Dord.

[@TheAshlovesu]

KZbin: use key words to reach a broader audience Vsauce: _Dord._

[@Linuxdirk]

Still more than 6.7 million views.

[@Dumb_Killjoy]

6.8 mil

[@Dumb_Killjoy]

@@elimiNator345 no

[@Dumb_Killjoy]

@@elimiNator345 nein

[@its_4life]

Hey, it works.

[@peterwhiteley2729]

Ah, D or D, my favourite tabletop role playing game, Dungeons or Dragons.

[@yg6484]

lol, nice

[@olmosbakery]

lol, nice

[@senarmstrong03]

lol, nice

[@peterwhiteley2729]

lol, nice

[@peterwhiteley2729]

You Are Is L I had a good chuckle out of it...

[@samblackett]

This man has every rhyme in the English language at his disposal and he chooses tickle and pickle for his example

[@smellthel]

dont question god

[@bunju8990]

@@trickyegg7043 it isn't

[@haza6893]

@@trickyegg7043 not at all lmaoo

[@diamondsinsight]

@@haza6893 what did TrickyEgg say?

[@haza6893]

@@diamondsinsight I completely forgot and now it’s bugging me 😂 i think it was just something ignorant and annoying

[@dragondg6412]

vsause:ill make a video on the word dord 10 minutes later:i know who let the dogs out

[@Jeremy81456]

Lmao

[@icedragon5743]

10 minutes? thats irony my friend

[@gooseguy9148]

He made a video on words and you spell his name wrong?

[@AzillaKiami]

@@gooseguy9148 ikr...

[@galebe135]

666th like

[@randoiguess]

All the talk about irony reminded me of the time I won my elementary school's award for perfect attendance I wasn't there that day

[@thechannelforyouandme9376]

bruh

[@steelmd]

I’m so confused by the part about irony that I have no idea whether your comment is actually ironic so I’m just gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and say: “Nice one”

[@thechannelforyouandme9376]

@@steelmd bbbbbbb

[@ER3xW4ha7]

Figures.

[@kothen4994]

That's kinda but not really situational irony, but that's still hilarious.

[@cornifer5261]

RIP Dord 1934 - 1947 A dense word from a dense scientist

[@vez3834]

It's not the scientist's fault :(

[@Worthy_Edge]

The dense ones are the dictionary editors

[@leanna5733]

​@@vez3834 this reply actually made me feel bad

[@TheAnimatingSphereInSpace]

RIP Dord. _Dord._ -Dord.- D -or- _d._

[@vinodnaik06]

Can I get a map

[@vid4954]

" the first pun was literally 'corny' " MICHAEL I SWEAR TO GOD

[@krautgazer]

I know, right?! He made a pun about the first pun.

[@rezox]

but the epic of gilgamesh was written by the sumerians. maize or corn wasn't introduced to the old world until the discovery of the americas. how could they have a word for corn when they didn't even know it

[@krautgazer]

rezox Damn, you're right. Now I'm curious too. Maybe it was a plant similar to corn and they simplified it when translating? Someone should answer this, please.

[@bigredjanie]

John Carvalho Here's your answer: It's fake and you found the holes in it. Michael put a deliberate fake fact in the video as a nod to the practise of putting fake facts or words in something as a way to trap copiers he mentioned in the video.

[@krautgazer]

Harryhenry Then it's even better than I expected.

[@ahuman32478]

At 5:30 Michael shows a list of words which says that "v" is silent in "fivepence". But, in his latest short "Which Letter Is Never Silent", he says that "v" is never silent

[@joyjam3375]

YO THANK YOU I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG BUT I COULDN'T REMEMBER WHAT

[@sikdarshams]

oh the irne

[@zubetp]

and isn't it ironic

[@johnnyboi4694]

At 5:24 pterodactyl is spelt wrong 😂

[@Syndiate__]

@@johnnyboi4694 How did I not notice that...

[@thinkfact]

Wow, it's a complete honor to be mentioned in this video! Thank you very much Michael! I think my life is now complete. Haha :)

[@GibsonGamesChannel]

Hello, KZbinr man.

[@thinkfact]

Gibson Collett And hello to you!

[@ReSubrose]

DALE! I WAS SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU IN THE VIDEO! :DDDD Congrats man!

[@thinkfact]

ReSubrose I started to get all these random comments on my video that is really old. I was like, "what's going on?" I noticed Vsauce also released a new video, so I was beginning to get extremely anxious all of a sudden. I clicked on it watched it to where I saw myself and I pretty much almost had a heart attack. But it's an extreme honor and privilege to actually have this happen!

[@roneyandrade6287]

it is cool too see you in Vsauce, Dale

[@_fangs]

Vsauce in 2014: Weird English things Vsauce in 2020: *eats donut from toilet*

[@Fummy007]

What the fuck happened lol.

[@Shinransa]

correction: *eats soggy wet toilet water donut from toilet*

[@CathDamienn1776]

@@Shinransa we did not need that correction........god its so much worse

[@overmountain]

Ah. Yes. Of course. Makes sense to me.

