Vir Das Presents News From The Rest Of The World | CONAN on TBS

[@Anjushree]

*"I'm Indian, if there is one thing we can say about the British, it's that they take forever to leave a country"*

[@robertjusic9097]

Anjushree Verma I dont get it

[@rahulshankar2228]

The British ruled India for more than 200. That is what he was referring to.

[@VSM101]

james woop well that was a failure because India's economy towers over the British right now.

[@ZarkowsWorld]

Vishal Maraj >> Not true -- Indian's economy is far below UK per capita.

[@ZarkowsWorld]

Not really a surprise that Trump fans that love Putin, like Ron Putin above, are all anti-Semites.

[@siddjoshi2053]

*ISRO is NASA with less Indians.*

[@SHAURYA181]

sidd joshi actually no Indian work at NASA .only US citizens can work in NASA.the fact is 2% NASA employee are PIO.

[@SHAURYA181]

Samarth Srivastava Indian citizen cannot hold dual citizenship .Read the rules first before commenting.

[@nishantdhatwalia7019]

Bc he is talking about indian Americans

[@jaszthebest]

SHAURYA181:- It means Indian origin....33% or above scientists in NASA are Indian 'origin'.

[@wiseye61]

"Indian" is not an ethnicity, it's a nationality. India is the most diverse country on earth with hundreds of ethnicities

[@siddhantshah6013]

"I'm sorry, but is my planet getting in the way of your OxyClean commercial." Savage!

[@MikaTarkela]

I don't get it

[@existencedefieslogic9658]

Mika Tarkela you know there are commercial/advertisement breaks during a show?

[@abhimanyusinha6302]

Shah???

[@siddhantshah6013]

abhimanyu sinha Whaddup Baba?

[@freeind]

Like Patanjali in India

[@dianacourtney-smith9633]

I think it's tragically funny that almost 2 yrs later, this is still relevant! I love Vir Das - one of the funniest and smartest people on the planet...

[@noname13years62]

You'll love Kenny Sebastian even more .

[@sujanikoya2826]

@@noname13years62 Kenny does not dare to go near politics. There are limits to enjoying that

[@vionafernandes4619]

Both are amazing

[@thanishrao2097]

Funniest and smartest? As an Indian, I can confirm not really.

[@apurvgupta8470]

You should surely watch his netflix specials😊

[@earthisadonut7213]

What's going on in Canada... "Nothing, it's perfect"

[@shreyaskalnad970]

Earth Is A Donut hey i din understand dis part of d video... cn u xplain it

[@mishik3078]

Shreyas Kalnad Canada is apparently an awesome country. Good government, mostly good people, etc.

[@shreyaskalnad970]

@Mishi.... oh okk thanx..., i tot it had sm otha meaning behind it....

[@shanegremory900]

Yes . Everything is perfect here

[@r4pids]

yeah, they gave us deadpool

[@mritunjai11]

So an Indian can actually do comedy without insulting Indians, good job Vir ✌🏼

[@shamsunder9597]

mritunjai11 Hahaahhaha ikr

[@koek1122]

right??? thats the only way some indians think they can engage americans

[@satanshameer690]

mritunjai11 That was aimed at Russell Peters , right?

[@mritunjai11]

Haha i like Russell but his insult comedy has really given all his fans a stereotype for the all kinds of people, specially Indians.

[@earthisadonut7213]

mritunjai11 that is, if people can take a joke

[@TheDakkaman]

4:18 “Yeah... and you know who happens to have a billion people?” *elegantly and smugly points at self* That perfect delivery deserves an award unto itself, content aside.

[@thepediatricresident1039]

"Apologize for Apu" - Gold.

[@Mannu8526]

Sukrit Munshi Can you explain the Appu joke?

[@tanmayagarwal4070]

Its related to a character in Simpsons who was shown to Have a typical (and a bit exaggerated) Indian accent. Haven't seen much of him, so don't have much details. Cheers.

[@thepediatricresident1039]

Back in the early seasons of 'The Simpsons' , Conan was a writer for that show.

