[Vinesauce] Vinny - Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled

Better take your blood pressure medication now because it's Crash Bandicoot Team Racing time! Will Vinny collect enough Wumpa Fruit to Vinetalian across the finish line?
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[@caped6453]

"I will now become crash bandicoot" is such a powerful phrase

[@Crazybean2012]

Especially right after being vored be a plant

[@temothy6963]

CapedMario 64 Vinny Animorphs into Crash Bandicoot

[@KazernskyYT]

Now imagine Brian David Gilbert saying it

[@ainzooalgown9952]

become fire punch

[@PunishedHobo]

Reminds me of that Japanese crash team racing commercial where an old man trying to become crash bandicoot also becomes a fart powered kart. No, I;m not kidding.

[@Juniverse0]

11:25 The Vinny-Version of the stages of grief. 1: Rage 2: Laughing in disbelief 3: Crying 4: Turning into a Wolf and performing a mating call 5: Laughing(/crying?) again

[@alephnull3535]

I think 4 is just Vinny's soul leaving his body.

[@Juniverse0]

Aleph null Perhaps. Vinny works in mysterious ways.

[@divinecircularflow]

my sides are in orbit

[@Jack_Woods]

6: Questioning

[@LucasHpm]

You forgot the secret level: Tinkie Winkie

[@ricardokong261]

>racing game >vinny struggles on the first level Yep, it's vinny screaming time

[@jakekenealy3642]

You wanna talk about some dedication?

[@TheMegaPingasMobile]

To be fair, crash cove is actually one of the hardest tracks...the ai is really good there on higher difficulties

[@tristenj1992]

Snepai He wasn't playing a higher difficulty though.

[@Duskool]

@@TheMegaPingasMobile the time trial ghosts are also really difficult.

[@TheMegaPingasMobile]

@@Duskool eh, even the hardest one doesn't use all the shortcuts still

[@moahammad1mohammad]

17:51 When you crit a spy in tf2

[@XSniper74184]

It is a dead ringer for the in-game sound. Pun very much intended.

[@brodiero-solar302]

Mohammad M true

[@Sergeikins]

this fucking killed me

[@anonecki]

Also sounds like Bloodbornie

[@ghost_ship_supreme]

Lmao I came to this video just for this clip

[@_V.Va_]

17:50 I've been thinking about this scream for some time now.

[@blocknight1]

it fucking reminds me of a tf2 spy's death scream

[@2minuss]

It doesn't even sound like him at all.

[@_V.Va_]

@@2minuss He didn't say it sounded like him, he just said that's what it reminded him of.

[@2minuss]

@@_V.Va_ oops, I forgot to mark the original comment, sorry, my mistake. I meant, that the scream didn't sound like our favorite Pizzapasta man, also known as Vinny.

[@Jack_Woods]

a- *AAAAAAAAAAAA* AAAaaa

[@meccanizer]

17:50 that was the most horrifying scream i've ever heard from vinny

[@rippepippe]

General Legendary sounds like he got his leg cut off

[@distilledmeat42069]

Are we all forgetting that marble game?

[@wagsss]

@@distilledmeat42069 Wanna talk about some dedication?

[@distilledmeat42069]

@@wagsss OOOOOOAUUUUUUUUUGHH

[@batmangovno]

@@distilledmeat42069 the sound balancing really saved us the horror of that sound

[@_V.Va_]

"People in chat are saying Papu Papu is thicc." "Well he just killed his friends." *_"s t i l l t h i c c."_*

[@Adam-cj2jg]

Those are his kids and they aren't dead you spastic

[@_V.Va_]

@@Adam-cj2jg Thanks, Adam.

[@marcar9marcar972]

They look pretty dead

[@itsmemrnukki]

CBT stands for Crash BandicooT

[@kaiviru]

Crash Bandicoot Time

[@_V.Va_]

Crash's Big Tiddies.

[@Tyrell-d6o]

Coco's Bagina Toot

[@GewelReal]

@@Tyrell-d6o 🅱agina

[@anjoliebarrios8906]

Crash The Redeemer

[@lilgoom723]

7:26 "Binny This is the easiest boss " Vinny is the funniest voice clown

[@CaptainFrisby]

Binyot is racist, making fun of Joel's Scandinavian accent >:(

[@lilgoom723]

@@CaptainFrisby it's not racist if there friends

[@MrWolfSnack]

There is a secret you should know - making fun of someone's accent is not racist. It's called having a sense of humor. Try it some time.

