[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows Vista Destruction ( FULL STREAM Part 1 )

The awkward OS inbetween XP and 7 that everybody hated gets the stanky toolbar midi speedup treatment. What horrors dwell inside Vista and on the internet?
Date streamed: 23 Jul , 2017
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[@Leurak]

"Is there anything new on Vista that was not on XP?" *Opens Solitaire*

[@kyaing9047]

I mean, wasn't the Ease of Access Center new in Vista?

[@the-rascal]

Glad to see your still alive.

[@leleled6467]

*BSODs Vista*

[@skem]

Who needs MEMZ when you have Solitaire?

[@goatedbasketball]

*Leurak!*

[@jummy0]

Oh my god. The crash at 2:00:24 was from the virus opening Solitaire. You can see the outline of the window for 1 frame before the screen goes blank.

[@sirhoggnosesnek6741]

Oop

[@ashden124]

You Are Amazing 😉

[@junothelazywolf6346]

@Sir Hoggnose Snek is the best snek

[@tailsnascarfan93]

Legend.

[@TheDarthMasterChief]

@@TNTMusic5757 it's called "open gungan style" idiot

[@CertifiedNEETClassic]

I like how all these "not paid actor testimonials" are upper-middle class people sitting in a perfectly clean house with vague problems. It's never some skittish dude who can't stop downloading porn from shady Russian sites.

[@I_Like_Mipha]

What does this mean?

[@japes2398]

your display name makes this comment even better

[@Cris-22169]

weird okay, but this is epic can we hit 50 retweets

[@biuro2125]

Yeah It's weaird.

[@kommie5670]

Toko Fukawa is getting angry because of Nagito's popularity rising.

[@signas501]

My grandma had two anti-virus sytems that actually conflicted with one another and made her computer go slower, but the second I uninstalled Norton, everything started speeding up.

[@exodius5394]

What was the other antivirus

[@anormalman8305]

@@exodius5394 we will never know

[@clover7227]

computer tragic ;(

[@douma8800]

Bro it's been nine months😩 tell us which other

[@viktorijazemaityte4203]

Ok serious question. What antivirus is *actually* good? I don’t have any and I need. Plz help

[@baconlabs]

Sometimes I can see it, in Joel's cursor movements - inside, he's _desperately_ fighting off the instinct to hammer alt+F4 and purge everything from this cursed PC.

[@thegodlyflamingo3904]

gaster?

[@Spamton_A_Spamton]

You win, best comment on this video

[@spacemarine6212]

I would love to see him do that some day

[@real_Clone_Gordon_Freeman]

This series is the source of 25% of all existing memes, Bonzi, Protgent, "Tutorolls", and a bunch of others.

[@dukeofjerky4215]

Bonzi Buddy doesn't originate from this stream.

[@dukeofjerky4215]

He edited the comment you dumb fuck

[@real_Clone_Gordon_Freeman]

Duke Of Jerky I edited the part where it said "25%" originally it was "50%" but I felt like that was too inaccurate, it always said series, you're just wrong and won't admit it

[@dukeofjerky4215]

Elder Maxson jesus christ im sorry ok mustve misread it or something

[@JeyJey88-9]

Bonzi, "Expand Dong", Smash Mouth, Several Midis (especially the John Cena Midi), " Tutorolls", Vine Memz Virus, Male depressed Desktop Strippers, Kermit as dad (I think the XP destruction was the first time it occured), Protegent, YouAreAnIdiot.org and there's *even* more

[@kackers]

"lemon" mixed with "milk"

[@core_file374]

;)

[@PBG-]

Yes

[@sranie]

Yes

[@ryanhernandez1877]

@@functionalaviation144 "spit?"

[@As567na]

@@functionalaviation144 it's cum

[@DerrylHopkins]

>opens Solitaire >death I'm already laughing Hell

[@pie7350]

@@eggwizard25 lmao

[@BRD-Senpai]

windows vista: can’t even play solitaire

[@Flickeralex]

@@BRD-Senpai The biggest tagline ever

[@bloomingteratoma]

I can die happy knowing Joebel thinks my dream university is a scam to download malware.

