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3rd grade at most
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@Xyznchro

[@charliemalhe]

The good thing is... she won't be graduating anytime soon.

[@ogueyratogeyrat7448]

that pfp HAHAHHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@TheDocperian]

@@ogueyratogeyrat7448 Hime Birb my oshi

[@danielyoon3313]

bibically lore accurate hime

[@charliemalhe]

@@ogueyratogeyrat7448 himemiya birb

[@spk1121]

Sakana is thinking, "I can't let her go now, she literally can't do anything else!" Most underhanded attempt at job security ever, brilliant work by the pink woman! 🐰👍

[@RedEyesBlackKnight]

It's like you can see the gears turning in her head, but the gears are rusted and the teeth worn down. Infact a few of the gears are missing.

[@spk1121]

Sounds like her actual teeth 😬

[@PDS350]

@@spk1121I thought the same thing

[@aelarlightbringer6372]

A few teeth, too

[@Souledex]

Her brain has gone to pretty dusty and rusty places for ideas as a cc. Though her talent for leaping before looking really added something

[@NHSofEngland]

You just describe Pippa 😂

[@TRSwordsman]

You would think a rabbit would be good at multiplying

[@trucid2]

Tuetle must be wrong. The rabbit isn't breedable.

[@Kumo-s6f]

"3 X 28 is... I need a calculator." Being a vtuber is an immediate -99 to the INT and WIS stats.

[@Gakusangi]

And +0 in Charisma, so you'd better be charming XD

[@Kumo-s6f]

@@Gakusangi Pippa's already got the Pipkin debuff for that stat, so her warlock build is maybe a *little* suboptimal.

[@garybicknell2135]

I think that's just the mold debuff.

[@randacnam7321]

@@Kumo-s6f And she has congenital Woman. Fs in chat for our bnnuy.

[@Fakheet]

You underestimate how many grown up people are unable to multiply or divide without a calculator

[@matchesburn]

"Pippa, do fifth grade math." Pippa: "I... can't even..." "Pippa, tell us about the problems with the Federal Reserve." Pippa: "You have to understand President Woodrow Wilson desire to centralize the economy and monetary system and... [goes on to give 30 minute presentation covering nearly a century of history of economics of the United States]..."

[@luthorkadamur1255]

Bros... it's just a bit right? Pippa is just being funny and silly, right?

[@FarMango]

We think she’s silly, but she’s here to save the world. She’s gonna fight till the end.

[@spk1121]

​@@FarMango: Mega-idols don't need no hecking book smarts! 🤓

[@rpgruli]

​@@FarMangoand she probably know how to reload a Glock

[@TheBigAEC]

I was there. It fucking wasn't.

[@VLifeEdits]

plz be patient she has severe Pipkin

[@DepresssedOne]

Didn't expect H20 Dankula

[@pathfindersavant3988]

ME neither, but he is somewhat of a Mad Lad isn't he?

[@aidreinhorn1534]

The count!?

[@PurplePiiPii]

​@@pathfindersavant3988I hate that word "mad lad" is stupid

[@medhathobo]

He's had that bit going for awhile now.

[@DepresssedOne]

@@medhathobo sure but my comment was more of a "props to uploader for taking extra step and merging sakana and dank for the" makes it funnier

[@drthmik]

My favorite quote from a KZbinr I watch: "Allow me to pull out this calculator that my teacher in school always told me I WOULDN'T have with me" [Pulls out smart phone]

[@lhei_tayuun]

Most of the knowledge was up there. It's just anxiety that runs the brain so hard you skip past the answer. The math might be a slightly different story, but she got there.

[@phoenixwright784]

Yeah, a lot of her issues during this stream seemed to come down to over thinking stuff and a lack of self confidence. I'm pretty sure Pippa's a lot smarter than she thinks she is. A fair bit rusty when it came to math, but she'd probably pick it up rather quickly again if she practiced since she used to be good at math.

[@RookieLee]

My schizo bunny cannot be that dumb, is she? Pippa:

[@matthewrawlings1284]

That sounds like the title to a light novel circa 2008.

[@xxXXRAPXXxx]

My schizo bunny cannot be that BREEDABLE, can she? 🤔🤔🤔🤔😭😭😭😭😭

[@ZCid47]

​@@xxXXRAPXXxxshe is really the opposite of pekora

[@xxXXRAPXXxx]

@@ZCid47 Never checked pekora. Is she a schizo too?

[@DelinquentChibi]

@@xxXXRAPXXxx Nah, she's a War Criminal. A very scary and clever War Criminal

[@heyyo2828]

I had marimari underscore en in my head this entire clip saying “pippa” in that like, motherly/concerned tone

[@Gakusangi]

Pippa probably has trouble with tests too. From over thinking the questions and second guessing herself.