[@paolo2763]

You know There's something you should know, so I'm gonna tell you so! Don't sweat it, forget it! ENJOY THE SHOW

[@Tyrell-d6o]

It saddens me that there's people who don't know the deep lore behind this voice.

[@mihaelkYeah]

14:58 Vinny becomes real life Ripper Roo

[@ItsThatRetro]

11:19: "What's that? WHAT IS THAT? BLUP-"

[@beveled_eggs1298]

11:40 my dogs whenever there's any kind of siren

[@Trakesh]

4:09 Possibly the greatest scream Vinny has ever uttered. It felt so absolutely sincere.

[@supanutte9357]

Nope. The marble it up vid was the greatest

[@CeledonianError]

You clearly haven't watched the Minecraft streams... the scream he made when his birds died genuinely scared me first time I heard it. Also, of course, dedication scream never gets old.

[@DCBiscuit]

“You wanna talk about dedicati- AAAAUUUGGGGHHHH!”

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

Once this game gets corrupted in the future it shall be called... "Crash Team Racing Cocaine-Fueled"

[@shyla7722]

Activation already corrupted it :P

[@distantmind956]

@@shyla7722 Worst thing they did in my opinion is not fixing the load times on Switch (or the balanced + handling classes) but the way they handled the microtransactions effectively made me never want to touch the fucking game again. I ditched all the games I used to play that had microtransactions because I am weak-willed and often give in to temptation. I feel like Activision owes me a refund because of this shit.

[@senorbones1869]

@@distantmind956 I'm glad I didn't buy it

[@StarDustTF2]

I second this.

[@PunishedHobo]

Again, I see you everywhere. Edit: Call it: Crack Team Racing Cocaine-Fueled.

[@lerquian1970]

I love the duality between Joel and Vinny. Joel seems like a silly guy who actually cares about things and can be serious, Vinny looks like a serious guy, but 5 minutes later **Angry duck noises**

[@ImGonnaFudgeThatFish]

when Joel gets mad he just stops the stream

[@kennethkay7226]

Pinstripe's voice is one of my favorites in video game history.

[@Tlaloc1]

F U H G E D D A B O U D I T

[@Hazard1007]

*HAVE SUMMA DIS*

[@bigOl_kiwi_Gaming]

WHAT? YOU CALL DAT RACING?

[@MikeJr9284]

The crazy thing is that a huge bulk of this playthrough consisted of Tiny Arena.

[@RandomTomatoSoup]

You mean Wario Stadium?

[@radarridr]

because he kept bumbing into the walls 4Head

[@MitoNova583]

just don’t bumb

[@ritznblitz]

One reason why I love seeing Vinny clutching up a win is because of moments like 2:42, to where Vinny just yells something so amazing Edit: You know what? This is so amazing that I'm gonna leave a list of Vinny moments/noises >4:08 >7:03 >7:20 >8:06 >8:29 >9:26 >9:53 >10:31 >11:19 >11:24 >11:42 >12:03 >13:24 >13:44 (Turn your volume ALL the way up) >14:12 >14:21 >14:31 (Italian rage) >14:59 (Holy shit Vin) >15:52 >16:14 >16:55 >17:51 >18:07 >18:11 >18:29 >18:46 >19:41 >20:01 >20:59 >21:41 >21:48 >21:58 Well I'm just gonna stop here since that was the end of the story. Sorry that I missed out on your favorite. I did wayyy too much for this, but I don't care lmao

[@ImmaLittlePip]

14:59 he just breaks out in laughter Binny is Brain is broken

[@Juniverse0]

You've done us a great service. Thank you.

[@2minuss]

This is God's work!

[@quinnsaturn]

_EATADICKGRANNYCREAM_

[@spikeynay7381]

8:06 he sounds like a murloc

[@teehee5749]

2:12 Am I the only one who acknowledges that Cortex says "The trophies mine!!" and then proceeds to get blown up by a rocket

[@thetrashlord7867]

Tee hee He actually never got hit, the bomb hit the wall

[@zumonachoinc8524]

Thats very much in character for him

[@bravo6709]

What if you wanted to place first But Cortex said "The trophy's mine!"

[@XSniper74184]

...and then crashed into a wall and exploded. Don't forget that part.

[@alphabluu]

*”It’s like if you only play as Mario in Mario Kart”* *”or you play as Pink Gold Mario”* *”Or you play as- FUUUCK”*

[@theangrycroissant2963]

My favorite character *FUUUUUUUUUUUCK*

[@LunarM4ngo]

He’s my main. With *FUUUUCK,* You can gain an unbelievable amount of speed.

