Vinny - The Melpert Situation is Crazy

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[@LaidbackLost]

Give it another 5 years and chat will start calling Vinny a name typed entirely in Wingdings

[@tahunuva4254]

Vinesauce - Windings

[@toxicdemon5426]

5? I Give it a few months

[@WDWatameVirus]

Gastersauce

[@Beast0fBurden]

I bet well see it tonight on Sunday stream

[@squidboygrey2915]

Malpert is in some king of.... vinedscaue

[@draker5857]

melpert i beg

[@CramBob1]

melpert plez

[@annarenfold438]

I beg of thee, cease this asinine drivel

[@CopernicusLee]

beg

[@Zunbil]

Finally. Melpert lore

[@SamTheMarioMan]

Melpert. A worthy successor to Binyot.

[@annarenfold438]

or Barnyard

[@user-yv6xw7ns3o]

And Binty

[@Juan_3M3R]

And Booti

[@Sylpphire]

It’s amazing for the fact that it’s not even remotely close to his first name

[@na-ky8ou]

We went from "booti, plz" to "My Dearest Melpert", and it truly says a lot about our society.

[@GherkinGarboi]

9:40 context: Ms. Mowz kissed Mario and a chat member said "she kissed his Melpert." Vinny: "That is the worst thing I've read this month." Chat kept referring to "Melpert" as a bodily appendage and it destroyed Vinny's mind.

[@THEEVILAero]

That was the best evolution of Melpert

[@heyitshedgie]

Vinny talking about his dehydrated melpert really was the turning point huh

[@darthvaderdylan]

This was how i knew the word, so this video confused me lol

[@nutbuster6697]

playing with my melpy

[@casualbird7671]

I'm quite disappointed this video skipped that entire part of the arc

[@leekwelsh]

Couldn't even edge my melperts to this! Exploded immediately! Cleanup aisle on my melpants!

[@FunkiestChickenlawl]

Beef-Rank would be proud of such edging.

[@No1TypeC]

KZbin specifically asked me to rate this comment on a scale from Terrible to Excellent... I shall comment on this matter no further.

[@deeznuttes9340]

Melspert

[@MS-fe3vo]

Thwarted goonpert streak 😢

[@sgas]

lets just say heh, my melpert

[@divinecircularflow]

melpert, your team is impressive, as the subtitles are of supreme quality. I thank them for their efforts, and you for not being disappointing at the video games. - chat

[@ElArto95]

𝓜𝔂 𝓭𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓽...

[@na-ky8ou]

"I shall soon feast on your intergluteal parts. Yours truly, Nathaniel McDanooj"

[@DylanDecepticon]

So we have Robertsons and now melperts. I shudder to wonder what’s next

[@enorma29]

Arsenhollers

[@trashman1605]

Vinny is a huge fan of Futanari.

[@ghoulbuster1]

@@trashman1605 Based Excellent taste.

[@trashman1605]

​@@ghoulbuster1 couldn't agree more

[@annarenfold438]

he does have Paizuri, his sleep paralysis demon

[@seto007]

Archeologists in the future are gonna have a field day trying to piece together the events that went from this man being known as "Vinny" to being referred to as "Melpert"

[@NezomiFloof]

My dearest archeologist…

[@holdingpattern245]

I was trying to figure that out the whole video, I think the most plausible theory is it's a contraction of "Jim Halpert" since Vinny has a love of nonsensical euphemisms.

[@doggo6661]

bongwater pls

[@TomJakobW]

It‘s like those really weird etymological reconstructions where you think “…. tf did they come up with that one? Doesn’t even sound remotely close!”

[@theprophet5683]

Its so funny that Vinny made up his own freaky definition for "melpert" without any chatter's input like, what do you mean _my_ melpert (it doesn't help that the closest actual word, "malapert", is a verb that means to be bold-- or specifically, *_saucy_* ) Just what conspiracy is this part of, my dearest Melopuerto?

[@Robomorons]

This bit is literally just Dracula from Symphony of the Night.

[@crackedemerald4930]

imagine if dracula wrote you one of his fancy letters and called you melpert

[@chaosensei675]

*”WHAT is a MELPERT?!”*

[@annarenfold438]

@@chaosensei675 but a miserable pile of skibidi?!

[@realbartsimpson]

"For what profit is it to a man if he gains the world, and loses his own Melpert?" Matthew 13:37, I believe.

[@tahunuva4254]

I started calling my wife Melpert by accident (close to Muppet, another on my endless list of nicknames for her). If she files for divorce, I know who to write to.

[@CapnShades]

I was running Dungeons and Dragons for some friends and needed a name for a travelling wizard character. I decided on 'Melpert' after a small period of self-deliberation.

[@tahunuva4254]

Melpert's Acid Stream

[@03Sys]

Rare instance of an official Vinesauce video with actual closed captions.

[@apieceofbitsandpieces342]

I love how Vinny makes this guy sound like a Victorian man angrily writing a letter to his lover.

[@legendarycryptid2629]

I can't believe Vinny uploaded a Critikal video to his highlights channel, description and all.

