vinny finally snaps - mario '85

[@ItsCosmoTewulf]

One must imagine Vinny happy.

[@Leetgrain]

WHAT MUST I DO?

[@-elcacas_u-2370]

Losing it™

[@Chitose_]

lol

[@justhere4637]

​@ZoomerStasiWhar.

[@StationaryGamingReal]

He is the Stasi. He's writing his report as we speak.​@@justhere4637

[@Scott...]

“Last continue then I quit” - Vincent “Not even a third through the compilation video” Saucington

[@trunkit8749]

I thought his last name was “Pizzapasta”

[@superbad8008]

The names you guys come up with for him are too funny 😂

[@Gemidori]

Me having flashbacks to him playing The Holt's Slayer Gate

[@feature.of.jarjar24]

​@@trunkit8749 A man of many names, many identities.

[@Nick-pc4in]

Finally a creepypasta game that actually drives it's player insane

[@MahNamJeff]

all it took was actually making a game where you engage with the gameplay, maybe with some stanky hitboxes.

[@jouby3109]

The jump physics drove me fucking mad

[@timesnewlogan2032]

*its

[@oefest5252]

@@jouby3109they look like normal SMB1 physics, what’s wrong with it?

[@Mariowiiu2008Goose]

​​@@jouby3109 SMB1 on the NES: am i a joke to you?

[@martinvole7117]

One kid's horror is an adult man's rage game.

[@alguien6462]

to be fair, in the original game hitboxes were VERY lenient

[@SchadenfreudeUY]

If you watched a SMB1 speedrun you'd think the guy was noclipping through everything

[@MizunoKetsuban]

It's not even a hitbox thing half the time, there was also the fact that if Mario was moving downward at all it counted as a stomp, didn't need to be directly on the head

[@wheremybike]

@@MizunoKetsubanI feel like I’ve been hit a lot whilst falling for that to be true

[@MizunoKetsuban]

@@wheremybike In SMB1 or this thing? Because I'm talking about specifically SMB1.

[@ShinoSarna]

@@MizunoKetsuban Yeah but that's in player's favor, exact opposite of issue Vinny had.

[@noyz-anything]

"if I was some sort of omniscient ghostly entity, I would travel back to 1985 or 1986, when this game was fully and firmly established, and just replace someone's _Mario Brothers_ with this" Vinny accidentally just explained the entire plot and lore of this game

[@BudDinktrap]

i love how around 9:58 he gave birth to a duck choking on dish soap

[@Finical_Leo]

Nah, he’s morphine!!

[@justhere4637]

Meat chocking

[@youdonegoofed]

He smoked too many symbiotes

[@sapphiceevee]

he sounds like stitch from lilo

[@Generic_emo_username]

Okay, but did he birth it through his urethral cavity, his asshole, or his mouth? Secret fourth option: his ears

[@PoyoDesuka]

Vinny unironically going thru every stage of greif playing a "Mario but sCaRy" game.

[@e.s.4958]

And rhats what makes it the scariest of all

[@Gemidori]

We know that deep down, it's genuine terror within him

[@DeltaBlazin]

​@@Gemidoriyeah cuz it's so damn bad lmao

[@tdl1315]

7:28 "captain, we seem to be caught in some kind of space time anomaly" Captain: "ANOMALUSSY"

[@rainbow_vader]

Me and the chaos insurgency at 3am breaking into the SCP foundation to "liberate" some anomalussy 😩😈🤫

[@Watch_over_us]

​@rainbow_vader are we cool yet?

[@ThatSmartYoutubeUser]

@@rainbow_vaderyeah cant blame you that statue looks kinda fine

[@rainbow_vader]

@@ThatSmartKZbinUser peanut has curves 👀

[@weirdpersonidk6336]

@@ThatSmartKZbinUser least down bad scp fan

[@protoplasm-1]

I always hear people say, “Creepypastas are unrealistic. If I were playing a clearly haunted game that wanted to make me suffer, I would just turn it off!” But soooooooo many videos like this show me very clearly that if demon ghosts that possess video games were real and they wanted to torture us forever, they could just appeal to our sense of frustration and stubbornness and keep us locked in their thrall for as long as they pleased.

[@AcidX.]

