Vox Machina vs. Mighty Nein

[@flandomaltrizian4603]

HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing 1:20 Intro cinematic 1:40 Episode Starts, character intros 4:15 Setting things up 10:50 MORTAL KOMBAT 12:25 We didn’t raise quite enough money to get the orgy one-shot 14:15 Beau vs. Vax rolloff 15:40 Pike must roll bad initiative 16:50 Prep actions 18:15 Freeze frame for Bigby’s Hand 20:20 Setup Ends, battle begins 22:45 Vax still has boots of haste 24:00 Scanlan is just Sam’s voice 27:05 Fjord rides Scanlan’s hand 31:30 Scanlan’s first song (It Wasn’t Me) (I miss having a bard) 33:25 Jester and Fjord are into each other 36:40 A new player enters 38:50 Jester’s dramatic death scene 40:05 No mercy Percy 45:55 Welcome back, King 48:35 Vax is a horror monster 58:10 Pike, you have to help Fjord 1:00:05 Sailor’s connection 1:04:20 Scanlan’s second song (Mrs. Robinson) 1:10:20 Jester is secretly not even in this battle 1:26:50 Molly turns it up to 11 1:31:15 Doors come for VM once again 1:32:45 Scanlan likes privacy 1:33:10 Scanlan’s third song (What a girl wants) 1:35:20 Beau can’t hit a guy with glasses 1:37:40 Cutting words 1:40:00 Hungry imp 1:47:20 Break Starts 1:58:30 Art Montage 2:02:20 Break Ends (trying to hit Vax) 2:10:45 Travis wants to limit the stupid 2:12:05 Fjurassic Park 2:14:50 Stunned Scanlan 2:16:40 Matt summarizes what Jester saw 2:21:35 Cure wounds up the butt 2:23:15 Percy meets Beau (gay Ben Franklin) 2:29:35 What happens to Percy when Molly appears 2:42:50 Shooting health potions 2:46:55 Scanlan’s letter to his daughter (and all daughters) 2:47:50 Fatality 2:50:35 No mercy Beau 2:56:00 Scanlan’s spiritual turn 2:58:20 No mercy Laura 2:58:50 Scanlan haunts Jester 3:01:20 You can trust Jester 3:03:30 Laura the competitive mom 3:06:30 Call a paleontologist 3:12:55 Protecc 3:15:10 Bury Sam in this outfit 3:19:20 Sam has already checked out 3:20:20 Laura is the most dangerous 3:24:20 The afterlife is just hanging out with Scanlan 3:26:50 Dead Scanlan negs Percy 3:35:50 Ashley Ally’s her death save roll 3:41:10 Fjord finishes up 3:46:15 Scanlan and Pike are having a good time 3:47:45 Bondage Vax 3:50:10 Marisha comes for Liam’s table 3:54:15 Scanlan’s limerick 3:56:20 Not real inspiration 4:00:40 HDYWTDT 4:03:45 Mask off 4:06:35 Reintroducing Vax to lava 4:11:35 Don’t run from Fjord 4:13:50 Chicken dinner 4:15:40 Everyone is back 4:19:35 Episode Ends The in-game start date for the episode was unclear. Sam’s flask mug has biohazard tape on it because it is his old flask that he failed to clean in the break between campaigns 1 and 2. For those who aren’t aware, Aabria Iyengar is not only taking the DM chair for Exandria Unlimited, she is also going to be running a four-episode arc for Dimension 20 starting on June 30th. The Summer of Aabria has begun, may her light shine on us all. Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it Thursday yet?

[@ASuspiciousCrab]

Wow fast

[@nadavga]

How are you this fast!?

[@Feedbackking13]

How do you comment so fast?

[@cardboardcreationsart]

HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU THAT FAST

[@richardb2942]

I'm convinced you're not a human

[@yoshi_auditore431]

Just realised they have a exactly the right amount of Party members to do this again Keyleth Grog Vex vs Caleb Yasha Caduceus with Veth/Taryon as the wild card

[@rallozarx4215]

I was just thinking the same thing, right down to Sam being the switch!

[@whiteblaze12345]

thats why matt mentioned bringing in the other half of the groups

[@connermatthams989]

This needs to happen

[@BlueGriffin20]

It will be interesting given Taryon would/wouldn’t have Doty when he phases in and Trinket would be around too.

[@Wicca_P]

@@BlueGriffin20 Doty could be there if it functions like a animal companion. When hes incapacitated or "not there" Doty can only use specific actions like dodge

[@ijustdontcare]

that freeze-frame to allow Matt to run over and grab the orignal Bigby's Hand mini was both funny and genuinely heartwarming. Just, the way they all knew the importance of using the original mini for nostalgia's sake. It made my critter heart happy.

[@DrakeAurum]

Yeah, I'm glad we had a pause rather than a paws.

[@violent___serenity]

One time that I was happy it wasn’t live.

[@aliciacordero8399]

Even better watching the recording of them trying to maintain the freeze frame

[@coburn8810]

A pause to retrieve the paw

[@maryhales4595]

I can’t even read “Bigby’s Hand” without hearing Sam yelling “BIGBY’S HAAAAAAAAAAAND”

[@GaeFootballClub]

im sure Liam loves Caleb with all his heart, but you can feel just how much fun Liam is having as Vax again

[@SapStary]

Not having any bonus actions up until the final boss fight was definitely sucking the fun out of him as Caleb.

[@barrymadden6860]

Of course he was having fun, he was cheating ridiculously. Not only was he wearing 2 vestiges, but he was attuned to 4 items. And for some reason even after his haste was dispelled he kept doing action, action, bonus action. I love Liam, mostly for the way he doesn't meta game, but I was really disappointed with his choices in this one.

[@HetHermannetje]

Agree 100%. Loved how they were having fun but was reminded how much I always hated Vax. He was always powergaming a lot, doing things he shouldn't be able to do. Like switching daggers for his main hand mid attack. And he pouts when someone manages to hit him

[@AHDBification]

@@HetHermannetje I really thought Vac was a weird choice since in their last Battle Royale he didn't even want his mini on the board and would text Matt his movements and actions.

[@littlereading4528]

honestly props to tal for playin not only two chars but then playing molly at lvl 15 for like the first time

[@maudphilippot1363]

I know right? not only switiching, but switching between a) a character he has not played in ages and b) one he has not levelled up with, must have been real tough, kuddos to him

[@DevilWearsAdidas]

@@maudphilippot1363 ** 2 characters he hasnt played in ages.

[@nuru666]

Would you expect anything less from an Eldritch Being such as our Lord and Master Taliesin?

[@sick0child]

@@maudphilippot1363 not only that, but they were using the updated version of the bloodhunter I believe, which I doubt taliesan has even seen, and is pretty different from the original he did play

[@deffdefying4803]

@@sick0child Thankfully the new version is a lot better than the one he used to play, so it was consequently more forgiving

[@LopsidedMirage42]

Percy literally popped into existence next to this lady he's never seen and just machine guns into her while she catches his bullets and then his gun breaks.

[@TheReaver1234]

Sounds about right for his luck

[@TrairFrair]

Alright, now I need to watch this video!

[@gamegirlcz1697]

Expositor Lionette, meeting the Taldorei council: WAIT NO FUCK- Percy: IT'S FUCKING YOU!

[@looneypersoney]

@@gamegirlcz1697 all out war 😂

[@WintersMinion]

@@gamegirlcz1697 Well Percy did say he liked Beau

[@stars1941]

"Oh you one of them rich boys?" "Oh yes" One of the best bits of interaction this one shot

[@touchdom]

As seen in the chat: "Why yes I am filthy rich"

[@deepseafish257]

Percy and Beau had the best interactions, hands down. Percy: "Well, you seem like fun." *shoots Beau* Beau catches the bullet Percy: "Interesting! Can you do that with the other hand?" *shoots again* Beau catches the second bullet too Percy: "That's so impressive!" *shoots for a third time*

[@TheGoldenJay637]

Beau : *reduce all the damage from a Bad News shot* Percy : *frustrated* "I like you."