[@organicno2351]

@@Shinransa i feel like maybe it was a cup placed in the toilet

[@mary_3_3_3]

actually, you can’t hear pterodactyls urinate because they’re dead

[@shazith9999]

*ptedoractyl

[@arossfelder]

Irony ?

[@PyroFortress2007]

you wouldnt hear pterodactyls ever anyway, not just because they’re dead, but because if you travel back in time to find one, you’ll realize that it doesn’t exist because its invalid.

[@botatobotato123]

i actually giggled while reading this 😭

[@LeyScar]

​​​@@shazith9999 -No, just no.- Edit: yes, just yes.

[@Robinson_Entertainment]

“Comment rhymes with nothing” no it doesn’t Michael, stop lying to me

[@sayospecter6731]

"Dord was an accidental word for thirteen years." ... (5 minutes later) ... "You can't hear a pterodactyl urinate because of its silent "P"."

[@niriribururur7074]

That’s how vsauce works

[@aidenr3310]

@@niriribururur7074 *_ThaTs hOW mAFia WoRks_*

[@aiden.117]

Aiden R - Bold and alternating letters?

[@theonebman7581]

@@niriribururur7074 *or is it?*

[@daviduvaydov5498]

Not all hero's wear cape 😆 lol

[@ShredHarmonic]

Me: finds a video on language. Michael: "It was the Mesolithic southwestern Chinese who let the dogs out"

[@jvgreendarmok]

But before that, they were the first to let the dogs *in*.

[@Sans-ih2el]

I love vsauce

[@Т1000-м1и]

141

[@TaigiTWeseDiplomat--Formosan]

ok

[@rodrigotejada1740]

Michael 5 seconds after saying that: but what is "out"? *Song starts*

[@48exa]

"The song Ironic has lyrics that are actually not situated irony" heh Ironic

[@anupamajain8393]

Woah...

[@Ziegenhainy]

OH NO YOU CREATED A LOGICAL PARADOX OH NO ITS A BLACK HOLEA

[@stoneminer4464]

He saved others from death. He could not save himself.

[@highguardian13]

Lmao 🤣!!!! Ikr. Soooo ironic

[@paniixa3890]

@@stoneminer4464 who?

[@intellectualguacamole]

It went from why the word Dord was accidentally introduced into the English language, to who actually let the dogs out.

[@thirtythreemorebees]

How did we go from “Dord was a mistake word” to “The Chinese let the dogs out”

[@TheNinthGeneration1]

Welcome to Vsauce

[@squirrelcoom]

And Dord and Word are perfect rhymes xd

[@izzy4791]

@@squirrelcoom no XD

[@anonymousbanana204]

@@squirrelcoom Nah

[@lemonsaaa]

@@squirrelcoom derd

[@TaurielTheElf]

Beginning of the video: dord is actually a typo for d or d End of the video: Dogs were domesticated in China That escalated quickly...

[@Chizypuff]

dorg

[@short7440]

porg

[@Dumb_Killjoy]

Yorg

[@bubbsies]

Gorg

[@yoshisaurus_]

Morg

[@Name-fk8zk]

“Nothing rhymes with nothing.” Yes. Yes it does.

[@beatziegraham6928]

Clever.

[@taylorlangley900]

Nothing rhymes with something

[@tibethatguy]

@@taylorlangley900 No, it doesn't. 'Something''s rhyme is 'omething', while 'nothing''s rhyme is 'othing'.

[@taylorlangley900]

Tibe That Guy exactly... Othing is something though

[@beagletobias8916]

What about "frothing"?

[@coldblooded5908]

when he said "fatherly" i though his next world would've been "and fatherless"

[@Titus_Talks]

Same😭

[@jademonass2954]

"dord was a fake word for 13 years" later "kukku is the sound corn makes when falling on the ground"

[@hamaczech13]

Interesting, corn is in czech language "kukuřice".

[@scarasluts]

hamaczech13 ah yes, corn rice

[@hamaczech13]

@@scarasluts R and Ř are pronounced very differently,so i never looked at the word like that. For the same reason I didn't get what do english speakers find so funny about the town of "Horní Police" ("the upper shelf" in english). :D

[@scarasluts]

hamaczech13 THERES A TOWN CALLED HORNÍ POLICE??? also that's interesting! i never knew

[@hamaczech13]

@@scarasluts There is also an annual hike from the town Pičín to Řiťka, which translates from czech to english "Cunt town" to "Little ass"

[@joehollingsworth4502]

I always thought the fact the Ironic song not having situationally ironic events in it was on purpose and was meant to be the TRUE irony in the song.

[@MSTechCentral]

Vsauce is definitely the best channel on KZbin. Subscriber counts aside, Michael brings real educational videos that are entertaining and exciting to watch. He revitalizes the good in education. Keep it up Michael, you are the man!

[@akimborambo1]

I feel as if I've gotten smarter over the course of time watching him, I know that sounds ridiculous but I can now answer questions my friends or family has on a daily basis. Now that has to stand for some kind of improvement of knowledge right?