[@jojoludens2866]

4:45 Vista BSOD% speedrun world record

[@Snowfireblues]

That isn't a speedrunning category... YET

[@hakbak3991]

Ha! Those are rookie numbers, I got my Vista install to bluescreen on startup by restarting!

[@imleohi192]

any%

[@FakeHeroFang]

Little did we know, the secret to quantum computing was to run every pc speed optimizer ever made at the same time.

[@FourDozenEggs]

The aggressive sound of Joels typing is a treat.

[@BGDMusic]

i thought you said threat and think that's right too

[@davenotstaine5646]

@@BGDMusic a threat to society

[@BGDMusic]

@@davenotstaine5646 hes threatening us with the good stuff

[@davenotstaine5646]

@@BGDMusic that is very true

[@trekaddict]

I used to work in a Computer Store. This is hillarious to me as it feels like I spent half my time cleaning computers of the sort of shit you install in this stream...

[@nixel1324]

My teacher for webdesign actually showed norwegian ebay as an example of what not to do.

[@Wulf715]

Nixel pfff hahahaha

[@nappaneitordasupahsaiya-pe2709]

Lol

[@Chaos89P]

Bra førstevalg!

[@BGDMusic]

how dare she disrespect guttas førstevalg

[@improto477]

Hello.

[@nofaltanputosfaltanfinancistas]

Oh my system crashed,i lost my data but i have an antivirus

[@improto477]

Nosferatu tu Antivirus is not enough, you need Protegent. World's only Antivirus with deeta recovery software.

[@etharchildres3976]

I'm Proto, Your security is my Motto Doot

[@UmbraNumberOne]

*Teh Hoot Doot*

[@mirobiez]

I'm Proto, Your security is my Motto *y o u s w i n e.*

[@blazi2396]

"Protegent sounds like a dental cream..." "for your aess" -Vargskelethor Joel Jul 23, 2017

[@Pinnaporaptor]

It's for a different type of cavity

[@tastychunks]

Joel has a bit if anal dentada

[@Daveaintreal]

@@Pinnaporaptor Saucy~

[@Zeltiar]

@@Daveaintreal AYO? Damn kinda kinky tho wtf

[@davyjones3105]

>dental >for your ass Seems legit

[@criesincowboy9629]

SOLITARE WAS TOO GRAPHICALLY IMPRESSIVE FOR VISTA TO COMPREHEND

[@partitionhlep]

pretty sure it ended a critical system task which is odd

[@BigOlSmellyFlashlight]

it's sad he uploaded the stream months after the proto meme died... makes me feel sad watching it, watching a fellow loved one being born and now knowing he's dead is just sad... rip Proto Singh 2017-2018

[@pjnoonan1423]

Memes never die. Only people's hearts do.

[@LukeTheLPSWolf]

Everyone here should be smart enough to know that this laugh is the most genuine I've ever heard 1:44:35

[@dragonairlover]

1:22:00 rip youtube to mp3 we miss you

[@test-hy5vk]

not really

[@stheteller7470]

dragonairlover there's a better website for it out there.

[@royalfoil5413]

@@stheteller7470 clip converter is one. It's handy no joke.

[@stheteller7470]

@@royalfoil5413 online video converter is my go to for it.

[@Postaldude__]

Convert2mp3 is good

[@trulyinfamous]

I'd love to see Joel do an Ubuntu destruction. Try finding anything that's compatible with it. ;)

[@jerkules580]

There's not enough crap for Linux.

[@YoshiLightStar]

It would be easy to destroy linux use sudo and then delete system folders

[@TehVulpez]

Yoshi that's not interesting tho

[@warzone6700]

I think Joel said he wasn't going to do Linux

[@arkaua]

Joel keeps mentioning all the times that a Linux destruction would be the most boring thing ever and that people keep asking him to do one lul

[@CassyK04]

I downloaded Roblox on a Windows Vista my mum got me one night and the next day it wouldn't even turn on

[@AC-wc9dj]

That happened to me as well.

[@MC_Busta]

OOF

[@jkeeler8286]

Potato person42 i met someone last week who could perfectly recreate the roblox oof

[@r.kratermoon1050]

My windows XP could play roblox, it truly shows the quality of vista.