[@AwesomeAsadaf]

Rich kid spectrum! On one end, Beau, the rich kid that rebels against her family's status On the other, Percy, the rich kid that completely embraces it

[@jet-fury]

@@touchdom where

[@Rillivid]

Beau:"You one of those rich boys?" Percy: "Oh yes" Then immediately Beau channeling the inner Ozymandias with that bullet catch at 2:25:45 Percy: "Interesting can you do that with the other hand?" Beau:*Catches with the other hand* *Percy proceeds to action surge to fire every remaining bullet possible until it fucking jams* One of my favorite interactions lmao

[@thundercrash4775]

The cherry on top is later on: "Oh, I like you."

[@severalpigeons6946]

Well, you know what they say: If at first you don't succeed, try, try again, and again, and again,

[@AdrianVM19]

The Percyest moment to ever Percy

[@MegaRemington13]

I feel like that just cemented how MVP Beau was in this fight, from stunlocking all three of VM to veritably shutting down Percy's damage in his strongest round.

[@CunningLingu1st]

@@MegaRemington13I always think back to the Grog, Scanlan, Vax vs Earthbreaker Groon

[@joeyjoyce8917]

I love how they changed Taliesin place on the screen depending on who he was playing

[@testfire3000]

That was so great! I loved this fight.

[@shambhvilokre]

The first time that happened, I screamed-

[@alexfirefly1956]

We need a Round 2 with VM Grog, Vex, and Keyleth vs. M9 Yasha, Caleb, and Caduceus with Tarry/Veth as the Wildcard!

[@melvinlinderoth7108]

Omg I forgot about Tary they can actually do it and have all new characters!

[@criticallol3039]

I support this fully. Although a raging Grog and Keyleth, those are some heavy hitters.

[@harveyy8387]

Yessssssssss

[@alexfirefly1956]

@@criticallol3039 True, but Yasha packs a mad punch as well and Caduceus is a support beast. Not even taking Caleb being kind of a secondary healer because of Polymorph into account. And don't forget, VM will have a harder time actually killing Yasha than the M9 will have killing Grog because of the Zealots Rage beyond Death! In any case, that battle will certainly be as exiting and entertaining as this fight was.

[@Valiant_Requiem]

I think that's actually the plan!

[@user-ci3nj9rb3f]

16:10 Ashley: “Natural 1, maybe I got it out of the way” Narrator: She in fact did not get it out of the way.

[@grumdiddlydoo3559]

Rational thinking tells me it doesn't matter. But I swear She wills these dice to be low with her hesitation and fearful nature on the situation. I just watch her full of doubt and concern and like a self full-filling prophecy she gets what she dreads. ;[ Does Ashely have Will Wheaton vibes?

[@katbeaudin4229]

"I'm gonna use my Pike dice!"

[@samreid6010]

@@katbeaudin4229 or “I’m going to use my Yasha wisdom save die!”

[@bionicdragon5]

Matt: "We're gonna do an interdimensional, badass team deathmatch! It'll be great!" Rest of the Cast: "Orgy it is, then!" Matt: *"NO!"*

[@apino9754]

(Like the vine/meme) Matt: "What do you want(have)?" Rest of the cast: "AN ORGY!" Matt: "NO!"

[@BNOBNO14]

Literally where my mind went lol. I wanted to write the same thing lol.

[@jasonvonderlage8735]

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[@Zanaro97]

somehow talesin is dressed up as percy, molly, and himself. all at once and im not surprised

[@enwarrior8163]

He looks amazing.

[@Lurklen]

I would 100% wear his outfit, the man has style in all his incarnations.

[@enwarrior8163]

@@dontmindmejustlurking4012 indeed.

[@dontmindmejustlurking4012]

@@enwarrior8163 lol my phone was acting up😅

[@MinersLoveGames]

When you're simultaneously existing in five different dimensions like he is, it's not that difficult.

[@bcrich327]

The only thing I'm sad about is that Ashley wasn't playing Yasha for the fanart of a black-winged-Vax clashing with a white-winged-Yasha mid-air

[@IceKyuubi]

yeah that'd be cool. I want to see that now as fanart!

[@RayzenMayher]

We'll hopefully get God of Thunder-Yasha clashing blades with Unstoppable Juggernaut-Grog though which is also amazing

[@IceKyuubi]

@@RayzenMayher yeah but 1 thing i'm worried about on that fight is Yasha took the Undying Rage thing meaning when she finally runs out of HP, she's still fighting even in death. I don't think Grog had something like that

[@RayzenMayher]

@@IceKyuubi He has more HP and I think one more attack per turn though. Plus there would be all the other players too so it still would be chaos

[@thedarklyevergrandchannel7700]

@@IceKyuubi he does in fact have something to keep him going. relentless rage would technically let him go for three more turns after hitting 0 because he can feasibly hit the 10 15 and 20 dc easily.

[@StarlitSunLight]

I love when they were like “we voted to see who would be the most dangerous and everyone said jester, but they were wrong. It’s just Laura”

[@lalormassarowe6743]

She was.

[@logancuster8035]

For real, when designing the fight I think they reasoned “let’s put a Cleric on both sides! That will be fair!” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Ashtarte3D]

While it was funny the biggest problem for VM was definitely Beau. Chain stunning them was just so good.

[@DerailedWingnut]

I would’ve answered Beau just because stun is so broken in 5e.

[@captin3149]

@@DerailedWingnut Sam's constant comments about monks makes me wonder if he may play one for campaign 3....?

[@ShaggyRogers1]

The idea of the Percy/Molly switch like this is actually so fking genius. It accommodates the odd number of players while making it so neither team is unfairly balanced. The gem gives the regular team members something to fight over as a boon, and the odd man out still gets to play the whole time without feeling like they are unfairly beating the other team. You don't force Tal to sit on the bench nor give him a reason to feel bad for making the fight unfair. His job is to fuck up people, the others get to fight over who he gets to fuck up/how.

[@xaderalert]

And they can do it again if they ever do the other half of each team. Sam can switch between Terry and Nott/Veth

[@Nozdormu1982]

I think the biggest issue here is the fact that players can get knocked out permanently. If they ever do something like this again, the knocked out player should just respawn. It makes it less punishing and also means players are more likely to go for kills as it isn't game ending.

[@darkestlight660]

@@Nozdormu1982 eh? i mean-its sorta the whole point lol. Maybe there'd be like a "first to x amount of kills" but that feels so video gamey even for a one shot

[@Nozdormu1982]

@@darkestlight660 It isn't fun? I recently played a game with my cousin and a bunch of friends and due to my friend being the traitor, he was ultimately sitting watching his phone for 2 hours.

[@darkestlight660]

@@Nozdormu1982 lmao that was your experience and sure Sam seemed disappointed but Ashley was having fun with it. Projecting is projection

[@ozpin8329]

The joy that Travis shows when Talesin speaks as Percy for the first time gives me life.

[@zoddmark5873]

It's great, he was always one of the biggest Percy fanboys, even encouraging his wife to romance him XD

[@MidnightClad8]

The whole scene of Fjord standing up after getting eviscerated by Vax to then slowly walk up to two gnomes trying to be friendly then gets his Thunder Step countered to then fart out a marine layer just for Pike to be staring at him is literally so fucking on brand with Fjord

[@ForeverWog]

Humiliation Conga!

[@benh2339]

Honestly I was so afraid Fjord would get downed first and early on cause that feels very on brand and even though Travis is a really good sport, he seemed to be having so much fun I didn't want him to die early. Thankfully the tides turned almost immediately and Fjord got the comeback he deserved. I honestly didn't expect Scanlan to die so quickly and especially didn't expect Beau to pretty much singlehandedly take down Vox Machina.

[@ASquared544]

@@benh2339 Oh yeah... Beau did do that huh. I guess she just made Percy completely useless because Jester and Fjord chose to hide a bunch so Percy could only shoot the gal who could catch bullets and just be unaffected.

[@dtczyk8976]

And yet he never even went down!

[@sagescribe_]

@@benh2339 guess that last feat he took before the fight against Cognouza really made him... Fjord Tough

[@Blue_Lunacy]

I love how Fjord's character art has a big blue heart tattoo on the shoulder with Jester name in it :D.

[@ashleycook6025]

Ahhhhh.......the artist has claimed her territory.