[@nateharants6730]

Barnyard is still my favorite nickname

[@coryphillips7995]

My dearest Melpert....

[@NathanTheMan]

9:51 The most joyous laughter that Melpert has ever expelled.

[@FeenieVonKarma]

HE DEHYDRATES!!

[@Cat_Paradox]

0:27 Vinny saying 2 words is making me suffer major brainyot

[@ofalltrades1707]

“I wonder what’s for Dinner.”

[@gangalot]

i WONDER--

[@iconsumelead2173]

Vincent 'Melpert' van Sauce

[@ViniGamer222]

MelpertLIVE

[@Makinri]

personal vocal stim compilation

[@yiraw]

We were robbed of the promised elf breeding farm...

[@charlesplante]

I've seen it my restless dreams, it's beautiful...and a little sticky.

[@ghoulbuster1]

The elfs are the friend we bred along the way.

[@charlesplante]

@@yiraw it's free to pirate on Android, I might download it later, ya know, for research.

[@Nintentheheartless]

His melpert voice is a cross between George Takei, G-man and Dracula from Symphony of the Night

[@xlaider]

"my dearest Melpert..." sounds like the intro of a soulslike boss

[@wellywell1064]

Its great how the Melpert voice evolves to be an emotional Dreamcast Seaman

[@Shevlander]

What is the Vinny name pipeline? Vinny(Already short for Vincent) Binny Binyot Melpyot Melpert

[@pinkushatejar]

My dearest melpert My dearest melbourne My dearest megusta My dearest merpel My dearest melpor What will it be next

[@Polarcon]

My dearest Melpert, why cant I think of a funny joke for the comment section? Clearly its because of your uninspiring performance. Yours truly and forever, Chatoid esquire.

[@SinfulCreature]

MELPERT INJURED

[@PuppyFromTheAlt]

The Title Situation is CRAZY...

[@cailenskelly]

I thought this was a pyro slop video at first

[@LtSprinkulz]

Pyro fans have one joke andy syndrome.

[@tahunuva4254]

​@@LtSprinkulzthe Pyro situation is Melpert

[@hypeman958]

​@@tahunuva4254the is pyro situation melpert

[@86pp73]

​@@hypeman958 situation melpert the pyro is

[@ghoulbuster1]

THE SITUATION IS TERRIBLE

[@LaLiLuLeLo1293]

The Melpert bit is one of my favorites of all time. It's the serious 1800s letter writing style that really gets me.

[@sergioescobar1391]

"WHAT IS A MELPERT?"

[@kyliehenderson1417]

a miserable little pile of secrets

[@ziumbalapl]

​@@kyliehenderson1417 melpertable

[@na-ky8ou]

​@@kyliehenderson1417 *dehydration

[@callmetony4399]

Vinny-binny-binni-binyot-brainyot-booti-barnyard-bongwater-disc slot-???-my most beloved melpert.

[@fabulog7010]

who up dehydrating they melpert rn

[@theturts9626]

vinny will make up a chat member and then get mad at chat for reminding him of them

[@nonungus]

Oh no... there's UwU on the URL

[@modestMismagius105]

ÙwÚ

[@reyiwan1]

UwU?

[@PuppyFromTheAlt]

owo

[@ghoulbuster1]

Mewpert....

[@pikminman13]

it's not even some random assortment of capitalization its exactly that

[@TheJalynJJ]

Dearest Melpert, please make sure you say hi to the kids today… they miss you. Sincerely, chat

[@Ramperdos]

Melpert Gear Solid era of Vinesauce. Truly an Elderly Lord as yourself can be called Melpert.

[@alexanderduluoz]

My dearest Melpert, your worst sin of all is that you’ve betrayed yourself, and for nothing.

[@Samwow]

The captions on this video are really good!

[@shruumy09]

the melp melpens...

[@wolfgunworld]

the slop thickens

[@NeonTheNoble]

9:35 P.S.: O U C H !

[@cha14cha14]

The glorious return of the closed captions! Thank you, Melpert and Co.

that thumbnail and title killed me. I am dead.

[@Hwarming]

He sounds like he's doing the "brother can you spare some oats" monologue

[@Erialc427]

5:46 okay but why does he sound like Yami Yugi ?!

[@Cat_Paradox]

Yami y u play shadow gaeme? Yugi, please play Dark MagiCian 2. It good, _puh-LEEZ!_

[@billclintonsmagicbeefarm]

Almost went the whole video without the 'dehydrated melpert' plot development

[@hotwheelsdeepstate]

Pitch perfect emulation of drama tuber title and thumbnail

[@subekyuuke]

i hope you guys know that "melpert imagery" is a deeply ingrained part of my vocabulary and the sole way i refer to weird images i see on pixiv

[@MaddoScientist0]

I started calling my cat "Melpertino", I'm too far gone

[@vichobocho_archivo]

Its so funny that the only word in spanish vinny knows is tres leches

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

Vinny, the true boss, and melpert, the phantom that carries on his legacy in the battlefield

[@Youtubin20]

Now this is truly Melpert™ moment.

[@junolysses]

9:48 is the most joyous aura of pure whimsy i've heard from vinny. much akin to a lighthearted satyr.

