Vinny - Why Mobile Ads

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@Xanek Ай бұрын

C O C K INJURED HOOOOOLY that has to be so painful

@thewiseoldfox Ай бұрын

C O C K EVISCERATED

@crazyluigi6664 Ай бұрын

C O C K PERMANENTLY DESTROYED

@morkusthecat Ай бұрын

C O C K SHATTERED

@RF-Ataraxia Ай бұрын

C O C K PULPED

@pain.6619 Ай бұрын

C O C K OBLITERATED

@raynaldiyudhistira4851 Ай бұрын

"OW, MY BALLS!" "Anyway, back to building a village."

@nyancatpoptart5441 Ай бұрын

That's the story of this game. Two guys scraped his balls against a cactus and that motivated him to start his own empire.

@borntopwnyou Ай бұрын

@nyancatpoptart5441 That really does sound like it could be some ancient empire's founding myth

@billkormas3460 Ай бұрын

Feudalism

@crazyluigi6664 Ай бұрын

@@borntopwnyou How the fuck would children happen, though?

@RyouShi98 Ай бұрын

@@nyancatpoptart5441 Basically the Fountainhead

@conelybiscuit4985 Ай бұрын

took a cactus bandsaw to the taint and was up building furnaces and huts not 10 seconds later. what a champ

@LocalSlasher Ай бұрын

A champ, eh?

@crazyluigi6664 Ай бұрын

@@LocalSlasher Slime girl would take whatever she can get from him...

@cbgenius_ Ай бұрын

@@crazyluigi6664 If there even is anything left.

@logandunlap9156 Ай бұрын

millennials and gen z could never

@christopherwilliams9418 Ай бұрын

Cactus bandsaw to the taint AND at least 3 gold bars up the ass AND like a 30 foot drop lmfao

@pajamapantsjack5874 Ай бұрын

We gotten to idiocracy’s “ow my balls” territory

@crazyluigi6664 Ай бұрын

This feels like it's worst than that, though.

@Gidon147 Ай бұрын

@@crazyluigi6664It's not Live action yet so i beg to differ

@Eidako Ай бұрын

go away im baitin'

@Unwanted_truth_ Ай бұрын

Humans fell below that line years ago, we're continuing to fall further into existential threat territory Humans are profoundly stupid

@OdaSwifteye Ай бұрын

"Ow my balls" was the humor of the time the film was made, much less the far future the movie takes place in.

@beansat3am Ай бұрын

That thumbnail is an atrocity.

@WesleyFiles Ай бұрын

The clip was far worse.

@BillWill1616 Ай бұрын

The whole ad is an atrocity

@aceplace3357 Ай бұрын

What the fuck did I just watch

@crazyluigi6664 Ай бұрын

@@BillWill1616 Exactly, my dude!

@icheeva1 Ай бұрын

It got me to click lol

@Ashurman666 Ай бұрын

And on today's episode of "The creator's barely disguised fetish"

@crazyluigi6664 Ай бұрын

Is it really, though? Because it looks like they wanted to experiment on a new potential torture method for the 21st century.

@nyancatpoptart5441 Ай бұрын

"Alright. So we're making a resource management game similar to Empire Earth. What should the story be?" "How about two big muscular men, take the guy you start off with and scrape his dick against a cactus, and that motivates him to build his own kingdom?" "Absolutely brilliant!"

@robloxgamr2006 Ай бұрын

More like “The Creator’s Barely Disguised Torture Method”

@caesar4409 Ай бұрын

@@robloxgamr2006That shit remind me something of the Donkey Craddle or that saw torture device that goes up your bottom. Sickening

@unquestionableexistance8704 Ай бұрын

@@caesar4409 2 Dongs 1 kong

@joshuareesor1756 Ай бұрын

The ad doesn't even show him getting revenge on the perpetrators, or even working towards it. The Cactus and Boxers Torture literally serves zero purpose beyond shock value.

@venus98354 Ай бұрын

He’s moved on and just wants to build a house and um. Probably not start a family but he could still have a spouse I guess??

@juliandelapena4293 Ай бұрын

Not everything is about revenge chat member, the dude clearly is in another plane of existence where such things are trivial and he only cares about building his little village for his people.

