"Ladki" - Stand Up Comedy by Vivek Samtani

Hey this is my first standup comedy video , and I’ve always felt that comedy always start from
your own self first hence I just talk about my insecurities and my relationship here.
While being from a small town like Jabalpur this is a really big thing and I hope that they will always
support me in everything .
I am really grateful for everyone who helped me to be here right now , especially my girlfriend (or
more specifically ex-girlfriend).
Hope you like this bit ,where I comfortably talk about a few topics which makes me feel
uncomfortable like sex and a few other things too.
[relationship standup comedy,standup comedy,standup comedy india,relationship
comedy,girlfriend,girlfriend jokes,sex jokes]
BHOPAL : 16th July, Saturday ,the ten suites - 6pm
INDORE : 17th July, Sunday, Cafe terezza ,6pm
CHANDIGARH : 22nd July, Friday , The laugh club,7pm
JAIPUR : 23rd July, Saturday , Jaipur comedy club , 6pm
DELHI : 24th July, Sunday , Happy high South delhi , 6pm
LUCKNOW : 30th July, Saturday , onenest 6pm
Link for booking in.bookmyshow....
Shot and recorded by The Habitat Team at a live standup comedy event at The Habitat, Mumbai.
To know more about such live shows: / indiehabitat
Live Producer: Balraj Singh Ghai
The Habitat Audio Team:
Yash Rajiv Barse: / yashrajivbarse
The Habitat Video Team:
Vivian Castelino: / vvn_castelino
Aaditi Hirani:
/ aaditihirani
Harsh Shah:
/ ysoharsh
Video editing : Suyash Sharma and Vivek Trivedi (Jabalpur daily)
Audio mixing : Yash Barse (Habitat audio team)
Thumbnail by : Priyanshu Bharadwa
for bookings (mail ID) : [e-mail]
Next Mumbai show link : in.bookmyshow....
FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM FOR MORE CONTENT : www.instagram....
#standup #standupcomedy #comedy #indianstandupcomedy #viveksamtani
#relationship #girlfriend #hindistandupcomedy #hindistandup #hindicomedy

[@HarshKumar-oh7or]

This level of ironic punches were really not expected, you'll be the next big stand up comedian for sure... All the best for your future and wish to see you performing in Bhopal ...

[@VivekSamtani]

Aage share karte rahiye ye video pls

[@bhavikashah8221]

True

[@_Y_B_S_]

i don't think any girl will CUM when he PERFORMS in Bhopal

[@its_vysh]

@@VivekSamtani isliye usne next bola tha 😂😂

[@SwarajBorude-w3d]

@@VivekSamtanibhaiya share kar ne layak nahi hai na par😂😂. But love your shows

[@adeepmamlekar5225]

I laughed the whole video with so many woahs this hardly happens these days great work mate ❤️✨

[@dharamveeryadav4551]

It couldn't be better than this .👏 Last line was 🔥😂

[@VivekSamtani]

Haha just a joke vese dosto ko aage bhejte raho

[@AyeeeHero]

Everyone is Gangster until " Jo Bolta hai wahi hota hai " enters.......

[@Sahil_2725]

Best ever comedy with facts every guy faces in his relationship 😂😂truly said but it doesn't even pinch even a little......keep it up bro nice work Love from Himachal 💓💓💓💓

[@rohanm2943]

dude watched every single video of you, waiting for new ones

[@tansunnehar3354]

As i m a faminist so i will only laugh 99% ... Great work man... love u 💓

[@jitendragarhwal3140]

As a man I will laugh 101% filling your gap. It takes guts to make that last joke in current hostile environment towards men. If you can laugh on misandristic jokes then learn to laugh on misogynistic jokes too.

[@kmehra-eh7dz]

@@jitendragarhwal3140 what misandristic jokes? Who does that can you please name some comedians?

[@jitendragarhwal3140]

@@kmehra-eh7dz This same comedy video has such jokes. But I guess it would be difficult for you to find them.

