I found a smuggler stealth truck at a DEA auction

[@Super_64]

"ive never played a guitar in my life" dude looks like he just stepped off a stage.

[@MrWoodyBalto]

Also says he has never been into drugs but looks like a Rehab "poster child"

[@dizzy_foxx]

He’s a badass did you see the guitar he made with his own damn hands!? Guy blows my mind everytime.

[@bigmaxcc]

Super 64 he looks like a rock star

[@brucejr01]

Super 64 🤣🤣🤣

[@donrisley947]

Hell yeah!

[@cyaw11]

Holy crap I thought I knew this guy and when I saw the guitar he made I knew exactly who it was. I graduated high school with him. He was talented as hell in school back in the day and always cool. Good to see an old friend doing great and having a killer story to tell. What's up Chris from old classmate Scott🤘😎

[@christophermichaels]

Hey Scott! Thank you for the compliment. For all you KZbinrs reading this, Scott was always the cool kind of guy who everyone wanted to hang around with. He has the best sense of humor and always had our classes rolling in the aisles with laughter with his funny comments. It's so great to hear from you!

[@c4RePz]

christopher michaels this genuinely makes me so happy to see, I hope y’all reignite the flame and bond together.

[@whibby]

Wholesome

[@Andrew-hs8ri]

Nice little reunion 😢 it’s so beautiful 😭

[@thefrozenturtle1770]

Some crazy shit, I love it. Thanks for the roads story guys. 🙏🔥

[@charlieholte8852]

“Somebody must’ve spilled a drink or somethin” ☠️

[@8god332]

Lmaoo somebody must’ve died or somethin 🤣

[@mraaaaaaa]

Somebody shook up and spilled an actual Dr. Pepper, a person

[@gobshite5150]

I knew when he said it looked like someone shook up a Dr Pepper in the truck that he was going to come back to that story later.... very ominous

[@brunoluna4102]

somebody spilled some brains all over this truck

[@dwightschrute3862]

I would have connected the dots. DEA auction, big fast modded truck, owned by drug smugglers.

[@marbledwidower9937]

Love how he builds tf out of the truck but just doesn’t replace the seat

[@remotecamper9113]

I never thought of that, FUNNY!!

[@davidramsayiv]

that will make it easy to ID the truck.

[@lillyanneserrelio2187]

I hate to feed the gender stereotype but all I would have done is buy a seat and steering wheel cover. No other mechanical fixes. $2k tires every year? I'd ride the treads bald until the Pepboys/ jiffy lube guy changing my oil (6+ months past due) tells me to.

[@trentonj8085]

@@lillyanneserrelio2187 Good luck lol

[@kgth3b3ast40]

Sometimes you can't beat the classic interior...

[@bogeybichon7000]

Best car related quote I've heard in a long time...."I drove that truck through the side windows as much as I drove it out of the front windows".

[@nabahmadi5012]

I think someone came knocking..😅

[@VituMV]

"I drove that truck through the side windows as much as I did the front"

[@thatchanguy]

That comment made me laugh out loud in joy.

[@JacobWilson777]

Lmfao it sounded like the most masculine poetic thing a man could say 🤣🤣

[@CurtisDrew1]

I have one of THOSE Dodges and I laughed outloud at that comment. I'm thinking, Yea, Me Too! New tires every 10 months, Check!

[@Bobbbybags]

Not a truck douche here (though I do drive a douchey truck) Can someone explain this to me?

[@marutinandan182]

I don't even care about cars or trucks, but this, this was one hell of a story

[@Lilfatherless]

Yup

[@Lilfatherless]

Hahaha😂😂😂😂😁😉

[@donniebaker5984]

You would like the you tube shows of barn finds ..you never know what the story will be ..as all vehicles that used to belong to some one can be very interesting

[@robertwells3797]

Yeah same lol

[@VituMV]

Well you've come to the wrong neighborhood buddy

[@amygarmon8753]

This made me cry! We get asked about that guitar all the time! It is a work of art we will never forget. And we are proud to be a part of the now famous, drug smuggling Dodge! Come see us sometime and show us what you’ve done to it!

[@christophermichaels]

Hi Amy, this is Christopher. It's great to hear from you! Jeff, Rick, Stan, and the guys did amazing work on my engine and the transmission and I never miss a chance to tell people what great work y'all do.

[@omegaentertainment1]

How cool is it that you've both commented!? Thanks for the amazing story, and as a guitar player, I LOVE the sculpture!

