[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows Vista Destruction ( FULL STREAM Part 1 )

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Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Joel Streams

Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Joel Streams

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@jummy0
@jummy0 6 жыл бұрын
Oh my god. The crash at 2:00:24 was from the virus opening Solitaire. You can see the outline of the window for 1 frame before the screen goes blank.
@sirhoggnosesnek6741
@sirhoggnosesnek6741 4 жыл бұрын
Oop
@ashden124
@ashden124 4 жыл бұрын
You Are Amazing 😉
@junothelazywolf6346
@junothelazywolf6346 4 жыл бұрын
@Sir Hoggnose Snek is the best snek
@tailsnascarfan93
@tailsnascarfan93 4 жыл бұрын
Legend.
@TheDarthMasterChief
@TheDarthMasterChief 3 жыл бұрын
@@TNTMusic5757 it's called "open gungan style" idiot
@Leurak
@Leurak 6 жыл бұрын
"Is there anything new on Vista that was not on XP?" *Opens Solitaire*
@kyaing9047
@kyaing9047 6 жыл бұрын
I mean, wasn't the Ease of Access Center new in Vista?
@the-rascal
@the-rascal 6 жыл бұрын
Glad to see your still alive.
@leleled6467
@leleled6467 6 жыл бұрын
*BSODs Vista*
@waxata_k
@waxata_k 6 жыл бұрын
Who needs MEMZ when you have Solitaire?
@goatedbasketball
@goatedbasketball 6 жыл бұрын
*Leurak!*
@signas501
@signas501 6 жыл бұрын
My grandma had two anti-virus sytems that actually conflicted with one another and made her computer go slower, but the second I uninstalled Norton, everything started speeding up.
@exodius5394
@exodius5394 5 жыл бұрын
What was the other antivirus
@anormalman8305
@anormalman8305 5 жыл бұрын
@@exodius5394 we will never know
@clover7227
@clover7227 5 жыл бұрын
computer tragic ;(
@douma8800
@douma8800 5 жыл бұрын
Bro it's been nine months😩 tell us which other
@viktorijazemaityte4203
@viktorijazemaityte4203 5 жыл бұрын
Ok serious question. What antivirus is *actually* good? I don’t have any and I need. Plz help
@baconlabs
@baconlabs 6 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I can see it, in Joel's cursor movements - inside, he's _desperately_ fighting off the instinct to hammer alt+F4 and purge everything from this cursed PC.
@thegodlyflamingo3904
@thegodlyflamingo3904 4 жыл бұрын
gaster?
@Spamton_A_Spamton
@Spamton_A_Spamton 4 жыл бұрын
You win, best comment on this video
@spacemarine6212
@spacemarine6212 10 ай бұрын
I would love to see him do that some day
@kackers
@kackers 6 жыл бұрын
"lemon" mixed with "milk"
@core_file374
@core_file374 6 жыл бұрын
;)
@PBG-
@PBG- 6 жыл бұрын
Yes
@sranie
@sranie 5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@ryanhernandez1877
@ryanhernandez1877 5 жыл бұрын
@@functionalaviation144 "spit?"
@As567na
@As567na 5 жыл бұрын
@@functionalaviation144 it's cum
@real_Clone_Gordon_Freeman
@real_Clone_Gordon_Freeman 6 жыл бұрын
This series is the source of 25% of all existing memes, Bonzi, Protgent, "Tutorolls", and a bunch of others.
@dukeofjerky4215
@dukeofjerky4215 6 жыл бұрын
Bonzi Buddy doesn't originate from this stream.
@dukeofjerky4215
@dukeofjerky4215 6 жыл бұрын
He edited the comment you dumb fuck
@real_Clone_Gordon_Freeman
@real_Clone_Gordon_Freeman 6 жыл бұрын
Duke Of Jerky I edited the part where it said "25%" originally it was "50%" but I felt like that was too inaccurate, it always said series, you're just wrong and won't admit it
@dukeofjerky4215
@dukeofjerky4215 6 жыл бұрын
Elder Maxson jesus christ im sorry ok mustve misread it or something
@JeyJey88-9
@JeyJey88-9 6 жыл бұрын
Bonzi, "Expand Dong", Smash Mouth, Several Midis (especially the John Cena Midi), " Tutorolls", Vine Memz Virus, Male depressed Desktop Strippers, Kermit as dad (I think the XP destruction was the first time it occured), Protegent, YouAreAnIdiot.org and there's *even* more
@bloomingteratoma
@bloomingteratoma 6 жыл бұрын
I can die happy knowing Joebel thinks my dream university is a scam to download malware.
@jojoludens2866
@jojoludens2866 6 жыл бұрын
4:45 Vista BSOD% speedrun world record
@Snowfireblues
@Snowfireblues 6 жыл бұрын
That isn't a speedrunning category... YET
@hakbak3991
@hakbak3991 5 жыл бұрын
Ha! Those are rookie numbers, I got my Vista install to bluescreen on startup by restarting!
