Voltz - Episode 13 - The Treaty

[@Tsakeli]

From this day forward the most technological thing Sjin was ever allowed to make was a farm. :D

[@TheLast1IsMe]

haha thats true

[@volcanothdapro]

Squiggles hahahahahahahahqhahqhahahahahah tru

[@Amoth_oth_ras_shash]

and yet...we all wish they all shared a server agen with a pack like this agen causign that constant risk that some rouge state might secretly go for antimater red matter blue matter dark matter or sjin matter arms ^^

[@km5405]

and bees .... soon he will have his revenge with the bees!!!

[@justanotheryoutubechannel]

Squiggles Now it all makes sense...

[@mattwhelan13]

I love Lewis' logic. In a massive cave with an explosive that is plenty light. Gets explosive and types in torch... *thinking, ok he's is going to get a redstone torch.* Nope gotta light up that cave

[@ebolarnator1794]

What can you say? It's classic Lewis all the way back to the Survival era of Shadow of Israphel.

[@bluedawgo]

I just love how, out of everyone, SIMON is the most neutral party.

[@ozjack24]

I like how ridge didn't speak the for a long time and then he spoke just like once during the whole episode

[@dsadkasdk8658]

I don't think he was allowed to much

[@ultimatecharge]

monument to all who died, RIP: Sjin, sjin, sjin, sips, sjin, sips, sips, sjin, sips, sips, sips, sjin, sjin. Rest in peace, may the holy pernis be with you.

[@systamatica]

UltimateCharge and ridge

[@VietyV]

"Can we please have some copper" "No" "Welp, let's use explosives to search for copper again"

[@mojommmm]

i still can’t get over the fact they were worried about their paxel while the world was ending

[@brotherbubbablue2145]

Sips: We opened the gateway to hell. *Gets sucked in through the gateway* Narrator: So Sips went back home with his ma and pa.

[@revert_irelia]

5:33 for everyone who wants to skip the episode recap

[@Harry-tj6bl]

Thanks xox

[@ydot.]

+Zealousity ty

[@Goremize]

That's one massive recap

[@asbestosfish_]

Florro much obliged

[@EnderKL]

TY

[@silvy3047]

"In Bodypen, An Erotic Adventure" By Honeydew

[@buddyj5VCO]

Hi jeff

[@silvy3047]

Hi Collin

[@silvy3047]

***** The confederate flag doesn't mean racism, it's southern pride.

[@User69-y2p]

+ThePoorMansButter I always see this flag in Michigan being waved by people from Michigan

[@a.square8658]

@@silvy3047 Right, it means Racism AND Slavery. "Southern Pride" = Jingoistic devotion to a rogue nation.

[@MyPs3gamer]

Duncan clearly destroyed their base on purpose

[@sitilula]

jake brown No they didnt..they just wanted and exploseive to just blow up...so they can mine some copper ore

[@syndan9245]

jake brown they really didn’t, Duncan is just a low key asshole

[@Tumbleflop]

Justified

[@Benjamin-bj6xj]

jake brown in what way

[@MGSLurmey]

No. He clearly didn't? I didn't see Duncan fire any rejuvenation missiles at their base before they had already been suffocated, hence the base was already gone. Duncan was clearly aiming the missiles at the chunk errors where he thought there was still a huge gap.

[@excuzemeformylag1556]

Okay so, Sips and Sjin set one off and Lewis fixed it. No harm done to there base, the Duncan sets one off after he fixed it. So now shipping and receiving is gone. But when they are fixing it Duncan ACCIDENTALLY launched them at there base.... *slow clap* *slow clap* YOU HAD ONE JOB TOM!

[@syndan9245]

ExcuzeMeForMyLag the antimatter one could’ve been an honest mistake, but him using rejuvenation missles on their base was without a doubt on purpose

[@thmo8130]

Voltz was by far the best minecraft series they have ever done. Sad it only lasted 25 episodes though.

[@Rissien]

Love how they said Dong Hill is safe shall never be bombed. Sips and Sjin immediately blow it to hell with their remaining missiles!

