[Vinesauce] Vinny - Video Game Food Review

[@hassanico9999]

How did no one submit the goddamn Yakuza 7 bread loaf?! It's not even anything special, it's just goddamn plain bread, but the animation work on it, jesus christ.

[@HardDiskDog]

this wording reads like an avgn rant

[@OpThomastic118]

EXACTLY. That animation is so bewilderingly impressive that it takes you out of a rather serious, emotional scene for a moment.

[@TrueLadyEvilChan]

Fucking love Yakuza 7. It was so good. Like that bread.

[@Popcorn_Pillow]

Or almirs toast. Its just comically large bread

[@TheJrMudkipz]

Or the yakuza 0 sashimi scene

[@WDWatameVirus]

Vinny should do a 2 hours segment that's just him eating a Tubby Custard while watching and ranking every Teletubbies episodes (definitely not a torture stream)

[@styno9295]

Charity incentive : end the tubby custard marathon

[@TallTapper]

watame virbus what do i do for life now

[@bkebradley]

He has to eat it out of the bowl with the straw built in

[@moushindeiru9769]

While dressed as a telletubby

[@3dPalmTree]

hello watame virus fan of Hololive streamer Tsunomaki Watame (we are both ill)

[@DrNotnert]

The latest segment of the Vinesauce Food Review saga. I hope this culminates into Vinny doing a cooking video of his own, after all it is the 10 year anniversary of "Cooking With Vinesauce"

[@smivan.]

I've been enjoying these so much, very chill vibes.

[@ocotoYT]

We will finally get the recipe for the Blood Bagel

[@voxlvalyx]

frooty jooce returns

[@willfreedo]

And let us not forget Pudding Drop, a culinary masterclass on how to drop pudding.

[@RoastCDuck]

I guess Vinny Vinty and the Stinky Pinky dosn't wants to make a kitchen mess on stream at 2am. Fair reason, swedish food was good enough.

[@joorak6366]

17:25 that burger looks like the kind of burgers you'd find at those weirdo challenge restaurants that advertise stuff like "if you can eat this whole 50 pound burger in 30 minutes, you get free meals for life" or something. They always have such awful names too, like CRAZY JEFF'S SLOPPY FUCK BURGER

[@stoneapollyon8313]

“COME AND TRY OUR NEW HEART STOPPER BURGER AT CRAZY JOES”

[@Benjamin-tr4jr]

theres a place near me that makes burgers that look almost identical and holy fuck they taste damn good, granted im a burger snob

[@AwkwardTurtle_]

At what point do the names of these challenge burgers overlap with where Vinny finds a cursed Nintendo cartridge.

[@JacobKinsley]

It looks like five guys

[@EggnogKL]

This comment reads like something jabroni mike would say upon looking at that burger

[@scoobysnax]

i'm so upset that no one submitted Neopets food. if Vinny acted like that when exposed to Webkinz food, i think he might genuinely cry over Neopets food.

[@Havokwreaker]

Almost Gummy Rat, Rotten Jhudora Day Negg, and anything from the freaking Grundo Space Center Cafeteria.

[@OGSumo]

Food is often inconsequential in non-cooking games (either just replenish health or micro buffs) which is also why I love when devs let us customize and cook what we want. I know selecting a balanced meal that looks good and is something my irl palette would enjoy does nothing for my character, but it’s just a small amount of player expression that I like.

[@lizzya.2861]

As someone who grew up with Webkinz and hates the changes they did with it, hearing Vinny say “fuck Webkinz” brings me so much joy

[@jackpumpoen]

i also grew with it but dont remember much, what’d they do to it

[@animepsyclone]

same here, but for you jack, iirc they 3d'd it

[@lizzya.2861]

@@jackpumpoen They made a lot of things exclusive to deluxe members. I couldn’t play my favorite childhood games without paying money. Also, there’s a lot of bugs that they never fixed.

[@junolysses]

webkinz deleted my childhood account with a ton of rare shit. yeah fuck them too

[@bibitta]

Star fragments are based off of Japanese candy which is why they were included. If you’ve watched Spirited Away it’s what she feeds to the coal soot mites

[@medoli900]

They are called Konpeito btw. It's just colored crystallized sugar.

[@PanAthens]

@@medoli900 sometimes it's flavored too I think, ex. melon flavor I could be misremembering though

[@militarykobold]

It's also star bits in Mario Galaxy

[@SlyHikari03]

@@medoli900yup.

