WAHTCH DGOGGS

Footage from the lovely Izuniy coz i'm not playing this mess:
• Watch Dogs All Cutscen...
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[@Patchess]

*I T S N O T T H E P I Z Z A G U Y*

[@eg149p]

IfritMaster lemme get uhhhhhhhh... *BONELESS PIZZA*

[@Patchess]

...

[@ramiritoavila9078]

IfritMaster pizza guy machine brone

[@ramiritoavila9078]

broke*

[@Patchess]

🅱️roke*

[@kynamite1196]

aiden I don't know guns *one shot quickdraw*

[@HeySlickThatsMe]

**Headshot**

[@rollerpuntazo1640]

Kynamite ubisoft's creativity in a nutshell

[@strifeserver9770]

Zooming faces changes everything!! xDD

[@poomanfromtarget6045]

JeaniusKek I was wondering what the joke is, still am

[@ytn675]

JeaniusKek i know

[@user-ng2lz8pm4j]

4:44

[@abdullahalotaibi239]

@@ytn675 apps

[@abdullahalotaibi239]

@@user-ng2lz8pm4j baby

[@aclevername8399]

*Violently kicks chair into injured leg* "Talk soon, partner."

[@inactiveaccount6884]

chair abuse no good

[@abdullahalotaibi239]

0:444

[@abdullahalotaibi239]

44.44

[@abdullahalotaibi239]

4:44

[@cooltheodore3641]

he just used zooming but it's still hilarious

[@poomanfromtarget6045]

Cool Theodore How?

[@inactiveaccount6884]

69 likes yay

[@shuaybw3138]

"-badboy ? -what ? -badboy17 ? -what the fuck man ? -*shakes his head with a sad look on his face as the poor dude leaves*" i never realised how weird this situation is holy shit XD

[@ohoh5312]

What?

[@shuaybw3138]

@@ohoh5312 dude probably thought aiden was there to meet up with some guy for some "business" especially because he says "badboy17??", looks really different when you dont have the context

[@ohoh5312]

Ubisoft worries me sometimes

[@drobviouslol]

@@shuaybw3138 I never made that connection

[@shadowarcheress7260]

3:08 - 3:11 *My two moods*

[@steele_heart77]

SAME

[@mitchellc4226]

Sticky bomb. See. It sticks!

[@bruhSaintJohn]

Says the guy with the name that ends on C4

[@inactiveaccount6884]

*mind blown*

[@debbiemeyer2307]

Blown away

[@jaysunisdumb8482]

8 years and I still laugh at it

[@aleamnckdh7350]

5:07 "My giant blip-"

[@devintariel3769]

I've got a lot on my mind

[@user-ng2lz8pm4j]

"wOoO hOO"

[@theamazingpancake2489]

"And your friends were gross" *Stares* "Bye Jacks"

[@defalt7023]

*Pow Pow Pow*

[@thesalmonserver5871]

sticky bomb *IT STICKS*

[@bruhSaintJohn]

L I K E A B O M B STICKY *THINK ABOUT IT*

[@thesalmonserver5871]

ThePhirenor goddamnit

[@devintariel3769]

ThePhirenor It naaawt the sticky bomb. We are in the midst of stickiness here Pearce.

[@justdontlook01]

this is hilarious

[@leviathanverse]

Sylvester Molenaar I'm DYING

[@christheginger4869]

3:07

[@ytn675]

Sylvester Molenaar it is!

[@skfearland]

"I called the cops" "You did?"

[@maxxycomet7324]

I build stuff. You do. I'm also allergic to cookies. *Aiden Knocks Tobias Out*

[@Jack-cf7wm]

I don't remember posting this... (Maxxy Comet is my old account)

[@coffee6058]

too far this addiction has gone TOO FAR!1!1!

[@ritu4l644]

6:26 her face when after she shoots the guy And wtf, aiden is driving without looking What a skill

[@SurvivalOfTheCunts]

"Ｈｅｙ．" "Ａ　ｗ　　ｆ　ｕ　ｃ　ｋ．．．"

[@MetalisBae]

Jumpcuts and zooming in. I never thought it would make things so damned funny. XD

[@euphoriccamel833]

ARE YOU MAD? -I don't know anymore. (AHH BA BOO BOP) [Clipped]. Sums up Watch Dogs in a collaged scene pretty well.