[@rizwanscool]

@@Mannu8526 Apu is a brown Indian character in a show full of yellow people called The Simpsons. The person who gives voice to Apu is Hank Azaria, yes he's a white dude. So basically Apu is a white person imitating a thick Indian accent, I've never heard an actual Indian who sounds like Apu but thanks to Hank, ignorant Americans thinks that's how all Indians sound like. Hence the need for an Apology.

[@RudrashishBose]

@@rizwanscool Apu is and has been an awesome character, i have never felt offended by him, if anything Indians need to learn how to take things lightly :/. Homer Simpson isn't representative of all American's too!

[@Annibals]

"It's like NASA with less Indians" Damn that was good

[@LoveLee_Dreamer]

"We're not trying to steal your jobs. We just want to see Disney Land and destroy your democracy" YEAH? Well joke's on you because apparently we're already doing that ourselves.

[@anirbanduttaroy6080]

Elfin Dreamer LOL I'm howling at this 😂😂😂😂

[@Phoenix.219]

😂😂😂

[@ConfusedSoul234]

Witty.

[@r4pids]

... i have no reply.

[@anshumaanphukan4388]

God I m speechless🤣

[@NewhamMatt]

They need to get Vir Das a regular bit on Conan. He's on far too rarely at the moment.

[@gowthamsiddarth20]

He's gonna be a guest next week

[@WalkmanAndCigarettes]

No they don't

[@flamingdragon3066]

I agree!

[@soumo2725]

@@WalkmanAndCigarettes I need him back in conan

[@frankcastle1862]

@@soumo2725 welll it ended

[@anti_fascist]

That burn at 3:28. Dayum son. Does Britain even have enough water to counter it?

[@SJmoonie]

maybe that's why it rains so much

[@Psycorde]

It caught me off guard, absolutely hilarious

[@rocketraccoon77]

Britain is doing really fine and a mediocre indian comedian is the least of their worries.

[@RoyalTube1Abid]

Calvin Hobbes lmaooo

[@anti_fascist]

Really? Concentrate on your Brexit. And give us our Koh-i-noor back. 😂

[@robertmitchell8630]

in case you guys didn't get the last bit just see Disney land and destroy your democracy he referring to Russia Gorbachev visit to America he visted Disney land

[@mohnish2009]

Didnt know that joke was that deep

[@ZeusIsDead]

damn.

[@saurabhmishra2363]

WoW

[@rutvikweladi9231]

Thanks....! ☺

[@forefatherofmankind3305]

Robert : Iron law of oligarchy

[@generalzeno6848]

Conan is legitimately enjoying Vir's jokes.

[@changumangu4660]

@Deleted Account Deleted ?

[@rishikeshshinge9091]

Vir das is the only comic who can make u laugh with logics & stats😂😂😂😂😂😂💖

[@sahelisaha3062]

True absolutely

[@abhisheksahani5054]

That is what comedy should be, based on real life issue and vir das is not the only one ;)

[@susmitamallick2777]

Maybe you should watch more of good comedy

[@thoughttickler7315]

Watch Trevor....

[@samaisrinivasan9030]

Hasan minhaj

[@dhinethrafonseka6634]

I'm Sri Lankan if there's one thing I can say about the british,its that they take forever to leave a country 😂

[@debuagartala]

don't say like that.. we are good people :-)

[@drew_f0270]

funny that. the Sri Lankans were a Dutch colony

[@dhinethrafonseka6634]

Drew_F02 They only conquered our coastal lines.British conqured the whole of Sri Lanka after the Dutch

[@sowmyagopi5383]

Caesar Vespasian And I wonder why that is? Is it because the british drained OUR wealth to make THEIR country prosper? Oh. Or is it because the british exploited us so darn much? FYI Right now, after the british left India on The 15th of August 1947, our country is the fastest economically growing country on the planet, moron.

[@VSM101]

Caesar Vespasian I guess you don't know history or current affairs....

[@zeven1796]

Vir Das is just dope.

