[Vinesauce] Vinny - Awful Pizza Review #3

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[@DrNotnert]

I can't tell if Vinny is continuing this series because he enjoys doing it, or keeps seeing pizzas that he hates so much that he has to complain about them

[@HellfireComms]

It's his duty as an Italian to right these wrongs. A blood debt must be paid in blood.

[@ImpossibleCakePro]

@@HellfireComms or in this case, sauce debts

[@drantigon]

People send these pizza's to him, whether he likes it or not

[@lasarousi]

A little but of column a, a little but of column c

[@stalwartarjuna]

I think this is also (at least partially) his honest attempt at enlightening the least pizza-cultured among his viewers, so they won't get ripped off on the off chance that they might ever go to NYC.

[@qwertyuiopman100]

i work in a pizza restaurant, but i keep forgetting to make dangerous pizzas to submit to vinny. somebody ordered a large with no sauce, no cheese, mushroom garlic and onion the other day tho. not that bad, but definitely wario tier

[@kukelhupf]

As a member of this community it is your duty to push the pizza envelope beyond what has been thought possible. I'll be awaiting your creations when the next moon hits your eye like big pizza pie.

[@spongbros]

It's just garlic bread at that point.

[@LuvzToLol21]

So they just ordered garlic bread?

[@JacobKinsley]

Vegan garlic bread

[@MrHack4never]

Who puts mushrooms on garlic bread?

[@williamdunbar2802]

The New Yorker really comes out in Vinny when he says “Fuck off” at the bad comedy pizza

[@RetroWrites-de7ih]

Either that or from hanging around with Joel.

[@Lonestarz95]

Even if vinny doesn't do another one, the fact we got a trilogy makes my life feel content with the pizza reviews.

[@luigimaster111]

Why do these pizza reviews feel like performance art? Vinny could do this presentation in an art museum next to the Mona lisa and nobody would bat an eye.

[@TheFlamingMarshmallow]

It feels like I should be watching this in one of those little documentary viewing rooms at museums and the exhibit is pizza

[@farlado5459]

Someone's gonna make an ASMR of that, mark my words

[@JollyFigNut]

That Dante's Digornio pizza is more cursed than you may realize, it implies that you eat it from the CRUST first!

[@samsammich8465]

If those peppers were pickled I could see it being eaten as Jesus intended.

[@edgelux3381]

actually the levels of hell get colder as you go down so its accurate

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

@@edgelux3381 Genius reply

[@volcanic9120]

My sister actually does this and it's terrifying

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

To be fair, and I vehemently refuse to do it myself, by eating the crust first you get the least good part of it out of the way. And then make a huge mess trying to eat you now handle-less pizza.

[@subparlario4916]

5:00 "I'm sure there are people who will swear by Billy's Goes Bananas." Joel. You're thinking of Joel.

[@ping7531]

from dissing kebab pizza to dissing banana pizza. joel is going to start world war iii with vinny

[@redacted7134]

Didn't he actually do that? In his fruit tier list video I'm pretty sure he pulled up that exact same image.

[@subparlario4916]

@@redacted7134 Yeah, that was what I was referencing.

[@cobgod1415]

swedish "people" try not to eat absolutely disgusting inedible food challenge (impossible)

[@duroorud527]

Sounds pretty good :)

[@fukyomammason]

“Are the pizza ramparts crackers?” Is such a gloriously insane sentence that makes complete sense in context.

[@kevinm5940]

I read this comment before watching the video, and I can confirm that it makes no sense out of context.

[@Leo17453]

they are actually miniature pies

[@marcoklepsky]

@@Leo17453 No, they are pizza ramparts

[@ImmaLittlePip]

Live in a pod, work in a cage, eat the cricket pizza

[@maianmaian449]

You vill eat ze cursed pizza

[@Mother3pla3r]

you will eat bug pizza and you will be happy

[@duroorud527]

Pizza with pro tine

[@CatPianoClassics]

I hope that next time Vinny does this he invites Mike or Joel to bring in a second opinion

[@hotbrick4609]

This is a DEMAND!