[@TTIOTT]

Okay weebs

[@catchupichu]

Yes description, this video indeed has Vinny talking about a Nintendo Direct

[@WDWatameVirus]

Ffs last direct was about Farming games and now everything is just Cooking simulators, goddamn you Nintendo

[@MrHack4never]

10:07 Calling those proper sausages "glizzies" is heresy

[@TheArchivistArchive]

"Is this just strawberry cake or red velvet?" Vinny says, to a cake with raspberries on it.

[@medoli900]

Still could be red velvet.

[@MadContendery]

it could also be cyanide flavor

[@SamLovesMovies25]

29:08 there is a common Japanese candy that is just little sugar crystal-y things shaped like that, so that is actually a real thing. They also appear in Spirited Away when Lin feeds the soot sprites with those candies. Edit- I looked it up and it's called Konpeito

[@RHM087]

Also a key element in Super Mario Galaxy.

[@Exarian]

4:11 It's really satisfying seeing the state of the food as it's being eaten in such high detail. Almost makes you feel like you're eating it yourself.

[@Seishae]

I’ve never played a Yakuza game, but that was definitely fugu sashimi, made from blowfish. It’s one of the most dangerous foods to prepare, only master chefs are allowed to make it because the fish is full of deadly poison and you have to cut around it. It’s insanely expensive and to just shovel it into your mouth like that is quite a power move.

[@deanc9195]

Between this and the pizza series, Vinny might as well add food reviewer to his repertoire

[@decorumlopez9147]

Careful what you wish for! Remember Anthony Bourdain!

[@BeefiusGravius]

Game Focused Channels turning into Niche Food Review Channels has to be one of my favorite Genres (Looking at BrutalMoose)

[@favoritemustard3542]

Don't forget the MREs! @@BeefiusGravius I love what Ian does, but I do miss his snarky vg reviews... great example, though.

[@Cow-Moth-With-A-CRT-Head]

58:06 That would be the "Sinner's Sandwich" from Deadly Premonition. It's actually not bad. The lack of Sonic Unleashed in this compilation is disappointing; that game had one of the best sandwiches 9n the 360, not to mention all the ice cream, chili dogs, and other foods

[@Hwyadylaw]

22:00 The grape incident became a big meme at the time. In one of the short stories they release on the website, an important character is described as saving grapes from a volcanic eruption, which made for good additional meme fuel.

[@dennis1921]

33:00 pretty sure that's a deathclaw omelette. One of the in game food items you can cook.

[@crust9889]

Opinions on ffXV can be divisive, but i think it's pretty objective that the food in that game is some of the best looking there was at the time. The devs actually cooked some of it and did some 3D scans.

[@meatmobile]

Honestly even now its some of the best looking Ive ever seen alongside MHW's, especially with the seasonal event gathering hub food.

[@johngoepel5263]

13:38 "Italian American man doesn't recognize gelato, more at 11."

[@VForceWave]

19:43 cool to hear vinny talk about Di Fara's again, when I went to new york a couple years ago I went since he recommended it on stream and it was the best damn pizza I've ever had

[@scrungles7853]

The words "punchy nutkins" killed me instantly, and are now going to echo inside my head for the next week, thanks

[@favoritemustard3542]

*Punchy Nutkins®️* _"You'll Feel It Down Below!"_

[@WimpyMcWeaksauce]

Muramasa, Odin Sphere, and Dragon's Crown were all made by Vanillaware. They use that high detail hand-drawn style for everything in their games.

[@Alfenium]

Absolutely beautiful games.

[@thewordywarlock7159]

12:18 "Once seal is broken, consume within 9000 days" Ah man, I'm not sure I'll be able to finish all 800 grams in just 24.6 years.

[@nozzzzy]

Vinny: I'm going to be very busy lately Also Vinny: Here's an hour of me reviewing video game food.

[@ekmad]

This was very important to him

[@japeoleon7078]

The only thing missing from this was the Yakuza 7 bread

[@brandonandujar2289]

yakuza 3 peking duck

[@Havokwreaker]

33:02 That is a Wasteland Omelet! Crafted with Blam!Co Mac and Cheese, a Crunchy Mutfruit, a Radscorpion egg, and Mirelurk meat! (So yes, those are claws sticking out of it )

[@greatspaceadventure]

I love that you're doing this not because it's cool (it is), trending, relevant, or any other reason that it's just something you found interesting and decided to share it with your audience. My #1 favorite aspect of vinesauce is that it is always authentic content and this absolutely delivers. :vineClap:

[@nullneutrality8047]

Boy, I sure am happy Vinny is talking about the 6.28.2022 Nintendo Direct.