Unless your controller breaks

[@protoplasm-1]

@@AcidX. At that point, I think the demon's already won

[@AcidX.]

@@protoplasm-1 true lol

[@logandunlap9156]

i think i would play it out of spite, im not losing to a ghost that has to fight me through the medium of a game because they’re too much of a bitch to poltergeist bitchslap me like a real ghost

[@ruvkyu]

Darksouls demon

[@r15835]

16:12 when the probation officer finds my stashed bowl.

[@RJS3416]

That sounds like an oddly specific comment.

[@sharewaredog]

i can't believe you'd just took my pipe like that

[@naranara1690]

You're Luigi, and Mario is the probation officer

[@alkaline.dreamer]

7:51 is one of the most legit screams ive ever heard from vin

[@alkaline.dreamer]

how the fuck is it *this* game that makes vin start talking about receiving a blumpkin from Krispy Kreme

[@vanillatherealone]

@@alkaline.dreamer i mean the games pretty hard and also vinny doesn't know who MX is so, he just thinks this games a obscure mario creepypasta, he doesn't look up creepypastas i don't think lmao

[@lugi5215]

piIIZZAAAAAAAAH!

[@samuelbucher5189]

​@@vanillatherealoneWho _is_ MX?

[@vanillatherealone]

@@samuelbucher5189 the mario in the video

[@Dyrawp]

I like how at 6:51 he starts monologuing similar to Patrick Bateman.

[@omegahpink]

omg yeah! almost like he was doing a patrick bateman impression or something

[@RetroPlus]

You could feel the insanity really setting in from that point onwards

[@roxygaming5968]

The real horror in this game is how you can just straight up die to literally nothing and it's a stylistic choice.

[@sydney_sweep]

mario ‘85 is so cool

[@elizathegamer413]

Holy shit Roxy gaming and another Homestuck account reply this is a based comment

[@Zeppelee]

8:05 Same as it ever was. SAME AS IT EVER WAS.

[@DraxilSpada-vc2wg]

letting the days go by

[@thedillestweed2644]

AND LOOK WHERE MY HAND WAS

[@TheSilly6403]

there is water at the bottom of the ocean!

[@RF-Ataraxia]

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL MARIO

[@pimposki6232]

​@@thedillestweed2644take a look at these hands!

[@robcoopz2444]

9:38 I love that fake out

[@masonasaro2118]

you can even see the faintest edge of the exit pipe when he dies

[@eugeniaamariei8626]

​@@masonasaro2118I literally can't see it help.

[@BailandoBrillandoSaltando]

​@@eugeniaamariei8626 At 9:47 , vinny was inches away from the exit pipe and you can barely see it on the leftmost part of the screen

[@FabyanR]

LYRICS: "OH? ohh ouhhhhh.. OH AUHGHHH!"

[@Boney9551]

Rev has Winnie the Pooh baseball Joel has desert bus Jerma has chilli time Vinny has Mario 85

[@junezdollhouse]

honestly jerma has a lot of games. simpsons hit & run and jump king were nightmarish for him

[@Boney9551]

@@junezdollhousepsychologicaly speaking

[@EGPEVERYDAY]

oh those were torture for jerma

[@flightpointer]

i always mistaken vinny for joel

[@Yamariiii]

joel has a whole day for streams like this (hardcore friday)

[@ThePuffGD]

Finally caught a Vinesauce stream. He played a shitty creepy Mario game for 45 minutes while he slowly lost his mind and made noises that should not be possible to be made with the human vocal chords. Great entertainer he is.

[@annarenfold438]

He and Mike are experts at playing shitty games and making inhuman noises at the same time, their Italian heritage must be why

[@axofbrevity]

"3 more times" he says at 4 minutes in...

[@grigoriyefimovichrasputin7897]

Ikr.

[@mannmctrash]

Good ol' Vinny "One More Time" Vinesauce.

[@malomyostismon]

I've no idea how the hitboxes on this can be both too small then you're trying to stomp and too big when you're trying to avoid the Scary™

[@edenm.1114]

7:52 that's the most passionate I've ever heard a man scream pizza

[@Profkol0rado]

14:33 Vinny tries to negotiate with the Dark side holding Jedis Hostages In The Matrix and dies doing so Colorized 1985

[@SpartanXVII]

The first rule of making a difficult game like this is to keep the time between dying and starting again at or very near to 0. This running right, then having to skip some boring text cutscene every time is just a waste of everyones time.