[@romankaplan666]

"Fuck you, Cortex!!" "The trophy's mine!" *Rides off into the distance* That moment always makes me laugh

[@kingcoleleroy]

4:08 Darth Vader as played by Vinny

[@mikotoh]

fun fact, crash team racing was the only crash game we had when i was a kid so for a long time i thought it was JUST a racing series lmao

[@Sonlirain]

Well the name checks out for a car game.

[@MdnaBlue]

Same, but with Nitro Kart instead

[@lovescarguitar]

@@Sonlirain I believe he was referring to the Crash series. He thought it was just a racing game and not an offshoot from a mainline game series (crash bandicoot)

[@colinchildress1251]

28:17 I'm honestly impressed Vinny remembered what he actually spelled.

[@Gameboy3DS]

Well he IS an English major.~

[@GatsbyMusic]

At 11:25 it sounded like vinny just suddenly transformed into Ripper Roo for a brief moment

[@BezimiennyMarcel]

11:33 For years I've wondered, can a game about a cartoon bandicoot driving a race cart, make a grown man cry? Yes, yes it can.

[@keptyouwaitinghuh2113]

As long as it’s proceeded by five fillings of salt.

[@hoobar5331]

But only if it is preceded by 7 plays of what's new pussy cat

[@timmer919hep]

"Don't Care. Got Apples" should be on a T-Shirt

[@oolongpepsi3552]

7:03 thank you for your motivational words Vinny

[@kingsteve4304]

Vinny's utter contempt with the chat is honestly the best thing ever

[@HomeByMidnight]

12:22 I applaud this editor.

[@tgmt20z]

"crash scream raging" was the funniest stream title

[@warbossgegguz679]

8:31 That's going in my binyot noises collection.

[@albers14]

More like... Crash Team Racing *Salt Fueled*

[@speedchannel7196]

albers14 MOLTEN SALT BATTERIES!

[@ivanmiranda841]

Nitro Salted

[@masonhhoffman]

20:35 Vinny watches Dr. T asmr confirmed?

[@all7ofthem716]

I fucking died

[@Liphyrus]

26:55 killed me instantly

[@TSMSnation]

4:08 voice clip for when a video game character falls in a pit

[@光の女神パルテナ-n2x]

I bet that sausage in the thumbnail is a secret *BBQ Pit Boys* sponsorship!

[@FelipeJaquez]

*takes bite of sandwich* Oh jeez hgggh uggh

[@zehn39]

Shh... pepperoni secret.

[@USMC49er]

BBQ Shoes Off -> *On*

[@bingle2484]

GUJGJGGH *JESUS*

[@cjohnson2916]

光の女神パルテナ Ready for the house of sausage.

[@gnbman]

The guy who said "Vinny, this isn't that hard. Hate to break it to you"? I hope he was trolling, because imagine saying that unironically to someone struggling with a game. Absolute unfiltered, sociopathic evil.

[@lekistexas]

15:00 might be my favorite vinny laugh ever

[@MrWolfSnack]

15:00 Vinny turns into a Tickle-Me-Elmo

[@TP-rs5zl]

4:13 Thanks for the random shoutout, gave me a good laugh.

[@0boro]

Good thing Vinny left the game before the microtransactions hit. He is too pure/corrupt for such greed.

[@skirdus367]

I didn't know they added them, but knowing Activision / Blizzard's involvement, I'm 100% unsurprised

[@BoleDaPole]

I'm sure he could get free codes from Activision.

[@Code7Unltd]

@@skirdus367 Yeah, Activision's been acting like Acclaim lately. Makes me think that they wanna go bankrupt. Next, they'll start doing extremely bad marketing stunts for rushed out innovation-less games. Oh, wait...

[@nivonghat7384]

*EA flashbacks intensify*

[@abonnybunny6647]

IIRC (and I probably don't) I think he did say he'd stream it a few more times on the last part, but if so wouldn't be surprised if he noped out the second it became Microtransaction-Fueled. I don't think I've seen him play most of those fee-to-pay types of games.

[@TommyAgramonSeth]

this guy moaned at least this loud: 21:58

[@liopleurodon2000]

7:03 that almost sounded like genuine anger

[@BuNDuM3355]

"Wouldn't it be real if bandicoots were cool" -vinesause 2019

[@rainbowsparkle122]

That end screen almost fooled me. The undertale thumbnail was convincing but the dmc2 one? Nah that'll never happen.

