[Vinesauce] Vinny - Shovelware Showcase 7

[@lopson8683]

I never realised greased lightning had this much swearing.

[@thezootbox]

Fun fact: Grease was originally a pretty raunchy musical, since teenagers tend to sex each other a lot. Over time however, the musical was made more and more tame in order to bowdlerize it into a family friendly thing, because nooone wanted to acknowledge that grandma had sex as a teenager.Then people discover the original version, like Vinny did here, and freak the fuck out, because the only version everybody knows is the scrubbed clean version.

[@pengwin_]

@@thezootbox Yes! IN FACT! The NEW Broadway revival nearly scrubbed it clean for that reason, way to go fuckers, I hope Hamilton gets toddlerized in 50 years, it's already shit anyway.

[@Calvin_Coolage]

@@thezootbox Grease was a Broadway musical?

[@idkwhattoputhere4695]

P U S S Y W A G O N.

[@Dogy0909]

We’ll be gettin lotsa T I T

[@SoupStores]

9:28 I'm less worried about Gargamels seed and more worried about what a 'Smurf Cartel' is.

[@hehehorf782]

What are they smuggling?? Smurf Cocaine??

[@gamejackthegameboy8647]

Smurfcoca

[@rudedude7874]

Smurfberries

[@Houndoom97akabranflakes]

Blue meth.

[@Kuriboh1008]

These replies scare me more than the idea of a Smurf cartel

[@pm41224]

_Oh my God, what FILTH this movie was!_ -Vinny, 2018

[@thetomahawk6588]

If this is the joke, then I will be first to say r/wooosh, but 2019 my dude Edit: I just realized this is a compilation of streams it seems Edit 2: nope just realized it actually was just a single stream in 2018. I should probably go sleep or something

[@creeperfacekao]

TomahawkGames The Myth what lol

[@SmaMan]

He's not kidding, it really was filthy. The fact it's considered a "family" movie by most is baffling.

[@Billeyjd]

P**** Wagon -John Travolta

[@charmandyorton006]

Vinesauce's whole reaction to those swears elicited one of the biggest laughs of my entire life

[@silverbeach1557]

The "f****l" is apparently fungul, an Italian profanity. So Vinny was dishearteningly close with "Fazoulli".

[@Houndoom97akabranflakes]

Americanized italian to be precise, the correct term would be "fanculo"

[@cumekira70]

fanculo

[@Saxdude26]

The irony of Vinny not knowing it, given his Italian background. Really takes the fun out of f*ngool.

[@Door_Into_Summer]

Fungal funny!

[@SomeGuy-yl1bx]

I looked it up: Southern Italian for 'Fuck you'

[@itsamejonarbuckle]

4:59 I've never heard such a powerful OH MY GOD from Vinny before

[@MrWolfSnack]

DID YOU SEE THAT

[@charmandyorton006]

YOU KNOW WHAT WORD THAT WAS

[@neptune9647]

*_I n h a l e_*

[@DunkleCobro]

@@Unoriginal_Fox Oh my God, what _filth_ this movie was!

[@poble]

@@DunkleCobro get off my ro- *P U S S Y W A G O N*

[@chid255]

I am a professional crayola game speedrunner, you will go down In history for your strats.

[@superbad8008]

Chid 255 Someone tell tomatoanus

[@aturchomicz821]

@@superbad8008 DONT TELL BOB

[@seangiglio]

Fake news

[@chid255]

@@seangiglio yeah I don't think anyone speedruns the game to be honest.

[@larrylaffer3246]

Sadly the guy who played Gargamel wasn't a no name actor. It was Hank Azaria. You know the voice of Apu, Moe, and other beloved Simpsons characters.

[@iblame_nargles]

For the movie? There's no way that's him in a Wii Just Dance rip off lmao

[@Ambipie]

@@iblame_nargles the man likes getting paid I believe it

[@Dr0dd]

the Nerd got LJN Vinny got Data Design

[@charmandyorton006]

Caddicarus got Phoenix Games

[@Unoriginal_Fox]

And Joel got 1. (You know _exactly_ what I mean by that)

[@aiharakotokorulesbluerose4170]

@@Unoriginal_Fox grand dad?

[@Unoriginal_Fox]

@@aiharakotokorulesbluerose4170 yep

[@eggguy3809]

DrOdd Honestly LJN is like fuckin Kojima compared to Data Design

[@Lishadra]

I completely forgot about Pussy Wagon. I don’t know how, but I most certainly did.