[@funkysunky7840]

Hey there champ!

[@girlmeat-beth]

Agreed. Props for keeping faithful, but the option to skip all the downtime probably would've ended with Vinny a lot less frustrated.

[@Cinibonswirl26]

Hey there champ!

[@Lyrune]

Hey there champ!

[@zhmyh6599]

Dark souls 3 exists

[@r15835]

17:20 when Sonic beats Mario in the Olympics.

[@MarioMario-u1p]

Good one😂😂😂

[@nirreznik8567]

When Sonic lunches Mario out of the arena in Super Smash Bro.

[@DreadSHADIA]

my favorite part of this is that it's so fucking easy if you just take your time and try to juke him instead of trying to go full blast to the left

[@Plumpus3545]

To be fair, he’s using arrow keys on a keyboard.

[@cmb9173]

i haven't heard anyone use the term "juke" since i shared a room with a league of legends player like 8 years ago

[@fo9044]

​@@cmb9173 I think that's just you

[@superfriends-sammy]

​@@Plumpus3545arrow keys are easy to use for 2d platformers? Are you stupid?

[@mr.funnyman9765]

​​@@cmb9173Juke is a real word btw

[@conkface]

18:08 Christopher visitng a demented vegetable Tony Soprano in a nursing home

[@titanicmaster]

Lmao

[@lambsauce5312]

​@adenosine2electricboogaloo647real fucking shit, I love that scene with Sil

[@lambsauce5312]

@adenosine2electricboogaloo647 i disagree but its still a 9+/10 scene

[@franciasii2435]

This is such a disturbing display of addiction. The constant "this is my last one, i swear", the constant justification, the total connitive dissonance. He KNOWS his actions result in a net loss of enjoyment for him and chat, but he does it anyway, and claims "it's always been this way". He truly believes he is a slave to the game, and there is nothing he or anyone can do to convince him otherwise. Monstrously powerful.

[@Stubbornish]

Same as it ever was

[@Metzoid]

roachdoggJr...

[@bluedoggo483]

pleass write a book or something, i believe you will do great

[@dinnermeats2]

Gamblers quit before they win big!

[@beowulf4786]

i mean it was pretty enjoyable

[@nyantend0]

he raged so hard he turned into meatwad lmfaoooooo

[@TheGhostBoi64]

Timestamp?

[@zebedeezing4181]

@@TheGhostBoi6410:35 to 13:03

[@Fermin-hw5pd]

PIZZA PIZZA MAN

[@AwesomeMooseSmile]

He sounds more like Waspinator

[@samditto]

Honestly this is how i talk to myself in the car

[@Frostyfoxmist]

5:49 - 5:57 Vin became a mother in the 80’s mentioning that their child needs to get off the video game and do chores 💀

[@scott963]

Vinny's anger sparks some of the best noises on the planet

[@conquestanddeath4406]

13:23 I am so disappointed there isn’t a easter egg where you can punch MX in the nuts to stun him.

[@notaegg7387]

10:41 - Ralph Bluetawn crawled out from within Vinny and was reborn

[@collinstephens8057]

7:30 corrected himself after getting zapped by the neural implant

[@mark009vn]

and like an actual creepypasta protagonist he is possesed with a manic compulsion to continue even if it destroys him mentally and physically

[@dappermaverick]

"He's cheating. He's cheating. He's cheating, he's cheating, he's cheating. He-he's-he's he's rigged. He's a cheating motherfucker. It's it, that's all. Gotta use the Game Genie- Gotta use the Game Genie, I'm gonna plug the Game Genie RIGHT UP MY ASS!!!" words of insanity

[@blackspy8331]

i like how he just mutates into watto after 14:10

[@mrplaguedr.]

I THOUGHT I WAS INSANE GOOD TO KNOW YOU JEARD THAT TOO

[@kbity1]

poor guy suffers spontaneous wattification syndrome 😢

[@AwesomeMooseSmile]

The mind tricks YEAH

[@ignacev8x]

LUKE A$$!!!!8!8!8!!!