[@kmehra-eh7dz]

@@jitendragarhwal3140 can you point out. Because may be i didn't get it. I will re-watch that part. And btw what hostile environment? It isn't even close to how women have in their court.

[@prasadmore14]

"The best subtitles "😂👌🏿jabardast

[@rohanbisht2797]

Suppliment for win after bakeup 🤣🤣13:49

[@iqraidrees4662]

Apart from the hilarious video Just wanna ask who broke his heart like he's such a cutie 🥺💘

[@shobhitparoha7518]

Thanks vivek for telling me about closure after my breakup 😂

[@savan5011]

😂

[@junaydjaved6776]

Bhaiyya ye closer kya hota hai

[@shobhitparoha7518]

@@junaydjaved6776 hota hai , private job walo ko banwana padta hai.

[@anandayush4338]

@@shobhitparoha7518 😂😂😂😂 govt waalo ke liye nahi hai chaubey ji

[@pikaboo623]

Close up

[@rafayawan2186]

just discovered Vivek. His humour/timing/punchlines are totally next level! Next big thing in comedy for sure! Love from Pakistan!

[@Xyz-fd2eo]

That ending was literally not expected.! Hats off man. You're going to rock.!♥️

[@anudadhaba4874]

What is so hat's off...total bullshit

[@princyyadav8981]

I know it's just for fun but its my opinion I just don't like the ending it's not funny at all.... Nope not at all

[@kajal745]

Bro every joke makes sense and timing perfect , expression, lines overall the best stand up comedy video I have seen in past few months ❤️❤️

[@aleeshaafzal7328]

Everything was great until last joke... After that i was like... 😲😲😲

[@VivekSamtani]

Hahahaha thanks ?

[@প্রীতিঘোষ]

Exactly

[@sunjinwooisthebestprotagon3537]

My heart really skipped a beat at the end Such bitchès 😐

[@anujav3018]

@@VivekSamtani ya i didn't like the last one ...not cool....😑

[@advayqazi7249]

@@anujav3018 bro learn to take a joke.

[@jugalkedia4786]

Hi Vivek, Initially I thought this standup is going towards depicting TOXIC MASCULINITY in JOKE form. But you really maintained the thin line between being funny and offending other gender, citizen and religion. Really appriciate your writing , really really liked your stand-up. Keep it up! 🔥🔥

[@VivekSamtani]

Thankyou thankyou

[@cauliflowerhead2735]

Religion?

[@shreenidhibhatiya4595]

@@cauliflowerhead2735 don't ask... Just don't

[@bharatwahulkar6568]

Bcz he is short😅

[@munindutta4631]

Would have subscribed and followed but the last joke?

[@ys-jj5pk]

The video was hilarious👌👌👌👌.. Just the last part was really cheap & disgusting. Shows personality 🤢

[@VivekSamtani]

Thek hai

[@arjunjain87]

It must be sad not having a life.... 🗿

[@morse5864]

Absolutely misogynist & not funny in any aspect. You should leave doing comedy as soon as possible. If you really want to learn, watch how Upmanyu is doing.

[@VivekSamtani]

Chalo kal se aap he jokes likh ke de Dena upamanyu ko dekh ke .. mere liye thoda easy ho jayega thanks 🥺❤️

[@meghparikh1432]

After really long time I laughed on every minute of stand up video😂. It was too good. Thanks man. Hoping to see more of your.

[@VivekSamtani]

Bhejiye aur logo ko ☺️

[@adarshdwivedi2850]

@@VivekSamtani aur aap aur vids banaiye

[@ritikajadhav02]

Being a chill person but also a feminist at the same time , i m confused to laugh or to get annoyed at the last joke🤥😅😂but i will try it if i break up with my bf.