[@redhotheadvt]

I haven't watched Grease in years, didn't know it had swearing at all. Mustn't have mattered in the 70's.

[@Lishadra]

joshua Kenney You mean my profile picture? :0 Thanks!

[@thetwistedsamurai]

I... I swear the lyric is Patty Wagon. I'm so confused.

[@Calvin_Coolage]

@@redhotheadvt Apparently that's because the movie uses cleaned up lyrics from the original musical. I had no idea either.

[@Robo983]

@@thetwistedsamurai I think the TV version of the movie has clean lyrics.

[@OryxTheMadGod3]

5:06 i like how the game was rated PEGI *_3_*

[@RaymanChrome]

i can gET OFf my rocks

[@STD64Productions]

It should've been rated T

[@smergthedargon8974]

6:11 Are we all just gonna look over the fact they censored the word _bed?_

[@Mae4Ever]

Oh hi, Smerg.

[@smergthedargon8974]

@@Mae4Ever 👁👁

[@dragonheart81vids]

I like how straight up 'lust' goes uncensored while all the innuendos are just too much.

[@somegal-89]

torn- B-I-a-S “Lust” Okay “Bed” Woah there

[@poble]

b*d

[@Cecnorthernohio]

Makes me think of tony zaret videos

[@Arkegox]

Sphynx and the Cursed Mummy is an actual good game made by Eurocom. The bad Data Design game that Vinny was thinking of is Anubis II

[@sockotaco00]

Arkegox I was confused when he said that because I remembered really liking that game

[@SketchCraftian]

Im so glad you pointed this out before i had a goddamn conniption

[@fierybirdything]

Glad someone noticed that mistake. Heck, I just paused the video here to check the comments and make I wasn't the only one to notice that unfortunate mix-up.

[@MrWolfSnack]

Also Anubis II on the Wii was a crap American port of a European only release of the exact same game that came out on the PS2 over there.

[@Guzuma]

I wanna see Vinny play Sphinx and Legend of Kay even though they’re both good games (I know Legend of Kay isn’t an objectively good game, but I can’t help but adore the damn thing for some reason). They’re both old hidden gems from the PS2 that are Zelda-ish, that for some reason THQ Nordic ported to the Switch, not that I’m complaining! If not just Legend of Kay to see him laugh at the terrible voice acting lol

[@dragonslayermasterornstein83]

Data design is the Ljn of wii game makers without the movie copyrights

[@CeHee123]

That is the most accurate summary of the company I've ever heard.

[@commentmanwhoeatsgahbage3022]

Except for an American Tale. They got the license to that...somehow.

[@chainchompsrule]

6:50 WHY DOES THE SMURF HAVE ABS

[@lecapitaineisonyoutoob]

God fucking dammit, now I can't unsee it.

[@charmandyorton006]

He’s Mr. Smurftastic

[@ascendedcat260]

Why not?

[@Avossk]

I'm glad we finally get Pussy Wagon in a highlight video, more people deserve to witness Vin's reaction to that

[@HarrisBoe]

Excuse you, Vinny. Sphinx and the Cursed Mummy is not only NOT a Data Design game, but is actually an absolute hidden gem of a game.

[@Arkegox]

Pretty sure he meant Anubis II

[@vc101]

Mr. Smurftastic is an affront to Biggie Cheese and his legacy. Someone please ban the game from ever releasing ever again.

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

Smurf and ball torture

[@extrnalsorce4974]

The best kind of lasagna

[@chessemchesse3676]

Yeah that's that

[@nickjaquez1713]

Sbt

[@HuntedBoBo]

Pajamapants Jack dog when

[@hugoc.m.7727]

cursed profile image

[@TheWhalord]

My phone crashed when Vinny said “this is the grease song”

[@GuyontheInternet525]

Is your pfp female Todd Howard

[@orwxll8082]

the guy playing as gargamel reminds me of tiktok cosplayers

[@OneUp-18]

He was way ahead of his time

[@parkouremaster]

Thanks vinny, now i want a extended version of papa smurf dancing with fithos lusec wecos vinose

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

Today on “How Many Ways Can Vinny die from Hemmoraging” , we have “Smurf Dancing” for the wii.

[@OvAeons]

Kid in the 70s: Mommy what does "make you cream" mean? Mom: get in the sack Timmy.