[@SergioLeonardoCornejo]

The factors of 9 question proves it

[@Nibba96]

I would say someone who can't tell if they have the right answer or not is functionally as useless as someone incapable of reaching the right answer. Also knowing what a factor is and getting it wrong for 9 is pretty dumb.

[@brothersingaming6372]

“I use to tutored math” well damn those kids must have gone through hell

[@SoulfangSeeker7]

Pipkin is a very special bunny and that's why we love her

[@bituniverse8677]

I think the worst part was Pippa trying to multiply 28 by 3, and then getting 6 off of the correct answer.

[@grafzeppelin4069]

This was one of the rare times I watched the whole VOD. I was not disappointed. Which is to say, I was disappointed.

[@DelinquentChibi]

0:34 Is that Count Dankula? I did not expect Sakana to be Count Dankula all along. He truly is a Mad Lad, isn't he?

[@gryffinp]

7:52 pippa's model looking in disappointment at her streameer.

[@patchbeard]

She should never quit her Vtubing job

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Well the good news is she can't do that since that would be a _graduation._

[@MaxIzrin]

In the immortal words of another lovely rabbit lady: "Pain Peko"

[@ktfview5759]

pippa doing basic math and showing it.. is quite .....

[@mastnes1]

That self confidence just might be the lowest I've seen.

[@CLP99th]

That H2O Dankula gave me the tinglys

[@PierceArner]

If she didn't second guess herself, she'd be unstoppable.

[@mllrd]

Pippa not overthink things she has absolutely no experience in challenge: impossible

[@SeruraRenge11]

Starting to think the "high school dropout" thing isn't a bit

[@TheOneYouCantBEAR]

She probably did it for content. Clip makers like clipping VTubers fail. Remember the horror indie game with basic math homework? I remember seeing only 1 clip of someone in a compilation who got it right

[@SeruraRenge11]

@@TheOneYouCantBEAR I watched the whole stream and there were some parts where she seemed to be genuinely struggling on what I'd think is an obvious thing.

[@twopunchman9598]

​@@TheOneYouCantBEARYeah, though in that case it's because it's kinda expected that most people can do it, so it's only really notable if they fail.

[@MihaelGeng]

High school? But these are primary school level questions, bro...

[@iandavidvillaloboswong5180]

​@@MihaelGeng There was one with algebra which is an 8th grade subject. Still, it shouldnt have been so hard for her...

[@MrHitmancheg]

5 most terrifying words ever uttered: "I used to tutor math."

[@a_roach8513]

She was literally born to be a vtuber and nothing else.

[@dragonhitman1071]

At least gura isn't alone as the only dumbtuber Anymore. Lol

[@holdingpattern245]

the heteronyms thing actually got me good

[@bara_hunter]

funny thing is, we were taught only synonyms and antonyms multiple times, but not a single mention of this heteronyms/homonyms lmao.

[@AnglerfishAsylum]

5:57 how did Mari Mari Underscore EN manage to sneak her way into this game?

[@RichyArg]

damm, you're right, i didn't know she voice acted for games

[@OpusMagnus]

The way she brought up MS Paint to multiply by 3 will be stuck in my head for years

[@RockLobster521]

The streamer debuff is a well-documented phenomenon. I'm sure Pippa is at least as smart as a 5th grader normally.

[@androtaz2621]

Well there's always a job waiting at Wal... oh ... right.

[@WAAAAAAGH]

"Broke" implies it was ever working to begin with.

[@AdrianCruz_]

I about died when she got the A months wrong 💀

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

January February March April May June July Oggest September October November December

[@youtubefilth8529]

Oh my god pips. How did you need to draw the pie to figure it out. The mold spores really affecting her brain.

[@fennrir9809]

To give context: chat was ALSO having trouble with this one. We actually asked for the drawing

[@Paradoxikality]

The answer can vary if you think logically about what "one cut" is when something is already segmented into 4 pieces. Separate the 4 pieces and make one cut, you now only have 5 pieces, not 6. The answer can be 4 cuts to make it into 8 pieces if you think about it this way. But this is a question for 5th graders, so it wouldn't be getting that specific in the first place and there's no need to overthink it.

[@Shiirow]

​ @Paradoxikality four pieces, four cuts, equals eight pieces for you (1) and your seven friends. it can also be a misleading trick question, ive known teachers who use word problems like that to trick people just to fail them.

[@Shiirow]

four pieces, four cuts, equals eight pieces for you (1) and your seven friends. it can also be a misleading trick question, ive known teachers who use word problems like that to trick people just to fail them.

[@derpymule7977]

To be fair, it’s a bit of an awkward question because there’s an argument that cutting over a seat like that counts as two separate cuts, not one, so you could argue that the answer is actually 4.

