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Best of Viva La Dirt League video game logic part 2
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[@cee4985]

Bro, I'm just an NPC, don't ask me to save my family, that's your job, good luck adventurer.

[@It-b-Blair]

Imagine if firefighters gave that much shade irl 😜

[@lhynn51]

On the bright side, players would whine if they happened to have bought a game that played itself with the player input making an actual 0 difference in the background universe 😆🤣

[@zerooskil7161]

Rrrr

[@DarthDapor]

That was basically all of far cry 4.....running mission on dungeon raid on hostage rescue for some douche canoe that all started because you asked "how can I help you?" Just to get a "iF YoU wAnT tO hEEelp....risk your life while I sit here and sulk"

[@mohammedalshirawi7584]

Oho OHO oho oho

[@the_lichemaster]

Adams pathetic cry is still brilliant.

[@wotaddictglobal]

It kinda annoys me, but that's the whole point I guess - lol :P

[@d_bud]

@@wotaddictglobalI practised and started doing this in real life

[@wotaddictglobal]

@@d_bud. lol?

[@callmealex69]

​@d_bud same. It kills me when someone does it back to me 😆

[@TheRealMiniIsHere]

I can't get over it, love it!

[@benjamin2629]

The way Rown delivers "you help Allen, he's pissing me off", hilarious, every single time.

[@alessandropizzocaro7506]

Alan

[@mip4422]

Rowan

[@No_Name_Provided]

1:21 The general advice to _never_ go back into a burning structure. Especially after the professionals arrive. Not even to look for others. Without an adventurer's fire resistance accessories, and potions of smoke-inhalation cure, you would just become another victim in an annoying escort quest.

[@bjmccann1]

LOL! What if I have +2 SCBA gear of smoke resistance?

[@No_Name_Provided]

@@bjmccann1 If you have the level 5 firefighting required to equip that, go for it! Just make sure you coordinate with the other firefighters.

[@mOki.i]

@@No_Name_Providedi mean you need the DEF+ stats to fight the essence of flame and it is way easier to take it with a team.

[@lhynn51]

The genuine arguments between Ben and Rowan are amongst the very best skits ever written & played... Never gets old!!

[@evapreu3011]

It was a fun twist that they were reversing their roles in the "fixing the generator" argument, Ben being the one trying to apply real life logic for a change.

[@briondalion3696]

@@evapreu3011 I thought they were going to take it in another direction and have the absurdity to get generators up and running just to power the main gate, truly nonsensical, because they obviously can't climb over the gate, that would make too much sense.

[@evapreu3011]

@@briondalion3696 I think there is a later episode with exactly this idea when one of them tries to climb over a small wall.

[@nixeleth]

@@evapreu3011Yep. And then by the time Britt needs Healing Hands, Ben (or "Felix") has become a believer and has therefore stopped asking questions. rofl

[@Sarcastican_]

00:00 HELP! 01:42 BATTLE PLAN 03:59 LOOTING 06:15 MANAGING METERS 09:29 FIXING GENERATORS 11:34 WITCHER SENSES 16:01 TARKOV BASICS 18:55 AMMO 21:28 NO PAUSE 22:35 SKILL TREE 25:03 THE FINAL BATTLE 27:57 FIRST BASE 30:25 HIDING 31:52 THIRD PERSON 32:48 PARACHUTE 33:35 THE CHICKEN 35:35 POTION OVERDOSE 37:46 TARKOV TRADER 40:00 THE PASS

[@Geebinator]

nice

[@Molodila]

shh this is a library

[@tfwiii]

6:15 (DayZ)

[@mr.truffles9294]

Needs to be pinned. Thanks

[@Uchiha_iTachi68]

Ahu ho ho ho

[@kimandersson9255]

Alans impression of Jaskier is spot on lol

[@jamiestewart48]

He'll always be Dandelion to me :P

[@Jester_Jingles]

@@jamiestewart48if we’re being technical, Dandelion is what he’s called in the western translation. In the original language his name is Jaskier.