[@wak69]

The irony being they missed every shot

[@robbenhoodbarbie]

treaty broken in 2014 by the magic police when a red matter bomb was launched in the magical forest near the magic police HQ

[@cageybee7221]

also broken in the episode called "the cheaty" when lewis cheats.

[@jan12491]

@@cageybee7221 Also broken straightaway by ridgedog spawning in chests....

[@tabuu9]

I love how almost half the video was summing up the last one.

[@christianali5431]

tabuu9 You may laugh, but Turkish soap operas have been doing this same thing for years.

[@LunarMelodia]

son of gimi, son of gloin, son of groin, son of dave. Amazing

[@AragornRespecter]

After all these years I still love that Simon just copy pasted the preamble to the United States Constitution, except he changed Posterity to Posteriors. Legendary

[@davidcrabb6358]

"-No Cheating" was in the book that Lewis signed, yet last episode he had 1 electromagnet. Now he has 168

[@davidcrabb6358]

13 episodes at 13:08 = 170.04 Minutes (not even counting how 60 seconds is 1 minute, this is as if 100 seconds is 1 minute) So by that, to get 168, it would take him 28566.72 minutes, or 476.112 hours, or 19.838 days straight. Yeah, totally "crafting"

[@davidcrabb6358]

Yeaaaah....

[@minecraftninja1622]

David Crabb you dont have to craft one at a time!!

[@davidcrabb6358]

I totally get the you don't have to go 1 at a time, but how would he have 19 days of offscreen time and they've made no progress on their base, +Nico Bruno

[@MrAllallalla]

+David Crabb he's made more than 1 electro magnet in the 13 episodes so your calculation doesn't make any sense.

[@fuzypops6929]

i love how sjin is just standing there with a missile in his hand at the treaty.

[@robinfielding]

War. War never changes.

[@dalenacio]

"This is the scared ground, it must never be bombed" First thing Sips and Sjin do after the treaty is litteraly to try out their missiles on the monument.

[@TraviansLittleHelpe]

Guys just saying, that was a black hole, not a wormhole, a wormhole is a continuous loop of energy like a feedback on a rock concert, and a black hole is a supermassive star that runs out of energy and collapses into itself.

[@buttersquids]

TraviansLittleHelpe Yeah that sounds like it was a wormhole

[@slowped]

1:36 “kicked out of the yogscast” bruh, just bruh

[@brettpid6416]

yaah that one stung..

[@petermccannell7565]

@@brettpid6416 it was uncanny

[@morgan4224]

I feel that it should have been called the red matter incident just sounds cooler

[@JustYTWatching]

+Brasilball He was talking about the explosion incident, the treaty they signed in this video. Calling the explosion event a treaty makes no fucking sense.

[@JustYTWatching]

***** He wasn't, Lewis called it the "The Wormhole Incident" so Morgan was trying to say they should have called it "The Red Matter Incident"

[@danieljames1868]

It was the singularity. What? There was a singularity there and everything!

[@justanotherelf]

the previously took half the video

[@cescal.r.9058]

i literally just noticed that when simon says not to destroy the world, Duncan goes 'oh'....i feel kinda stupid for not noticing that, goddamnit.

[@MGSLurmey]

That wasn't Duncan... That was Sjin... Listen again. 7:30 What is it with people having made so many mistakes about this episode??

[@NekoinaBox2000]

@@MGSLurmey it’s a comment… why are you being such a prick….

[@AvacadoSqueezer]

I just love the fact it all started with a simple, "Bong" from sips and then he walks straight into it. Was in tears.

[@WeakestYogurtEnjoyer]

I like how their using part of the American constitution even though all of them are from England

[@alexbrewer6832]

TheHawkCast Cadan sips is from canada

[@tomschiefexecutivesecretar4514]

Sips is Canadian

[@II-go2sp]

TheHawkCast Cadan ridge is amercan i think

[@WeakestYogurtEnjoyer]

donovan rivera I thought he was Canadian

[@VietyV]

+TheHawkCast Cadan Sips is Canadian, Ridge is american

[@charlescooper7402]

Geneva convention!!!

