Waiters - JACK & DEAN

[@katyrobson2915]

*That shits problematic son*

[@cinnamongunfire]

Katy Robson I open the comments at THIS EXACT POINT GOD DAMN IT

[@TheGodOfPegana]

My jaw fell down at the "Can you" line and stayed that way till the end credits.

[@TheLastJack]

He did not like the cut of Jack's jib.

[@athenamartin3442]

I laughed so hard I could hard after just being shook

[@supercool1312]

TheGodOfPegana i needed to it again to get it

[@avengingechelon]

I had to rewind and watch it a second time, Jack’s face murdered me 😂

[@anbaspon]

I like the cut of you jib, Pegana! Meet me in my office on Monday.

[@The1Liner]

7:12 the black dude taking notes on the knife and fork is the funniest thing i've seen in a long time

[@melododie]

Omg lol I didn't really notice that!

[@sepiasmith5065]

same 😂

[@mattbendijo5850]

I was actually about to comment that

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

When i read it i thought you meant notes like physically on the knife and fork

[@teddabear8890]

*phork

[@Christian-ir2mb]

first time seeing this one, the note pad and the guy tagging along in the bathroom absolutely killed me.

[@jacintak2118]

SAME HONESTLY

[@kamuu_8186]

Same xD

[@h33day]

yeah that’s great. I COULD USE SOMEONE LIKE YOU

[@tonediaster]

@@h33day Call my office on Monday! I might have a position for you.

[@aduckwithayoutubechannel]

*I COULD USE SOMEONE LIKE YOU*

[@arsg66]

Bathroom montage still the best bit

[@cocothefatpriest1935]

I like the cut of your jib arsg66 i could use someone like you pop by the office first thing Monday morning

[@fabovondestory]

Defenetly

[@Breezy-wz8ji]

‘No asparagus isn’t a utensil’

[@Bram_Duin]

I love how the confused dude joined in on the class

[@gandolf7849]

Can you is simply amazing

[@rachealcatt5738]

A real waiter is not a waiter without a tray actually, preferably round, made of metal, and fucking heavy! Usually carried with the palm of the hand... I hate my job...

[@cerisehood2531]

Bro, same

[@bnatrual]

Palm of the hand??? I've always used fingertips wth

[@stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369]

Awesome

[@julia-md9bh]

So basically a pizza pan

[@mw9688]

NaNomi Fingertips? I use my my rock hard washboard abs.

[@livridley3515]

"WHAT THE FUCK can i get you?" still my favourite line

[@cipriganea0000]

Mine too forever

[@fraeni90]

*PHORK*

[@thenerdyanarchist3492]

!

[@StonksNZ]

*fork.

[@thenerdyanarchist3492]

@Xan D Whoosh

[@StonksNZ]

@@thenerdyanarchist3492 "In case you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap!!" -Megamind. (I tricked you into r/Woosh ing me.)

[@Tricks_99]

@@StonksNZ clever... very clever... -Flowey from undertale

[@sammikinsderp]

I love Dean and Jack.

[@palmtree1958]

Derrick?

[@rossaitken2157]

palm tree darren...

[@misclickable]

Sammikins So you like the cut of their jib.

[@jamesg265]

Misclickable could defiantly use someone like him

[@riverevans726]

Rot

[@twchh]

"Asparagus is not a utensil."

[@zanzlanz]

Is mayonnaise ...a utensil?

[@COhlen]

@@zanzlanz Horse radish is not a utensil either

[@alansmithee419]

Is that a dare?

[@blueglaze1514]

What about a AR-15

[@harrystone3527]

Not with that attitude

[@cheesoid6628]

"Well... can you?" killed me with laughter

[@nihil8471]

7:12 I lost it when the other guy joined him in taking notes

[@olliehancock6107]

I've already eaten my advent calendar but this is a better one

[@flori8320]

what did you do with the chocolate ? cuz you're not supposed to eat the calendar itself ya know ?

[@melododie]

@@flori8320 True

[@minaashido518]

@@flori8320 wait You’re not supposed to? WE’VE BEEN DOING IT WRONG *DENKI*

[@earthtoapollo9553]

I'm sorry but that bathroom scene has me HOWLING.

[@meiblaze391]

I like the cut of your jib! Be at my office at 4 on Monday!

[@TenthSgtSnipes]

I like the cut of your jib boys, I could use men like you!

