Voted Best Joke in The World

[@fredgarvinMP]

Dick Cheney's favorite joke.

[@MrChristipher]

called it as soon as she said make sure he is dead.

[@RickScheu]

Nice work #MrChristipher

[@hammieism]

Sounds like my hunting trip last year

[@RickScheu]

hahaha

[@hammieism]

Rick Scheu 911: Hello 911 whats your emergency? Me: I think hes dead 911: Who? Me: My hunting buddy 911: Why do you think your buddy is dead Me: Cause I fell asleep after eating my poptart and he came up and licked the strawberry filling off of my jacket and I woke up and shot him 911: OMG why did you shoot him Me: Cause he had a nice rack and I needed to fill my tags 911: *angered* Sir please do not call 911 unless you have a real emergency you can get in a lot of trouble and possible sent to prison for prank calling Emergency Services