[Vinesauce] Vinny - Greyhill Incident

Vinny plays Greyhill Incident for PC Live on Vinesauce!
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[@vinesaucefullsauce]

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[@clovecanham8940]

"I know how to shoot because of the Vietnam war" is such an incredible line

[@eveandaedrul]

And by Lord all mighty, he ain't shootin' bullets! 😭🥵🥵

[@bluemagician9724]

"I can swing a sword because of the Greco-Persian war"

[@VinchVolt]

The aliens bending down to your crotch to abduct you was one thing, but the guy who got pegged to death really took it to a whole other level.

[@Leetgrain]

Third base?

[@Dupe14]

the audible gaging when they "abduct" you is what was getting me. they were really earning that nut.

[@sgas]

Now this is a good comment, not too spoilery and just absurd enough to be unbelievable

[@txvi4648]

1:20:23 absolute UNIT

[@Grace-tg4oy]

"The government." Not the CIA, the FBI, not the president, not state level politicians, just the monolithic "government."

[@HyperDefective]

gub'mint

[@supertoasting1011]

“I am now resigning as president of The Bank”

[@scott963]

​@@supertoasting1011Nice Neil Breen reference

[@Scufflegrit]

“They”

[@ArtUndertheArch]

Adding objectives is my new favourite bit

[@DCBiscuit]

“Throttle Gollum to Completion”

[@vrabo3026]

If a game starts bugging out on Vinny, we should blame him for not turning off Gollum's hair.

[@nananamamana3591]

I can't wait for every streamer to steal it and have their normie audience think it's their original bit

[@DCBiscuit]

@@nananamamana3591 You mean like “speen?”

[@nananamamana3591]

@@DCBiscuit Yes.

[@neuroplush7657]

These aliens have traveled a hundred trillion giga-lightyears across the multiplane to this tiny terrestrial orb just to be beaten to death by a stick.

[@THExDUFFxBOMBx42777]

Happens to the best of us

[@Pooky1991]

M. NIGHT Shamalan would be proud

[@MegaHellstrike]

Aliens nowadays: Scheming little fuckers, scared of direct confrontation, not even doing crop circles anymore Aliens in the 90's: Confident and grey, styling in black bodysuits, swag walking straight up to your face, drawing the "Cool S" in wheat fields every night

[@orenges]

Aliens in the 70s: The Original Die hard/John Wick

[@clovecanham8940]

the sheer unceremoniousness with which the aliens appear and are killed is absurdly funny every time

[@raygunner6656]

"Remember it's 2023, shitty games can look good." What a time to be alive.

[@GGPlex_]

If it makes you feel any better, good games can look shit

[@squiddu]

​@@GGPlex_cruelty squad

[@bluemagician9724]

@@squiddu I would say ULTRAKILL, but it actually looks pretty good

[@HellfireComms]

The aliens casually walking towards you while scary music plays is so funny. That's definitely not how they appear in my fucking nightmares, that's for sure.

[@caucasoidape8838]

"owwwwch"

[@Sprech41]

maybe one day we'll get a decent alien abduction game but for now all we have is alien gluck gluck

[@billygoodmeme7635]

Literally any effort this game had went out the window when some genius decided to put in the line "Get your fingers out of my dirty ass" verbatim. Unironically.

[@MADVILLAIN669]

Are you kidding, this is the best part

[@raumfahreturschutze]

Well maybe if people weren't running around sticking fingers in dirty asses then this would happen, hmmm?

[@smellycat57]

Best game ever

[@spaghettivase4808]

Describing it that way seems to imply he would be okay with them sticking their fingers up his ass if he cleaned it first.

[@K8aclysm]

God the way the baseball bat is animated and the noise it makes when you strike the Aliens just puts me into hysterics every single time.