[@marcguidobolen693]

you make tech videos and you shouldnt be here

[@heymrhimr]

Yeah my psychology teacher last year played one of his videos in class and I was like :o

[@MSTechCentral]

Marc Bolen Uh-oh, I'm lost. Time for Nemo to go home!

[@marcguidobolen693]

yes yes.

[@yeeet6129]

Vsauce: Is that ironic? Me: I guess, yeah Vsauce: No it isn't Me: oh

[@mathematicalninja2756]

Lmao

[@ummtulip]

Rengar Main wtf

[@aricre8886]

isn't that ironic?

[@fluffymuffin_456]

Ironic

[@Bluedragon2513]

games nope

[@stroberibuni]

title: Dord. 7 million people: interesting.

[@senza4591]

It is!

[@thomasengelman2815]

Almost 8 million

[@m.m7732]

vanillatea 😭😭😭😭😭

[@granola661]

interesting....

[@Fabio-kr9in]

I thought it said Dad 😭😩

[@palopatrol6010]

“First, what’s the deal with first?” is the most Vsauce sentence in existence

[@123Yellowberry123]

Shouldn't third be threeth?

[@Alexaflohr]

That would make sense, but languages don't work that way. English decided to take a lot of suffixes from the vikings, but words used too often never got the change. This is why we have 'rabbitS', 'cowS', and 'oxEN', and why first, second, and third are all different, but everything after that ends with 'th'. English started out as one of those weird tribal languages with way too many rules, and has been fighting against the streamlining process ever since.

[@123Yellowberry123]

Alexander Abrams-Flohr Thanks! :D

[@nps571]

i used to live in singapore and they called it thrice in the books and stuff

[@ButzPunk]

Though quite a few weird things in English have to do with Vikings, "third" probably isn't one of them. It comes from Old English _thridda_ (or _þridda_), which is roughly equivalent to "threeth", but along the way the _i_ and the _r_ got switched around (something linguists call "metathesis") making into "third". Interestingly (if you're the type to find historical linguistics interesting), the same thing happened with "bird", which was _bridd_ in Old English. (The same thing happened with "burn" and "burst" among other words.) Also interestingly (again, ymmv), these words are just part of a whole pattern of such metatheses which generally began in the Northumbrian dialect of Old English and worked their way south until they became part of the standard language. (So, it is possible that the metathesis was somehow related to Viking influences, taking us full circle...)

[@masterbob46]

haha ironic

[@gocacola8699]

1:03 thought he was gonna say “English loves collateral damage.”

[@themania888]

Both true 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@yaboianz]

talk about an awp main huh

[@lmathews8356]

Nothing that flex tape can’t fix

[@immortalsun]

@@lmathews8356 *_That’s a lot of damage!_*

[@janellejackson6263]

lol

[@aditya007rockstar]

“Eminem wants to know your location”

[@senorsac7927]

I to have seen that video

[@prod.sevenlives]

Bro I was thinking about that too

[@overpowered_omar2801]

Eminem and vsauce rap collaboration

[@Izuku_Midoriya-oi2cx]

OverPowered_Omar yes we need that

[@SaidBKD95]

Stan stan listen man...

[@impishlyit9780]

It's great looking back and remembering that Vsauce videos have *always* been an informational fever dream.

[@tibbletoons9785]

"mouth stuff is oral" Vsauce 2016

[@connfdm]

2014*

[@connfdm]

_excuse me_

[@bepishead8524]

TibbleToons dear god why

[@spaceghostmiid]

TibbleToons 2014*

[@chloeeasterbrook5631]

Berwyn KenzieJKT no it's anything to do with the study of the mouth

[@wonky3854]

I don't know how it took me so long to discover this incredible channel, but it means there is a decade worth to continue binging. Thank you Michael

[@johnnyjoestar7143]

Michael has been my childhood, brought me closer to my nerdy older brother and eventually I got into science too lol

[@cejuonline]

Same, I've been binging and rewatching his videos since November of last year. My favorites so far were, What will we miss? Which way is down? and many more

[@santrollencio3601]

The sad news is when you watch all of his videos and then realize this mf uploads 1 or 2 videos per year now lol

[@dwaynebow]

6:33 it took me YEARS to realize that the definition was a direct callout to the dictionaries stealing their words 😭

[@mud6760]

I looking for someone else who noticed this.

[@mohammedalmogalli3298]

Please explain more my brain can’t comprehend this

[@ttyt4078]

@@mohammedalmogalli3298 the definition basically means "not following the law pueposefully"

[@mymo_in_Bb]

imo their move to invent the word and then claim it's "fake" and "not a real word" is quite esquivalient. They brought it to life, now it's on them. They've got to take care of it. There's no such thing as uninventing a word once it's out.

[@egghamsil]

esquivalient is a nice word

[@joebidome425]

i call discord dord and so knowing it was technically a word warms my heart

[@rickb1973]

I heard once: "She puts the "b" in subtle".

