive over the TAS record for fucking Eek! The Cat of all games, but that's okay because it inevitably leads to less Eek! The Cat on TASVideos

[@philliple123]

People think I'm a straight-up crazy schizophrenic whenever I try to point out a clown I've just sighted, I was even charged with $700s for public disruption too. Now they finally fucking believe me...

[@theoledicktwist6247]

R.I.P Vappy you were an awesome dude

[@paulunga2828]

They didn't "take away" Aladdin's sword in the SNES version. I think the reason he doesn't have a sword is because Aladdin isn't particularly known as a sword wielder. Besides, the Genesis game was developed by a completely different company and has nothing in common with the Capcom SNES version except for the license.

[@AgrimarYT]

Can't have the sword, but the enemies can keep the Bow 'N Arrow

[@hnickel4757]

1:20:03 This triggered a genuine fight-or-flight response out of me.

[@TheVeteranROB]

That weird feeling you get when you look at the KZbin comments of a video with Flintstones in it and you barely see any overused unfunny Grand Dad comments

[@ariabritton9669]

F L E E N S T O N E S ? !

[@duroorud527]

one has took the bait.

[@probablyanalien0]

I had Ballz 3d for the genesis when I was a kid. I never thought it was too bad until the bosses, they got to be ridiculously difficult.

[@laserraptor3646]

I came looking for Shaq Fu. I wasn't disappointed. Oddly enough, when Shaq Fu came out I was like what, 12? And I actually thought it was pretty good, I played it to *death*. I replayed it recently. What a fucking moron I was at 12.

[@rr0binx]

Laser Raptor The art and music and stuff are good (the story is pretty bizarre though) the only thing that brings it down is the controls which are slow and stiff. It could of been decent if the controls got fixed a little. But oh well lol

[@GwyndolinOwO]

not that kids are incapable of knowing when something is bad because i've played some games that i "knew" were bad BUT i think because if the age we live in we get spoiled with a lot of things that get better and better and better, so whenever you look back there's always a huge chance that something you used to like doesn't match up to how you felt about it years ago. there are some classics that are always going to be amazing but when you play stuff that shows its age its kind of a risk. Shaq Fu isn't an amazing game but i think 12 year old you was able to enjoy something while it was new before we all got spoiled with more amazing stuff. kind of a "deep" answer but i think old technology should still get "some" credit. (even the "meh" stuff)

[@scrung]

@@GwyndolinOwO i would be inclined to agree with you if it werent for the fact that games that came out on older hardware before shaq fu werent really bad and unfun to play

[@GwyndolinOwO]

@@scrung in some ways i agree and disagree. I think that really just depends who you ask. Some genres age better (or worse) than others as well. fighting games do fall into that group, since a lot of older hardware has limitations that we're not used to now. a lot of combat games will feel pretty stiff or clunky. but i also guess it depends what perspective you wanna take. if you wanna compare old games to new ones, sure, a lot of them aged like milk in a warm room. But i also dont disagree with people who look at games in the context of when they were made. Even if they are unfun now- games made in the 80's and 90's didn't have our modern games to even compare them to, so people had fun playing the good ones. obviously the idea of a "good game" is super subjective so i can't really tell you that you're wrong, i just don't agree that old games are bad just because they are old. (but i do agree that a chunk of them aged badly, or weren't very good to begin with, but there's games like that in every era, not just on older hardware)

[@scrung]

@@GwyndolinOwO i agree, i don't think games are bad just because they are old, i mean shit, i said there are good games released on older consoles than the SNES. i think shaq fu contributed to the world of video games by setting a precedent of what not to do if you are developing a fighting game

[@Porygonal64]

That Flinstones game actually looks like it might be a mildly decent party game for people looking for a Mario Party Alternative.

[@the-NightStar]

A lot of these are actually decent games.