[@flacotaco8743]

Duncan cheated in that armor :/

[@SheepytheNoob]

If he did where is his helmet?

[@skippy447]

maybe it broke

[@DetectiveDerpy]

Maybe.

[@Channel9iNE]

Welcome to the Yogscast

[@flacotaco8743]

Calvin Tang THE MLG Been here for a while :p

[@T--xo2uq]

A black hole, if released on the world of Minecraft, would fall toward the Y=32 because the world is infinite laterally but most of the mass is on average concentrated in the ocean and stone layers. The same applies for neutronium weaponry.

[@KrazyNinja01]

"Hey guys can me borrow some copper?" I could not stop freaking laughing

[@beatle666]

i love the yogcast

[@beatle666]

yo

[@StraellPlays]

Has anyone noticed that the maps all look EXACTLY like the continents?

[@jamesgebhard5448]

Rewatching the whole series cos it's just that awesome

[@RandomizedAcer]

Wow! You guys better split before the "coppers" come! I guess you "steel" won't follow the treaty! Oh, the "iron"y. These bad puns doing anything?.......

[@stalhein62]

Police stop.

[@theearloflemongrab4859]

stalhein61 'Screw' the police! Get it? Screw. Iron... Metal... Hahaha... Sorry.. :(

[@stalhein62]

The Earl Of Lemongrab You showed good mettle.

[@stephanr7894]

wow you should be 'pun'ished

[@stalhein62]

Stephan R I was going to think of a witty response, but fork it.

[@fakeskyler2305]

#InBoddypenWeTrust

[@johnnysheetz4107]

i like how he used the US preamble...

[@hettane]

for ourselves and our posteriors

[@TroutBoneless]

By far, THE most epic story-arc in any Minecraft series

[@pepsidrink19]

I can't take the 'previously on' part seriously if Keemstar uses that same music.

[@muffinmanblob5164]

Oi 7:35 LOTR references! I like them alot more now.

[@Helio9938]

the treaty of dong hill

[@19homers]

Love the Democracy3 music in the background while Simon reading the peace teatry.

[@danielearnshaw2]

Who is bodypen?

[@jacob2808]

From their Yogs recruitment video for WoW a while back

[@syndan9245]

Our lord and savior

[@JSPhi11ips]

Bit too long of an intro

[@Channel9iNE]

Press 4 then L twice to skip recap

[@elitecookies8155]

this should be a movie!

[@tream1499]

1:32 this didn’t age well

[@Shahblahgoo]

I was looking for this comment. I miss his troll clips tbh

[@JacksonFoxglove]

like if you heard the metal gear solid refrence

[@tcoren1]

nuclear missiles are not forbidden...

[@ciaralovesgaming7211]

Imagine if someone had missed the last episode and then watched this!

[@praetorianonyt]

Tbh, this treaty was awful...I WANNA SEE MORE WORLD-RIPPING xD

[@Jss3213]

I love how the treaty is the preamble of the U.S. constitution

[@cageybee7221]

especially relevant considering how it is completely disregarded the moment it gets in the way of their goals. both documents.

[@59Shilo]

From the Yogscast Wiki: "It is confirmed by Sjin that Boddypen is a Gnome Warrior in World of Warcraft on The Venture Co Server."

[@shirotagachi1305]

That was literally the most entertaining thing I have ever seen...

[@edanschwarzenberg2580]

John Hurt If you freeze frame it, Simon wrote fup on the document! It's awesome!

[@Cheeseheadfoamy]

they're probably the funniest duo in the yogscast.

[@spynae]

These last two episodes are literally the funniest thing I've watched while watching people play videogames.

[@bitspacemusic]

This is one of the funniest episodes of anything they've done.

[@justingray8161]

I love how half the video is what happened last time like any good anime

[@EnergyCuddles]

Well, it did not happen then, but six and a half years later ...

[@bombshellblonde544]

Sips's laugh is honestly one of the best things in the world xD

[@Frogz1620]

Lewis and Duncan acting like they didn’t spawn explosives in too

[@wak69]

4:08 an iconic moment to stand the test of time

[@rndm9087]

the funny thing is, it actually was sips who pulled the lever sooooo yeah XD classic sips, same as always

[@alexanderthorstad3293]

Is it just me or does the antimatter explosive have the coolest sound effect ever?

