Title Card 0:29 HLHLHLHLHLHL(I regret my career as an Assassin)HLHLHLHLHLHLHLHL! 1:11 Second Attack on the --Assassin-- Pitiful Fool Wishing He Was Never Born 1:43 When you're still Raging but you've run out of things to hit with your axe 1:58 What does the Rogue say? 2:05 The official hit on Bob (30gp) 2:14 HLHLHLHLHLHLHLHLHLHLHLHLHLHL! (Rob's version) 3:23 Baradun makes Charisma Save to _Shatter_ *without* killing the Helpless Old Man 5:10 Natural 20! 5:21 Detailed description of exploding someone's abdomen 5:42-6:01 Adam remembers to roll for his Wild Surges (gold stickers for good sportsmanship) 6:43 *OOP* that's a 1.... 6:51 *The Wheel of Wild Magic!* 7:03 Puns that will get you killed 8:00 Greg rolls to keep restraining Assassin 8:17 Greg goes full psycho 8:50 Gathering & Questioning the Assassins 9:00-11:52, Good Cop, Bad Cop, Climb Inside of Them Cop 9:46 Everyone rolls Intimidation (poorly) 10:26 Two Natural 1s from Baradun & Bob 10:33 Intimidation, yagh! 10:53 Greg employs the unorthodox interrogation strategy of having someone climb inside of them and explode them from the inside 11:20 ELLIE ON THE --TELLY-- TUBEY! 12:01 Ellie's character, Aldwina Alvina the Elf Bard from the Isle of Straya 12:10-12:57 Ben's Meme Face 13:09 When the smell of hot shit, exploding bodies, and *air fresheners* hits you all at once 14:00 There is a perfectly logical reason for everything you're seeing right now, we just need a week to think of what it is 14:40 When you only have one card you can play, but it's exploding people from the inside out 15:15 Bob casts _Sleep_ on the DM! 15:35 "So this might look _weird...._ " 16:27 Aldwina rolls Insight into this strange situation she's walked into 16:40 19 on her first roll, a good sign! 16:51 Aldwina takes in the scene *like a pro* 17:14 Wait a minute.... 17:49 How's that Frail Old Man whose abdomen I exploded doing? 18:03 Abusing the Elderly 18:16 *INTIMIDATION!* check by Bodger 18:29 Bob rolls Intimidation (Advantage) 18:45 Van Lier Dice Curse 18:49-18:56 The official hit on Baradun (100gp) 19:30 The official hit on Greg (5gp) 19:45 The official hit on Bodger (30gp) 20:08 "The Dirt", why does that sound familiar? 20:17 Baradun rolls History on "The Dirt" 20:24 "Long live the Dirt League", I swear I've heard that somewhere before.... 20:42-20:55 Everyone rolls History on "The Dirt League" 21:07 "Who sent you?" "The Dirt League" on repeat for 10 hours 21:47 Dirt League station 23:00 Greg rolls to Intimidate his Assassin for his name 23:19 Continuing today's trend of utterly failing all Intimidation checks with a 2. 23:22 Greg takes 2d8 playground insult damage 23:36 Baradun makes Frank, Sarah, and Steve(?) an offer 23:45 Old Man I nearly killed, spill it! 24:14 Password 24:33 Secret Handshake 24:55 Baradun rolls Insight to see if Old Man/Frank is lying 25:27 Natural 20! 25:35 Old Man he nearly killed, you're coming with us 25:57
@sherrys21433 жыл бұрын
OMG you are the best!
@NocturnalPyro3 жыл бұрын
You're doing gods work mate
@shadowheartart38982 жыл бұрын
😂 Better and better ... "Bens meme face"
@Auspop2 ай бұрын
Eldwina Elvina the elf is a cool name
@i_am_knuckles4 жыл бұрын
Everyone: *fails intimidation check* Also everyone: "Bob crawl inside and burst out of the dead one"
@nineof85094 жыл бұрын
Alan could have brought out the snapped Greg persona: “nod if you understand...” The assassin would have talked!
@whogaveyouthegoddamnright11564 жыл бұрын
"Don't skip me"
@leoperez6364 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!
@brokkori42684 жыл бұрын
But snapped Greg would require over 9000 intimidation check...
@scottsmith99364 жыл бұрын
I was hoping for it lol
@skylerstevens88874 жыл бұрын
He needed to roll a 20 for that :D
@llendar4 жыл бұрын
Bodger : HEY GREG!! LOOK AT THIS! -Bodger points to his bounty paper- Bodger : Mine's bigger!