[@FelipeJaquez]

I mean timmy did come from a sack

[@banessuperbrutalmetalfunti2561]

Sack is another word for bed, so... Wincest?

[@screamsinrussian5773]

That now sounds like a bad vintage porn intro, God damn it comments

[@hepatitisf7495]

Bane's Super Brutal Metal Funtime get the fuck out

[@radboi4194]

Vinny:h- UMG:*you are already copyright striked*

[@NarkySawtooth.]

Video game: "Fangool" Vinny: "I don't know what that word was supposed to be."

[@RAFMnBgaming]

Poor sweet innocent Vinny.

[@waxwinged_hound]

Thank you, trying to figure out what word was censored was driving me nuts! (no wonder I couldn't figure it out, I have never heard that word before now and I had to look it up)

[@GamayObera]

That dancing boss from Fatal Fury, *Grease* Howard.

[@MitoNova583]

his dance moves are anything but PREDICTABO

[@Kirbyfan87827]

I STAIN MY DANCE FLOOR WITH YOUR BLOOD

[@guitarlamb9295]

I'm so glad there's another video in this series

[@sentientblender]

Flesh-colored Papa Smurf is gonna give me nightmares 7:24

[@kindaepicngl1671]

Dang i remember you commentating on monstercat vids, did you stop?

[@sentientblender]

Nah, I didn’t stop, they just don’t get any likes anymore. Even when I jump on it in the first two minutes they still filter to the bottom beneath a heaping mass of meaningless like-farming gibberish. That’s comment sections for ya. Whaddya gonna do.

[@TimpyTeamOfficial0422]

W e l c o m e T o S m u r f H e l l

[@DudeMaster-sl3ff]

What's the song at that timestamp? Sounds like final fantasy

[@skydiamsteam6005]

DudeMaster 5241 kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWa5maaZj6-Lmac

[@sarahfern2984]

That Gargamel actor dances so hard I love him

[@henry2ish]

him demonstrating the file select sounds is what made me realize my headphones were in the wrong way.

[@Seth-ef1wg]

Bruh 7:19 ... I've seen the Papa Smurf clip before exclusively, but I'm so happy to finally have some sort of context XD

[@shorkies13]

My sister once got a shovelware Wii game for her birthday. Some Monster High roller skate game. She had fun with it for a little while. Not long after said while, she asked if we could return the game.

[@Crusader820]

My sister also had that game, and we played it competetively a few times. The core mechanics are busted as shit; I can't remember since it was so long ago, but I recall there was a foolproof exploit you could use to win 100% of the time, assuming the computer didn't get to it first.

[@brianhebert6152]

​​@@Crusader820 Ah, yes, I do remember that classic episode of the Monster High webshow where Draculaura discovered a way to cheat in rollerskating competitions.

[@carlolson932]

I looked up the lyrics. The word was fongool. No, I don't know what that means either.

[@rileyMDK]

They say it in Sopranos. Guess it's Italian slang for fuck off

[@GuyontheInternet525]

The Smurf dancing game make Star Wars Kinect look like a masterpiece

[@friedchickenUSA]

"I can't wait to crash this game" is such a good line

[@Epsilon_55]

And he's climbing the Crayola To Heaven

[@Rexdawn]

Please don't say "red rocket" when there's a dog on the screen.

[@dead5160]

OH NO

[@ascendedcat260]

[Greet the dog]

[@truenothefox]

-w-

[@ElectricalSwift]

Thats precisely why he said it lol

[@SketchCraftian]

I was about to kill Vinny after saying Sphinx and the Cursed mummy, only to realize he was actually talking about Anubis 2

[@MidnightMechanic]

Stream from 2018 getting compiled and released in 2019. Right on time.

[@titania49]

Fashionably late and spontaneous is best ;)

[@victikirby15]

So when’s that Data Design 100% marathon happening

[@lightspeedmurphy7546]

When the time is right to raise money to the children to do it

[@MrWolfSnack]

The frog will be the coach. He will eat these games.

[@Kikol10]

So... When’s Vinny gonna 100% all the Data Design games?

[@5dollarfootlonge]

Soon my friend....