[@Stefan.Surugiu]

Rowan didn't even attempt an American accent in the ww2 skits. These guys are more creative than any Netflix series out lately. Props to VLDL for always creating such good content on a consistent basis.

[@leeks1408]

I mean it could be possible that a man from New Zealand ended up with an infantry from the US during WWII right?

[@knave1708]

@@leeks1408New Zealand hadn’t been invented yet, so no. Keep up, mate

[@HappyThoughtsGaming]

He is portraying a guy playing a video game. He doesn't need an accent because he is playing a game

[@heckingbamboozled8097]

He's the one person actually playing the game, whereas the NPCs are supposed to be Americans. You can play an American war game without being an American :/

[@briondalion3696]

Ben did a bang up job of doing the American accent, though. I couldn't even tell

[@_Raspovic_]

The NPC design is an absolute perfection! 🤏

[@outofmind_gaming]

Managing meters reminds me of a survival Organ trail. Drinks water….. “You have died of dysentery”

[@jamiestewart48]

An overrated death, I always tended to get Cholera for some reason! Can you image being stuck in a covered wagon going over rough ground constantly, on big wooden wheels with no suspension, the heat blasting you constantly and everyone else crammed in with you and all the family belongings as shit and vomit hurtles out of each end of your body? Fuckin' hell!

[@BergenDev]

SCUM is a great game if you like meters.

[@tabibble8412]

NEO Scavenger will kill you as many times in as many ways as you can stand. I was surprised to learn that the game has an end

[@Redacted2898]

Do you mean Oregon trail?

[@tabibble8412]

@@Redacted2898 ell oh ell NO

[@stars559]

Have i seen all of these sketches individually? Me: yes. Have i seen all of these skeches in their own compilation? Me: yes. Does that mean i will watch this compilation too? Me: also yes 😁

[@xbon1]

Time is a finite resource. Use it to discover new things. Never eat the same meal more than once, drink the same drink more than once or watch the same KZbin videos. You are throwing away valuable time.

[@jamiestewart48]

@@xbon1 Easy to make an argument that time is a finite resource, why waste it on something you may not enjoy when you can spend it on something that you KNOW you will. ie A meal you love, or a drink that has enjoyment for you.

[@treyc6988]

Love the exchange. Perspective is what makes life beautiful. Respect one another and keep it pushing

[@superexoticshrub]

@@xbon1Joke's on you thinking my time is valuable.

[@TheJASDrummer]

Time is finite. Never use it to comment on a random user's comment when you could be searching for the next new drink to drink.

[@natehart1988]

I love the random kill notifications that pop up. Real gold in there.

[@OnenheimTime]

The "5 minutes in" on Escape from Tarkov had me rolling 🤣😂 This team makes some of the best content around!

[@Scoobarruu]

Dude I was crying laughing at that 😂

[@SpartacusGalkus]

Rowan's face while shouting in Russian is hilarious!

[@user-bd6hj8bs8q]

YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY NEED TOO MAKE A MOVIE! YOUR AWSOME!!!!! Your skyrim impressions had me in tears!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@justvid366]

Watch Baelin's route

[@jonwilkinson9695]

Honestly if a videogame logic comedy style movie showed up, like what new Jumanji wanted to be, I'd watch the fuck out of it

[@keithvanness5381]

Have you seen "Baelin's Route"?

[@ScaryBoomBoomGun]

Baelin's Route was unexpectedly awesome! I figured I'd get a chuckle but wow, it was truly great!

[@EliteGoosePlusOne]

i thought i had seen all these but i just lost my shit when Rowan started screaming Russian for no reason hahaha

[@briondalion3696]

I like how Rowan handles selling the "shady" items. I mean, they are shady items, you're buying weapons from a weapons dealer, but Rowan played that part perfectly. "I put it out there, I don't know" lmao

[@dtox316]

That npc cry is iconic

[@ryanherron4711]

Little teapot (short and stout) literally choked on my drink. The detail is amazing

[@rododendron85]

20:03 "Disney killed all standalone Star Wars fims with Solo" omfg, gloves are off on this one

[@paulw7404]

Truth bomb right there!

