VLOGMAS 20 Nadia NEARLY Has An ACCIDENT When SHOPPING, FAT XMAS Gets FATTER & BIZARRE HORRID BAUBLES

[@XANDERGIBB]

You should put a fridge in Nanny Di's room, with some vacuum packed space supplies lol x

[@Annemarie01967]

Great idea xander

[@fayesaunders676]

😂😂

[@philippawallacedunlop9393]

Now that’s a good idea! And a kettle with tea and ginger-nuts.

[@jadiehollings4413]

Could you imagine the headline Loose woman shits herself in Sainsbury's 🤣 i love the bones of you pair ♥️

[@clairberkon4834]

Im in tears 😂 The power of the body! 🤣

[@Annemarie01967]

@@clairberkon4834 😂😂😂

[@TheKeithfarren]

This has me laughing 😂 we love you Nadia 🤗

[@jilly9304]

OMG sooo funny!🤣🤣

[@phdpiks]

Aww I really think Toffee is extremely stressed guarding her trachea from everyone. It’d probably be better if she stopped being given one and she’d be so much calmer. Loved the power of the body in Sainsbury’s haha

[@annebroos8054]

Thank you for giving us this Vlogmas during a difficult news weekend for everyone. You're helping a lot of people get through a tough time.

[@sarafromant8982]

Exactly xx

[@louisecrawford7379]

I soooo needed this vlog. So funny! Nadia : “I was going to use a Bag for Life” - 😂 Just about sums up 2020. Love you guys xx 😘

[@ajithawatson8491]

I panicked and was desperately searching every bit of KZbin because I couldn't find vlogmas 😂😂 I can calm down now. Thank you for these vlogs. 🙂 xx

[@melaniemorrison7855]

I am watching this again in October '21, crying with laughing, omg the bag for life, this is so hilarious 🤣😂🤣 xx

[@avrilbutcher2566]

Nads l have IBS and have been in this situation a few times it’s horrendous scary and so embarrassing people have no idea 😳😳😱😱😱xxxx

[@tinadavis3333]

Same here avril I have ibs to and it can be so harendous when out and embarassing

[@kayking5790]

me too

[@angelaknowles73ak]

Why after new year don’t you both and your girls paint the room get them doing something to help you both out there old enough now and let the girls with there artistic talents paint something beautiful for nanny di whether it be a painting to hang on the wall or art straight onto the walls especially with how close the girls are to nanny di xx

[@mandywelch3807]

I have colitis and i have been there lots of times. Its horrific x

[@robertt4176]

Nads it happened to me in a car jam on way to ikea once lol ..... I was stuck in traffic and white and shaking looking at the petrol station ... I finally got there and had to use my nail to undo the disabled loo !!!! It was HORRIFIC

[@XANDERGIBB]

That Christmas Dinner looks lovely x

[@tonyahoward8861]

Normal wall plugs won’t work on hollow wall Mark you need a different kind that open up inside the wall

[@georginad4980]

Omg I was panicking there for a min that there wasn’t going to be one today 💕💕💕

[@kimgodwin9584]

Me too

[@lifehack4110]

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[@CazzyBlack]

It's a no from me for the Joe Exotic ornament. He was imprisoned for animal abuse and a murder plot. Really love the lips, though! :D

[@XANDERGIBB]

How long was that que at the post office? Wow! x

[@Annemarie01967]

I just love how down to earth Nadia is ... no matter what she says it does just brings me comfort there’s others like me 😂 love you nads ❤️

[@XANDERGIBB]

LMFAO Use a bag for life. Nadia, are taking the piss??? x

[@melw2389]

Nadia, I just love you for being so honest and real. Thank you for being you.

[@Ann-fv8ik]

Already liked this. The title alone had me laughing!

[@niccij87]

Thank you for working so hard ❤️xx

[@susanbree1546]

I loved Poo Gate. You had me howling with laughter 🤣 When Nadia said she would have done it in a bag for life I lost it completely. Thanks for all your amazing vlogs this year. Xx

[@jessicawoodstock1446]

Oh nads😂😩 “I was going to use a bag for life.... on the chair”😂 I do love you both❤️

[@sandraberry9418]

Omg that's so much to do in one day I agree with your other subscriber just clean and tidy the room you can still put up a biscuit barrel and paint next year January is going to be so quiet do it then x

[@fsp230]

Poor Nadia, that supermarket incident sounds horrifying😱.

