Virtual Gnomes | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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Theo takes a look back at the insane journey that was 2020, featuring some of the best TPW highlights and guest interviews from this year. Thank you so much to everyone who's continued to support the podcast over these past 4 years. Onward to 2021.
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[@slimspen7560]

Theo and his fans just feel like family. Love you guys man, happy New Years, and may this be our year. Gang.

[@chancefowler03]

Yes sir. Gang forever baby , have a nice bratwurst to celebrate.

[@nickcooper2127]

Gang gang baby. Stay away from embankments in 2021. Happy new year

[@waywardwritersinn1273]

Gang bro

[@tonywooten596]

and let's not go overboard with the dark arts

[@DopeShinobi]

Semi Asian kid who worked near the school and knew the answers. 😭🤣

[@angeliadurrett2852]

I haven't been listening to your podcast for very long now but have grown to really enjoy your sense of humor and personality very much. I also think it's very kind of you to help some mothers for Chris with no strings attached. THANK YOU FOR HELPING SO MANY PEOPLE

[@dead_sync3680]

This guy's a walking talking quote machine

[@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177]

Gang gang daddy

[@josephmullins8749]

Brandon schwabb comin in THICCC onward daddy gang gang buzz lightyear

[@dmanm85]

The rat king of one liners.

[@c_tatsu5525]

and

[@josegarcia-is6wu]

"Everyone's a desert 9 when you can't see the eyes"

[@Sprite_525]

“milky head lamps” bro this guy never stops

[@DaytripYT]

"We are in the future, this is what Elon Musk puts on his salad"

[@RichardCookerly]

I will always refer to tits as milky head lamps from here on out

[@bradsully6620]

I can't stop thinking about him saying "if you had a bag full of years." I don't know why but that cracks me up.

[@catherinegilliam4202]

And people doubt that I could be in love with this man even though we’ve never met face to face. I say: how could a person NOT fall for this incredible man? He’s as close to ideal as one human being could be, his looks, his intelligence, his caring demeanor, his open and welcoming heart, and the fact that he uses his popular platform to give to others in need rather than just rake in the money for himself is just amazing. That is rare these days. I love you, Theo

[@ohjaysimpson101]

“That thing slept 6 honey. But ended up sleeping one...” 😭😂

[@myka4337]

That was the best line. Had me dying.

[@dysay]

Later on his comments on rv owners and Hooters having beef now 🤣🤣🤣

[@timmorrell9828]

It’s crazy how someone can make me laugh my ass off but also cry from self reflecting through your words man. Shits magical baby praise god , Gang 2021

[@aftershowbl]

Gang Bro. I feel the same way.

[@timmorrell9828]

@@aftershowbl he’s really one of a kind

[@itsharbs87-brokenchroniega79]

Theo has become one of my favorite stand-ups. Giving that lady a $500 gift card was awesome, you can tell he's a down to earth guy!

[@CezaMVO]

First episode of the new year. Theo killed it all 2020. Remember theo everything is ok!

[@llamaboy1991]

Bro you are everywhere

[@actualsnow345]

"When you start a word, where you end is in the future" - Theo Von

[@isaactirado7282]

Theo is the best comic out there idc what anybody says

[@eastonwinship2016]

Easily

[@AgendaInMind]

It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death " is pneumonia, aka "flu". So as people are released from the solitary confinement of their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus. Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't "catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what cause ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. The cause of death in Small Pox was PNEUMONIA, not acne lesions. The only people who “caught” Small Pox were the ones who were attacking each other..Indians and Militia....people who feared and were attacked by each other. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. Western Medicine is pure fraud. I can't be the only person in this disgustingly brainwashed world who knows about German New Medicine.

[@thomasjayofficialYT]

Facts

[@cruzc5frc]

Imagine this being your first Theo video lol.

[@profes5468]

Gang

[@buffalokids671]

Salute again to the guy who called to donate a PS5 because them joints are going $1,200-1,500 on the mark up! That was stand up especially during these trying times! And Theo Von for giving back and helping! 💯💯💯

[@CamWilliamsonOfficial44]

Theo doesn’t get enough love. As much as he gets, he deserves 10x more.

[@justintheodorou]

This is gonna be the start of a domination run for Theo!

[@AgendaInMind]

It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death " is pneumonia, aka "flu". So as people are released from the solitary confinement of their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus. Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't "catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what cause ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. The cause of death in Small Pox was PNEUMONIA, not acne lesions. The only people who “caught” Small Pox were the ones who were attacking each other..Indians and Militia....people who feared and were attacked by each other. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. Western Medicine is pure fraud. I can't be the only person in this disgustingly brainwashed world who knows about German New Medicine.