[@actor765]

I wish caduceus had been in this fight so like...vax hides and gets like 29... and with his passive perception, Taliesin is like "you see that weird bone pidgeon over there?"

[@yuki97kira]

Headcanon cad is just chilling at home watching this

[@actor765]

@@yuki97kira thats just how high his perception is

[@samreid6010]

@@yuki97kira nah, Cad got transported into the crowd of demons watching the fight and just sat there enjoying his cup of tea. He just kinda checked out as soon as the orgy conversation started

[@brandendierker5873]

Hes like "oh wow, they must have pissed off someone incredibly powerful. Well... they probably earned this so thats ok. Its better to take care of these things right away.. so.. thats goood. Oh no, they arent stick together, always use the buddy system." And then he keeps complimenting Vox Machina when they do something badass and worth mentioning. When scannlon is stunned for 3 or 4 turns and dies 16 times Cad just feels for him "thaaats rough. Im sorry"

[@pinkymii072]

caduceus just invites him over for a cup of tea and the fight ends

[@dragnoxio]

There's so much brutality that's borderline beyond the Mighty 9's personalities. I love it. Fjord almost dropped Pike into lava. Bau ripped Scanlans throat out. Jester used a 4th level healing spell. Insane how far these characters have come when thrown into a demonic fighting pit.

[@kleberleite4006]

I loved How the brutality of Jester is the fact that she healed someone

[@iwillcry]

I always saw Fjord and Beau as the ruthless ones in m9. Fjord was willing to sacrifice allies, Beau murdered a dude with acid etc.

[@talleywa5772]

@@iwillcry and the way he wasted Zorin was pretty nasty too

[@iwillcry]

@@talleywa5772 when the stakes are high enough fjord turns ice cold!

[@AdamEspersona]

@@iwillcry And the thing is... Beau didn't WANT to kill that guy with acid, but had no choice when he was woken up. In this instance, since mercy was punishable, it's here that she could indeed be merciless. The way I see it, "Thunder Beau" is what happens when the one who normally only has a small percentage of her kills be against other humanoids ends up going full Cobra Kai. No mercy. Otherwise, no, Beau is nowhere near as ruthless as Fjord would be.

[@elliot2331]

I love the disparity between Travis in just a t-shirt and Liam in full cosplay.

[@willnelson9906]

and liam is like "please, punch the mask off me, pleaaassseee" so he can have an excuse to get it off,

[@Losaren]

he could have just taken that mask off, but alas, he is a theatre kid

[@danilooliveira6580]

I think Twitch would have a problem with him playing without a shirt.

[@morgan9660]

@@danilooliveira6580 laura certainly wouldn’t

[@trzynasty909]

@@danilooliveira6580 literal bikini jacuzzi 'streams' would disagree

[@stephenborge9251]

I absolutely love that Fjord was near death and teleported next to Jester, his cleric, and Jester went: "Oh hi, you look awful... welp, see ya!" and teleported away.

[@BootyCrusader]

Yeah, it’s a shame Caduceus wasn’t there to actually do some healing…

[@buchling1]

Peak Mighty Nein

[@Star_on_a_Staff]

his cleric and his GIRLFRIEND

[@laurens.6940]

@@BootyCrusader still won tho

[@belbelbel]

I love that I had to keep reminding myself that, despite feeling like people were missing, all the cast was actually there and it was purposefully half the characters.

[@Zlittlepenguin]

I know I was like “it’d be so much more fun if Sam were here playing nott… wait! He is here!” Lol

[@thespankmyfrank]

I definitely kept wondering where Grog was lol, especially when Pike "mistook" Fjord for him a bunch.

[@rosalie4509]

I keep looking for Caleb lol🥲

[@rebharky]

Exactly what I’ve been thinking this entire episode😂

[@Marigold11037]

Yes! This is giving me such unsettling flashbacks to episodes where some of the cast can't make it, but they're all there! (I know this comment is two years old but I only just finished the campaign)

[@MrVidau]

Imagine when they finish campaign 7 and it's one character from each campaign in a free-for-all... See you all in 2035.

[@myveryunprofessionalvideop5830]

My money would be on Keyleth given what we know so far

[@hankfrance4559]

more like 2040s

[@sammisawommy6940]

@@myveryunprofessionalvideop5830 Unless someone plays another Druid, yeah. Then it would be a Druid off

[@brianchism8750]

That would be rad… but honestly I’d just be hoping I could root for caleb widogast

[@SuperLycan13]

I'll be there

[@telosladd7706]

Matt’s got an image in my brain now of Caleb and keyleth dishing out spells, yasha and grog fist fighting, veth and vex shooting arrows and bolts, and talesin having another mental breakdown.

[@nono-ch8oy]

It'd be hilarious watching Sam switch from Veth to Tarry.

[@KumaoftheForest]

Hopefully it happens

[@tkthetank]

I would love to see another person DM the one shot with Tal as Cadeuces and Matt as Allura

[@JonesyBoi215]

that's a much better match up imo. Yasha, Caleb, Cad VS Grog, Keyleth, Vex with Veth/Tarry wildcard. M9 wins again

[@lars2mole]

@@JonesyBoi215 if they can keep Caleb up long enough. Squishy wizards are squishy

[@tucan6376]

everyone dressing up, meanwhile Taliesin is just here in his casual outfit

[@jessegd6306]

Matt kinda lookin like he's slightly possessed by Taliesin. It's in the eyes.

[@ForeverWog]

He’s wearing his human skin today.

[@GeneralMrDeath]

I thought this was Taliesin’s pyjamas?

[@SunShadow878]

This was my favorite comment

[@PrettyGuardian]

If someone doesn't send me fan art of Fjord in his backless chaps I'm going to be incredibly disappointed in the critter community.

[@MyRegularNameWasTaken]

Percival's six shots against Beau was an absolutely phenomenal interaction, those two need to meet more often.

[@goose1415]

Now that we have Percy in campaign 3 and the Cerberus Assembly is involved I'm hoping at some point they both meet

[@iantkach6640]

Percy: "Interesting, can you do that with the other hand?" Beau: *Catches with the other hand* Percy: "Right, fuck this shit." *action surges to fire every remaining bullet possible until the gun fucking jams*

[@gideans]

thank you for the spoiler @@goose1415

[@JohnVanderbeck]

What's insane is in BG3 you actually deflect every shot, not just the first.

[@emilymartin5418]

@@goose1415 SPOILER TAG PLEASE!

[@TheWindwall]

I love that Taliesin is basically a seige weapon that's under temporary control by either side.

[@KarmicKnight97]

Me too. It probably made things more balanced by having him be the one to flip because both Molly and No Mercy Percy are both absolute beasts. Unless of course Percy rolls like shit the entire night that is😁

[@pizzedahff3127]

But poor Percy got shut down on his first, worst, round. Monks, Jesus Christ.

[@MmMm-sf7pe]

@@KarmicKnight97 Percy's dice were the real stone cold killers of the episode, like damn

[@sick0child]

@@MmMm-sf7pe should've brought back that damned die he had in VM originally haha

[@khaldrakon]

@@sick0child if I remember correctly, Matt confiscated it between campaigns and then "lost" it

[@masongeorgia9617]

Scanlan's limerick about the Mighty Nein just about brought a tear to my eye with how much respect was put into it, thank you Scanlan.

[@Logan_Baron]

Just realized that it's kind of appropriate that with the partial groups we get Fjord, Jester, and Beau, as they were a group during the first episode before combining with the others.

[@madjax6613]

Ok hear me out, when Beau went "You?!" when she saw Molly, and his response was "What did you expect?", made me think that this Mollymauk is from a timeline where Lorenzo never killed him, he survived and kept adventuring with the nine until he got to the level we see in play here, so his confusion to why Beau is surprised to see him is because to him, he practically sees her on a daily basis, so there's no reason for anyone else to have shown up.

[@hsmoscout]

ouch this Hurts to think about lol i saw it as a "where did you expect me to end up" cuz the last time they saw each other he was dying and now they're in hell together lmao

[@Selfish_Neurotic]

That is also incredibly apt.

[@romxxii]

So he came from the timeline where Ronin did not bring news from the womb?