@imleohi192
@imleohi192 5 жыл бұрын
any%
@trekaddict
@trekaddict 6 жыл бұрын
I used to work in a Computer Store. This is hillarious to me as it feels like I spent half my time cleaning computers of the sort of shit you install in this stream...
@DerrylHopkins
@DerrylHopkins 6 жыл бұрын
>opens Solitaire >death I'm already laughing Hell
@pie7350
@pie7350 5 жыл бұрын
@@eggwizard25 lmao
@BRD-Senpai
@BRD-Senpai 3 жыл бұрын
windows vista: can’t even play solitaire
@Flickeralex
@Flickeralex 2 жыл бұрын
@@BRD-Senpai The biggest tagline ever
@FakeHeroFang
@FakeHeroFang 5 жыл бұрын
Little did we know, the secret to quantum computing was to run every pc speed optimizer ever made at the same time.
@BigOlSmellyFlashlight
@BigOlSmellyFlashlight 6 жыл бұрын
it's sad he uploaded the stream months after the proto meme died... makes me feel sad watching it, watching a fellow loved one being born and now knowing he's dead is just sad... rip Proto Singh 2017-2018
@pjnoonan1423
@pjnoonan1423 4 жыл бұрын
Memes never die. Only people's hearts do.
@trulyinfamous
@trulyinfamous 6 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see Joel do an Ubuntu destruction. Try finding anything that's compatible with it. ;)
@jerkules580
@jerkules580 6 жыл бұрын
There's not enough crap for Linux.
@YoshiLightStar
@YoshiLightStar 6 жыл бұрын
It would be easy to destroy linux use sudo and then delete system folders
@TehVulpez
@TehVulpez 6 жыл бұрын
Yoshi that's not interesting tho
@warzone6700
@warzone6700 6 жыл бұрын
I think Joel said he wasn't going to do Linux
@arkaua
@arkaua 6 жыл бұрын
Joel keeps mentioning all the times that a Linux destruction would be the most boring thing ever and that people keep asking him to do one lul
@LukeTheLPSWolf
@LukeTheLPSWolf 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone here should be smart enough to know that this laugh is the most genuine I've ever heard 1:44:35
@dragonairlover
@dragonairlover 6 жыл бұрын
1:22:00 rip youtube to mp3 we miss you
@test-hy5vk
@test-hy5vk 6 жыл бұрын
not really
@stheteller7470
@stheteller7470 6 жыл бұрын
dragonairlover there's a better website for it out there.
@royalfoil5413
@royalfoil5413 6 жыл бұрын
@@stheteller7470 clip converter is one. It's handy no joke.
@stheteller7470
@stheteller7470 6 жыл бұрын
@@royalfoil5413 online video converter is my go to for it.
@Postaldude__
@Postaldude__ 6 жыл бұрын
Convert2mp3 is good
@FourDozenEggs
@FourDozenEggs 6 жыл бұрын
The aggressive sound of Joels typing is a treat.
@BGDMusic
@BGDMusic 2 жыл бұрын
i thought you said threat and think that's right too
@davenotstaine5646
@davenotstaine5646 2 жыл бұрын
@@BGDMusic a threat to society
@BGDMusic
@BGDMusic 2 жыл бұрын
@@davenotstaine5646 hes threatening us with the good stuff
@davenotstaine5646
@davenotstaine5646 2 жыл бұрын
@@BGDMusic that is very true
@nixel1324
@nixel1324 6 жыл бұрын
My teacher for webdesign actually showed norwegian ebay as an example of what not to do.
@Wulf715
@Wulf715 6 жыл бұрын
Nixel pfff hahahaha
@nappaneitordasupahsaiya-pe2709
@nappaneitordasupahsaiya-pe2709 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Chaos89P
@Chaos89P 3 жыл бұрын
Bra førstevalg!
@BGDMusic
@BGDMusic 2 жыл бұрын
how dare she disrespect guttas førstevalg
@improto477
@improto477 6 жыл бұрын
Hello.
@nofaltanputosfaltanfinancistas
@nofaltanputosfaltanfinancistas 6 жыл бұрын
Oh my system crashed,i lost my data but i have an antivirus
@improto477
@improto477 6 жыл бұрын
Nosferatu tu Antivirus is not enough, you need Protegent. World's only Antivirus with deeta recovery software.