@nerdyBullfinch Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 I actually laughed out loud and woke up my cat.
@sparrowflyaway4 жыл бұрын
Greg: "WHO SENT YOU?!?" Assassin: "...Yer mum."
@atharvadeshpande47494 жыл бұрын
Why would you Say that name!!!! *in Batman Voice
@chriskyng25094 жыл бұрын
"Wanna talk about it?"
@ОлегКозлов-ю9т4 жыл бұрын
"Auch... Aaahhh, that hurt... Brings back painful memories" Kinda curious what those memories are actually
@daphnegrass95794 жыл бұрын
Hehe
@curiousmiami4 жыл бұрын
@@ОлегКозлов-ю9т right what could've made Greg into our lovable garlic farmer shop keeper tavern owner. That guy must be like the energizer bunny running all those places. Damn maybe I should eat fish and garlic too 😄
@T1p24 жыл бұрын
Greg the Garlic Farmer: "Who sent you?!" "Stephen" the Assassin: "Yer mum." No lie, that response did more damage than his botched assassination attempt. Wonder if he took levels in Bard for that Vicious Mockery?
@clonetf1414 жыл бұрын
The "can you not read" and ben responding with "alright im diving inside of her" sent me
@CrazyDeeDee4 жыл бұрын
That was one of the best moments 9:47 🤣👏😂
@CodyStriker3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being the assassin that failed to take out the random garlic farmer holding a bedroll
@KodycorbinАй бұрын
For five gold 😂
@sayah.68174 жыл бұрын
Is nobody going to talk about Rowan lifting Rob like it was nothing?
@neowolf094 жыл бұрын
Twas impressive
@Seelenschmiede4 жыл бұрын
It def was a 😳 moment
@anniemeiheyhey4 жыл бұрын
We don't mention his superpowers lest he becomes aware of them and uses them to rule the world!
@theladyamalthea4 жыл бұрын
I was impressed!
@hairutheninja4 жыл бұрын
Rob doesnt look like he weighs a whole lot tho.. still good form
@majormoron6054 жыл бұрын
The failed intimidation checks are the best part of this show
@the_womble_king43574 жыл бұрын
Old man describing where the Dirt League hide out is "around the rock that looks like a boob". Highlight of the episode for me.
@RobertHartleyGM4 жыл бұрын
Me too. I forgot I'd said that.
@FBWL-u1r4 жыл бұрын
@@RobertHartleyGM Channeling your inner master Roshi perhaps? :D
@CrazyDeeDee4 жыл бұрын
This was the comment I was looking for 👏🤣
@0rangeSpaceMonkey4 жыл бұрын
I completely missed that!
@jamesanthony84384 жыл бұрын
Robert's little NPC standing in one place and trembling in fear as Bodger was getting enraged to hit him was just the funniest thing to me in this one. =)
@RobertHartleyGM4 жыл бұрын
"... please miss..."
@theladyamalthea4 жыл бұрын
@Rob the “Please miss” and cringe slayed me!
@liamtaylor71724 жыл бұрын
“What’re ya Baradoin?” Best line of the episode. Had me in stitches!! 😂😂
@redacteddata4 жыл бұрын
He's such a cool DM. Most of the one's I've had just wanted to tell the whole story and all the constant pauses for "shennanigans" (which Imo are the best part of all this shit, else why even bother) seemed to aggravate them. It's like; look buddy. I don't care if we make it seven and a half feet from where we started in four hours if it was fun.
@redacteddata4 жыл бұрын
And yeah, I played a bardzard. As if that wasn't grievously apparent.
@RobertHartleyGM4 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@Stevarooni3 жыл бұрын
Make a world, and let your players play in it. Otherwise they'll resent the Plot Train.
@Natshuri3 жыл бұрын
i really don't understand why some DM does that, to me if my player want to talk about the color of some shoes in a shop for an hour , i'll design the style of these shoes for them cause that mean i won't have to prepare anything for the next session since they are not doing what i have prepared right now.
@Fyr3St0rm Жыл бұрын
I kinda hope they skip stones again.
@brokkori42684 жыл бұрын
With Ellie joins the show it feels like the Playtech employees have a day off and hanging out together...😆
@skylerstevens88874 жыл бұрын
They need to start metagaming as their Playtech people!