[@gg-ff3lm]

.

[@user-id2wp9fd2x]

All the dislikes are from Britain.

[@incognitos4342]

GaJal LOL

[@sdprz7893]

Lol nah he's very nice to us actually, these are just jokes.

[@satvikkeshtwal9566]

@@sdprz7893 ofcourse

[@nageshwaranrahul]

And Koreans, oh wait they don't have access to Internet.

[@exoticwitch5553]

😂.

[@asfaquekhan6614]

When an indian sees another indian on foreign land on youtube.....click it.....thats just another our bro rule...✌️

[@prataptheanimefan5279]

ITS TRUE BHAI 🇮🇳✌️

[@MrClauried]

That's right bro, another bro code is hitting the like button.

[@ashamahor3303]

True...bhai

[@crypto-mineblockchaintechn1427]

Nothing jihadi about this . India loves indians

[@hamidahussain9132]

Yah trueee

[@esskay1911]

"Apologize for appu" 😂 Took me a time to remember conan was Simpsons writer

[@piggybankrupt6585]

Conan should shoot his next Conan without Borders in India with Vir Das!

[@SmackCab]

why

[@alienfromjupiter999]

That would be amazing!

[@harshitbansal38]

YESSSS

[@nikbird12]

Yo,same thoughts...

[@Hasan-wz1nd]

India is a shithole

[@taz7193]

Vir Das is a good comedian.

[@xxxxsilentscreamxxxx]

he's VIRy good. DAS the truth.

[@existencedefieslogic9658]

royston chew PUNny

[@emercycrite]

And he's easy on the eyes too.

[@lalithmahadev5027]

Vaadi modda

[@bensontauro7706]

haha

[@Sunny-gm5wp]

“The British take forever to leave a country” Damn. I like how he farewells in Hindi and Urdu.

[@arthurepisodes-full8994]

He means he farewells in both the Hindu and Muslim ways

[@shreyaskhodre2786]

@@arthurepisodes-full8994 How can a language has a religion ???

[@zenu8830]

@@shreyaskhodre2786 stereotypes my friend. World outside think all Hindu's speak Hindi and all Muslim's speak Urdu

[@notadoctorshh6544]

@@zenu8830 lollll

[@thetrickster9885]

I won't say urdu, it more like arabic

[@arc0613]

Why the hell he is so underrated ..He is Goddamn Intelligent with great sense of humour and savageness. 👏

[@SuhasKool]

because he doesn't fake an accent

[@arc0613]

@@SuhasKool ok agree !! But how is that connected ?? 😂😂

[@beatusgaming7542]

yeah we indians are such like that ! a great viewing angle/personality with an heart of angel.

[@greenfirecats303]

"What about Canada? What's happening there?" "Nothing. It's perfect." XD

[@maazparvez]

Being an Indian myself, this guy just might be the only Indian stand up comedian I like. He does kinda intelligent comedy or something, like Chris Rock.

[@prathmeshbankar2005]

I dont think Will Smith agrees with ur comment

[@Omkar529]

This comment 😆

[@siddjoshi2053]

_British _*_DO_*_ take forever to leave..._

[@steh8831]

sidd joshi - Yep, it's true,.....because we're so desperate for company and culture.

[@ELLIOT1311]

🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[@musicbite2284]

Give them 300 years

[@apoorvasolanki8124]

I am sorry but what does that mean

[@jhalaksingla9721]

They were kicked on their but out out of every county

[@JordiVanderwaal]

So I just discovered him a few minutes ago through someone reacting to one of his stand-up routines. Now I see that he has appeared a few times on Conan over the years, he's also a voice actor and has dubbed a character for Spider-man in India, and he mentioned Catalonia on this video. I guess I'm a fan now. xD

[@JstJaybeingJay]

Are you from Catalonia... Never heard about it ever...😂

[@JordiVanderwaal]

@@JstJaybeingJay yup that's my nation haha

[@jordihribasferrer8905]

@@JordiVanderwaal jajaj es raro veure algú mencionant catalunya, m'he quedat to loco