@etharchildres3976
@etharchildres3976 6 жыл бұрын
I'm Proto, Your security is my Motto Doot
@UmbraNumberOne
@UmbraNumberOne 6 жыл бұрын
*Teh Hoot Doot*
@mirobiez
@mirobiez 6 жыл бұрын
I'm Proto, Your security is my Motto *y o u s w i n e.*
@brendan9734
@brendan9734 6 жыл бұрын
To be fair, the poorly designed websites are iconic for just how bad they are which greatly increases the traffic, much more so than they probably would have received normally. Maybe they’re awful on purpose...? 🤔 eh, probably not
@光の女神パルテナ-n2x
@光の女神パルテナ-n2x 6 жыл бұрын
1:44:34 This MIDI represent Doom Seinfeld WAD in one instrument.
@themageofspace5516
@themageofspace5516 6 жыл бұрын
we need 10 hour one with no words
@RoseDingus
@RoseDingus 5 жыл бұрын
光の女神パルテナ wad
@criesincowboy9629
@criesincowboy9629 5 жыл бұрын
SOLITARE WAS TOO GRAPHICALLY IMPRESSIVE FOR VISTA TO COMPREHEND
@partitionhlep
@partitionhlep 2 жыл бұрын
pretty sure it ended a critical system task which is odd
@CassyK04
@CassyK04 6 жыл бұрын
I downloaded Roblox on a Windows Vista my mum got me one night and the next day it wouldn't even turn on
@AC-wc9dj
@AC-wc9dj 6 жыл бұрын
That happened to me as well.
@MC_Busta
@MC_Busta 6 жыл бұрын
OOF
@JayPKay
@JayPKay 6 жыл бұрын
Potato person42 i met someone last week who could perfectly recreate the roblox oof
@r.kratermoon1050
@r.kratermoon1050 6 жыл бұрын
My windows XP could play roblox, it truly shows the quality of vista.
@shitpost-o-matic7469
@shitpost-o-matic7469 6 жыл бұрын
69 likes
@blazi2396
@blazi2396 3 жыл бұрын
"Protegent sounds like a dental cream..." "for your aess" -Vargskelethor Joel Jul 23, 2017
@Pinnaporaptor
@Pinnaporaptor 2 жыл бұрын
It's for a different type of cavity
@tastychunks
@tastychunks 2 жыл бұрын
Joel has a bit if anal dentada
@Daveaintreal
@Daveaintreal 2 жыл бұрын
@@Pinnaporaptor Saucy~
@Zeltiar
@Zeltiar 2 жыл бұрын
@@Daveaintreal AYO? Damn kinda kinky tho wtf
@davyjones3105
@davyjones3105 Жыл бұрын
>dental >for your ass Seems legit
@vitriolicAmaranth
@vitriolicAmaranth 6 жыл бұрын
the funniest thing to me (okay, second funniest after the solitaire bsod) was that protegent actually had a security alert when he ran bonzey.exe
@blazeofglory4053
@blazeofglory4053 6 жыл бұрын
joel’s pc is gonna be 3fast5u after all these pc optimizers, and very well protected with all those anti-viruses there is no way a virus could penetrate this fortress of a pc
@yeehawjones1230
@yeehawjones1230 6 жыл бұрын
Some Weirdo on the Internet You mean Joel?
@toxiiskullz
@toxiiskullz 6 жыл бұрын
Some Weirdo on the Internet but can it run solitaire
@blazeofglory4053
@blazeofglory4053 6 жыл бұрын
i fucked that up. prolly cus i was watching a lot of vinnys hollow knight
@asbjronekstrom3705
@asbjronekstrom3705 6 жыл бұрын
relatable, i watch too much of both of them
@kuylardev
@kuylardev 6 жыл бұрын
Henlo. I am Bonzi.
@pauljohn8433
@pauljohn8433 6 жыл бұрын
Boss: Oops, my system crashed, I lost my....... Joel: I like this Boss: my D E E T A, but I had my antivirus Protegent: antivirus is not enough, you need protegent, world's only antivirus with D E E T A recovery software. Think beyond antivirus, think Protegent
@lavennia
@lavennia 6 жыл бұрын
The jazzy Mario tune at the beginning reminds me of one of Joel's new years streams. Weirdly nostalgic
@Djay_B
@Djay_B 5 жыл бұрын
Yup, aside from the windows error ding.
@xdfeverdream8122
@xdfeverdream8122 6 жыл бұрын
46:28 Actually the word protégee is the feminine spelling of the word protége which means a person who is guided and supported by an older and more experienced or influential person. That coupled with the recolored bad PBS kid show character and dat video at 58:55 kinda sets off a lot of red flags. So 2 thumbs up for Protegent.
@voidnath2626
@voidnath2626 5 жыл бұрын
It just comes from Protège which is Protect
@k3nni3.ruxp1n
@k3nni3.ruxp1n 4 жыл бұрын
Thats fucking super why
@notgarlic1.
@notgarlic1. 3 жыл бұрын
66 likes im 66
@ToaOfGallifrey
@ToaOfGallifrey 6 жыл бұрын
I remember when a fansite for an MMO I played hosted a contest on free rice, where if you donated a certain amount of rice you got codes for rare in-game cosmetics.
