Vsauce but out of context

[@doggo8373]

You should make 10 Uncomfortable Silent Minutes of Vsauce where you literally just put weird random clips of Vsauce when he isn't talking

[@DataExpungedNull]

yes

[@shikikan482]

Silas Laspada Yes

[@mirmalchik]

Taha Serdar Arli YES

[@colbancassian127]

yes

[@DataExpungedNull]

Would 5 minutes be fine? I'm running out of clips fast and I don't want to bore you guys switching clips every 2 seconds

[@maximilianopatroniserrano7697]

"You could live the rest of your life without breathing" Technically the truth.

[@Satan666Official]

You can also live the rest of your life getting stabbed repeatedly.

[@maximilianopatroniserrano7697]

Oracle Don't we?

[@89thaharmaiiioptreshenanig3]

You can also live the rest of your life exposing yourself to debilitating amounts of radiation too

[@ekulgar]

You could live the rest of your life under water

[@AmritpreetSingh]

How many of you actually stopped breathing for a moment?

[@erlgotskillson_the_keys9096]

4:52 They always say “hey vsauce” but they never ask “How’s vsauce”

[@dakuwolfie103]

Lmao underrated

[@shapman280]

Or what is vsauce

[@TheWatcher-j5o]

F in the chat for Michael

[@frostyzusion3578]

Or who's Vsauce...

[@shapman280]

Or why is vsauce

[@sarcastictrash16]

Vsauce trying to human for 10 minutes straight

[@acidwizzardbastard]

He's the only true human. We're all just abstractions of Lord Michael's mind.

[@noahhayes7041]

It is weird because he is not a human but a god

[@datoneguy2361]

We have a great god he compliments our butts and smacks metal balls

[@CC.07]

1:21

[@Clairefairy]

Is he even trying

[@lululolly]

6:07 the bad guy in movies

[@woah6764]

This man is simultaneously the cool dad, the youngest sibling, and the family dog all at once.

[@ShirakamiHaru]

R/rareinsults

[@cuboembaralhado8294]

and the strange neighbor

[@SkylarGlider]

True

[@ciromoriello7054]

@Heinkelion cool dad= best husband

[@Isntlifefunny]

@@ShirakamiHaru *r/rarecompliments ftfy

[@whatthehck4604]

I want this to be the only digital evidence of our existance to aliens

[@markky3050]

If we cant settle for the entire video, then just the hammer and feather part will do. That broke me.

[@whatthehck4604]

@@markky3050 same

[@xFirebird925x]

We should have put this on the golden record instead of all that music nonsense

[@你还兔子]

It really is the human experience... Every emotion someone can feel is in this video

[@BriannaTerese]

Art With Amber lmao I just said the same thing..

[@itsme2313]

Vsauce in context is still Vsauce out of context

[@buy.almond3358]

It's Me :/ Vsauce is out of context, period

[@te3mm]

I've never heard truer words

[@certified8500]

WHY IS THIS SO TRUE AND WRONG AT THE SAME TIME

[@enzorisso13]

Naaaazzzzeeeeeeee

[@deomni6578]

8:33 the way he just TRANSITIONS into sitting like that is amazing

[@donix2109]

this is the coolest thing I've seen in the past 24 hours atleast

[@jagsh7964]

Use Kids to commit your crimes -Vsauce,2018

[@alspezial2747]

in my country you can use kids or be able to proof that you have been drunk.

[@katcano4474]

Do you wanna play with my toys? -Vsauce,2018

[@samuelr.6046]

"I know when and how you will die" -vesauce

[@doiu92]

4:46 *When you get distracted at the store and your mom isn't behind you anymore.*

[@daddyvin_vin9453]

Yes

[@gdhomyakinfo1130]

[vsauce music stops]

[@Daniel-ss5tg]

Yes. Happened. Will happen after 20 years too. Yes.

[@yeahidontevenknowanymore]

heheha I made it 666 likes-

[@theonionsystem7779]

"I'm alone"

[@nikkygtv]

"Thanks guys, thanks for watching. And as always, thanks for watching." me trying to reach the essay word count

[@cameoshadowness7757]

Lol same!

[@jralph920]

Accurate lol

[@plsmaurice5549]

when gotta reach that 10 minute mark

[@chandrakanthadap9891]

Lol

[@plsmaurice5549]

what timestamp does he say that?