[@blythea.wolfgang2702]

Melpyot

[@ClevelandRock]

This URL ends in "UwU".

[@blackdressbess195]

Sir Melpert, thine words be melancholic, what quest would you have your loyal chat embark upon?

[@sirrealism7300]

Aaah my guiding Melpert, you were at my side all along...

[@PrismTheKid]

I like how the Melpert Chatter voice slowly went from SotN Dracula and shifted into Superintendent Chalmers

[@grizzogor]

Thank you to keku for the closed captions! It makes for a more entertaining watch and helps me understand what's being said better.

[@TropicalEmperor]

Melpert

[@iownu92]

Mega64 has a bit like this called ‘Shakespeare Theatre’ where they reenact especially wordy complaint comments with an old timey British inflection, lol

[@Majoraspersona]

melpuerto....

[@ironencepersonal9634]

How did we go from "Vinny" to "Melpert"

[@Ashurman666]

Don't you know about the Vinny to Melpert pipeline?

[@ghoulbuster1]

Check the enclosed Vinny Lore Book

[@NikoPikoo]

It's still so unreal to me to see that image of the gigachad on the computer. The original image of that computer desk is from a finnish documentary named "Logged in" about internet addiction and loneliness and was used as a reaction image on the finnish 4chan equivalent for quite a while before it hit the mainstream as a meme.

[@JoneBone-zv1kr]

Vinny’s melpert voice sounds like the way Chris talks in the gameboy advanced blue edition creepypasta

[@nanomario]

MELPERTI PLEEEEEEES

[@Kaerucon]

4:20 Omg is that the David_Bowie_Sensei who saved the Alamo and created the bowie knife by making a song about saving the Alamo.

[@yont3384]

I think Melpert should fuse with Booti pls

[@MrBasilion]

My dearest Melpert, it has come to my attention that you are mocking me and my messages of pure concern about the steady decline of skill regarding your interactive audiovisual gambits. As of this moment of writing I am hereby formally requesting you to seize the balderdash and reconsider your actions. Best wishes for your recovery, Chat.

[@mikoirl]

4:32 haha that red name and blind badge seems familiar... oh, that's me. That's me in the Melpert video, dehydratin' my Melpert.

[@argnator]

4:20 wait a minute is that the same David_Bowie_Sensei from Ster and Jerma's RTD RPG RVSP TF2 gameplay commentary video who invented the Bowie Knife at the Alamo??? The stars truly collide wherever Melpert travels.

[@redsunz2036]

6:16 this feels like Vinny (melpert) being scolded by a Seaman

[@barrothontherocks3325]

vinny's disappointed melpert chat member rants are giving me flashbacks to that narrated review of the super click one button to win rpg flash game

[@mcdugnutt1570]

This highlight reel tells me that, like so many others before it, this bit is yet another excuse for our dearest Melpert to flex his legitimately great voice acting skills.

[@TehCakeIzALie1]

Yeah, Wibby's just got one of those names _edit:_ does anyone else hear just a touch of Matthew Mercer in his Melpert Chat(/Chad) Voice?

[@Felecc]

Mr Vinesauce, why the URL to this video conains "UwU" at the end?

[@sailorseren]

I was going to jokingly say that I'm getting "my dearest melpert" tattooed somewhere but I also live in fear (and admiration) of someone actually doing that for real

[@BernieVtuber]

Melpert is Vinny's game of thrones OC.

[@brainoneggs9231]

I misread the title as "Vinny - The Matpat Situation is Crazy", and when I clicked on the video, I was confused as to what Vinny being called, and saying "Melpert" had to do with Matpat. I then reread the title and understood what was wrong.

[@Befr13420]

Thanks you pyro for the title

[@deste7453]

Look up "Vinny's many aliases" for context on the name melpert

[@CluckN]

The loathsome Melperter

[@nick-playercharacter8583]

I have done my best to try and forgive you, Melpert, but your misdeeds have exceeded all possible considerations.

[@IDSearcher]

I love that his Melpert voice sounds like a character from Legacy of Kain

[@RamblingGreek]

i been watching vinny for over ten years, never heard of this melpert bit before

[@This-Was-Sparta]

melpbertsons

[@sgas]

excellent thumbnail and title as USUAL JOHNSAUCE

[@iownu92]

The chat member who came up with melpert must feel amazing

[@sethbryant7894]

YEEEESSS MELPERT IS MY FAVORITE VINESAUCE BIT THANK YOU FOR ALL THE MELPERT CONTENT

[@sethbryant7894]

One might even say... these are melpert gains...

[@GmodPlusWoW]

Reggie's wife could learn a thing or two... ...and so too could the stream, were it not for Melpert neglecting to read House of Leaves to them. If only they knew that God, for all intents and purposes, is an equals sign, which only deepens the horror of the experience.

[@Feelin_DanDy]

Vinny, why are you like this?

[@veggsbacon1891]

The video description is a description of All time.

[@Powoga]

Time for some extremely Melpertinent puns.

[@pancookieplays]

Anyone else up Melpping they Pert?