@aidanswiftofficial
@aidanswiftofficial 6 жыл бұрын
Free Rice was something my elementary school did in our free time at our computer lab. It's an actual thing, but there are a couple imposters of the website that are fake. Hell, the girl sitting next to me one time fell for one of em and broke the whole school network 😂
@soilology
@soilology 5 жыл бұрын
oh hell yeah i remember that! my school accidentally used a fake version for the longest time until they realized the ipads were fucked up.
@kit7une_
@kit7une_ 3 жыл бұрын
Imposter?? Sussy Baka
@user-uo8ny1kj4c
@user-uo8ny1kj4c 3 жыл бұрын
@@kit7une_ you dont deserve any oranges
@Nocturne61
@Nocturne61 3 жыл бұрын
@@kit7une_ Get better comedy.
@kit7une_
@kit7une_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@Nocturne61 Did you expect a 3 month old comment to have up to date humor
@TemmiePlays
@TemmiePlays 6 жыл бұрын
Oh man it finally happens~! We can all thank Duki Nuki for forcing Joel into this
@teniom
@teniom 6 жыл бұрын
M̷͢͡Y̷͡ ̴̸N̛A̧͢M̸̡E̢͟ ͘͏͏I̧S̵̛ ͏́̀D̶͞U̡͝KÌ ̡̀Ņ͜Ư͜K҉I
@TemmiePlays
@TemmiePlays 6 жыл бұрын
Simon András Péter you know Joel never uploaded the full streams of the 2017 charity streams, you moron
@ertrick3693
@ertrick3693 6 жыл бұрын
Duki Nuki made Jotles upload the streams, and that's the story I'm going with here.
@TemmiePlays
@TemmiePlays 6 жыл бұрын
Csipszhacker64 yo
@merceariafamilia7376
@merceariafamilia7376 6 жыл бұрын
Teemie you use igg right ?
@Dr18Registered
@Dr18Registered 6 жыл бұрын
holy shit he finally uploaded the streams on yt
@OllieMendes
@OllieMendes 6 жыл бұрын
I don't want to be a jerk but why did it take him so long? He's got access to the VOD, doesn't he just need to upload it to KZbin or am I missing something?
@kellenschmidt8268
@kellenschmidt8268 6 жыл бұрын
Oliver Mendes if he makes a highlight video for a stream, he puts the VOD on KZbin when he publishes the highlights :)
@DaVince21
@DaVince21 6 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure this was up before. At least, I remember having watched this and I tend to watch the recordings and not the live stuff. Edit: apparently that was a different channel hosting the video.
@kellenschmidt8268
@kellenschmidt8268 6 жыл бұрын
DaVince21 indeed it was, I understand the confusion now
@kinamiya1
@kinamiya1 6 жыл бұрын
Simon András Péter from time to time when im on a video marathon there is some chance i end up on a fan channel Specially with highlights it happens rarely with streams tho
@fdsdvsdvsacsafscafs7429
@fdsdvsdvsacsafscafs7429 6 жыл бұрын
joel: norton is absolute terrible proto: *hold my beer*
@IDHLEB
@IDHLEB 2 жыл бұрын
Hold my Deyta
@Daveaintreal
@Daveaintreal 2 жыл бұрын
@@IDHLEB But I have an antivirus!
@robloxfan4271
@robloxfan4271 2 жыл бұрын
@@Daveaintreal protogent is not enough, you need anti virus to remove protogent
@GrimmShane
@GrimmShane 10 ай бұрын
@@robloxfan4271but you said [protegent] was antivirus-
@juanrobles7737
@juanrobles7737 6 жыл бұрын
A three part stream was needed to destroy Vista?? Was that THE Vista? (Sees blue screen after solitaire) That's my Vista!
@The_J2Holic
@The_J2Holic 3 жыл бұрын
Took 2 years for 69 likes, nice.
@Tamago-xe4eb
@Tamago-xe4eb 3 жыл бұрын
@@The_J2Holic N I C E.
@epicCoolgiytryhsrfsea
@epicCoolgiytryhsrfsea 11 ай бұрын
Yes, but the other 2 were just different attempts.
@Frostyfoxmist
@Frostyfoxmist 6 жыл бұрын
4:51 wtf did Jobel just crack open a cold can of whipped cream!?
@drakeisacake
@drakeisacake 4 жыл бұрын
Very nice
@mikhailgorbachevsovietunion
@mikhailgorbachevsovietunion 3 жыл бұрын
ah yea, a soft drink
@rhi967
@rhi967 6 жыл бұрын
i had a vista. dark times.