[@finnnaginnn]

7:42 is so chaotic, he's all happy with card-board cut-outs of other Vsauces and then he's eerily standing in a dark corner. WHAT'S THE CONTEXT??!!

[@arthurmacneed]

there is no context. or is there? **vsauce music starts playing**

[@indisou3919]

"Where did you get that body?" *nervously glances to closet* "That one you're in right now." Oh, thank god.

[@xdheck328]

racist

[@bigounce2471]

@@xdheck328 racist?

[@sfd28_]

@@xdheck328 this was random

[@xdheck328]

@@bigounce2471 racist

[@bigounce2471]

@@xdheck328 i am a racist good guess but why's he a racist?

[@johnstewart2981]

Bananas are f a n t a s t i c

[@WilonaMinaWalker]

John Stewart *DOCTOR WHO REFERENCE!!*

[@wonkwev]

PureDescendedSoul the word fantastic = Doctor Who reference.

[@Juenyx]

tHis iS unForTunAte

[@bingbonghafu]

u s e k i d s t o c o m m i t y o u r c r i m e s

[@cas8419]

John Stewart 9?

[@judeurban1456]

6:07 when you’re in an argument and the other person misspells something

[@echodork8963]

The next clip

[@tukangpempek5390]

You : the next clip

[@RedMango.]

I hate missplleing words

[@bugfairy]

@Woosh yuo hav horebil speling lmAo xD

[@bugfairy]

@Woosh no.

[@dmgroberts5471]

This man sits exactly at the intersection of "pants-shittingly scary" and "not actually dangerous." I mean, I have no idea how such a benign person can come across so menacingly.

[@Syndralix]

"You can live the rest of your life without breathing!" Well...you're technically correct on that one.

[@guitarhill9003]

Syndralix yep

[@carazy123_]

99th like... my life is a mess

[@iletyoucallmestevesy]

That's.... That's the joke

[@roon568]

@@iletyoucallmestevesy r/wooosh

[@zacplayzgamer6328]

@@roon568 but he got the joke Or is the joke that you wooshed him?

[@germanperalta4078]

*hits the blunt* You can live the entire rest of your life without breathing.

[@kreia187]

It took me a couple of seconds to get that one.

[@UltraArceus]

Don't woosh me, but you'd just fall unconscious, involuntarily breathing.

[@DataExpungedNull]

You aren't wrong, but you could also be not breathing because you're in a closed room without air, so it's still technically true

[@chipotleburrito]

oh

[@Nephelis]

And you can live *in* the water, and still breath, without using oxygen tanks or living inside of a chamber.

[@Glace1221]

Category: Education

[@dragonrykr]

Yes... Nooooooooooooooooooooo

[@lululolly]

3:57 the weird kid at the nursery

[@TreadTheDonutDuck]

3:59 Imagine knowing your neighbor is a scientist and you see him doing this one day.

[@ShokanAkuma]

I couldn't even imagine 😂

[@earthboundfan9446]

I don't want your talking about but that's normal for me

[@officersully2740]

Imagine not knowing he's a scientist

[@isramubashar5080]

I did that last time it snowed lol

[@TheUltimateNoobHD]

I died lol I would call the fucking police dawg

[@lieden9822]

"I can't marry all of you" *Suicide Rate increased to 100%*

[@mevinkalone4277]

Exact opposite

[@venom_waz]

99.9999999999999999%*

[@modernfckinman]

Obi Wan Kenobi woah man youre cool

[@LocustxXxLocust]

Since suicide rates are only around 10% of deaths, I think. That would be an acceptable loss.

[@shurikenwarrior13]

99.99999% cuz someone would marry him

[@masonr.powers7196]

[from computer] Hey, VSauce, [from behind you] Michael here! [from inside your mind] What if you were defenseless?

[@PassTheSnails]

Epic Studios Hey Vsauce! Micheal here. And Cvo777 now has ANXIETY.

[@catsozen]

Underrated comment

[@АдрианЙосифов]

Or am I?

[@lucanavarrete7234]

Jesus Christ

[@AlexTheGamer97]

I never thought a KZbin comment could cause anxiety

[@twinkee_monke]

“Hey Vsauce. Michael here. You are alone.” “Or are you?” *theme plays*

[@L4ZERGD]

Awww what a nice inspirational message 🥰

[@spacemalla]

This video is a mood, but I'm not sure what kind of mood.