[@betteryou7hanme]

exactly my thoughts.

[@junezhang6267]

This is so sad. JESUS.

[@lorziewhelp9136]

Beau: “oh you’re one of those rich boys?” percy: “✨oh yes✨”

[@laurenreese6462]

tbf though so is she

[@chesh05]

@@laurenreese6462 Wine money from a family that essentially disowned her and sent her off to "Military School" dooooesn't quite equate to the guy who owns his own castle.

[@WardNightstone]

I could see a scenario where instead of the cobalt reserve Beau got sent to the WHitestone military academy and became a gunslinger mentored by Percy

[@lorziewhelp9136]

@@WardNightstone i 100% see that happening

[@laurenreese6462]

@@chesh05 not just his own castle but also most of the world's residuum

[@rosenrot234]

Now just imagine if Mollymauk made it to this level in campaign 2. His moves with Beau would have made a terrifying combo.

[@toshomni9478]

It would have been very different without Caduceus' heals and debuffs though so maybe they wouldn't even have all survived.

[@gina7263]

@@toshomni9478 or jester would've been forced to heal a lot more hahaahahahahaha

[@willnelson9906]

@@toshomni9478 someone said it on tumblr, but a big theme for Tal this campaign was "i'm gonna debuff as much as possible" he chose all of mollys blood maledicts/curses in a way where it'd fuck with his opponents, just like with caduceus.

[@rowgesage936]

now i really wanna see someone play a bloodhunter next campaign

[@arykaas]

@@rowgesage936 well ... seems like a lot of us would like an Order of the lycan Travis :)

[@AurasFeel]

I'm just hoping for the sequel so we can have Grog and Yasha's WWE Smackdown.

[@incitingariot9925]

Grog wins. Titanstone knuckles and unrelenting rage ftw

[@Technowizrd]

I give it to Grog 100%. He’ll kill her and then a simple 1st level sleep will bypass the Rage Beyond Death

[@isaac8734]

@@incitingariot9925 yasha has rage beyond death and relentless rage she literally can not die !

[@likeanana1650]

Yeeeeeehh

[@kronos1794]

@@isaac8734 If Grog gets the Sword of Kas I think divine word kill can technically kill Yasha. It just says if she's below 20 she dies instantly.

[@argi_a]

I've never actually watched campaign 1, so I knew Liam was a crazy cool rogue and all but this is really the first time I fully realize the WHIPLASH he must have gotten going from THAT to a squishy human wizard with a 15 ac and not even 100 hp

[@BadgerPride89]

lmao, caleb was rocking an 11/12 ac for half the campaign, poor kid XD

[@quantumofzentrix2748]

Oh you don't even realise the irony😂.vax didn't crack a 100 hp till way late ing the campaign, maybe not till they beat thordak I can't remember

[@literallyjustgrass]

@@quantumofzentrix2748 rogues do get uncanny dodge and evasion at lvl 5 and 7 respectively, and their ac can get relatively high as well, so they can dodge quite a bit of damage

[@dexter2392]

I mean, Caleb literally has wish, time stop, disintegrate and a lot of other busted spells

[@quantumofzentrix2748]

@@dexter2392 not in this battle, his max level would be 8th level, but still tremendously powerful

[@arcaneprofessor125]

After watching this, I now want an entire post campaign two mini series where Beau goes to Whitestone on behalf of the Cobalt Soul to help the De Rolo’s investigate something (maybe residuum) and we get a whole “buddy cop” style show featuring Beau’s and Percy’s interactions with each other.

[@Zombiewithabowtie]

Did you just pitch Rush Hour: Exandria?

[@druid_zephyrus]

@@Zombiewithabowtie I did not know I needed this.

[@davidbergfors6820]

Yes please!

[@pebble_highleaf]

@@Zombiewithabowtie More like Whitestone 99.

[@mistamemewide]

@@Zombiewithabowtie OH MY GOD BEAU IS JACKIE CHAN LMFAOOOO

[@Clone-rb6vo]

I love Percy so much. Beau: deflects the missiles Percy: oh interesting, can you do it again? *shoots FIVE MORE TIMES* lmao

[@warlockarcher]

timestamp?

[@joelawson396]

@@warlockarcher around 2:23:00

[@Delilah_Anne]

If all five had hit I would’ve laughed so hard lmao

[@markbole3569]

I don't know the rules, but it annoys me that Beau's deflect missiles avoids necrotic and lightning damage. That seems stupid. It should only negate non magical damage.

[@TheWonkster]

@@markbole3569 if the magic relies on the physical projectile making meaningful contact, then slapping it away would prevent it.

[@MrMcp1995]

Percy: You don't stand a chance. We ALL have vestiges. Fjord: That may be so, but unfortunately for you, we have a monk.

[@willnelson9906]

and a jester,

[@ASquared544]

@@willnelson9906 (Yeah. tbh that Invoke Duplicity trick was super underrated and clever. Sucks that she never used Cloak of Shadows or Mirror Image, those would've been super clutch several times.)

[@davidbeppler3032]

Dope ass Monk shit! FTW! (I hate monks in my games)

[@sirleflurrz4558]

Yeah, Beau made that whole battle pretty boring cuz of the stun locks..

[@ASquared544]

@@sirleflurrz4558 Idk, I was very entertained by the stun locks, due to the tension of “Will he save or not? Will this kill them?” Etc. But I understand if other people were bored by the stuns.

[@danacarajb]

This kinda highlighted how underrated Fjord's tankyness is. The whole of Vox Machina's team was targeting him from the get go and he just took it so that the other two went undamaged for a so long. His healing and locking down the casters in fog was a major contributor to their success.

[@christopherarmstrong8255]

Hard disagree. If Percy had actually targeted Fjord instead of Beau, and used Sharpshooter when targeting Fjord and not used Sharpshooter when targeting Beau, this battle would have gone very differently (Tal's bad rolls notwithstanding).

[@danacarajb]

@@christopherarmstrong8255 there is a reason he didnt do this. Line of sight. Between fjords teleports and creation of cover, on top of the many methods of temp hp creation, percy's shot wouldng have been nearly as effective against fjord than beau. Atleast by targeting beau, he drains her most limited resource

[@stephensommers4628]

"My husband is attacking my boyfriend" pinnacle Laura Bailey right here folks.

[@foriarez944]

Not a single dull moment in Laura Bailey's harem.

[@julian7247]

My husband is attacking my husband who is also my boyfriend

[@SeerOfTime577]

Yes.

[@elyukayee123]

Polyam be like…

[@ink7761]

@@elyukayee123 I hope polycule members aren't attacking each other lol.

[@thepillowcase]

Holy moly Percy versus Beau deflecting is so insane. How he can do so much and she can just catch them. Awesome

[@lorelai5401]

This was what I wanted to see and I am glad that it happened

[@kaitlynwickham6237]

I was so hyped to see Beau vs Percy, and it was so damn worth it!

[@eleutheros7216]

I had so many theories about this one shot, but this aesthetic was NOT EXPECTED AT ALL

[@SatyreIkon]

Same, but I LOVE IT 💜

[@WereDictionary]

It fits the Thunderdome theme they were joking about in the opening. :D

[@helios566]

100% it was Arty talking shit about some Devils favorite adventuring crew Vox Machina and so the Devil said my dad can beat up your dad.

[@SoftFryMildlyOverSalted]

Congrats you now have 420 likes!

[@bumblewyn]

ashley, every time she attacks: i'm so sorry, i feel so bad liam, when he _gets attacked:_ YEAH!! NICE!!!

[@zoddmark5873]

I need more Percy and Beau interaction in my life. No matter what characters they play Tal and Marisha always have such a fun time sizing each other up :D

[@willnelson9906]

"oh, i like you, can you do it again?"

[@hawheckint]

Exactly!!! I desperately want more Beau and Percy interaction-

[@zoddmark5873]

And I feel like it's going to be a similar situation if they do a part 2 with Caduceus and Keyleth. Keyleth being a druid with Melora's staff and Cad being Melora's favourite, what could possibly go wrong???

[@jasonreed7522]

That interaction gave me flashbacks to the knoll mines, where patient defense and deflect missles turned beau into the ultimate front liner.