[@shitpost-o-matic7469]

69 likes

[@fdsdvsdvsacsafscafs7429]

joel: norton is absolute terrible proto: *hold my beer*

[@IDHLEB]

Hold my Deyta

[@Daveaintreal]

@@IDHLEB But I have an antivirus!

[@robloxfan4271]

@@Daveaintreal protogent is not enough, you need anti virus to remove protogent

[@grimmreaper5349]

@@robloxfan4271but you said [protegent] was antivirus-

[@blazeofglory4053]

joel’s pc is gonna be 3fast5u after all these pc optimizers, and very well protected with all those anti-viruses there is no way a virus could penetrate this fortress of a pc

[@yeehawjones1230]

Some Weirdo on the Internet You mean Joel?

[@toxiiskullz]

Some Weirdo on the Internet but can it run solitaire

[@blazeofglory4053]

i fucked that up. prolly cus i was watching a lot of vinnys hollow knight

[@asbjronekstrom3705]

relatable, i watch too much of both of them

[@kuylardev]

Henlo. I am Bonzi.

[@vitriolicAmaranth]

the funniest thing to me (okay, second funniest after the solitaire bsod) was that protegent actually had a security alert when he ran bonzey.exe

[@lavennia]

The jazzy Mario tune at the beginning reminds me of one of Joel's new years streams. Weirdly nostalgic

[@Djay_B]

Yup, aside from the windows error ding.

[@brendan9734]

To be fair, the poorly designed websites are iconic for just how bad they are which greatly increases the traffic, much more so than they probably would have received normally. Maybe they’re awful on purpose...? 🤔 eh, probably not

[@xdfeverdream8122]

46:28 Actually the word protégee is the feminine spelling of the word protége which means a person who is guided and supported by an older and more experienced or influential person. That coupled with the recolored bad PBS kid show character and dat video at 58:55 kinda sets off a lot of red flags. So 2 thumbs up for Protegent.

[@voidnath2626]

It just comes from Protège which is Protect

[@k3nni3.ruxp1n]

Thats fucking super why

[@notgarlic1.]

66 likes im 66

[@pauljohn8433]

Boss: Oops, my system crashed, I lost my....... Joel: I like this Boss: my D E E T A, but I had my antivirus Protegent: antivirus is not enough, you need protegent, world's only antivirus with D E E T A recovery software. Think beyond antivirus, think Protegent

[@juanrobles7737]

A three part stream was needed to destroy Vista?? Was that THE Vista? (Sees blue screen after solitaire) That's my Vista!

[@The_J2Holic]

Took 2 years for 69 likes, nice.

[@Tamago-xe4eb]

@@The_J2Holic N I C E.

[@epiccoolguyLP]

Yes, but the other 2 were just different attempts.

[@aidanswiftofficial]

Free Rice was something my elementary school did in our free time at our computer lab. It's an actual thing, but there are a couple imposters of the website that are fake. Hell, the girl sitting next to me one time fell for one of em and broke the whole school network 😂

[@soilology]

oh hell yeah i remember that! my school accidentally used a fake version for the longest time until they realized the ipads were fucked up.

[@kit7une_]

Imposter?? Sussy Baka

[@user-uo8ny1kj4c]

@@kit7une_ you dont deserve any oranges

[@Nocturne61]

@@kit7une_ Get better comedy.

[@kit7une_]

@@Nocturne61 Did you expect a 3 month old comment to have up to date humor

[@Dr18Registered]

holy shit he finally uploaded the streams on yt

[@OllieMendes]

I don't want to be a jerk but why did it take him so long? He's got access to the VOD, doesn't he just need to upload it to KZbin or am I missing something?

[@kellenschmidt8268]

Oliver Mendes if he makes a highlight video for a stream, he puts the VOD on KZbin when he publishes the highlights :)

[@DaVince21]

I'm pretty sure this was up before. At least, I remember having watched this and I tend to watch the recordings and not the live stuff. Edit: apparently that was a different channel hosting the video.

[@kellenschmidt8268]

DaVince21 indeed it was, I understand the confusion now

[@kinamiya1]

Simon András Péter from time to time when im on a video marathon there is some chance i end up on a fan channel Specially with highlights it happens rarely with streams tho

[@user-ur5eg3bl1q]

1:44:34 This MIDI represent Doom Seinfeld WAD in one instrument.