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

Joel would be funny, he ate an entire bag of bean boozled on stream a few days ago and enjoyed it. There's no doubt in my mind that he'd say something like 'Hmm, no I'd try a piece of that' while they're looking at an absolute rat puke of a pizza and Vinny would end up murdering him live on stream.

[@plank9484]

@@SwizzleDrizzl bro i have to know what stream he ate the beans on

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

@@plank9484 Fren's birthday stream, it happens after he plays the Fren-themed FNF mod!

[@FoxerTails]

The council will decide these pizzas fate.

[@overwatch1774]

One of the earliest Neapolitan pizzas from the 16th century had dates, figs, pine nuts and cinnamon and it was more like a pie than a flatbread, like a modern day pizza.

[@painovoimaton]

that sounds kinda nice actually

[@duroorud527]

Yummy

[@Dragonpsychologist]

Vinny’s was spared the trauma of fully comprehending the horror of the natto pizza

[@Dinofly4]

A lovecraftian level threat, if he even attempted to comprehend he would be in an asylum

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

Oh... _OH NO_

[@gipgip01]

oh shit oh fuck

[@m7in]

what's the natto pizza? can you give me a timestamp?

[@duroorud527]

@@m7in 37:12

[@Glory2Snowstar]

I want a Vinny & ReviewBrah collab on this important subject matter ASAP.

[@KaiserMazoku]

pls make this happen binyot

[@Olumin37]

Sadly I doubt john would be up for that.

[@deanc9195]

For me personally, this beats corruptions… I love seeing Vinny genuinely wound up about pizza of all things

[@Blakbox92]

Honestly some of these pizzas are getting me mad too

[@Trashboat444]

I have this hypothetical I ask all my friends called the "one large pepperoni question", where you go to a pizza shop and order "one large pepperoni pizza" and you get the pizza and there's one pepperoni on it almost as large as the pizza. Would you be fine with it, or angry?

[@beesree39]

I'd love that tbh

[@oldmanbaleb]

Id be fine with it because I don't think I ever get enough pepperoni on my pizzas even if I order a double or triple

[@MitoNova583]

honestly I'd eat that

[@WhimsicottFanatic]

Honestly, I'd be impressed more than anything that they'd apparently have a pepperoni link that big

[@goooooooooober]

weird thing about the dante pizza is that it’s sorta backwards. if you were to bite into a slice, the first thing you’d taste is the carolina reaper, instead of working your way up with the heat

[@masonasaro2118]

You're supposed to eat it crust first, like a certain former president

[@beesree39]

no it isn't, it's about the design, not the eating experience.

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

@@masonasaro2118 That was Stuffed Crust Pizza, which they were advertising as "so cheesy you should eat the crust first." It was just a marketing gimmick.

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

In Dante's The Divine Comedy, Hell's First Circle is the hottest while the Ninth is completely frozen over. The person who made it knew what they were doing.

[@MysteryBen27]

I have had that """"American Pizza""""" (the one with the fries on it) at a Japanese food court at one point, and yeah it was specifically labeled as "American Pizza". So if that pic was in fact in Italy, there are ATLEAST two countries that has "American Pizza" mean "Fries on Pizza". ....I mean it was FINE, it was just... really basic pizza with fries on it...

[@FlakDraakon]

I think I see a pack of chopsticks on the table in the pic, so maybe it is just a Japan thing? Though it's definitely possible multiple countries do it.

[@spongbros]

Where I come from, it's called a "London". No-one seems to know why (least of all Londoners).

[@nintonintendo1]

Italian here, American pizza is lebeled as "pizza with fries and wurstel slices"

[@StephanosBlack]

It was everywhere in Italy when I went

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

I've seen this before, but we call it a "London". I'm in Canada too so it's not like I'm in a non-English speaking country

[@anotherlight8]

for anyone wondering, the stuff ontop of the pizza at 37:12 is natto, iirc it's fermented soybean!