[@VivekSamtani]

Hahaha these are just jokes though

[@sunjinwooisthebestprotagon3537]

@@VivekSamtani so it isnt real right Bcoz it's too cruel to be real

[@shreyashchauhan2899]

You have no need to implement these things.. from any video of youtube aur from any 50 ways... Title book.. if you want to do it decently... 😂

[@amitkarnik7606]

chill and feminist. whoa. unicorn!

[@subhamoychakraborty8997]

Yeah actually if a guy would say that to me hm uskeee muh pe 500 ptk k maarte... Phir bolte.. Thora zyada mehenga ho gya... But.. Thik h... Uss raat k liye..... Tip samet h isme... Rakhlijiye... 🙂

[@GlassXO]

To any girl or person who gets the last joke as an actual treatment. Just flip the table and say: "Faking that orgasm was not worth it." Throw the money at him. "Buy yourself some dinner with that, your broke ass needs it." And the model strut your way out.

[@VivekSamtani]

Ok I'll forward this to my next cheating Girlfriend

[@hehehaha3396]

@@VivekSamtani "cheating gf" dude you clearly suggested that thingy for the mere purpose of winning a break-up 🗿

[@roops9959]

Video dekhte time i thought I'll like this video but the last joke stopped me to do this, although it was a joke but still you shouldn't . Cuz it might influence others that doing that is okay. I'm not judging your jokes even i always watch your video whenever I feel upset that's why mujhe bura lg rha hai ki mera favourite comedian itna offensive joke kaise maar sakta hai. Btw "women" is apology vdo for this 😂?

[@AditiSharma-tx6kt]

"Wtf vivek!" You are really good at this. This was the first show I saw yours and looking forward to many laughter explosions that you gonna set on the stage and on the faces of the viewers. You are cuming sensational viral comedian. More strength and creativity to you to make people laugh all around. Love from Jaipur❤

[@dont_check_my_profile_picture]

@@akshanshchaudharyji4522 *upcuming

[@amit_awadhi]

@@VivekSamtani yahi hai teri girlfriend na

[@mangeshnakhale8258]

Hey aditi.......!! 😅😊

[@VivekSamtani]

@@mangeshnakhale8258 hahaha mangesh tinder nahi h ye

[@rakeshbeniwal4319]

Tinder ka subscription nhi h, KZbin se kam chlane de usse bhai

[@radhasamii7176]

well the last line you teach to every boy ir really offensive , it may be applicable in your case but not every , your gf cheated that doesn't mean every , so dont teach that disrespectfull lines for girls waise bhi india me bhot zyada respect mil rhi ladkiyon ko tum or sikha do

[@VivekSamtani]

Well ma'am it is just a joke obviously but don't worry ... You'll see a total turn around in the next video ☺️

[@ayushmishra4358]

Relax boys she's at a wrong place. Ma'am this is the non offensive area of internet. Join twitter.

[@radhasamii7176]

to say aginst wrong thing there is not any particular area so its better for u to grow up

[@radhasamii7176]

yeah i know it is a joke but these boys take it as a relationship advice that's why i said so

[@VivekSamtani]

@@radhasamii7176 you can understand the difference between a joke and an opinion

[@ojasgadre6524]

Bro you are soo good! I especially like how open and bold you were while performing the jokes and I appreciate the audience who listened and took everything in a playful manner

[@VivekSamtani]

Thanks bro

[@dhrumitjobanputra7128]

The Whole Set except the last joke is very amazing, Last joke seems too much. Though it seems to have been said for fun, people might get wrongly influenced and emulate the same in real scenario of break up and might end up worsening the same

[@VivekSamtani]

I hope humans realise all this is just a joke

[@Nikhil.77777]

Gyan chod deta hu. Ladki toh ho nhi rhi.

[@dhrumitjobanputra7128]

@@Nikhil.77777 Nice One😂

[@jitendragarhwal3140]

Most jokes could be thought of as offensive to men. Didn't you have any problem with that. Stop being a simp. Don't be a women pleaser. Many girls are shitty and shameless. They deserve such treatment.