[@LP-ui1uq]

Malla an Aquarius mood

[@alialomar39]

Acid. It's definitely acid

[@M710Z]

Right? I _feel_ it but don't know how to put it lol

[@OwenUtleyTRO]

BIG MOOD

[@ao8021]

Malla, it has some chaotic good energy.

[@ded-ceoofjar-a-tea150]

"I'm in my parents basement" *AWKWARD SILENCE* "...It's okay, because I have a beard"

[@zacplayzgamer6328]

+👍

[@FamiliarGecko]

N E C C B E A R D

[@IceYetiWins]

Or do I?

[@HTT_Vocalist]

"Use kids to commit your crimes" That's the most out of context Michael can get without even trying

[@thememer4071]

What was the context for this

[@HTT_Vocalist]

@@thememer4071 he said that kids or have less waxy oils on their hands that'll make fingerprints on the surfaces they've touched disappear quicker than teens and adults, which leads him to say that

[@rfichokeofdestiny]

It’s also a good idea. A _very_ good idea. Excuse me, I have some business to attend to.

[@billysmith7791]

Using kids for my crimes worked for me. So it’s true

[@bxnkaii]

1:59

[@AartardVII]

Michael can make watching a 30 minute educational feel like it's only 5 minutes long, and yet this was one of the longest 10 minutes of my life.

[@sujalgvs987]

Michael: * pours cereal and milk into the bowl* Michael: ⓦⓗⓐⓣ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓗⓔⓒⓚ ⓘⓢ ⓣⓗⓘⓢ?

[@PeacefulRises]

That’s what us humans call cereal

[@el2967]

100th like im so proud and satisfied

[@sujalgvs987]

@@el2967 you did it bro.👏👏

[@izzythetrashposter5710]

@@PeacefulRises serel?

[@masonashworth927]

Idk why but I burst out laughing for a good while when I saw that clip

[@ameme8277]

He was human. Once. But now... He's changed. He's different. Out of control. Ascended. We must fear him, bow to him. He is the Overmind now. Obey his supreme knowledge.

[@NiceDice01]

I've always viewed this Michael as the embodiment of the internet, a strange hybrid of Google and Wikihow. A superior being capable of anything but lacking praise and friendship, thus always greeting strangers and giving info.

[@tealblade2994]

4:00

[@redwood34]

Out of context, he just seems like a total dork who's really confused, but then the next moment he's like some sort of god who could crush your body into a ball with snap of his fingers

[@Duncanisanerd]

think about how this would sound out of context

[@joefollo4891]

Depending on how you view him Michael its like he's completely omnipotent when it comes to our perception of reality.

[@thephage1544]

Thanos?

[@logon-oe6un]

He's a god, but his domain is late 2000s internet.

[@TheRealEvab]

Yeah, just look at what he did to that can!

[@greydientz582]

michael feels like if every character in the big bang theory was one corporeal entity

[@alexthegreat6917]

This man just radiates chaotic energy

[@cheesychipmunk8382]

Chaotic good

[@datbeanyboi1649]

@@cheesychipmunk8382 I'd argue Chaotic Neutral

[@alexthegreat6917]

@@datbeanyboi1649 Oh, deffinetly.

[@cheesychipmunk8382]

@@datbeanyboi1649 I say good because he uses his chaos to spread information

[@alexthegreat6917]

@@cheesychipmunk8382 "use children to do your crimes" tho

[@moirarouleau5544]

I feel like Vsauce has just accepted the fact that he’s a weird human being and he will be for the rest of time

[@usagi2934]

He should be proud

[@roastedcrickets1767]

That’s deep

[@ufoboy5825]

Hes not a human. He is only vsauce

[@GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse]

He's not weird. It's the curse of knowledge.