[@clovecanham8940]

it feels like a cartoon, i love it

[@joshuajordan5700]

The pathetic little "hrng" they make when you wail on them is hysterical

[@mpg272727]

Joel screaming right now

[@nikelaaaos]

Nah game is garbage

[@PURENT]

Screaming because he rage quit this lmao

[@AutumnWind92]

Nah, he was too busy complaining and not reading the objectives at all.

[@mawrak]

Joel actually played this game too and it was hilarious

[@bsodcat]

The entire time no breathe

[@knowntraveller]

"it has grey aliens, and that's my kind of thing." Joel would disapprove.

[@Sporkyyyy]

Funny you should say that, he actually played this before Vinny! Even with how he is it didn't scare him, instead he just acted like the aliens were sucking him off and pretended he's on a 1950s TV broadcast

[@anactualseagull5980]

@@Sporkyyyy God I wish that were me

[@Sporkyyyy]

@@anactualseagull5980 Get that alieussy

[@_-Lx-_]

​@@Sporkyyyy UOFOH PORNOH!

[@elbowjuiced]

my favorite part is when the alien tickles your pickle

[@nananamamana3591]

IM PIIIIIICKLE TIIIIIIIIIIIICK!

[@DracoHandsome]

In real life, when the police go after a regular normal human suspect, if that suspect is butt-ass naked and charges shamelessly at them, often they don't know wtf to do, they're horrified. Imagine a naked alien grey just calmly walking towards you with his big ol' elephant trunk dick swinging around. That would legit be fucking terrifying and disturbing

[@derpstick5467]

No I think the police would shoot the guy on bath salts, at least if it took place in America.

[@l-l]

Awoooga

[@matthewfinger2381]

Wash day tomorrow, nothing clean huh

[@KekoThe1st]

​​@@l-lthe police holding me back from schlobbing on some grey knob like its my first meal in years 🥵🥵🥵

[@404TVfr]

​@@matthewfinger2381 Nothing clean, huh.

[@LeudieBlues]

1:20:24 probing incident 1:21:49 kreygasm deth 1:29:05 for the secret butt fun

[@Graylord88]

I love how the devs clearly aren't native English speakers so the writing is super awkward, yet all the voice actors just go along with it.

[@steel5897]

"Knows how to shoot because of the Vietnam war" sounds like something you'd find in an edgy Sonic OC character sheet.

[@truexreclaimer]

Aliens - Mastered space travel, teleportation, anti gravity beams, etc Also aliens - thwarted by regular darkness, and some wood that a single bat swing easily dismantles, then dies from 2 bullets Absolute dogshit game, but unintentionally hilarious

[@StrudelerOfTheTSociety]

They shoved everything into that intro dialogue except legitimate pauses, beats, or turns.

[@Catsamex]

This was an instant classic segment, I could already tell

[@RallyFumo]

Hello cirno fumo

[@Catsamex]

@@RallyFumo B) Hello, Mario.

[@RallyFumo]

@@Catsamex ᗜˬᗜ

[@CarterArts]

The subtitle of "glad you've found the meeture" when he said "glad to finally meet ya" didn't get enough attention imo

[@tjlnintendo]

It confused me lmao

[@CloudedByKatana]

I really love how ever other line of dialogue in this game is "The government know everything"

[@lemonrations7698]

1:04:18 Hardest i laughed in a while. The way they just slowly walk at you just to schlob your nob is too funny 👽🥒

[@shelby5809]

you're horny for aliens

[@martinvole7117]

This game was made by aliens with its FULLY AUTHENTIC human dialogue!

[@decodas]

Exposure to the natural human dialect encourages my passion to amuse myself with the computer game! A jovial experience. 😀

[@Harpotos]

I wish I could be the Dan Aykroyd of aliens

[@Alabud1]

Hearing vinny so passionately talk about his interest in aliens will always be so endearing, makes any stream about space/aliens instantly a favorite.