[@meatpopsicle7024]

christopher michaels I think I could have dated that sister long ago. After we split, she was rumored to be dating a big time smuggler before she moved back to Georgia from Texas

[@hheythered]

I know some Garmons in Houston that do body work, y'all aint related I dont suppose?

[@lifetimben1]

Christopher Michaels interested in another truck ? I have one you will regret passing on.

[@Texasbroski512]

That part about the smuggler dating the guys sister is wild

[@artv8488]

Dude I was dying lol just imagine

[@itsheff3929]

The fact there wasn’t anything else said make me believe that’s made up lol

[@dano1307]

@@itsheff3929 yeah i know. I wouldnt have been able to help myself

[@vtwinbuilder3129]

@@dano1307 possibly but if dudes truck was seized and a friend or family member of it was killed in it or something he’d have reason to want it back. Bull shit or not dude would have good reason to keep quiet, someone may not just let go of something that easily. You the guy who built it is gonna be salty about having it taken from him.

[@markarmstrong3394]

There's so many black dodges like this in TX it's unreal.

[@mikedrop4421]

What a great story teller. He's definitely a guy we need more stories from

[@normnielsen]

Indeed, a natural born story teller.

[@theenzoferrari458]

No. We dont need him. He is like that one guy who keeps saying drift brake and is a failure on Netflix.

[@c.n.crowther438]

Sounds exactly like something a drug smuggler from Texas would say.

[@TarmanTheChampion]

Every story told on this channel is gold!

[@theenzoferrari458]

@@TarmanTheChampion no not even close. Fuck off.

[@Tropicsca]

Cant believe i watched a video about a black truck for nearly 19 minutes.

[@tubs6199]

19 mins but i was into the story it felt like 5.

[@artomies1972]

I do not have a car, I do not care about cars, the story was awesome. 19 minutes that did not go to waste like so many hours, days, weeks and months just staring at the screen.

[@capitalgains4194]

The drug smuggler title got you like it did me and everyone else lol

[@Bangemcort]

Lol exactly

[@andreiarca3024]

I didn't want the story to end.

[@The_ZeroLine]

That is a beautiful truck. That’s what you get when you put in the time. I cannot believe he didn’t ask that friend about some details on the previous owner.

[@lizzyobrien2376]

Maybe he did, but didn’t put it on the internet for everyone to see.

[@Red_Alpha_Fox3358]

If what he said was correct on the truck having a dark past it's probably better left dead and buried

[@austinm8003]

Listen if that last part was true wit the bf thing yea absolutely not u don't wanna have any affiliation with those ppl even if it is just a truck granted that's not just any truck clearly

[@AuldeyST]

THIS GUY, OMG I love him, for someone who tries to stay out of trouble, these stories proves otherwise. Keep it coming!

[@LouisSubearth]

He tries to stay out of trouble, but trouble finds a way.

[@ruststar]

I had a friend like this guy, real good dude but a powerful shit magnet.

[@grizzlyaddams3606]

Pretty sure we must be related.

[@matthoye4974]

"Tries to stay out of trouble" also doesn't realize he is already high from driving through a field of weed plants!! (In his other video)

[@maddogmattis4713]

Some of the guests' stories are obviously embellished a bit but I feel this guy tones his stories down lol

[@topdeadcenter9396]

@asd fgh agreed. tones it down so they are able to be released to us.

[@paulcunningham5327]

Dude some people's lives are just different..... I've lived in 10 countries, thought I was transporting a friends Ferrari for him, turns out it wasn't his, crossed 2 international borders in a stolen exotic, got paid upon my arrival with a night to remember!!! And that's one story, obviously way toned down...., this guy seems legit.

[@dpboling7794]

nope, I heard this stuff as it was happening

[@aaronrichards19886]

@@paulcunningham5327 sounds like Ed needs to get you on Vinwiki...

[@danielnelson4881]

Anyone who's got a balding forehead, hair down past his shoulders, chops rivaling any you've ever seen, a southern accent, and the piercings of a 00's emo band's front man.. You know he's got something to say that you want to hear.. My guess would be that most of his good stories, if they aren't wildly outside of the realm of what's considered "legal," he probably told the story that way for a reason lol. In this case I feel we CAN judge a book by its cover, this dude is a wild-man without a doubt.

[@joe1071]

This dude is an instant legend with his story telling

[@k4x4map46]

oohhkaaay!