[@325pm]

I like the maps on the table, you guys manage to make it look like north america, europe, etc.

[@ebiela2001]

This is yogscast everyone. Please be with you everyone.

[@GoshMan777]

" Donghill is sacred no mans land, it must never be bombed. " 2 minutes later: " Where the hell did this massive crater come from? "

[@DarkinPunk]

That treaty should have immediately self-immolated from the sheer impossibility of Lewis ever sticking to a "No Cheating" agreement. ;P

[@SmallMediumLarge41]

Boddypen is a reference made by Sips, presumably from their days in the YOGS, which Simon found particularly funny. It is confirmed by Sjin that Boddypen is a Gnome Warrior in World of Warcraft on The Venture Co Server. Rythian: "Boddypen is a dude from old old YOGS, back in the vanilla days. He was just a kind of weird guy, and right now it's mostly become a standard thing for me, Sips, Sjin and Simon to mention him when people are going on about things that happened a long time ago."

[@Keiidryn]

No. According to the UE Wiki, it's an Antimatter Explosive that can push it away into unloaded chunks, or sometimes another red matter explosion can annihilate it -- but this is risky as they can also merge and create a /larger/ black hole.

[@Will_M600]

never gets old, does it...

[@Christian_Luczejko]

Best episode ever.

[@Wanderer628]

I loved the little treaty and conference.

[@JakusLarkus]

Never in my Minecraft experience have I ever seen a group of people fuck up SO badly that they had to convene a council to stop it happening again...

[@Sir_C_]

"We need to get 'these two' to sign it." That just sounds so salty...

[@jocelyn1264]

There was absolutely no way this could not have been #1 on Top 5. It's just not possible.

[@horserax]

BEST EPISODE EVER!

[@Mattclubb]

"Of course, we're still at war" Duncan decks Sips in the face from over the table

[@doggo1dog]

Have you ever heard the saying "imitation is the best form of flattery"? Because I really think it fits right here.

[@paradigm8559]

yogscast volts: teaching kids the preamble since February 27, 2013

[@mylowe]

old friend from the old days of yogscast

[@psychoviper99]

Last episode when Lewis said this will eat the world he sounded like a dalek from Doctor who

[@nickcairns9865]

"Are we going to place some sanctions on Sjin?" That made me crack up so bad

[@felinoel]

Best opening ever.

[@Attackingshadow1]

it needs astory like "In a world where people like Sjin are able to hold onto a red matter bomb, will the world of minecraftia come to the end or will the rivals of voltz come together to stop the destructive power before it stops them"

[@nigelburland831]

all the eps r amazingly amazing

[@ohboynothimagain]

Simon is all cool in the background talking about sheep and the world ending

[@yoshiha12]

Oh yes because those paxels in that "Russian base that so happened to be there" are SOOOOOOO legit

[@jackmarkham8527]

yoshiha12 weow

[@jackmarkham8527]

yoshiha12 weow

[@alfredo.zauce1892]

Dong Hill-the fourteen-mile-thick buffer zone that serves as border between the Koreas.

[@MrSnowButt]

I love where Simon put 'Simon Honeydew of Khaz Modan, son of Gimli, son of Gloin, son of Dave. Made me laugh quite a lot.

[@kefira14]

"We're still at war." *duncan hits sips* lol

[@Furcas00]

I tested that out, it seems the redmatter hole continues to suck things in when it does that, and constantly moves away, but since it travels to unloaded chunks, it has nothing to suck, therefore does nothing.

[@katcivi6811]

episode 12 BEST EPISODE EVER

[@chrishopwood6938]

Sjin out of the yogcast. Future predicted

[@CrusaderCody]

On a scale of one to ten I would rate it OVER 9000!!!!!

[@marcieday8491]

'Can we borrow some copper' I couldn't stop laughing omfg

[@Batgirl219]

That was beautiful.