[@commandervile394]

Especially since he's familiar with a lot of famous incidents and lore, I wonder if he knows about the "Turkey UFO Incident", a pretty well documented event that spans several hours worth of video footage, analyzed by scientists around the world and confirmed to be real. It shows a UFO over a sea in Turkey that visits this same area year after year, and you can actually see the alien beings moving around in the craft. It's creepy asf.

[@commandervile394]

@@MrWolfSnack Which one? Quite a few of those, lol.

[@404TVfr]

@@commandervile394 the big one

[@commandervile394]

@@404TVfr Well I mean, there was Operation Midnight Climax where the CIA hired prostitutes to lure in randos and drug them with acid-laced drinks. There was the CIA introducing it into the local water supply in specific small towns. There was Sirhan Sirhan who assassinated one of the Kennedys who was said to have undergone MKUltra experimentation. Some say Jack Ruby (the guy that killed the other Kennedy alleged assassin as he was being escorted out of jail by police, on national television at that) And of course there was Ted Kazinsci the Unabomber who was also said to have undergone MkUltra lsd experiments during his time in a University back in the 60s/70s. One could argue said experiments are still happening...with SSRI prescription drugs and social media (social engineering) brainwashing turning the mentally ill into mass murderers for political purposes (anti-gun agenda), but who knows.

[@VulpeRenard]

36:40 Spam "E" when an Alien got you.

[@neurobuster]

i love that the greys have mastered interstellar travel, but couldn't handle the piece of wood humans made to hit the balls with.

[@SamLovesMovies25]

Bob has a strange-looking face, but a perfectly smooth/styled ponytail, it's such a weird combination lol

[@illustriousrocket4476]

Woody Harrelson will play him in the movie

[@naransolongoboldbayer8030]

I can't tell if this game was trying to be a parody, trying to play it straight with "good execution" or just a cashgrab that got way too popular for SOME reason. Might've been cool for £5, not £25

[@dan_loeb]

it a black tank top type production i think if you're familiar with rlm, trying to be serious, but has no awareness of how goofy/stereotypical it is. it's the best kind of bad game, provided it is playable, which it now seems to be. edit: this seems to lack to good meaning intentions/ heart that makes a bad game good though.

[@hughjaenus2235]

@@dan_loeb Still not worth 25$, Cyberpunk, Forza 5, Miles Morales are on sale for 30$ on steam, why would anyone buy this garbage? And even ignoring the price point there are much better horror games that came out this year, like Amnesia the bunker and Outlast trials.

[@dan_loeb]

@@hughjaenus2235 yeah I commented that during the first 20 minutes of the playthrough, after finishing watching, i had to go back and edit in an addendum. game is both waaaay too short and way too soulless for the price.

[@merlockqueen4137]

I hate it when aliens just kinda clumisly clutter through my shed its just rude.

[@Forever_Zero]

1:29:06 wait, the aliens are using their fingers? I'm starting to think this is not about research, I think this is just their kink

[@painovoimaton]

16:46 why is the kerosene lamp flickering

[@UnderseaDee]

"Kerosine" according to this game

[@herozen2720]

​@Dinofuzz "Those damn grays are fucking with our sine waves, not even our state-of-the-art kerosine lamps are working right!"

[@PretzelsandNutz]

When the alien said “⟟⏁’⌇ ⏃⌰⟟⟒⋏⟟⋏☌ ⏁⟟⋔⟒” I knew this was going to be a good game.

[@GooBomber1]

1:20:20 vinny notices the Drilldo

[@qwerty_upas]

Unidentified Flying Ussy

[@Ell_Pacino]

The “The Greyhill Incident” Incident

[@Mikeanglo]

Lonely farmhouse setting, dogs barking at shit, cornfields, and a baseball playing protagonist...this is just SIGNS the game.

[@derpstick5467]

Just as shitty, only thing missing is the grays being weak to water.

[@Mikeanglo]

@@derpstick5467 They can't get through boarded up windows either...just like SIGNS lmao

[@MozambiqueEnjoyer6097]

I'm glad that I'm not the only one that immediately made that connection.