[@narlynarwhals27]

cuz it’s all fake lmao

[@rexingtonferrari1629]

You must live a boring life

[@williamhussey1611]

For someone who doesn't do drugs all of his stories are about drugs lol

[@donrisley947]

Right on!

[@NewfieRC]

I agree 100%, he looks like a lot of people that enjoy the devils lettuce .

[@JOIHIINI]

He means drugs not weed

[@kilgorecustom7021]

Maybe he doesnt do drugs anymore lol

[@jonsheets6392]

The dirty south has some odd folk

[@EdBolian]

Now THIS is a car with a story! The truck is amazing in person. Great find Christopher.

[@torchwoodchesterfield4432]

i just saw the advert on autotempest for the lambo lol

[@lineskisarecrazy1]

Hes a great story teller. You can picture every detail of his stories! Need more of his tales. 👍

[@caractacuspott4581]

Hi Ed!

[@randybooth9192]

He needs to get ahold of the guy that thinks it's his sister exs truck that would make for an interesting addition too this story

[@TheG60528XiJinPing]

This guys stories are Ed level

[@Filterdissman]

It’s like he adopted a giant mastiff that was neglected and left to be put down. And suddenly the beast became his big babe and now has the time of its life. Awesome story.

[@hippiecowgirl4231]

As an owner/ adopter of an older Mastiff I get that !

[@splewy]

I always find it fascinating how smart some of these narco guys are. -Heat wrapped exhaust to reduce FLIR visibility -IR lights for driving with NVGs -visual light cutoff switch. Pretty smart stuff.

[@stuartd9741]

Indeed. This truck was a serious piece of kit. Big time Narcos by the sound if it. And experienced. Do something regular kind of figure out exactly what you need.. catch my drift?

[@kellypg]

The best way to break the law is to know the law.

[@Skreamies]

We have to remember these guys build submarines and bring them all the way over to here in Europe. Crazy smart people.

[@DChrls]

A lot of these Mexican cartel guys are former military so...

[@turfguy420]

Basic at best ....we were doing that 25 years ago.

[@Republican_Extremest]

He speaks just enough, and knows what to leave out to keep your attention.. I normally can't watch a whole video but I did with this one.. nice upload.. hope to see more of this guy

[@GlorifiedGremlin]

When he explained how the interior was damaged with the kicked in radio and pulled down visor, I can only think of the movies where someone pops up from the back seat and strangles you

[@nlb137]

The "water damage" sounded like someone had bled out in the truck and then it had been hosed out.

[@nlb137]

The "water damage" sounded like someone had bled out in the truck and then it had been hosed out.

[@issackaiser]

So rather than strangle to death, it’s a stabby poke of death.

[@nubreed13]

@@issackaiser or shot........

[@minmogrovingstrongandhealthy]

Far as I know when something dies in a car there is nothing that can get rid of the stains and the stench. Many people crushed a car even by leaking food and rotting inside, it's that bad. So it got to be something else. There could be a fight or struggle and some sort of drink was spilled in there coffee or anything that leaves stains. If it's blood that would stink forever...

[@michaelelliott3559]

Does this guy have a podcast. I could listen to him talk for hours.

[@pauldown7766]

I know what you mean, he had me drawn in from the start

[@rsmith155]

For serious? Dude is basic as all Fuck

[@danielbermingrud3655]

@@rsmith155 Nah he good to talk you into it without trying, Probly you who is Plain aF, Being sad IRL over longer terms do this to you.

[@rsmith155]

Daniel Bermingrud do you English much?

[@youvegotwood]

Wisdom Teachings on Gaia

[@jamescaldwell2095]

The second he said wierd soda stains, I thought it'd be blood.

[@sylvainh2o]

Yeah lol seized drug smuggling truck covered in stains partially wiped off ''damn those smugglers drinks a lot of soda'' :P

[@zookster4701]

Me Too

[@sidsnyder7023]

As someone who currently dabbles in the “repair” , “salvaged” title car flip game... he is not lying ONE BIT when he says it’s a rabbit hole of amazement when you really start looking on different auction sites. Some of the shit you can find will blow your mind.

[@xx_mysticwolf_xx1492]

Yea I found a 2012 challenger with a 440 that ran 2,000hp yes you read that right 2,000hp for just $30k with only 5k miles lol

[@Hellamoody]

@@xx_mysticwolf_xx1492 😳😳😳

[@THESLlCK]

@@xx_mysticwolf_xx1492 give it to me

[@steckelton717]

Man, Christopher just telling amazing stories time and time again, hope there's much more of his stores to come! Love his narrating, great guest to have on!