[@justintheodorou]

@@AgendaInMind PTL baby!

[@C.A.D.]

@@AgendaInMind shut up lol

[@tannerannichiarico7255]

@@AgendaInMind Upsetting circumstances in life is the reason everyone who has ever been sick has gotten sick? You sound like you need to shut up.

[@asad2918]

@@AgendaInMind so we going back to the Middle Ages now?

[@face.-]

"Corvid 19" 😂😂😂😂 " how many touchdowns did he have"??? Raw comedy at its finest.

[@lashropa]

"When you start a word, where you end is in the future". You just blew my mind.

[@crisv8253]

Love you guys, This podcast has kept me sane through quarantine and working from home . Being isolated all day has been getting to me

[@ninakore]

‘That euthanasia soundtrack’ I literally choked on my cornflakes

[@EdenPrime7]

Who still eats cornflakes ?lol

[@EdenPrime7]

@BigBody Reviews That bee semen hitter bruh

[@Subllama]

He’s so funny without trying 😭

[@BowinHard]

yeah Theo is just a blessing i cant think of a bad thing to say about the guy genuinely love this fellow man

[@reillybecker9855]

The people that down voted this video worked for 2020. RIP

[@jrod898]

Anyone else feel like theo is family? I wish you well theo you deserve everything you ever wanted in life love you man

[@Unz360]

Only Theo interviews the every day people from all walks of life. That hitter with the southern gentleman, who escorts our beloved to the after life was my favorite!

[@Sam-gr9we]

So grateful for Theo and this past weekend , you’ve been a staple in my life these past couple years. I wish all whom read this continued success and a beautiful day ! Gang gang

[@jessaransford8866]

gang gang

[@Bent-rAgE-559]

Gang Gang

[@J_ose904]

Gang bruh

[@bradsully6620]

Gang nigga

[@romanwolujewicz]

Just found him these last few months and it's getting me through ngl

[@720pLyrics]

thank you for making 2020 better theo

[@Vanquisher2012]

Theo’s thoughts > regular thoughts

[@nitrothechosen8061]

“This vaccine seems like something someone put together at the last minute to get a C.” Hahahah so good. 😅

[@kqgibson]

“A perfectly good RV parked it outside an abandoned hooters and blew it up” hahahahahahahhaha

[@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177]

That’s in the 10 commandments as a sin in West Virginia

[@dk4002]

that thing slept six honey

[@austinrader7879]

“That baby slept 6 man, but in the end it slept one” 😂😂

[@brokeboyz704]

Bout dropped my fucking bong I laughed so damn hard!

[@carlzmossberg5438]

It's been a hell of a year. I'm thankful for this podcast to help us get through. Gang gang!

[@whiskeyneat97]

Thank you for everything Theo. God bless you.

[@Kwestdaroc4]

Theo shouting out Delia and hoping he podcasts again 2021 makes me S’Happy.

[@MantissToboggan]

I love you, Theo. You've been such a fun person to listen to and have been my absolute favorite comic and entertainer. God bless you and your family. Thanks for all the laughs and deep thought.

[@scottdavis4439]

"Dirty sauce out into the air.... lunged out" LOL

[@cruzc5frc]

1 minute in and this is gold Theo. Welcome back.

[@ambercarr861]

"If you think I am a 'science man' then you are a stray animal, because that's not factual. "

[@JarranTyler1987]

I see you shining with that Christmas present around your neck!

[@andrewbrandmusic0894]

That Khole's half off bad boi 😂

[@twalters6551]

He had to get his self one as well lol

[@RichardCookerly]

He’s got that bling hitter

[@thekromekitty]

You make me laugh and that is the best gift you can give 🤩😂🙌🏽

[@matthew1337]

"That euthanasia sound track" - I burst out my vape.

[@adair6633]

😂

[@nunyabizness690]

How many jpegs does that baby hold?

[@jeebz2011]

Really hope theo is in a good place i know he hides alot behind his comedy.. You deserve to be happy and number 1 comedian theo

[@jessaransford8866]

love

[@adamrivera2499]

Amen to that

[@mr.knowitall4054]

He's emotionally damaged, afraid of commitment but he yearns for it at the same time, I'm in the same boat which is why I can read it on him. Hope he finds some peace on his path this year 👌

[@WingBroJoseph]

​@@mr.knowitall4054 If he'd have committed to one of his exes and had a family, likely none of us would know who he is right now. He has plenty of time. He's fine.

[@Drippinonthedroop]

Would've loved to see like Mitch Hedberg and Theo do a podcast.

[@adamrivera2499]

That would have been so epic r.i.p mitch hedberg

[@rancewhite9312]

“This thing slept 6, but at the end it slept 1...” lmao 😆😭

[@fredwaller9417]

His comedic rants have me holding my side in laughter! Theo for president!