@twilychan13124 жыл бұрын
As if rowan would allow it
@adamburditt39413 жыл бұрын
@@twilychan1312 Rowan would if he could dm and stick in an OP self-insert character
@Murph_.2 жыл бұрын
True... maybe they should do this in the Playtech store... with an occasional customer coming in and they yell at him that they're busy!
@Will-bazinga- Жыл бұрын
Ellie doesn't even fit there
@CrazyDeeDee4 жыл бұрын
"I'm a victim!" 14:48 🤣😂 I'm dead 🤣☠️
@jakubdolniak56074 жыл бұрын
Among us style
@neowolf094 жыл бұрын
"Aheyaehuhhthats a lie" great comeback tho
@deehuwig51674 жыл бұрын
"I'm leaking!" 😂 The old man NPC is my new favorite, and I need to see him in an Epic NPC Man video, even if it's just a small bit with an adventurer running past him to make Rob go "eeeehhhhh!" in his old man voice!
@RobertHartleyGM4 жыл бұрын
He became my favourite too. He was meant to be secretly a badass fighter but rolled like ass and so the dice decided he was an incompetent old man.
@deehuwig51674 жыл бұрын
The dice gods are fickle yet wise and I’m glad Frank ended up as he did. ❤️
@Dado_cz4 жыл бұрын
I can't stop being amazed by Rob coming up with backstories in an instant. The young thief initiation for The Dirt was just a little piece of story, but it really helps out building the world. Awesome episode as always. And welcome Ellie! :) Btw, kudos to the person, who writes your subtitles. Not being a native speaker, I wouldn't understand every word, so subs help and seeing all the sounds written out is just hilarious :)
@SeiergaRugendorf4 жыл бұрын
Totally agree!
@RobertHartleyGM4 жыл бұрын
Thanks! And it's a lady by the name Lorquin. I bet she really hates me after today's episode of 8 person shots!
@cicadawingyesitsme25764 жыл бұрын
@@RobertHartleyGM Y'all must give her some credit in each upcoming episode, or at least in description. She's doing god's work
@0rangeSpaceMonkey4 жыл бұрын
I've never played D&D, but he makes me want to start!
@curiousmiami4 жыл бұрын
@@0rangeSpaceMonkey same I'd love to learn to play with these guys I love watching their shows and Baradun and Bob rocks hehe
@lytsedraak4 жыл бұрын
Okay, those group scenes with the four Robs are impressive. I actually paused and went back to see all that is happening. Great job! Also, poor Greg only worth 5 gold XD
@RobertHartleyGM4 жыл бұрын
Was super fun to play all the roles.
@rampagent92264 жыл бұрын
If you look up the table for hiring people you'll realize how valuable he really is.
@Johnlanzer4 жыл бұрын
Well Honeywood is very quaint and almost nothing happened there except for recent events. Greg is the underdog plus unknown since he's only viewed as a farmer. Not an artificer. Greg is higher since he's a blacksmith plus is quite at the forefront of fights.
@anniemeiheyhey4 жыл бұрын
I would have missed the rock that looked like a noob comment if I didn't see a comment and rewatch that scene like 5 times to get all the stories!
@hydrogenone68664 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for the Assassin that went against Bodger, but damit, it was hilarious.
@Adz24 жыл бұрын
His last words were "Please miss" 😂
@byizy4 жыл бұрын
He may have been hit, but nothing budges a bodger!
@Rottenberg6664 жыл бұрын
@@Adz2 No, his last words were "Oh god" while crying :D
@ElSalsaRey4 жыл бұрын
Ellie's character: *enters* Bodger: "...Yer a girl..."
@thethinker37384 жыл бұрын
Ellie's first appearance in Epic NPC Man! It was about time ;)
@CrazyDeeDee4 жыл бұрын
And I love it! Eeeee 👏🤣
@DimwittedToast4 жыл бұрын
The video “trying to set npc’s free - codebreak” stars Ellie , although not sure if that’s technically epic npc man
@thethinker37384 жыл бұрын
@@DimwittedToast I know, but I am almost sure it isn't part of Epic NPC Man. It didn't have the Epic NPC Man outro, it was an advertisement for a game. The game play didn't really match that of Skycraft. They also had titles instead of gametags.
@gary749884 жыл бұрын
💯
@serpent7504 жыл бұрын
i dont like her joining
@Cyberfender1 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for all the laughs and good RP acting. Skits and vids are gut busting! Cheers!