[@Bbbbar123]

You can be that way when you’re an awesome person with an awesome personality

[@pawncota8578]

Looks like normal vsauce to me

[@Wecoc1]

@@maya_yaser You monster

[@hihisham]

799 likes .. I made it 800

[@kokobotofficial]

0:00 me as an alien identifying a human 0:03 me as an alien practicing language speaking 0:18 me as an alien communicating to the mothership about our internet connection and how quickly we can get into a call 0:48 me as an alien discovering the best life form of all time 0:50 me as an alien deciphering the Morse code from my space ship 0:54 me as an alien discovering more about the human flesh suit I am wearing 0:56 me as an alien creating a commercial to get my head inside of peoples’ homes to analyze the human race 1:02 me as an alien trying to understand physics on earth 1:14 me as an alien explaining to a human being what series I watch 1:16 me as an alien imitating human emotion 1:20 me as an alien practicing eye contact 1:22 me as an alien documenting my stretching routine to imitate human KZbinrs 1:29 me as an alien still confused with earth physics 1:33 me as an alien practicing alien reproduction 1:35 me as an alien studying neurology to the expense of my live human sample 1:39 me as an alien trying to comprehend the human diet 1:54 me as an alien interviewing a human 1:59 me as an alien solving all world problems (As you may be able to tell all I did is give the true context of these clips and if you want to see more please reply to this comment to let me know, I really enjoyed it and I might get my friends into it)

[@GanonBlightfire]

Please add more.

[@methyumontgomery]

Браво. Это очень хорошо)

[@TimeTriumphs]

Gold

[@Gulgululubaligim]

Underrated

[@Dinjur]

"I know when, and how, you will die." "But I'm not allowed to tell you :D"

[@StarTheTripleDevil]

The weird thing is that when I was scrolling the comments, that part came up shortly after I got to this comment.

[@j.a2775]

@@StarTheTripleDevil SAME HERE

[@sophiekenneavy9558]

Literally as I read that the clip played o_O

[@zacplayzgamer6328]

OMG I READ THAT AS SOON AS HE SAID IT

[@MonisGameplays]

Turns out michael is actually Kira

[@mr.legoboy2964]

1:59 “Use kids to commit your crimes” - Micheal Stevens (aka Vsauce)

[@sandrohernandez4401]

Usa should start using children soldiers.

[@vinikk77]

Micheal isn't Vsauce, the people who watch him are the green sauces, as he aways say in his videos "Hey, Vsauce! Micheal here..."

[@LucyWest370]

@@sandrohernandez4401 but that’s a crime in itself. So you are now stuck in an infinite loop of crime and kids. Please don’t take that out of context.

[@jikoai8709]

I got a mr. Clean advertisment

[@tankdesu7077]

Vietnam

[@whosthere5545]

6:07 When an argument arises, but it’s an argument that you’ve practiced for in the shower

[@xtinguishedstar]

underrated comment

[@notalex2042]

this is painstakingly accurate

[@blankblank5409]

3:56

[@hamsandwich9024]

can relate

[@ampoulgon8716]

Bruh u sent me to an add

[@IOSALive]

[DATA EXPUNGED], Subscribed because your content is fantastic!

[@cheesecakelasagna]

I hope this video determines whether or not the aliens will kill us.

[@JaWsOmeNeS]

CheesecakeLasagna this is the only comment he didn't heart

[@DataExpungedNull]

There are multiple comments I haven't hearted

[@JaWsOmeNeS]

Silas Laspada I would like to express my disappointment

[@DataExpungedNull]

In that case I would like to express my sincerest condolences, and I hope you my gift of hearting your comments will somewhat alleviate your sorrow.

[@JaWsOmeNeS]

Silas Laspada it has, I thank you from the depths of my soul

[@amandaa212]

This evokes a very, very disturbed yet intrigued emotion in me

[@Danny-mw7uh]

I'm pretty sure mines lust

[@Venera_46]

I feel that same emotion and i dont know how to react to it

[@jordangraupmann6424]

Same.... I think I like it

[@arina4030]

same i think it's turning me on....

[@zacvarg3530]

arousal...

[@wabschall]

Too many shots of Michael leaving the bathroom

[@hajoon1260]

More like not enough shots of Micheal leaving the bathroom

[@hoponmybeef]

Michael in the bathroom

[@Pedro-tm6ue]

And not washing his hands...

[@peachiii2168]

Memudkip9 at a party

[@hamsackk]

@@peachiii2168 I half regret the beers

[@cool-128]

1:39 people before cereal and milk combination was invented:

[@virtualive132]

It's funny because some of these aren't even taken out of context

[@mrselfdestruct7605]

They are if you've never seen a vsauce video in your life

[@sean2606]

most of them aren't

[@zzellama]

Honorary Tuba that’s my position

[@ShokanAkuma]

That makes the video be out of context. Mind blown

[@elliswtf]

8:18 the clip: please help me literally the next clip: *intense dancing*

[@what4316]

Ellis Dixon the clip after that: *s m i l e*

[@Bemw0]

Ellis 300th like, I am. Mmmmmmm!

