【Apple】My ex wife texted me, but then...【Comp】

[@Elleinad72]

Bryan’s voice hit notes only a 6yr old good could hit. He went from screaming banshee to Kermit the frog!

[@HitokiriDeDo]

yeah. as if he is incapable of having a volume which doesn't want to destroy your eardrums.

[@lindaibarra5614]

I knew his voice sounded like one of the muppets! And he's deluded about how a divorce works!!!!

[@jeanbatchelor7007]

This channel definitely has the most over the top male voices, I love it

[@maxinemyers9215]

I find the man’s voice annoying!!

[@junemosler4058]

I hate his voice.. Your grossing me out with your voice.

[@kathynewton9186]

Bryan sounds like he hasn't gone thru puberty. His voice keeps going up and down like a teenager.

[@mrsdinosaur1009]

Yeah lol, Bryan is doing a good impression of Kevin the teenager (Harry Enfield fame) on some sort or narcotic.

[@lillynichols9884]

And his only emotions are “loud” and “louder”

[@sandrasausville9103]

Guess Sally forgot who's house it belongs to? It's never going to be your house, but have fun trying to make her leave her own house

[@sandrasausville9103]

LoL that's what you get Terry for eavesdropping and thinking totally wrong. You deserve it

[@Recessbiru]

Bryan goes from sounding like Eddy of Ed, Edd and Eddy to full on Lemongrab of Adventure Time. Like I said in original video, I kinda pretty much hear Bryan yell UNACCETABLE!!

[@angelabeyer2497]

Ooh Lemongrab! That’s what I was reminded of.

[@kdeville87]

omg thats funny

[@tammyminder833]

After 10 years why in the hell would make you think that he still wanted you another delusional ex 😂😂

[@catmaxwell6691]

..& she’s trying to seduce him in 10yr old panties, apparently 🤢

[@ImNotaRussianBot]

What a head case. Like, get yourself checked for mental illness and wear a helmet. You're not fit for society.

[@wendigos_eat_people7177]

It happens all the time. Usually they come back because the men they are interested in have moved on to younger better women , or the guy doesn't want to commit to her. They most often think the man they left years ago are the same as the day she left him and he hasn't changed . Often those women may have a child in tow as well. It part delusion as you say ,but part desperation, they are looking to be rescued so they try going back to a former boy friend or ex husband thinking he is the same weak guy she can try to manipulate into taking her back. I have been on many men's channels and stories like theses do become videos, but the real meat are the guys chiming in the comment section with similar stories . It's ridiculously common. for ex girl friends and ex wives to come crawling back. Your right 10 years is delusional but I have heard women going back to their ex's 20 years after the break up. Some times it happens just over a year. Sometimes just a few months ( if she left him for a better guy but, he either got tired of her or found her insufferable and kicked her to the curb). And she has no where to go. A good modern example is Gazelle ( can't spell her name) Tom Brady's ex wife. She files for divorce to go be with her new boy toy or to live it up having as much fun with other guys, but Tom immediately gets a new girl and now his EX is really mad. She knows the new woman is a threat to her. In case things don't work out for her new toy or she tires of sleeping with other guys and can't lock down a new guy, She knows now that she won't be able to crawl back to him if things go wrong. Basically she want's him as a back up guy if all fails. Hard to do if he is with another woman or marries another.

[@tricorvus2673]

I think that this is the most satisfying one yet

[@youmadhuh6375]

Here's a piece of advice.. block your ex or get a new number.. there's no reason your ex should be able to contact you (unless y'all have children together) 10yrs later.. it's certainly no reason to respond or engage with them..

[@jewellmayo5585]

Kent is so loud 😂

[@romillam9183]

Wow the voices, sometimes it's hard to hear even with headphones, then come the screeching male voices, really,

[@Jenifer_R_]

Yeah, the volume goes all over the place with compilations.

[@Rosanne02Doyle]

why don't these people call the police. keep the messages and sue

[@sandrasausville9103]

Bryan must have a huge case of amnesia LoL. You kicked her out and gave her divorce papers, what did you expect to happen? You're a grown man clean up your own house and just block him

[@klm_shadow]

Right? He threatened her with a good time and she said “bet”. 😂

[@kendradrylie9580]

I love Bryan's voice. Yelling, then trying to be calm. Hilarious

[@Ketutar]

Me, too :-D His whiny yelling makes me laugh 😀 I would like to know who he is 🙂

[@rosestorm3695]

I know! I'm fascinated by it. It's memorizing like a slow motion track wreck is

[@SirenPandaSabo]

​@@Ketutar It's Paul Hikari, the male VA. He did Matt in the Pam story with the engagement.