[@Coldsteak]

POOOOGGGGGG CHAAAAMMMPPPP

[@absolutemaniac7368]

WOOOOJJAAAAAAKKK

[@KoolTimYT]

I love how Vinny was raging more at the game than being scared lol

[@Ak4boi]

Truee

[@L0rdOfThePies]

Theres a point where a horror game gets so difficult it isnt scary anymore

[@christmasisforlosers]

love when he starts doing one of patrick batemans monologue. killed me

[@lasarousi]

I truly think that for a second, chat actually got worried when he got killed that one time Vinny spent more than half an hour trying this until he let a cacophony of quacks and gurgles not heard since marble it up. God bless this man

[@hamzainium]

MX saw him not being scared and went "y'know what? fuck this guy"

[@KC_Garcia]

"FEARLESSNESS DOESN'T GET YOU FAR"

[@areallycoolhat5427]

To think: if the game just had controller support, he would have played at least 25% better.

[@poudink5791]

never understood this cope. arrow keys are perfectly fine for 2D platformers

[@Patralgan]

25%

[@thegoldenblob69]

yeah, but a lot of gamers, especially older ones or streamers, tend to rely on controllers as a crutch anyway

[@pannnella]

@@thegoldenblob69saying a controller is a crutch is the most gamer (derogatory) take I’ve ever heard

[@thegoldenblob69]

@@pannnella i am a gamer (extreme derogatory /j) at heart. Also, I specifically meant "As a crutch," and I don't mind people who use controllers. But I do have a pet peeve toward people who blame their mistakes on "It's because I'm not using a controller" or whine whenever they have to use anything but a controller

[@halbarroyzanty2931]

Say what you will about this mario creepypasta game but when vinny thought it was over and the giant mario popped back out of the hole that was a scream of genuine terror

[@MilkyWayGrump]

Love the unexpected return of the Tinky Winky voice

[@Stonex180]

@Ostrava_Of_BoletariaI was thinking of that too lmao

[@extenduss]

*WHO'S DONE THIS?! TELL ME WHO THEY ARE, DUH-HUH TELL ME WHO THEY ARE. I GO SEE EM. RIGHT NOW. GO SEE EM RIGHT NOW HUH?*

[@VineVine-th3oe]

Time stamp?

[@MilkyWayGrump]

​@@VineVine-th3oe 10:34 or so

[@barrydheil]

0:10 a sign of bad hitboxes to come.

[@ttracs]

It’s not even really a bad hitbox it’s just that og Mario hitboxes are ridiculously generous

[@EngineerMonkeyBTD6]

12:53 Is the bad hitbox climax.

[@somethingenthusiast]

17:20

[@a-very-uncreative-handle]

this game has incrediblely bad hitbox im not defending that but in the clip he literally misses the goomba like completely

[@ElmoLahti]

@@a-very-uncreative-handle but if you imagine the goomba’s hitbox as a square bounding box like in the original mario, he definitely would have hit the top of it

[@ImmaLittlePip]

I dont know why but I read "Hey there champ" in the same tone as Patrick saying "Hey there buddy, Ive warmed it up for you"

[@jtlego1]

Its also got the same energy as SpongeBob saying "Okay, Get In!"

[@3three3three3three]

errrready to go?

[@JFJD]

*Did you get that thing I sent you?*

[@extenduss]

vinny completely and utterly lost all traces of himself once he started speaking like tinky winky

[@codiecola3636]

12:53 This bit is some grade A bull shit.

[@Connor_Kirkpatrick]

Skill issue

[@kalekidsav]

@@Connor_Kirkpatrickfuck u mean

[@Dr.Manninton]

​@@Connor_Kirkpatrick On the programmers end yes

[@cakesdown]

As a casual vinny viewer, I think this is the most emotion I've ever seen this man exude. Ever.

[@rainbowsylvie16]

this was the second stream i watched live and i joined right before he started yelling pizza when he died, i thought it was an ongoing bit what an interesting birthday present

[@heberb]

happy birthday!

[@TheWhiteDeerGrin]

Im late but happy bday

[@Dj-ms5ro]

happy birthday

[@MEATMANUNCHAINED]

7:11 WERE GOING DOWN LIKE THE PIZZA MAN WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣

[@qwerty3a]

15:53 I love whenever Vinny apologizes immediately after he screams

[@Radi_vvanker]

18:36 Mr the president ?!