[@theonewhoreadsitisapieceof8026]

@@Nikhil.77777 If this is all that you can think of girls, good luck to all the women in your life!

[@kiarasingh8210]

He's mysogynist but try to balance it by making jokes on his P size.

[@nairiarora]

The last joke was the cheapest thing I’ve ever heard. I recently started watching your videos and I thought you’re a good comedian but that joke man. Really disappointed.

[@arham1283]

Cheating on someone is more cheaper 😊

[@ananyakishore4970]

Jokes are how you perceive them. I agree sometimes comedians use jokes to make derogatory statement which are offensive. However, in this video I didn't feel the last joke was that offensive considering the whole content where he even made fun of himself. At the same time the last joke could have been offensive if it stood alone but here it didn't. Just a thought, peace ✌

[@VivekSamtani]

Thanks for understanding ☺️ afterall these are JUST JOKES

[@hitikaahuja8874]

Hello vivek! I belong to a sindhi family too and I live in ulhasnagar (ofc you must have heard of it) I really really like your videos and I love your sarcasm. No offense but the last line you said that 'yeh le uss raatke 500 reh gaye the' I didn't like it cause I have been through something really worse in my life recently and I know most of girls will understand that how bad it feels when someone treat them like that no matter what so please it is my humble request to you to not use these kind of lines even in your sarcasm. And please visit ulhasnagar sometime...so yeah tysm tc

[@utkarshjadhav2864]

The complete set was really good, but it would be great if you don't include jokes(the Last one, atleast on KZbin) that objectify women. Even if it was just a joke, many men/boys will try it without giving a second thought. Hope you understand as you have a large audience.

[@VivekSamtani]

I hope that my audience knows it very well it is just a joke but thanks for pointing it out

[@vaishnavivemul2511]

Agreed 💯

[@robindev4546]

you've the guts to say these things man!!! hats off to your talent. Enjoyed every punchline... 🌸😂❤️ 👌🏼

[@VivekSamtani]

Haan bhagwaan ne mu issliye diya hai na 😂

[@FatBikerVaibhav]

Good one bro ❤️❤️

[@VivekSamtani]

Aree sir sir ❤️

[@kanchikani2176]

the last line geniunely not should be include just bcoz u want to win disrespecting someone is not a way actualllyyyyy MALES should learn to accept rejections not bein a feminist but just bein respectfullll

[@priyathakur7352]

Vivek u were flawless.. great build up and extremely funny…though the set sounds misogynistic but intent of a joke is to make you laugh which all your jokes did..thoroughly enjoyed 😀

[@VivekSamtani]

Thankyou ma’am

[@yeet.feet.652]

Medam aap kehna ka chahte ho

[@jitendragarhwal3140]

The set is not misogynistic, it is realistic. It recognizes the fact that shitty and shameless girls exist.

[@bharatwahulkar6568]

Bcz he is short 😅

[@shrutijaripatke5597]

I noticed one thing he has replied to almost every comment.....that seems it means alot to him....enjoyed your standup....👍

[@VivekSamtani]

Bilkul aap bhi lo comment ... Waqt bahut hai pesse ki kami h bus thodi

[@pikaboo623]

@@VivekSamtani waqt bohot hai to yeh batao ki punchline mai kya bhule!?

[@pikaboo623]

@@emath7472 nasha thoda kam karo

[@hokageraj9267]

@@VivekSamtani haha😂

[@guiniee4111]

man it was toooo awesome 😂 i was laughing throughout haha and even forwarded this to all my friends and they love it 💞 the last joke made me a little uncomfortable as a girl but it was just a joke and your gf was a cheater anyways so no worries :))

[@VivekSamtani]

Thanks for understanding me better than my ex girlfriend 😂

[@guiniee4111]

@@VivekSamtani arreeyyy bhaisahab shukriya shukriya 😂😂

[@caramel_and_nugget8674]