[@benxvariety8878]

good one

[@senza4591]

Huh

[@rxquettes402]

oh..i get it now.

[@arnoudh6203]

@@rxquettes402 I don't? Can u explain?

[@3lhm4ch]

“You can’t hear a pterodactyl urinate because it’s silent p.” That made me laugh.

[@achtsekundenfurz7876]

3rd place: psychiatrist -- p is silent 2nd place: rendezvous -- z and s are silent winner: eclipse -- all flat-earthers are silent

[@requiem522]

@@achtsekundenfurz7876 10/10

[@kuj2887]

But how about a ptedoractyl?

[@yinnakatomi]

@@kuj2887 I was just thinking about if anybody commented about that

[@kuj2887]

@@yinnakatomi Statistically, there have to be a few of those who zero in on spelling errors, however small and to the average observer generally unnoticeable (and really immaterial). I'm like that. I'll notice the slightest mistake. It does help a lot in an editorial job. Shame I don't have one.

[@opNeptune]

*Others : How The Oxford Dictionary Made Up A Word!!* *Vsauce : Dord*

[@yashdeole1413]

*Vsauce

[@opNeptune]

@@yashdeole1413 thank you

[@eebu4053]

ITS DORN YOYOYOYOYOYOYOYO

[@tacoman736]

Neptune These are different times we live in now

[@zacplayzgamer6328]

​

[@00-WITCHY-00]

watched this and didnt realise this was made 10 YEARS AGO.

[@malikabraham3708]

Queue is just Q with 4 silent letters

[@rana4410]

malik abe yeah, it is! So are tee, gee, and bee

[@aethercore]

Oh golly. ;-;

[@pancake6002]

nah, i asked siri... its pronounsed koo e oo e xD

[@jowharaalshaigi8971]

Shizen

[@jowharaalshaigi8971]

@Mortus Evil wtf

[@potatobob5781]

"so, what kind of job do you have?" "oh, I'm a police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police." "...ah."

[@kidyomu89]

"ah... So uhm, what exactly does your job entail?"

[@Somewhere50]

Why do you have this job?

[@halzion]

@@kidyomu89 "So in my job I police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police..."

[@kidyomu89]

@@halzion “Oh, I see.”

[@boredrb]

Kidyom. U police

[@fmujic89]

Is it ironic to die in the living room?

[@fujianhehagedoorn9809]

fmujic89 yes

[@themythhunter8928]

yes Next day Account Terminated Our moderators have noticed that your behavior on ROBLOX is bad. Moderator Note: Don’t Swear On ROBLOX Abuse: Profanity Abusive Item: yes

[@arik_dev]

Reminds me of Stanley Kubricks Dr. Strangleove, "Gentleman. You can't fight in here. This is the war room!"

[@banishingwarden]

fmujic89 I call it the den..

[@kevnar]

"What you doing in that room?" "I'm living, dude! You should stop dining and try it some time." -Demitri Martin

[@Monkeymario.]

0:34 What actualy counts as a word? What is wordship exactly? How can you know if "the" is a word? Is "psst" a word? Is "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilivolcanoconiosis" a word?

[@InkyBunky]

Exactly! Is anything you just said even a word? Is anything Micheal said a word? No! He just made noises, but we've worked together to define those noises, and thus we can communicate "Word" is a noise we started making to describe a noise with a meaning But then, is "AHHHGH!!!" a word? It's a noise we use to communicate pain, or frustration If your dad asked you to get his brown slippers from outside the bathroom in the basement, you put together thise noises and their meanings in less than a second to understand you must "go downstairs", "head to the bathroom", "identify which slipper is" "brown" and bring it to your "dad" You can just keep going like this, i love thinking about strange, philosophical things like this

[@ElDiosMashiar]

All of them are words.

[@InkyBunky]

@ElDiosMashiar prove it

[@theemraldwolf5874]

From a linguistic perspective there is no one definition for what a word is or a letter or anything for that matter, it’s all collectively agreed and disagreed on. For one definition of a word there will always be strings of letters considered words that aren’t included

[@cannonfodderangry6517]

Michael: Irony Also Michael in the same video: Origin of dogs

[@ME-fi1nj]

Mr.Pikachu and it all started with the Oxford dictionary accidentally inventing a word

[@pizzawonderer5024]

"The moon is not moonly." -Michael Stevens

[@achtsekundenfurz7876]

...but what about Uranus???

[@dragonthingy4843]

@@achtsekundenfurz7876 What about my anus?

[@RhuBin02]

@@dragonthingy4843 n o

[@roosterreeves5099]

I read those as soon as he said that

[@dorianmearns7407]

“What do you do?” “I’m a police police police police police police police”

[@youareoneant]

AAaa aaaAA AAAaaaaa AAAAaaaaa aaAaAAa aaa aaaa Aaaaaa.

[@Foxy-ve1oh]

No one cares yeees!