[@benmiller537]

Just after break and I suddenly realized that despite not knowing who I want to root for, but I definitely want a tiny red weasel to crawl up on Vax and transform into Arty as it starts choking him.

[@greenquartz]

😂Yes!

[@davidbergfors6820]

Read this and liked it, then a second later I realized the relevance: "Oh, shit!"

[@roboticd]

Thank you! I was waiting the whole fight for a sprinkle/vax joke and nothing...

[@echoc7213]

"Dammit not again!"

[@jelmerpanman7450]

This is really weird: even though the entire cast is there, it still feels like only half of them really are...

[@tykirtland]

I know right! I kept on thinking "oh wow it'll be cool if they did another one to have all of the cast here" XD

[@RM_3D]

@@tykirtland would be funny if they played both their characters and they try to kill them selves xD

[@spinycreature]

@@RM_3D I thought that's what this was gonna be and was pretty unsure as to how this whole episode would work lol

[@keslytomaz6328]

that is acting at its finest

[@mega1232]

SPOILERS FOR CAMPAIGN 2: I love how Molly's appearance here mirrors his entire campaign 2 run: makes a flashy entrance, does some damage, fjord (almost) screws him over in combat, uses some truly crazy unique skills that hints at something greater, taken away just when his groups start to get into a good rhythm , and then appears at the end but doesn't do anything and just adds SO MUCH SASS.

[@notime2explainn]

Tldr: Fjord stabs a british man so hard he turns into an Irish tiefling

[@emmettenglish1537]

As an Irish person I hope this doesn't hurt that easily in reverse. I'm happy being Irish and in the EU. Don't hit me that hard I become British and I get kicked out of the EU 😂😂😂

[@conorocallaghan9493]

@@emmettenglish1537 I can concur the same feeling

[@blahblahghost]

@@emmettenglish1537 An awful fate it would be, to become british.

[@cm5061]

Is this not what happened

[@RosiePosie-el3lj]

@@blahblahghost The forgotten Kafka story.

[@oddfreaks6452]

I get chills every time Taliesin chuckles or laughs manically, he wins either way in this fight.

[@richardterrell140]

Matt: THAT WAS NOT THE ARRANGEMENT

[@aus__]

why isn’t this pinned

[@sof_t_]

God I forgot how much I love Percy's first action Just *appears, fires at you point blank three times, absolutely BOOKS it up the wall*

[@bigsiskrishere]

Love that damaged Fjord puffed out Marine Layer like a scared jellyfish squirting ink 😂

[@Heyjay1977]

Jellyfish and ink? Somethings wrong there. I get what you meant tho. 👍

[@dragonwithamonocle]

@@Heyjay1977 He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.

[@Kaasari]

Damn, Molly is terrifying at level 15! And he only got two rounds in! Such a delight to see him at a higher level.

[@philkovach948]

That combo with Beau would have been brutal

[@justshane9027]

Either way... Tal wins, all according to his plan lol

[@incitingariot9925]

The eldritch overlord Taliesin Jaffee. We must be respectful to him.

[@essentailoilsbyjane3674]

his long game was play 3 characters for better odds

[@r.f.switch5847]

Only a god can face a god.

[@willnelson9906]

i mean he still "won" but like, the sheer number of nat 1s he had that game took a toll, i'd like to think somewhere, wil wheaton just won the lottery,

[@r.f.switch5847]

@@willnelson9906 The problem is, if Wil does that, it's like Tsunade from Naruto winning a lottery.... Nothing good can come of that.

[@erichfiedler1481]

With Legend of Vox Machina Season 2 underway and the announcement of a Mighty Nein animated series in the future, I think it's time to revisit this as a fun animated crossover short

[@julioalbinati3879]

I like how Matt appreciate all classes. Whenever some class use their signature moves, we hear ", man!".

[@Mitchy-qw8no]

Fighter man!

[@RayzenMayher]

And Travis being the fucking HYPE man as always. Love how he get's amazed by everything the other characters do

[@Acekhan201]

Everyone else: That F***ing monk!!!

[@TurbosmoothOperator]

5e is pretty well designed in that regard. Except Rangers 😂

[@fourganger88]

@@TurbosmoothOperator in combat, Rangers are better than Monks, by a country mile. Even before the buffs they got with Tasha's.

[@JackMarsk]

So the cage was surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of lawful evil, fiendish imps of all sizes and shapes all cackling maniacally at the cast? Did Matt just make it canon that Twitch chat was watching this fight take place?

[@K_i_t_t_y84]

I nearly spat my drink-! 😂🤣

[@peevester9987]

HA!

[@Mutant_X98]

Gawd DAYUM

[@philmcbride3424]

This comment wins

[@WardenPlays]

Considering how toxic twitch chat was that night Yes

[@joehales6153]

I really appreciate Travis's sportsman ship when he was commanded to protect...

[@uktobar4336]

i second this, and just want to add that they all seemed to only use information their characters would have.

[@cranederoc]

@@uktobar4336 I would take objection to that, seing as Liam was a bit metagamey with the imp especially, but oh well as long as everybody is having fun that's fine

[@VitaeLibra]

@@cranederoc I mean Matt described the imp as having a glow in his belly that matched the glow of the gem. And it came from the hut that the gem was in. Vax isn't an idiot

[@Abelhawk]

Technically, he shouldn't have been affected by the _command_ spell since tyrannosaurs cannot understand language.

[@VitaeLibra]

@@Abelhawk isn't fjord still in there? And that's how he understood it? Or I guess not since he used the T Rexs int. But then again that one time they (spoiler spoiler spoiler) polymorphed the dragon turtle it could still talk/return the message

[@nothx8790]

reposting timestamps 1:20 Intro cinematic 1:40 Episode Starts, character intros 4:15 Setting things up 10:50 MORTAL KOMBAT 12:25 We didn’t raise quite enough money to get the orgy one-shot 14:15 Beau vs. Vax rolloff 15:40 Pike must roll bad initiative 16:50 Prep actions 18:15 Freeze frame for Bigby’s Hand 20:20 Setup Ends, battle begins 22:45 Vax still has boots of haste 24:00 Scanlan is just Sam’s voice 27:05 Fjord rides Scanlan’s hand 31:30 Scanlan’s first song (It Wasn’t Me) (I miss having a bard) 33:25 Jester and Fjord are into each other 36:40 A new player enters 38:50 Jester’s dramatic death scene 40:05 No mercy Percy 45:55 Welcome back, King 48:35 Vax is a horror monster 58:10 Pike, you have to help Fjord 1:00:05 Sailor’s connection 1:04:20 Scanlan’s second song (Mrs. Robinson) 1:10:20 Jester is secretly not even in this battle 1:26:50 Molly turns it up to 11 1:31:15 Doors come for VM once again 1:32:45 Scanlan likes privacy 1:33:10 Scanlan’s third song (What a girl wants) 1:35:20 Beau can’t hit a guy with glasses 1:37:40 Cutting words 1:40:00 Hungry imp 1:47:20 Break Starts 1:58:30 Art Montage 2:02:20 Break Ends (trying to hit Vax) 2:10:45 Travis wants to limit the stupid 2:12:05 Fjurassic Park 2:14:50 Stunned Scanlan 2:16:40 Matt summarizes what Jester saw 2:21:35 Cure wounds up the butt 2:23:15 Percy meets Beau (gay Ben Franklin) 2:29:35 What happens to Percy when Molly appears 2:42:50 Shooting health potions 2:46:55 Scanlan’s letter to his daughter (and all daughters) 2:47:50 Fatality 2:50:35 No mercy Beau 2:56:00 Scanlan’s spiritual turn 2:58:20 No mercy Laura 2:58:50 Scanlan haunts Jester 3:01:20 You can trust Jester 3:03:30 Laura the competitive mom 3:06:30 Call a paleontologist 3:12:55 Protecc 3:15:10 Bury Sam in this outfit 3:19:20 Sam has already checked out 3:20:20 Laura is the most dangerous 3:24:20 The afterlife is just hanging out with Scanlan 3:26:50 Dead Scanlan negs Percy 3:35:50 Ashley Ally’s her death save roll 3:41:10 Fjord finishes up 3:46:15 Scanlan and Pike are having a good time 3:47:45 Bondage Vax 3:50:10 Marisha comes for Liam’s table 3:54:15 Scanlan’s limerick 3:56:20 Not real inspiration 4:00:40 HDYWTDT 4:03:45 Mask off 4:06:35 Reintroducing Vax to lava 4:11:35 Don’t run from Fjord 4:13:50 Chicken dinner 4:15:40 Everyone is back 4:19:35 Episode Ends

[@MannyD90]

Boost!! Omg I had to scroll too far to find this

[@TheSolitaryGrape]

Thank you!