[@1objection]

Aah, yes. Mr. Leno's hill.

[@cayiika]

I like how the UI stuff is literally just the X-Files font.

[@painovoimaton]

At least it beats Gollumgame in that sense I suppose

[@masterowl123]

everything in the 90s used that font tho

[@blondesummer7980]

Aliens, probably with technology so far advanced compared to humans, able to travel through far distant space using their spacecraft... and they just approach humans empty handed, walking normally and get shot by normal bullets and die. Amazing game.

[@masterofbloopers]

This is the game I wanted Joel to play as soon as I saw it! Sad to see it didn't live up to expectations.

[@rainbowsylvie16]

at least joel was somewhat entertained before it got annoying

[@NeonNightmares]

it makes me actually mad that there aren't any competent alien games out there. With this topic it's always "less is more" and most of the games give you a gun in like the first 10 minutes.. Just make it simple. Like let two people go hiking, one goes missing, you see a strange light and now you need to find a way back to civilization with the occasional spooks and strange shapes. Maybe you find a hut on your way and encounter something in the bushes. Don't even show these fuckers. Make it 100% atmosphere and you got yourself a decent alien game.

[@pokemonxpixie]

I am SO happy he went back for the teabag Edit: 40:40 for 20 seconds

[@Name1536803]

The celestial SUCC

[@johngoepel5263]

1:25:54 Game audio: "Ahm, well I know he's your dad but don't believe everything he says." In game subtitles: "Ahm, well I know he is dead but don't believe everything he says."

[@eveandaedrul]

I wonder if they used speech to text AI for the subs. Didn't even bother copy pasting the lines directly, it's so weird.

[@squiddu]

​@MrWolfSnack no, the team just isn't natively english, and some genius decided that one of them should do the subtitles, not one of the few natively English people they've got.

[@LikaLaruku]

I would love a STEAM game directed by & voice acted by Neil Breen. lol

[@orangefruit1738]

I like to think that Vinny being "the alien guy" is a good title, I think it's a fun topic to delve into

[@DandelionYarn]

1:19:45 1:29:00 some probing results

[@PugO.]

Joel's Nightmare Game

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

Nah, He played it, Got super pissed off and had a laugh

[@arriasinsanite4886]

I love how Vinny still wanted to give this game a chance and then exactly knows why it so hated at the end

[@siko-society5635]

We all knew you would Vinny we all knew this was coming

[@radshiba_]

i got about halfway through and then realized everyones doors are boarded up from the outside LMAO

[@seancrosby6837]

That Bob guy looked like a Ditty of Carmeana character

[@LikaLaruku]

This feels like a prequel to that Bigfoot game Joel played last year, with the forest full of abandoned cabins & trailers.

[@ArmoredChocoboLPs]

Cover yourself with tinfoil and get the succ from an alien

[@kadenstimpson3167]

"I know how to shoot because of the Vietnam War"

[@Dupe14]

not because he served in Vietnam just because the war happened. he was rejected by the draft board for having a dirty ass.

[@willsonpiercepua]

wow this was an absolute disasater. i hope they go broke after this.

[@elfertrn]

I hope Vinny assaults the alien like that one ad

[@vale_recca]

The line "Get your finger out of my dirty ass." is some self deprecating shit

[@matthewfinger2381]

I still want to see a game about the Hopkinsville goblin incident where you get to experience the aliens attacking your house. And you could actually give the player a gun without ruining the atmosphere because that's what happened in the actual case.

[@GG-ou7it]

12:06 he hasn’t played the new amnesia game yet 😂

[@VulpesHilarianus]

"I want to get out of this neighbourhood hole." I'm sorry, what? What? The narrative of entire game feels AI generated. From the verbose and lore dump dialogue to the "played too straight even for a wooden stiff joke" in-universe context to the illogical events like hiding in cars but not houses. Even switching back and forth between common British English and American English terminology, like "caravan" instead of "camper" and "truck" instead of "lorry."