[@maxnova9763]

5:12 “I used to tutor math” to whom? Preschool toddlers?

[@Ulta_Nagenki]

"I need a calculator." Pippa... It's not even in the hundreds.

[@Jokoko2828]

You have no reason to know that a heteronym is a homograph that's not a homophone unless you work with languages every day.

[@jsalsman]

To be fair I'm a professional engineer and I've used the concept of integer factors exactly zero times in my career. Polynomial factors yes, but not integer factors.

[@thatguyjared8560]

The wheels are spinning, but the hamster is malnourished.

[@spidergod9940]

Pippa really hated Augustus Caesar during this stream.

[@bradyp8868]

Every time i spell 'potatoes' with an 'e' my phone autocorrects to 'potatos' 😐

[@spk1121]

That's odd. You should be able to add the correct spelling to the dictionary. I don't know how to remove the incorrect way, though, sorry.

[@bradyp8868]

@spk1121 i don't really care either way lol talking to some people, the spelling seems like it might be a regional difference?

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

It's PotatOS. She's inside your phone and she's Still Alive.

[@mtnentertainment3454]

That is crazy ngl

[@RambleOn07]

It's just foot fetishists who can't keep their fetish out of everything.

[@Call-Me-Flores]

Never let her forget, bros

[@YuSooKey]

Don't be too hard on her

[@SupposeKennethed]

I don't know man, the chat's mirroring their oshi this time around too.

[@DAFORCEFilms]

So not only can she not stand up to a fifth grader physically, but neither mentally as well. Interesting.

[@GuyNamedKy]

So what we've learned here is on a scale of intelligence ranked from 1 to 100, Pippa scores a participation medal.... Obviously one made of non toxic materials in case she tries to eat it.

[@kab6754]

I never knew watching a streamer do maths would be so PHYSICALLY. PAINFUL🙃

[@thatscottishguy6935]

Pippa's past vtuber brain she's on to something else

[@TheSuperCasual2914]

So, despite her fuck-up on this stream, she did introduce me to the super-long (like her hands) addition method (SLAM) of math, and the math checks out. Except, she didn't have to do the 6+4 crap she did on stream. Good job, Pippa! You managed to give me a new perspective on math and I'm pretty happy you introduced me to that method of carrying over the second place digit. Good on ya, woman. Good on ya.

[@Squidmustard]

All of a sudden im not too worried about my math skills anymore

[@wrvcn]

5:20 Is some BS. The board says "appears" and the character reads that as "does NOT appear"

[@Mystic_Matt13]

Pippa...baby girl what is you doin'?

[@thatxonexguy1223]

She woulda felt better if Jeff Foxworthy was the host VA

[@aftermath21360]

Pippa got a bad number on her intelligence roll

[@logicm1770]

When Pippa's neuron activates, it revs up like her laugh.

[@sebansmatryx]

Man, I used to be afraid of math for so long, one day i got so mad that I decided to climb out of that pit. I'm still putting effort towards getting out but my confidence in learning has greatly improved, i've come so far in six months like you wouldn't believe. So watching Pippa struggle with what looks to me like a simple problem makes me regret not having been there to TRY giving her the answer or at least telling her what isnt the answer ☹️ If you're struggling like her, know that you can climb out capipis, I still haven't made it to the surface and there will be more work after that point, but I KNOW that i will get there one day, ready for the next challenge, DONT GIVE UP.

[@philosopherkingzant2037]

"Math is tough" -Barbie

[@erick4840]

i watched it live but it hurts the same

[@spk1121]

Stopping the list of months at July had to be the lowest point, I imagine 😔

[@leocoelho4536]

we need a collab where the phase talents compete to see who is smarter

[@123457474869]

This is the same woman who said she thought about becoming a doctor.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Why do you think doctors today charge you $600 just to say "I don't know what it is and I'm not gonna do any tests to find out. Take a script for some Oxies and get out of my office. NEXT!"?

[@tombworld9012]

Pippa had a Dan Quayle 'potatoe' moment.

[@123457474869]

You mean a George Bush potatoe moment

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

​@@123457474869wrong Dana Carvey character.

[@tombworld9012]

@@123457474869VP Dan Quayle was a guest judge at an elementary school spelling bee. When the kid spelled 'potato' correctly he prompted the kid to add an 'e' to the end.

[@Theonixco]

Marimariunderscoreen's attempt of this went about as well. Would have been interesting to see them go head to head.

[@thdn8127]

To be fair they didn't specify if the cuts were through the pies or peeps.

[@SergioLeonardoCornejo]

Looking at it positively, men LOVE girlfailures.

[@wherethetatosat]

Perfects squares: Are we a joke to you, Pippa?