[@sorasnobodiexiii]

I played the shit out of it as a kid with my sister, it was fun as fuck and still is

[@Nakagolas]

Vinny not knowing Japan is big on fishing. *Laughs in sushi*

[@viscountrainbows6452]

🍤🍥🍤

[@ertrick3693]

The disjointed voice bits in the "Mario's Early Years" game legitimately remind me of two particular Balloon Shop jump-cut videos: "Poptart" and "Smark". It doesn't help that in "Poptart", they're going on about how they're all grown up. "We- are- no- longer- young- whipper- snapper" "I'm so proud of... you- and- you"

[@ZapWires]

The end of vinesaucegelion.

[@upyoursdotcom]

Grand Dad becoming a meme was a curse disguised as a blessing

[@MeinCouch123]

I keep missing the streams smh

[@criticaldrive97]

You might already know, but vinny always streams on Sundays around Midnight est

[@Hwarming]

Which is why I like this channel, Vinny on demand.

[@clockwork4190]

Darius is not bad wtf

[@gordonf5553]

- Iranian man, 500 BC

[@martytardigrade8838]

16:00- Well it's time to make carnivals great again.

[@SuperJustinChannel]

Radical Rex: It has Vore.

[@AndrevusWhitetail]

"OR as i'd like to call it, the Bone Zone" Uh Vin? I'm sure Joel would like to have a few words with you.

[@itsybitsycherry]

Who needs a great wall when you can have a great carnival?

[@nan0smm647]

Vinny really needs to be the new joker voice xD

[@SonicDahMario]

He needs to be the new voice for everything.

[@DarkSlimeGod]

Like the icon, did you make it yourself?

[@SonicDahMario]

DarkSlimeGod My icon or..?

[@DarkSlimeGod]

MikuDaisy Nah, GrandDong. Sorry, should have made that more clear.

[@nan0smm647]

MikuDaisy yeah

[@adriantoader4341]

Did Vinny just named himself IKEA without realising it the second time in that bass fishing game?

[@0Gumbledumble0]

Finally! I've been tormented by that metalmorph game for ages now. During my stay at an hospital, metal morph was one of the games they had available. Being an autistic child, I never really caught the name of the game and ended up pondering for ages the name of that game and weather or not if it was a complete piece of garbage. Now, I can finally die in peace.

[@AshleyTogepi]

It was driving me crazy cause my brain was struggling to figure out where I'd heard it before, but the music for the california level of the barbie game totally sounds like Razzmatazz by Pulp. 19:39 "Now no-one's gonna care if you don't call them when you said, and he's not coming round tonight to try and talk you into bed."

[@qoolerade]

shoulda been chunky assnes games

[@BillZypher]

tOo MUcH pAiN

[@qoolerade]

this needs to be analyzed

[@BillZypher]

THIS IS A MAN GIVING CPR!!!

[@pingasluigi25]

Shovelware Nintendo Entertainment System

[@MrDmoney156]

NintenDex Damn right it is!

[@WellBeSerious12]

Don't you mean: Shovelware, Not Entertainment System™?

[@miku4977]

Shovelware is Not Even Sorta fun

[@everyonelovesmajima]

Remember the Wii?

[@Dogy0909]

Always loved how Vappy titled this one. RIP

[@spikehamer2]

I'm so happy the chat went Spike and Barley mentions when home improvement game showed up.

[@lkskun]

Fun fact: Motown Software which is responsible for Bebe's Kids on the SNES only made 2 games. After that, they got bankrupt and shut down.

[@Pzafrk]

I remember the Nostalgia Critic doing a review of the Bebe's Kids game

[@mikotoh]

lot of jontron games in this pack m8 ECH

[@Hal9000ize]

51:47 MEESTER MAN

[@UnHolyMan9117]

i cant not see it

[@magnolia5251]

lil' ol man

[@ssbbgirl22]

is this a Spike and Barley reference!!?? My life is complete.

[@KiddProto]

Nice radiohead profile pic mang.

[@TheBlackYousaa]

My nigga

[@cazinblopr]

That purple cat... Huh. It's like a mix between Bonzi Buddy and Bubsy, Bonzi Bubsy..

[@Shi_gai]

Vinny's Fred impression sounds like Peter Griffin.

[@cykabylat7841]

Note: For enhanced viewing, loop the section 23:44 to 23:49 and set it to any version of Gershon Kingsley - Popcorn.