@ChesterManfred Ай бұрын

Mobile ad moment

@BROKEN-ENGLISH Ай бұрын

He has no enemies

@fartlordsmellytoe3690 Ай бұрын

Revenge is a never ending cycle

@franck-oq4jv Ай бұрын

someone: the future sucks, literally 1984, I wish I was in the past typical afternoon in medieval times:

@jfa99 Ай бұрын

okay the cactus part sucks, but ads and marketing don't exist yet so it's a toss up

@kwisowofer9872 Ай бұрын

@@jfa99On one hand, they didn’t have Crypto Luigi, but on the other, they didn’t have Crypto Luigi

@crazyluigi6664 Ай бұрын

@@kwisowofer9872 I-I-I-I just bought more land in the Metaverse, now I'm getting my dick dismembered by a cactus...

@gaminginthelincolnyears Ай бұрын

@@jfa99 I mean, it's either annoying ass ads, or getting the black plague

@JacobKinsley Ай бұрын

Ah yes the old classic ball-n-cactus game, now they just have minecraft and fortnite

@Christian00W2 Ай бұрын

This felt like something they would unironically do in Jackass.

@ChesterManfred Ай бұрын

"Hello everyone, I'm Vincent Vinesauce-o and this is cactus and ball torture"

@mandai2 Ай бұрын

@@ChesterManfred Vinny-o

@Robert_Refrigerator Ай бұрын

Don't give them any ideas

@HumbleAshe Ай бұрын

Going from “cock and ball torture” to a broken spine on that pillar is definitely overkill.

@NathanTheMan Ай бұрын

I don’t know why the ads that start off with a bunch of tough guys beating up something innocent so unreasonably over-the-top is hilarious to me, but it is.

@derpstick5467 Ай бұрын

It’s just that way sometimes or all the time in your case.

@poweroffriendship2.0 Ай бұрын

That is until the guy fights back with his Lvl. 100 phase.

@HiddenEvilStudios Ай бұрын

The Chinese seem very fond of physical comedy at the expense of others.

@ZanderTheUnthonkable Ай бұрын

Its a realistic demonstration of the existing players beating up new joiners

@nintengurnd Ай бұрын

cactus and balls torture

@crazyluigi6664 Ай бұрын

😳😫

@d9zirable Ай бұрын

Hold on this version has BLOOD. The one I saw on twitter doesn't

@ChesterManfred Ай бұрын

This version is for the children. Of course.

@humanhuman7280 Ай бұрын

@@ChesterManfred should have pieces of the dong and some cream spread also if its for the kids

@ricoanderson6626 Ай бұрын

I just got a mobile ad a little bit ago that was for a game called winter survival or whatever, but the gameplay it showed was from the 1999 PS1 game Sled Storm. Its really funny how KZbin is so adverse to letting people use adblock, but have literally no quality control or oversight so we get stuff like Cactus CBT and actual fraud.

@SergioSergio12345 Ай бұрын

Sled Storm? Thats fucking wild.

@lefishe5845 Ай бұрын

Ill stop using adblock if they stop showing us shit ads

@ddd7291 Ай бұрын

does the cartel make these damn ads

@HumbleAshe Ай бұрын

*That’s how mafia works*

@bdfsminotaur805 Ай бұрын

Best comment.

@ShockedTaiLung Ай бұрын

I wanna see the pitch meetings for these ads

@crazyluigi6664 Ай бұрын

Spoiler alert, they don't have them. Or rather, they just throw shit on the wall and do whatever they want to do with them.

@leetri Ай бұрын

"Cactus CBT is TIGHT!"

@Eidako Ай бұрын

WANTED: Animator to create online ad for mobile game. Must create own assets, will not be provided a copy of the game. The more bizarre and outlandish, the better. Pay is $100 upon acceptance of ad.

@ChesterManfred Ай бұрын

"Uhhhrgghh, I want guy get wee wee hurt by cactus. NOW" Yes sir

@Channel-jh5ef Ай бұрын

they are probably in chinese

@3slimy5me Ай бұрын

the Twins in Red Shorts are the most evil characters in all of fiction

@crackstuntman22 Ай бұрын

Actual cbt

@enthiegavoir5955 Ай бұрын

Character development, the Vinny of last season would have screamed "Noo!" Upon witnessing an atrocity. Present season Vinny has become hardened and jaded.

@crazyluigi6664 Ай бұрын

I mean, he still did considering the one with the guy disguised as the chair a couple ads before it...