[@MerryMoss]

"Reintroducing Vax to lava" 🤣

[@morganallen6259]

Thank you!!

[@tazmaster14]

Time Stamp - 45:49 and 1:23:21. Beau: "Caduceus? Is it going to be Caduceus? CADUCEUS!!" *Molly appears* Beau: "...You?!" Molly: "Well... What did ya expect? Help!" This right here REALLY explains how Beau views both Molly AND Caduceus.

[@lonebugget9949]

i think it was more that beau was expecting cad since he’s alive and still apart of the M9 (molly is technically alive but as kingsley), so she wasn’t expecting molly, who is dead, to come to the battle instead of the person who is still alive yk

[@MrPantslad]

I think Bo just wanted a healer

[@redpandax5752]

"Jester CAN heal" - Nott the brave

[@HinataElyonToph]

@@lonebugget9949 also makes me wonder wtf happened to kingsley

[@littlefurnace]

@@HinataElyonToph Tbh, I would imagine Kingsley hadn't been created at the point they filmed VM Vs M9. The final ep of c2 streamed a week before this one shot was posted, but I would guess the one shot was pre-recorded long before the end of the campaign.

[@Buffy_howe]

travis: i got backless chaps on. its hot in here. matt: it is now. best reply.

[@bishop6218]

I'm 100% sure that when all restrictions are lifted in California they're all gonna tear each other's clothes off and fuck themselves into oblivion (if it's not already done...)

[@MattMorency]

@@bishop6218 Nah, most/all of them are married. Travis in particular is VERY protective. They all did an interview in which they were all asked (except Travis and Laura) what it's like to be married to Laura Bailey. Most of the reactions were, "Travis/Laura/My spouse is going to kill me."

[@Not_An_EV]

I mean Laura's "Yeah baby" while looking at him like shes ready to tear his clothes off is a close second.

[@bishop6218]

@@MattMorency you seem to think that being married prevents people from swinging. That's cute...

[@MattMorency]

@@bishop6218 Not all people. Just these people. exhibit A: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hKHbgJaQhd95pLM Take it as you will.

[@ForbiddenTruthIX]

Marisha at 2:23:41: "Has Beau really seen a gun at this point?" Me: "Beau.. you were literally shot in the ass by one..."

[@johnblack8872]

Not to mention all the times Nott pulled it out lol

[@ShesAaRebel]

What I found really impressive about this fight was the way the Nein worked as a team to take down each VM member individually. Mollymaulk dispelling Scanlan was amazing. I wish he was on the field for longer. We only just got a taste of what he can do.

[@junezhang6267]

EXACTLY! I can’t believe he’s only on the field for less than an hour… I miss him so much.

[@RitzyYeti]

57:20 "I cast thunder step" "Oh I cast counterspell" I fucking love this moment so much

[@ripple-effect-mlp]

Shame that Fjord couldn't go, "Oh, great trick. I can do it, too. Counterspell." Oh well...

[@TheMrCYoung]

@@ripple-effect-mlp I was wondering that too, is it possible to counterspell someones counterspell when they are counterspelling your spell? xD

[@mattcrumbley4258]

@@TheMrCYoung It is! It's crazy, but it was clarified in a Sage Advice article a while back. It can spark a fun chain of counterspells that ruins everyone's day.

[@maryhales4595]

Travis: *yelling*

[@mythmaker26]

@@mattcrumbley4258 I know it’s been two months, but you can’t counterspell someone counterspelling your counterspell, because you’ve already used your reaction to counterspell the original spell.

[@renejaensch8723]

Death in campain: *rage/despair* Death in BR onshot: naked ghosts dancing in lava

[@Acekhan201]

"Dancing" lol.

[@rosiecooper8030]

@@Acekhan201 Horizontal Mambo

[@cm5061]

you’re not wrong tho

[@deathbykonami5487]

Yeah.... "dancing". Those ghosts were doing a lot more than dancing, bud.

[@nocrustashe]

Molly: *dies* Molly: *wakes up falling off a building in hell* Oh for fuck's sake!

[@deathbykonami5487]

Yeah but I think they mislabeled him, cause that was definitely Kingsley not Mollymauk

[@finngardiner5358]

@@deathbykonami5487 they say that wibbly time stuff is in effect. VM don't have the 20 or so years you would expect if they'd all been taken at the same time

[@creampuffswirl1265]

@@deathbykonami5487 Since the moment Matt mentions multiple timelines I like to think that this was in fact Molly and not Kingsley, but from an alternate timeline where Molly didn't die, allowing him to level up as well.

[@Ignorethis12345]

@@deathbykonami5487 He did mention that he was gone for awhile and there was a nice lounge so this is probably him from sometime between his death and Lucien coming back.

[@cm5061]

molly: what the KENTUCKY FRIED FUCK

[@Zanthosus]

"You heal 1d4. Unfortunately, your head's gone." Probably one of my favorite quotes I've heard in a while.

[@Cheesehead_Caleb]

Hopefully we'll see another one of these with the opposite half. Sam switching between Taryon Darrington and Veth with Tal being Caduceus

[@deffdefying4803]

Caduceus saying “no thank you” to one crit per round on average would be pretty clutch. Grave Clerics, man. They fuck.

[@kaitlynwickham6237]

@@deffdefying4803 Also imposing vulnerability to any damage. Can you imagine if that combos with Caleb's disintegrate?!

[@deffdefying4803]

@@kaitlynwickham6237 Disintegrate is an “all or nothing” save unfortunately, and a Dexterity one at that, so it’s unlikely to work most of the time. But, with something that is either an “all or half” save or even just an attack roll, a Cadleb team-up would be nasty as fuck

[@thatnerdcalledzanni3957]

@@kaitlynwickham6237 path to the grave only works on attack rolls. Disintegrate is a save. it would work with Veth's Sneak Attacks though.

[@kaitlynwickham6237]

Oh yeah, y'all are right.

[@xg1559]

OH SHIT WHEN TAL'S CAMERA SWITCHED SIDES

[@andrewpeli9019]

I am anxiously waiting for the other half of this so that Sam can finally achieve his life's dream of murdering Trinket.

[@1984shyam]

He achieved that with the grog one shot, It was glorious.

[@deffdefying4803]

@@1984shyam "idk i ate that meatball from scanlan then i *_fuckin' DIED..._* i don't wanna make any *_assumptions_* but..." - Travis, as Grog, as Trinket

[@oli.ferren]

That fact that Molly rolled a 9 on initiative... I... Its too perfect.

[@HinataElyonToph]

N E I N!!

[@levantdiggerus3473]

@@HinataElyonTophNEIN

[@castbet9183]

NEIN!!!

[@tachyba]

What a pitty Taliesin was the only one not to dress up, would love to see his costume for this one

[@Peter-hx3im]

Underrated comment.

[@Jeremycook_]

That's good. Maybe he dressed down to not overshadow his friends 😂

[@jonwoodson4971]

1:33:33 - Seeing Taliesin ask a clarifying question about your action and following it up with a maniacal laugh may be the most terrifying D&D experience possible.

[@droopybg]

I feel like he is the guy, who is not only able but also willing to break the game simply for the fun of it

[@Harlequin_Actor]

Marisha died from fall damage once and decided: "never again"

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

she became the anti-fall, aka a monk

[@Elidan1012]

Could also be a druid and just wild shape into something that can fly... 😋

[@someusername9591]

​@@Elidan1012 Preposterous

[@kingkasdin9767]

She could have morphed into something that could have enough HP so that she survived when damage carried over after transforming back. In her defense, she thought she was going to land in water and swim, she belly flopped as a goldfish on the rocks. or was it the water she hit?