[@partyinthecloudkingdom]

it is soybeans, thats correct! the person taking the photo was using chopsticks to eat it because you're supposed to stir natto with chopsticks to make it stringy before eating it

[@SirRobertDole2]

yeah a friend of mine eats them and i tried one once. It tasted like actual rotting garbage.

[@TomJakobW]

I’m pretty sure it’s actually rather fermented smegma, judging from the smell.

[@peepysprite]

They're eating the beans with chopsticks because that's natto, which is a stinky, stringy fermented soybean dish. You vigorously stir it to maximize the MUKE and then hit it with mustard, can be eaten on top of rice with an egg too.

[@steelplasma256]

37:12

[@dragonslayermasterornstein83]

Nah, eng dub bobobobo taught me that those beans have spider webs In them

[@uemochi9316]

If you can get over the texture Natto tastes quite good....as for the smell....to me it smells like if coffee had B.O.....which isn't great but I've smelled worse

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

@@dragonslayermasterornstein83 this is the best comment I've read all day

[@axelolord]

I first tasted Natto out of curiosity and it was tough to get through. The taste is so strong, the texture so weird. I hated it. But then the next time I went to the place I had to take it again. And now every time I go there I have to. It's probably my favorite all-times side-dish. It's almost an addiction it's so tasty when you get over the initial weirdness. Or I just have severe vitamin D deficiency which it apparently is great for. Probably that. Love it either way.

[@aeronovus]

Vinny, do a collab with Joel or Mike about this and it would be a very VIGOROUS debate.

[@Jaricko]

30:34 It straight up looks like a cat walked up to smell the pizza, took one sniff and then vomited all over the pizza.

[@bigstylecreations]

The tragic thing with the carolina reaper pepper is that it's super tasty. Hot sauces that include reaper or apollo puree taste super good but are so past unreasonably hot... It's a shame. I've found things that are reaper "flavored" usually just taste like shit; super acidic and capsaicin extract just added in.

[@KoopaKrump]

The internal organ ruining heat protecting the best tasting peppers sounds a bit like some of the super poisonous mushrooms.

[@maple...]

@@asdadsgsaadasf6043 people do pay attention to the flavor, its not as rare as you think. i actually like the taste of jalapenos, and i could take or leave their spice.

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

@@maple... Yes, but a lot of people focus more on the heat than the flavor. Some hot sauces that claim call themselves "ghost", "reaper", "scorpion", etc. only do so for recognition and never claim to have the actual type of pepper in them. It's just bell pepper with added capsaicin. Assuming it's not just straight vinegar.

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

@@asdadsgsaadasf6043 I love the taste of jalapenos, after upping my spice tolerance I realized they taste like spicy pickles and now I eat slices of them straight

[@markguyton2868]

I like how his responses to these _"pizzas"_ range from audible hatred to "I'd try it... but why??"

[@chemergency]

"...can't we just sit down and eat a piece of Tide Pod pizza together? Just hash things out like adults?"

[@Bluerage98]

Jesus crust that bean and egg pizza is so Bri'ish Also back when I worked at a pizza place I made a deep dish crust with marinara sauce, cheese, and then I scrambled an egg on top and threw it in the oven and it wasn't half bad at all for breakfast

[@SpicyAvocado]

Your Vinny sound bites of the video are right here: 5:50 16:15 16:50 18:17 27:09 (out of context this one is great) 35:35 38:06 39:55

[@Lucas-db2jq]

His reaction to some of these can be a little intense. Like, the Pringles pizza one feels like he is about to pull out a glock and give the makers a piece of his mind AND a piece of lead.

[@First-Name_Last-Name]

"A piece of lead, thru the head, Splatters pieces of the mind, And also brings a peace of mind" - Rudyard Kipling

[@jariu9612]

I was not prepared for the fraction of a moment of such raw and readable yet controlled anger.