[@voxelotlSFM]

@@Bemw0 Mmmmm. Fuel ketamine addiction, I must!

[@elliswtf]

Elektrik wait what 😂

[@karla3153]

@@bzboy21 the clip after that: *muscles (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

[@lennox3915]

this video feels like one long fever dream

[@VOLAIRE]

Nightmare...

[@Alex-cq7eg]

I wouldn't want to have such kind of dreams

[@godnotavailable2094]

Or does it?

[@davidhoran7116]

900th like

[@benjaminnewlon7865]

Plot twist: it is

[@LiterallyRyan_Gosling]

Bold of you to assume he's ever in context

[@dingdonginator4006]

1:23 why does he look like hes trying to finish the video cause he REALLy has to pee

[@irongolem1476]

Lol

[@我恨我自己]

He does _Wow_

[@official_lb7916]

Blyat man or does he?

[@我恨我自己]

Official_LB 7 🤔

[@official_lb7916]

Blyat man *Vsauce music start*

[@null_s3t]

"You can live the entire rest of your life without breathing" well I mean he isn't wrong

[@thepumpkinpigs1688]

Dan Nono, he’s got a point

[@XXxFortniteDaBestxXX]

Shut up no one can hold there breath that long

[@null_s3t]

@@XXxFortniteDaBestxXX their*

[@thesansabasong-bird6947]

XXx420FortniteDaBest69xXX it genuinly worked on me

[@josep43767]

7:04

[@Twigs1836]

5:45 My dad when I was born.

[@briannataylor5276]

Underated asf.

[@karla3153]

Lmao

[@oceanel3684]

That hit a bit close to home...

[@haikal4232]

F

[@arcticfox77]

LMAO HAHAHAHAAH

[@TimM-kz1vl]

*holds up a large caliber round* “I’ll be okay because I have a beard.”

[@thethinker2372]

1:53 hey vsauce! Michael here, where are your fingers?.... *_USE KIDS TO COMMIT CRIMES_*

[@pwrocks5648]

Obviously he demonstrated the efficiency of using children to commit crimes by hiring them to steal your fingers.

[@7_ajinkya]

😂😂😂

[@mexops7528]

How else would you commit crimes

[@novadi.]

Sounds like an advertisement

[@MaybeSharks]

Use kid named finger to commit crimes!

[@WarioTimeWarioTimeWarioTime]

“You can live the entire rest of your life without breathing” No, no, he’s got a point

[@birddaddydetta]

More like he's got you at gunpoint

[@YoureRatharStewpidMate]

Fun fact: you can hold your breath for 2 minutes but when you breath it resets

[@chrissavage1449]

Technically yes, as long as you're cool with the rest of your life lasting only a few minutes tops.

[@WarioTimeWarioTimeWarioTime]

@DONT No I didn’t and I won’t

[@K4L3P4]

You can also live the entire rest of your life after getting shot in the heart

[@DraftVoice]

Bro's the reason why aliens haven't visited us 💀

[@viswanathanm.p.1475]

Already bro's the alien that visited

[@farshadevil1]

Nothing beats him counting prime numbers for 3 hours straight.

[@serpent5295]

9:04 "I'm sorry, which is something we experience everyday if you have a justin beiber singing toothbrush Wise words Michael

[@Mr.Pista-1]

Lmao

[@juliustan3875]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mYSkoWypd9-DmMU

[@mejianation6412]

I knew it was a rickroll but i was curious and got rick rolled

[@gyarados232]

Yeah for sure lol

[@kimberboucher4680]

That’s...oddly pacific..

[@infinitygeek1571]

He’s become too powerful. It’s too late

[@vizzy_j]

i am now convinced that this man is the most precious thing we have on this planet

[@maladaptvs]

BUT WHAT *IS* “OUT OF CONTEXT?” *Vsauce music plays*

[@nitayarava138]

And then this video plays

[@3amvortex]

LOL

[@Warri0rLink]

3:56 5-year-old me introducing myself to a neighbor kid.

[@polszczyzna2771]

Lol

[@levantinedoomer2317]

Hahahahahahahahhahahaha That's so me LMFAO

[@zanara1871]

@@levantinedoomer2317 Fake

[@fleshinragz]

funny, laughed.