[@omega1575]

“I would buy this truck even if he said there was a body in the trunk” “Dude that’s blood” that was a turnaround

[@grizzlyaddams3606]

I called it. As soon as he said, "it looked like Dr. Pepper" 🌶

[@Cyhawkx]

@@grizzlyaddams3606 "Spilled a drink", I suppose brains can be a drink. . .

[@timthomson9376]

The guy that didn't complete his mission driving that truck, then blew his brains out. It took that many years before the "Stank" went away before DEA could sell it. What also gave it away was the happy dude working in the garage didn't want nothing to do about getting in the truck. I think I'd pass on it even if it was a Ferrari or Lambo---myself that is.

[@tylersowa3337]

@Tucson Jim you got a source for this number? I hope!! Its not true. Just saying if its a creditible source

[@urgeddeer]

He could buy my old car

[@chickenbot1]

This guy could spend 19 minutes talking about a shopping trolley he found and I'd still watch the whole thing, he's that good of a storyteller.

[@mikenormandy9250]

"The skull appears when the front window fogs up" - WHAT?! That is so fuckin' awesome!

[@MrWolfSnack]

It's where the air vent defroster is at. It's just him being dumb.

[@JD-im4qh]

“I kept my mouth shut” Makes a KZbin video with all the information he knows about the truck including its DEA and smuggling history. A little funny

[@remotecamper9113]

I know. There was the KEY to the story, and he let it go...

[@Reepicheep-1]

Public alibi, just in case...

[@thatrunawayguy3555]

I feel like he made that part up

[@mordiiy]

@@thatrunawayguy3555 yeah what are the odds that would happen I’m pretty sure he lied

[@user-sw1wq8lh2w]

pretty sure that part has some creative fiction. The part about the blood potentially, too. You can see far more than just blood under a black light, any liquid really. It's possible, just not entirely known. if it was cleaned before auction, I'd be curious if they hage no hazmat requirements when it comes to cleanup. I've done crime scene cleanups and we had hazmat requirements for disposing of stuff.

[@omegasys8863]

I'm not even big on trucks, but when he was describing looking at it, I was getting so excited too. I hope this guy continues to share his stories, he's a phenomenal story teller.

[@hoymcrobinson2480]

"I want to drive it from Tierra del Fuego to Prudhoe Bay...". For at least part of that trip the truck will know the way.

[@joshuabrown2543]

Lol, will know the "shortcuts"

[@justsomerandomasian408]

nah. its a cannonball truck

[@baginatora]

You probably don't want to go where this truck went, because it will probably be recognized and you better have some heavy armor and weapons with you...

[@magua647]

Hahahaha

[@Singlehanded_shooter]

😂😂😂

[@reeewhydoihavetochangethese]

this guy cant stay away from drugs wild for someone that doesnt do em

[@williamhussey1611]

Lmao thats what I keep thinking

[@cheerdiver]

Anyone get a count on the personal pronouns?

[@dizzy_foxx]

First thing to doing drugs is not letting people know (especially the entire KZbin community) that you’re doing them. Fuck sakes more then half the popular you tubers use some type of prescription medication that gives them the courage and ability to keep making content for people.

[@samholdsworth3957]

@hangtime 7190 meth

[@reeewhydoihavetochangethese]

@@dizzy_foxx Oh man I get that its more just a joke on when he said "ive never done drugs i dont even drink" I realize some people are just holding up an online image but this fella seems to me, genuinely, like he doesn't do drugs.

[@jessebean13]

Woah, that guitar at the end. I thought he was going to do something like those chickens made out of rebar, an unplayable guitar. But that thing fucking shreds, well worth a Cummins.

[@FirstFamilyCharger]

Knew from the second he mentioned that "spilled soda" that that wasn't soda. Somebody sprung a leak in that truck.

[@scooterdogg7580]

I was waiting to hear that too , surprised no bullet holes lol

[@codyn92]

I bought a CTS a while back that had a "soda" stain on the roof. I got a really good deal on it with pretty low mileage. The guy made a joke that it was like that when he got it and as far he knows somebody could of blown their brains out in it. Of course I still bought it lol.

[@kalebnolen1616]

@@codyn92 "Of course I still bought it." XDDDD

[@Lilfatherless]

Me to

[@Ureallydontknow]

"I completely modified this truck" camera cuts to a picture of a cat sitting on the tire.