[@FlyingPenguin3000]

1:53 Vinny just saying Luigi bullshit makes me giggle

[@SuperWiiBros08]

This was amazing to experience live

[@omegahpink]

omg superwiibros08 hiii! such a good stream

[@kez963]

Yas totally worth it, especially when he morphed into a frog 😅

[@averageguy3661]

I was just waiting till he gave up. The fact that he kept going got me laughing my ass off

[@firestarex3544]

MX, the one creepypasta character to actually drive their player insane.

[@misterturkturkle]

how it feels when they realize you know youre in a simulation

[@premiumvoy]

9:37 is the first time ive ever heard genuine fear escape vinny

[@TehSkullKid]

The spiritual sequel to the DKC3 Spider

[@congealeddairy]

gormless kong is good and best!!!!

[@Protog3n_pd2]

I love the intonation with which he said "FUCK!" At 4:44

[@STD64Productions]

1:09 the first time I heard him wheeze like that

[@Skul1ManEXE]

Momentarily turns back into Joel

[@youdonegoofed]

Joel-adjacent wheeze

[@EngineerMonkeyBTD6]

The calm before the storm.

[@georgeviney9360]

13:19 I was not expecting Vinny to just start reciting “Have a Cigar” by Pink Floyd

[@feartheb33k33p3r]

is it just me or does mario sound angrier every time he screams "LUUUUUUUCAAAAAAAAAAAAAS"

[@Paradox_Edge]

That'd be your brain forming pattern highways and filtering out anything deemed unnecessary. It's normal brain stuff, don't worry about it.

[@ian09dbz]

he does

[@valtoreshikariburinga5912]

"Granddad" looking a little different in 2024

[@jtlego1]

Honestly, I can't believe it was *this* particular Creepypasta/EXE that managed to get to Vinny, even if it wasn't in the way the creepypasta intended.

[@JinxedWickedJester]

Which Mario '85 cloud do you feel like today?

[@thedillestweed2644]

the one at 9:49

[@DissedRedEngie]

the one that looks like eggman

[@Chair_sloppenheimer]

One at 8:49 really speaks to me

[@kingofpizzarolls5693]

5:06 is how I feel right now

[@garrettfish8471]

​@@kingofpizzarolls56935:49

[@funnyWOMAB7048]

it's weird how this game just seems like a mario themed godzilla nes, it'd be like the most derivative pasta ever

[@ghostkai8713]

It would be, because derivative copies was a name of the creepypasta game. There was so many haunted ones - sonic.exe and ben drowned are not that different from this formula.

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

@@ghostkai8713BEN is nowhere near the same level of bad as Sonic.

[@yurifairy2969]

What made Godzilla NES good was the worldbuilding, which this has zero of.

[@TheMarioBBB]

Its not, its almost an exact 1:1 ripoff of the sonic pc port creepypasta/hack. Everything down to the background elements harming you, to the main character looking slightly off on the title screen, to the player 2 character having a different name than the actual character (alan/tails, lucas/luigi), to the fact that originally, this was literally called "mario pc port". Its such a blatant ripoff its shocking that its popular

[@stanthedemon1263]

​@yurifairy2969 keep in mind this is only a demo and will likely have more lore as time goes on

[@lauravturner]

I almost choked at "... ANOMALUSSY."

[@Mr.Pocket]

Hey there Champ

[@ChanceKearns]

Vinny just randomly turning ‘have a cigar’ into a monologue for absolutely no reason

[@xydis.06.03]

9:41 I love how genuinely caught off-guard Vinny was here. I bet he didn't expect him to just jump out like that

[@tallmyster1323]

"No more continues, you have my word as a man of Gonthor." Vinny was never actually a man of Gonthor.

[@TropicalEmperor]

I remember seeing this, it was hilarious when he went angry

[@sanitytheorist8221]

9:55 Vinny reveals he was Mike Patton's true duck form all along

[@sweetdannyandlisa]

9:55 The last 17 seconds of Carry Stress in the Jaw

[@IPODsify]

"no more continues after this" *looks at video runtime* ahhh, peak vinesauce

[@Aflay1]

Games back in the day traumatized me so much, I wouldn't be surprised if a game like this existed for real. It gives me the same vibe as Sinistar. An evil entity chasing you while digital horror sounds frantically play.