Great sense of humour dude! 😂👍 Loved it. Just, being a girl the last one was a bit offensive but otherwise amazing timing , quality and delivery of jokes. Looking forward for more such amazing videos 😍👍😊

[@VivekSamtani]

Thankyou it was just a joke though

[@poojamishra4453]

@@VivekSamtani but cheaters deserve that🤣

[@Dhruv45124]

Joke

[@vijaykumarrokde1980]

For me too

[@VivekSamtani]

@@poojamishra4453 please bakiyo ko samjha do

[@off_grid_javelin]

The last punch was SOO NOT EXPECTED from Vivek.

[@himanshigarg4078]

This was kind of offensive 🤨....but really ossum😂

[@VivekSamtani]

Haha thanks

[@ritiknandan3120]

This is such an amazing act!!! Such a perfect blend of puns and jokes, done so tastefully ❤️❤️. Loved it so much 🔥😂

[@VivekSamtani]

Hehe bhejte raho aage

[@princebhai2755]

All the best for Virudhaka baby😘

[@hazelgreen024_]

Maine to hamesha apne ex ko paise diye the, liye kbhi ni aur usne paise lawtaye bhi ni... Last joke won't work in my case kyuki mai paise le lungi😂

[@piyush__ranjan]

Aisi GF kaha milti hai😅

[@hazelgreen024_]

@@piyush__ranjan yogiji k seher mein

[@piyush__ranjan]

@@hazelgreen024_ hmko Darna tha ky.. lol...

[@hazelgreen024_]

@@piyush__ranjan it is wht it is

[@piyush__ranjan]

@@hazelgreen024_ koi naa bs kuch time ki baat h baad m to jharkhand hi aana h

[@riddhi5764]

SHE WAS CHEATING ON YOU? DAMN BRO that is the absolute worst feeling dude. I hope you're okay now.

[@akanshgandhi4061]

One of the best sets i have heard in a long time. The dark humour is lit or maybe burnt. Also now i know what i was looking for was closer 😂🙏🏻❤️ Long way to go buddy... Short people OP 😂♥️

[@VivekSamtani]

Aur better aate jayega

[@ashmait]

Exactly bahut time baad ek acha dark jokes wala vid aaya

[@Yuhhcool]

I gotta say apart frm his comedy... his gf is really savage man🤣🤣

[@VivekSamtani]

Hahaha no doubt afterall she was my choice

[@callcanman]

you will be a celebrity one day, Mark my words. content faad h bro tera, bus logo tak pauch. you completed what I always thought was missing in other stand ups We all like the big names in stand-up like zakir, bassi,rahul,abhishek cuz of how they do it but with you the content was so rich that it matched that level. best of luck brother

[@VivekSamtani]

Thanksss sir

[@032gurleensohal3]

vivek i see your standups a lot and i really like your way of doing it but please understand that half of your audience is female and the last joke honestly made me feel very sick. so please take care of it from next time. cheers.

[@VivekSamtani]

I cannot always speak what others wanna listen i wanna speak and the ones who wanna listen will come ... I don't wanna filter myself just because I appeal to women i do standup because I can make someone laugh and these are just jokes after all ... I hope you understand

[@mayankdhiman5223]

Last wala joke sach m bohot dark tha

[@Uarebloodyidio]

Shocked when you said " mai Jabalpur se hu " like that's great never heard such talent from jbp. 😀 Video is great . Like to watch more videos 😌

[@VivekSamtani]

Thanks thanks aage bhejo

[@DiamaraldGaming]

That last line is the perfect reply to anyone who cheats 😌😌

[@VivekSamtani]

Ikr

[@harshitamishra6409]

Last part was not funny. Respect your parent thoughts and their decision.

[@sushilmehsram8117]

Nagpur main jaripatka 😅

[@YutiB]

He has to be the better comedian than anyone I've every heard on KZbin Great jokes man!