[@sandrasausville9103]

Matt if it takes 5 months to have her make a decision then she is not worth it. She's got some creepy love thing about her brother and I'd be happy to get rid of this crazy woman

[@piercelindenberg6842]

Matt’s mimicking of Pam sounds a bit like Doofenshmirtz.

[@Jenifer_R_]

"Bryan" was just epic! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wendigos_eat_people7177]

Yes, I love how he uses the word gross. You never hear a guy in theses stories call their Ex's that. LOL

[@rjones9000]

At 1:13:05 sounds like dude bout to have a heart attack ........ OVER TEXT!!

[@geeneeb]

I like these compilations! Nice, short, sweet, and to the point !

[@cyndi.K9090]

I'm amazed at John's vocabulary in the story with Christina wanting his inheritance. Huh?! Huh?! Huh?!

[@MariaVasquez-rq7rp]

The male voice actor is good at "over dramatic".

[@pamelacharbonneau3115]

I enjoyed the 2nd story. The OP has a backbone.

[@stephanieP49]

Bryan and I would have divorced not because he cheated but because of me laughing at him every time he got mad and started screaming 😂

[@beingalittleextra]

Someone heard the audio for Bryan and went "ah yes lets find the most model looking guy for his icon." And thats hilarious

[@laurenmentink7401]

All of the stories are great. I love these compilation videos.

[@kevinkelley9670]

Why does the male character always yelling? Really takes all the fun out of this!

[@Nukemom1952]

That's why I watch with the sound off 🙃

[@sandrasausville9103]

Tom is just a bit envious of the fact that you make more than he does and that's hurting his ego. Sounds like the best thing ever was divorcing him and finding a way better man

[@carynvanwyk]

As soon as Bryan started screaming at me like a banshee, I would have immediately hung up the phone and blocked them.

[@nicholejo4856]

Fclzi LP mm p

[@kimdickinson3063]

Wow just wow, can't stop laughing at these mens voices, it's like a comedy of errors. Love the new short stories but these screechy men, they will have a heart attack.

[@julie.1081]

On story #1- I've often wondered if this ever happens. Has this ever happened to anyone here? I get along great with my husband's 1st wife.

[@path.1243]

The voice alone would have stopped me from dating him!

[@Lisa_The_Norwegian]

Bryan is magnificently played 😂 well done good Sir!

[@deborahkizer4664]

Lol. 😅😂 Yes lady please stop it. Lol

[@lapetite717]

It’s always unexpected and funny when the male VA goes falsetto and mocks the nasty antagonist.

[@anthonyhaylock6655]

Omg , that Bryan holy cow , what a major tool

[@denisebatts3414]

Please admit Bryan ,hes having a nervous breakdown 😅looney

[@1ofus]

Did she seriously think he was waiting around all that time for her to return to him?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wendigos_eat_people7177]

Many do. usually out of desperation on her part.

[@bspencer6356]

“Huh?” “Huh?” “HUH!” “Huh?”

[@sandrasausville9103]

Apparently Mary forgot her place in the family dynamics?? It's not your house and they're allowing you to live there. You should be greatful not acting all high and mighty

[@aking3624]

He sounds like a deranged muppet...plus, just because his parents seem kind, doesn't mean they taught him how to be an independent & self sufficient adult. Some parents believe that doing everything for them (thus handicapping) is how to parent. It usually raises the child to believe there will always be someone to "care" for them while requiring zero from them!

[@SilveryBlue1010]

I guess the last dude is on his early dementia...

[@jharris3267]

Matt’s voice when he mimicked Pam is painful!

[@VickyfrenchFrench]

If you heard that voice, no woman would ever sleep with him much less marry.

[@lynngrant533]

"Huh" Has to be the most overused word in these texts! lol

[@klm_shadow]

It can be a good drinking game. If it’s water you will be hella hydrated!

[@Nukemom1952]

Closely followed by "what"....

[@soulsistaxtreme]

Plus the phrase "Are you serious?"