@BIGBLUBLUR Ай бұрын

Vinny only has visceral reactions to weird s3x or fetish stuff, this is simply cartoonishly violent

@VELVET_WARRIOR Ай бұрын

first to pass out at the sleepover:

@_HJ_K Ай бұрын

Thumbnail is exactly what we used to do with the boys back in high school

@Susowusjud4933 Ай бұрын

Nobody cares, go to school

@TheGoofyGooner Ай бұрын

I love the 3 emotions of “WHY!?😆 why?😐 why…?😔”

@Camphreneas Ай бұрын

“You have lost…your *_CHILDREN BEARING PRIVILEGES”_* Also, I like how Vinny didn’t even question how that guy recovered so fast after that medieval-like torture punishment after all that.

@crazyluigi6664 Ай бұрын

To be fair, how can one mentally process something like that so damn quickly after seeing a torture method so grotesquely inhumane like that?

@cinnamonbeardstud Ай бұрын

Cactus Ball Torture

@MilesEdgeworth129 Ай бұрын

When CBT is considered acceptable for commercial advertising, to *all ages,* mind you... I think it's really time to think about how far we have fallen as a species.

@Gman18 Ай бұрын

EXTREME CBT

@MalleusSemperVictor Ай бұрын

Human consciousness is a tragic misstep in human evolution, someone once said.

@Forever_Zero Ай бұрын

I already accepted that watching mobile ads is when you lose your reason, your soul and your humanity.

@JonnyCrackers Ай бұрын

I hate ads, but I can appreciate the sheer absurdity of some of the stuff these mobile game people come up with.

@SuperWiiBros08 Ай бұрын

Is not funny when it happens to you

@EpochSecutor Ай бұрын

It's more of a spectator sport, honestly.

@VELVET_WARRIOR Ай бұрын

everything okay at home...?

@909After Ай бұрын

Why is it always the town building games that have the most completely batshit and unhinged ads?

@crazyluigi6664 Ай бұрын

>Implying it's not other types of games that could do that also...

@UncleSmithers Ай бұрын

building a town does things to a man

@ChesterManfred Ай бұрын

Or the underground zombie ones. Or the.. I'd rather not even talk about that one.

@rompevuevitos222 15 күн бұрын

Because they are copying the same ad format, these companies aren't just unable of making a good game, they are also unable to come up with their own ideas. I doubt this is a town management game at all.

@Jsslade 9 күн бұрын

*SHE IS ACTUALLY IN OUR GAME, MY LORD*

@lewatoaofair2522 Ай бұрын

KZbin: That thumbnail probably violates our T&As. also KZbin: Thanks for this ad, [mobile game company]. We shall play it far and wide.

@AYeenInSpace Ай бұрын

That was absolutely atrocious, and then the dude just recovered like all that didn't happen.

@MrTrippleAAA Ай бұрын

I don't understand why they think shock value shit like this is enough to make us want to play their games. It's funny that these exist, don't get me wrong. But does this actually work on people?

@enorma29 Ай бұрын

the fact that they stil exist sadly means yes.

@crazyluigi6664 Ай бұрын

@@enorma29 The problem is it isn't like the past with video game consoles where you need to pay for the games to get the profit. The profit comes from microtransaction bullshit more often than not. In other words, people need to fucking stop with that shit!

@cho-ws4bf Ай бұрын

It works on children. Which is their main market anyway

@LostElsen Ай бұрын

I think it's a way for marketing depart to report increased views. With an ad campaign the amount of people unable to click away for like 5 seconds at least oughta increase for sure.

@SaibotKing2000 Ай бұрын

They do it for the views, and they get the attention of those with short attention spans just scrolling

@JacobTheCroc Ай бұрын

CBT Wizard knows no boundaries, only CBT.

@SamusV4 Ай бұрын

The first few seconds of that should constitute a refund for a game I didn't even purchase.

@GenesisAkaG Ай бұрын

Which lucrative third set of people intersects CBT enthusiasts and AoE2 enjoyers on a Venn diagram that these ads are targeting?

@Flaxdosh Ай бұрын

This is obviously a torture scene not meant to be seen on public television.

@crazyluigi6664 Ай бұрын

Shit, man was never meant to imagine such shit like this...

@alfredsupersauce Ай бұрын

The absolute absurd state of mobile game ads.

@SergioSergio12345 Ай бұрын

Age of Empires if they werent fucking around

@Future_Doggo Ай бұрын

WHY IS IT ALWAYS BOCK AND CALL TORTURE

@markguyton2868 Ай бұрын

That poor saguaro cactus...