[@utes5532]

@@kingkasdin9767 She took so much damage that nothing she could transform into could have tanked it. But she could have turned into something that can fly.

[@ironfist2505]

MN:”These guys are strong!” Beau:”Nothing a stunning strike can’t fix.”

[@gavinbailey36]

Yea ngl if I was Sam(I’m at 2:41:00) I would not be having fun, 2 rounds (at least rn) of doing jack all is not fun to me

[@helplmchoking]

@@gavinbailey36 Eh that's where your party comes into play (tougher in this case with such small parties), it opens up cool moments for other players and of course anything that feels super effective to bust out as a player tends to suck when it's used against you

[@Barthenn]

@@gavinbailey36 But its so cool when you do it to the enemy. Pathfinder 2e removed so many cool shit, beause player can't deal with being frightened and running away or stunned, they nerf all the cool shit.

[@dubbingsync]

Oh man that Wild Card system makes me really want to see how everyone else would have reacted. Especially Travis having to balance battle frenzy Grog with tactics heavy Fjord.

[@Logan_Baron]

It's hard to get back into playing a character you haven't for a long time, especially if you've played another character (or 2 ) since then. I'm amazed at how completely Tal is able to embody Percy so perfectly. The voice, the mannerisms, the personality.

[@nynkeandreae7008]

Well, he's also doing that voice for the animated series. I'm not sure if they are already in the recording stage, but even of they are not that far yet, I'm sure he has been practicing in preparation for that

[@Logan_Baron]

Good point, but (not to put down the others) Sam and Ashley aren't slipping into their old characters as well. Again that's not an insult to them as they are extremely talented, but it's a hard switch on the spot. Even for professional voice actors. Even if they are recording their scenes, they probably need to do warm ups and retakes to get it right.

[@bdletoast09]

*Lore Bard:* No trickery, no double crossing. *Trickster Cleric:* Never.

[@alleycat2297]

For real, Laura was INSANELY brilliant with Jester's positioning and use of duplicity there. She spent the majority of the fight being tucked away in her lil' gopher hole, out of most people's line of sight, all the while getting a bunch of solid hits in. Fantastic.

[@bdletoast09]

@@alleycat2297 I think it's spcifically highlighted by the fact that usually, everybody knows she's using Duplicity and the DM just has to RP the ennemy getting confused. But here, it was a secret between Laura and Matt so the opposing team and the audience were genuinely taken aback by the fact that this wasn't actually Jester.

[@JDStone-jg8cg]

@@bdletoast09 And if the second roll she did had been higher instead of the 4 she rolled we might not have known for longer. I'm fairly sure that role was to see how well she pretended to get hit. So if it had been a high roll then we might have believed that it was her and had taken damage and so might have caused more people to waste their action on her . . .

[@tovekauppi1616]

@@JDStone-jg8cg yeah, or if the attack had missed her

[@13wolfy13]

You know, if they put that crystal with both Percy and Molly in a necklace, it could be the Talison Talisman! Sorry I had to.

[@joaquinandrews2986]

...No comment

[@natashapowell4989]

Fucking brilliant 😂 I love it!

[@KristenWood317]

So...if we get the reverse later on it would be Team VM: Keyleth, Vex, Tary, Grog VS Team MN: Caleb, Nott, Cad, Yasha. I am down for Round 2...

[@willmcnally3388]

That Vox team comp is terrifying and yet my money is still on Yasha as she essentially has double hit points with Rage beyond death

[@mordirit8727]

I highly doubt it'd happen, but part of me would love to see the 2nd team-up have Tal playing Cad for M9 and his forgotten Dragonborn Paladin for VM xD Or maybe put Tal permanently on either VM or M9 and have Sam play Tary for VM and Veth for M9, just to shake things up a bit.

[@JackBarlowStudios]

@@mordirit8727 Tal’d permanently be Cad, with Sam switching between Tary and Veth, I’d assume.

[@AshenHawk96]

@@willmcnally3388 Yasha essentially has more than that. She LITERALLY cannot die from damage as long as she's raging, and she at level 15 can rage for 5 minutes, AKA 50 rounds of combat. The only way to kill her with raw damage is the "massive damage" rule which, if I understand it correctly, means that if she's perpetually at 0, you'd have to do more damage in a single attack than her HP max. Good luck doing that in a single hit against a raging barbarian at 15th level. So basically, they NEED to take her out without counting on damage, and Keylith is the only one of that comp who really can with something like Planeshift. And, since she's an Aasimar, she can pump her Healing Hands ability into herself after the fight ends and before her rage times out, so she doesn't die after her head clears. High-level Zealot Barbarians are bullshit.

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

The chaos of Caleb vs Kyleth and Cad vs Vex aren't to be forgotten either and having Sam as the wild card would be the best kind of chaos

[@Wooper160atThePond]

I love how when Molly appeared and he spoke from one half of the sentence to the end his accent shifted from Percy to Molly

[@newemotionfm]

I like when Molly appears in the air "Oh, for fucks sake!"

[@dansaunders1655]

4:14:05

[@Magaruis]

Can’t wait for the end of campaign 3 where we can have a 3 way fight after the Kickstarter for critical role land that raised enough money to buy an island.

[@Dawn10101]

2v2v2 with a wildcard

[@brotherjorge3]

I read that as “raised enough money to buy Ireland” and I thought to myself, “with these fans, I could see it.”

[@cranederoc]

Welcome... to Xhorhassic Park!

[@MarkEdwardRom]

@@cranederoc lol

[@isaac8734]

@@brotherjorge3 a couples fight Perchalia vs beuyasha vs sam and liam couple characters in C3 (cause come on you know its a long time coming on this one) with travis as a wildcard or even him dming it and matt wildcard with npcs

[@nicolaslehmann3084]

"You just saw a winged man scoop up the rock and then a T-Rex enters the frame" the absolute chaos of this fight is hilarious

[@WishGranted130]

Scanlan be like: "I get knocked down But I get up again. You are never gona keep me down"

[@JustPlayTheGame76]

Okay, this is my favorite comment because I was thinking the same thing. lol

[@Noon3rs]

BEAU: I’ll take that bet.

[@Pistol-ve6ji]

@@JustPlayTheGame76 dito

[@GBCxPrime]

“My husband is attacking my boyfriend” while her husband is her friend and her boyfriend is her husband. What a world, huh?

[@r.s.2890]

Friend goals/life goals. :)

[@Adkcosplay]

And her real husband is a fan of her and her other husband's relationship

[@brayidur]

@@Adkcosplay her husband is attacking her boyfriend whose her real life husband whose a fan of her and her in game husband.

[@kapitan19969838]

... what? 😅

[@beastslayer8729]

Well they're a polyamorous bunch, so it's not an issue.

[@johncraig8505]

Someone: uses a class ability Matt: "Rogues/Monks/Bards/Clerics/Paladins man..."

[@anthonydonnelly1157]

Players man

[@thegaspatthegateway]

he's right, too

[@snakeonthebus]

DMs man…

[@JJJJJJJJJAAAAAA]

There are no good classes, only good rolls.

[@johncraig8505]

@@JJJJJJJJJAAAAAA -Sun Tzu

[@scottshaw8864]

This reminds me why I like Travis so much. Even while getting pummeled he's asking if it should have been more damage instead of getting annoyed about it. Love his attitude.

[@pablomountford2965]

I was expecting Taliesin's coat to be reversible into Mollymauk's outfit as soon as Percy switched into Molly

[@kalamander8563]

Omg that would of been great

[@yggdra1477]

Damn that would have been amazing. He'd be literally turning coat

[@rickyrojas2500]

I feel like there was a little bit of dread in Matt’s eyes as Marisha was saying “Everyone should play a Monk”

[@literatouristin]

Just imagine a tavern brawl with a party of exclusively monks....

[@Sigh_Bold]

It's especially OP when she plays it because she uses more ki points than she is supposed to have.

[@SergeantBrowning]

@@Sigh_Bold a level 15 monk has 15 ki points. How exactly did she use too many? By my count she used 15.