@nancylozoya6200
@nancylozoya6200 5 жыл бұрын
pαѕтel ɢαlαхιeѕ my dad still has vista for his job he prints stuff in it
@catgamer4444
@catgamer4444 5 жыл бұрын
I had it too
@pejperuuu
@pejperuuu 4 жыл бұрын
more like blue times
@orangeboy1436
@orangeboy1436 2 жыл бұрын
Do you want to make out? I'll let you manipulate me after
@Ohyeahitsnotme
@Ohyeahitsnotme Жыл бұрын
You had a vista?
@Elli_s5672
@Elli_s5672 6 жыл бұрын
I dunno why but i loved how did you said : With a *jetplane* !?
@crumpetsack3909
@crumpetsack3909 6 жыл бұрын
Every time Joel laughs my life gets a little bit better
@NIK12787
@NIK12787 6 жыл бұрын
1:44:40 KRAMER NO!
@terminusaquo1980
@terminusaquo1980 6 жыл бұрын
Once drivers were available, that was on manufacturers, and the sidebar was closed and disabled Vista was actually a lot better. But without Vista then Windows 7, 8 and 10 wouldn't exist as we know them today as Vista fundamentally changed a lot of the under the hood technologies.
@SirChubbyBunny
@SirChubbyBunny 6 жыл бұрын
About fuckin' time, Joel. I've been excited to see this on here for over a year now, and it was worth the wait. Do you plan on destroying any other OS systems or pieces of software down the line, like Microsoft Bob or 95?
@snbeast9545
@snbeast9545 6 жыл бұрын
He tried something like ME or 2000, and it was too old for anything to run on it.
@stigrabbid589
@stigrabbid589 6 жыл бұрын
SNBeast It was Windows 2000, but 2000 had less software that supported it back in the day to begin with
@thisismyname5657
@thisismyname5657 6 жыл бұрын
COOl SPiCy toolbar free download 2017 √ (no virus)
@emmetmelior3507
@emmetmelior3507 6 жыл бұрын
why do we have the same profile picture
@thisismyname5657
@thisismyname5657 6 жыл бұрын
Because Gorillaz is awesome.
@kuylardev
@kuylardev 6 жыл бұрын
Joel: *C L I C K*
@sulejmaniapologist
@sulejmaniapologist 5 жыл бұрын
_v e r y n i c e_
@snowyicicle1335
@snowyicicle1335 5 жыл бұрын
Very nice
@ashitomarisu
@ashitomarisu 6 жыл бұрын
46:29 Great. Someone used Super Why in their packaging. #wtf
@bakermakingbread
@bakermakingbread 4 жыл бұрын
Super why did you trace a kids show
@Samlethal
@Samlethal 6 жыл бұрын
I remember Freerice being a real thing in schools we had to do
@escapefrombeta33
@escapefrombeta33 6 жыл бұрын
39:27 Joel turns into a beatboxer.
@mr.kittysavestheworld695
@mr.kittysavestheworld695 3 жыл бұрын
43:44 The beginning of a legend.
@dogehackinggaming7226
@dogehackinggaming7226 2 жыл бұрын
I can't tell if it directly (or indirectly) caused Proto.
@jmfindorff
@jmfindorff 4 жыл бұрын
Speed Optimizer 3 - "You get a fully functional 14 day free trial" After installing program - "You have 2 days left on your free trial"
@el_pequeno3
@el_pequeno3 6 жыл бұрын
27:08 stuff starts dissapearing from the desktop
@el_pequeno3
@el_pequeno3 5 жыл бұрын
Thats so weird
@bradpity
@bradpity 2 жыл бұрын
@@el_pequeno3 once a trojan infects your vista computer, it makes you think it’s deleted your files by changing them from being visible on the desktop to hidden, usually also in a hidden folder
@el_pequeno3
@el_pequeno3 2 жыл бұрын
@@bradpity oh shit cheers, been scratching my head over this one for quite a while. Jokes aside, that is actually pretty interesting
@FourDozenEggs
@FourDozenEggs 6 жыл бұрын
"Time. It saves me time." "I like fixing the problem of my house." -Nancy C.
@bestwest80
@bestwest80 6 жыл бұрын
vista best OS 10/10 would solitaire again
@thatonedumbe
@thatonedumbe 8 ай бұрын
Im watching Joel for the first time and i am definitely sure it will not be the last.
@yiff
@yiff 6 жыл бұрын
Joel goes to Walmart 64 is my favourite game
@yiff
@yiff 5 жыл бұрын
I don't remember making this comment but I love it
@CinderTheFox
@CinderTheFox 6 жыл бұрын
What a wonderful “new” stream
@Maryeet
@Maryeet Жыл бұрын
4 years and several rewatches later and it's only just now hitting me that Protogent actually did try to do something about Bonzify lmfao
@kimgkomg
@kimgkomg 5 жыл бұрын
I have to admit it is satisfying to finally be able to hit those big colorful download buttons
@gmsh3794
@gmsh3794 6 жыл бұрын
the solitaire causing a blue screen thing feels like your bathroom door jamming in danganronpa 1.
