Waiters - JACK & DEAN

[@katyrobson2915]

*That shits problematic son*

[@cinnamongunfire]

Katy Robson I open the comments at THIS EXACT POINT GOD DAMN IT

[@TheGodOfPegana]

My jaw fell down at the "Can you" line and stayed that way till the end credits.

[@TheLastJack]

He did not like the cut of Jack's jib.

[@athenamartin3442]

I laughed so hard I could hard after just being shook

[@supercool1312]

TheGodOfPegana i needed to it again to get it

[@avengingechelon]

I had to rewind and watch it a second time, Jack’s face murdered me 😂

[@anbaspon]

I like the cut of you jib, Pegana! Meet me in my office on Monday.

[@Christian-ir2mb]

first time seeing this one, the note pad and the guy tagging along in the bathroom absolutely killed me.

[@jacintak2118]

SAME HONESTLY

[@kamuu_8186]

Same xD

[@h33day]

yeah that’s great. I COULD USE SOMEONE LIKE YOU

[@brrobinn]

@@h33day Call my office on Monday! I might have a position for you.

[@aduckwithayoutubechannel]

*I COULD USE SOMEONE LIKE YOU*

[@arsg66]

Bathroom montage still the best bit

[@cocothefatpriest1935]

I like the cut of your jib arsg66 i could use someone like you pop by the office first thing Monday morning

[@fabovondestory]

Defenetly

[@Breezy-wz8ji]

‘No asparagus isn’t a utensil’

[@Bram_Duin]

I love how the confused dude joined in on the class

[@gandolf7849]

Can you is simply amazing

[@rachealcatt5738]

A real waiter is not a waiter without a tray actually, preferably round, made of metal, and fucking heavy! Usually carried with the palm of the hand... I hate my job...

[@cerisehood2531]

Bro, same

[@bnatrual]

Palm of the hand??? I've always used fingertips wth

[@stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369]

Awesome

[@julia-md9bh]

So basically a pizza pan

[@mw9688]

NaNomi Fingertips? I use my my rock hard washboard abs.

[@The1Liner]

7:12 the black dude taking notes on the knife and fork is the funniest thing i've seen in a long time

[@melododie]

Omg lol I didn't really notice that!

[@sepiasmith5065]

same 😂

[@mattbendijo5850]

I was actually about to comment that

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

When i read it i thought you meant notes like physically on the knife and fork

[@teddabear8890]

*phork

[@livridley3515]

"WHAT THE FUCK can i get you?" still my favourite line

[@cipriganea0000]

Mine too forever

[@twchh]

"Asparagus is not a utensil."

[@zanzlanz]

Is mayonnaise ...a utensil?

[@COhlen]

@@zanzlanz Horse radish is not a utensil either

[@alansmithee419]

Is that a dare?

[@blueglaze1514]

What about a AR-15

[@harrystone3527]

Not with that attitude

[@sammikinsderp]

I love Dean and Jack.

[@palmtree1958]

Derrick?

[@rossaitken2157]

palm tree darren...

[@misclickable]

Sammikins So you like the cut of their jib.

[@jamesg265]

Misclickable could defiantly use someone like him

[@riverevans726]

Rot

[@cheesoid6628]

"Well... can you?" killed me with laughter

[@olliehancock6107]

I've already eaten my advent calendar but this is a better one

[@flori8320]

what did you do with the chocolate ? cuz you're not supposed to eat the calendar itself ya know ?

[@melododie]

@@flori8320 True

[@minaashido518]

@@flori8320 wait You’re not supposed to? WE’VE BEEN DOING IT WRONG *DENKI*

[@fraeni90]

*PHORK*

[@thenerdyanarchist3492]

!

[@StonksNZ]

*fork.

[@thenerdyanarchist3492]

@Xan D Whoosh

[@StonksNZ]

@@thenerdyanarchist3492 "In case you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap!!" -Megamind. (I tricked you into r/Woosh ing me.)