[@OhKoiFishy]

The fact that a lot of the subtitles didnt even line up with the dialog makes me think it was generated tbh

[@dan_loeb]

it's just as likely the dev doesn't speak english, used google translate, and then the voice actors misread or fixed some lines to more natural english.

[@christopherrapczynski204]

It feels like they used chatgpt in their native language and then translated it to english. There's like 2 levels of uncanny to this. I also get the impression the developer is mentally challenged

[@danem2215]

This game feels like aliens writing and acting as humans interacting with aliens.

[@w3ss3l88]

look i'm a game art student right, i'm not fully in the industry so i really can't talk shit. but they HAD to know that making the probe shaped like THAT, with THAT dialogue, making THAT face. does not read as scary as they're intending

[@CarterArts]

"I know how to shoot because of the Vietnam war" Exposition storytelling lmao

[@Nogardtist]

there aint good alien games like voices of the void and signal simulator is more of a self aware satire but i mean like real alien games where youre on a farm with open world and day and night cycles where most of the time nothing happens and its very RNG where a game pretends to be eastern europe shashlik and beer simulator of take care of yourself and life simulator but has aliems hidden in it even some ghost games are phasmophobia clones but not like great with replay value

[@vitordarksider]

I'd say Signal Simulator is pretty legit

[@Nogardtist]

@@vitordarksider i got idea of a lifetime courage the cowardly dog simulator where everything can happen at any time but its not generic asset flip

[@MrDaynos]

I only drink space beer

[@painovoimaton]

is that is that a MF motha fuckem PILOT RED SUN REFERENCE?????

[@JadeFoxAlpha]

The strongest evidence we have of alien life among us is the writing in this game.

[@Dragonpsychologist]

I absolutely believe in aliens, based on the vastness of the universe and endless possibilities; however, I 95% don’t believe in alien encounters. I think if life exists anywhere else in the universe it’s probably either completely non-sapient or their technology is around the same same level as ours (possibly even less). That all being said, I still love to suspend my disbelief to read encounter stories and watch “UFO” sightings as if they were horror story or something.

[@Jameston]

Aw, glad to hear Gnorts believes in Vinny ❤

[@LetustheDragon]

This feels like it was inspired by Nostalgie Critic's review of "Signs"

[@MisterPancake778]

Vinesauce is my official alien streamer, Im only subbed to him for alien content

[@nanomario]

Gnorts cousins are mean i dont like them

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

maybe that's why Gnorts came to live with Vinny; his cousins are mean to him

[@SpaceSkeletonDragon]

Vinny is truly the RLM of gaming. Also this fuckin' game. I was fascinated, horrified, amused, sickened and gobsmacked, usually all at once, whilst watching this stream.

[@404TVfr]

Comparing Vinny to them is honestly insulting.

[@SpaceSkeletonDragon]

@@404TVfr Good job I didn't fucking ask for your opinion then, isn't it?

[@evangel1460]

@@404TVfr How? Lol.

[@404TVfr]

@@evangel1460 cos RLM aren't really that funny. Vinny at least has that.

[@kievbutcher]

​@@404TVfrVinny thinks they're pretty funny. You seem to be setting your personal feelings about them as an objective fact.

[@sirlasagna50]

35:40 that was a Joel impression. You cannot convince me otherwise

[@rorysimpson8716]

I listened to Coast to Coast religiously as a kid. When I "grew up" I went to 'haunted' abandoned asylums, homes, graveyards etc. I even hitchhiked from Fairbanks AK all the way to Roswell NM and spent two WEEKS living on out of my pack on rationed water and MRE's camping as close as humanly possible that you can get to the Groom Lake facility without getting a very real anal probe from government officials in the hopes that I would see something, ANYTHING. Not so much as a single inexplicable light, a sudden drop of temperature or anything more bizarre or unexplained than discovering Alex Jones' show on my portable AM radio. Two years of my life was dedicated to finding the paranormal and I found, to borrow a phrase for Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Doodley Squat. I did my time and I can assure you that the Truth is Out There, but it is largely contained in folk mythology and abnormal psych textbooks.