[@themageofspace5516]

we need 10 hour one with no words

[@RoseDingus]

光の女神パルテナ wad

[@rhi967]

i had a vista. dark times.

[@nancylozoya6200]

pαѕтel ɢαlαхιeѕ my dad still has vista for his job he prints stuff in it

[@catgamer4444]

I had it too

[@pejperuuu]

more like blue times

[@orangeboy1436]

Do you want to make out? I'll let you manipulate me after

[@Ohyeahitsnotme]

You had a vista?

[@Frostyfoxmist]

4:51 wtf did Jobel just crack open a cold can of whipped cream!?

[@drakeisacake]

Very nice

[@mikhailgorbachevsovietunion]

ah yea, a soft drink

[@TemmiePlays]

Oh man it finally happens~! We can all thank Duki Nuki for forcing Joel into this

[@teniom]

M̷͢͡Y̷͡ ̴̸N̛A̧͢M̸̡E̢͟ ͘͏͏I̧S̵̛ ͏́̀D̶͞U̡͝KÌ ̡̀Ņ͜Ư͜K҉I

[@TemmiePlays]

Simon András Péter you know Joel never uploaded the full streams of the 2017 charity streams, you moron

[@ertrick3693]

Duki Nuki made Jotles upload the streams, and that's the story I'm going with here.

[@TemmiePlays]

Csipszhacker64 yo

[@merceariafamilia7376]

Teemie you use igg right ?

[@mr.kittysavestheworld695]

43:44 The beginning of a legend.

[@dogehackinggaming7226]

I can't tell if it directly (or indirectly) caused Proto.

[@ToaOfGallifrey]

I remember when a fansite for an MMO I played hosted a contest on free rice, where if you donated a certain amount of rice you got codes for rare in-game cosmetics.

[@el_pequeno3]

27:08 stuff starts dissapearing from the desktop

[@el_pequeno3]

Thats so weird

[@bradpity]

@@el_pequeno3 once a trojan infects your vista computer, it makes you think it’s deleted your files by changing them from being visible on the desktop to hidden, usually also in a hidden folder

[@el_pequeno3]

@@bradpity oh shit cheers, been scratching my head over this one for quite a while. Jokes aside, that is actually pretty interesting

[@Elli_s5672]

I dunno why but i loved how did you said : With a *jetplane* !?

[@NIK12787]

1:44:40 KRAMER NO!

[@crumpetsack3909]

Every time Joel laughs my life gets a little bit better

[@jmfindorff]

Speed Optimizer 3 - "You get a fully functional 14 day free trial" After installing program - "You have 2 days left on your free trial"

[@MinusBros]

Bonzi was here

[@shitpost-o-matic7469]

Zero black

[@Knotzer3233]

I've seen you in sml

[@pie7350]

*LEMON* mixed with *bonzis vodka*

[@gmsh3794]

the solitaire causing a blue screen thing feels like your bathroom door jamming in danganronpa 1.

[@FueFue]

gm sh you're a person of culture I see

[@campbellf3691]

makotonaegi.exe has stopped working

[@soilology]

finding sayaka dead has the same energy as bonzify.exe

[@coffee5638]

EvERyOne CoSpLayS JunKo EnoShiMa AnD I Don'T KnOw Who JuNko EnoShima Is AnD At ThiS PoInt I'M tOo AfRaId To AsK- I KNow ShE's FrOm ThAt DaN Gan RoN pA

[@cubechan1938]

@@coffee5638 ...so does she have deeta recovery software or not?

[@Samlethal]

I remember Freerice being a real thing in schools we had to do

[@yiff]

Joel goes to Walmart 64 is my favourite game

[@yiff]

I don't remember making this comment but I love it

[@thisismyname5657]

COOl SPiCy toolbar free download 2017 √ (no virus)

[@emmetmelior3507]

why do we have the same profile picture

[@thisismyname5657]

Because Gorillaz is awesome.

[@kuylardev]

Joel: *C L I C K*

[@sulejmaniapologist]

_v e r y n i c e_

[@snowyicicle1335]

Very nice

[@ashitomarisu]

46:29 Great. Someone used Super Why in their packaging. #wtf

[@bakermakingbread]

Super why did you trace a kids show

[@MellifexFarm]

i havent been able to stop thinking about how he pronounces chipotle

[@escapefrombeta33]

39:27 Joel turns into a beatboxer.

