As a healthcare professional I can safely say that this is a fairly accurate depiction of medical care in certain parts of the US…if you added the part where we take all of your money after wrecking your body, it would be spot on.
@sigventures18243 ай бұрын
What parts of the US? How can you contribute to prove these crimes in court?
@IAmCrusty3 ай бұрын
I kept screaming for money but nothing happened
@Ethanlolz13 ай бұрын
@@IAmCrusty😂😂😂 you should start getting paid for you amazing work
@tergish13 ай бұрын
Pull it from my cold dead hands
@Bidmartinlo3 ай бұрын
"SUS hospital" is like that too, except they do this for basically free and they're like the genies who don't quite fulfill your wish the way you want. I mean, with a name like that is there any wonder why the patients keep getting worse from essentially easily curable diseases? We really should've seen it coming..
@zemad23 ай бұрын
Developers : How much possible insanity do you want in this game ? IAmCrusty : Yes !
@Bluebrine-z2r3 ай бұрын
Tru
@AltClev373 ай бұрын
“Not on my watch!!” Smacks him with a fish 😂
@IAmCrusty3 ай бұрын
It's getting weird how often I find myself assaulting people with fish in these games
@KopppMannn3 ай бұрын
Crusty most famous line we lost another one how much have I lost ?
@misterprecocious24913 ай бұрын
Did he get his watch and wallet?
@Stevefhu3 ай бұрын
@@KopppMannn"The spectre says at least 7... In the past 5 minutes!" 😳
@TheMirandalorian2 ай бұрын
"If you're gonna blood so much.. get a bowl" 🤣🤣🤣
@Cetanu863 ай бұрын
"I have the maturity of a six year old" Truer words have never been spoken 😂
@alexandertiberius10983 ай бұрын
At first, I though he said, "I have the majority of a six year old." 😬
@gerardwayseyelash3 ай бұрын
@@alexandertiberius1098Why not both?
@kingxd3ath3 ай бұрын
1:21 the skeleton looked so surprised 😂😂😂
@lukehohenberg11233 ай бұрын
Bro the fact that you sound like Johnny Depp AKA the best actor ever makes this so much more entertaining.
To be fair, that IS on the playlist for "songs to perform CPR to" because of the beat.
@alexandertiberius10983 ай бұрын
Search for Vinnie Jones CPR
@vladimirgabornaidin46343 ай бұрын
CRUSTY, THE MIGHTY LORD, IS BACK ON HIS GOLDEN ERA!!
@tbwkn3 ай бұрын
I forgot the whole blue thing and thought that guy was profusely sweating
@Ethanlolz13 ай бұрын
Crusty should seriously get a promotion….and more spoons and fish’s
@Ethanlolz12 ай бұрын
This is the most about of likes I’ve ever gotten😁 Ty!
@Sailormoo2473 ай бұрын
That was a forward tango ocho! GASP! That dance is forbidden Giles . Don’t sully our pure Crusty.
@kevlarvest73753 ай бұрын
Crusty, I have a colonoscopy coming up ..... you were Not recommended
@Mauvecube3 ай бұрын
I don't think Crusty is really a doctor..
@TwistedFister883 ай бұрын
Explains the odd exam I got
@killme30923 ай бұрын
Hes a surgeon :D
@IAmCrusty3 ай бұрын
My power comes from wishing. If you don't wish hard enough it'll never work!
@TwistedFister883 ай бұрын
@@IAmCrusty that doesn't explain why your hands were on my shoulders during a prostate exam!!
@AniwayaESP3 ай бұрын
😂@@TwistedFister88
@chrisg10233 ай бұрын
This is sadistic! .... I... LOVE IT
@codyofmars3 ай бұрын
When Crusty posts a new video, everything stops. Boss says get back to work, i continue watching. Crusty is life.
@zemad23 ай бұрын
Someone even once asked : Is it Crusty that is life, or is it life that is Crusty ?
@Combatgoblin833 ай бұрын
I can’t believe the spearmint didn’t save Jonathan …. You did all you could
@phoenix-o1gАй бұрын
Crusty is my favourite youtuber. He is so funny! 😂
@crazywerehog87553 ай бұрын
I was 1:30 seconds in and it’s already chaos and I love it
@Thewraithgaming833 ай бұрын
What happens when Jack Sparrow becomes a "surgeon"😂
@SaltyDougSailing3 ай бұрын
OMG - Thanks for making me laugh SOOO HARD on a Monday morning!!!
@jimcurtis90523 ай бұрын
I’m so glad KZbin recommended your channel to me. Every video is just gold. 🔥💀🔥😆✌️
@Eagle_Dave3 ай бұрын
1. most epic physician work I've seen, and 2. I love the work and timing that goes into the sound effects work in your vids.