[@deerheart87]

It's because all the toilets are bloody closed

[@WendyLaughEveryday]

Mark if it is a hollow wall you need toggle bolts, the plasterboard ones that hold from the other side, not normal raw plugs

[@angelaknowles73ak]

Omg it’s not just me that wants to say that mark you need screws for plasterboard so as you put them in they open up on the inside of the plasterboard then your bookcase will stay up xx

[@pinknessiejeff]

I was shouting this at my phone.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@clarehamilton2356]

Been there and didn’t find a toilet in time!! I then sorted myself out in a toilet on a coach , where to make matters worse it was running short of toilet paper , the most embarrassing part was the lady sitting next to me went to use the loo after me , opened the door, looked in and turned and came straight out , as if she’d rather hold on , than use the loo after me !! I pretended to be asleep for the rest of the journey!!

[@TheKeithfarren]

My eyes were on the books on the shelf behind the spare bed, Nanny Di already had an accident with a book. So make sure they don’t fall when she’s getting into bed or sleeping. 😅 we’ll be blaming you two hahaha 😂

[@fificollins1775]

Oh my god 🤣🤣 I am NEVER having a turmeric tea!!!

[@anneowens1073]

How lovely are you with your mum and dad Nadia, I remember doing this with my mum and dad when they were alive as they just lived down the street. Xxx I think Lisa will love that tree decoration.

[@jillorrell7438]

If anyone is every feeling down about anything in their life you have to watch this episode of vlogmas - I was crying more than Nadia in Costa 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lior.vibefeeler9500]

Haha good one Toffee, see how you like carting Santa around Mark

[@LsterWhiteMonke]

Hands down, still one of the funniest vlogmasas ever x

[@deborahr2236]

I think nanny Di just needs a tidy cosy room for now, painting can happen next year when you are not so overwhelmed, plus it will smell. Love you guys ❤️

[@angelaknowles73ak]

Most definitely agree paint after the new year it’ll make a great vlog xx

[@sue-lf9ti]

You just warm my heart! The chemistry between you both is so funny and it inspires me that I could find someone like mark because I am very very much like nadia..its actually uncanny xxx

[@katherinesmith7899]

Literally in hysterics! You too crack me up 😂😂

[@roseyb4216]

My favourite VLOG ever!!! Crying with laughter! Picturing Nads crouching over a bag for life in the boot of the car 🤣🤣🤣

[@sleepymoo6130]

Lmfao x

[@Me-ip7tt]

There’s toilets in Sainsbury’s

[@carolinecross1093]

Yes, just what I needed as now we might be going into Lockdown in 🇨🇦, even though our numbers are lower than others in Ontario.. But have our Daughter here so my 💖 is very happy!

[@annemariemcl1730]

mark have you tried DRIVA FIXINGS for your wall , i have them in the wall for cupboards and shelves ,

[@juliannpaulson1251]

Can you tell me where the blue dog coat came from please? Merry Christmas you two are legends xx 🤗

[@cornishdanielle9957]

Oh I feel for you Nadia. I have IBS and that has happened more than once to me. The pain is horrendous.

[@Jane_Helen_1992]

Yay! Gonna pop this on whilst I try to get to sleep 4am start tomorrow will re watch properly once I’m home from work! Have been known to watch the same vlogmas 3-4 times hahaha xxx

[@beautifulheart3849]

Hi Jane, I’ve just popped over here from yours!!

[@SkyeElise]

Was gonna watch this tomorrow morning as I don't feel mentally good, but seeing the title of this, I think I need to watch this now.

[@caroll618]

Hope you felt better after watching it ☺️

[@wonderwoman5528]

It’ll cheer you up for sure :)

[@raspberrymojitogirldec]

Skye elise sending love to you

[@pennyleggate75]

Skye sending you a huge virtual hug 🤗 xx

[@SleepyASMR1]

This is exactly what I needed 😊

[@FrecklesFyo66]

Oh god Nads, that has literally JUST happened to me! Was out with the dog and was half way round the park and I started to get THAT feeling! Thankfully I only live 5 minutes away. It's not the first time either - Tesco, in the car on the way home from work ..... 🤣🤣🤣💩

[@raspberrymojitogirldec]

Loving the vlogmas live new ornaments just glad made it to toilet nadia hugs and love

[@PrincessHarlotte]

You guys are #saving2020 🤣 Bag for life!

[@lindahgalway5584]

This reminded me of a National lampoon movie. You both are so naturally funny. Love the "Are u feeling festive yet" check ins with Toffee. Thanks for these much needed cheerful, heartwarming vlogs.