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

Leave a piece of their mind on the wall

[@novarat4089]

its in his Italian genes to turn aggressive at the sight of a bad pizza

[@jakeroth675]

The idea of durian pizza and the image of it conjures two words to mind - hot vomit. Eating warm durian is like being approached on the street by a stranger who has just finished eating a pile of hot dog shit, having him grab the sides of you head without warning and vomit aggressively onto the back of your throat. It's truly amazing that it's even considered food. What's super fucked about it though is that if it's cold enough it tastes *good*. At ice cream temperatures it's got ice cream flavor. You just need to swallow it before it warms on your tongue or your body won't let you. And the pizza on that box was warm. It was very warm.

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

Can confirm after eating durian ice cream on a humid summer's day in China. As soon as it started to melt, I realized what horrible mistake I made in buying it in the first place.

[@StephanosBlack]

Durian is great. I'd eat that in a heartbeat.

[@ZeroFische]

@@StephanosBlack do you use deodorant?

[@StephanosBlack]

@@ZeroFische Of course. What does that have to do with eating certain foods? "People that like eating garlic must not use deodorant". Is that your logic?

[@TomJakobW]

⁠​⁠@@ZeroFische of course I do, what does that have to do with eating certain foods? i also lick my dogs as*hole after he’s done shitting, what’s your point?

[@DolusVulpes]

Fun fact: Spam pizza is more Hawaiian than actual Hawaiian pizza.

[@Blakbox92]

Hawaiian Pizza is actually Canadian, and the name originally comes from the brand of canned pineapples used to make the pizza.

[@DolusVulpes]

@@Blakbox92 and pineapples are actually from the forests of South America, specifically from somewhere near or in Brazil.

[@frankjohnson123]

6:25 Vinny the English major and Italian seemingly misses the Dante's Inferno joke

[@natanvelazquez2270]

VINNY PLS

[@Darkfreed0m]

DUNTE ES BAEST. HE SHÜT DE GAN

[@Garvyle]

the thing that's hilarious about that specific pizza is that technically your first bite would be the spiciest because the ghost pepper is in the center. its like you'll be born in the depths of hell and then you'll have to claw your way back to the proverbial "surface" of the crust of the pizza lmao

[@shrimpcommodore8423]

Because a 6th-grade level cultural reference does not a joke make? "Look! It's just like the thing" is a joke so lazy, the only appropriate reaction is to ignore it completely. This is Seth MacFarlane comedy, come on

[@frankjohnson123]

@@shrimpcommodore8423 it's a cute pun that works well with the image, why are you expecting master level comedy from a meme pizza?

[@99sins]

After getting too accustomed to cursed AI images, this is exactly what I need to tickle that Society ™ level pain and suffering that cursed images are supposed to give me.

[@JamienautMark2]

I have a phobia of bugs so they made me cringe, but that bologna and ketchup on had me gagging.

[@gabe0038]

All of these pizzas make me want to get real pizza to cleanse my pallet

[@Kevster5]

The one at 30:00 looks like the super mario sunshine goop texture

[@LolaliciousSmiley]

The single pepperoni might be there to tag that particular pizza. We used to do that to signify extra sauce or whatever, then just peel off the pep and badabingobangou. *Also, we used to make a crust only pizza for someone pretty often. It was for a young kid with autism that only liked the crust.

[@SC_3]

I really hope that kid enjoyed it. Ya'll are good people :)

[@rovalin6300]

All the kids with autism got your back, homes.

[@lovelesswish1972]

Low key wholesome tbh

[@redDawnyy]

as someone who loves pizza crust i would buy a crust-only pizza

[@madmanmortonyt4890]

I was probably that kid lmao

[@RainingMetal]

If it weren't for the Mac & Cheese Pizza, I'd absolutely put Cheese on Toppings as Chaotic Evil.

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

I still would, Mac and Cheese is Chaotic Neutral at worst.