@davidbergfors68204 жыл бұрын
Impressive kill from Bodger there. and now I want to delve into the painful memories Greg has of his mother... looking forward to where this is going! Rob, You are Amazing!
@RobertHartleyGM4 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@arazec10144 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine Ellie was just standing in the doorway staring at them this entire episode... they didn't really question her at all 🤣
@phase_shift4 жыл бұрын
Well she’s new to the game. And it’s clear she doesn’t know how to role play. Maybe she’ll grow more comfortable as it rolls along.
@hannahkanzaki4124 жыл бұрын
Stephen: *rolls for intimidation* Natural 20 Stephen: "Your mom"
@polynumerous74034 жыл бұрын
Baraduns excitement just gets me so into his character haha like everyones good (ofc!) - but he's just so into it. Awesome.
@TerraDoctor4 жыл бұрын
My group just fought wolves, and I had half a mind to climb inside one while my friends were skinning the creatures. Props to the DM for great improv!
@RobertHartleyGM4 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@yodawgzgaming44164 жыл бұрын
I loved the b roll cut to Rob as the old man just going "I think I'm leaking D:"
@mrq14 жыл бұрын
Damn good episode. Between Bodger's bisection of the assassin, the "What are you Bara-doing" gag, the reoccurrence of the raging elf exploding nearly-dead bodies, and Ellie's reveal, I was laughing like a deranged madman. Thank you guys for making great content that turns my frowns upside down. Keep it up!!
@0rangeSpaceMonkey4 жыл бұрын
I'm jumping inside of him! "RAAAAAAA....Are you intimidated?!?!" I am absolutely dying right now! Love you guys!
@KyuketsukiMichaelis4 жыл бұрын
Mornin, nice day for NPC D&D, ain't it? hua ha!
@FUBARguy1073 жыл бұрын
Damn I hear it in his voice
@anonymousperson61384 жыл бұрын
Mum walks in to my room : " how are you and your friends doi- " Me and my friends : 14:40
@Battechofficial4 жыл бұрын
Anonymous person so glad I clicked this 😂😂
@fjoltnyr24644 жыл бұрын
Your little brother: Im a victim.
@kenrudd6414 жыл бұрын
@@fjoltnyr2464 as a little brother this comment is my spirit animal. "I cant breath" lol that was my "I'm a victim" anyway rofl
@ubbeus4 жыл бұрын
Menacingly: ”I’ll climb inside of you”. I literally blew the coka cola out through my nose!
@shannonespinoza12874 жыл бұрын
My compliments to the DM - Rob you are hilarious in all of those different roles. Oh, I guess the other guys are funny too. XD
@RobertHartleyGM4 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@xyzabc457411 ай бұрын
This is one of the most important episodes of the early campaign. And genuinely one of the funniest. :chef's-kiss:
@megaspeeder4 жыл бұрын
Are we going to ignore how Rowan @9:30 can just easily lift up Rob like that?
@dragoria204 жыл бұрын
Right? That lift.
@lytsedraak4 жыл бұрын
That was impressive.
@RobertHartleyGM4 жыл бұрын
I was super impressed even in the moment
@nairocamilo4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for bringing the deserved attention to that moment. The ease!
@Seelenschmiede4 жыл бұрын
Rowan was 😎💪💪 and I was 😳
@Adz24 жыл бұрын
They should have started the "Sorry about your loss" chant to the assassins
@lexington_0054 жыл бұрын
I look forward to this every Thursday, my dinner viewing tradition
@jaraquin14983 жыл бұрын
Man! Adam is a great, diligent and proactive player,! I would love to have him in my table! (To be fair all of them contribute with a different playstyle that works very well to make the story fun and compelling, but Adam is that smart meticulous player who pieces things together, a dream for every DM!)
@cj183333 жыл бұрын
Love how their bounties were different, I feel like this little fact will become a fun group argument about who is better or more dangerous.
@laziadwobbit53314 жыл бұрын
Just yesterday I was wondering if Ellie would have ever appeared in a campaign... and there she is! Yay!
@leefisher63664 жыл бұрын
Can I ask... if Bodger can go into a reckless, frenzied rage now, at what level is he able to go into a chaotic, berserk, reckless, mindless, frenzied, uncaring, ultimate rage?
@RobertHartleyGM4 жыл бұрын
Well, you jest, but, in actual fact, the subclass he's chosen is called the 'path of the berserker' and at 15th level he gets a feature called 'mindless rage' so... you're not far wrong!
