Volkswagen Das Auto meme

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credit: • Da Kommt nen geiler Golf😅

[@user-nh3lg1im9l]

This is a brand new anti-tailgating system made by Volkswagen, a bright example of supreme German engineering

[@clxse1]

LMAOO

[@nikitalemesh4488]

that’s funny I actually use rolling anti-lag to get rid of tailgaters myself

[@zianeshkasparen4358]

Very Good idea. Let me try that on my Polo

[@thepurdychannel8866]

@@zianeshkasparen4358 i got a 9n3 polo tdi what u got

[@zianeshkasparen4358]

@@thepurdychannel8866I have the 2010 Polo (dieselgate) 6R 1.6 TdI and Loving it still and would not change it for a thing. Another VW Polo, maybe for now it still goes strong.

[@merijnvanoosterbaan7676]

imagine there’s cops, you slow down to avoid problems, and then this big ass explosion comes out of your exhaust

[@ladboii2901]

"It's stock officer"

[@verticalflyingb737]

Suddenly you see an Eurofighter loaded with Brimstone laser-guided anti-ground missiles approaching you at high speed

[@fabiangaleano8194]

En Paraguay eres libre sin disimular

[@oqocraft2661]

@@fabiangaleano8194 ??

[@DamnMyNickIsTaken]

Ah yes, there was this story about someone farting in front of an Austrian police officer and being fined 500€.

[@Shockwave-KG]

Dude was driving so slow trying not to bother anyone and the engine shoots explosive, I feel you bro.

[@dinokol7717]

Thats firecracker

[@Tyleeclinton]

Fucking nuke tube😂

[@normie1549]

why does this sounds wrong?

[@XxThatGuyxX]

1.9k likes and only 3 comments. Let me fix that

[@jamesbizs]

@@XxThatGuyxXyou people are as pathetic. Truly saddening. You do nothing but pollute the comment sections.

[@Mgoblagulkablong]

It just released all the emissions it held back during emissions testing (was just before the video, rolled out of testing facility 5 seconds before video starts)

[@highflow6143]

😂😂

[@romansenger2322]

Just like me after a date in a mexican restaurant

[@nermind02]

This must be the best comment here xD

[@Chris-hw4mq]

People in poland got very scared hearing that noise

[@juni_2452]

that sounds like me trying to hold the farts for the whole day in class

[@Ln384]

when u pay your tuner to install pops n bangs but he goes for explosions instead

[@pspgamerserjio]

Pops n bangs? Nahhhh he put on bombs and flames

[@detudoumpoucomemes98]

@@pspgamerserjio tunne very crazy kaakakakaka

[@khoco8888]

@@pspgamerserjio Firecrackers

[@DatPenguin97]

It's more like it's a REAL pops and bangs tune 😂

[@arkinjaredmorales4123]

Hey u got a free AK47 tune

[@lv6892]

The way that guy screams after the explosion like he actually got shot.

[@MiGujack3]

I don't know if this video is fake or not but 2 step cars can be loud as a gunshot and many people don't know how loud a gunshot is.

[@kuestenjungesh]

@@MiGujack3 I am pretty sure there was a "Polenböller" called in german in the exhaust. A polish firecracker. Saw it a few years ago.

[@adi326]

@@MiGujack3 well this isnt a gunshot this is a whole Hiroshima atomic bomb

[@tambrody2684]

He did a little piece of metal shot out of the exhaust VW killed this man

[@robert7100]

@Vince you literally said Supras are shit so stfu kid, you're one that doesn't know about cars.

[@greenjacketman9321]

It's even funnier when you understand what he says 😂 "Look! There comes a nice Golf" *BAMM*

[@Anonymous-sb9rr]

I don't get it.

[@Anonym41237]

​@@Anonymous-sb9rryou dumb right?

[@Denizu]

​@@Anonymous-sb9rrThe Golf turned out to not be so nice. It was quite volatile instead

[@333333333797]

And i thought he said kugg mal da kommt n geiler Golf

[@realadamsandler1991]

I watched a 50 second unskippable ad to watch this 14 second masterpiece, worth it

[@vladimirlenin777]

I really appreciate that

[@ltva8781]

Revanced exists

[@Bendwow]

get adblock bruh 🤦‍♂

[@OldSchoolOfMasters]

Maybe 5? There is 14 max.

[@mahmutcanfidan5220]

Are there people who watch with ads? Bruh

[@Macar0nisalad]

The definition of: “Yes officer, it’s stock.”