[@duroorud527]

No toppings, just cheese and sauce :)

[@thag_simmons]

I genuinely don't know how my people survived after god knows how long we spent eating century eggs and drinking raw mercury. don't worry, that one's a sin against us, too.

[@theworldoflivvy3150]

Supposedly century eggs are sterile? For as sterile as something riddled with ammonia can be anyway. Also what do you mean "raw" mercury Like... I don't think boiling it would make it any better, lol. Also don't feel too bad, Europeans ate off of lead plates, drank out of lead cups, and used lead in makeup. So... China is far from the only place that just casually ingested dangerous metals. Although I guess China still uses lead in paint for some reason.

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

No no no, you got it all wrong- we rubbed raw mercury on our skin! RADIUM was the one we drank!

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

Would it be better if the mercury was cooked? Or perhaps boiled?

[@ImpeccableExplanation]

@@CWINDOWSsystem32 You look at the mercury and think about how delicious it would be. You think about how delicious it would be if you ate it raw. You think about how delicious it would be if you ate it cooked

[@RGRoyArts]

That 3rd pizza at 2:48 appears to be that Meat Pie Pizza, iirc from Australia Pizza Hut. Also the Hawaiian Canned Spaghetti Pizza was released because a former prime minister of New Zealand posted his own homemade one online and it went viral

[@madmanmortonyt4890]

35:08 Damn. Now I understand why he asked for a boneless pizza...

[@sainoflycianleague4170]

Is it weird that there are a few of these pizzas I'd try Like the chilli rellenos pizza

[@Noxx55]

6:34 The Carolina Reaper should be replaced with mint to better fit Dante's Inferno. The lowest circle of hell was for treachery, and those sent there were frozen into an icy lake because they were so far from God's light, just like many of these pizzas.

[@Lovethrust]

This video feels like that one scene in Harry Potter where Harry has to forcefeed Dumbledore cursed water to get a horcrux, except it's Binny and us with some cursed pizza instead.

[@Wikkler]

The pear/brie pizza is probably better than it looks but I'm not comfortable calling it a pizza. I had an arugula and date pizza once which was great but stretches my definition of pizza, especially with the amount they gave me. I feel like if you don't call it pizza and call it a "flatbread" or something then it's less egregious.

[@pharoahcaraboo9610]

Arugula, date, and prosciutto pizza is definitely my favorite ‘hipster’ type pizza tbh.

[@rovalin6300]

I've made some hipster pizzas and, honestly, as much as I prefer REAL, REGULAR pizzas, brie/apples/dates/walnuts/balsamic/arugala wasn't at all terrible.

[@crust9889]

I've had those pizzas too, and regardless of how you define they're actually good imo. The combination works in the end, but I've also had that combination on a flatbread... so I guess it's a pizza-shaped flatbreadlike..

[@jonathanc6746]

I had a flatbread that was bacon, grapes, and balsamic glaze and it worked really well

[@DS-ib8ih]

[insert generic sentence like "isnt pizza literally a specific kind of flatbread" that has nothing to do with the original intention of the comment in the first place and is just pointing out semantics in an obnoxious tone for no reason]

[@Valliac]

It's not legit without 'Italian Vinny™" at the start

[@huhusmremre]

There's a pizza place in my town that does a goddamn insidious "extra spicy" pizza. It has jalapenos, habaneros and I think ghost peppers on it, but here's the kicker! You'd think you could have some crust to help with the heat, maybe pick some peppers off if you're reaching your limit? Nope. They put ghost pepper extract in the dough AND the cheese. And you won't know until you try it because they don't advertise that. It's diabolical.

[@LQLAssassin]

A restaurant in my area does a Stuffed Chicken Parm pizza, which sounds and looks good. Visually it looks like just breaded chicken, tomato sauce, and Parmesan cheese stuffed in a slice of pizza, but as soon as you take a bite of it you are sorely mistaken. It is 5% chicken, and 95% SPAGHETTI 🤣🤣🤣

[@Corndog52]

“is that beef stroganoff or something?” kid named beef:

[@fabianh5811]

17:35 I think Gach is already some kind of hot worms or something. However, this gives me a great idea for a pizza.