[@GrandLynx-kp2zi]

Bryan sounds like Lemon grab from adventure time IT'S UNACCEPTABLE

[@bridgittethompson2267]

Agree about the voice thing, but am glad for te new stories. Makes for nice change.

[@66DoodleGal]

So Pam is in love with her brother

[@angelabeyer2497]

How did Bryan’s girlfriend even last as long as she did?!

[@shanamoon5785]

Please equal out the volume in these stories, also no need for him to scream.

[@rjones9000]

How can you "Get out of my face" over text🤔

[@potatoflakes247]

I finally got it! The guys voice is like a cross between Scooby Doo, Scrapy, Shaggy, and the villain of Scooby Do.

[@elizabethfrancina4606]

They hv only two kind of voicesz screaming men and duckling voice or anime voice with shivering effect for women.

[@lauraventicinque532]

Divorced means still husband and wife. 😂

[@williamfincher2260]

Some people are so self centered, they can't understand the possibility that their ex partners can move on from them.

[@stormyboz8278]

Yeah the screaming was a bit much

[@maryjmck]

Jesus!!! Does the guy in the first story HAVE TO SCREAM EVERYTHING??? Its ridiculous!!!!

[@Aya-vv3jd]

Bryans voice makes me think he hadn't went through puberty

[@dianekgebhardt3085]

Male voice is loud, but I loved him imitating the girl LOL

[@77yvurc]

Bryans voice (last story) reminds me of LemonGrab from AdventureTime

[@gdangeldth]

I now understand what people talking about. It isn’t necessary to ACTUALLY yell (last “Bryan”) story.

[@CuriousMess61]

I do like these stories, but the screaming male VO is too much.

[@louisev9707]

Yeah, it sounds like he's nailed a Morty voice, but the constant screaming just makes listening to it really grating and it seem unrealistic.

[@freespirit3891]

Even if they were still married, she wouldn't be entitled to any of his inheritance anyway, it would be his, unless it was put it in a shared account. (in the US anyway)

[@polarpotato]

The number of times he says "huh" 😳😐 Really? Doesnt the english language have other words that could have been used? It has so many great words for so many things.

[@nevaehlumiere5418]

“Huh” only has 3 letters. I use “huh” all the time in texting. Occasionally I will use “what”. But that’s 4 letters.

[@SpaceCadet2569]

Huh ?????

[@shaquandawhite]

That shut the hell up had me weak 😂😂😂

[@cynthiaappleton4668]

I can not take Terry's voice

[@s76helichik74]

Whoever that dude is screaming EVERYTHING. Seriously wtah is wrong with him?

[@rickandel]

Ok, big sigh....let me first state that i Rarely post on these storirs. The main reason is because i watch on my tv and im just too lazy to grab my phone. But...this time...i had to post. Ive never enjoyed listening to these stories as much as this one. The women are. Chef's kiss. The men, the men, i cant, theyre hilarious! Their voices. I actually laugh cried a few times! Well done guys!!!

[@sherrianderson1393]

Why is he yelling? He sounds like someone gave him a wedgie!

[@amaneyugihanako-kunofthesi8849]

Nice

[@unicornjennie]

Matt, take the hint, Pam doesn't want to marry you. She's in love with her brother's MONEY. Move on with your life After 3 yrs she's still a golddigging failure, who's still in love with her brother.

[@joancook8938]

Huh huh huh does anyone really say that makes those men sound idiotic

[@Jenifer_R_]

Everyone is idiotic in these stories. That's why we come back every day.

[@wendyo2561]

This guy needs to stop shouting, no one needs to shout like this.

[@cseale61]

Protagonist says "huh?" way too much. Makes him sound clueless when he's not. Fair and honest critique.

[@WriterGirl90]

1:10:01 anyone else think he sounds a bit like Sir Didymus from Labyrinth?

[@stormyboz8278]

His voice is like nails on a chalk board!!!!!

[@chell807]

Pam is... special🤢🤮 This male va is LOUD!

[@carollykins9475]

What the hell...What's with the guys voices in this video!! No one screeches like that!!

[@angelicakoutsouridakis5816]

”It’s been 10 years since our divorce. We’re both in our 30’s now”. So wait... they divorced when they were 20? How old were they when they got married?

[@MegaGinia]

I do not think I could have ever gotten through a first date with Bryan! Once he started talking. . .