[@neondraco1484]

Lol that Volkswagen das auto transition had me dead 🤣🤣

[@vladimirlenin777]

I've made a lot of videos like this 😂. Watch them if you want

[@Shilydin22]

@@vladimirlenin777 oof😂😂

[@kxrvbo]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣bro

[@erenok9073]

Thats the point of the video hahaha

[@belmaalijagic8434]

I Want when all of them crashes at the same time

[@colechapman6976]

This is actually an incredible piece of safety engineering. Rather than letting a bad driver onto the highway, or any driver really, Volkswagen engineers created an ingenious device that immobilizes the vehicle before the driver even has a chance to get onto a highway and cause an accident. You can't have an accident if you can't drive your car

[@rickygrenadier6303]

It's amazing to see that Volkswagen took inspiration from Top Gear. They are truly listening to what the car community desires.

[@SharpBalisong]

Not even Ford can accomplish that level of engineering.

[@RennieAsh]

People in parked cars entered the cat.

[@sovietlama69]

Is that some secret military type shit

[@vladimirlenin777]

Maybe

[@Mgoblagulkablong]

It just released all the emissions it held back during emissions testing (was just before the video, rolled out of testing facility 5 seconds before video starts)

[@zuplex8933]

Nennt sich auch Polenböller

[@TrevorMoses312]

Kind of like the one the driver of that car did in his undies 😳😉

[@staticbuilds7613]

When you open a packet of crisps in a quiet room

[@joycethegermanshepherd9432]

do you want some tea and crumpets with your packet of crisps. pansy brit

[@staticbuilds7613]

@@joycethegermanshepherd9432 Not exactly, Tea and crisps don't go together that well so I will just take the crumpets.

[@vtgvideos955]

Omg so true

[@OnlyGrafting]

@@joycethegermanshepherd9432 larping as a dog are we?

[@joycethegermanshepherd9432]

@@staticbuilds7613 ok I can respect the dedication to your culture even while being insulted about it. Cheers m9

[@waseeuddin9476]

Damn even German cars can fire missiles

[@tobiask.3525]

absolute top comment :D

[@vanzelrmusic]

Just like like times

[@HappyDude1]

My speakers were on 70 percent Im deaf, speakers are dead Neighbours called the cops 😅

[@MrlspPrt]

I live in México, nobody complained about the noise...

[@ruix]

@@MrlspPrt lmao

[@moritzrossbroich]

Very few people know this but the exhaust exploding is what inspired german engineers to come up with the Leopard 2A7 Main Battle Tank...

[@Semtjallinks]

Its just a nice backfire

[@melomelo420]

​@@Semtjallinksbackfire is harmful, what you're seeing from usually high performance cars is afterfire

[@tupolev.designs]

I don't know if he's driving a car or artillery But it's useful in the soviet army to overthrow the tsar

[@SIRUNOWN]

Well actually VW was founded in Germany in 1937 by the Nazis to.... Oh, actually the comparison to Artillery makes more sense now lmao

[@NinoJoel]

Thats what happens when germans build cars and drink a little to much beer.... They acidentaly build artilery for the next war

[@thomasschutze3476]

Man this comment-section did not age well. But it brought a smile on my face anyways

[@virtualvirtual2362]

@@thomasschutze3476 hahah they knew something

[@kevinburns8473]

Boy this comment aged well

[@abhidityasingh9444]

“Are you okay bro” “Nah it's our German thingy”

[@hijo772]

Lyrics: Guck Mal, da kommt ein geiler Golf Vrrmmm BAM! Volkswagen - Das Auto.

[@noname-em4bi]

Total überflüssig.

[@hijo772]

@@noname-em4bi ist ja auch ein Witz 😅 Bzw. Für die Englischsprachigen vlt gar nicht so unnütz

[@undercover5139]

@@hijo772 Was ist denn daran für Englischsprachige gut?😂

[@holzkopf385]

@@undercover5139 Damit sie es zusätzlich zum gehörten auch schriftlich nicht verstehen 😂

[@ahhhhh148]

KZbin translator translated your comments. :)

[@discordmemes1645]

*poeple buying supercars to do flames* Volkswagen:

[@bennib3023]

Steuerkette gerissen 😂 Volkswagen: Kein Problem wir spielen ihnen ein Softwareupdate auf

[@Gentleman...Driver]

"Das ist Stand der Technik."