[@RebatDialga]

This is the exact moment Vinny became Lucas

[@Toactwithoutthinking]

Grand Dad mindbreaks Italian jabrony with a low tier creepypasta game

[@Gemidori]

Scarier than the official story tbh. Local pizzapasta aficionado finally drifts into true madness thanks to a demonic Mariowise beast.

[@dtims3262]

no longer is this big fucked up mario man a derivative of one of the dumbest classic creepypastas, he's his own big fucked up mario man. the mario man that made vinny go insane.

[@casowling]

Blario

[@cjdecelle]

Creepario

[@DiosBabilonia]

Is there even a single video game creepypasta that isn't dumb?

[@dono5529]

@@DiosBabilonia BEN Drowned and Gozilla NES are at the very least pretty interesting stories that uses the iea of "aaaa scary video game,,," pretty well i think

[@rud5101]

​@@dono5529 Ben Drowned is great just for being relatively high-effort for the time by coming with video evidence of the spooks

[@Meta77]

For those of you don't know, the controls are really messed up on some keyboards, i felt his rage.

[@ApeEscapeLover]

I mean he's on a US keyboard yeah? Wym some keyboards?

[@Meta77]

@@ApeEscapeLover i meant certain brands, i have a pretty high quality keyboard and you can't run and jump at the same time, you have to separately. Press the keys Edit: must clarify I have tested with other keyboards and results can vary

[@killpidone]

​@@Meta77I'd imagine in this day and age, Vinny has an RGB gaymer keyboard with n-key rollover so I don't think the keyboard is the issue.

[@Tonytheprano]

have a cigar

[@l5248]

you're gonna go far

[@TehSkullKid]

​@@l5248 You're gonna fly

[@bigblueassbaby9074]

i need a shower, take a nap

[@philiphunt-bull5817]

you're gonna make it if you try

[@eugeniaamariei8626]

Reference?

[@GoblinMagicandEngineering]

I was there for this, back in 1985 when Vinny did his stream via the pirate AM radio signal. Good times, no one but me would remember.

[@Pedrio2]

You see, Vinny's thrussy has fully healed from the con rot, so he told himself: "imma use it to it's full potential." And so he went and streamed this. :)

[@EndermanPierce]

This game is all there is in life. Its so funny watching streamer Vinny stream Mario ‘85 every single day. Who needs to play any other game when you have Mario ‘85?

[@Radi_vvanker]

Very good video to be constipated to

[@moss5356]

the fucking noise it makes every time text shows up

[@DjDeadpig]

Some of the noises that Vinny makes sound like the noises MX would make

[@Goomba1309]

9:58 Bro turned into Gollum 💀

[@MJasim86]

The "PIZZAAAAA" part always sends my sides into orbit.

[@MilkyWayGrump]

10:20 no clue why but I love the way he says this

[@LtSprinkulz]

"Peanus" in the DMC2 voice just sent my sides into orbit.

[@kalivnis7680]

bro doing a Thom Yorke impression

[@MegaLpso]

I've been watching vinny sense around elementary school and I'm now almost 22 and I have never seen vinny like this

[@cherryblossomtherum5260]

“90% percent quit before they win big.”

[@_GRAMPS]

16:59 that’s a broken man.

[@NOOBINATOR47]

This is the modern day "Super Mario Frustration" from 16 years ago.

[@2minuss]

Thanks to your comment I can finally find this video again after almost a decade. Amazing.

[@princessolmeca2933]

The D-Minor Mario theme slaps.

[@pengabob]

Holy crap when Mario slides as he's turning around the hitbox isn't even on the sprite at all. (Watch at 25% speed at 12:51 and 17:19) He's not just making excuses.

[@Boooo]

the overall physics are also pretty off compared to real smb

[@fluoriteByte]

​@@Boooo smb is lenient and the weird hitbox behavior was on purpose, this one has shit hitboxes

[@ShockInazuma]

That laugh at the beginning was the most genuine laugh Vinny has ever done.

[@twinhats8221]

that avgn impression was insane 18:03

[@phoebedraper170]

The sprite for when spooky mario changes direction is so hilariously goofy looking. And then the "WAHOO" absolutely sent me