[@DaminRSW]

we can condense this simply, to pig! how efficient

[@FleetwoodDevelopments]

@@DaminRSW 😐

[@Somewhere50]

@@DaminRSW huh?

[@Monkeymario.]

12:32 Also as far as I know, no one knows who made the original Who Let The Dogs Out.

[@etherraichu]

what makes orange a special word is that it was my first word. To this day my parents arent sure if I was talking about the fruit, or the color. This makes me happy.

[@kapilbusawah7169]

***** A rhyme so identical we don't even know it. Shit this rhymes and you didn't even catch it

[@eugeneubwk3525]

etherraichu Not Really Ironic, But: VSauce thought he answered the question on the Baha Men's song. But he did not. The song, "Who Let the Dogs Out," references ugly women at a nightclub-not actual canines.

[@Vitorruy1]

Eugene UBWK That`s so ironic... or is it?

[@antdx316]

etherraichu the Vsauce, no idea where he comes up with the kind of information he says it's so much and well-informed, descriptive, picturative

[@andrijakovacevic3443]

***** in Serbia its the same case :)

[@gameplaybin4739]

10:03 if you think about it, the song was a 10/10. You expect irony because of the title, but it doesn‘t really occur. Isn‘t that ironic :D

[@jacobbaer785]

Dontya think?

[@riymeep6708]

Vsauce proved wrong

[@anch95]

This is a self assuring statement, if it's wrong then it's wrong wrong, thus right

[@Sans-ih2el]

The song contains more than one types of irony. It's ironic that people think it doesn't include any irony.

[@isaiah-the-starborn]

Ironically ironic irony.

[@akhotaba7866]

Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from going into your eyes but whenever i have something in my eye its always an eyelash How EYEronic.

[@zemoeagle593]

Im In love

[@fitmedicos4238]

Good one😂😂

[@hardcorehammy7848]

i mean... i guess, but doesn’t that mean it’s doing its job?

[@chrisj403]

Doesn't that mean they're doing their job?

[@angelbear_og]

I guess I'm done with the internet today. Nothing will top this comment. 😂😂😂

[@LendriMujina]

6:28 That particular instance could easily backfire even if copyright traps _were_ enforceable, for the simple fact that esquivalience is an actually-useful word describing a scenario that a lot of people relate to. Not some niche jargon that nobody outside of a very specific field would ever even think about using.

[@bloodrune329]

“Mouth stuff is oral” -Michael Stevens

[@steinychickens9026]

Ha, he said that and you quoted him. Brilliant.

[@bloodrune329]

@@steinychickens9026 Ha, you replied to a 3 month old KZbin comment that’s just a quote from the video. Brilliant.

[@osku2290]

@@bloodrune329 Truly brilliant he deserves a nobel prize!

[@pepperc.7975]

@@osku2290 Brilliant!

[@schevling]

Brillo

[@assman6054]

At the beginning Michael talks about a dictionary mistake. At the end: WE FOUND OUT WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!!

[@Hyperion4K]

Finally we can find out what the dog was doing.

[@spingleboygle]

@@Hyperion4K guys i know what the dog did! the dog did th-

[@Hyperion4K]

@@spingleboygle ...and he was never heard from again.

[@itzpoizonn1177]

@@Hyperion4K Ranch

[@Pogramista]

i think that the song "ironic" is a brilliant example of situational irony since in the song where you except the irony there is none

[@atomicfault3972]

“The word comment rhymes with nothing.” No it doesn’t.

[@elgordobondiola]

Comment torment atonement

[@MrNateSPF]

Nothing rhymes with everything.

[@alfiealfie35]

@@MrNateSPF both aren't perfect rhymes, because they aren't the exact same after the first syllable

[@TrulySpeechless]

@@elgordobondiola They aren't perfect rhymes.

[@elgordobondiola]

@@TrulySpeechless nothing is truly perfect, except maybe Danny devito

[@lilith.xoxoxo]

ticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning in isolation and as such can never directly produce the four thousand Newtons force per square centimeter required to break bones.

[@lilith.xoxoxo]

what video was that phrase for? i can't find it :c

[@abimon76]

nerd

[@ClownGathering]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rp-ai5SKaKaapbc his video on misnomers!

[@guitarman0365]

All that effort to sound clever and you miss the beginning s in sticks. Was that intentional based on the topic of this video?

[@aidenr3310]

@@abimon76 ikr?

[@GarrettStelly]

Eat an orange, Travel to Blorenge. Hair is Silver, An elderly Chilver.

[@fremanestatejeffnuggets3417]

Garrett Stelly 15 rappers Eminem was afraid to diss

[@rougeandrei9095]

Lmao

[@alltheaudios3162]

Garrett Stelly a chilver can't be elderly because it's a lamb

[@connormurrster6833]

Straight bars

[@connormurrster6833]

@@alltheaudios3162 wrong

[@Offically_alive]

3:44 what about “bluffing and nothing”

[@Owen_loves_Butters]

ff and th are *slightly* different sounds and don't count. Perfect rhymes are very strict.