[@Ghost_In_The_Trench]

@@Gentleman...Driver Stand der Technik kriege ich von Audi auch ständig zu hören :D

[@Gentleman...Driver]

@@Ghost_In_The_Trench Jeder, einfach nur jeder kriegt das zu hören. :))

[@zacjohnson452]

Deutschland

[@arkinjaredmorales4123]

@@Gentleman...Driver Audi. Voursprung den technik.

[@TheCrazeturk]

Germans forgot to take the V2 out of the thing.

[@PublicBus09]

"German science is the world's finest!" -stroheim, JoJo's bizzare adventure

[@n.l.3776]

Brrrrrraaaakka murruuugaaaaa

[@RoyaleClashLP]

Funny really funny

[@LeftIsBest001]

It sounded like he drove over a land mine. 😂😂

[@Martilucio]

American: Our tunes are the best, look, my car is even able to make litlle explosions out of the exhaust! Stock vw:

[@julianbrelsford]

"German engineering", when they need a good comeback after Americans "rolling coal" in a monstrous lifted pickup truck

[@MTRXMP3]

Someone put a big firecracker in the exhaust

[@gtaseed]

When you hold in the fart during a date and now you're finally alone

[@mistirion4929]

"Okay this is a quiet part of the town, I'm gonna drive slowly in order to not annoy anyone with my loud exhaust." ~this guy probably

[@olekzajac5948]

Yea... "From Berlin to Warsaw in one tank" always sounds just about the same.

[@warzz4258]

Hol'up

[@McBeamer94]

When in doubt, use the war! 😜🤣

[@rainofficial1924]

Never thought Germans to be the first to attach an afterburner to a Das Auto

[@jaggns5774]

@Feldweebel Akhowski naja, bei einem das Auto kann man das machen.

[@Spaceguy-nineteensixtynine]

Even if it wasn’t a gun, since it’s just a car this is still considered a drive by

[@frontxxrunner]

The timing of how this video is put together is excellent. Well done.

[@vladimirlenin777]

Thanks, I really appreciate that

[@technorunner1]

Its funny to me that all the Das Auto memes are all MK3 golfs.

[@technorunner1]

@ExalyThor k

[@kanekiskywalker1596]

Always have your 75mm on your back, never know when those marines are gonna come

[@luiscarlos5695]

Toyota : Let's go places ! Ford : Built Tough ! Volkswagen : *"DAS AUTO !"*

[@stam1ska]

Ford built tough my ass

[@luiscarlos5695]

@@stam1ska Toyota Tacoma : *"IT WORKS FOR ME !"* kzbin.info/www/bejne/nZPKi3h-oceIobs

[@2ballz543]

Volkswagen TDI engines five seconds after they successfully held off their emission levels during the emission tests:

[@itsELRe]

When you fart in a meeting thinking it's going to be a silent one.

[@shihabmohammadshibly704]

"aight listen up, imma compete against a honda civic revving" "I gotchu fam"

[@ternarycode]

alright, who's the one who put the Panzergranate in the exhaust?

[@leronglin7077]

This is the funniest das auto meme

[@vladimirlenin777]

Thanks

[@outlawwcore_2007]

I can imagine the supra's face when he sees this 🥶

[@IamHomelander]

I love how the guy holding camera experiences desert eagle level recoil for daring to look at a VW Golf 😂

[@Maximus20778]

Plot twist: the people died due to the tank round hitting them

[@guywhoknowsstuff6379]

Never lost one of its original features

[@murilovsilva]

Yes, this is the car that runs around my block every day at 3 in the morning

[@kurenai-gf7rj]

360 NO SCOPE *BANG* Gotta Love the old Golfs :) Oh actually, i remember my Mom had a 2004 Volkswagon Jetta, she named him Fred. I miss Fred... good times 😢

[@patback2322]

When you can't afford to two step it so you ductape a shotgun to the exhaust

[@fman2854]

*MISFIRONG SYSTEM* Kyoich: Hold Up

[@gauravthakur7699]

Haha

[@ps2bndled]

Ultimate misfaiaringu shistem.

[@shagirani5518]

That caught me offguard..😂

[@clxse1]

That OOOoaaaaa after the explosion is das best. 😂😂

[@theholycow3959]

This shit literally made me jump

[@Freddles780]

The misfiring system has been real quiet since this one dropped

[@technojay5137]

Old man : walking peacefully in the street Car : Boom Old man : *D-Day flashbacks*

[@patemathic]

Jokes aside, what even happened? Was it just a giant backfire?