[@ayushkv4577]

Punchlines be like: Bss kr jaa Bhai mere...Vrnaa 500 rupaye k saath k tip ka overtime v lg jaana h👀😂😂

[@shobhitparoha7518]

Great to see this content getting from notepad to jamming to open mic to shows to video in habitat and each time it gets perfect. 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@prashanttiwari5736]

ye to andar ki baat hai

[@VivekSamtani]

@@prashanttiwari5736 saare joke mei bhi andar ki baat ho rahi hai

[@prithenlobo5043]

@@VivekSamtani 😂😂😂

[@ayanchakraborty676]

Me to all the girls👉🏻before saying men are Stupid or Hawasi include your father,brother & husband❤ Me to all boys 👉🏻 before saying women are cheater or half minded include you Mother, sister and Wife ❤

[@meetakewlani1137]

never coming back here again after listening the last line absolutely disgusting

[@mohdaslam9092]

Wow! Enjoyed every bit of it. You have a bright Career ahead of you man!

[@VivekSamtani]

Bilkul sir share karte rehena ☺️

[@surajk6481]

​@@VivekSamtani bright and short 💀

[@vanshikasingh4575]

Dude I literally fall from my bed after seeing this i am laughing so hard😂😂😂😂😂❤️

[@srishtisirohi3272]

Apart from this outstanding performance...The best thing I noticed about this man is he replied and liked every comment on this video... That impressed me a lot... Such a kind person who respect his audience time for commenting his videos😇...

[@VivekSamtani]

Aree aap bolo aapke ghar chocolates bhijwa de (and if my girlfriend is reading this .. I will send just as a friend i love you sneha)

[@srishtisirohi3272]

@@VivekSamtani thanks but no thanxs

[@srishtisirohi3272]

Right

[@srishtisirohi3272]

@Log To Khenge yarr absolutely right 😇💕dear....

[@srishtisirohi3272]

@Log To Khenge yarr disrespect and loyalty respectively. And when u r loyal to one u wont be attracted toward other person...

[@celicobb7537]

the vedio was good but the end joke thoda jada hogaya. Its really disrespecting no matter whatever was the reason of breakup. Hope you work it out and all the best for future.

[@VivekSamtani]

Thanks bro it is just a joke though chill

[@rashmiverma5351]

Full show was gud but the last line was really cringe

[@sharduldiwan2009]

Script is one of the best I have ever heard. But a constructive suggestion : Kindly observe the delivery of punchline of good comics both, India and American. There is only one way for you and that is Upwards! Kudos.

[@VivekSamtani]

Ok sir I'll take the feedback for sure

[@salonikhandelwal5974]

Very Smarty played!! Also so wanted someone to calmy explain the whole influence game of stupid "bhau" type. Real funny . .had a smug face the entire video. Someone is going to be famous ✋

[@VivekSamtani]

Thanks thanks ☺️ do share it with your friends and subscribe

[@anjalisawlani]

True that Vivek , that's what it feels like to be a woman in the family too especially the husband's family 😔

[@namratabhardwaj8582]

Ironically the way this video closed killed all the funny bit.

[@VivekSamtani]

I'm philosophical enough to tell you ... Not all endings are happy afterall

[@VivekSamtani]

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[@ayushi5057]

Last line was totally disgusting mann🤦🤦

[@VivekSamtani]

Haan ussi pe judge kar lo poora

[@ayushmishra4358]

Nice set vivek. Expecting more from you unlike her. Keep going.

[@VivekSamtani]

Hahahaha

[@shivammishra1341]

he looks like vulgar version of Rajat Chauhan.....😂😂

[@VivekSamtani]

Bhej do ussko video pls 😂

[@evildgirl7559]

I really feel sad...my heart feels like crying now...like seriously , KZbin recommend me this video and seeing the way he was telling about his gf (a women ) it's feels like hell......I am too small for saying this but please I request st all girls not to sleep with any men before marriage. I think being modern doesn't mean loosing virginity I think my mother is right in teaching this. At last when this stupid guy said those words my tears falled from my eyes. Men sleep with women and say these things in public and with friends. Same on them who do this.