[@thatguynamedhunter]

Rainbowsparkle122 He actually is doing it at some point thanks to a charity incentive

[@rainbowsparkle122]

I havent played any dmc game so i didnt notice that lol

[@rainbowsparkle122]

I know. I said that since vinny would always say he wouldnt play dmc2 before the stream also i guess the thumbnail with bungi the vore frog and ddr would give it away as well

[@rainbowsparkle122]

@@CrystalAshweaver yeah

[@skepticpunk_]

B O O T I P L S

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

Image: electro stimulation applied on a vinemeat

[@-snek.]

Section Two: Ball Stretcher.

[@XSniper74184]

*B D S M*

[@tl2471]

Ah my favorite game Cash Team Racing.

[@jowysw]

Full of pride and accomplishments.

[@paolo2763]

*BINNY PLIS! YOU KNOW GAME! EVERYONE KNOWS GAME! Y U R NOT GUD IN GAME BINNY!? IM GUD IN GAME BINNY!*

[@GamayObera]

The kart game is different, but the amount of *salt* is unmodified.

[@kiddokreations5138]

You know when I first watched Vinny played this I was like "Man this is impossible" but then I played it and learned to drift at every given moment and take every single shortcut and after 40 hours, I beat Crash Cove on Medium.

[@KamiJoJo]

>vinesauce (Highlights) >30 Minutes Seems legit.

[@oscarlama]

20:36 is that a Dr. T. ASMR reference?

[@dededeisdosh4450]

"It really makes you feel like punting babies" -*IGN*

[@JakeWhyman]

"Wouldn't it be real if bandicoots were cool?"

[@kaz.chain.999]

20:11-20:13 *"Vinny Since you Unlocked Vinny you should as Vinny"* I Laughed While Hearing this xd.

[@samtoney2904]

Vinny gets eaten by a plant for 30 minutes

[@idontcareanymore7078]

v o r e

[@cy1763]

Vinny loves his sodium.

[@samuelshock6292]

*sodium chloride

[@JTHECOMENTER]

@@samuelshock6292 dude, is just salt

[@samuelshock6292]

J.THECOMENTER That’s what I said, Sodium Chloride

[@IvoryTears17]

@@samuelshock6292 Yes, sodium chloride is the same as salt, but you could've just said salt instead. Everyone in this town knows you're a boy genius dude, you don't need to say overly large words to sound more intelligent. The fact of the matter is that nobody cares how smart you are. If anything, calling simplistic objects by their scientific name ironically makes you seem less intelligent and more of a pompous asshole. I know you're smart enough to be better than this.

[@seanmartin355]

Billy and Mandy is the hypest shit ever though it's so freaking good

[@toonvoid144]

14:30 Vinny transforms into Serana for a moment there

[@xifani]

"Hey Vinny, what do you do after video games?" "Sausage."

[@0tterhead]

"Roo's Tubes" What a name. I don't think that could *POSSIBLY* be taken out of context.

[@bresh99]

CBT Racing: Salt Fueled

[@Lithobraker]

8:14 When I heard this, I thought of the next lyric too but I didn't expect Vinyev to actually have the same thought!

[@baconlabs]

High-quality remaster of a beloved kart racer: _Woah!_ Sneaky post-launch microtransactions: *_No_*_ -ah!_

[@expendableround6186]

Is it “pay to win?” No? Then this isn’t something to worry about.

[@benpage11]

It is sadly

[@TiStardust]

Expendable Round It is still bad, Pay to Win or not.

[@-snek.]

@@expendableround6186 Good brainless consumer! Who's a good boy? You are!

[@fat5416]

Pussies

[@mattmatt1302]

17:50 that was just downright diabolical

[@AntagonistInPhoenix]

The KZbin-only crowd will never know how many tries level 1 took. LUL

[@TheUltimateToad]

Fullsauce...

[@AntagonistInPhoenix]

@@TheUltimateToad SHIT, I constantly forget that exists. Forgive me Vappy

[@EasySqueezy1]

AntagonistInPhoenix Vappy doesn’t edit anymore

[@Laekith]

Or Tiny Arena

[@NecromancyForKids]

@@AntagonistInPhoenix John Fullsauce is the editor now

[@angusraze9638]

17:52 sounds like the Spy death scream from team fortress 2 it’s terrifying

[@AlterBridgeJericho]

This video is inaccurate, there's no Vinny bumbing into Tiny Arena for 3 hours.