[@pogsothoth]

What did you want him to talk about the 16 farming simulators that were there instead of this masterpiece

[@davidhall6565]

That Fallout: New Vegas omelette would be a Deathclaw Omelet

[@shastealyomeal]

Rose wasteland omelet

[@HolsovanUltimate]

I think the reason resi 2's burger looks like that is simply cause the guy eating it held it in such a way that all the grease and cheese were pushed out. You can see it from how smooshed the bread looks

[@donvoltonus8898]

I distinctly remember the Twilight Princess soup, mostly because I went back there to stock up for attempts at the combat arena side dungeon.

[@tvirusgetz]

I fucking love how the food they chose for The Walking Dead game was literally someone's legs lol

[@derpstick5467]

Your pfp is very appropriate for the comment.

[@TrueLadyEvilChan]

I like legs.

[@SnowDouble]

Should NOT have watched this after eating a bowl of oatmeal. Now I wanna cook a 6 course meal and just stare at it.

[@wesgannon4621]

This video feels like a Scott the Woz episode concept 5 years from now. Good content Vincenzo

[@elegant_lilligant]

I always wondered just how Mario's mushroom tastes like. After all, it's a thick, juicy looking red headed mushroom! One can't help NOT to think about it!

[@TheKingOfNachosTM]

one must wonder, if a toad eats a mushroom will it count as cannibalism?

[@WDWatameVirus]

Tastes like Ligma

[@FelipeJaquez]

You would know what a thick red headed mushroom shaped object tastes like wouldn't you 😉

[@juanes8931]

I'm not sure we're thinking of the same mushroom

[@leokm9586]

Just yeast

[@jahtnamas]

29:45 spoken like someone who's never had smile fries

[@medoli900]

They taste like shit. Don't @ me.

[@scarecrow8515]

"Man going from FF15 to FF14 sure is something huh." FF14 is an MMO, and at one time was infamous for having background elements like flower pots with more polygons than their own character models, meaning it made large groups of people playing together impossible due to memory problems. I don't blame them for scaling it down these days, even if it means some crusty food.

[@KumquatPornography]

Exactly! The food in cutscenes look a lot better, not as beautiful as XV but still looks tasty imo

[@TrashPitFoxGirl]

28:23 That’s a Jelly Frog, and yeah, Cookie Run! Cookie Run is wild, almost everyone and everything in CR is food! Cookie Run is a mobile infinite runner franchise developed by DevSisters. Jelly Frogs are obstacles and enemies you encounter in the games. Someone one should’ve shown Vinny the guild meal “An Effort Was Made”, it’s easily the worst food in Cookie Run: Ovenbreak

[@GekTC]

Vinny would unironically be pretty fascinated by the concept of anime food. Plenty of good looking stuff to look at there.

[@derpstick5467]

Isn’t there an anime about cooking? And it’s like 30% cooking 70% almost hentai level lewdness?

[@decorumlopez9147]

@@derpstick5467 There is a whole bunch of anime that celebrate food and cooking/baking! Pretty wholesome, I say!

[@ShadowHeartValentine]

@@derpstick5467 yeah food wars. They just use eating food as metaphors for being lewd, and also the other way around at the same time

[@koffinglolface1000]

@@derpstick5467 i just know shokugeki no soma, i haven't watch it, i hate it

[@DullVivid]

I really like the part where Shelby is suffering from acute dementia and keeps forgetting that he has to cook the eggs before serving them

[@RepublicOfUs]

I knew this would eventually just turn into an FF15 video. Iggy is a force to be reckoned with, he is.

[@animepsyclone]

shout out to all the artists working on parts of video games that few people appreciate, like for example food

[@smolgeckoandanoni]

28:20 i play cookie run, thats probably like a jelly frog or something but I don't remember if I've seen that specifically in game but the whole thing about that game (aside from occasional colabs and stuff they do) is basically just living desert food, or at least mostly deserts, I think

[@FunkyGhost37]

I feel like Vinny should've shown the actual cooking process in the Monster Hunter ones.

[@decorumlopez9147]

he can't cook, tho

[@YARGGG_GG]

49:40 the game is Dishonored 2, not 100% sure on what the animal is though, a rat or a hare i think. they have a disgusting liquor brewed with a dead rat in it in the DLC 51:05 there's actually a cool ingame reason why the vending machines are like that in Control, though it does look dystopian

[@bheidbhheid9377]

the cyberpunk fries look like they mostly exist in the 4th dimension and they're just barely clipping into the visible dimensions by accident

[@funnyarc]

25:10 Live fried Dugtrio in cheese and potato's, the painful screams of the Pokemon add to the flavor, they'll be like chicken filled croquettes.