[@darksydcustoms4195]

His mods were He deleted the cat from the truck he just set it on the tire to show us it was removed

[@peterbrittain1963]

does your truck have a cat mod ??? lol

[@ctdieselnut]

That pic was before the cat delete.

[@MichelOcampo]

Damn! Those were the best 19 minutes of story-teller I have ever heard!

[@jdrseven]

Me telling the same story: I got a good deal on a drug truck. This guy is a great story teller.

[@dpboling7794]

I have known this guy since he was born. The story is not embellished, because I have heard it before and been in the truck. It is what it is. I'm 6'5" and have to step up to get into that sucker. He insisted we go for a little ride in it, must have been sometime during those first couple years. We took off down the road on a chilly Georgia evening, headed down a big four lane highway. Entering a sweeping corner at 55mph, he jammed the throttle sending the beast into a four wheel. smoking, drift. We came out at somewhere near 90 by the time it straightened out. I owned a C5 Corvette at the time, but didn't ask to drive the truck. Did a couple four wheel drive donuts for good measure on the way back to his parents home. All good fun.

[@christophermichaels]

Hey Pat! This is Christopher. Thank you for commenting! That was a great night. I think we were logging 0-60 times too! For the VinWiki fans out there, Pat is a car guy like us who has had some very cool rides. He is also a fantastic artist who has done some excellent watercolors of vintage racecars and drivers. I have one of his paintings in my collection and its one of my favorites.

[@ishan21]

This is modern technology poetry

[@salvyballacc]

@@christophermichaels dude great fucking truck but a greater fucking story! I came for the truck but I stayed for the story. You really pulled me in with that one. Man o man I don't know what's better the truck or the story

[@Evan-hq5dt]

@@christophermichaels Did you find any traps in the vehicle? In law enforcement, we look for aftermarket tooling, over spray, unusual welds, strange electrical, etc. to find hidden compartments in smuggler cars. They can get really creative and have motor driven, password protected, traps. This truck would be a perfect candidate.

[@ssbsts312]

Shut up dude

[@BrandonCase]

“Menacing in the daylight..” such a good line

[@RandyBoBandy.]

Damn. This randomly popped up as a recommended and I actually tapped it accidentally. But dude is such an amazing story teller I stayed for the entire thing. Fascinating!!

[@EGduck]

imagine the cartel wants their truck back and they finally know who owns it because of this video.

[@lucasstranger7743]

Probably easier for them to just build a new one

[@Nylonscheme]

They have 2020

[@RadDadisRad]

They know he still has the room key too

[@johnhelbig4115]

Yeah! What's up with the room key?

[@josevillarreal9320]

Exactly. Probably still has money or drugs the feds didnt find

[@Arch3an]

Man, he should write a book about his life. Would sell like crazy, I bet. His stories are insanely good.

[@seanheaney8303]

This dude is the type of guy who everyone wants to be friends with like he always has some insane stories or adventures going on. I'm not gonna lie I was really hoping he found out what happened in the truck. It's very possible someone got shot in the truck, it's the wild west down there when it comes to that type stuff.

[@paulcarmi8130]

This guy thinks he's super cool... The twist here is that he IS actually that cool... Crazy

[@kilgorecustom7021]

One in a million lol

[@MrOvlov02]

he was cooler with short hair

[@JK-g62]

Yeah this is definitely a great story from one of the best story tellers on Vinwiki...i hope to run into him at C&O soon. I used to live in Athens and i think we may know some of the same people.

[@Smarterthanyou-mthrfkr]

He loves trucks!

[@paulcarmi8130]

@T G the hyper drive guy I think just really wanted people to like him. Just seemed like he had more money than sense lol

[@fvkz]

I can actually hear the Cummins diesel when he describes anything he does in the truck.

[@mythic2580]

"Frame damage looks like it had been dropped out of an airplane" XD

[@VINwiki]

Happy Monday everyone!

[@KASP112]

Good morning Ed have a good day!!

[@kalaniripley1371]

Just turned Tuesday here

[@yesno.idontknow.587]

Good morning from Minnesota!

[@andrewschulze3865]

@@yesno.idontknow.587 Hey same here, north or south

[@dtwd9043]

Nothing happy about a Monday...unless your retired maybe 🤣

[@taylormarzano3677]

Best story of this generation, and the best story teller ever.

[@bensalinas4853]

I’m from Laredo and I swear I’ve seen that truck in town before

[@Joddyjohn5]

Bruh 💀😳

[@josephf525]

Pretty recently or waay back ago?