[@pavelowjohn9167]

I really do want to see the other members of Phase Connect try this game out, you just know it's going to be a complete and utter shitshow 🙂

[@jendorei]

Panko played it a while ago

[@banana12323]

4:29 what in the world, the rabbit needs to brush up on those times tables

[@oscarfry324]

most schools only cover from 1x12 up to 12x12 then move on to division so her failing on this is normal if she isnt in a job were she has to use times tables

[@augustonian3522]

@@oscarfry324 my brother in christ, math isnt memorizing each different equation its figuring out the process and being able to do it with any number lol(not trying to be rude just joking)

[@oscarfry324]

@@augustonian3522 and im telling you how they do it in the us school system from when i was a kid its get the 1x12 to 12x12 into your head then move on

[@banana12323]

​@@oscarfry324That'd be all you need to solve such a problem, just gotta remember to carry the 2 lol

[@augustonian3522]

@@oscarfry324 look i get it man I went through the same thing, all im saying is what I took out of it seems to be different from you did, or at least what your saying pippa did.

[@Fourbix]

I knew she dropped out but i didn't knew she fell so hard.

[@patton1602]

Maths seems to always be a VTuber's Achilles Heel

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Then there's Nemu and Ollie. And even Vedal for that matter.

[@ADayinWhite]

I guess we know what kind of Pipkin she _DOESN'T_ have.

[@giancarlom.]

We need a Gura and Pippa collab on this.😂

[@000Krim]

This is kinda painful to watch

[@fallouthirteen]

Watching her try to do basic math just made me feel sad.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Unironically. I remember a while ago she said something about her childhood that caused Kirsche to blurt out _"that just makes me sad. It makes me want to give you a hug and tell you it's gonna be okay."_ This is like an even more stark example of that. I genuinely hope her chatbot Advice Andy encourages her to go back for her GED.

[@YuSooKey]

@@DistractedGlobeGuy she got her diploma some years back. Pippa says it wasn't GED but an actual diploma through an expedited course.

[@akancess]

Pips... not like this...

[@nate1511]

She’s so much worse than I could have ever imagined 😂

[@vilhjj]

This is what home schooling looks like

[@SeikOsito]

You know I don't expect a lot from streamers on this game But Pippa lowered the bar immensely with that math section alone

[@LanceCorporalHawk30]

It’s not Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? without Jeff Foxworthy

[@YT_Lucks]

The Wii Shop music is eternal.

[@Igris-E]

No longer my kami oshi

[@treadnokash7598]

Where is fishman? Fishman dancing with glow sticks

[@terribledemon3033]

I now understand why some teachers hit their students.

[@cobaltprime9467]

0:59 ngl I never heard that word before so I can’t judge her

[@True-Sea-Turtle]

She's not smarter than a 5th grader but she's incredibly breedable.

[@Sixshotsavior]

Never miss a beat do you Turtle-kun?

[@capnminus]

this video was posted 5 minutes ago wtf

[@TheNewLooter]

I'm disappointed that you didn't say "but she's just as breedable"

[@DarkEcho119]

@@TheNewLooter I guess he won't be receiving a like from me this time

[@Niyucuatro]

But how would she homeschool the result?

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Pippa GED study arc incoming. Math lessons taught by Nemu History lessons taught by Moom English lessons taught by Shiorin Science lessons taught by Vedal Art lessons taught by Snuffy Geography lessons taught by Tricky, or really just anybody that's not Yuzu Health and Physiology lessons taught by Vex Required gym credits with Fussy Baby Furrian

[@RambleOn07]

Is FBF also known as Filipino Frank?

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

@@RambleOn07 and Kris. And Rachel.

[@bdmngs5884]

environmtent; spelled e-n-v-i-r-o-n-m-t-e-n-t environment. I mean environmtent.

[@Awakened_Mucacha]

When my writing is identical to that and she says: I write like an idiot. ;-;

[@ReaperDanny112]

5:13 this one goes really hard 😂

[@apepchoko]

Ajajaja pippa nunca decepciona, pure quality content 😂👌

[@Vulkans]

Artistic and retired.

[@randacnam7321]

And acoustic. And regarded.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

And Atlantic and restarted

[@linkdude777]

i hope she knows how funny she is.

[@darkmega97]

She was, in fact, not smarter than a fifth grader

[@chillout203]

This is sad 😭

[@WeirdLookingRabbit]

Small ass pie if you can cut the entirety of the length with one cut

[@DrMDHyde]

I’m smarter Pippa!

[@hexaquras9374]

I may not be smarter than a 5th Grader but can a 5th grader catch these hands though?

[@Thankfully_Over]

Honestly I can relate, I am also stupid as hell

[@LuisEdGm]

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