[@elongatedoval]

I have an ironic story... One time at my school someone was getting an award for 100% attendance but that day he wasn't in school

[@Xnoob545]

Lol

[@Gamper1]

That happened to me a couple years ago lmao

[@VesselTrinh]

F

[@ShreyanshPanchal]

Ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@4m33n]

BIG OOOOFFF

[@valdezmodesto]

3 years later, I still start every game of hangman off with the word "JAZZ". I have not lost a single game.

[@AndrewRibbit]

So ya like jazz?

[@plainclain8327]

So Ya Like Jazz?

[@ScoutMorganGaming]

So ya like Jazz?

[@Berked2Hard]

So ya like JIZZ? Combo breaker

[@helloworld4390]

So ya like jizz?

[@saintarkweather]

Chemistry class is like: "Water has a lower dord than stone"

[@dankdisney7714]

Physics* Gee, you're a bit dord yourself ain't you

[@maucazalv903]

That one kid: *vsausce music starts*

[@rtg_onefourtwoeightfiveseven]

I'm going to drop Dord in a casual conversation if I ever remember to do so.

[@lampoilropebombs0640]

Incorrect. Basalt with scoria has vesicles and can likely float on water.

[@brrrrrr]

@@rtg_onefourtwoeightfiveseven did you rember or did you forgor

[@alf73]

I've watch this video once before and I'm sure I've watched it before that but for some reason it still feels new and entertaining watching Vsauce videos every few months, the videos are just that entertaining.

[@prasanttwo281]

5:27 I've seen this video nineteen times and I never noticed that error

[@angerberry]

Same, ptedoractyl is not right!

[@zappawench6048]

@@angerberry I thought it looked wrong!

[@theevilteacher]

It was just for Michel to see if you were paying... Attention!

[@Gamepro5]

Orange the color rhymes with orange the fruit

[@jamiedickinson4079]

Finally!

[@limecyanizer4394]

And orange the tree

[@timothygodden7243]

Now I know I'm not truly alone. Sniff.

[@illuminsansy3528]

I put my *orange* *four-inch* *door hinge* into *storage* and are *porridge* in *Blorenge*

[@CJ-73]

ABSOLUTE MAD LAD!

[@kokochydaios]

Michael: Clouds make the day Cloudy Friends are friendly Poets are poe-- Me: P O E T T Y

[@leia710]

Meeeeee😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@floofyliu8819]

Anyone else pronounced that as Potty?

[@sugarcubeswirly]

@@floofyliu8819 No

[@PuhlReshaped]

@@floofyliu8819 No Po-ett-y

[@thesleepingslap2177]

That's ironic

[@JohnWarosa999]

5:30 saying the letter Y in the word “Prayer” is silent is a bit of a long shot no?

[@IljaMuromec114]

Yeah thats like the least silent silent letter

[@weler1]

depends on the accent

[@chisbraon9627]

Halfpenny seems far worse

[@JohnWarosa999]

@@chisbraon9627 nah it's actually silent. try searching up a pronunciation of it. it's a weird word for sure

[@yourboiFluff]

Yeah I pronounce it more like pre er but my sister says it more like prai er so it’s js the accent

[@aidanthird]

'nothing rhymes with nothing' me: of course they rhyme they are the same

[@Vijwal]

Well yes, but actually yes.

[@Ausjira]

Or are they?

[@depressedscoobydoo7070]

@@Ausjira *Vsause music plays*

[@vinyashere4all]

That was obviously intentional.

[@Vijwal]

OR was it?

[@braydank13]

But I still don't know Why is a building called a building, when its already built?

[@minecraftdimandar1283]

Cuz there is a word for building a building Constraction

[@Jake-ur5gi]

minecraft dimandar Close.

[@josuadom1320]

I am drawing a drawing.

[@minecraftdimandar1283]

@@josuadom1320 making a drawing? Maybe

[@malachitecookie9500]

oof 10 questions science still can't answer

[@rxider9037]

did this man just tell us who let the dogs out what an icon

[@irrelevant_noob]

yeah, and i literally choked on my popcorn when he concluded his 12:10 segment... :-"

[@oj3738]

I would like this but it’s at 100 and that’s to perfect to ruin 😂

[@equaius893]

@@irrelevant_noob roses are red, isn't that swell *yells in the background* Mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell!

[@kaanggeng]

A black hole is so much dord, even the light can't escape it.

[@sauveurdumonde5308]

One minute in: English language. Eight minutes in: Irony Twelve minutes in: Wolf mitochondrial DNA

[@scotttheexistentialst3775]

Twenty minutes in: Subscribe to Scott Tanner

[@JP_AZ]

🤣👍lol

[@idbestshutup]

I can appreciate that you titled your video “Dord.” and still get six and a half mil views

[@odochi7091]

@@ab1847k I thought we were the curious things

[@proloycodes]

9*

[@homartorres6851]

Almost 9 and a half now...