[@kandlrex]

Laredo? Sounds like some sort of Jeep badge

[@thomastyree8434]

@@Joddyjohn5👀👀👀

[@oflores7457]

Yes it was caught with marijuana in Laredo Texas MY HOME TOWN!! Caught around penitas ranch !!!

[@UNKNOWN-zb3qm]

0:27 your love for your 2006 dodge ram started in 1999🤔 LEO: "I'm pulling you over for your tints." You: "Feds sold it to me as is."

[@blueridgeocean]

Dude. You dont understand what he is saying? He fell in love with dodge trucks in 1999. And the 2006 dodge filled that void.

[@noxious89123]

Did you even listen to the video?

[@ElevatedEyes2023]

Haha I get this joke. I just watched that video

[@gunsmoke5580]

Did he stutter?

[@roderickrayrutledge2740]

My friend built a 1946 power wagon with a 1971 426 hemi and 2-1/2 ton military axles and six Cadillac mufflers on it. It sounded like a six banger when it roared up steep 100 foot near vertical climbs an launched 15 feet in the air. He had a bench seat mounted against the tailgate with five point harnesses for three! What a ride that was!

[@rsgasca6]

Can you imagine him at a campfire story during the wild west era? Talkin about that one horse he owned

[@tabobbiburnett6740]

I really wanna know where Ed found this guy. I just imagine Ed going about his normal day and over hearing this guy telling a story and immediately bringing him to the Vinwiki studio and plopping him in front of a camera

[@gonun69]

This guy is a fantastic storyteller. I usually don't care too much about cars and trucks, but I was glued to the screen for the full 18 minutes.

[@apollo3679]

“I drove that truck through the side windows as much as I did the front” Hahah I love it

[@DaeronMaxedOut]

This guy is getting up there with ed , rabbit and doug for being my favorite vinwiki story tellers

[@MasterBasser]

that truck is straight up menacing. I almost wanna say i need it....

[@mrhav91]

He’s an excellent story teller,I just couldn’t stop listening to this guy, he could keep taking for 10 more hours, and I wouldn’t go anywhere 👍🏼

[@christophermichaels]

Thank you for the kind words Hector. Happy New Year!

[@faizaanahmed1540]

That guitar sculpture is awesome

[@Heizenberg-c3d]

Geez, 700 HP(maybe wheel HP, in order to run 12s in the 1/4) and frickin' 1570 Nm, that's just mad. I envy his luck, such a great find. And he's one of the top storytellers on this channel.

[@ikon8275]

This is like the third time I've watched this episode. there's something so cool about taking a stock Dodge and making it completely stealth. Almost like something a high-tech military would do to it. plus the way this dude tells the story is really cool as well.

[@jordanm2885]

I have a hard time watching videos that are 20 minutes or longer cause I just kind of get bored of them but I could listen to this guy telling stories for hours. Very good storyteller and interesting to listen to. Badass truck also 🤘

[@stuartd9741]

Me too. Kind of like anything from 8 - 15 minutes but was glued start to finish...

[@ww21943]

He reminds me of the type of guy who always has awesome shit and living the life but has no obvious source of income or job lol

[@Mr.Ramirez95]

A drug dealer?😂

[@texchu8331]

Unfortunately, that's the life of most artists. Hopefully, this video gets him some business because he seems like a cool and motivated individual that would do well if he can get his name out there.

[@robi4387]

That guitar'll be in some museum someday and along with an antique KZbin player with this video on permanent play.

[@sourbrothers73]

@@texchu8331 how is it unfortunate that he "has awesome shit and is always living the life" I'm jealous. My blue collar ass has no cool shit. Just a few nice things. Sucks being single I guess

[@tjontario]

Amazing that a story about buying a truck can be as interesting as this. This guy should be famous - he's made to be on TV. Could feel the awesomeness of the truck just through his storytelling. I watched this whole video for details about it's border runner background, but hearing him enthusiastically telling the story about buying it was just as good lol

[@jeffreydover]

Definitely moved to the top story teller! He’s too cool.

[@CupolaDaze]

So....what was with the hotel key? I totally thought it was going to be for a secret compartment or something like that.

[@csn6234]

Same here. Everyone is talking about what a great storyteller this guy is -- and he can tell a good story -- but I'm still waiting to find out where the secret compartment is. Did I miss it?

[@antbec4860]

Yeah. Please tell us the hotel tag story! I’m guessing it’s a story not to be told? Hopefully this man found a pot of gold

[@UserCommenter]

Yeah come on!!