@RippedDiscs3 ай бұрын
this is the type of doctor i wanna learn from im taking notes
@Aussiegarmo3 ай бұрын
Indeed such professional work
@Maxishimbru3 ай бұрын
Crusty is my doctor I trust him 99%
@IAmCrusty3 ай бұрын
The 1% is because of the 1% chance it's actually not me and instead somebody wearing me, right?
@KeganSmith-j3m3 ай бұрын
@@IAmCrustyI trust you 100% to slap me in the face with a fish
@Ineedaburrito3 ай бұрын
If a normal person did this its insanity but if Crusty does it he's a visionary
@Laoruperteen183 ай бұрын
Its so nice that Crusty keeps a memento of his first ever surgery in his office. You are a soldier, Giles!
@ol1via1593 ай бұрын
This reminds me of surgeon simulator vr 😊 my favorite series
@Debbie86753 ай бұрын
Dr Crusty you sir are the epitome of a Great Surgeon…slicing, stabbing and fish slapping oh my….The depths you go to save your patient is by far the most diabolical and Hilarious “Staying Alive Staying Alive “ ah ah ah Keep it up CrustMan your simply the best 😊
@kristinwahl48053 ай бұрын
New favorite KZbinr unlocked
@RoryV73 ай бұрын
So wrong on so many levels... I wouldn't change a thing.. I Love it 😂😂😂❤
@GregtheLeg93 ай бұрын
I often wonder how Crustys' beautiful mind comes up with such phrases and shenanigans, then my head starts to hurt
@dandi18873 ай бұрын
None of his patients protested after the surgeries. He is a good doctor.
@100thMkey3 ай бұрын
YT's insane level of Censorship is absolute trash.
@1D9913 ай бұрын
I just watched a Dosturban History vid about Saddam Hussein's execution which reminded me that I watched said execution on KZbin when it happened And now we get blue blood and no profanity
@sarahstrunks74083 ай бұрын
When you don't have health insurance... at least he's positive and trying 🤣
@the_krazed_khajiit3 ай бұрын
I have no idea where you get your high quality sound effects from.. but know that they are certainly appreciated, and it adds so much level of detail to your madness! Love ya! Amazing work as always!
@pex_the_unalivedrunk67853 ай бұрын
Hahah! glad Crusty is a man of culture at 3:32 After losing so many patients, I was a bit sad he didn't also start singing: Another one bites the Crust, another one bites the Crust.
@Quayd_McMahon3 ай бұрын
Crusty: *CALM DOWN!! ITS SPEARMINT!!!* 3:05
@TempGuest73 ай бұрын
all the sounds effects you had just makes this already so much better 10/10
@CAMIEON31063 ай бұрын
lets goo a brand new crusty video
@nicoledupre31903 ай бұрын
Crusty deserves more views!
@IAmCrusty3 ай бұрын
That would be nice
@WildWestLife-i4p3 ай бұрын
Crusty it s the best doctor that if ever seen
@lmdza-173 ай бұрын
Crusty makes educated wishes and hopes for the best Crustys idea of best is something beyond our comprehension
@eddiebendigo73173 ай бұрын
"Do you ever dream of elephants?" I've never felt more raw fear in my life
@ArthurG0Tsh0t3 ай бұрын
FAN OF 4 YEARS YET I WASNT ALLOWED ON KZbin FOR 2 SO IM SO SORRY!! NOW IM BACK ON THE GRIND!!!😭♥️
@IAmCrusty3 ай бұрын
Welcome back!
@ArthurG0Tsh0t3 ай бұрын
@@IAmCrusty TYSM!!!♥️ (btw your my favorite and the funniest ytuber ever!!!)
@hautencouleurs3 ай бұрын
Dude you are wobling my steady life with your crazy caracters and i like it very much, thanks
@CRUSTY2.03 ай бұрын
You Stopped Breathing And Your Heart Stopped Beating… Everyone Else At The Funeral:
@ShawsOwnАй бұрын
"Ah, heres your problem. You're full of darkness." Someone told that to Crusty as a child & he's been waiting to say it to someone else all these centuries. Classic projection.
@SamanthaMitchell-un5uc3 ай бұрын
Oh boy another wonderful video
@TimothyHuffGuitar3 ай бұрын
Set me free my Lord Crusty!!! Hallowed be thy name!
@dr.bright62723 ай бұрын
Dr. Crusty, save this man!
@cr4n1353 ай бұрын
I think crusty is a real Dr
@IAmCrusty3 ай бұрын
Of course I am
@cr4n1353 ай бұрын
@@IAmCrusty I knew it this whole time. What's your kd?
@SusDoctor3 ай бұрын
Jack Sparrow commits medical malpractice
@that_one_kitsune93653 ай бұрын
Crusty once again proving that he is both the most effective expirimentor among all mad scientists (with the same average death count and levels of insanity to boot), but also that his spelling and grammar are very fitting for these games that misspell the word "surgeon".