[@Veritas.0]

Early Epic NPC Man and those low-budget costumes. Man that takes me back a few years. Felt so bootstrap...

[@ThirtytwoJ]

Yea the newer stuff doesbt quite have the same impact.

[@MartinFinnerup]

​@@ThirtytwoJThat's nostalgia. The newer stuff is objectively better, and I'd argue some of the best episodes have been released after they got the new studio. I get that change can be uncomfortable, but come on.

[@ThirtytwoJ]

@@MartinFinnerup just lacks something in the charm of the old. Probably some is having to reach for new material to work with as well.

[@mikeb6253]

Still post them my WoW community. They are epic!

[@xbon1]

Take off the rose-tinted glasses. The new stuff is way better.

[@drayshawnc10]

Playing rd2 three times i felt that loot scene in the first chapter. "I HEARD YOU! I AM LOOTING SOME BODIES!!!"😂😂😂

[@morrigan908]

Alan absolutely makes the perfect Dandelion/Jaskier.

[@mikeschlau4501]

".... take out German army group B and C...." 😅🤣😂🤣😅😆

[@SuperMurxus]

Might be easier than taking out the German Luftwaffe. Because people usually don't know that the Luftwaffe included all the *anti-air* units, all the flaks in cities. Of course there were also the Luftwaffendivisions but also the Fallschirmjäger (parachute). There were about 3 million soldiers in 43-44 in the Luftwaffe whereas the army groups a and c had less than a million soldiers. Additionally it would be odd for West Allies to fight either Armygroup A or C. Unless their missed their theater by about a thousand miles to the East.

[@nixeleth]

"Shut the fuck up, Rowan." Yep, I still lose it.

[@Intrepid_Elder]

Just one time I want Ben to realize he is wrong and have Rowan teach him he can actually transfer inventory items directly from character to character with a game mechanic he didn’t know existed

[@EnderMega]

5:27 THEY ARE SIMULATING THE RECOIL!!! Bro, why does every hollywood movie they shoot like they have 200% stability in their weapons.

[@theone7059]

"Because it looks kewl"

[@fourgedmushrooms5958]

I like the candle's and touches burning in a cave that no one has been in for hundreds of years.

[@TristanBailey]

The skill tree training and its way too complex is brilliant 😂

[@brianeastmond3614]

The skill tree skit is absolutely hilarious! thats the way i felt when i finally hit level cap in ESO. When i started seeing star maps I got so stressed out. Although its awesome that that level of customization is available as a noob with no friends playing that game I had to spend all my time that i was supposed to be playing into looking at youtube builds.

[@JSM270]

A bloodthirsty Baelin who's out for revenge is literally the scariest thing on earth.

[@CTP909]

That sketch where the parodied gaming tropes was hilarious😂😂

[@Phantomdude]

All of them?

[@CTP909]

@@Phantomdude lol yeah I was being sarcastic. They're all funny fr

[@Molandria]

"Goodluck Adventurer!" that first skit is one of my favorite skits you guys have ever done!

[@Kydence]

WHACK-A-CHANGI FLANGE A HOOBASTANK That line killed me 😂

[@LikeIGiveAShit]

Another compilation, another watching of videos i've seen at least 3 times each, damn you VLDL! Stop being so entertaining!

[@gregwilhelm7593]

Alan nails the American accent. Love this channel. 3 years ago I found epic npc man and never looked back.

[@Dr.Reason]

While I am not a gamer and probably miss half the innuendoes, I think your artistry is very good and I catch a lot. These are hilarious.