[@Tricks_99]

@@StonksNZ clever... very clever... -Flowey from undertale

[@earthtoapollo9553]

I'm sorry but that bathroom scene has me HOWLING.

[@meiblaze391]

I like the cut of your jib! Be at my office at 4 on Monday!

[@nihil8471]

7:12 I lost it when the other guy joined him in taking notes

[@jinko17bro]

I like the cut off your jib, 12 Deans of Jackmas!!

[@acookie7548]

_jackmas_

[@TenthSgtSnipes]

I like the cut of your jib boys, I could use men like you!

[@Monolith308]

Monday?

[@twish1474]

Im enjoying these so so much I haven't laughed like this in ages

[@cinnamongunfire]

twish one more like and you have a circle of likes ITZ THE CIRCLE OF LIIIKEEEESSSSS

[@kermitthefrogdad4003]

Sausages

[@cocothefatpriest1935]

I like the cut of your jib twish i could use someone like you pop by the office first thing Monday morning

[@thenerdyanarchist3492]

Same

[@ragequitrhino128]

Thanks for giving this to us for free Jack and Dean

[@jackanddean]

Chris Holds Anything for you, Deadpool ♥️

[@elderflower2133]

This is my favourite episode so far I'm screeching

[@AbhiP]

They should’ve been in rewind

[@TenthSgtSnipes]

I wouldn’t wish the rewind this year on anyone honesty, I think all the good youtubers dodged a bullet not being in it

[@ellaw9144]

dont curse that upon them lol

[@poeven]

Isn’t this from 2016 though? 😊

[@theanimatedwatermelon7661]

Nope check the description. It came out yesterday...

[@poeven]

the animated watermelon I know this particular video did just come out, but the series as a whole originally came out several years ago 😊

[@carlolongobardi3369]

“But can you walk the walk” “Can you?” This is under any point of view the better line I’ve heard so far. Simply brilliant!

[@annettemaclellan]

The biggest gem of this series so far is definitely marv & the actress that plays her!! She works so well off the both of you & kills every line she delivers.

[@annemcrowell]

Agreed, Marv brings me so much joy!! Jessica Hynes absolutely nails it every time.

[@gingerinajacket8519]

I dont know which is funnier: 1. The idea that Jack has a slide prepared for Dean to point to, including soup on a list of foods he doesn't use utensils for, or 2. Dean took the time to draw out and color all of those things on the slide, which must have taken a good minute, or 3. Dean knew that Jack was going to bring a chart of how to use a fork and a knife and included a slide himself about it, and Jack just went with it.

[@KeltroidGaming]

I really need to get a jib cut.

[@astiengreenhart]

A jib is a sail and the cut is the way it's positioned.

[@tinyplxnet]

i could literally watch the same lot of jack and dean videos and not get bored

[@DeanDobbs]

Maia Ford I could.

[@tinyplxnet]

@@DeanDobbs i saw that sneaky edit

[@melododie]

Same here. And I do.

[@heathermaloney7708]

These are making my Christmas soooo much better !!

[@fraeni90]

Your speech at the beginning, I felt that.

[@extremelylongwords]

this series is genuinely hilarious

[@ryantrue4844]

Imagine if you actually had to do a test and get a licence to use a knife and fork with a spoon being a special add on you apply for

[@fishlord9777]

There actually is, you need to take it for your knife loicense.

[@toastmcgyee7918]

When the other guy started taken notes aswell “ asparagus is not a utensil “ had me dead 🤣❤️ so funny love u guys

[@cocosostre509]

I love their creativity and that’s the thing I respect in people so much, so props to you guys!

[@GabrielSykes]

Number one on my top 10 list of transitions: "What the fu- Can I get you?"

[@alexeleni2257]

Jack and Dean deserve more appreciation that’s the tea

[@f4d4]

"knife and fork is like a good marriage, unlike the one your parents had" I've seen this son many times and it still make me wheeze

[@jacintak2118]

Kiss 4:35 What the fuck can I get you 5:06 Bathroom scene starts 5:56 Teaching Dean how to use the knife and fork 6:20 Fuck it 7:58 Can you? 9:55

[@minecraaftbeevids8563]

‘You wouldn’t see Spider-Man without his cape’ lmao

[@MKJwhoa]

Gerald is clearly an NPC. Just two cut scenes and the rest is repetitive dialogue loops. "I like the cut of your jib! I could use someone like you! Give my office a call first thing Monday!" Great episode, guys!