[@freepress8451]

Part 6, a fitting end for a bully and you kept the best one for last - great choice of voices

[@Fluffykunn]

😮‍💨 the volume changed too much for this video, had to adjust every video so it wouldn't be blasting

[@scrabt8592]

That last story........sorry lovelies, but it was very OTT, and I now have rigging in my ears. Otherwise, it was a fabby compilation and got me through a nightmare journey to work this morning 😉

[@worldpeaceisthegoal5560]

In every story he sounds either desperate or angry and always really loud 😄

[@sherryswindle8554]

Bryan sounds like Elmo in a drunken rage

[@karjens41]

Ok listening to Bryan was kind of painful. It was like listening to a boy going through puberty while having a tantrum. And considering he doesn't grasp the understanding of the word divorce lol, I may not be far off.

[@Gah2Kylie]

These male voices are SO dramatic! Like fingernails on a blackboard!😡 ESPECIALLY that last guy!😂 I had to turn my volume WAY down!

[@kimberlycaldwell3124]

I just can't with the man screaming everything. 😵‍💫 Way over the top dramatic. My poor ears. 😵

[@angeliasalah4271]

Is Bryan voiced by Bobcat Goldthwait?

[@bladeraptor1]

Honestly the yelling made me laugh

[@Gah2Kylie]

Every single one of these stories were ALL repeats!😮

[@SpaceCadet2569]

Between each story is the date when it was first posted. It does what it says on the tin. Simples!!

[@jonellis5519]

Loving the stories and the complilation. The male VA screams like a banshee in all of his stories...why???? Makes it really hard to listen to. Hope he records in a soundproof booth. Lol. I like that the stories are shorter without all the unnecessary repeating of the same thing over and over and constant use of "all of a sudden". Keep up the good work.

[@IzzyPR2010]

I make it a policy to never give someone's personal telephone or address to another person without the owners permission, it helps to avoid issues like what happened in the first story.

[@dlk1872]

I love the videos, because karma stories are hilarious. However, please let the male voice over actor know that he really needs to calm down. The screaming is really a bit much. It's appropriate for some of the stories, in certain moments, but that last story on this video just gave me a migraine. It was unhinged. At the end, when he was losing it over not getting his way, it's appropriate. When it goes from the first moment all the way through, that's overdone. Plus, it won't be as overwhelming to listen to if he pulls back from the mic just a bit. I suffer from sensory overload sensitivity due to a medical condition, and I have to keep it at almost the lowest volume for some of these, which makes it hard to hear the other voices. Please don't take this in a bad light. I truly love the videos. I just may not be able to keep listening at the current volume, because the sensory overload causes other health issues to flare up, in addition to the headache. Please keep sharing the stories. I truly do enjoy them. Heck, I may just watch with the sound off if I need to.

[@Jenifer_R_]

"Bryan" was a completely absurd character saying completely absurd things. He needed a completely absurd voice, and the VA obliged hilariously. Just turn down the volume and crank up the speed. Soon you'll look forward to this VA performing.

[@riktusempra21]

That guy needs to calm tf down

[@deborahkizer4664]

Did a dang job. 😂

[@catmaxwell6691]

What’s is up with the screeching male over-actor in the first story; did he lose a bet?

[@rjones9000]

How can you yell ......... Over Text 🤔

[@veritysimone]

All caps should convey yelling.

[@d33moodl3y]

I can "hear" why Ken got divorced

[@rjones9000]

His voice at 1:05:05 ............. How can you tell what his voice sounds like, over text. This is TERRIBLE!!!!!!!

[@dansnan1]

I could never marry anyone like that Bryan i would never be able to listen to that voice its like chalk on a chalkboard makes my ears bleed lol

[@WildWestRosie]

Bryan needs to improve his screech shouting. I had to mute it and just read the text.

[@Jenifer_R_]

Then you missed out on some serious belly laughs. Increase speed to 1.75x and play. It's hilarious!

[@robint3547]

Last story....."you're the house wife".....excuse me y'all, she married him, not the house. Run baby run. Glad she divorced. Be great if he grew up and put on his big boy pants now.

[@helenworley5903]

Writing checks and then can't cash them is awful

[@whistlerwind7422]

The emotion flows from Pam's voice (the passion, the anger) like stagnant creek water.

[@jenniferhill248]

Why does Bryan voice have to be so aggressive

[@melissakerber8287]

Bryan whines so that we know right off the bat what a man baby he is.