We Roast Our Starter Pokemon, Then We Battle!

[@Vintendo]

Subscribe or you’re a weenie… boom roasted 🔥

[@Lylizabeth]

No

[@MaxdaMiataMX5]

Do the drilunk then battle you reached the like goal of last video

[@thepowerofaaaaaaaaaaa2575]

I’ll always be a weenie cause I don’t have a yub beanie

[@fredscarpete8543]

i eat tacos

[@liamt4894]

You know what they say, you are what you eat 😉

[@lucarudloff687]

Ahh yes, the old golurk/golet/pikachu bug. Back at it again.

[@EDLEWET]

Thought I had seen those 3 somewhere else

[@lucarudloff687]

@@EDLEWET they come up in this exact order in multiple videos

[@itsyourpalbig7586]

It’s crazy how specific the bug is

[@MaxWeb2599]

This must be around the 6 times this happens. I simply thought they used similar files but now with the Pikachu back to back...

[@Jeksignup49]

That randomized starter set kinda rings a bell from a different video

[@Patterrz]

the best roast, was the one of ourselves

[@ivorycxxxx]

🔥

[@davidross5305]

"You are your own greatest critique" - Sum Dum Gai

[@CR-On-VR]

You are him💪💪

[@areatrix]

eughhh *hughhh HACAKKK* EUYHHHH *throws up*

[@stone5against1]

Loved the banter between you two haha I hope you two get invited to one of the many stupid quizzes around youtube lately (along with.. iunno, whoever)

[@V01d_X]

bro doesn't realize the Fidough next to the golduck is also shiny.

[@dr.bentenjaminoctaviusocto1658]

Bro doesn't realize they're allowed to use correct grammar even though there's on the Internet

[@PlatinumWalkthroughs1]

They’re*, you’re welcome

[@dr.bentenjaminoctaviusocto1658]

@@PlatinumWalkthroughs1 dammit

[@alexgrissom3513]

Engagement bait

[@amazingrik]

Yes I was about to comment that

[@alexheldman]

3:40 yikes, that's gotta be the biggest roast of the video... And it's against themselves😂

[@sedentaryscorpion]

The worst part is- it’s still QUALITY content 😂

[@Fyrefrye]

Saw that... and instantly scrolled down to see how high up this comment was going to be.

[@TrafDSung]

that pikachu golett golurk randomiser has been reused like 5 times in everyones videos and everyone forgets theyve had it before 😭😭😭

[@jaredduncan8495]

That's because it's freshly randomized. But when the randomizer messes up, it gives Pikachu, golurk, golett. In that order every time. So they just haven't caught onto it being a glitch

[@arktikalik]

​@@jaredduncan8495No Luke pointed it out so at least a couple of them know

[@Kambo_TV]

As soon as he said it was the weirdest randomization he had ever seen and the pikachu was shown I knew exactly what was about to go down

[@babyhazey2909]

SAME. i just had to check to comments to see if anyone else noticed

[@mandolorian162]

The Pika/Golurk and Franks 'Oh this is a pokemon battle' are my favorite bits

[@OakInOasis]

"How about you put down the pearls and pick up a personality?" FLAMES 🔥

[@Spearmint4]

3:39 dang they didn’t need to do Vinny like that… Also not only was the golduck at 5:10 Shiny, but also the fidough. So yeah. Patterrz is a lucky son of a gun, but in the worst ways possible.

[@ElliottPac-t5b]

Yeah

[@Gwen1001]

9:53 yo, the dad, the son, and their pet rat made a return just go get roasted by some random probobpass across the street

[@GameNight_Gangsters]

7:01 was Definitely Personal 😂😂😂😂😂

[@adamdecoder1]

Patters: People can't even pronounce this pokemon's name correctly Also Patters: "eMuLiSaY"

[@akshayaggarwal5148]

Pokemon company's official pronunciation is in fact "eeloomeezay" for illumise pokemon

[@jaxpool155]

every time pat calls vinny "vineyard" i lose my mind, you two are comedy goldmines😂

[@roeimedina4857]

the pikachu, golurk, golett bug strikes again...