[@plutoandpolaris]

He made a video on the concept of nothing that has no title, no tags and a white thumbnail and it still got millions of views. That’s the power of vsauce

[@infinity6435]

if you ask vsause whats in the atmosphere you end up learning quantum physics

[@WTFBOOMDOOM]

And vice versa.

[@sunshinedaniela8572]

bro

[@TheDutchCreeperTDC]

@@WTFBOOMDOOM If you learn quantum physics you end up asking Vsauce what's in the atmosphere?

[@WTFBOOMDOOM]

@@TheDutchCreeperTDC Haha :)

[@santacruiser2214]

Start: Dictionary error. End: Types of irony.

[@Mars8765]

Kenneth Bui -ish

[@crunchybanana6616]

Santacruiser types + irony = tyranny

[@ひりて]

Not to mention, only a couple words rhyme with “anything.”

[@jackwood8496]

"The first pun in history... Was literally corny..." *Pauses Video* *Likes Video* *Resumes Video*

[@cooliostarstache5474]

I click like the first second the video starts

[@AaronKaiMCDNLD]

"I got my Orange from Blorenge, and the I open my Door Hinge to Florence"

[@M3rk420]

And eat a bowl of porridge with george

[@inigo137]

Didn't Eminem do something like that in an interview?

[@M3rk420]

@@inigo137 yeah he had a notebook with things that rhyme with orange and he said that he knew stuff that rhymed with it and was pissed that people said that orange didnt rhyme with anything

[@gavinshah7932]

gulden listen to brain damage by Eminem

[@firstlast-wg2on]

@@M3rk420 that is the most smooth brained Eminem interview moment

[@bonyfax2345]

As one reditor one said: “Before was was was, was was is” Edit: why tf is this lame excuse for a joke still getting replies?

[@thekonsti4712]

I've looked at this sentence for too long and am now unable to understand the word ''was''

[@うんち-v7y]

Damn deep

[@hechno9080]

When was was is, was was was still?

[@bonyfax2345]

Techno Show When was was/is was, was wasn’t/isn’t is

[@ariqsotherchannelidk436]

*He is speaking the language of the gods.*

[@MetallicMonkey]

“Mom I learned my first Dord” *Noted*

[@user-pf6yn6bv8s]

Police: Hey! Vsauce, Micheal here, your under arrest! Micheal: or am I? *music plays* Micheal: *proceeds to explain the etymology of the word arrest*

[@Peter_1986]

"But first we need to go back to the officer's birth."

[@ummtulip]

_But what IS birth?_

[@DelaliA109]

And as always thx for watching

[@weather9405]

Delad Ang - BlueWolf squishing Tape to Vsauce.

[@nettlecider]

.... **YOU'RE*

[@dcrenshaw42]

I always thought it was ironic that a song called "isn't it ironic" contained no irony.

[@luisp.3788]

guess it's up to interpretation what about it is ironic

[@dcrenshaw42]

@@luisp.3788 I dont think that's how Alanis Morrisette intended it, I really think she had no idea what irony was.

[@luisp.3788]

@@dcrenshaw42 Maybe.

[@ArgandTabletop]

Either we've got a paradox on our hands (kind of like 'This statement is false.') or we've got ourselves an idiot.

[@arpadrideg9864]

Is should have been called "It's totally not ironic"

[@smitepeke7456]

"You can't hear a pterodactyl urinate because of it's silent p" I wheezed

[@an_annoying_cat]

Correction: ptedoractyl Also have you never heard that joke before? It was one that everyone knew when I was in elementary school

[@smitepeke7456]

An_Annoying_Cat i spelled it right wtf are you on about

[@smitepeke7456]

An_Annoying_Cat and no, I have not. I’m not a native English speaker so that joke wouldn’t make sense here

[@an_annoying_cat]

It was a joke calling out that it was spelled wrong when he put it on screen.

[@smitepeke7456]

@@an_annoying_cat oh mb then

[@WAMTAT]

I didn't know so many words rhymed with nothing

[@pug_of_worlds]

"The skies are going to rain corn and **corn noises*"*

[@kaipark1649]

i always forget what the video is about when i'm watching vsauce videos, so i have to check the title again. but this one is called dord.

[@IndigoGollum]

What did you think of "ㅤ"?

[@kaipark1649]

@@IndigoGollum 🕳️🚶

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Oh, well.

[@lukejensen9933]

No its Dord.

[@kaipark1649]

@@lukejensen9933 No, it's "it's".

[@drahoth2100]

Wife: Hey, can you pass me the salt. VSauce: Sure, but... what if the salt passed you. *VSauce theme intensifies*

[@drahoth2100]

Heh, that's funny

[@maan6168]

Drahoth forgotto switch accounts, eh

[@dord4453]

Oh lol😆

[@JediEdi]

Heh, that's funny

[@royal_doberman]

Heh, thats funny

[@UdayKasturi-o5d]

Man I miss this VSauce. I would just come back from school and binge all his videos on loop. I go through a period of re-binging all of these videos every now and then. I wish he uploaded more often 😞

[@paintedcrow]

"On the subject of overanalyzing pop songs, analysis of *dog mitochondrial DNA* has revealed..."