[@terminusaquo1980]

Once drivers were available, that was on manufacturers, and the sidebar was closed and disabled Vista was actually a lot better. But without Vista then Windows 7, 8 and 10 wouldn't exist as we know them today as Vista fundamentally changed a lot of the under the hood technologies.

[@FourDozenEggs]

"Time. It saves me time." "I like fixing the problem of my house." -Nancy C.

[@muphentamine3142]

Joel? _JOEL?!_ *_DID YOU DOWNLOAD VIRUSES AGAIN?!_*

[@Jedi-ge6lr]

N-No dad.

[@improto477]

Guess what, I'm a dead meme!

[@UmbraNumberOne]

You're not wrong

[@oblongsquare2233]

E

[@harrison5943]

chig bungus

[@seanyproductions]

RIP. I wish this official upload and the highlight video revived you

[@silentkiller944.]

I am proto your security is my motto Install me on your computer To protect your data better With me there no viruses Could enter your computer Malware, Spyware, Trojan All gone forever I filter your junk mail Monitering Wifi, never fail I am Proto, preventing data loss is my motto I reverse data loss Saving you from your angry boss (Angry boss: AIYYYYY HA HA HA) I recover... deleted... files Making it sure, that you always smile I am Proto, complete security is my motto!

[@tiresoup1824]

How to live a nice life: Sit on the couch Watch Joel Eat a small sandwich

[@tcd1289]

moderately sized sandwich

[@jaden4804]

*big* sandwich

[@scumbaag]

@@jaden4804 big sandwich and a cider

[@jaden4804]

@@scumbaag bigger sandwich with 2 ciders

[@plaguis1391]

@@jaden4804 I'm here eating 2 fried bologna club sandwiches and an iced coffee. I have found the way.

[@Maryeet]

4 years and several rewatches later and it's only just now hitting me that Protogent actually did try to do something about Bonzify lmfao

[@TheEpicPancake]

You should look up "free minecraft no virus" and download everything you can. Back when it was a craze and I was poor, I may or may not have absolutely destroyed my pc by doing that.

[@JJReed]

tlauncher will come up first, aint a virus

[@sock8278]

Two years old but I'm glad I wasn't the only one

[@TheEpicPancake]

@@sock8278 hey man, free minecraft is a permanently tantalizing offer.

[@sock8278]

@@TheEpicPancake that is true. Also I don't know if it was just me but every time I downloaded "free" Minecraft it was just the demo version mojang gave for free on their website but just packaged with garbage

[@TheEpicPancake]

@@sock8278 yeah, well I was a bit more thorough in my attempt to get free minecraft, though my attempt to get no virus was less successful.

[@bestwest80]

vista best OS 10/10 would solitaire again

[@CinderTheFox]

What a wonderful “new” stream

[@criesincowboy9629]

The way Joel says DAP makes me laugh uncontrollably.

[@SirChubbyBunny]

About fuckin' time, Joel. I've been excited to see this on here for over a year now, and it was worth the wait. Do you plan on destroying any other OS systems or pieces of software down the line, like Microsoft Bob or 95?

[@snbeast9545]

He tried something like ME or 2000, and it was too old for anything to run on it.

[@stigrabbid589]

SNBeast It was Windows 2000, but 2000 had less software that supported it back in the day to begin with

[@cookiehawk]

man starts talking: 1:08 man complain about vista: 3:06 man gets on vista then kills it with solitare: 4:13 man gets back on vista: 7:56

[@dogehackinggaming7226]

"for your information, the error is a program that is critical has stopped" -Windows Vista

[@saltysavestate5855]

The legendary triple upload.

[@northuniverse]

*LEGENDARY*

[@ZXL000]

I have heard Legends of this but never seen it with my own eyes until now

[@Krystal_latsyrK]

Joel knows what Habbo is I can’t believe it lmfao how nostalgic

[@kimgkomg]

I have to admit it is satisfying to finally be able to hit those big colorful download buttons

[@hidori]

protogent a classic

[@masicbemester]

h i d o r i I prefer Proto-DJENT

[@masicbemester]

A metalhead liked my comment, i see

[@masicbemester]

Dio Brando I expected a jojoke, but i got Dio'ed

[@AyaTeah]

*ＩＭＰＲＯＰＲＯＰＲＯＰＲＯＰＲＯＰＲＯＴＯ*

[@akosangel1575]

55:03 you can hear his soul falling to pieces in his voice.