[@Soulraven2735]

Please don't make him go through Ninjabread Man

[@MitskulpCh36]

Holy shit on a user report about the DRM on Smurfs Dance party, the user said, and I quote: "The only thing I can ponder is whether or not the game is trying to protect us from itself. Maybe it knows the harm that it can cause, maybe it knows the damage it could do. Maybe it knows I was preparing to suffer in order to test it, and instead killed itself to protect me, the person who bought it, the person who took it in. Or maybe it's just some anti-piracy bullshit stopping me from playing a legally acquired game." It's on the dolphin wiki, what a hero

[@happymartin6778]

The last of my will died the moment I saw Biggie Cheese's songs being smurf'd.

[@Ch-xc4fo]

I swear at the V*******y I thought it spelled "Vasectomy"

[@TVAwesomeParodys]

I'm surprised that The Smurfs Dance Party didn't crash on startup because of how much DRM they shoved into that game.

[@liamconroy1656]

I clicked off of licensed Naruto hentai for this

[@Lophii28]

bruh moment

[@QueenOfPessimism]

Link?

[@ww-uq8ls]

@@QueenOfPessimism he said Naruto not Zelda smh

[@QueenOfPessimism]

w w link to the naruto hentai

[@ww-uq8ls]

@@QueenOfPessimism that's the joke r/whoosh

[@cloverdeityhearted8729]

The moves from Smurf Barbara Streisand is the exact same as the Just Dance version and I don't know why I'm suprised. Like it takes effort to steal something and then perform it badly

[@TakeNoShift]

Approaching sound barrier!

[@HarmonieM]

It's unsettling how much the parade theme goes with papa smurf's dancing...

[@ascendedcat260]

"Music today is all about sex" Greased Lightning:

[@donkarasu-9644]

Data Design... a forbidden name we haven't heard for so long until now...

[@porygonlover322]

i like how violet just straight up doesnt come up again in the crayola game

[@sentientblender]

Total non-sequitur, but nice flag. I approve.

[@OryxTheMadGod3]

10:53 MISSED OPPORTUNITY they could've called it Crayoland

[@neilisbored2177]

That would require creativity

[@Pholadis]

My dad uses "grease" as a euphemism for shit. "the dog just greased on the god damn rug"

[@ebook3]

7:20 'Ello there me ol' chums

[@ghidorbruh7140]

*FLLRBBBRRRRRT*

[@JordanStar7]

I loved getting to see all these clips again and made me laugh just as hard as the first time. I love Vinesauce.

[@thewalex]

Who spells Phillip as "Fillup"? That sounds more like a porn name.

[@enoncenotev2829]

Because it's a coloring game, where you "Phillip" empty spaces? That's my guess.

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

Game Fillup!

[@sodacrush3052]

@@JanoyCresvaZero for kids with no necks!

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

YaBoi Mads Finally! A game console made for me!

[@thewalex]

With a little work it could be a great porn name: "Fillup 'C-Word' Muffman"

[@userPrehistoricman]

7:17 I swear I've seen that over-saturated smurf dance so many times before.

[@ChrisTheGregory]

8:00 Gargamel is played by choreographer Joe Carrier. If you search for him on Google, you may possibly be able to find a photo of him wearing nothing but Nasty Pig jocks and a scowl, though I have no idea if that would be possible since I never did such a search, let alone spent 5 minutes looking at said photo wondering about whether or not that hot shoulder tattoo he may or may not have goes all the way around.

[@AlTheJuggernaut]

It does

[@molotera8789]

I think the guy also has some sort of OnlyFans

[@MillieTheSillie616]

I was thinking oh Data Design can't be that bad.... but then the moment I see game footage and hear the music my mind knew that these were the people behind Action Girlz Racing.....

[@neilmcnairjr]

Same people behind the glorious *"MOVE OVAH, SISTAH"*

[@doctrow37]

Not to mention Ninjabread Man

[@philiphanhurst2655]

As a Fillup I can confirm that I was traumatized by falling yellow as a child.

[@shelby5809]

bro your name is literally fill up

[@randomguy-randomness]

Smurf cartel!?!?!?

[@faroshscale]

You know. For the Smurf Cocaine

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

Shovelware? More like give me a shovel so I can bury these.

[@pekopop5753]

Oof

[@moritzzz1]

You tried

[@omarcasillas6188]

Shovel me a grave so I can die in peace

[@SpyroTheGerudo]

Vinny: plays "Grease" on wii UMG: "I smell PENNIES!!!"

[@ColonelCorson]

The censored word at 6:28 was Fungu. Which is a shortened version of an Italian phrase which means "go do it in the ass" but generally interpreted to mean "fuck you."