[@vladimirlenin777]

Yes

[@chombers]

The car blew up.

[@SirSpamGaming]

It’s antilag modified

[@mr.memory8736]

Supra : finally a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary.

[@skibbatrixadona]

When you forget your grenade in the exhaust

[@aleksejstojanovski725]

My friend: nothing can be more powerful than a RPG. Me: :))

[@Chimera6297]

ha my shitbox does this when it hasn't fully warmed up last time my ears were ringing for a good 5 minutes

[@gauravthakur7699]

That's free anti lag giveaway, dayumn😂

[@azerty97212]

Damn

[@ravenwestr1681]

I kept coming back to this lmaoo its so funny its out of nowhere

[@Leon-SID]

После этого хлопка он развил сверхзвуковую скорость 😆

[@thekyleyoumans]

Honda Owners: “Yooo vtech just kicked in” Volkswagon Owners: “Skrrrre Buh Baah”

[@fritzfromswitzerland]

Did he install a sparkplug in the exhaust? Lol 😂

[@noel3198]

That explosion scared the shit out of me

[@LPnoa]

I confess... that caught me off guard and scared me.

[@mysteriumxarxes3990]

bro remembering the good ol old times at the 40s

[@revento5544]

It throws a flashbang when a Karen is disturbing him

[@leogreck9984]

Residents: Did someone just got shot with a cannon?

[@dommick5166]

And the loudest exhaust award goes to...

[@maxmulsanne7054]

... Onslow's car.

[@P0z0Rski]

I bet he changed switch on LPG :)

[@BustingNUTS]

When you chose British breakfast instead of just coffee

[@marekslemensky4531]

and there goes the muffler

[@TITANa.k.a.RADIATION173]

Probably 10,000HP 😂😂

[@whitetiger-7752]

Man I felt that 😂

[@michombero_burundi]

когда настроил карб у деда за 500р:

[@thelifeofjustin7516]

Ja man! Deutsche Anti-lag xD bis der Auspuff platzt 💪😅

[@MikeMikeSmith]

“This Tune Unleashes all the Horsepowers at once!”

[@durlokurlo]

That scared the crap out of me

[@DutchDukeMan]

Nobody: Honda civic drivers at 3.00am:

[@JohnConnorTerminator2]

Volkswagen Das Auto! honestly! Solid Engines that last forever! 47 year old Golf MK1s cruising in town in 2021!

[@caflee7801]

It’s always the old 1st or 2nd gens lmaoo

[@themoderncaferacer2264]

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

[@MrMemes-ms7gn]

The new 2022 Leopard Tank with an VW Golf Bodykit

[@werdosiek8950]

The first Volkswagens was tanks so they though it'll be cool to have a barrel instead of exhaust pipe

[@Silverpump]

Ich weiß nicht warum... Aber das hat mich echt gekillt 😂😂

[@charlieneb5782]

RIP to the ears of those putting on earphones...

[@student_of_God]

When you are in a race and someone tries to slipstream behind you and you do this:

[@unducational]

OH MY GOD THAT LITERALLY SCARED ME LMAO WASNT EXPECTING THAT

[@regzzshad9349]

i almost had a heart attack 😬😬 RIP HEADSET

[@GAMERIN-rn6dj]

Man, lenin had an good sense of humour 😅

[@phyx1s]

It scarred the hell out of me. I had to watch it a few times to understand what actually happened.

[@street_racer_13]

What happened

[@josephcullen2512]

Why do these make me laugh so hard

[@tobiask.3525]

Seeing this video and reading its comments as a german had me laughing atleast 5 minutes :D the comment with "even the German cars can fire missiles now" had laughing so hard :D

[@perrocomunista5751]

"Yes officer it is stock"

[@mc_chickenburger2585]

The vw had a diesel moment

[@FAZE9NINE]

Drive through the hood with this , i bet everyone will love it

[@maxmustermann6460]

POV: you inadvertently buy the car bomb in los santos customs

[@apilolomi4354]

For me this will never be a meme. Rather it was a goosebumb creating part of my childhood tv memories.

[@virginityrocks6280]

Brake boosting be crazy fr, especially if you’ve got that tune 👀💧

[@Yosef-wn3bo]

Im german and its saying“Volkswagen the car“ great meme that just exploded like Hiroshima

[@cukoo9919]

Best clip to test my Earphone bass.

[@LastCore4009]

Truly a *Das Auto* moment