[@SuperHeroStoriesUnlimited]

Why does that keep happening

[@ButteryCowEgg]

@@SuperHeroStoriesUnlimitedprobably using the same random seed. That would be my guess at least

[@just0_]

I love Jumpluff, it's shit but I once got it in a random gen 8 battle on Showdown with Acrobatics, SD and Strength Sap, and it actually swept my opponent's whole team, bro had a whole Solgaleo and STILL lost. It's had a special place in my heart ever since

[@T_Raffety]

“Nobody used (Jumpluff) and for good reason” Alpharad’s Baabu Worshippers: 🤬👹

[@darioschottlender]

21:30 Geomancy with physical moves is a roast in itself.... *cue the horns

[@Alsebra]

Not completely...increased Special Defense and Speed can be quite helpful.

[@njivwathomassilavwe2056]

Holy shit Aipom does look like it belongs in Poppy's Playtime

[@ave_maria323]

Yup

[@CraftBros890]

That exact pikachu golurk and golette randomization happened before that's insane does the randomizer follow a set pattern so you've finially made it back to an old randomization.

[@rebekah4761]

That is so weird. I wonder if the ones after those are the same too. I don't remember seeing the other video, but I only starting watching a few weeks ago.

[@justinfriedman2039]

I've seen that one in like 4 or 5 randomize videos ar this point.

[@flabort]

From what other commenters are saying, I gather that if an error takes place during the randomization, it defaults to this.

[@paradocks184]

"Put down the pearls and pick up a personality" is definitely the highlight roast for me

[@Trebord_]

15:56 Fun fact, Crabominable's palm pads open outwards to grab things. As if there wasn't enough wrong with it already.

[@youngtruth77]

The Pikachu, Golurk and Golett random again lol. Has to be a bug at this point lol

[@gravajaumbros]

The moment I saw Vinny had put on Geomancy I just went, "oh, no. He forgot that Xerneas and his signature move aren't in this game. Hope that doesn't come back to bite him."

[@KenD0ntMiss]

The Pikachu Golerk randomization comes up so often lol.

[@NinJenna]

You did well on the Final Countdown this time Pat! *applause* You guys need to change the title to we bully our starters and then we fight! 🤣😂🤣

[@anyathepanther7977]

That Mudkip Roast feelt personell😂 "Put down the Pearls and get a Personality!" Those are some Bars!

[@astrel1275]

I can't decide what's funnier--Vinny venting his long suppressed, primal rage against mudkip, or him taking until the last round to find a genuinely cutting roast on primarina lmao

[@fearandwar6090]

the pikachu, golurk, golett has returned again

[@Full_Send_Gaming]

Vinny singing the “mia khalifa” diss was definitely not on my 2024 bingo card 😂😂😂😂

[@WhisperNuggetz]

The Vinny Tendo Roast of Mudkip should've ended with' "Go touch grass nerd. Oh, that's right, you can't. You quad weak, bit."

[@beardlessdragon]

The Crabominable roast really was the "stop, he's already dead" meme, Vinny went IN on Crabominable lol

[@MrSinisterSandman]

Couldn't even remember Crabominable's name and poor Crabrawler got some side-eye, yo.

[@pointeplusplus]

All joking aside, I don’t think these videos will “dry up” for me. I’ve been working from home recently and they make great companions for that! The vibes are always on point, they’re funny, and they don’t have the type of “plot” where it’s bad if you missed something. Thanks for making them!

[@datonemf16432]

I think shinies having a buff, like getting any move, could be a great addition

[@dustycouch4526]

"How bout you put down the pearls and pick up a personality?" Made me laugh, this one.