@garrettferrell68213 ай бұрын
Crusty makes the greatest VR content ever😂
@deathgod47223 ай бұрын
Ahaha bro I'm having a laughing fit at work XD
@imqqmi3 ай бұрын
Oh no, that's gonna leave a mark, people are gonna notice!
@BK-qc8rr3 ай бұрын
I cant stop laughing you are too much lmao >,
@Hepheat753 ай бұрын
This feels like a Family Guy episode 😂
@Edsgames6663 ай бұрын
I will definitely be recommending you to everyone 😊
@blackbeardgamer59093 ай бұрын
Great job Dr. Crusty! Knew we could count on you to save lives!
@GigiBranconi3 ай бұрын
We all should follow the Crust Man indeed. We could make a religion out of this. Said religion would definitely entail human sacrifice, but hey, sometimes you gotta bring back the classics.
@Malcom56123 ай бұрын
This guy is a VR champion Btw I might be getting a VR for christmas!!!!!!
@Joewest2k11Ай бұрын
I can't imagine how you could contain yourself from laughter while recording this video 😁
@akantiia3 ай бұрын
Ah the usual brand of Crusty crazy, always a good time!
@purgeutopia86963 ай бұрын
"Calm down its spear mint!" I laughed so hard
@the_algo_rhythm3 ай бұрын
This is Crusty at possibly his most unhinged, and I am 100% here for it.
@Ryvucz3 ай бұрын
Luckily corpses don't bruise.
@megmeg28103 ай бұрын
if jack sparrow was a surgeon
@Kingofmars-yf2oc3 ай бұрын
2:54 IF your going to blood so much use a bowl😃
@allywilliam81053 ай бұрын
Bruh😂 3:37 3:47 ow 4:05 no he won't 7:15
@lukasdekok26813 ай бұрын
''OH I am sorry!, i should have washed it first'' *GGGGAAAPUH* ''That's bettah''
@BLUEY_4_LIFE3 ай бұрын
17 MINS EARLY LETS GO (ALSO I LOVE YOU CRUSTYYYY!!!)
@ItsRanu-3 ай бұрын
“Here’s your problem- your full of darkness” In that case I need surgery too
@Squidiot1133 ай бұрын
Have you taken the Hippocratic oath yet? Lol
@dbgaming873 ай бұрын
Crusty uploads,,, I watch,,,,simples...
@IAmCrusty3 ай бұрын
Crusty appreciates this
@Ashly-m2i7 күн бұрын
I love your videos! Please make more
@Quayd_McMahon3 ай бұрын
4:11 he’s not wrong
@Quayd_McMahon3 ай бұрын
Of all the crazy horrific things I’ve seen on KZbin they’re worried about a bit of blood grow a set KZbin
@ZoroxiumDroxide3 ай бұрын
Crusty is a good doctor, I will gladly let him do surgery on me.
@TheUnknownuser083 ай бұрын
The pose with the skeleton is brilliant
@mandogaming80783 ай бұрын
Dr zed: “legally I have to remind you that I never attended medical school”
@sterlinghain56263 ай бұрын
I would love to see more. Maybe replacing a heart with a potato!! Moohahah moohaha😊
@SamanthaMitchell-un5uc3 ай бұрын
naughty skelly boy lmao
@lilaburning4203 ай бұрын
If Murdoc (Gorillaz) preformed surgery.
@1D9913 ай бұрын
Spent the other night in the ER for some head staples and stitches This is an accurate representation
@seanlawrence91073 ай бұрын
"Would you like to increase your peripheral" *stab slice*
@Squidiot1133 ай бұрын
Excellent doctor, if doctor death is what your looking for 😂😂
@zackleorooleoroo28693 ай бұрын
You have some big balls… and I have the maturity of a 6 year old Me too crusty me too
@petermacneill81663 ай бұрын
Awesome video Crusty
@Blazedlevelbort3 ай бұрын
Remember Crusty, this isn't hitman vr you don't have to kill everyone (especially using a fish)
@MakoRuu3 ай бұрын
Please play Waltz of the Wizard next! The new update lets you talk to Skully.
@johnclendenen92663 ай бұрын
Crusty is the best KZbin has to offer
@NoahTaylor-qj9bhАй бұрын
“If you won’t give me money, your blood will be the perfect replacement…” -Crusty (if he said that)
@SW1FTSC0P33 ай бұрын
Well I would trust crusty more than the NHS with my health right now 😂
@BrummieLadd3 ай бұрын
I think crusty would make a great plastic surgeon
@xTruthxWithinx3 ай бұрын
CRUSTY FOR PREZ!!!
@EtherealFlame3 ай бұрын
We need Crusty to play Waltz of the Wizard -- HE NEEDS TO MEET SKULLY!!
@CT-3743_DeadEye3 ай бұрын
"I don't know what this thing does." Not something you want to hear your surgeon say during your surgery.