[@GamerKing50]

1:44:31 best part of the whole stream

[@UnderfellSansTheEdgySkeleton]

It’s so nice to watch the first part of another classic windows destruction stream

[@pizzahuthonoka]

I've waited so long for this. I'm so happy to finally see it

[@andrejadolar8364]

59:05, 1:44:26, 1:45:07, 1:49:51

[@ethano512]

Purble Place was the shit when I was little

[@tarn.k]

joel faffing around with soundfonts makes me smile but hurt so much

[@norsktegnefilmsang3689]

YES, 7 hours of non-stop Joel! Going to watch this all at once right... now!

[@FollowerofDuck]

Bonzi Buddy is the only spicy toolbar you’ll ever need

[@KamiJoJo]

My computer crashes :(

[@Dragonfire511]

O R A N G E S

[@sonoda944]

_chomp_

[@kenwalkensdeadchannelcanal2886]

That's sad

[@Jedi-ge6lr]

How many oranges do you think they fed him?

[@Ohyeahitsnotme]

jjba fan?

[@kraftwerklover69]

The windows destruction streams are so rewatchable it’s insane

[@SealedGamer]

i havent watched joel in ages. little did i know i missed joel. i just immediately feel less depressed watching him destroy an OS

[@noa-tim]

*I literally stopped breathing when you tried to find the mcdonalds phone numger for a phone number*

[@Colorband]

See you in an hour!

[@Leurak]

or two

[@walterbirdwell3675]

Or 5 for parts 1 and 2

[@d.m.9304]

It's been like an hour

[@Colorband]

Yes, and I saw you.

[@istilldontknowwhattonameth661]

See you in a year!

[@NezomiFloof]

Oh god, these windows destruction videos, especially THIS one, has been the most quotable video in existence

[@ReapersLove69]

never had an issue with vista, best boi

[@mslabo102s2]

Where's Vinesauce is HOPE logo?

[@Supositwaree]

田路マサタカ in the part 3

[@HonestlyJustSomeGuy]

田路マサタカ hidden in the third part... of ur butt :)))))

[@HonestlyJustSomeGuy]

lenni you try for goofy, juvenile, and silly, and people call it edgy...

[@kazoothetoot3889]

lenni quack quack

[@fiweekiwee8419]

"They have a youtube? Really?" *the protoing begins*

[@otakunthevegan4206]

My grandfather passed away from cancer last week, and yet again Joel delivers on the cheer up juice. Thank you Joel, thank you for cheering me up~

[@robloxiastudios9072]

42:30 "I would say... 'unbewevable.'"

[@MR_BRONZO]

4:51 autobots, transform and roll out

[@Mekboy_ComputerMonster]

*Demon voice* *"It is Here..."*

[@criesincowboy9629]

No matter how many times I rewatch these destruction streams,I still laugh.

[@samsamistorm]

my grandpa’s old computer that he still uses occasionally still has vista. you guessed right

[@justapokemontrainer3029]

"Oops, my Stream crashed! But I was watching Vargskelethor!"

[@Rinne_Z_rank]

1:50:08 *_This is were the fun begins_*

[@midnightmaniacs7549]

so i first watched the funny moments of this stream but i only stumbled upon it after looking for vinesauce pc destruction, which i had never seen vinesauce. Now i'm a viewer of the series and the corruptions. my favorite is Joel

[@vlgappy7737]

it took almost an entire year, but it's here now!

[@sfisher923]

That "Sailor Moon" Midi Conversion gives me formation of The Moon (And eventually the Moon Kingdom) vibes Also it feels good to be back to this series after getting into some of these things (Like Sailor Moon)

[@gerbius]

i watched this live last year banger 👌

[@thatonedumbe]

Im watching Joel for the first time and i am definitely sure it will not be the last.

[@deliveryman7001]

i watched this a year ago and im gonna watch it again.