@FewFewTheFue
@FewFewTheFue 6 жыл бұрын
gm sh you're a person of culture I see
@campbellf3691
@campbellf3691 6 жыл бұрын
makotonaegi.exe has stopped working
@soilology
@soilology 5 жыл бұрын
finding sayaka dead has the same energy as bonzify.exe
@coffee5638
@coffee5638 4 жыл бұрын
EvERyOne CoSpLayS JunKo EnoShiMa AnD I Don'T KnOw Who JuNko EnoShima Is AnD At ThiS PoInt I'M tOo AfRaId To AsK- I KNow ShE's FrOm ThAt DaN Gan RoN pA
@cubechan1938
@cubechan1938 2 жыл бұрын
@@coffee5638 ...so does she have deeta recovery software or not?
@criesincowboy9629
@criesincowboy9629 6 жыл бұрын
The way Joel says DAP makes me laugh uncontrollably.
@MellifexFarm
@MellifexFarm 3 жыл бұрын
i havent been able to stop thinking about how he pronounces chipotle
@improto477
@improto477 6 жыл бұрын
Guess what, I'm a dead meme!
@UmbraNumberOne
@UmbraNumberOne 6 жыл бұрын
You're not wrong
@oblongsquare2233
@oblongsquare2233 6 жыл бұрын
E
@harrison5943
@harrison5943 5 жыл бұрын
chig bungus
@seanyproductions
@seanyproductions 5 жыл бұрын
RIP. I wish this official upload and the highlight video revived you
@silentkiller944.
@silentkiller944. 5 жыл бұрын
I am proto your security is my motto Install me on your computer To protect your data better With me there no viruses Could enter your computer Malware, Spyware, Trojan All gone forever I filter your junk mail Monitering Wifi, never fail I am Proto, preventing data loss is my motto I reverse data loss Saving you from your angry boss (Angry boss: AIYYYYY HA HA HA) I recover... deleted... files Making it sure, that you always smile I am Proto, complete security is my motto!
@TheEpicPancake
@TheEpicPancake 6 жыл бұрын
You should look up "free minecraft no virus" and download everything you can. Back when it was a craze and I was poor, I may or may not have absolutely destroyed my pc by doing that.
@JJReed
@JJReed 4 жыл бұрын
tlauncher will come up first, aint a virus
@sock8278
@sock8278 3 жыл бұрын
Two years old but I'm glad I wasn't the only one
@TheEpicPancake
@TheEpicPancake 3 жыл бұрын
@@sock8278 hey man, free minecraft is a permanently tantalizing offer.
@sock8278
@sock8278 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheEpicPancake that is true. Also I don't know if it was just me but every time I downloaded "free" Minecraft it was just the demo version mojang gave for free on their website but just packaged with garbage
@TheEpicPancake
@TheEpicPancake 3 жыл бұрын
@@sock8278 yeah, well I was a bit more thorough in my attempt to get free minecraft, though my attempt to get no virus was less successful.
@cookiehawk
@cookiehawk 3 жыл бұрын
man starts talking: 1:08 man complain about vista: 3:06 man gets on vista then kills it with solitare: 4:13 man gets back on vista: 7:56
@Krystal_latsyrK
@Krystal_latsyrK 6 жыл бұрын
Joel knows what Habbo is I can’t believe it lmfao how nostalgic
@otakunthevegan4206
@otakunthevegan4206 6 жыл бұрын
My grandfather passed away from cancer last week, and yet again Joel delivers on the cheer up juice. Thank you Joel, thank you for cheering me up~
@tiresoup1824
@tiresoup1824 4 жыл бұрын
How to live a nice life: Sit on the couch Watch Joel Eat a small sandwich
@tcd1289
@tcd1289 3 жыл бұрын
moderately sized sandwich
@jaden4804
@jaden4804 3 жыл бұрын
*big* sandwich
@scumbaggo
@scumbaggo 3 жыл бұрын
@@jaden4804 big sandwich and a cider
@jaden4804
@jaden4804 3 жыл бұрын
@@scumbaggo bigger sandwich with 2 ciders
@plaguis1391
@plaguis1391 3 жыл бұрын
@@jaden4804 I'm here eating 2 fried bologna club sandwiches and an iced coffee. I have found the way.
@akosangel1575
@akosangel1575 5 жыл бұрын
55:03 you can hear his soul falling to pieces in his voice.
@dogehackinggaming7226
@dogehackinggaming7226 5 жыл бұрын
"for your information, the error is a program that is critical has stopped" -Windows Vista
@Filipico_w3
@Filipico_w3 6 жыл бұрын
Joel? _JOEL?!_ *_DID YOU DOWNLOAD VIRUSES AGAIN?!_*
@Jedi-ge6lr
@Jedi-ge6lr 3 жыл бұрын
N-No dad.