[@hotshowerh2o356]

Couple years back, me and my family went to Washington DC as a summer vacation and went to a aunt's house to stay. She had Grease as one of her Wii games, and there really wasn't anything else that interested me, so out of all the shovelware that I've seen, this is one of those things that I've actually experienced.

[@WDWatameVirus]

*Sees Gargamel* *The Pikachu Nightmare flashbacks* oh no...

[@Pixelody]

2:26 that game uses the same engine as sonic generations... Btw... Idk why i had to say that

[@grigoriyremez8851]

Wow,this one is ancient!

[@AA2004]

Teacher: What's so funny? Me: Nothing My Brain: 7:14

[@ramonestefano]

Oh, I LOVE shovelware showcase.

[@ruptro6658]

This is a good production value

[@calebnotsaying5979]

The fucking smurfs danceing game was the dark age of just dance. THANKS UBISOFT

[@mujtabakamran8887]

For those wondering of the Shovelware Showcase intro music, it’s a song by Vim! called Ickmansworth which you can find on the KZbin channel Netlabel Archive. It is a really good and underrated song, please listen to it.

[@Kirby64Guy]

5:10 Vinny's laugh makes me smile

[@Everik-ct6pg]

More like _Dated_ Design, am i right?

[@neptune9647]

Beta Design

[@Mariorox1956]

Data Asinine

[@Zulf85]

When who let the Smurfs out played I fucking ascended

[@tailsfan23new]

When I was in 6th grade my chorus class performed a concert based on the movie Grease. I had no fucking idea that the lyrics we sang weren't the original.

[@TheEssem]

I played Smurfs Dance Party once, immediately returned it after one song

[@mikotoh]

the smurfs game is by far the most surreal and disturbing thing vin has ever streamed

[@cecewhm78]

Those smurfs were breaking the seal on the evil genie from Dark Cloud.

[@haffahorse1538]

Yes yes, Grease and all that... but the Smurf on the cover has a fucking 6-pack.

[@Isakbruford]

I got that Smurfs game and Mario Galaxy 2 on christmas when I was 7 and I loved them both equally as far as I remember.

[@scootermcglamjammer]

The guy must've hated playing as Gargamel so much. He probably asked to be credited as "Alan Smithee" .

[@goodbyejeffery]

Now that I look back on it, the Wii was absolutely loaded with shovelware.

[@BMN_Prime]

Why does the Smurf on the cover art have abs

[@linksaver170]

1:19 "you wanna talk about some dedication"

[@Muster_Muckee_II]

*Scream of eternal pain and a mental breakdown.*

[@respybarry]

My dumb ass thought there was nothing wrong and that it was "Patty Wagon" that was censored.

[@gold_spin1639]

6:51 why in gods name is the smurf buff!?

[@el_poopie2042]

10:35 I had this game. I sold it at a yard sale for $2

[@ablancer3582]

5:09 I swear, Vinny’s laugh can cure cancer

[@koth_harvest_final]

i remember the unofficial highlights for this. hella good :D

[@BottledPoe]

that crayola game was like a bizarre version of yoshi touch and go

[@couchpotato3197]

I miss the save frogs of Mother 3. Now all we have is that awful Gigglebone Gang frog.

[@titania49]

His voice haunts us all.

[@ufolandings]

The only shovelware game I still own is Trixie in Toyland from like 2008 I almost beat the game but kept having to reset the entire level because one wrong step and I'd get stuck between two big toyblocks with no way to get out. You also don't even get an end cutscene for beating the final boss if I remember, it's just a text box telling you what happens and how you win the game. Oh, and the music literally never changes. It truly is a special hell

[@mugannihilatior8114]

Vinny:I wish we got a new monkey ball SMBBB Switch:yo mate I heard ya wanted somethin

[@Julian-cp3vp]

Here you go Vinny, new fanmade Super Monkey Ball: www.indiegogo.com/projects/rolled-out-a-love-letter-to-super-monkey-ball

[@fruitslice989]

Man, they really dropped the ball with Banana Blitz .

[@thenumberquelve158]

"Hey there bud, what are you listening to?" "Barbara Streisand." "Oh cool! I love her music too, glad we have the same tastes..." "NO you freaking DUNCE, *I' m t a l k i n g a b o u t t h e S O N G* "

[@molotera8789]

The amount of people who are not aware of the Duck Sauce song even tho it went viral in its hey day is terrifying