@crazyluigi6664 Ай бұрын

Poor man also...

@Cgeta4 Ай бұрын

it's like grating for parmesan cheese

@hyphe1337 Ай бұрын

That is one hell of a torture method I tell ya

@crazyluigi6664 Ай бұрын

Let's be thankful that we moved past torture methods in life...

@TECAgain Ай бұрын

Of course these ads. I'm not surprised anymore.

@scott963 Ай бұрын

Literal torture device

@unquestionableexistance8704 Ай бұрын

CBT has never felt this severe

@killwind Ай бұрын

Mobile game ads are willing to do ANYTHING nowadays to keep a person's attention, and I love it.

@roboxenogaming2047 Ай бұрын

Ok. This is the first step in which step an Ad Regulation Law will start from.

@hamsteak4219 Ай бұрын

Yakuza Heat Action!! :D

@ivyw5862 Ай бұрын

I don’t even have a gurken, but I felt that shit through the phone

@tenchimuyo69 Ай бұрын

At least he was in the condition to construct two buildings after.

@crazyluigi6664 Ай бұрын

But at what cost, though? 😔

@trgo7813 Ай бұрын

do you ever feel like building your own empire after 2 guys ride your gooch over a cactus ?

@Koppu1doragon Ай бұрын

My favorite part is that the CBT didn't even have anything to do with the game.

@knatspray Ай бұрын

“Disregard pain, the climb must continue.” -Hime Beyinjured

@RobertoGoodra Ай бұрын

Torture in the past tense. The Holy Inquisition of Spain 🇪🇸

@LocalSlasher Ай бұрын

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

@linkly9272 Ай бұрын

I like how KZbin's algorithm thought this was Minecraft Earth.

@ChargeQM Ай бұрын

They just ripped off Age of Empires for the art too, damn.

@Harpy-with-Legs Ай бұрын

That man will never have kids

@trixsomethingsomething2095 Ай бұрын

It actually hurt just looking at it...

@silvore64 Ай бұрын

These ads never gets old.

@MrBloodomer Ай бұрын

Just the Thumbnail is enough to make me feel pain

@percivaldotburgers Ай бұрын

Like a Dragon DLC

@Hamburger8079 Ай бұрын

This hurts simply just to look at

@HermitMongoose Ай бұрын

This went from cursed to AoE2 in like 5 seconds flat

@darrylferguson3622 Ай бұрын

Dear lord, that was viscerally painful

@bioguy8329 Ай бұрын

My word he got over that quick.

@Polomance862 Ай бұрын

This is why you can't navigate the internet without an adblocker. KZbin especially.

@Kitsunzero4 Ай бұрын

CBT Wizard would be proud.

@lordsquid6652 Ай бұрын

That counts as CBT

@ShinigamiSamaH Ай бұрын

Ah yes, casual CBT ads, my favorite. KZbin and Google: I see nothing wrong here.

@KoopaFan12 Ай бұрын

That is not what expect this one to be. And I saw the thumbnail.

@ManlyKirby Ай бұрын

i love how that's literally just age of empires

@CoreyBranham-mz6np 24 күн бұрын

I remember the last time I had my groin splintered aggressively on a cactus and then being thrown off a cliff, I immediately had so much energy for carpentry

@pablobogopablogames2270 10 күн бұрын

i love how he gets his balls destroyed by a cactus and violated by a huge crystal and the first thing that comes to mind is to start a civilization

@Justntelleon Ай бұрын

It feels like every time Commercial Chaos shows up at a Sunday stream, the mobile game ads keep getting WORSE.

@seriousspikesam7770 Ай бұрын

I have not felt phantom pain like this for a good while. Thanks a lot.

@HarvoSpoon Ай бұрын

watching this makes me feel a stinging disturbance in my waist area

@fruitninja7681 Ай бұрын

How Katanaman describes what Deji and Aki did to him

@ZombieChicken1310 Ай бұрын

CBT moment

@Resolver101 Ай бұрын

balls over

@EngineerMonkey-zp3yj Ай бұрын

NOT THE CACTUS RIMMING!

@cosmicdunsparce Ай бұрын

I'm glad he recovered from his injury to make an empire

@masterseal0418 Ай бұрын

I saw a response to this ad on Twitter where the commenter compared it to a special attack from the Yakuza series, which Kiryu/Majima/Ichiban uses on his opposer. Doesn't seem out of place.