@GamerKing50
@GamerKing50 6 жыл бұрын
1:44:31 best part of the whole stream
@hidori
@hidori 6 жыл бұрын
protogent a classic
@masicbemester
@masicbemester 6 жыл бұрын
h i d o r i I prefer Proto-DJENT
@masicbemester
@masicbemester 6 жыл бұрын
A metalhead liked my comment, i see
@masicbemester
@masicbemester 6 жыл бұрын
Dio Brando I expected a jojoke, but i got Dio'ed
@AyaTeah
@AyaTeah 6 жыл бұрын
*IMPROPROPROPROPROPROTO*
@AlyMar1994
@AlyMar1994 6 жыл бұрын
"Protogent sounds like a dental cream. For your ass." ~Vargskeletor, "Vinesauce Joel," 2018 (59:50).
@norsktegnefilmsang3689
@norsktegnefilmsang3689 6 жыл бұрын
YES, 7 hours of non-stop Joel! Going to watch this all at once right... now!
@Da_ComputerMonster
@Da_ComputerMonster 6 жыл бұрын
*Demon voice* *"It is Here..."*
@SealedGamer
@SealedGamer 6 жыл бұрын
i havent watched joel in ages. little did i know i missed joel. i just immediately feel less depressed watching him destroy an OS
@bongchoof
@bongchoof 6 жыл бұрын
i think i had a pc optimizer type program for about a year. it would 'close unneeded programs' and 'free up ram'. the virues scanner never found anything but i do know after i finally got fully rid of it and all its parts, after my computer recovered for a few weeks (it must have hurt the poor thing bad lol) it actually started running a lot better. so much for the pc optimizer.
@GuyFromSomeWorld
@GuyFromSomeWorld 5 жыл бұрын
Joel: Why is Speccy here? Speccy's great! Also Joel: Hmm, yes, "Avira", sounds like a very fake antivirus Someone in the chat: Avira's legit Joel a year later in another Windows Destruction: Hmm, yes, "Avira", sounds like a very fake antivirus
@NASCARRebirth
@NASCARRebirth Жыл бұрын
​@peefromtmvyes I can agree, it is an
@topazwearsshades
@topazwearsshades 6 жыл бұрын
SWEDISH: Jag är en brödrost och jag talar inte engelska eftersom jag är en brödrost. Jag är brödrosttrollaren! Jag äter sopor! Jag pooped en gång på trottoaren och Jesus gjorde det till vin ENGLISH: This is a great video, as always for Uncle Jobel. My favorite videos of yours are your MarioPaint videos!
@caveguy22
@caveguy22 6 жыл бұрын
SniffyActor9631 very well Mr toaster :)
@midnightmaniacs7549
@midnightmaniacs7549 5 жыл бұрын
so i first watched the funny moments of this stream but i only stumbled upon it after looking for vinesauce pc destruction, which i had never seen vinesauce. Now i'm a viewer of the series and the corruptions. my favorite is Joel
@MR_BRONZO
@MR_BRONZO 6 жыл бұрын
4:51 autobots, transform and roll out
@tarn.k
@tarn.k Жыл бұрын
joel faffing around with soundfonts makes me smile but hurt so much
@Djay_B
@Djay_B 5 жыл бұрын
11:27 "SAVE BIG ON COLLEGE MUST-HAVES!" That thing of bleach is gonna give people the wrong idea.
@kenwalkensdeadchannelcanal2886
@kenwalkensdeadchannelcanal2886 4 жыл бұрын
That sounds like something temmie from undertale would say, but hey I don't blame ya.
@NezomiFloof
@NezomiFloof 6 жыл бұрын
Oh god, these windows destruction videos, especially THIS one, has been the most quotable video in existence
@maija238
@maija238 6 жыл бұрын
His reactions to the MIDI at 1:19:09 - 1:19:40 are the best
@jeremyfischer7856
@jeremyfischer7856 6 жыл бұрын
4:45 in and Joel finds that Solitare is too much for Vista. I hope I have enough popcorn for this.
@robloxiastudios9072
@robloxiastudios9072 5 жыл бұрын
42:30 "I would say... 'unbewevable.'"
@FollowerofDuck
@FollowerofDuck 5 жыл бұрын
Bonzi Buddy is the only spicy toolbar you’ll ever need
@sfisher923
@sfisher923 2 жыл бұрын
That "Sailor Moon" Midi Conversion gives me formation of The Moon (And eventually the Moon Kingdom) vibes Also it feels good to be back to this series after getting into some of these things (Like Sailor Moon)
@CaptainFlavio
@CaptainFlavio 6 жыл бұрын
I open the video. Jazz graces my ears. This is gonna be gooooooood.
@Djay_B
@Djay_B 5 жыл бұрын
Windows alert ding has entered the chat
@saltysavestate5855
@saltysavestate5855 6 жыл бұрын
The legendary triple upload.
