【Apple】My sister said she was pregnant with my husband’s baby so I told her I was single but then..

[@basubenburns]

Finally someone has said what I've been thinking listening to sisters who steal their sister's guy or think they are stealing their guy: how about keeping your legs closed. As for the toxic parents who seem to agree with a child stealing and another's spouse, karma will always come back for your mistreatment of said child.

[@66DoodleGal]

Of course, Dayna’s nickname is the “Village Bicycle” “Charging with your legs wide open”

[@paulagoeringer9466]

That legs comment killed me🤣🤣🤣

[@juanitabonvillain5896]

Lmao! The village bicycle - everyone gets to ride! 😂😂😂

[@maureenmclelland]

Or the town bike .as we say in England

[@Jules-xx4wt]

Margerine legs,she spreads easy

[@sandrasausville9103]

There's a saying down south.. she's like a screen door everyone gets to bang it

[@marysstilllearning5803]

Bahahahaha "charged in with your legs wide open." Bahahaha love that line

[@sandrasausville9103]

The nickname of the village bicycle was epic 🤣

[@jenniferbeyer6412]

Great line. I almost fell off my couch. Hysterical.

[@66DoodleGal]

That poor baby is doomed with a mom like that

[@D-Dollie]

“the village-bike” wow that was the best!!! 🤭

[@sandrasausville9103]

I've heard about the screen door that everyone gets to shut but the village bike is way better 😂

[@JeanettaRoss-zr1ln]

I also liked "wipe your own ass"😅😅😅

[@nancythane5672]

Every town has one! Save Christmas for a Bicycle now! Buy them a bike horn!! They can alert that they're ready for business!!

[@nataliedrest5679]

Rachel sounds like a real person, Dayna sounds like a computer generated voice, although the pronunciation of some words (ie. ado) create amusement.

[@richardfabacher3705]

ay-dough! 😂

[@leannes1083]

Don't forget changing the word "reason" to "season". I was only half listening and that made such little sense that I had to rewind the video to figure out what she actually meant, because what on earth does a season have to do with why you're messaging your sister all of a sudden? It is funny when they mess words up like that, it can change the whole conversation! I like finding them now, just as much as I like finding mistakes in movies, like somebody holding a cup that switches hands between shots. I know, it's a little sad, but, in my defense, I only do it with movies that I know like the back of my hand😄

[@RedCeltay]

​@@leannes1083I also do that to movies that I love & watch over & over. One of my favs was in original Scorpnion king movie. When the lady throws her leg over the rock. You got a unexpected shot.😮😂😂. But they edited out of the next batch of dvd's.😊😊😊😊

[@mortimerbrewster3671]

They both sound annoying.

[@nancythane5672]

Motormouth is an actual person. Enough people complained, so she's revved down her vocal speed.

[@JohannaNazareen1225]

Dana, why would someone say they're not maried if they are and you tell them you slept with their husband? Huh, Dayna? Why? Maybe because they're not maried!

[@annegrey6447]

Idk any woman that when told their hubbie is cheating would say, “I’m single”. Dayna wanted to one-up her sis so bad she’s delusional. Smh 🤦‍♀️

[@sandrasausville9103]

Hope Dayna can remember which one got her pregnant... Hopefully she's not spreading around any STD's. If someone tells you that they're not married you might want to believe it.

[@debbyallen8325]

Rachel cracked me up with her comments to her sister Not only did she try to make her own up to what she had done, but she didn't lift a finger to help her out of her mess.

[@jeanbatchelor7007]

"Village bike"😂😂

[@nemo7782]

Dayna needs to keep better track of the stallions she allows into her stall.

[@tricorvus2673]

😂❤

[@dionedavids531]

Great comment 😂 ❤️

[@barbaramcminn6713]

Sounded to me like she crawled into his stall.

[@AC-ni4gt]

Bravo on all fronts!

[@stephaniehoyland4901]

That's a great way to put it

[@momcat5213able]

Had a friend asked me to go with her family to Disneyworld. Told her i couldn't get the time off. She then asked to borrow my brand new car instead. Apparently, they were going to ask me to take my car if I went too. I refused to loan the car to them in exchange for driving their old van with a manual shift. The van breaks down every week. Her husband wasn't happy but they went in the van. I'm so happy they didn't try to take my car without permission.

[@ShutterbugVideo671]

It’s stories like this that makes me really really appreciate the great relationship I have with my two sisters!

[@belladharma]

“Without further ayy-doe” good lord 😂

[@Lestatsgirl23]

Ado cracked me up. 😂😂 I am so using that pronunciation from now on.

[@Summertime-ye3wg]

“Your purpose in life is just to help me when I am in trouble!” had either my brother and sisters said that they would’ve gotten a slap in the face by yours truly here.

[@chrismc410]

If I said that to my sister, she wouldn't care if she was 5'0, 140 lbs, and that I was 6'3, 310 lbs, she would be splitting my wig to the white meat, and rightly so.