[@tardisandtank697]

but what about 2:36 ;;

[@alexbenavidez4500]

This guy is just raw memeable energy It's rare to get a personality this iconically perfect for the Internet environment He's truly a man of his time

[@practicemore6877]

Raw memeable energy. Spoken like a true scientist.

[@emenova3553]

Practice More memeology?

[@practicemore6877]

Job Interviewer: I see hear that you have a degree in *memeology*.

[@chogak]

He should go on Hot Ones with Sean Evans

[@عبداللهالحارثي-ط2ظ1ط]

what ? hahaha

[@XmaEevee]

The way the scientist just calmly takes out the bottle of urine is hilarious 5:00

[@q-tek8349]

7:47 Captain America first appears in _Avengers: Infinity War_ (2018, colorized)

[@manasveer6047]

Lmao that got me😂😂

[@sindraygd7787]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA COCK

[@preternatural3231]

if he ever claims insanity, his lawyer could use this compilation as proof

[@DataExpungedNull]

I would be honored

[@kapteneskil8057]

I was scratching my ear and Michael just said "where are your fingers" My fingers just stopped

[@samuelr.6046]

Vesauce knows all

[@amandazumut3906]

If I had him as a science teacher back in school, I would probably had payed WAY more attention😂

[@viswanathanm.p.1475]

PAID*

[@AustinThomasFilms]

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning in isolation and as such, could never directly produce the 4,000 newtons of force per centimeter required to break bones.

[@vari1535]

Austin Thomas Films about to comment that, but I would never get any likes so thanks for saving my time

[@raygrey8252]

Sq centimetre *

[@noggenfogger1324]

Ray Grey Found the brit

[@raygrey8252]

Noggen Fogger actually nope. A lot of other countries use British English.

[@noggenfogger1324]

Ray Grey Ah ok lol

[@te3mm]

Banana on floor: **exists** Michael: *_THIS IS UNFORTUNATE_*

[@MichaeltheRatMan]

6:13 and on is the best! XD Waaazaaaaap

[@te3mm]

@@MichaeltheRatMan I'm in my parent's basement *clip cuts off*

[@te3mm]

@@MichaeltheRatMan *I'm a ninja* Honestly these clips are all hidden gems

[@MichaeltheRatMan]

Ikr? They are so hilarious! 😆

[@VaryaEQ]

He's not wrong.

[@arixen1623]

6:18 Captain america in avengers infinity war

[@cryptonvisor9501]

Too bad his beard didn't save the the other avengers

[@arcadenate]

Crypton Visor OhnO

[@biblemaniswatchingyoumastu1920]

7:45

[@LiamMurphy-uw9sy]

1:52 The question we have all been wondering

[@Jaybee_GM]

Michael seems like a random space entity trapped in a human body for the rest of its life and has decided to make it as fun as possible.

[@mammonswallet8592]

honestly that's like the perfect description

[@mariahristova2789]

Isn't that all of us anyway?

[@ShocknAwe356]

@@mariahristova2789exactly

[@The-one-and-only-catzilla]

You made the whole video better

[@DakotaofRaptors]

So an American Time Lord?

[@RoninOwin1738]

8:23 “This person tried to unlock your phone”

[@JacquesSmit2800]

Underrated af

[@cirelx9772]

the originality of the comment is unreal

[@kensingtoncobb]

Nicro Veda fan, huh?

[@kirioes]

You gave me an ad

[@danielthemaniel3856]

NBD Hydra same lol

[@deceptivebark671]

5:38 That is a pick up line if I’ve ever heard one

[@ivananeverman3716]

🤣

[@APoliticalConfusionAndMess]

I... I don't actually know. I know I was born, but I don't look like the rest of my family so where _did_ I get this body?