[@brendansokol8599]

I love how Theo throws Michigan around like it’s an exotic place. Gang gang, great lakes brother.

[@jennabolmgren]

“*whispers like the wind* you can hear the frisbee.”

[@workingtheories]

Theo looks like he held his nose when he got baptized.

[@collinking1438]

Theo looks like the pastor held him by his nose when he dipped him in that holy water

[@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177]

God is good daddy

[@GraddyWolf]

.....he did in the Alabama video you can watch with your own eyes

[@GraddyWolf]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qXK3oZd-nN2bhpo

[@josephmullins8749]

Brandon schwabb comin in THICCC onward daddy gang gang buzz lightyear

[@laytonbfc]

"I went to the slowest Starbucks". D'elia needs to up his game man. Gang.

[@TTK1224]

I often wonder how the whites only Starbucks in his house is doing during this pandemic

[@bradsully6620]

Wonder what delia is up to. He's been gone long enough his creepy ass needs to come back.

[@spartanaaron1518]

"working at a calendar factory gluing Sundays onto a sheet on paper"

[@johnnie543]

When Teodoro put on that euthanasia bop to open this first 2021 hitter, I felt that

[@stormcorrosion176]

Gang

[@taylorzimny3247]

"euthanasia bop" haha

[@johnnie543]

@@fastfoeword Coach needs to tell Lil Corvid-19 to just sit the rest of the season out tbh

[@Sportsman134]

"this when your doctor tell you shouldn't have anymore sugar, and you just lay in bed and have a brownie" LOL

[@HealthyHelperKaila]

"Happy New Year to Chris D'elia too." 🤣

[@bori1986]

Timestamp

[@jvalencia2875]

29:00

[@JediMasterBaiter]

As someone new to this podcast, I really appreciate the clips.

[@clisp2653]

Theo interrupts himself by saying “you know” and it’s hilarious

[@ExxoBilly]

Happy new year uncle Theo. Stay blessed to anybody seeing this 🙏🏻🔥

[@CarsonCorbin]

“You can hear the frisbee” LMFAOO

[@lalabug7333]

Damn Theo really opens up to his fans. Love him more each time. My Theo family Los AMO a todos

[@C.A.D.]

Theo: I'm not a science man Also Theo: What are the next futures gonna look like?

[@ethanpowers9166]

It's not easy listening to this podcast and drinking coffee at the same time.

[@chrisbray1737]

“Bitch get the coffees” haha that killed me!!

[@johnnie543]

Check that it ain't no Keurig

[@thegodzhilla]

Theo starting off the new year ICY 🥶 This podcast has been such a source of comfort for so much of 2020, and I love how supportive the community is of both you and each other :) Here’s to 2021 Theo & GANG! 🙏

[@ChristopherAddes]

Being high in a conveyer belt factory smoking a blunt playing Tetris on difficult, Theo on that word artistry painting them word pictures

[@LivingOutloudWithAshleyStone]

I just love you Theo.. such a beautiful soul!

[@21randyo]

Theo's the type to worry more about a hooters than an AT&T building

[@Mike-om4tv]

We should all be more worried about these 40somethings letting those puppies run wild for a little tip.

[@kevinl3254]

I got a little tip for ‘em. Ya feel me, daddy?

[@cosmo84naut77]

Thank you Theo Von for being u

[@Star-xq4tp]

"where you start a word.....where you end is in the future" damn bruh !

[@joncasity6099]

Shit killed me

[@samcarroll4767]

I like how he bought his family chains for Christmas. That's dope asf. Gang.

[@kerrigaulke5567]

💜💜 Theo got me through 2020, let's go 2021🍾 Happy New Year!! Love you Theo 💜💜 Gang!!!

[@adamrivera2499]

For real theo brought light in 2020

[@elaineyancofski4530]

“I should be grateful to live on a planet where I can pullover and ask 9 people to help me get a coffee and a half hour later, I can have one” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@beeeater8893]

"There's no TSA when you're flying up to Heaven" Gang.

[@samuelblanco261]

Great compilation and great outro vid! Grateful for everyone that contributed to this

[@LeePayne2310]

Happy new years to all you Muppets! Gang gang

[@nateone6632]

so much love theo. really this podcast has given me a home place like even just my self expectation and realization is helped even man we all trying to get by and focus on doing best

[@SMRC2017]

How do you get through these without doubling over in laughter 😂

[@stantonh1452]

Bro how did he keep a straight face talking bout that waiter

[@dealiffy6533]

33:18 easily the best fucking thing on the internet. The in motion Dutch, IMD baby. The downhill people they call them.