[@TotallyNotTrappedInABox]

5:22 that fidough is also shiny

[@lobsterbisque333]

My expectation is that Cenzo says "This pokémon is almost as bad as Pawmot" for every single one

[@luigimanzelli3786]

oh the roast continuing during the battle is too funny, also Vinny giving Geomancy to a physical attacker makes it way too easy to roast 🤣

[@WordsFrom.Sophie]

15:33 Pat blowing my socks off by actually joining the final countdown and in the most majestic way 🤯

[@nateofthewild5225]

Crabominable out here catching quilladin strays. “Ugliest Pokémon.” 😂

[@SiebayPlays]

Nah, I love Quilladin. Crabominable definitely deserved that roast. 😂

[@axelblaze4088]

Pat: **just living his life** Vinny: YOU DONT HAVE A SOUL

[@Roy-ph3nx]

The alolan dugtrio slander is INSANE. Man has an awesome haircut

[@Charlie_the_dog]

5:10 that fidough is also shiny I'm fairly sure

[@piern1k336]

"why don't you grant me a wish and just shut up" damn, this one is good

[@eli2112]

Pat: "Most people can't even say it's name correctly" ... Vinny: "Who was the other option?" Pat: "Imullise" Boom Roasted 💥

[@justjay4586]

You've gotta get some of the other guys in on this, especially Dylan, Luke, or Tobin. I think they'd be incredible with the roasts, and Patterz was a 🔥 first choice!

[@VoidRays2665]

That Primarina roast was Legendary

[@berentlabrecque4641]

the bring your child/bring your father to work day joke legit made me choke on my water lmao

[@jerboajoe8760]

I know I’m late but the blasphemy thrown at Mudkip will not be forgotten Vinny.

[@volkatrongaming5332]

I’m playing bingo right now, and for the first time, I can mark off “Pat does the final countdown seriously.” Big W!!!!

[@theinternetshavecome1640]

There's only one documented case of Jumpluff being used, it was JelloApocalypse and everyone spent the whole time thinking it was someone else.

[@stone5against1]

Love the banter between you two hahaha I love watching Patterrz's reaction video, I actually just came here after watching him react to you and Rich guessing pokemon by their mouths.. that one was rough

[@GOATexp]

The editor OMG 😭😭 roasting with just some screenshots 3:43

[@GOATexp]

Guessing in the generational line is so much better

[@bjammer8936]

when I heard you say "OVERHYPED" at my boy Mudkip I teared up a little

[@thegamersclub9326]

0:36 As a Ginger, the whole thing about Gingers not having souls is a complete lie. I myself have a whole collection of them.

[@CrackofDayGamer]

but none of them are yours

[@m_chupon5131]

This format is fantastic and allows Vinny to cook breakfast lunch and dinner

[@Tarrandus]

This was a fun one, would love you to do this with Shady, I am sure he would bring the heat 😂

[@benjenner4726]

Vinnie and Pat coming out with a banger 😂 love from Pats side of the pond! 🇺🇲🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@peterrealar2.067]

WOW. Vinny got REAL in this episode. Is this a battle video or a therapy session? Vinny, I know life is HARD, but you got K-Dawg. I WISH I had what you have.

[@dinosaur8682]

Will never get over the fact that Vinny sounds like Lola from Big Mouth lmfao!

[@ConfusedEli]

With how many times Vinny said pat dosent have a soul I feel like he’s been waiting for this video

[@ShockRox]

4:51 that Fidough is also shiny

[@eljefe34]

THE PAT ROAST WAS SO GOOD 💀 you shoulda showed his upload compilation of his old videos 🤣🤣

[@Prettyboy_Ed]

14:25 why is blud always happy, he thinks life’s sweet LMFAOO

[@jesusinda.]

The thumbnail tells no lies!!