[@teresatapscott1131]

As a fan of many many years, Alan's Dandelion is my favorite character of his almost ever. Except I love them all.

[@Anson_AKB]

the kills and cause of death always are so creative and funny (although i often don't get most of the references) ... _"Disney killed all Standalone Starwars films with Solo"_ _"MaryPoppins killed TheBanksFamily because she was just sick of it"_ _"CatDog dies from medical issues that should have been addressed"_

[@evapreu3011]

"Bert killed Ernie in a crime of passion" (19:28)

[@andreysotnikov9382]

Britt is definitely a beauty!

[@WyattLee-nv6qv]

Fax

[@RobPento]

5:48/6:03 Cheese 🧀 and Choo Choo Train Whistle in midst of combat ... Classic 😂

[@FUBARguy107]

Oddly enough, I have that same train whistle. Got it like 15 years ago

[@terrancetoth4363]

The Witcher skits are better than the Netflix show. 10/10. 😂

[@marcusmiller5443]

I wholeheartedly agree!😂❤

[@arniedee7251]

Why they didn't cast Rowan to replace Henry Cavill is beyond me. 😊

[@ThirtytwoJ]

He was an extra in the later seasons of Spartacus. Youre welcome.

[@karenfoadi2811]

3:13 "SORRY what are you doing while I single handedly win the world war 2" I was just dying of laughter🤣🤣

[@baneblackguard584]

"oh come on, no one would actually design a game that way...." "oh..."

[@rastaoneeye]

43min+ of perfect nostalgia.❤

[@spook7907]

42 minutes of already seen skits an fun stuff from VLDL? Don't mind if i doo

[@mewmewmineable]

After the "move out" one of the soldiers has his weapon upside down hahaha

[@JR-sz7dw]

“I’ll just flange a hoobastank.” - God

[@upschutt4842]

the chicken video is one of my all time favourites.

[@CortexNewsService]

It's a classic

[@nikocantu8279]

Ben and Rowan was hilarious 😂 I love how Ben understand the Game Logic while Rowan trying to apply the Real Life Logic into the Game

[@ScaryBoomBoomGun]

Teapot "short and stout", 😂 lol! The little touches are great!! I'll catch something new every time I watch.

[@aeternusdoleo4531]

Ah, the good old "punch trees for wood" from your average gatherthon....

[@arniedee7251]

Managing meters is so spot on.

[@capp00]

I really hope we get a 2nd season of FPS logic. VLDL is my favorite channel.

[@namad92]

I just love this series ❤😊 "cunning stunt" great. Good luck adventurer, help is for losers, and looting is fun until it isn't.

[@AntonioDues]

Everyone of yall are legendary, Ben and Rowan going back and forth tho 💪🏽😂😂😂

[@SotonSam]

I saved a poor Anglo-Saxon NPC from a druids torture chamber on AC:Valhalla... Went back because I missed some loot and he's still just stood there... With the cage open.

[@jackp8687]

That second one hits hard lol. Hell Let Loose matches can take forever

[@WeAreWastingUrTime]

It’s ok to sit on ur couch at home and just chill till the sun rises 🧏‍♀️

[@munashiinatsuo]

Adam really nails the NPC crying over the years

[@SemiNobleBerean]

That last one with Ben and Rowan killed me 😂. Ben’s derisive speech was the best

[@TheWoWisok]

I like how these new supercuts are the best bits related to the title of the video, which allows me to watch everything all over again for the umpteenth time, but as a new video specifically for that content. God whoever came up with the idea to do these. Kudos!

[@splatninja9447]

"gun safety" "We're in a fucking warzone!"😂😂

[@iammiellenial539]

The partnership between Ben and Rowan is just delightful 😂❤😍 40:00

[@ewoksithlord286]

Y’all’s Witcher episodes are far better than the actual show.

[@joyfulbeing596]

19:46 killfeed - Peter Pan killed Wendy by accidentally dropping her... LMAO 😂😂😂😂

[@TheGraffiti600rr]

I dont know if the cast will actually read this but thanks for what you do. Its nice to get away from reality sometimes.