[@yashswimanek7584]

You deserve at least a Million subscribers buddy..this and the periods one..both are awesome..cant wait for more such standups of urs.. 🧿❤

[@anudadhaba4874]

लडकियो की बैजती करने लिए मिलियन नही बिलियन मिलने चाहिए इन्हे

[@Lakshmisharma71]

13:35 you can win in breakup but loose as a man character!!

[@prithenlobo5043]

so damn good performance bro, timing of your jokes, punchlines, humour, and your honesty, everything is mindblowing 😁🤘

[@VivekSamtani]

Thanks bro aage bhejo video

[@cyberbud]

Gandi comedy krke upar jaane ka kya faida. Dhang ki comedy krlo.

[@anushkavarade6826]

Great set, every part of it was awesome!! But the last joke really got under my skin dude!! I hope people don't actually implement it!

[@subhamaditya5615]

This is great, awesome, tight and a master set comedy. You are high IQ comedian. Best of luck for your future. You are going to kill it man💚💚💚🙌🙌🙌

[@VivekSamtani]

Aage aage dekhiye sir isse better aayega sab

[@rachanajangir3394]

IT'S SO DIFFICULT TO CRACK THESE TYPE OF JOKES. BUT YOUR WAY OF ADDRESSING THIS IS CERTAINLY GOOD. YOU DESERVE SOME MORE INTERESTING TOPICS. THIS VIDEO WAS A BIT FUNNY. IN FACT THIS WAS FUNNY. YOU ARE SO DARING !! SO MUCH IN YOUR FIRST STAND UP COMEDY VIDEO !! OKAY !!

[@VivekSamtani]

Thanks thanks

[@flibereyeegod_]

Kabhi kabhi lgta h aiso ki generation me paida hoke glti kr di !

[@gungunsharma609]

The last line uh said was really so bad ... It is a kind of disrespect to the girl .. uh hv lved her so uh cnt do that shit to her

[@VivekSamtani]

It is a joke chill ...

[@gungunsharma609]

@@VivekSamtani 😊i hope everyone will undrstnd n wont use it in real lyf 🙂coz that shit hurts😌

[@vanshikaa27]

This is damnn good vivek😂Loved it❤

[@VivekSamtani]

Not something she said while dating me

[@ookamiop3669]

@@VivekSamtani bro not missing any chance 😂

[@dipanshu.__]

@@VivekSamtani op😂

[@garimaprakash6712]

Last punch was really cheap

[@Edabali03]

Last joke was not good

[@VivekSamtani]

I'll compensate in the next video for sure it will be a total turn around trust me ☺️ but thanks for watching it till the end i hope you have a nice day and do share it with others

[@kritiigupta3090]

Yes the whole video was good, but the last part was very insulting, like why wd call ur girlfriend a prostitute ??

[@Ash-hz8cv]

Petition; 1. Wear sleeveless next time, it's distracting. 2. Wear different colour, black mein camouflage horahe ho 😂

[@the_poop_dokeyom_touched]

Vivek : ye lo 500₹ uss raat ka His girlfriend : ye le 50₹ uss raat ka (Just kidding so chill out)

[@mohitgiri3735]

Bro your jokes are too good...i can bet in coming year you are the next big thing in indian comics🔥

[@VivekSamtani]

Next big thing ? I'm 5 foot 3 🥺

[@lovelle263]

@@VivekSamtani 🤣🤣

[@anjalikolhatkar8754]

I have seen your video many times in my recommendation but didn't watched. Today i finally watched it and trust me i didn't regretted watching it..Man it was funny 😂 You are going amazing..🔥 Love from Jabalpur ❤️ And 9:30 Jokes was 😂🥲😂

[@VivekSamtani]