[@aaaassss447]

@@JordiVanderwaal Visca Barca❤️💙 Love from India

[@amreenbanumansoori8089]

i am a proud Indian....... "kehke leli sasure ne" ... 😂

[@harshakanak1978]

Vir Das is of appropriate height for an average Indian male which is between 5 ft. 2 inches and 5ft. 5 inches. I am told that Conan is 6ft 4 inches tall..hence the difference in height. The real funny thing is you should check out Conan when he stands next to Shaqueel O'Neal or any of the other NBA centers. They just dwarf him completely..cos an NBA center is usually between 6ft 10 inches and 7 ft.

[@shuvadeepdey2574]

Hi beautiful

[@parasharur8616]

Hey Amreen..... Never thought that a girl with a face like yours if only if this is ur real pic, would say susura.... Pet Mai marode pad gaye sale haste haste.

[@shuvadeepdey2574]

Hi beautiful Amreen! Please reply dear.

[@arijitmondal9814]

@@shuvadeepdey2574 are bhai 1 saal baad

[@abhinav1935]

“I’m sorry ,is my planet getting in the way of your oxyclean commercial? “🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ericjamieson]

"It's like the Olympics, but everybody dies."

[@LizaMohanty]

The height difference between Conan and Vir Das though. 😂😂

[@vishvaschauhan8969]

Liza Mohanty yes it was kind of awkward😂😂

[@vishvaschauhan8969]

Liza Mohanty Actually Conan is taller than a normal human being so i can't blame Vir Das for it

[@themaverick7707]

Liza Mohanty Yes, it's almost Russell Peters.

[@abhimanyurai566]

he was standing on a stage but vir das was'nt

[@LizaMohanty]

Abhimanyu Rai Conan is 6'4'' Vir Das is 5'6''. Stage or not, its a massive difference.

[@deepjyotbakshi]

absolutely love when vir das comes on conan

[@professorsnuggles8064]

Hey, phrasing

[@adityasinghaswal4923]

+Denam But that doesn't take away him liking the show more when vir is on ;)

[@TheMKM]

Cums*

[@bensontauro7706]

I totally read that wrong xD

[@prathameshacharya9739]

Deepjyot Bakshi that sounds so wrong man..

[@priyankapatra6004]

"They take forever to leave the country" EVERYONE.. behind the screen. I bet is "wooooooo" Nailed it man! Love you

[@randomdude5644]

What does it supposed to mean is that British take our all money and resources before leave the country

[@randomdude5644]

I'm not good in English that's why I didn't get that joke

[@priyankapatra6004]

@@randomdude5644 That's okay Man! *hug*

[@ShubhamCL]

Shout out CONAN for giving so many people from different backgrounds a platform 🙏🏽 that's the reason I've been following him for years and will do so even in future.

[@sayerihossain8075]

"Brits take forever to leave a country" The burn🔥🔥🔥 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@saketadarsh7606]

#fuckbritain

[@Robins2012]

Damn! Vir Das just nailed it...

[@sweatingalex5935]

“so vir the relationship is more complex” “no it isn’t”

[@socialvegan263]

I just find it hilarious how he interrupts a late night talk show host..🤣 we don't see that a lot.

[@Iamdattatreya]

WE INDIANS HAVE GIVEN SO MANY GEMS TO THIS WORLD AND VIR DAS IS ONE OF THEM , KEEP IT UP !!!!

[@fantomagnik]

FFS! I lost it at that British bit! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@robertmitchell8630]

Agnik Halder study history British empire

[@fantomagnik]

Robert Mitchell by lost it I meant I found it quite hilarious. I am an Indian so of course I know about the attrocities of the British Empire.

[@StevetheHunter560]

I love Vir Das!

[@_Icyfire]

Gotta say, Vir Das is awesome ! Love his comedy! Love from India, especially for Team Coco

[@eone9704]

Hey, can I ask how popular Vir Das in India? Is he superstar already before these appearances on Conan? or slowly thriving as a rising star?