[@Dinofly4]

29:08 I think the Animal Crossing star fragments were included because they are based on Konpeito candy, same as star fragments in Mario Galaxy.

[@BroadwayBrittany]

Holy SHIT! I highly doubt anyone else will recognize this one, so let me identify the freaky martini at 50:03 Its in-game name is “Stuffed Tequila”, and it’s from a mobile game called “Monster Chef”. Don’t let the mobile aspect of it fool you though, because it’s a phenomenal game with none of the micro transaction bullshit we’ve come to hate. You collect monsters and ingredients and then make different foods, figuring out recipes on your own and then sell your creations to the public. Just trust me, this is one of those hidden gems that’s absolutely a blast, I must’ve played it for a year before finally growing tired of it after running out of content. Please check it out; last I checked, it was free!

[@Sin_City_Assassin]

It’s funny he didn’t immediately recognize gelatto despite being somewhat italian

[@derpstick5467]

Instead of being Italian-American, he’s American-Italian so he’s a bit uncultured to begin with.

[@Calvin_Coolage]

It's not like gelato looks all that different from ice cream in the first place.

[@decorumlopez9147]

His body is almost 15% pizza.

[@Hwyadylaw]

@@Calvin_Coolage It's not like gelato isn't just a type of ice cream

[@Luciferspit]

@@Hwyadylaw Gelato does just look like some regular-ass ice cream.

[@CypressDahlia]

I didn't realize the orange juice in Half Life world was just called "COK"

[@MetroAndroid]

I have a feeling this will need a part 2 just for all the people angrily submitting stuff people didn't submit for the first video. The whole Kirby series for example.

[@Drag0n092x]

This is such a great idea for a segment, I wanna see more scummy food.

[@devilmaycryagency]

The lack of Yakuza food in this pack is criminal

[@dibberz-v1z]

fun fact: the "steamed hams" in the walking dead image was actually cooked human and the cheeze poo is from f.e.a.r.

[@gnbman]

Thanks for featuring the Skyrim mammoth cheese and Spyro kabob and banan' that I submitted.

[@lvl80elitehumanpally]

When Vinny says the white label simple black text stuff is a reference to repo man it could also be a reference to They Live where after MC puts on the glasses and sees the world as it actually is the logos and text looks like that also

[@favoritemustard3542]

I thought of They Live first, too... *BUY CONSUME OBEY*

[@wesleyrussell8386]

unreasonably excited for this one, don't know why. I think because vinny's been talking about it for a while now

[@wesleyrussell8386]

I hope the "Like a Dragon" prison bread is in here

[@birbenthusiast4461]

I don’t think that’s what clementine was eating vin..

[@ProfesserLuigi]

One of my favorite Vinny segments ever probably.

[@WanderingChin]

Resident Evil 2 Remake: the trucker burger should be in S-Tier

[@Arakai13]

19:00 after presenting the tower of sandwich, it’s split into multiple regular sandwiches (off camera) for eating. You can even see multiple slices of bread in the tower.

[@nathantron]

I swear Monster Hunter is like... On Ghibli Levels of food detail and beauty. They went ALL OUT!! Looks so damn good. I mean look at that detail on the food 10:41....

[@bert7651]

the muramasa dev also animated the dragon's crown food being eaten. it all looks so good in game.

[@MasterHappychipmunk]

Surprised there wasn’t any Kirby food.

[@TacoTownUSA]

Food in Cyberpunk is mostly low-quality crap made out of chemicals and garbage to be cheap, and thus probably looks like shit too. There's even an in-universe name for it, scop.

[@PeiceofNick]

This is a Cerfited FINE DINEING!

[@ScarletDestiney]

surprised no one submitted any food from the Katamari series.

[@bokagoofy]

vanillaware always make amazing looking food. Especially love the noodles and sushi in Muramasa, that jiggles like succulent robertsons as you eat them.

[@firemayro]

cookie run has reached vinesauce vinny, even just a smidge... oh dear

[@AmethystLeslie]

28:26 Man, that's the ONE Cookie Run submission you got? Not any of the characters, ALL of which are gingerbread cookies? Man, I need to submit some, I had no idea this was happening. I also want you to react to Genshin Impact food and Feed Mii food.

[@TrashPitFoxGirl]

I would’ve submitted one of the OB guild meals lmao

[@ijustlikebees]

I'd eat most cookie run characters tbh

[@SimbaSocks]

Animal Crossing star fragments look like konpeitō, which is akin to Japanese rock candy. And as a lover of rock candy, I keep konpeitō on hand year round because it's a delicious and crunchy quick sweet-tooth kicker that doesn't make my old body feel like trash.