[@sceylo9573]

@@APoliticalConfusionAndMess eBay

[@kit_nine]

And 6:33

[@infernamus]

6:34

[@certified_dumb24]

6:14 the face he put after saying hes in his parents basement is priceless. he looks so embarrassed from that single sentence

[@epicteletubby155]

Man really said 😐

[@humayeraislam4272]

But he’ll be okay because he has a beard

[@anthonygallucci7124]

1980s: We will have flying cars in the future 2018: *Hey dingdongers, it's ya boi mikedog here*

[@lukecoyi1784]

“Go outside and play with the neighbours kid” The neighbours kid: 2:02

[@areenhashemi6116]

UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@jonguidcondoriano4257]

@@areenhashemi6116 he copied from another comment however the time stamp is different

[@areenhashemi6116]

@@jonguidcondoriano4257 Oh wow

[@AverageMelody]

@@jonguidcondoriano4257 well different time stamps mean different things. the other comment, the neighbours kids are weirdos. here, the neighbours kids are bullies

[@sakityu]

@@jonguidcondoriano4257 wow it's almost as if people can have the same idea

[@OxTheHerdzz]

The untapped meme potential is off the charts

[@its_a_poncho]

SO TRUUUUE

[@castoru3398]

This. Is unfortunate.

[@corgio1260]

My thoughts exactly especially with the milk and cereal clip

[@joshuahancock9492]

@@corgio1260 "Okay, what the heck is this thing?"

[@SimonPegasus]

*666 likes*

[@italian_weirdo]

to quote a cursed crossover fanfic i’m writing: “hey, vsauce, michael here. what if you weren’t circumcised?”

[@radband6907]

4:25 the vision of him lifting the camera up with his foot just makes my life better

[@gilbertogambagorte8749]

the sound 💀💀

[@emilyoswin3830]

If you destroy something I love... You might cause me to shed a tear...

[@jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735]

ok H20

[@olivenicko2698]

I don’t wanna be a burden on your meme name, but it’s actually called dihydrogen oxide.

[@emilyoswin3830]

- OlivenickO -2 Oxide just means containing oxygen, Monoxide means a single oxygen atom. Monoxide is just more specific as Oxide could also refer to H2O2 as oxygen usually comes in pairs

[@olivenicko2698]

Get oofed : en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrogen_monoxide_parody r/iamverysmart

[@drewolfshire5558]

Might

[@AndItGoesBOOM]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen seriously.

[@michel_langelo-projects]

it is hilarious

[@aqlcaramsm3907]

No, really, why there's so much Vsauce videos that start simply with Michael getting out of the bathroom

[@thewildmonarch]

Cuz he was Michael in the bathroom-

[@lasagnamafia]

SamGamer 1542 is he at a party-

[@thewildmonarch]

@@lasagnamafia Yeah, but he probably forgot how long it's been. Being Michael in the bathroom's tough, yknow?

[@lasagnamafia]

SamGamer 1542 Yeah. He said I can’t come in. He must be picking at grout as he softly grieves.

[@thewildmonarch]

@@lasagnamafia he's probably waiting it out. Maybe we'll wait 'til it's time to leave.

[@YesitGoldy]

When you get sent to the principles office. Everyone: 0:10

[@nedzmasemic]

underrated

[@theungentlemen2379]

900th like

[@bugfairy]

HAHAHAHAHHAHGAAGSGSGSFSFXJKD

[@brancoderuijter8926]

@The last living eevee eat your cereal

[@dancingtrex6614]

I can relate to that

[@sophiemcdoogal6691]

From someone who has never watched Vsauce Things are about to change Because I’m in love

[@bean8690]

Never?!

[@cherryspades7502]

Same

[@vexidoodle6265]

bob Yo dude I’m watching Bob Ross rn pmao

[@cloud6675]

Me too

[@TheRadiag]

So how was it

[@StockterBaxman]

I misread that as Vsauce out of control and I was gonna accept that at face value, no questions.

[@pucyn4355]

Like a year ago, this was my introduction to Vsauce. THIS WAS MY FIRST IMPRESSION OF MICHAEL.

[@DataExpungedNull]

Best possible impression if you ask me xD

[@booklover-hu9tw]

LMAOOOO

[@pentelegomenon1175]

It was an accurate impression, obviously.

[@lastbraincell678]

Same tho lol

[@constantTVstatic]

This is my first impression and I'm concerned, but also loving it

[@doggo206]

7:42: Me going to sleep. 7:46: My sleep paralysis.

[@lt.jackass3478]

This comment is so underrated

[@sirwaggington7707]

Bruh😂

[@Chief402]

Lt. Jackass its epic

[@BenjamintYT]

This is the best comment ever XD

[@dog9408]

(Under breath) oh god

[@bologuara]

Sometimes, SOMETIMES random KZbin recommendations really nails it

[@eetswamykeetssa8477]

It’s 2am I have a neuroscience final tommorow morning and yet this is all I care about. Thank you

[@DataExpungedNull]

I'm honored to have someone procrastinate a neuroscience final with my video, best of luck (but I think it's too late xD)!