[@jacalynnepuder1172]

"Wipe your own ass" that iconic line will live in my mind rent free, and hopefully I'll be able to use it one day

[@CarmenFlores-id8dh]

Dayna might very well have been meant for something better, but she threw it away. Sucks to be her. 😂

[@tinajoerossignol]

Just love how being a housewife is a mandatory thing for all married women, yet that also makes her less than human and useless for being dependent on the man for everything.

[@tammyminder833]

Damnnnnnnn Dayna that backfire real quick in her face 😂😂

[@renee176]

Why do these stories have the people threatened to tell the parents about some kind of conflict that 2 people are having? Especially when both parties are grown people? How does that even work...lol!😂 Did she say that people used to call her sister "the village bike"...OMG!😳😯 All the doors are broken...lol!😂🤣

[@Orsonfoe]

A good chunk of these stories comes from cultures where parents still hold a some swear over adult children, or the person relies on said parent to a major degree.

[@Jerseybytes2]

all the doors were broken..... so, did she see her sister climb out the window or did she have some sort of magic power that allowed her to open the door to leave the house?

[@jamiethal1319]

It was a joke about all the doors being broken, so Toby could sneak Dayna in the house.

[@lindaharris5858]

I'm s i n g l e again....... oh I was having a Glorilla moment 😂

[@eh3263]

I’m Having a Trina… I’m single again moment 🤣

[@elenarussell6747]

All the doors were broke. 😂😂

[@kijikarichardson5407]

"Village bicycle"😂😂😂😂

[@StoopidMonkeysMomma]

The village bike 😂😂😂😂

[@lindahill7315]

Dang, a story that is really good and speak the truth about spreading legs.

[@kathyschinkel5219]

This Dyana sounds like she just fell off of the turnip truck LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@simeonbaumel7293]

Toby, or not Toby. That is the question.

[@dorothylloyd1804]

Thank you

[@tinafogarty404]

How can anyone speak English so fast, yet not speak English??

[@daidersanto1867]

I know these stories are fake, but they are great at describing certain types of people. The younger sis here is perfect example of a narcissist. Unable to find their own happiness, so they have to steal it from others. Unable to understand that while they are the main character in their story, they are not that for anyone else.

[@stephaniehoyland4901]

Dana" I'm not on drugs" " really because it kind of sounds like you are"

[@crimsonmoon78]

It was a very good story! I always look forward every morning to watch your text stories! Please keep up the great work! ☺ Take care!

[@Nukemom1952]

Where do these people come from! "...my life was meant for better...???" Why? Was she given a gilt-edged guarantee atbirth that she would be given whatever she wanted? Sheesh!!! And what was the deal about her one-uppiing her sister?

[@tammyminder833]

Damnnnnnnn Rachel started out with the Foolishness 😂😂 I love the pettiness 😂😅

[@changaming1275]

Mammoth Misunderstanding. I'm using that from now on XD

[@me8042]

“The village bike” nice Austin Powers reference.

[@joandondero1736]

These stories get more & more interesting & amazing, I crazily look for more! Yes, I do, indeed, have a very pleasant happy senior lady life! You writers have such vivid imaginations. It takes an educated intellectual gift of spontaneity to achieve outstanding results! Carry on, geniuses! Bravo! Brava! 👏🏾👏🏼👏🏿👏🏻

[@barbarameyer649]

Good one!

[@Mrwillie95]

I would have block Dayna number and the parents number and move on with life and let them live in misery

[@paulredinger5830]

You have to see a judge or the justice of the peace to become married.

[@WandaHadley]

If they are rich they would be able to get the doors fixed.

[@ForsakenWolf1]

Danya: I'm pregnant with some unemployed homeless guys kid and we're even about to get married...you benefited in some way? Me: well...yea, just so we're clear this is all on you right? Whoever gave you the investigation details probably get a refund

[@timothywilliams7264]

When she said proof. Id have send a picture with me posed like I had my arms wrapped around someone. But in reality nobodys there. An id send the picture to her. Like isnt that proof lmao

[@rowan5335]

Being independent literally means taking care of yourself by yourself. It's just I don't understand how these stupid people actually make it to adulthood much less live as adults

[@donnalynch6845]

Thank goodness

[@SilveryBlue1010]

"Charging in with your legs open." Gives me a funny image lol

[@beasty909]

Dayna made the poor guy loose EVERYTHING!! xD hahahahaha, thats what ya get when you let greed win :) x edit spelling

[@laustpeternielsen-norman9569]

This was funny 😂

[@nilajakamau7854]

yep😂 "daynna" should've been checked in to the nearest "funny farm" after that 1st msg after 10yrs of no contact.

[@clarissagafoor5222]

I`m waiting for the reply to `you`re married and I`ve stolen your husband and/or having his baby` to be `nonsense - I`m same sex attracted! - even I can`t have my husband`s baby!!!!!!!'😂

[@joeydemitro8976]

DAYNA STOP CREEPING OUT YOUR SISTER RACHEL AND DAYNA YOU OUTED SMARTED YOURSELF TOO

[@gamingnerdgirlz]

F*ck around and find out a story.

[@gbgentleman]

Dayna talks too fast. Doesn't sound natural.