[@mikeb6253]

Man I love these skits. Been a fan for many years now and you all rarely miss. Looking forward to more.

[@MasterofNoobs69]

All of the death notifications are just hilarious.

[@Brunno_GF]

9:58 - As an Engineer i attest, that's how we fix generators, in this specific order: 1. Pull the levers and twirl the gizmos 2. Spin the dials and turn the watzits 3. Spark the wires and turn the knobs 4. Feel it out (Very important step!) 5. Feel the plugs and woun with the cranks 5. Finally, just twirl the watzits, wack a chain and flange a hooverstang ...and that's it, you have a perfect functioning generator! Hope i could help you guys 🤗

[@SkoomaDudeJude]

Lmao the rdr2 looting sketch was gold

[@CYMotorsport]

8:00 I was so expecting a Hello Fresh ad right here lol

[@OneHundredZombies]

Everything you do cracks me up

[@captainlog5568]

I just noticed that Adam called “Rowan” instead of “benjamin” as per character’s name in the game of First person logic. Lol. Still love it.

[@robertsgarlata7552]

...at 25:58 or so, yeh!😁

[@snoopy1alpha]

"... killed ... with a jousting lance." Hilarious 🙂

[@gforce440murtaza]

Alan is the perfect live cast dandelion

[@onehunter4230]

I have been here from nearly the start and u never fail to make me laugh, thanks for that 😂😂😂 "good luck adventurer"

[@mistergreen7260]

"peter pan killed wendy by accidentally dropping her"

[@JohnSmith-zq9mo]

There should be an episode on level designs that make obviously no sense as actual spaces. Puzzles to open doors for no reason, enemies in places they could not have reached, etc.

[@steveed3667]

This is hilarious. You guys did a great job with this. I'm cracking up so bad. 😂😅

[@JastoMcJr]

"Ok, I can talk now"

[@cartonraff8039]

That first skit actually happened at a certain point in my campaign. Soooo now the father became one of the main npcs because I forgot about fatherly instinct-

[@kendrakent7583]

I love this! Thankyou for compiling these amazing videos together!

[@JosepiThe13th]

34:08 This should’ve been like Zelda: hit the chicken then a hoard of chickens murders you.

[@staceymcconnell4117]

Adam as a worried npc is the best and the cry is just perfect

[@vossti]

Just stumbled upon this channel!!😂😂 love the content!!! Jeez!! The pubG gun logic wqs insane😂

[@bchearne]

Game designers should watch this and feel a sense of deep contrition. That skill-tree takedown was brutal

[@crispyobacon338]

That long silence was my favorite

[@ja7941]

This is so accurate And it blows my mind that they're actual people playing as npc in real life

[@Kire667]

lmao 20:02 nice "disney killed all standalone star wars films with solo"

[@SenorSnrub057]

Addicted to Viva like a crack addict.

[@KadaverSammler]

The part with the witcher drinks, I laughed to tears! I can not anymore 🤣🤣🤣

[@kontemoka33]

you all got more talent than the whole hollywood :)

[@bobby4tw]

Crazy how good fit he is as Jasper

[@egblackfang]

This series is the best series ever created !!!!! It's fantastic that they have kept it going for so long. Even Rowan having the most hateful character(s), it's not the same without him. Lol. Keep it up, we need more!!

[@verke00]

You should make a video about sliding up stairs. I'll pay the hospital bill😂

[@roosvanbeusekom6694]

It's always a great day when you guys drop a new video

[@MrEifer]

The chicken kick is the perfect encapsulation of everyone's intrusive thoughts.

[@marks7192]

6:19 this was me in Green Hell.....evertime i played. Everytime. 😂

[@justincase9123]

WW2 Rowan is one of my faves of Rowan😂😂😂😂 he's such a s wise ass!!!