[@Zinkromo]

okay but that steak looked TERRIBLE

[@DeanDobbs]

Zinkromo Even more terrible when you consider that there was more than one take... 😵

[@Zinkromo]

@@DeanDobbs you poor soul

[@nataliew6979]

@@DeanDobbs how did it taste?

[@emeline_4]

I already loved the first 3 episodes, but 'I like the cut of your jib' ended up making me cry from laughter! I also love how informative this series is: so far I've learnt how to tell babies apart (hat), how to recognise a waiter (napkin), what's a fork...

[@katyamsden7624]

These are so brilliant and "PISS!" made me legit laugh out loud

[@spoonchad5686]

Cut my jib

[@everest7063]

I can just imagine dean casually shovelling soup into his mouth at a dinner table

[@Voidmaster2812]

Well he only said that he can’t use fork and knife so I think he can use a spoon

[@adonutasimpledonut9713]

"Wouldn't see Spiderman without his cape" Don't think anyones seeing Spiderman at all anymore m8

[@peach5764]

“What the Fuck can I get you” is the most ingenious line transition ever I’ve heard! I’ve watched it a billion times- this series is incredible.

[@alwaysgettingthere]

I really enjoy spotting all of the cinematic references, the more you know the funnier it is!

[@NapazTrix]

This is my favourite of Jack & Dean of all trades, and one of my favourite sketches of your whole channel. So many of the jokes got me laughing out loud. While some jokes were repeated or spun a different way they never felt repetitive and only drove home the punch lines.

[@seanatello_king_of_jello608]

“No asparagus is not a utensil” XD

[@melododie]

Love angry Jack. Love this episode! Love the reoccurring "I've not seen it." gag. Hilarious as always!

[@louispalmer4797]

I keep rewatching this series it's too good

[@ladoucelette]

I'm not even through the video, but I needed to pause to comment: I don't think I've ever laughed that much at a KZbin video ever... So many gems in this... So so many... Wow!!!

[@mariamerrill5875]

I like the cut of your jib Jack and Dean. Another fantastic episode really enjoying this series

[@sarahdsc]

Absolutely love these Jack and Darren videos, they truly make my day

[@lucasrobin2788]

6:54 "...uh....why-" made me giggle soooo much

[@poeven]

I did watch the whole first series when it first came to fullscreen, but I think I’m loving it even more the second time around. Can’t wait until we go into the second series!

[@jackanddean]

Neither can we!

[@Pepperpotk]

the other guy taking notes in the bathroom cracked me up!

[@ashareeoo]

Man, I watched these episodes on Fullscreen ages ago. SO well done!

[@GeorgiaAwkward]

they also seem to be getting funnier and funnier as they go along so keep it up

[@claremattingly3924]

a cog in the *murder* machine

[@SavageLynelButtPlug]

Get back in the emo cave where you belong! We put you all in there for a reason.

[@claremattingly3924]

@@SavageLynelButtPlug if you get the reference you belong here with us

[@ciarabough4179]

THEY SAID ALL

[@chimarajigsawlord]

TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA ME

[@jonnypayne598]

They could care less as long as someone will bleed!

[@tristanripoll3312]

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. That is my jam, right there !

[@CondensedComments]

9:00 Hahaha, as he's lifting his arm in protest; well written guys!!

[@kletus888]

I am oh so very happy this is finally on KZbin! Love you 2, such an inspiration. You beautiful British boi's breathe life into me.

[@kowleys8521]

This is the best for quarantine

[@Voidmaster2812]

Agree

[@CRAITIFT]

I cant express how grateful I am that Jack and Dean made these videos free... I dont even have youtube red available in my country. Thank you SO MUCH, Jack and Dean!!!