[@tailsofchaos]

Even though there are some people in this world that do talk fast. So what is natural on it

[@josephhurst4902]

15:34, a "Victim" who charged head first into this herself.

[@jessicagreer4828]

He told me all the doors were broken....

[@songofthdead]

I like these stories and story lines. What gets me is that the fact that Dayna speaks so fast. Or maybe its just me :/

[@hereschica]

Awesome video as always! Keep up the good work!

[@norarivkis2513]

"Without further AY-doh?"

[@ellen6638]

Hey Dayna understanding doesn't mean agreement

[@bronwentillman8385]

Brat: "You just don't know when to give up..." Me: "That's not the pot calling the kettle black, is it..."

[@Jenifer_R_]

Stop giving Nelly scripts with words she can't pronounce. It's getting mean. 😂😂

[@joeydemitro8976]

DAYNA LET HER EGO GET THE BEST OF HER TOO AND DAYNA KNOW THAT TOO AND DAYNA IS VERY FUNNY AND A JOKE AND A COWARD TOO AND DAYNA WILL BE EATING THOSE WORDS NOW TOO AND DANYA YOU WERE WARNED TOO AND DAYNA LISTEN UP AND LISTEN GOOD THERE TOO CUPCAKE

[@imuthis2011]

Something Dayna needs to learn: Bad things will always happen to bad people. They can gate away with it only temporarily before Karma catches up.

[@dragonyami]

Dayna's voice actor needs to SLOW DOWN Reading lines is NOT a race!! Seriously holy crap this is painful to try and keep up with

[@irenefelix6637]

What a sister…

[@erickpoorbaugh6728]

So Rachel thought Toby was rich enough to live in a huge mansion, but couldn't afford to fix the doors even when the only way in or out was by climbing through the window?

[@w.reidripley1968]

A do. Masso shist. Bad robot!

[@BruinPhD2009]

There are some interesting mispronunciations in this one. 😳😅

[@BCFBreakfastClubFan]

It's "uh-do", not "ay-doe".

[@sophierobinson2738]

So many mispronounced words. But i did like “the village bike” insult.

[@georgiannmartinez8547]

Without further ah do, not aaadoe

[@BelleDede01]

What's with the speed and constant panic from the sister's talking? Wow, it feels like I've got this video on speed dial. Annoying.

[@Purplegaming12-99]

16:19 got me off guard

[@danielclaw]

This is why some people like Dayna will never do well in life. But hey, she done it to herself in the end.

[@IronMaiden756]

Sisters with different accents. 😂

[@Gerilyn2003]

Toby's parents were "overjoyed" by the news they'd be getting a grandson...but they have grandchildren from his ex-wife, right?

[@YDV669]

Does the AI not know how to pronounce "Without further ado"?

[@tamarasmith9060]

There's a LOT of words they don't know how to pronounce.

[@tenalohr1300]

Dayna's voice actress needs some lessons. She is not very good

[@tailsofchaos]

Yeah I see nothing wrong with the voice here

[@hereschica]

To anybody who sees this, have a nice day/night!

[@HELLINA-HANDBASKET]

Why does the VA who is playing Dayna insist on talking like she's permanently on fast forward?.

[@tamarasmith9060]

"without further ay-dough" ?? & that's just the 1st way off pronunciation 😬...

[@Stormageddon81]

The pronunciations of quite a few words made it nearly impossible to listen to.

[@Corps8800]

Rachel and her robot sister dayna

[@ronaldortega6880]

Anyone know what the background music is called

[@ellenosceola5707]

It’s pronounced like ah dew. It’s pronounced like mass o kissed.

[@mortimerbrewster3671]

I've been wondering how these AI stories have been garnering thousands of views (this one sounded fun until I clicked on it and the AI became clear). What's more amazing are the comments invested in the stories like they are real. I'm wondering if the videos are a company trying to perfect their AI programming for TV/movie use and scripts like these would never succeed on a larger audience.

[@roslizanbintimalik]

'Dayna' can learn how to narrate better. It will takw time but I know she can do it.

[@collinsghenghan325]

Are these stories made up? Cuz it seems so unreal

[@66DoodleGal]

They are

[@RJ-sb5qr]

This is a good story. But you should really have the one reading for Dayna do a read through before recording because she mispronounced several worlds, and she is reading like she is in a hurry to escape.

[@denisephillips9588]

All of my ex-boyfriends always knew what kind of sister I had and how she looks they wasn't into her at all because at one point in her life she was so fat that she looked like a wheal. And I am thinking that by now she is back to her old size now. She did lose weight at one time. But she could never keep it off. But back to the point. I wasn't close to my sister and we didn't get along so I never asked her to hang out with me. But she did try to get close to me for her own benefit but it didn't work with me and now we don't even talk to each other and I like that way.

[@treece3698]

Holy crap who writes this $&#%

[@cheri177]

A rather stupid story.

[@germanjohn5626]

you still talk so fast you sound like Donald Duck

[@wgrady222]

Please, stop the background music , its so annoying and off-putting.

[@Mamaaudri]

MassOhshist. Hilarious. It's Massohkisst