[@loog8621]

_ that’s a bruh moment

[@curtisleblanc5897]

2:36 Or we could say: "I then tickle." in a brooklyn accent. I den tickle.

[@rotisserieprotocol3582]

this might be one of the most intelligent comments I've ever seen.

[@curtisleblanc5897]

@@rotisserieprotocol3582 Thank you so much. :)

[@senza4591]

Hah

[@irusvzi]

or I dun/done tickle

[@rotisserieprotocol3582]

@@curtisleblanc5897 Like I understand its depth and what not, but I don't think I could really explain why it's so clever, ya know?

[@ИванДогаев-ф3ь]

After watching 723 vsuace videos in a 78 hour period my brain can no longer retain knowledge.

[@aidenboothby9610]

Intelligence Stat Maximized

[@ME-fi1nj]

Super_Soviet u sad bugger

[@damiank5412]

You won't need to

[@WyattP20]

Oh no the Soviet Union has forgotten communism

[@byakuyatogami2905]

It's because you've obtained all of the knowledge in the universe

[@daanbos5918]

Dord is a short nickname for the city I live in

[@SasQuach-i9q]

Dord

[@hishamzaza174]

"Who let the dogs out??" : Answered. But we still need to know whether Annie is ok or not.

[@ravinerenegade]

A **s m o o t h c r i m i n a l**

[@southpaw_____studio]

And what Meatloaf won't do for love !

[@Cheetah-lq2sy]

:o

[@dreska255]

I just realized that that line is also a gramogram: NERUOKRUOKNE

[@thekonsti4712]

@@dreska255 holy shit

[@Eververcetti]

Fun fact: The word "short" is longer than the word "long".

[@slayer4515]

‘

[@burntbeansoup]

Huh. Thats *ironic.*

[@Visroker]

Wait, that's illegal.😂

[@royal_doberman]

Wow, that is so tru

[@carlbasky7637]

SCHLONG

[@Alehero]

“The most difficult word to guess is ‘JAZZ’” Not anymore lol

[@YT7mc]

I actually used this in hang man in a few weeks ago... It failed quickly lol

[@bencampbell-wilson6348]

'You like jazzzzzz'?

[@NovayaK]

Alehero what if in hangman you pick a phrase with literally every single letter in the English alphabet? It would be impossible for people to lose lol

[@apttewly]

@@NovayaK **The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog** try this

[@Mileshuh]

@@NovayaK yes you could lose, you get like 6 guesses not as many as you want. if you play correctly at least

[@NitroCodes]

This is my first full vsauce video. I've watched YTPs of him before. This is pure madness, the YTPs are somehow more sensical.

[@owenzinn4638]

Doesn't that mean that orange can rhyme with orange? The fruit and the color are different words, but still sound the same. Is there a term for this?

[@AlekPlaysMinecraft]

It's called stop being a smart ass

[@owenzinn4638]

AlekPlaysMinecraft xD

[@AlekPlaysMinecraft]

***** Truuuu

[@owenzinn4638]

***** Thanks!

[@TxRambo]

+Owen Zinn a homonym

[@Larryeb37]

at school there was a book about saving trees written on paper and we had to take notes on it with a pencil

[@---nobody---]

Finally, a real example of irony. Waaay too many people don’t understand irony and they confuse it with simple coincidences.

[@aranseanziegler1421]

Lol. That is irony!

[@bobbyhill4118]

Larry Berg true irony right here.

[@ticktockbam]

You guys should have wrote those notes on your iPads instead.

[@xelitez6438]

Class is about saving trees. *Proceeds to do tons of homework and projects on paper.*

[@peepeetrain8755]

Déjà vu: Already seen Jamais vu: Never seen. Some french for you there

[@ice9232]

Thanks baguette boi (i am actually learning french)

[@granola661]

Bonjour vu

[@ThatGuyCanmanNC]

Lil Malaria same. Je suis cannon. Tu parle francais?

[@ThatGuyCanmanNC]

Reaper of Souls salut

[@granola661]

@@ThatGuyCanmanNC Guten tag frank

[@michaelbrickieblock]

Vsause is the only channel that can go from dord to dog in 12 minutes.

[@No-pw3dh]

“The word ‘comment’ rhymes with 'nothing'” No it doesn't

[@metalslugfest]

'comment' doesn't rhyme with anything else either, haha

[@4r96]

@@metalslugfest Comet, Vomit, Common, Concept. It's about how you pronounce the words.

[@gothtearz]

4R - No it doesn't

[@martin11844]

@@gothtearz yes it doe's, but if not, stop foment in g uncritical thinking

[@gothtearz]

martin11844 - English, use it

[@ice-rv7tz]

And cities with fog in them can be foggy Or Chinese

[@juiceboxmusic729]

8000ice 😂😂😂😂😭😭

[@mav01]

LMAOOOO

[@hollowaychris77]

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@你还兔子]

I dont get it?

[@ice-rv7tz]

@@你还兔子 uh oh