[@jellybeaner118]

So mario galaxy's food galaxies reminded me of an SCP that constantly builds new "rooms" and keeps expanding, and a story around it is a ship full of travellers dive into deep space and soon ffind copies of our solar system with minor changes and as they go further and further it gets more and more chaotic and one off these copies was just all food, everything was food

[@shastealyomeal]

Cool

[@Haetheii]

The New Vegas omelet is "Wasteland Omelet", crafted with: Blamco Mac & Cheese + Crunchy Mutfruit + Deathclaw egg + Lakelurk meat. I believe the hands are tiny deathclaw hands. This was probably an amusing joke made by the developers because players will never find the item placed as a physical object, they will only find and use it through the inventory system, but it can be dropped to see what the model looks like and people rarely bother doing that with most items.

[@bruhvenant]

Hell I've been playing New Vegas for over a decade now and I've never seen that one before. Pretty funny to imagine the tiny deathclaw hands are from the unhatched baby in the egg you cooked.

[@MattyMatthew-m4o]

They didnt even include the best food in dragons crown: Milkshake

[@shinyrayquaza9]

the pumpkin world sound bites startled me

[@badbanner753]

Whether it's Pizza or Video Game food, your reviews of food in general is pretty comfy

[@rmv500]

Dragons crown has some really good lookin foods. Glad someone submitted it.

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

along with the ladies in that game huehue

[@derpstick5467]

I bet if this was live, chatyot would be mentioning the big booba Amazon lady and busty sorceress.

[@koffinglolface1000]

Nintendo has a lot of food stages in thier games, like 2 on mario kart 8, mario odissey, mario party, kirby. etc

[@DirtyDangleDaryl]

I love it Vinny, keep up the sauce

[@DCBiscuit]

I like how Vinny still talks like he has a live chat with how he cuts himself off.

[@favoritemustard3542]

...& asks questions out loud - you know his eyes dart around for the chat stream - & then has to answer himself lol

[@mstrswrd]

...For anyone still wondering, pumpkin spice actually has little to do with actual pumpkin. It's the "Spices" you put into pumpkin pie- so cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves, and ginger (sometimes allspice), maybe sugar will be included, maybe it's held as seperate... you get the idea.

[@mostverticalproductions4808]

Foodsauce slowly climbing up the ranks to be on par with classic game commercials.

[@Lucas-db2jq]

I wish someone had included the "Block Meal" from Super Paper Mario in this for him to evaluate. It is just a block of glass on a plate with some lime on the side, what's not to like?

[@sgt.eclair]

That omelette with claws is Rose's Wasteland Omelette from fallout new vegas, made with Deatchlaw Egg, Lakelurk Meat, Crunchy Mutfruit, and Blamco Mac & Cheese.

[@zaphael0]

Stacked Ham Sandwich gives me Scooby Doo vibes

[@favoritemustard3542]

aka The Dagwood (from the Blondie comic strip) Definitely something Shaggy would shuffle together, too!

[@baibiebaibea9740]

the kirby buffet food looks so good i think more cartoon cute food look better than the hyperrealistic ones

[@BroadwayBrittany]

I’m surprised no one submitted that. If he does this segment again, he definitely needs to talk about Dream Buffet

[@supersnackbros2423]

That "employee training program" for McDonalds was actually biting anti-corporate satire.

[@Yourname942]

this list is missing all the food from Yakuza

[@Ryan-wr8fx]

24:21 If someone told me that was an omelette I would not eat it

[@MaskedHeroLucky]

58:02 Deadly Premonition. It’s an absolute mess of a game and I love it.

[@steakmaster9026]

somehow i didnt think this was gonna be entertaining to me since video game food doesnt like catch my eye but this was so entertaining i want more. give us more vinny

[@Judicial_Cat]

Based Dante eating pepperoni and jalapeno.

[@deste7453]

26:19 Shake your phone for fun (works better with fullscreen).

[@Forever_Zero]

All hail FFXV, videogame food with physics truly is on another level. Also 25:35, I don't know if donut sandwich is already a thing irl, but I want to try that, even if it looks very unhealthy

[@XerxesTexasToast]

Fawful cooked every single dish in that BiS shot

[@JC21]

Pikmin 3's fruit detail was so good, I hope Pikmin 4 has more of that

[@ArcRay20]

38:42 has Vinyn never seen an avacado? they have a shiny texture to them for real.

[@redlightu]

Those Dragon Crown and Odinsphere food spreads were beautiful in visual presentation.