[@Novous]

29:00 You didn't even notice you were like 5 seconds from running out of time before going through.

[@BananaSlayer_]

7 GRAND POOBAH

[@ToastaToast]

LARRY NIXON IN HOTOKU NO BASS

[@Prezzen77]

What is the music when he goes to California in the Barbie game (19:05)? Sounds so goddamn familiar but I can't figure out what it is

[@SonicDahMario]

37:00 It's fuckin' Big the Cat.

[@TheOneTrueStAN]

Radical Rex on Genesis is actually not so bad, not gonna lie. It's hard as hell though.

[@DaVince21]

> ASS games > Starts with Aladdin for SNES Excuse me?

[@ilovesmosh2012]

I kept questioning how the graphics could be so good for a NES game: Then I realized the pun.

[@bored88888888]

Goddamn that Falconhoof impression was too good

[@polotech7783]

The fact that the person who commissioned this stream put Aladdin: the Game in a bad SNES games folder is a sign that they have no taste in gaming whatsoever.

[@Dekomata]

Dont forget darius twins. That's a really good shmup, if a little hard.

[@chunkysenpai7930]

The Donald Trump cameo made this whole stream for me.

[@katawatenshu]

was any snes sidescroller that had a skateboard in it good?

[@wyvern4588]

Nope.

[@TheHugbees]

The Japan only Back to the Future game

[@johnegbert7171]

buttercrap Wally bear and the no gang

[@iijel0e]

Vin does the best voice impressions ever---

[@antlermagick]

he does these impersonations, you would swear it was the real people

[@neeko319]

Aladin was actually one of my most favorite SNES games as a kid

[@CorradoSoprano1]

Haha, Vinny always makes me laugh more than any other youtuber/streamer.

[@stargazersdance]

38:54 kills me every time I listen to it again. ffs. Idk why that's so funny to me. "W-who the FUCK is in these trees throwing coconuts at me?"

[@talkinghoorse6936]

Vinny, the bro in Mario's Early Years was Fake Bro.

[@fratercontenduntocculta8161]

How TF is Darius in here? It’s not even remotely shitty, just hard.

[@awmehgoddd]

Back in the day, their idea of making characters popular with kids was an excessive amount of surfer lingo. In the near future, it'll be making video game characters say "okay boomer"

[@pdiddlyd]

34:14 DARIUS TWIN. AN ASS GAME? OH HELL NAWWWWWWWWW

[@BrokenMegaMan]

56:09 should of just been 2 hours of that. I laughed so hard on that slow zoom in and that music. dun un un. Dun un un. Dun un un.

[@majestik_moose]

sans pig, and Larry Nixon's oddly phallic cowboy hat were standouts.

[@CaptainAkward]

I was watching this last night and something thing came to mind, how did vinny get my old snes collection? Not all but so many of these games (the better ones) i had

[@salsa7950]

5 years later and is still a masterpiece

[@hoyitsmiguel]

I'm finally happy that I discovered the reference to the Mario's Mystery Meat point and click section

[@ThePinkOne]

FLEENSTONES!?!?!??!? OHHHHHHHHHH GRAND DAD

[@stevenotter7078]

22:00 - This never ceases to amuse me.

[@12345NOU54321]

Ey Darius Twin was legit back in the day

[@Whipwinder]

A poem by Vinny: 26:20 It’s actually quite touching.

[@ugyuu]

I have the "EEK! The Cat" game on my SNES, and i, to this day, do not know what you have to do.

[@rr0binx]

Ugyuu The entire game is basically escort missions (bad ones) I like the music in the first level, the one Vinny was playing, i felt nostalgic even though I've never even played the game lol. But unless you love escort missions, don't play this game lol. (i would, only for that one song though >^

[@TheBigDynamo]

@@rr0binx you should have a listen to the game's space stage music then. It's also really good!

[@wladimirtrautmann3321]

Yoooo, i freakin loved aladdin for the snes! U put it in the wrong list for sure ^^

[@simplyrenirambus2982]

NO vibes NO bevis NO bevis NO vibes NO bevis NO bevis