[@jennifermilnes9943]

I think they torment toffee to much x

[@thenanlife1141]

Toffee is a drama queen . she loves it ❤

[@sarbjitbrar8244]

Soooo good 🎄🎄 hilarious Vlogmas 🎄 Loved it from the beginning to the end ...💕🇨🇦 Sara

[@starperry1784]

Mark that Xmas hat is so funny you do make me laugh when you speak to santa ha ha ha xxx

[@lesleyginnelly2070]

Nadia I had the same toilet needing experience in B&M as you did in Sainsbury’s. Luckily I live only 5 mins walk away so thought I could make it home . Alas I was wrong. Luckily it was dark and I had a long coat and leggings on “to catch most of it” . When home I through my bottom half clothes away and showered. I’m 55, is this my life now ? 🚽🧻🚾😂💩

[@lucygale336]

I love how very real you guys are makes it so much better to watch no acting i love you x

[@thefishwife455]

Oh , Nadia. It used to happen to me during my menopause. I felt that I had lost all control over my bladder and bowels!! We used to walk back home from eating out and my partner would have to run ahead and open the front and bathroom door in readiness as I staggered in. The urge to defecate was so bad, I would feel faint and break out in a sweat. One night, after a Paul Weller concert, the toilet in the train station, on the way home, was closed. I made it to my front door but not to the toilet. 💩 I had to throw my pants away. Luckily, full function has returned. Phew. 😓

[@jasbf6054]

Aww.. Poor Nadia. 😥 I am sending you a massive air Hug for your Sainsbury's experience. I am so glad for you as it is all over now. Bags for life. 😂😂😂 Interesting idea. 👜 I would have never considered that.

[@pixiepetal-jennie2038]

I sympathise Nadia. Had an incident like that at the Albert Hall once, had to leave a gig before the interval as I couldn’t wait any longer. The pain was real! Thankfully no one else in the loos. Snuck back in felling better. Not been back to AH since 😂

[@jambolynn]

Cannot stop watching this! Nad, you are comedy gold! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

[@FoodieForce]

This was just the tonic to tier 4. Oh my Nadia the headlines would have been hilarious 😂

[@SkyeElise]

Omg, Nads 😂 not dramatic at all - I needed this laughter omg. Mark, that effing hat is driving me insane 😂 Christmas Dinner looked delicious, hope the dog farts weren't too bad Nads lol and I don't blame you for taking a couple of advent calender chocs, I would do the same. I feel the same way towards the baubles I have to admit, but love the lip one. Great vlogmas as ever 🎄

[@clairec9467]

What a great laugh for the start of the day..Now waiting for coffe moaning then watching Sunday show..then vlogmas tonight. Omg I am addicted 😂 x

[@rjy1246]

“The power of the body” 😂😂😂

[@InkyplotsArt]

Literally crying with laughter at your ‘turmeric’ emergency, been there, the fear is horrendous. Funniest thing I’ve watched in ages, your honesty is refreshing Nadia. 😅

[@selinaloufogg]

Once again a laugh out loud vlogmas - love it!!!

[@karenfiskel920]

Brilliant loved tonight’s vlogmass loved the Christmas decorations in fact loved everything it has certainly brightened my day love you millions Thankyou for sharing xx

[@natalieharris5030]

Oh I have died laughing!! Nadia's potential, "shit storm" nearly killed me. One of the funniest videos ever, and that's saying something. I nearly did the same thing in Wal-Mart last week so I totally related! Oh dear. Lol.

[@msanastasiaalexander]

Guys, why don't you put that desk up in the spare room opposite Maddie's bedroom, and set up all the stuff for your lives there as a proper office. Then you could have a permanent set up with a nice backdrop, and a place to do your lives away from the main living space, so the girls could watch TV, go in the kitchen etc. It could also be a quiet place for Mark to do his editing, for you to record your podcasts etc. Then you wouldn't have to move around all your gear.

[@karenula7152]

Oh this Vlogmas had me laughing out loud! So bloody funny! 😂

[@chloelee4790]

I went in that Costa's the other day and the loo was locked so you were extremely lucky Nadia!! 💩💩💩😷😥😱😳🥺 Also remembering the days of eating the kids calendar chocolate and having to replace it before they noticed! 🤣🤣🤣

[@lizritchie1014]

Absolutely brilliant, i was rolling with laughter, Nads ur a nightmare, who made those baubles and were they on LSD at the time 😂😂😂

[@carolineguilfoyle4734]

Just the funniest thing, I have belly laughed at the “sainsburys clip” I feel for you, when you go you have to go.... but so funny 😂 love you both

[@nicolastraw1769]