[@GrampaSheevie]

This is just a slideshow of neopets food made real

[@spunklord5000]

This is one of my favorite series Vinny has done. Nothing beats the unadulterated disgust and fear that comes with witnessing of some of these true disaster pizzas

[@waxwinged_hound]

30:30 the comedic timing of that music starting, though.

[@angusmccall3400]

MY FAVORITE series is back, let's go, vinny you're the best!

[@LuciaLaVA]

The shame in Vinny's voice when he said he'd eat the pizza burger

[@piplupfan4053]

The pizzas with bugs on them are a crime against every living species even the species that are used to make pizzas The fact there are multiple pizzas in this video is disgusting Stop it

[@SleepyPupper]

5:56 seen it happen, wooden stick to the eye is really fun because your friends and your family wanted to be "original" for the internet people. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WEAR AN EYEPATCH ALL YOUR LIFE!

[@JomasterTheSecond]

Starting this one off strong with an American cheese and mould pizza. 10/10, great expectation setter.

[@DanielvSperber]

I saw that pie and instantly (and I’m convinced correctly) identified it as a Kraft singles and bird shit pizza.

[@duroorud527]

Looks like someone scrapped something off a dish from a lazy man's house then put it on murica cheese

[@EpicBoss-]

Free penicillin

[@Prism00n]

one issue i have with the dante‘s digiorno: the point of the pizza, i think, is probably to go from least to most spicy. that would make sense if you were eating the pizza whole, like you would a cookie. however, since you are cutting the pizza and probably (hopefully) not eating it crust first, you’d be going from hottest to least hot if you used the displayed order of peppers. the order of the peppers should be swapped so bell is in the center and carolina reaper is on the outside!

[@whiteydiamond]

Fighting my phone to keep everything lowercase is dope

[@Prism00n]

@@whiteydiamond my phone‘s keyboard settings are on lowercase

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

In Dante's Inferno, the lower you go into Hell, the colder it gets. The lowest circle where Satan himself is chained is frozen over.

[@ChargeQM]

But then you get barely any mild peppers and way too many overly spicy peppers! The way it is, is fine. Just eat it from the outside, and see how far you make it before tapping out. I guarantee only the truly masochistic or those with something to prove will get to the Reaper.

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

@@ChargeQM This pizza is meant to be a food version of hell, it isn't supposed to be pleasant. Why anyone would want to do something they have no enjoyment of as a choice, I cannot say.

[@TurtleRhythm]

How has this series been going on without seeing the infamous 'None pizza with left beef' yet??

[@archiepattinson9443]

I can confirm kebab pizza is quite a popular order in the north east of england and it is sometimes referred to as "geordie pizza"; its actually surprisingly good. Pizza review is quickly becoming one of my favourite segments thank you vinny

[@NarcoBlitzXtra]

I have COVID right now and your videos are the only thing keeping me sane, thank you Vinny :)

[@splat20]

My theory on the pear, brie and walnut pizza is that its essentially a cheese board as a main course rather than an after dinner course. I think the tar pizza is probably either soy sauce or more likely barbeque sauce. Turns out any dark sauce mixed with cheese is gonna look rank.

[@mrpingasman3079]

Oh boy it’s 10:30 at night and it’s time for clown pizza

[@tripdefect87]

Has Vinny ever seen the video where James from Cinemassacre tries all those different pizza flavors from the old 80's TMNT cartoon? Because I'd be curious to see his take on that

[@asukalangleysoryu6695]

39:10 Vinny's mask is slipping again. We know the New York vlog was a psyop.

[@Lyezech]

I think the penny pizza was a "dollar slice" reference, a New York staple

[@Harpotos]

"Bean Dribble on Tiny Baloney" Is a banger album name for a Psych Metal band.