@leefisher63664 жыл бұрын
@@RobertHartleyGM I'm not all that surprised, actually.
@matthewp40464 жыл бұрын
Hey Robert, I heard that doing the frenzy has a fatigue cost for something like an ingame day, is that the case in the system you’re playing?
Nooooo it ended too soon!!! Why do these episodes fly by!!! I wanted something that would stretch out over my friday day!!!! Rage!!!!!!! Scoooootland!!!!!!
@daphnegrass95794 жыл бұрын
Wish these were 40 minutes each. Or two per week..
@neowolf094 жыл бұрын
@@daphnegrass9579 me too.. "and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating stake" -Jayne Cobb Firefly
@StrangeQuarkShipwerks4 жыл бұрын
@@neowolf09"nothin', into nothin'... Carry the nothin..."
@tomkelly004 жыл бұрын
Lalalalalalala!!!
@neowolf094 жыл бұрын
@@StrangeQuarkShipwerks "you can't change that by getting all... bendy"
@miss_petrolhead4 жыл бұрын
Ellie The "You're a girl" Adventurer! Awesome!
@blinkiben4 жыл бұрын
Ben during scene where they are all intimitdating the assassins. @19.00 "I'll climb up inside you..Not like that..But you don't know what the future holds" I laughed soooo hard!!!
@jajsem11094 жыл бұрын
As a DM myself, I must say, I admire mr. Hartley. Also B.O.B. Here is my like. Oh, here comes Ellie! Too bad I can not give more than one like :(
@RobertHartleyGM4 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@RichardKefalos4 жыл бұрын
This is absolutely not how I run my games, but for fucks sake.... my sides literally hurt. You guys are awesome! Great DM and a very realistic group of players that most DMs should be ready for when they start a game.
@adrianclark27344 жыл бұрын
"Who sent you, who sent you huh"? "Ya mum" "Ouch"
@expatg24 жыл бұрын
If Baradun has use of the Hideous Laughter spell, he should use it -- and have to use the Zaza joke, because *that* is the incantation for it.
@brewergamer4 жыл бұрын
"Bodger's always wrong" "FRENZIED RAGE!" man I love these episodes, we need more!
@Veelasiren2 жыл бұрын
5 gold pieces is such a small bounty for the dude who helped take down an entire wolf pack. In my head cannon, a smart thief in the dirt league altered the bounties so they were lower and stole the amount of gold above the new bounties. They were originally: 1,000 for Baradun because of how much he pisses people off, 80 for mister crawls inside people and explodes them, 80 for the dangerous beserker rager, and 65 for the crafty garlic farmer. Still funny, cause he doesn't know that, so Greg still thinks it's an insulting 5 gold.
@souldancersbyjennifer9 ай бұрын
Adam+Baradun+messy bed hair+vulnerable face is exactly what makes him so special...
@zakthewarcat31724 жыл бұрын
assassin -I'm a victim - lmao this was so EPIC, I really enjoyed this, well done Viva La Dirt League D&D
@patriot6393 жыл бұрын
Rob your acting, DMing, and cross dressing. All pretty awesome I must say. When you acted out the death scene for Bodgers opponent. You made my heart skip a beat. Swoon.
@brockbaker20284 жыл бұрын
This really cheered me up on one of my darkest days. Thank you guys (including Ellie of course) for the fantastic, hilarious content. Long live the Dirt League!
@darmuslives43404 жыл бұрын
I hope its going better for you.
@Greg_tha_rushin4 жыл бұрын
I forget that all the assassins are played by Rob when I'm watching this. It speaks to his versatility as a performer. All of these guys (and now Ellie too!) are incredibly talented. This was the funniest episode yet!
@RobertHartleyGM4 жыл бұрын
Thanks! (little known fact, I actually play every role you see, including all the players at the table...)
@BeardedDragonite4 жыл бұрын
Yelling sleep at the target is my new favourite way for someone to cast sleep
@Fyr3St0rm Жыл бұрын
"I feel bad for the old man, he might die." He literally tried to kill you!
@BuckeyeChuck114 жыл бұрын
Quite possibly the very best 4th wall break ever filmed..topped with the smoothest promo placement and execution ever. Really. Thank you so much from America VLDL, for being the only thing that makes me laugh out loud these days. You’re my little silver lining!