[@happyaulakh5436]

E One he is one of the men who started the trend of stand up comedy in india besides he has done couple of bollywood movies so yeah he is popular

[@johnrokzz9723]

Yeahhh,Go ahead vir He's one of mine fav.... Comedian actor🍻🍻👌☝✋Cheers Team Coco👦

[@_Icyfire]

E One He's pretty popular as a comedian, but not to the general public. He's been in a few movies. People who watch and perform standup know that he is pretty good. Enough popularity to appear with Conan, that's for sure!

[@existencedefieslogic9658]

E One not that popular really. Nowhere near a superstar.

[@taurusthefool]

I love how comedians from any and every walk of life pokes fun at Florida. It's great

[@khwahishkhan383]

The way he does a namaste and then a salaam at the end..thats what a true indian iss

[@ajbutyoutube]

So glad Conan's bringing him back.

[@commentguy7]

He is Very good😐😂🤣

[@eroksey867]

RoOs VS He is VIRRY GOOD

[@peonylee4773]

He is amazing

[@HyperFeed]

OhMyGod!zilla that was lame this joke died

[@simrank.4242]

Vir is class apart! The best representative of India we could ever ask for. He never misses his mark.

[@ariisair]

Conan said Vir's name so well, I'm in tears :')

[@jedteng2650]

I think he is very good because it says here on the comment section, Also 90% of the commenters are indians...🙄

[@brucedepenha]

Well I'm Indian and I think he's very good. Of course, I've held this opinion since the time I saw a live show some years ago. He killed it that night.

[@DB03584]

And people who have some sense of humour

[@shreyas5770]

Jed Teng Mostly but there are also people pretending to be Indians here with fake name and account using vulgar comments...i'm pretty sure i spotted some racist people here and also especially from porkistan!

[@rishabhsharma8189]

Oh I am an Indian too. And he is pedestrian. Stand up comedy in India is still in a developing phase. English standup is fucked up. As you can see Vir das is the best here. But some of the HINDI standup comedians have reached a level where they can be called great

[@otomackena7610]

and whats your point?

[@Lite727]

Damn that was good

[@kevingadhiya9658]

C:What abt canada? V:Nothing. It's perfect!!! Savage...

[@Ajeebaathai]

Just love it when he ends with Namaste and Adaab! Thanks dude!

[@ViragDhulia]

"The British take forever to leave a country" Savage level = infinity. Oye Vire, mann jeet litta yaara

[@businesskakuna6107]

I am British and can confirm we do take forever to leave a country.

[@mechikaboombayah4960]

He even made Conan laugh out loud. A true Hero - Vir Das.

[@ohk8991]

I love how he keeps interpreting Conan. Like, 'Shut it. Anyway-'

[@dollarstorecookie3938]

Conan: You’ve got 2 minutes and 15 seconds Me: *pauses the video so he has more time*

[@sciencenerd777]

Big brain time

[@Ruchi_vig]

I m proud of this comedian. He truely represents India

[@mrfaro7833]

Lol. After watching his stand up "Two India" where he apparently "insulted" India, I like vir das more so than ever before. I don't think he insulted our country. He also mentioned the positives and good things about India. The negatives were the harsh true facts and issues which the government doesn't want to address. Vir das is one brave and smart comedian.

[@theab3260]

And why does ur opinion matter. 😂😂😂

[@Aamirkhan-dw7rx]

@@theab3260 why does yours?

[@papakimbetakim4718]

Sathyameva jayate

[@fmkhan213]

He deserves a larger stage and huge audience. Completely savaging there bro! It felt almost natural and unscripted.

[@amolhjoshi]

Awesome... he has a very good timing! “Even your satellites move because of Indians” Conan - “the relation is probably more complex” Vir - “No it isn’t” 🤣🤣 he grilled it

[@kava2214]

American accent mAke his name from "Vir Das" to "weird Ass"

[@jordienp840]

Xd

[@parsha_k5957]

What you mean.. You don't understands his English?

[@vademecor]

I had never heard of Vir. Damn, he is good!