[@cake941]

bad boy 17 lol

[@G-DORA]

Ya know the campaign would've been 100 times more interesting and better if it were Aiden and china-man as a duo sort of thing

[@devintariel3769]

Tu-Tumu Teira Probably will be the prequel the story behind Aiden Pearce and his origin. A developer told around 2014 that Jordi and Aiden used to run together as part of a fixer team with Damien as the handler/hacker. The job at the Merlaut was a fixer contract, and both Aiden and his sister were trained in basic combat skills by their father who was in the IRA. So I think that might be Watch Dogs 3, set in the early to mid 2000's before CTOS, so to profile people you'll have to break into police stations and offices to get information on people to put on your server. And instead of Ctos towers you get early wifi hotspots and drive around town looking for new hotspots as well as phish unencrypted data through the hotspot. You also have a huge ass old phone and laptop, and pager for online contracts lol.

[@katiem9128]

@@devintariel3769 I wish that was what WD3 was.

[@inaki915]

@@katiem9128 I really really wish that was what WD3 was. frankly anything would have been better. :( and thats such a dope ass concept too.

[@HudahTuTink]

Why is this so funny?!

[@poomanfromtarget6045]

Hoo Doo You Think? It isn't.

[@HeySlickThatsMe]

1:01 BadBoy69? **Gay Music**

[@wrench_7750]

HeySlickThatsMe AHAHAHA

[@rollerpuntazo1640]

HeySlickThatsMe lel xdxd

[@sevency6677]

I did not understand

[@Moonoom]

*pow pow pow pow pow pow pow*

[@dwc500]

"I want a Nod in your Manifesto"

[@DanB_68]

It's not the boneless pizza guy.

[@Patchess]

You stole my comment

[@bruhSaintJohn]

Report it to the cops, go ruin his life, why don't ya?

[@DanB_68]

IfritMaster sorry I didn't see your comment before I posted it.

[@Patchess]

LOLitsDanB It's fine

[@adolfoortiz6905]

LOLitsDanB Thats funny But it should've been 🅱oneless

[@chuke190]

"I build stuff" "You do" Wow 10/10

[@blubehriluv]

These are so fucking good

[@poomanfromtarget6045]

Blubehriluv How?

[@user-dw8uf1ny6t]

1:26 Jordi- Hi. Aiden- Oh fuck. Jordi- *It’s not the pizza guy!*

[@technogd5509]

Proof that zooming in is the pinnacle of modern comedy

[@Error62451]

Jordy makes the entire game better

[@salemdoesstuff]

"sticky bomb, you see" *bump* "it sticks."

[@ytn675]

Saltiest Walrus i love maurice

[@thechrisanator1678]

Jordi:It’s not the pizza guy*meanwhile looks like a Chinese*

[@ZIETH]

The awkwardness is so...... hilarious XD

[@Denise_260]

0:50 😂

[@adrianomartello295]

Io :] Pop quiz in a nutshell

[@DJSIQRIQ]

1:14 - *You took the words right out my mouth*

[@jagermarius5826]

Jordi:I called the cops Aiden:you didn't Jordi:POW POW POW POW Aiden: :/

[@bruhSaintJohn]

I mean, in a way this vid is supposed to be funny, but all it did is showed how good some of the facial animations are. Even in 2017 that is still true. Say what you want about downgrades, but it still looking good, impressive even.

[@maxxycomet7324]

"Hey." "Oh f**k". "It's not the pizza guy."

[@ritu4l644]

4:18 worse animation XD

[@EpicStreamMan]

Love it, well edited, makes me wanna play the first game through again, thanks ;c)

[@TheOtherDeimos747]

*shot of black gang soldiers walking out of building* white man with chicago accent: time to fuck this guy up

[@blondeboi2132]

"NO, NO, take it as "none of your business""

[@Isiauwuehrifi]

Watch dogs one: makes a big deal out of killing anyone and makes player question their moral choices Watch dogs 2: haha grenade launcher go boom boom

[@nexusc.5552]

This is what Pokémon Go gets you into

[@suzzie1592]

watching this made me realize how funny this game really was.

[@zach_the_guy5257]

It's a uhh...sticky bomb. It uh... sticks. *WOAH TECHNOLOGY!*

[@wrench_7750]

"Are you mad?" "I don't know anymore...."

[@null324]

2:19

[@BluChemical9087]

Watch_Dogs but it's embarrassing.

[@berdnord]

*_IT_* *_STICKS._*

[@tangerinedream8987]

3:06 that supercut tho.

[@matteoemanueleluzi6557]

Mood

[@Warweazel]

6:21 "I don't know guns." *BLAM* Doesn't even flinch.

[@bruhSaintJohn]

Everyone knows how to pull the trigger, she probably has no idea how to reload and aim properly.

[@Warweazel]

I know, I was just pointing out the already obvious irony.

[@blondfoss]

God, ubisoft actually put some effort in those facial animations/mocap back then! Look at those subtle facial expressions, and those models aren't even that detailed compared to now, now the faces look super detailed yet move like robots, specially the lip sync, I think only really important pre rendered cutscenes get that special treatment, here it's in game and all the time.