[@fnkyron]

Coast to coast listeners rise up

[@dopesheepify]

This game could have been so spooky

[@vexyak105]

33:00 still somewhat find it surprising that vinny was 7 at that year and joel wasn't even alive yet

[@UnfunnE]

I was sold when i saw Adderall addicted woody Harrelson.

[@Nachisoubu]

I now no longer believe in aliens.

[@christopherrapczynski204]

There might not be anything worse than being a fan of grey aliens, it is the only category of media where literally no one, not one person, has gotten it right, its actually absurd

[@matthewfinger2381]

What about Fire in the Sky? I thought the movie depicted them pretty good, with the greys actually being the spacesuits of the aliens.

[@rosnath]

@@matthewfinger2381 Yeah I was gonna say that, i thought it was really clever. I love it when films do that kind of thing like in Nope when the ufo's final form resembled the Flatwoods monster.

[@christopherrapczynski204]

@@matthewfinger2381 yeah but that is like a 10 minute section of a 2 hour movie. The movie itself isn't very good despite its really well done abduction sequence

[@Ruslan.88266]

Man the main character must've been a chain smoker!

[@oliver265]

Kinda surprised Vinny has never seen the movie Signs since this game straight up stole the noises the aliens make.

[@willsonpiercepua]

the cringehill incident

[@terminallystill]

Funny that I sit down to watch this after a suspected ufo sighting. Denver, CO @0425A

[@Pickle-jarr]

this is the most Kkona game ive ever seen

[@JeyVGaming]

I'm actually surprised to see both Vinny and Joel making a video on the same game. Just wish it had multiplayer so that both of them can enjoy this nightmare.

[@illustriousrocket4476]

Deathmatch mode where one person is Ryan and the other is the Succ Grey when

[@evangel1460]

This game isn't a scam but it's such a let down. Great concept but they are not able to execute on the idea at all. The aliens look like a joke, more Mars attack than anything. It deserves the reviews tbh

[@vitordarksider]

I'm pretty certain the aliens look that way because the game was inspired by the book then turned movie "Communion". It's an eerie movie but when the aliens are shown too much you can see they are puppets.

[@firefox1965]

Honestly I find the aliens from Mars Attacks to be kind of frightening if only because of the giant wrinkly brains. Sure they are definitely goofy looking but I think seeing THAT in a dark hallway may freak me out even more.

[@cartoonhead9222]

ACK ACK ACK

[@Twitch380]

nah this is some zoomer unity crap and dont defend it lol

[@VulpesHilarianus]

@@firefox1965 They're basically just skulls with no scalps. In a better and less goofy context than the movie that'd be creepy, and the original trading cards from the 1960s really do look creepy.

[@Xarx3s]

i know how to shoot because I played call of duty one time.

[@benni4451]

But I gotta ask.... Is Vinny also good at shoot because of Vietnam War ?

[@IcaraxXx]

this game gave me some strange flashbacks of vinny's AI dungeon Alien stories

[@irurwurst]

I'm so incredibly anxious, even these dumb silly aliens freak me out simply because they activate loud music, are difficult to kill, and are in a dark area

[@SlNlSTERCAT]

I could tell that there was some genuine passion behind this but for what it is still the price is too much.

[@Dildonic2]

Listening to critique and making changes to improve the gameplay slightly is cool, but charging 25 dollars for an at most 4 hour game with no replay value and a cliffhanger ending is criminally bad.

[@DoctorKarkand]

Gnorts must be flipping

[@soaringdragon43]

The aliens' dialogue is "AYYY LMAO" I'm fucking losing it