@DrakeWurrum3 жыл бұрын
I just fucking LOVE how Rob had to be re-used for each NPC character, it's hilarious. Clearly he's secretly a demi-god capable of existing in multiple places at once as opposed to this being multiple shots cut into a single scene!
@dynamix18624 жыл бұрын
I LOVE THESE EPISODES!!!! You all know how to end it on a cliff hanger so well, it makes me anticipate them more and more each week that passes.
@DynoKea4 жыл бұрын
I love these assassination attempt results as it went so wrong. Bodger's assassin managed to get 2 hits off before getting brutalised by Bodger. Sarah didn't hit hard and just got put to sleep. "Stephen" got block by a bed roll and then Greg just tied him up. The old man got one hit off but then was knocked out by shatter.
@KatGreenPar6 ай бұрын
😂смотрю в России эти ролики в переводе Странного местечка. И решила зайти на оригинальные ролики, чтобы послушать оригинальные голоса. И поставить свой лайк, под каждое видео😅 Вы очень очень классные! Спасибо Вам))) 😂я типа очень начинающий ДМ, но именно эти ролики побуждают быть лучше❤ Но Роберт слишком крутой ДМ🎉🎉🎉
@dragoria204 жыл бұрын
Bodger straight up carrying his assassin off screen, wow. Long live the dirt league! Long live the Dirt!
@kenrudd6414 жыл бұрын
These episodes should def be longer maybe 45min or an hour....theyre not the best dnd players but its fun to watch them stumble and bumble through the learning process and still RPing...they're rather good at making their learning process fit with their charcters and its fun to watch newer players have fun and still have the character at the forefront
@annahelms77533 жыл бұрын
I love that they are bringing others in! Also I really think Ellie covers how we all are feeling with her first words "Crikey Dingoes! What the bloody hell's going on here??" That about sums up this show.
@iPyromantic3 жыл бұрын
Legit impressed at Rowan just throwing Rob over his shoulder with no apparent effort. XD
@jamesallott52521 күн бұрын
It's the old man's description of the secret handshake is what cracks me and my kids up it now has to be our new handshake too 😂
@shrubshobobsleigh8987 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious. The astounding leaps between effectiveness and utter ineptitude. If they'd just shown this series to the residents of Hawkins, Indiana then the whole Eddie thing would have blown right over.
@anitasmc68214 жыл бұрын
For a town were nothing interesting happens it has a lot of interesting things happening lately...
@josefdupree11164 жыл бұрын
K so you guys are just amazing a great group of lovable people. This series has become a sort of movie night family time. Boys make popcorn I grab my beer. My lady actually gets off her damn phone. And we laugh and smile together. I've just got to say lady's and gentlemen. Thank you so much.
@Qyrnth Жыл бұрын
Bro. Now I am re-watching this. i feel so bad for old man Frank. I mean he was a bad guy but the gang fucked him up very bad and squeezed the most out of him purposely letting him die anyway with fake promise. 😬😬😬. That was a very bad way to go, believing smh you won the only hope of a way out but it was only a lie. 😬😬😬
@achimlichtenhagen31444 жыл бұрын
That horrible time, when you see the new episode, but you just CAN´T WATCH, cause you have to wait for the (already late) fckin parcel service first, cause you NEED the parcel and you know he will sneakattack the doorbell and then run away in Ninja Style, as soon as you put your headphones on. Gooddammit!!!
@talusxelen80694 жыл бұрын
"Did we give her healing? I don't remember, we probably should have... she just happens to come along with a bag full of healing potions!" She should of wrote that down the instant the DM said it.
@RobertHartleyGM4 жыл бұрын
I can just as easily say she falls hard on her hip, smashing all the vials... The DM giveth and the DM taketh away!
@talusxelen80694 жыл бұрын
@@RobertHartleyGM Wow, thanks for the reply. Have not seen her play style yet, but I'd hope she or the group would get a chance to use a few before they might abuse it and force your hand. I'd guess they will all forget about it and almost die.
@talusxelen80694 жыл бұрын
Oops, Baradun likes his shatter spell, you have a hilarious out already.
@dianajones18274 жыл бұрын
The 15 gold for one who tells information and the killing of the others was a brilliant move
@Taoisman3 жыл бұрын
"Who sent you?! I'M GONNA CLIMB INSIDE OF YOU- oh well not like that... well maybe, who knows what the future holds?" Bob being Bob.