[@dandyhighway-man8701]

This game is awesome

[@ytn675]

I simply love this video so much. Perfect.

[@cloudybookcase9189]

It's everything I love about the game

[@kalebsanchezgrainger9310]

The camera angles make it feel like a really dark episode of Parks and Rec.

[@ForecastGrim]

Hi Ah fu- It's not the pizza guy!

[@JAXUTUBE1]

I’m gonna replay the entire campaign just for that

[@saiga3115]

"It's the sticky bomb, see, it sticks"

[@MK-cd6eg]

idk how youre doing this but its pure awesome

[@inactiveaccount6884]

-Hi. -Oh, fuck, it's not the pizza guy! -Shinywidow, 2017

[@temmorijken5762]

Everyone got the game wrong, they all wanted a tough guy who turned out not be one all while the point was that this is just a comedy

[@stanislawignacy]

nicky nicky

[@julianwilliamson3364]

This I basically watchdogs the shortest anyone can put it

[@Hualian_4_lyfe]

Jordi: *creepy face* hi Aiden: Aw fuck jordi: *looks high off his mind* Its not the pizza guy The face he made makes it better

[@frummer8373]

"You've pissed in evertbody's beer now"

[@octonitro]

“He’s talkin to me” “WAH-“

[@pr0phet_196]

I love this game so much

[@crunchyguy8723]

AH NOICE 0:43

[@SpinoRexzillaEN25]

This made me want a video game or movie where they cut every single scene between the characters talking.

[@ninam6313]

mood tbh

[@maxxycomet7324]

This is beautiful. Btw, Jackson on the train has a hovering IPad from his hands.

[@JAXUTUBE1]

3:08 The waiter after I pay in exact change

[@jacktiran5840]

Can take 3 bullets to the head Yet can't climb a small edge

[@thewrench89]

I love these games

[@nsilvya6079]

This video proves that my sense of humor is deteriorating

[@ytn675]

I loved this!

[@181patty]

am I the only one that likes watchdogs

[@waubadoo]

181PATTY 8 no

[@wasu1532]

3:07 the Iraq part lmao Technically me watching this video

[@bruggingmoe]

one quick story recall

[@iamdeviljho2795]

"Bedbug can get into any girl's bed!" "That's disgusting!" You tell him granny

[@deadinheart5699]

-Where the hell have you been? -What?! -He's talking to me *stab* *-A-*

[@JAXUTUBE1]

3:08 When I hear another among us meme

[@anarchysaint]

That's a bit sussy

[@felicity8680]

"I know stuff" "You do"

[@teacupturtle3541]

This gives me life

[@unclebasil3489]

Wotched Doges is actually a good game in muh opinions. I recommend playing it with fan-made graphical mods, like The Worse mod and Kadzait24’s Watch_Dogs E3 Mod - with these the game looks gorgeous and gets very close to what they displayed on E3. Still, all the hate the game got due to the downgrade, unkept promises and the typical Ubisoft DLC bullshit is well deserved.

[@unclebasil3489]

PS: good vid, Windowman.

[@matthewlinus4691]

I can't tell if you're ironic or not.

[@stan5794]

you became ironic and gradually became unironic

[@kAY-yl5en]

Aiden: are you Tobias Tobias: it's none of your business AIDEN: I take that as a yes Tobias: NOtAkeThaTAsNOneOfYOUrBusINess

[@ytn675]

I love this!

[@bibirutan]

HAHAHA, WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY?! xD

[@DidYouSayChoco]

lmao bro

[@jzgthezilla4130]

DidUSayChocolate look who's here

[@highwayman3816]

How *d* o you have all these *i* deas? *R* ight now I'm *t* oo laz *y* to *b* e *o* verly productive. I' *m* going to lie down *b* efore I accidently fall asleep somewhere else.

[@Braincain007]

rektangle ok dirty bomb

[@emmastone8068]

Hahaha, OML, did you put some of it together or was it in the ctscenes like "uh uhm h" and stuff? ( I haven't played the game for years so I don't remember lol)

[@rayscene5887]

Emma Stone No he put that together XD

[@emmastone8068]

Oh Hahah xD, it would be fun if it was in the cutscene hahah XD,

[@Sabba7h]

Jordi is the Watch Dogs equivalent of Trevor Phillips

[@MRMADASSASSINx]

I gotta replay this game.

[@NotTylerT]

I love this

[@DG-vg2hk]

"pow pow pow pow pow"

[@-firestorm-3811]

I'm a year late but DAMN I laughed so much I wanna play it again xD

[@gamplex-ilikevideogames3591]

Perfect.