[@CristianMonserrate-wo2rk]

Indeed

[@Vintendo]

ROASTED

[@pandie_cube]

This video is absolutely fire and not just because of the roast 🤣 Also no disrespect towards Oshawott in this house 😤👏

[@nicolasrodriguezbadala1024]

Obelisk, the Impersonator is hilarious 😂

[@Bananasmasher2000]

Duuuuude omg when Vinny said “subscribe we are trying to get to 3 mil” I was like nooo Vinny isn’t even at 2 mil yet and then I checked😂

[@Shad0wStoRmX]

"this is the weiredst randomizier i have ever seen" *Pls dont start with pikachu...* Pikachu appears "Ah shit, hear we go again"

[@151pokeballer7]

Everytime Vinny sees the pikachu, golurk, and golet bug: yo this is the craziest thing I've ever seen

[@Heart_Nattie]

Invite me to write Pokémon roasts next time, I have a few ideas.. 😈😈😈

[@Vintendo]

Thank you for the super thanks Nattie!!! 🥳

[@Pailers]

This is so silly. Vinny and Patterz seem like the nicest people ever... it's so funny to listen to them try and be so mean 🙊

[@tahansen98]

This idea is 🔥 and I love watching some of the funiest poketubers do this!!

[@alispie]

Vinny is absolutely popping off with these DBZA references

[@RubyDrawz1]

5:13 Just noticed the fidough was also shiny :D

[@Renkatsu621]

The nasty plot and meteor beam chaos got me dying

[@DittoBlob]

i love that Vinny just completely roasted the absolute Sh*t out of my favorite Pokemon Mudkip! That's the way you roast a Mudkip. NOSTALGIA BAIT!!

[@Divreon]

Shout out to Patterz for not underselling the Final countdown for once.

[@GiggaN8EX]

When I first started watching Vinny he got on my nerves. But he has really built his own personality and character. Love him. And at least he ain't raidaway+

[@Teh_Noob_Eporer]

19:51 wouldn't have worked anyway, Golurk is part gound, making it immune

[@I.mAlicia]

Next then we battle: if this Pokemon stumbled across Jirachi, what would its wish be?

[@justinkassel4281]

Yes

[@axelblaze4088]

Ayeee Pat finally succumbed to the skibididoo. He now does is with his whole heart 🗣🗣

[@TclowMusic]

Opening with the ginger joke was craaaaazy 😂😂😂

[@Purinkun]

That Fidough was extra toasty!

[@Bolvar4dragon]

I always thought of Golurk as like the Giant Soldier of Stone from Yu-Gi-Oh! so when Vinny mentioned it, I thought whoa I'm not the only one. Then he said Kaiba's deck. lol

[@elmexgraffiti]

Look at pat finally trying on the final countdown...I can die happy

[@Jeksignup49]

I like how Vinchenzo is bringing the heat with a illegal move of choice if you can guess now over abilities

[@laces871]

17:47 😂😂not the gingers do have souls video

[@laces871]

I don’t realise that it happened again 😂pat and vinny are funny

[@Lexyz130]

Pat is one of the nicest kindest seeming people here on KZbin, but holy HECK would he leave someone in tears if he really wanted to, evidently lol

[@tha4thsun963]

Damn Vinny came out the gates roasting extra hot 😂😂

[@zphoenix9693]

I just thought of a perfect roast for Crabominable. "Stop staring at me with those big fists and buck teeth. All I see when I look at you is Rowley from Diary Of Wimpy Kid"

[@lucarius]

Love you guys' energy! Banger video

[@PhantomOfCheese]

5:03 The fidough is also shiny

[@Mixman86Page]

Next time im Shadow Tagged, I'm definitely using the line: "You f*****... youve got the shiiiit" lol

[@wtdrmfrthwbzn]

Pat calling Vinny Vineyard is my favourite nickname

[@remitsu9715]

The Ginger Roast at the start was heat

[@Jeksignup49]

17:38 “are you sure about that?” (Forgetting all the other randomized staters that can count as pets 4:32, 9:54, 11:51, 14:26)

[@madisonfriesen2543]

Now this was awesome! Fun roasts and an epic battle!

[@GalactaKiller]

The real burn possible is Vintendo not noticing that Fidough was also shiny-