@rebeccae.56314 жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious as usual! Thank you! 💋 😂😂😂❤️ Have you noticed Rob doing "the thumb" while Baradun is excited about learning the handshake? 😂 And the old mans voice is phenomenal as well. Bodger did great with his assassin - well at least until he tried to intimidate him... And Bob... I like the way he's thinking. Especially when it comes to dive inside someone or something 💥 I'm looking forward for the next videos and I'm very curious how the elven woman will participate in it! (Go Ellie!)
@marinaorozco45214 жыл бұрын
I’ve been waiting all week for this! It’s the only thing that brings me joy
@professeurmythologeek76954 жыл бұрын
That's rough buddy
@scooterparsons53494 жыл бұрын
Cmon, the new episodes of the boys must bring you joy as well
@professeurmythologeek76954 жыл бұрын
@@scooterparsons5349 it does...but not the only thing xD still I wonder what will Ellie do
@marinaorozco45214 жыл бұрын
Yeah, exams be like that
@GBS48933 жыл бұрын
Ellie just spawning at the table after her cutscene is a brilliant transition.
@Cinuz924 жыл бұрын
Rob is really great at DMing, he can handle the PCs and their players amazingly and he can even come out with backstories for the NPCs out of nowhere! I took inspiration from his way of DMing for a game I had a week ago with my friends and it has been one of the best sessions we had in a while! Also, nice to see that Ellie made her appearance in the Epic NPC Man world! :)
@RobertHartleyGM4 жыл бұрын
Thank you, that is really lovely to hear!
@ericpaul6984 жыл бұрын
Welcome, Ellie! Good to see you at the table
@lordenz1666 Жыл бұрын
Robert is so great at making up stories of how what happened, I love it! Also his character voices are really cool, wish our DM would do that. Well besides the frog one, that was a bit too uncomfortable sounding but still was entertaining and the effort man was outstanding! Can't wait to watch the other episodes, you guys are amazing.
@enzi873 жыл бұрын
1:10 Rob's acting, expressions and narration are so perfect I actually saw everything as he described it and now I'm laughing so hard it hurts
@yottawatt4 жыл бұрын
These guys' D&D got me into D&D. Their stories are so good. the small cut scenes are great.
@Stemme1174 жыл бұрын
As an Australian that aussie accent was perfect and should have been kept!!!! This is the best series of D&D on youtube!!!
@patrickholt22704 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to question the alignments of these once happy-go-lucky, innocent villagers.
@aarondurham82754 жыл бұрын
The Dirt League assassin guild. Needs a NPC man episode for sure. As long as BOB gets up in there.....you all rock. Have a great weekend
I've been a subscriber to VLDL for many years but when you first released NPC D&D I didn't know much of D&D so i didn't find it enjoyable. Luckily I've been playing D&D for the last three months and decided to give the series another chance. I just binged the first 15 episodes and loved every minute of it.
@slayer02354 жыл бұрын
Greg- *holding trowel to neck* You will tell us everything you know. Nod if you understand."
@daringwolverin Жыл бұрын
Just barely started watching this one and can't belive its been out so long 😮 I'm glad I get to binge them
@TheKnudie4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I've never been so entertained by a youtube dnd series ever before! The sessions the comments are all gold. I love this channel!
@jocosesonata4 жыл бұрын
Going to Darkwood? Can't wait to see Dark!Greg and Dark!Baelin to make their creepy appearance.
@thethinker37384 жыл бұрын
One of them was called Oswald the Onion farmer and the other Salem the Fisherman. Adam wrote a 'book' with all the Epic NPC Man characters in one of his streams :)
@alexhigginbotham86354 жыл бұрын
Ellie is so much fun :) I love it when the guys include her.
@Leon-k3t10 ай бұрын
The Rowan reckless frenzied rage axe attack is just the excitement of stacking all bonus in one attack and one shot
@Fortnewem4 жыл бұрын
More teammates = more shenanigans. I'm looking forward to what Eldwina brings to the party! 😀
@JoeGreco8194 жыл бұрын
I hope they save the old man! He is the funniest, and after that natural 20 to incapacitate him it is meant to be lol he has already been way more helpful than the other two anyway.
@TheWoWisok2 жыл бұрын
How do these amazing episodes not have more views how have I not started to watch them until now love this stuff this is awesome. Never more than now have I wanted there to be an epic NPC man video game.
@jesspatton40764 жыл бұрын
Your channel is so awesome. I wish you did 2 shows a week. You guys are the best. Storytelling is amazing.