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There are no crossbows in Three Kingdoms. There are no slingers in Troy. There are no guns in Warhammer.
I made a follow-up for this video a year later in October 2021:
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The playlist for this video series:
• Total Decline: A Total...
The reddit thread for this video series:
/ ideas_for_future_total...
The first ever slinging discord:
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The longbow vs. plate:
• ARROWS vs ARMOUR - Med...
The Medieval crossbow against target:
• HEAVY Medieval 1250lbs...
The real Balearic slinger doing the 25m challenge against the melon:
• Sling 25m Challenge , ...
The high velocity measured slinging with crickets:
• Sling Speed Measurements
The 100m/s slinging and other assorted slinging clips:
• Slinging
The Rome Total War slinger showcase:
• Rome: Total War - Bale...
The shockingly bad depiction of slingers in 3K:
• Total War: Three Kingd...
The slightly redeemed but still depressingly bad depiction of Troy:
• Troy Total War - Sling...
The pussified crossbows of 3K:
• Total War: Three Kingd...
The other game that invoked the sling concept, but tried to make the most of it:
• A Plague Tale: Innocen...
The "Battle of the Nile" Rome 2 video:
• Rome 2: Total War - Ba...
The update about Rome 2's arrow trails:
forums.totalwar.com/discussio...
The crossbow plunging fire in 3K:
• Total War: Three Kingd...
The kneeled fire and countermarch of Shogun 1:
• Shogun Total War - 3-R...
The Shogun 2 matchlock ranked fire:
• Shogun 2 - Otomo Campa... , • Shogun 2 - Otomo Campa...
The supporting gameplay that conveys firearm mechanics in Warhammer:
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The Dishonored 1 pistol gameplay examples:
• How To Make An Entranc... , • Sokolov's Mansion - Di...
The Dishonored 2 weak pistol example:
• Dishonored 2 - Steam U...
The countermarching booming firearms of Medieval 2:
• Medieval 2 - 5-Rank Co...
The distant matchlock snapping from Shogun 2:
• The Battle of Nagashin...
The rolling clouds of matchlock smoke in Shogun 2:
• Total War Impossible B...
Crossbows on the Alpine peaks in Medieval 2:
• Medieval 2 - Genoese C...
Shogun 2 not having a proper height advantage:
• The Height Advantage i...
Shogun 1 doing the height advantage perfectly on its first try:
• The Height Advantage i...
Apache Thunder Braves thundering in Medieval 2:
• Medieval 2 - Mounted A...
Special thanks to @Total War CAT for providing Russian subtitles.
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0:00 The first combat in Total War
2:20 How Total War continued ranged combat
3:15 Nuclear Cringe
4:10 My first Total War recording
6:15 Aspect for the spectacular
6:45 Slingers in Total War
12:30 Crossbows in Total War
16:20 Warhammer's legacy
17:50 Flying wet noodles
20:10 Plunging fire
22:55 The fall of firearms
31:00 Aesthetic sterility
39:25 The loss of height advantage
40:50 Dependence on the diluted
42:45 Nail in the coffin
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