[@fixablehalo]

6:07 how i turn to my mom when she comes into my room after i haven't seen another human in over 2 weeks

[@jdub9000]

Fixable halo nice

[@observingatoms]

Thanks for this relatable comment

[@fleur5782]

Haven't seen another human since quarantine started

[@whoismarkk]

and right after that "im in my parents basement"

[@TrebleClefDan]

this is oddly specific

[@starman4572]

I'm not sure why, but everytime I watch Vsauce, I feel like I'm in purgatory. Not in a bad way, like it's punishment, but like Michael is trapped in a world that we cannot fully comprehend. Like he's on another plane of being, trying to explain things on a level our minds cannot fully comprehend. A concept beyond space and time, heaven and hell, life and death, existence and ceasing to be. I think Michael has seen a glimpse into this unknown world, by premonition or transcendence, a messenger of the unknown trying vehemently to explain to us there is more to the universe than just the naked eye. A new perspective on eternity that we won't, and possibly never will truly grasp. Michael has been blessed, or cursed, with the knowledge of every question, the solution for every dilemma, the justification to every hypothesis, theory and law ever written. The key to infinity and beyond. Either that or it's just gibberish or I'm to dumb to understand.

[@moi5047]

Starman45 I’m so woke right now

[@Polylep]

I know what he talks about

[@thr2648]

O same

[@te3mm]

*comes out of restroom* Michael: Now, I know it looks like I just used it without washing my hands, _and I didn't_ *clip cuts off*

[@FlappingThomas]

5:04 We’ve all done this

[@nezasumi]

Have we?

[@goopiej933]

Skeletons are scary. And spooky. But do you know what else is? T e e n a g e r s

[@3amvortex]

Not untrue

[@Pedro-tm6ue]

*Spooky Scary Skeletons*

[@Some_Doggo]

Kin3tic - Someone contact John Mulaney.

[@MossPlaysGamesYT]

Teenagers scare the living shit out of me, honestly they could care less as long as someone'll bleed

[@christianpoole6473]

Vyrion Nauta I’m done lol

[@ChronicNOTAG]

Watching this, I can only assume Micheal is an alien, or perpetually high.

[@DataExpungedNull]

Why not both?

[@alamdaali8776]

Oh man.. this weed "mania" is so sad, people now think everyone who is a genius, or really smart, or nerd and likes to talk about interesting thoughts is high 😑 pathetic......

[@alamdaali8776]

@@DataExpungedNull YOU ARE A GENIUS. PLEASE NEVER STOP MAKING VIDEOS LIKE THIS I LAUGHED AND CRIED LIKE FUCKING WATERFALL TEARS FOR 10 MINUTES 😂😂😂😂😂😂 THE FIRST TIME I ACTUALLY CRIED LAUGHING IN MY LIFE..

[@ChronicNOTAG]

@@alamdaali8776 You do know there are other narcotics than just weed, right? Besides, I'm not mocking Micheal as a person, I'm making fun of how he is represented in this video, which emphasizes long awkward pauses and random sentences than don't make sense in the context it is presented in. So don't you go "pathetic" on me. We are here for a laugh, not to mock.

[@user_2793]

A higher life form, you mean

[@tomasjosefpiano8902]

"Why don't you go play with the neighbourgh's kid?" The neighbourgh's kid: 0:00 - 10:03

[@thememeguy2135]

when David Attenborough is your neighbor that has a kid

[@opticFPV]

You added a few extra letters to "neighbor" there lmao

[@psyso-cleanedits8953]

You literally copied a comment good job

[@FryedCalamari]

Neighbourgh lmao

[@jak.cr1ym]

You mean nayieyeebeouooirr

[@Wimsksks]

‘Orange oil is flammable’ This is *brilliant* I never know that

[@dillong9749]

“Now it’s time for some soft, fluffy pancakes. OUUUWWWWAAAAHHHH!! It’S gOnE sTaLe!” 8:07

[@Kaislyng]

Dillon Grose Lmao Ouwah

[@spacecore2935]

Please help me

[@mrbackup993]

OWO It'S GoNe StAle

[@deki-chan6922]

With Pink Guy's voice

[@cherrypepsi3217]

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