🤣🤣omg I couldn’t breath with the Sainsbury’s near miss on the nappy isle...🤣🤣🤣... just recovered & Nadias fat Xmas set me back off..now got the giggles 🤣🤣 thank you both for being hilarious 😘😘

[@saskiaguy1940]

🤣 Nads, that happened to me once when I was doing Keto and I had just drunk a coffee with xylitol!!! I was out on a walk and JUST got home in time! 💩

[@carolwheeler6407]

Ya don't see a zoella vlog wiv 'i nearly shat myself' content 🤣...I love you nadia off the telly...sooo normal 😊 x

[@XANDERGIBB]

Pissing, farting, how fabulous lol x

[@saskiaguy1940]

The Joe Exotic Christmas bauble IS hideous, I agree, Nads! 🤣

[@burghstrong6878]

I had this happen to me Nadia! I must get a nervous stomach when I shop, because it happens while shopping. I have had to throw underwear away!

[@sarahperlmutter7805]

Nadia!!! That was worth the wait 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@quizfanatic3070]

whoop whoop I have been waiting for this xx

[@TheKeithfarren]

Good old bags for life 😅🤣 I’m trying to imagine you do it in the car hahaha 😂 you’ve made us all visualize it hahah

[@elscasteleyn4125]

As we get older we may not be able to control the strength of the body and this is extremely annoying ... And what a relief if we do get on that pot! Aleeluja 😱🤭

[@Helen78SouthAfrica]

You two I can’t stop 🛑 laughing 😂 🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂this is so funny 🤩🤩🤩sorry can’t stop 🛑 laughing sweetie love Helen 👍🙋🏻🛑🛌👍🙋🏻🛑👍🙋🏻

[@margaretwotherspoon566]

Omg nadia u are something else. Felt for you at sainsbury. Get organised you'll feel better for it honestly. Wouldn't it be nice to come home to.

[@margaretbiggins6457]

Mark I think you can buy gyp rock screws 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@sharantattersall3174]

Omfg .......Nadia all I have to say is I no what u went through ....lol 😂😂😂😂 love you guys....❤️ so much like me and my hubby....😜😜

[@cafenajatuk8304]

Mark and Nadia - you are soul-mates. You are both the most funniest people I watch on KZbin. God bless you both and the family and merry Christmas 🙏❤️🎄

[@saratace3230]

I had a similar experience on a mini bus over the hills in Bulgaria with 12 other people unaware. No where to stop the bus. In agony. For an hour.!!!! When we stopped I hobbled to the local cafe to find the loos locked. I had to pay and wait for them to be opened. I have never been in such pain, or concentrated on my breathing so hard in all my life! We laughed so so much afterwards, but I've never been the same again 😂😂😂😂😬😬😬😬😬😬😬....I felt your pain x

[@matthewward1986]

Catching up on my vlogmasas yay x

[@clairberkon4834]

We wish you a merry shitmas! 😂🎄🎅

[@jennieward1]

You need rawplugs for plasterboard mark, they splay out once in the wall so don’t come back out. I live in a new build flat so have to use these.

[@kelsvlogs52]

You two really make me see how 'Celebs' actually live normal lives 😍. BAG FOR LIFE SQUATTING 😂😂😂

[@belindaadams1471]

Oh my word my ribs are absolutely aching cause I can't stop laughing just brilliant Nadia 🤣

[@fayesaunders676]

😂 omg love you guys. Keep it up xxx

[@AlishaBrorens]

Oh my goodness Nadia...I've been having a shocker of an evening and your almost shitting yourself story cheered me up!! You poor thing...glad you made it in time 😂😂

[@sarahawad9642]

Yaaaaay, worth the wait xxx

[@lollygeorge2199]

So nice to see u make sure your mom and dad are OK and have a nice meal x

[@wonderwoman5528]

Thought Mark said, ‘I’m gonna Nutella’ in revenge for Nadia eating Kiki’s Lindt chocolate, but he said, ‘I’m going to tell her.’ ☺️

[@bridgetcafarella6017]

When my mom was alive she would get attacks of Diahrea,it got so bad that she had to wear Depends.She had to take Imodium to stop it.Certain things like mayo,gravy cooking oils caused it,but also when she got anxious it would act up.I heard most people who have Anxiety also have I.B.S.

[@lior.vibefeeler9500]

I wish I’d never chucked my cat in the hat elf hat out

[@pennyleggate75]

Another Great vlogmas ‘ Enjoyed it Thankyou 🎄🎅🏽🎄🎅🏽🎄🦃💕🦃💕xx