[@tjlnintendo]

10:28 Vincent becomes a stray cat girl

[@GrampaSheevie]

4:08 looks like the glow in the dark stars you can stick on the wall of your bedroom as a kid

[@beef5010]

37:17 for anyone (understandably) confused by what they’re looking at here, this is Natto. A Japanese fermented bean dish. So not only is it bean pizza, it’s fermented soybean pizza! And no, eating it with chopsticks is in fact not japes, it’s super sticky so it can be picked up in clumps with chopsticks.

[@mrabdil01]

I can confirm, "Burn the shit out of it" has been said to me while I made pizzas

[@musicsheep9816]

37:12 Those beans are specifically Natto. It's fermented soy beans. Extremely healthy but they smell and taste fucking horrible. The chopsticks are because Natto is a Japanese dish.

[@azeria1]

This series is one of the best series yet like the vinny version of jowls wish and geoguesser streams

[@EpicBoss-]

Vinny played geoguessr too and I want him to play it with Joel

[@KimiOmega]

30:34 Shart flavoured.

[@TakeNoShift]

22:07 I don't expect Vinny to see this, but two L's together like that is pronounced like a Y. So it would be like saying rey-enos, and chile would be pronounced more like chee-leh.

[@abbeybrickner6603]

Hearing an Italian man grade different pizzas is oddly comforting

[@dragonheadthing]

38:19. I've had pea pizza. In the early 90s there was a TMNT pizza cookbook with pizzas that could be made on bagels. Pea pizza was one of them. Was actually quite nice.

[@shiethegal]

41:40 I'd probably eat this unironically. I remember Red Robin has this Ramen Burger for a while, where cooked ramen noodles were used as the bun, and I remember liking it, so ramen noodle pizza doesn't sound so weird to me.

[@crunchytoast4993]

Growing up in a Hispanic household, "mordida" (the name of the act of shoving someone's face into a cake) was something I always hated and always happened at birthday parties. a waste of food and I never found it funny.

[@duroorud527]

I was dragged along to large house parties of deaf people as a kid who did that a lot

[@EpicBoss-]

At least put the candles out first right?

[@billiamtrillion]

The pizza at 5:59 looks like it would’ve been some kind of gag in Conker’s Bad Fur day

[@Trashboat444]

Have you guys ever had a sourdough crust pizza? I've heard some artisan places do it, but have never had it. Sounds delish honestly

[@arcadebumstead3143]

I'm the guy who really loves pears as a pizza topping. They're better with gorgonzola than brie though.

[@JacobKinsley]

Pizza with white rice is like something a suburban mom would make when she goes over schedule watching daytime television and doesn't have time to make a proper meal for the kids coming home from school

[@firetiger1021]

You are like if the show Seinfeld was a person

[@Hal9000ize]

Jerry Seinfeld is a real person

[@guttsu]

No funny joke but at least in the north of Italy I've had gorgonzola and pear pizza at a few places. They slice the pear real thin and it cooks up nicely, and pairs very well with the sharp cheese. Do recommend.

[@kinnikuboneman]

Real Italian pizza is the goat

[@No1TypeC]

The next one should be all AI generated. Then we can save up more real Pizzas for Part 5.

[@Hwyadylaw]

There's a lot of food pictures on the internet, so AI image generators tend to be very good at it

[@Loop_Kat]

13:40 That isn't a pizza, it's the aftermath of nuking Megaton in Fallout 3

[@lethauntic]

4:24 I think that it's worth putting this into perspective: If that was just toast instead of pizza shaped dough, then Vin probably wouldn't have any issue with it. Make the bread round, though... OOF! Don't get me wrong, the eggs do look, uh, not really cooked, but that wasn't even the main issue to Vin. I'm not saying that it looks good either, but that if it was square toast it would be A-OK. Though I'd also feel very strange calling that pizza. I don't quite understand a lot of the pizza opinions, though. To Vin pizza is just cheese, sauce, and dough. If you wanna get extra *_extra_* wild, add a little pepperoni. Everything else is "not necessary" and drags down the taste. I'm not saying anything goes or that all of this looks good, to be clear, as if that's needed. I'm more just saying that something a little different than just cheese isn't that crazy. I feel like at some point it's the opposite of having 'good taste' y'know?