@northuniverse
@northuniverse 6 жыл бұрын
*LEGENDARY*
@ZXL000
@ZXL000 6 жыл бұрын
I have heard Legends of this but never seen it with my own eyes until now
@keizervanenerc5180
@keizervanenerc5180 6 жыл бұрын
I never understood the backclash against Vista. My first computer was a Laptop with Vista on it.... it worked fin for 8 years, after which i replaced it because gaming was becomming important to me. No computer after that lasted longer than that (1 that lasted 2 years and 1 that lasted 4 years)
@pierdeer
@pierdeer 6 жыл бұрын
Vista eventually got better after a while with all the service packs and updates, but the damage was done already. It was widely unpopular for various reasons. People considered the security features of Vista to be too penetrating (by that I mean the pop ups asking for permission to run it) and it would be a huge resource hog (the Aero theme with all the 3D-esque elements, people would just revert to the Windows classic theme) in comparison to XP, though that's obvious with each new OS. People still disliked it, because they could still run the majority of their software on XP anyway, so they didn't feel like they needed to update just yet. There was also a huge controversy around the time where Intel would label their unsold and underpowered processors as "Vista compatible", even though some of the processors either couldn't run Vista at all or at the very very basic configuration. At least that's how I interpretated the Vista thing. I used to use Vista too and.. never minded it, but everyone has their own experiences. It's kind of like with ME, where some people had no issues with it, but most just outright hated it.
@Merik2013
@Merik2013 6 жыл бұрын
If memory serves the main turnaway for me was that it was a massive ram hog for no good reason. Win7 fixed pretty much every complaint people had about vista.
@shieldtrigger
@shieldtrigger 6 жыл бұрын
I dont know why but I have some kind of hatred against Vista, even though I dont remember anything about it. To be fair I dont even remember my graduation day so Im not the best at describing my past.
@akb6886
@akb6886 6 жыл бұрын
The only thing I missed about Vista was the version of Windows Movie Maker it came with. It was no professional software like Sony Vegas, but it was damn close. The Windows 7 movie maker felt like a massive downgrade in comparison. It lacked so many of the features that made Vista's movie maker cool.
@shieldtrigger
@shieldtrigger 6 жыл бұрын
A KB Yeah I remembered! That Maker was pretty legit.
@samsamistorm
@samsamistorm 6 жыл бұрын
my grandpa’s old computer that he still uses occasionally still has vista. you guessed right
@pizzahuthonoka
@pizzahuthonoka 6 жыл бұрын
I've waited so long for this. I'm so happy to finally see it
@Rinne_Z_rank
@Rinne_Z_rank 4 жыл бұрын
1:50:08 *_This is were the fun begins_*
@UnderfellSansTheEdgySkeleton
@UnderfellSansTheEdgySkeleton 6 жыл бұрын
It’s so nice to watch the first part of another classic windows destruction stream
@Ladderthief1
@Ladderthief1 6 жыл бұрын
The woman at 21:03 that lives in Climax, GA I doubt even exists. The town only has 280 people living in it. XD
@Colorband
@Colorband 6 жыл бұрын
See you in an hour!
@Leurak
@Leurak 6 жыл бұрын
or two
@walterbirdwell3675
@walterbirdwell3675 6 жыл бұрын
Or 5 for parts 1 and 2
@d.m.9304
@d.m.9304 6 жыл бұрын
It's been like an hour
@Colorband
@Colorband 6 жыл бұрын
Yes, and I saw you.
@istilldontknowwhattonameth661
@istilldontknowwhattonameth661 6 жыл бұрын
See you in a year!
@Octol1ng
@Octol1ng 5 жыл бұрын
39:32 "Select The Items To Be *_SCAMMED_* "
@KamiJoJo
@KamiJoJo 6 жыл бұрын
My computer crashes :(
@Dragonfire511
@Dragonfire511 6 жыл бұрын
O R A N G E S
@sonoda944
@sonoda944 5 жыл бұрын
_chomp_
@kenwalkensdeadchannelcanal2886
@kenwalkensdeadchannelcanal2886 4 жыл бұрын
That's sad
@Jedi-ge6lr
@Jedi-ge6lr 3 жыл бұрын
How many oranges do you think they fed him?
@Ohyeahitsnotme
@Ohyeahitsnotme Жыл бұрын
jjba fan?
@fiweekiwee8419
@fiweekiwee8419 6 жыл бұрын
"They have a youtube? Really?" *the protoing begins*
@HonestlyJustSomeGuy
@HonestlyJustSomeGuy 6 жыл бұрын
To be fair, I loved vista's visual style but I didn't get it until December 2008 when a lot of the problems were fixed.
@sixfr0nt
@sixfr0nt 5 жыл бұрын
I remember playing freerice all the time in my debate class! Everyone on the giant debate team did it! Good times.
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