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

17:50 Vinny's version of the "Wilhelm Scream"

[@salmon-stan]

>"Crash Bandicoot is the fastest character in the game" lmao I'm glad my fav boy Komodo Joe got some love, though.

[@salmon-stan]

@@barfyman-wn3id Someone wrote it in chat and Vinny narrated it.

[@ChristopherMoom]

Ah, Crash Team Racing, the game that recently added -micro- *_Nitro-transactions_* Must be Cortex's next plan...

[@splattim3180]

*_funny pun wheezing_*

[@expendableround6186]

Is it “pay to win?” No? Then this isn’t something to worry about.

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

@@barfyman-wn3id Now both sides are accusing one another of following a mob mentality, huh

[@EldritchDoodler4828]

5:05 Huh, never heard of *F U C K* in Mario Kart before. Maybe they’re part of a dlc?

[@Anckermann]

5:55 "Has anyone eaten the hand sanitizer" If only Vinny knew what would've happen in 2020 and Trump's tweets.

[@TheSantorro]

26:52 p e n g u i n z

[@StarscreamsGirl]

they say that during childbirth, it's almost possible to imagine the pain of losing first place to Dr. Neo Cortex in Roo's Tubes by .06 seconds

[@rtp6343]

“Wouldn’t it be real if bandicoots were cool”

[@lugi5215]

what the fuck

[@rtp6343]

@@lugi5215 brother

[@BlueStarYoshi3]

9:25 ¨thats penises¨ .......owo ¨double penises¨ .....OwO

[@andrewrobotbuilder]

"I thought he was gonna pull out a, fuckin' luger" "Hey Mario, it's me!" "No a luger, Luigi. Not Lugi; luger. It's a pistol. You didn't make it" My sides!

[@bigdilfenergy6217]

Sometimes I think I'm the unluckiest guy in the world. Then I watch Vinny play a racing game.

[@homesquared]

20:49 A lap is a lap. You can't say it's only a half

[@Sr_Santana195]

Sosig.

[@_V.Va_]

ßoßij.

[@Jacob-mu3dj]

The title should have been: [Vinesauce] Vinny - Salt Team Racing Salt-Fueled

[@blocknight1]

10:08 is underrated, especially with the TNT drive-by and that little "aa-"

[@trekkinmain4974]

2 year anniversary of this masterpiece

[@AlexTenThousand]

#Fugghettagettbouttait

[@wariotalkingwithoutlungs]

Well Crash Cove is traditionally considered the first track and you never played any ctr before, however there is still an unnecessary difficulty level at medium

[@TheLateLordKardok]

13:09 The "bumbing into walls" line sticks in my mind at all times, even this many years later.

[@2minuss]

That rendition of the Queen-Song was more than just great! Edit: I love the "Luger"-Joke more than I should!

[@grandmelon4077]

23:54 "Keeping the blue flame for half the track is absolutely absurd" Don't even attempt some of the Time Trails lmao

[@hecatia666]

I swear I never heard someone say "F O I S T" Then again... Being a Chilean makes impossible to hear more english accents

[@toypop96]

While all the salt in this is good(?), listening to Vinny’s genuine, unfiltered rage at 2:18 and 21:58 kills me every time.

[@tomwills5231]

Moral of the story: if you play ctr like mario kart, then you are going to have a bad time.

[@mscup8814]

Crash Team Raging: Salt Fueled

[@Lemuzaurio_streams]

12:21 the lonk for DDR giggle bone edition is broken, fix pleez

[@randomatorPHD]

That mid-video end card with the crab level thumbnails really got me.

[@alexanderthomas3187]

There's something about mascot kart racers that brings out Vinny's inner salt. Also, I legit thought 12:20 was the end of the video until I looked at the other games.

[@Jack_Woods]

**Looks at DmC 2** _...biNn_

[@WasabiKitCat]

Same, I was like "wtf when did Vinny play Undertale how did I miss that" until I realized the joke.

[@superultramegasonic1]

oxide is actualy harder in the older game. hitting him rockets, and bombs wont make him tumble. only spin. have to use the mask and bubble sheild to make him tumble.

[@bibblyboing]

only *WHAT*

[@superultramegasonic1]

@@bibblyboing he only spins out when you hit him with any other weapon besides masks and sheilds.

[@bibblyboing]

@@superultramegasonic1 HE ONLY *WHAT’S* OUT

[@ordo3297]

That jape end screen with the jape Undertale video almost gave me a heart attack.