[@barrothontherocks3325]

traditional toppings and sauces are pretty set by now for most people not just vinny plus some things just make more sense as a sandwich or salad. moving the order or amount of the bread changes a lot. you can't just say that because you have a chicken sandwich and a salad with bread lettuce chicken and ranch that lettuce is also going to be good on a pizza

[@DangerB0ne]

When I was in Germany the local kebab shop next to base had a menu item translated as "Turkish pizza" (lahmacun was the German word iirc). They sold it as a regular kebab (think burrito form factor). Absolutely delicious and absolutely not pizza.

[@oldmanbaleb]

Brie and pear grilled cheese sandwiches are getting pretty popular

[@nietzschesncream8833]

I am here to rep it. Cook it right, and make sure the pear is proper ripe, and it can be the bomb, so long as you don’t hate pear that is.

[@nobodyimportant4778]

That spam pizza would probably be damn good with like half as much spam on the center. As it is, it'll be overpoweringly salty.

[@kraunkkremlin5986]

My name's Krunch Eh heh ha ha

[@ghostkiie]

6:00 THANK YOU , SOMEONE GETS IT

[@azeria1]

The pizza at 23 minutes is definitely bad school cafeteria pizza

[@samsammich8465]

Pickle pizza probably isnt that bad. I mean you've got anchovy pizza. Its probably like a lesser version of that, salty but not as overwhelmingly so. Also on a side note whatever country that these cricket pizzas are coming from should be invaded and their pizzas destroyed.

[@catsnuggie]

the world is small, the internet is vast, vinny knows chriddof's work, and the loop is complete. i may now pass away in peace

[@MeinCouch123]

29:48 unironically scared the shit out of me

[@Gubru]

yeah what the fuck is that?

[@JosephReference]

not to be a weeb but 37:12 is japanese cuisine called Natto put on rice or bread. a fermented slimy soy bean, it's apparently good for the health but the texture is hit or miss and the smell is bad. i eat it, it's a good power breakfast

[@redboi8913]

Some of these are genuine attempts at pizzas But the joke pizzas I gotta wonder how many homeless people we could of fed with those wasted ingredients.

[@mulatso7959]

8

[@Jose-zl9wy]

@@mulatso7959 maybe even 9🙄🙄

[@eatachodeutube]

I remember making a novelty pizza years ago when I worked at Whole Food's. Balsamic Reduction for the sauce, red onion, goat cheese, maple candied pecans, and maybe something else can't recall entirely. This is my confession for my pizza sin i'm sorry!

[@TheMatabus]

… I’d eat that.

[@nietzschesncream8833]

Throw on some thinly sliced potatoes, and olive oil and I’d die for it

[@LuvzToLol21]

29:18 That's crust with activated charcoal in the dough, that's why it's black. There's some pizza chains in Canada like Pizza Nova and Pizza Pizza that have it as an option because it's apparently healthier or something.

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

Because some people THINK it's healthier, maybe. There probably isn't much benefit to eating it that way. Being mixed in the dough probably neutralizes any benefit it offers, so it likely just tastes burnt.

[@user-zn5zr2ed3x]

@@OtakuUnitedStudio just eat charcoal after, why would you ruin the dish, i dont get this people

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

@@user-zn5zr2ed3x Charcoal isn't food. You shouldn't be eating it at all. There are some people who claim it has health benefits, but actual medical use is limited. It can be used to help slow down the effects of drugs or poisons, but just adding it to food as an ingredient is the kind of falsehood believed by people who think you need to "detox".