[@SincereSentinel]

"Twin peaks is better anyway. And I know it and you know it..." hahahahahahaha

[@shaunpaulus1381]

Theo your the real MVP dawg gang gang

[@HistoryHyenas]

LMAO THIS IS AMAZING!!!

[@waloacme]

Yaaaaaaaas!!!

[@TheoVon]

gang

[@Audiofatuation]

Omg the end of him calling everyone.... I'm not crying you are 😭

[@markyncole]

Theo's talking about the next future and I'm still stuck here in the last future.

[@brandonalexander3455]

That's why I love Theo man. Always inspires me to want to try things I've never done. Like mushrooms. Or helping my community. Gang.

[@bambus_ross]

*At this point Theo is a dang national treasure. A-fuckin-men.*

[@nickeq42]

Theeeeo i hope u had a great new years dude. And we love you and anything you do. Also i want to thank you for helping me get more in touch with my emotional side. Shit i try to cry al least a couple times a month. It just feels good after.

[@what-a-life8097]

My man's really gave Riley the good ole boot out the door hitter 😬

[@UnSpOkEn5sHot]

For the better. He needs a assistant like nick or who ever Shultz has editing his shit

[@what-a-life8097]

I agree but I feel bad for the young asian feller

[@joshchapman4753]

He needed it

[@johnnie543]

Just when he got himself that first ginger kiss hitter

[@isabelmendez4158]

So glad you’re here in 21 Theo. Love you bro. Onward.

[@lionsmanexx]

Theo out here getting all Sylvia Plath

[@Subllama]

3:57 we had a moment there

[@HenryErnie]

Wild how you can’t find a single negative comment in any of the TPW threads! Theo is the G.O.A.T!

[@brianjenkins5429]

The people speak! Yet, Hollywood doesn't have room for his "style".. fuck em!!

[@HenryErnie]

@@brianjenkins5429 Hollywood has money. That’s it. Sick of it...

[@connorhoux2987]

Thank you Theo. You have brought so much laughter to my life and millions of others over the past years.

[@michaelbest4857]

Gang Gang! Happy New Year everyone! Hope it's a good one!

[@bradleygoodson752]

I need a weekly 60 mins of Theo teaching us Spanish. That would give me the commitment I need to learn it better lol.

[@doctordreyer]

We out here reverse vacuuming people's lungs...

[@rankinprod.9962]

This man said “it’s like organic coffee” 😂

[@keepinitcaroline6301]

Will we still hear Theo say "corvid" in 2021?

[@mrvrose9999]

The 2021 Corvid is a completely new design with a mid engine power plant to compete with the European Super cars.

[@johnnie543]

@@mrvrose9999 So Corvid is basically a Tesla that was developed by Elon Musk's son R9-69

[@nickredman3052]

You’re observant and pretty.

[@keepinitcaroline6301]

@@nickredman3052 wow thats a nice comment! Never thought I could find one of those on a youtube video 😂 thank you

[@jessiebourassa2781]

It's ongoing in our household 🙌

[@lowellarnett3172]

The best people beat themselves up cause they cant do more for others, Theo you are the best among us. Much Love.

[@ZackT510]

Maybe Magic Mind can help Theo remember what he was talking about.

[@kalijuri]

'spent half the day hiding from my left arm.' Oh, Theo! You are a delight!

[@mitch.wallis]

“When I was young you had to do acid to get virtual reality. I did mushrooms at school once and wore a green shirt and thought I was a snake. Spent half the day hiding from my left arm. And that’s hard to do bruh”

[@moses4203]

funniest shit ever

[@jennyfaye7625]

Theo you're on fire 100% of the time!!! I enjoy everything you have to say!

[@addisonstanley8583]

“Dirty sauce out into the air” I’m gonna meet this dude one day and shake his hand.

[@christiangould5255]

Theo will be our savior in 2021. Theo keep spreading that comedy love brotha. You helped a lot of us make it through 2020 and you gotta keep bringing this energy throughout this new year. We all appreciate you🤘🏼🤘🏼 Gang Gang

[@waldog1079]

Last time I was this early I had mustard on my shirt, I had a hotdog the night before. That’s probably why.. I don’t remember. It was a while ago.

[@EvadeLJS]

Congrats bro 😎

[@_boof]

Ya sure it ain't rotten jizz bruh bruh?

[@troyswink5435]

If you got mustard on your shirt why would you still be wearing it a day later?

[@RelentlessPedigree]

Nerd

[@buffalokids671]

@Theo Von I ❤️ you brother! Happy New Year! Thanks for being a part of our lives and bringing us laughter and happiness during these trying times! 🤟🏽💯