[@purujitparashar4642]

NASA WITH LESS INDIAN LOL

[@Ndk_-oy3jh]

Y was this video such a late upload?

[@SanskarWagley]

Neel 996 they took it down and reuploaded

[@Sonderborg75]

Was hoping for some news from Denmark since the Danish flag was there. But then again, we're only 5,5 million people, witch would have made no sense in this joke. 😄

[@BaBaBaker]

i thought we are only 5 mil. :O :D

[@navdeepsingh-hc9zw]

Sonderborg? Really? I am making my channel..... Kolding 😂😂😂

[@samid7349]

Your country is in the news for postive news most of the time. There's nothing to make fun of it I guess.

[@Star-fb8jm]

You don't want your country to get roasted, do you?

[@saketadarsh7606]

We have great relations with denmark... Love you guys from🇮🇳

[@shivangitripathi7931]

3:26 this was damn good man🔥🔥🔥

[@Ginasbeautypalette]

Love him. Knew his grandfather so well. I miss him. He passed away last year :’(

[@Baba3vediVines]

You made Indians Proud Vir Das...Superb Man... & he is Actor too

[@omegasauce6172]

“Without Florida, you’re welcome” thank you. We could do without Florida

[@darrylcarnell9095]

Wow, that would be such a great regular feature. I might even start watching Conans show, heh heh heh.

[@ironic2513]

The most indian entering i have ever seen 0:20

[@soniarana5061]

Wow... This is the first time i watched Vir's stand up comedy and trust me this definetly blew me away 😎 He definetly owned the entire stage.... You go Boi.... ❤ Jai Hind 🙏

[@OA2605]

4:25 that was the best part of this video

[@anubhav6392]

Ayeee! My man. Vir is hella talented comedian smart and sassy! That was savage some soft jabs and yeah *Britishers do take forever to leave a country* #proudindian🇮🇳

[@kageromtp3043]

He is so damn good...

[@aamirsultan4172]

#this is called #when indian bangs he bangs very well😂💥🍻👍👌

[@dhanashripawar1001]

He is incredible 👏🙌 He just slayed it...

[@abhijeetdamle3731]

This was shot in april and is now here

[@manishshetty2314]

"British take forever to leave a country" savage😂

[@krishnatejjami4669]

Frodo and Gandalf

[@revmartin2981]

1:08😁woooooooo 💪🇮🇳

[@vergil1238]

At the end he did ' adaab',' handshake' and ' Namaskar' 😂😂 ...Damn

[@jokeychan7526]

"and destroy your democracy"😂😂😂😂

[@noorkaur1966]

Love him too much I'm just wondering why he isn't so famous in India

[@spottercorp]

Usually he is not this funny but here he nailed it 👍👍

[@phoneix24886]

The last line actually subtly pointed out to Gorbachev. Clever!

[@vanithagovind7627]

Proud of you vir.. That was awesome

[@aasthabansal6689]

At 4:20 he nailed it😍😍😜

[@parthsharma2611]

Vir Das is doing good. His characters and movies are awesome. Go Vir make us laugh and proud 😋

[@arjunsaj97]

After hearing that British line 🤣🤣🤣 shashi tharoor be like 😂😂 yeah that's my boi

[@farhu89]

No one else could have done this better than Vir Absolutely amazing!!

[@jchootie]

That "convince India" joke, extremely relevant now in 2021 😂

[@saikumarchelasani5137]

3:28 trueee😂😂😂😂

[@guileniam]

Conan without borders: INDIA. It would be so funny

[@arindamsarkar370]

So very proud of the one, true, fearless Indian comedian doing comedy without prejudicing and insulting Indian people. XD Great job done there!

[@bangguyraj]

And the very same you will start hating him once you hear his contents on India! You don't necessarily like him for who he is but because you didn't find him talking about the Indian culture and societies!

[@eteru2669]

"What's going on in Canada?" *cheers and applause* "Nothing, it's perfect"

[@bismillahir]

Such an underrated comedian