[@Sigh_Bold]

@@SergeantBrowning I counted 5 uses of stunning strike. 3 step of the wind. 2 patient defence and 5 flurry of blows. Plus mind of mercury for 16 ki points used. Which 15 did you get?

[@ruthbradley1981]

@@Sigh_Bold the second patient defence, she realised she hadnt used her action so she took the dodge action for free, instead of using ki for bonus action PD 👍

[@lucasm.3864]

There are very few immutable rules in the universe. One of them is that none of us will ever be as stylish as Tal.

[@SatyreIkon]

Solid truth.

[@datalysjr3339]

Gay Benjamin Franklin here that tal man is 🧐

[@beepboop2816]

@@datalysjr3339 “gay Benjamin Franklin” is the best phrase I’ve had the honor of reading

[@stevesmith5883]

I mean that's a given, he has had countless eons to perfect his style, us mere mortals can only be pale imitations.

[@mattbriddell9246]

The man literally has 2,000 years worth of fashion sense, so...

[@bdletoast09]

I really hope they'll do a revenge round with the other characters. Vex, Keyleth and Grog against Yasha, Caleb and Caduceus with Veth changing in Taryon as the wild card. To be honest, I mostly want a pure barbarian fight between Grog and Yasha. He can outdamage her, but she'll be harder to put down.

[@T3hIluvatar]

That would be amazing, but it would be either Grog vs Yasha or Keyleth vs Caleb depending on level

[@stormrider7235]

I haven't seen VM yet, so I don't know Keyleth's healing powers, but that feels unfair if VM doesn't really have a healer and MN has Cad.

[@bdletoast09]

@@stormrider7235 Actually, Vex, Keyleth and Taryon all have access to healing magic

[@ellasamuelsson]

Yasha could also fly which would be to her advantage but then she'd have to deal with Vexs' indignation that another person has wings and not her lol

[@bdletoast09]

@@ellasamuelsson Yasha's flying speed is useful, but she's still a melee fighter. If she wants to hit Grog, she has to get close (and contrary to her, he has access to range attacks thanks to his Chain of returning. And depending of Travis' choice of items to attune to for this battle, he might also have his Boots of Flying (ngl, a aerial battle between to raging barbarian would be pretty freaking awesome)

[@eleutheros7216]

I'm trying to focus but Matt's eyeliner is too enthralling

[@elijahevans8259]

Same

[@Hades8103]

Innate ability to use hypnotic gaze

[@SatyreIkon]

Same here. But they all look amazing! 💜

[@Darkpegasus849]

Don´t you mean: i´m trying to focus but Matt is too enthralling

[@SatyreIkon]

@@Darkpegasus849 I think they mean what we all mean: That our horniness is so distracting 😏

[@JackBarlowStudios]

I really wish Jester had called in Artie, just to see him freak out when he saw Vax.

[@jexxer]

"Well...I must say this is a bit awkward."

[@melvinlinderoth7108]

OMG!

[@chubby_deity3143]

I was half expecting that the Big Demon guy made a bet with Artie and that he would show up in the end and apologize to both parties, lol.

[@Trashloot]

Can someone please explain this ? I don't get it.

[@jexxer]

@@Trashloot Spoiler for Campaign One: Artagan met and helped Vox Machina on two separate occasions in the Feywild, and they're essentially responsible for releasing him onto the Material Plane. Also, he strangled Vax to death for funsies.

[@vjeranjanes5783]

VM and MN really said: "yeah, let's go to burning man"

[@captaintalon4485]

Honestly Critical Role on location at Burning Man sounds like a great idea

[@DavidSwadis]

Or Thunderdome.

[@deffdefying4803]

But Caleb wasn't there

[@ripple-effect-mlp]

When Sam said Counterspell, I bet Matt was thinking, "Finally, a Counterspell that doesn't hurt me."

[@Th3Ruhl]

Copying from Flando since they didn't pin it HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing 1:20 Intro cinematic 1:40 Episode Starts, character intros 4:15 Setting things up 10:50 MORTAL KOMBAT 12:25 We didn’t raise quite enough money to get the orgy one-shot 14:15 Beau vs. Vax rolloff 15:40 Pike must roll bad initiative 16:50 Prep actions 18:15 Freeze frame for Bigby’s Hand 20:20 Setup Ends, battle begins 22:45 Vax still has boots of haste 24:00 Scanlan is just Sam’s voice 27:05 Fjord rides Scanlan’s hand 31:30 Scanlan’s first song (It Wasn’t Me) (I miss having a bard) 33:25 Jester and Fjord are into each other 36:40 A new player enters 38:50 Jester’s dramatic death scene 40:05 No mercy Percy 45:55 Welcome back, King 48:35 Vax is a horror monster 58:10 Pike, you have to help Fjord 1:00:05 Sailor’s connection 1:04:20 Scanlan’s second song (Mrs. Robinson) 1:10:20 Jester is secretly not even in this battle 1:26:50 Molly turns it up to 11 1:31:15 Doors come for VM once again 1:32:45 Scanlan likes privacy 1:33:10 Scanlan’s third song (What a girl wants) 1:35:20 Beau can’t hit a guy with glasses 1:37:40 Cutting words 1:40:00 Hungry imp 1:47:20 Break Starts 1:58:30 Art Montage 2:02:20 Break Ends (trying to hit Vax) 2:10:45 Travis wants to limit the stupid 2:12:05 Fjurassic Park 2:14:50 Stunned Scanlan 2:16:40 Matt summarizes what Jester saw 2:21:35 Cure wounds up the butt 2:23:15 Percy meets Beau (gay Ben Franklin) 2:29:35 What happens to Percy when Molly appears 2:42:50 Shooting health potions 2:46:55 Scanlan’s letter to his daughter (and all daughters) 2:47:50 Fatality 2:50:35 No mercy Beau 2:56:00 Scanlan’s spiritual turn 2:58:20 No mercy Laura 2:58:50 Scanlan haunts Jester 3:01:20 You can trust Jester 3:03:30 Laura the competitive mom 3:06:30 Call a paleontologist 3:12:55 Protecc 3:15:10 Bury Sam in this outfit 3:19:20 Sam has already checked out 3:20:20 Laura is the most dangerous 3:24:20 The afterlife is just hanging out with Scanlan 3:26:50 Dead Scanlan negs Percy 3:35:50 Ashley Ally’s her death save roll 3:41:10 Fjord finishes up 3:46:15 Scanlan and Pike are having a good time 3:47:45 Bondage Vax 3:50:10 Marisha comes for Liam’s table 3:54:15 Scanlan’s limerick 3:56:20 Not real inspiration 4:00:40 HDYWTDT 4:03:45 Mask off 4:06:35 Reintroducing Vax to lava 4:11:35 Don’t run from Fjord 4:13:50 Chicken dinner 4:15:40 Everyone is back 4:19:35 Episode Ends The in-game start date for the episode was unclear. Sam’s flask mug has biohazard tape on it because it is his old flask that he failed to clean in the break between campaigns 1 and 2. For those who aren’t aware, Aabria Iyengar is not only taking the DM chair for Exandria Unlimited, she is also going to be running a four-episode arc for Dimension 20 starting on June 30th. The Summer of Aabria has begun, may her light shine on us all. Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it Thursday yet?

[@JosephTaber]

Thanks! Always good to see an acolyte of Flando!

[@cariraymond2077]

Thank you so much!!!! In the deep south and power kept going out due to storms so I couldn't finish in time. Tonight is the best night ever 😌

[@coralhausa9301]

Thanks so much!!!

[@Acebender]

kord bless you

[@MajKetchup347]

Hi, thanks for the shortcuts. However, what is the reference Ashely is making at 4:06:53 ?

[@JoonVeen]

Travis is such a good sport. Every battle royale I'm glad he's in it.

[@hotscottrulz]

Oh my god I didn’t realise quite how much I had missed Percy… he’s just wonderful.

[@andywoods941]

Same! He just has this aura man, can't be topped.

[@cyberbrunk]

@@andywoods941 except maybe by Vex, if they're into that

[@andywoods941]

@@cyberbrunk YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@TheSkullivan12]

It's kind of sweet how much difficulty Ashley has with attacking the other players when you consider how often she was forced to as Yasha.