[@shaa1184]

The Shining reference at 5:41 ;D

[@LellsCreates]

"Wait!" "I was about to."

[@fran-yt4ok]

I LOVE THIS. Y'all are so talented

[@akashsankar9111]

Wait a second... Human is on the list of the "Top 4 Hardest Things to Cut"! 6:35 . Intriguing...

[@wam172]

watched both seasons several times now and this episode is definitely my favourite

[@laurenjohnson5941]

“WHAT FHE FUCK-can I get you?” I love the writing you guys put into this omfg

[@frances3444]

This feels like watching Christmas films with the fam :) just nice :) thanks for posting guys

[@wirej]

really enjoying these episodes! sorry i was too lazy to sign up to fullscreen xx

[@DecentDan]

This is my favourite episode! so many hilarious moments. That guy in the toilet is my favourite character of the entire show and he's only in it for like 3 seconds

[@marty6779]

5:09 Best cut in history.

[@toridstonvillage7954]

This was honestly beautiful. Sold me on the whole series

[@littlecrimsoncloak]

WAITERS IS MY FAVORITE EPISODE HELL YESSSSSSS

[@kajoleretour2460]

This one is my favorite episode! I've already watched the series and they are as funny as the first time. Thank you for all your work!

[@nandini1740]

Hot-dang! I loved it. I love that if talked about real problems and normalised them without making the episode about them, because then it sort of (I think) makes the defaulters feel like they're being lectured, while this just gives them perspective. Brilliant job boys. (Idk why they won't let you direct KZbin rewind lol)

[@nandini1740]

It*

[@scoob1670]

I remember when I watched the full series on Fullscreen. This is bringing back good memories.

[@mtteo99]

This series is amazing! Best Christmas present ever! Not that it's difficult to be better than a green-pea, weirdly shaped and itchy sweater...

[@LittleMissHoney1000]

I love this series.

[@nuclear1323]

Lol I love it when it deans shouts “PISS!”

[@GravitationallyChallenged]

Day 4 of asking Jack and Dean to come back on random videos I'm watching because I feel nostalgic

[@SwissSauce]

This is such an underrated series. This is an underrated KZbin channel!

[@Fafnirod123]

This series is honestly incredible

[@rof2452]

9:56 bruh that made me fucking wheeze

[@freya1446]

love the shining reference!!

[@nyncarrot]

SPIDER-MAN WITH A CAPE HAGAGAHAHHA

[@mynameisKOEN]

honestly the best line in this is by far, I didn't want to say anything, you've been through enough. Pure friendship.

[@theadventuresoflilhan]

oh the camera work is just so brilliant here. the "what the fuck- can i get for u" was just so CLEVER

[@livbamber7285]

i LOVE the shining reference, actually I love the whole thing, one of my absolute favourite episodes

[@AnEmu404]

Oh my god i just watched the shining the other night and- “All work and no play makes jack a dull boy” on the notepad was hilarious 😂

[@zApple769]

Such high quality productions! And incredibly well written imo... Amazing that we can watch this on youtube...

[@TheJasAndLanaShow]

I LOVE YOU GUYS SOOOOO MUCH! These videos have been making my Christmas better! I’m glad you guys make these videos and I’m glad that you are doing something you love. At least I hope you love doing it. Ugh I’m rambling! But thank you so much for making entertainment for us. We all think you guys are amazing!

[@emilyh9159]

this is genuinely so good!! I love it so much pleasseeeeee keep writing

[@ayesha4155]

"Can you?" I SCREAMED! Well done boys, well done

[@FunnCubes]

i love the cut at 5:11 who ever wrote this is a genious!

[@georgevlogsjpg]

so excited to be able to see my favourite episode again thanks fellas

[@madebymelz7702]

I love the editing in this

[@beingfunisfun]

this is defo the best one so far **applause**

[@MerryShrug]

Been watching, enjoying and looking forward to these every day ever since the 12 Deans of Jackmas announcement.