[@cptn_chromo3189]

My bet is that it was a key to the drop location of the drugs at some shady motel. The owners never rented out the room and knew what was going on so there was no need to keep the room number on the key for the feds to track down if they got caught.

[@fallenseraph5V]

Yeah maybe there’s a hotel room with a satchel full of money in the air conditioning vent. 😁

[@Horner181]

I could listen to this guy all day long he has an amazing story telling ability he really captured my attention.

[@mattb4924]

Love this guys stories man, always has crazy stuff to say that just attracts my attention lol

[@ZippoVarga]

17:56 minutes of awesome story telling, then Ed lol. Gotta keep those sponsors happy! Cheers! Zip~

[@chevyevans6515]

Damn buddy has done every type of racing that u can imagine 😂 this is a great bar story

[@gureno19]

Jesus, 12s in that must be terrifying!

[@RollingShutter]

I can´t even imagine. Must be wild.

[@jaymorrison2419]

1158 ft/lbs. It does not move, it simply spins the planet in the opposite direction...

[@topdeadcenter9396]

now that should go on a shirt!

[@grizzlyaddams3606]

Gives new meaning to the term, "gettin' high" when those tires cone out!

[@grizzlyaddams3606]

@@jaymorrison2419 f'Real

[@JohnDaker_singer]

This guy is my favorite. He's a better storyteller than Rabbit or even Ed.

[@DCfreerunner]

Blasphemy

[@alexterrel9594]

He’s very vivid for sure

[@everettclunie3525]

I don’t know, I still like Ed the most. Chris is definitely a masterful story teller though, that much is true.

[@thechazz8080]

I know this guy is the man, Rabbit and ed are greats as well and this man slots with them with his own touch of comedy

[@CLCCVIDEO]

This dude is BY FAR the BEST story teller you've ever had on your page! Definitely need some more stories from him!

[@Tclans]

Please, I mean PLEASE... film the road trip he mentions going from terra del fuego.

[@drumboarder1]

I'll try

[@jessegonzalez3011]

How could you leave the "my sister dated a drug dealer" guy without getting some more info?? 16:47

[@snoopdogie187]

He probably didn't want to get too close to the original owner. The original owner might want that truck back, or just be upset with the whole situation, so it is best to just keep your distance.

[@BB_deez]

I wouldn’t have been able to leave that one alone. I would HAVE to know, especially now being halfway around the country from where it was... damn

[@jessegonzalez3011]

@@snoopdogie187 i think the owner was the doctor pepper. We will never know..

[@night5738]

Guys like that you stay away from, a truck that big and powerful, they don’t give it up willingly and would probably want it. Also drug smugglers are just people you wanna stay away from to begin with

[@eksentrysyti]

If this were Ed's truck (not that these kinds of things are Ed's cup of tea), he would have chased that drug dealer down just for the story.

[@dustyneojetlu1712]

uploaded 2 years ago and despite all the excellent content since then, this is still my favorite story on this channel.

[@Austin_Wingfield]

This is one of the best stories on the page.

[@Very_Angry_Citizen]

Christopher: If your mechanic was also a roady with Motorhead.

[@ceorich8330]

This guy needs a Netflix show his story telling is 100% entertaining

[@MarkComberiate]

This guy is a hell of a storyteller. Captured my attention for 18 mins straight

[@Tomnician]

You aren't kidding my ADD was gone and I was strapped in.

[@TheGozzila]

Didn’t even notice it was 18 minutes

[@jessbailey6718]

@@TheGozzila He should do books on cd, perfect inflection with that slight southern edge. He could be the next Dick Estell from Univ of Michigan fame who was on PBS radio for years. Want to hear the master check him out, unfortunatly he passed a few years back.

[@djglover6336]

*talks about driving at 130mph* "I drive this truck super careful"

[@davidmadison5582]

130 ain't nothin if you've ever owned a fast car or sport bike for a few years..

[@freedom24v86]

Dodge rams handle pretty damn well my 01 5.9 cummins is cozy and controlled at 120 mph and likes cruizing at 100

[@davidmadison5582]

@@freedom24v86 Nice! I think this dude's is sick!

[@AIDAHAR210]

@@freedom24v86 idk about that. Tried that stunt of nearing 100 in my Ram and it felt like it was gonna lift off or roll

[@freedom24v86]

@@AIDAHAR210 im 2wd 😂 But what year ram 4wd or 2wd? Lifted etc? Cause that sounds weird mine only feels like its going to roll if im going 95 through some of the corners on my way home Otherwise 30-40 mph corners i cruise at 65 through that road

[@skinnypitt9694]

Loved the story, I could feel the excitement of wanting to get the deal before they found out what kind of engine was in it.