Hahaha thanks thanks

[@jayashreegomes9936]

Randomly played it.. Unexpectedly laughed out hard.. So funny n hilarious.. Aur woh ek line.. I'm from jabalpur as an excuse 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@VivekSamtani]

Haha bhejte raho aage

[@jayashreegomes9936]

@@VivekSamtani Bilkul.. All the best 👍💯

[@anudadhaba4874]

भाई तुम्हारी गर्ल्स की चॉइस खराब है तो तुम सब लडकियो के लिए कैसे गलत बोल सकते हो। अगर स्टेज मिला है तो उसका सदुपयोग करो। औरतों की इज्जत करना सीखो वर्ना लड़किया तुम्हे देखना बंद कर देगी।

[@shaistaparveen7668]

I liked the video in the beginning but your 500Rs wala joke made me dislike

[@VivekSamtani]

Ok

[@Jayara]

This was very well written and delivered man. Looking forward to your future videos. Keep growing.👏🏽

[@navdhariwal]

You're funny. I did enjoy your jokes. But if you end your relationship with that line, it only proves she did the right thing, it proves you're a jerk. She could end the same way, tipping you, instead she said it's not your fault, she was more of a gentleman than you.

[@VivekSamtani]

Ma'am these are just jokes obviously and don't worry in next videos you'll see a turn around ☺️

[@navdhariwal]

@@VivekSamtani Thanks for taking the effort to reply. I appreciate it. And I also loved your jokes, honestly. I hope others also took it as a joke. You've been viewed by 85000 people, even if 10% took it as an advice, that's 8500 people breaking up with their partners that way. Good luck for your future videos. You're doing good. All the best 👍

[@manmeetpapneja]

finally someone who saw the problem

[@VivekSamtani]

@@manmeetpapneja haan duniya ki saari problems mere joke mei he hai agreed

[@VivekSamtani]

@@navdhariwal a gun is used to save a human and used to kill one too ... It depends on the mindset of the one who uses it ... I hope people see this as a joke to laugh on and not a line to use on other women

[@lonamisa834]

If you wouldn't put the subtitles still I'd have understood all the jokes. Today I realised how dirty minded am I.😂 But seriously loved the performance Kudos to you Vivek 👍🏼

[@VivekSamtani]

Hahah thanks keep on sending this forward

[@EnterMan-yz5np]

Kon kon reel dek kr aaya h

[@Sahil-ny8xc]

WTF Vivek! The ending was really cheap. How did you manage to make it so creepy!! You don't win a breakup like this but lose all that you had earned, if anything.

[@VivekSamtani]

Ok Bhai

[@tanya1784]

Great to see this coming from a guy!! Finally someone who understands how creepy and disrespectful that was 👏

[@krishnagupta379]

Lots of love to you and Love Every joke except the last one 🥲 that's too cheap seriously...

[@VivekSamtani]

Haha ok sir

[@parth8vgft]

@Krishna Gupta ​ @Vivek Samtani This is what A. P. J. Abdul Kalam sir said About Jokes when Vir Das made joke on him. "Jokes are meant to be laughed at. You smile at the joke, not the subject of the joke. Understand. That is the idea of the joke. If a joke is good, you laugh - if it is not, you don’t. That’s it. There is no need to feel offended if you didn’t like it, forget the joke."

[@PankajKumar1204]

@@VivekSamtani haan yaar. Last joke ne spoil kar dia mood. Otherwise good set.

[@ishantimbadia710]

@@PankajKumar1204 jokes are not to be taken seriously

[@iqrasayed3476]

@@VivekSamtani idc what anyone says as a girl i absolutely agree that the last one was bomb and you will definitely win the breakup ✋🏻✨ i swear-

[@sadafimam7369]

Finally somthing different keep it up ...

[@nowadays8774]

I have noticed in every group the guy with the shortest height has the most wicked mind 😂😂😂

[@VivekSamtani]

Hahaha true shit