[@trumpzilla7095]

Great story....mysterious. Wish this guy had more story's. I was intrigued the whole way through.

[@evilbrat5376]

The title is what drew me here and am glad it did - this guy is One Hell of a Story Teller. And All bout a Big Black TRUCK! Loved it

[@nc_Co-Pilot]

One of the best story tellers I've come across in a long time. He needs a TV show! Seriously! Someone sign him!

[@chris-217]

You shouldve talked to that dude that said “I would’ve thought you were this drug smuggler my sister used to date”🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

[@theknifesong]

I get why he would play it safe, if I was in his place I would avoid that drama at all costs

[@jimz68]

Looks like he fell face first into a tackle box. Great story.

[@dickheasa7884]

Good one dad

[@johncast9565]

🤣🤣 never heard that one before! Good 1.

[@m.m14433]

Looks like you fell face first into an ugly box. This was a great story!

[@jimz68]

@@m.m14433 Hey, it was a JOKE ! Didn't you read my second line ? Sheesh!

[@jimz68]

@@dickheasa7884 I'm nobody's Dad.

[@ASJA82]

Love this story. Back watching it for a third time.

[@loganumstot]

The way he talks about this thing , I’d say the interior has a few added stains after he took possession of it 😂

[@NFS4LFE]

This guy just got 1000x cooler with his drug smuggler Ram like holy cow this is now my dream truck.

[@acevehe]

What a great story teller! I would listen to him talk about anything

[@kode.7637]

I met this dude in Georgia at Caffeine and Octane or something like that, yeah was very nice truck

[@mathiso01]

They say Texas too. But I met him in Georgia too. I worked at a property he was at. Kept seeing the truck but not him. I finally saw him and talked about the truck. He's interesting in real life, lol.

[@goodvibes739]

Christopher’s stories are always outlaw gotta love it. It’s a small world!

[@4everfree]

I don't even like trucks but man, can this guy weave a story!!! I was rooting for him all through it. Great story teller... And the pictures to prove it!!!

[@piusg]

Oh my God this is one of the coolest car stories ever. Thank you so much for sharing, man. I loved the Pulp Fiction reference.

[@lifethroughsound2379]

Cartel be like: a huge loud multi spot light lifted truck no their never notice

[@NEEDbacon]

Well given it was running three mufflers and infrared lights, about the only thing they probably DIDN'T do was paint it in Radar blocking paint. So crazy at it seems, there's probably a reason it's insurance has a 3 year dead zone for better or worse.

[@lifethroughsound2379]

😂Lol I know right if I was transporting cocaine for the cartel and they told me I was getting a new "Stealth vehicle to do it in and showed up with this cop magnet 🤨 I woulda thought they was F**king with me, - like theirs no way I'm driving that!! 😂 😂

[@chiefbakes2538]

@@lifethroughsound2379 I believe he mentions that when he purchased it any and all fuses for lights had been pulled so I can understand the lights being left there as a decoy just in case the vehicle is seen in daylight.

[@fakename287]

I mean, for some reason the drug smugglers were assuming that the government guys didn't have night vision goggles or infrared imagers lol

[@ghuff31]

In texas? Thats nothing special.

[@ryanhansen1296]

"I drove that truck through the side windows as much as the front" fucking legendary

[@night5738]

Exactly how this guy describes and feels about this truck, is how I feel about the second gen dodge trucks with the 5.9 Cummins. Absolute dream (yeah yeah dodge guys I know, “it has this issue and that issue and this and that” yeah yeah I know all the issues and flaws) but it’s my absolute dream truck and I want one. And to have a truck with this “ghost” background and shit like this would be awesome

[@ramensnoodles9591]

He looks so different without his beard

[@donrisley947]

Covid19 mask shave

[@christophermichaels]

Hi Ramen, this is Christopher and I love your screen name. The beard was keeping my mask from fitting so it had to go for now.

[@drumboarder1]

I know right, he looks like a beardless version of his former self

[@amazonthings2497]

cant believe I watched the whole thing. This guy is the best story teller ever!

[@roughy762004]

One of the best stories I've ever heard in my life!!! You KNOW a story is GOOD when you imagine everything that the story teller is saying, then swear you watched a good short film or was actually there!!!