[@Monolith308]

Monday?

[@jinko17bro]

I like the cut off your jib, 12 Deans of Jackmas!!

[@acookie7548]

_jackmas_

[@ragequitrhino128]

Thanks for giving this to us for free Jack and Dean

[@jackanddean]

Chris Holds Anything for you, Deadpool ♥️

[@carlolongobardi3369]

“But can you walk the walk” “Can you?” This is under any point of view the better line I’ve heard so far. Simply brilliant!

[@annettemaclellan]

The biggest gem of this series so far is definitely marv & the actress that plays her!! She works so well off the both of you & kills every line she delivers.

[@annemcrowell]

Agreed, Marv brings me so much joy!! Jessica Hynes absolutely nails it every time.

[@twish1474]

Im enjoying these so so much I haven't laughed like this in ages

[@cinnamongunfire]

twish one more like and you have a circle of likes ITZ THE CIRCLE OF LIIIKEEEESSSSS

[@kermitthefrogdad4003]

Sausages

[@cocothefatpriest1935]

I like the cut of your jib twish i could use someone like you pop by the office first thing Monday morning

[@thenerdyanarchist3492]

Same

[@elderflower2133]

This is my favourite episode so far I'm screeching

[@AbhiP]

They should’ve been in rewind

[@TenthSgtSnipes]

I wouldn’t wish the rewind this year on anyone honesty, I think all the good youtubers dodged a bullet not being in it

[@ellaw9144]

dont curse that upon them lol

[@poeven]

Isn’t this from 2016 though? 😊

[@theanimatedwatermelon7661]

Nope check the description. It came out yesterday...

[@poeven]

the animated watermelon I know this particular video did just come out, but the series as a whole originally came out several years ago 😊

[@gingerinajacket8519]

I dont know which is funnier: 1. The idea that Jack has a slide prepared for Dean to point to, including soup on a list of foods he doesn't use utensils for, or 2. Dean took the time to draw out and color all of those things on the slide, which must have taken a good minute, or 3. Dean knew that Jack was going to bring a chart of how to use a fork and a knife and included a slide himself about it, and Jack just went with it.

[@KeltroidGaming]

I really need to get a jib cut.

[@astiengreenhart]

A jib is a sail and the cut is the way it's positioned.

[@tinyplxnet]

i could literally watch the same lot of jack and dean videos and not get bored

[@DeanDobbs]

Maia Ford I could.

[@tinyplxnet]

@@DeanDobbs i saw that sneaky edit

[@melododie]

Same here. And I do.

[@fraeni90]

Your speech at the beginning, I felt that.

[@heathermaloney7708]

These are making my Christmas soooo much better !!

[@ryantrue4844]

Imagine if you actually had to do a test and get a licence to use a knife and fork with a spoon being a special add on you apply for

[@fishlord9777]

There actually is, you need to take it for your knife loicense.

[@extremelylongwords]

this series is genuinely hilarious

[@GabrielSykes]

Number one on my top 10 list of transitions: "What the fu- Can I get you?"

[@cocosostre509]

I love their creativity and that’s the thing I respect in people so much, so props to you guys!

[@toastmcgyee7918]

When the other guy started taken notes aswell “ asparagus is not a utensil “ had me dead 🤣❤️ so funny love u guys

[@alexeleni2257]

Jack and Dean deserve more appreciation that’s the tea

[@f4d4]

"knife and fork is like a good marriage, unlike the one your parents had" I've seen this son many times and it still make me wheeze

[@minecraaftbeevids8563]

‘You wouldn’t see Spider-Man without his cape’ lmao

[@Zinkromo]

okay but that steak looked TERRIBLE

[@DeanDobbs]

Zinkromo Even more terrible when you consider that there was more than one take... 😵

[@Zinkromo]

@@DeanDobbs you poor soul

[@nataliew6979]

@@DeanDobbs how did it taste?

[@adonutasimpledonut9713]

"Wouldn't see Spiderman without his cape" Don't think anyones seeing Spiderman at all anymore m8

[@spoonchad5686]

Cut my jib

[@katyamsden7624]

These are so brilliant and "PISS!" made me legit laugh out loud

[@everest7063]

I can just imagine dean casually shovelling soup into his mouth at a dinner table

[@Voidmaster2812]

Well he only said that he can’t use fork and knife so I think he can use a spoon

[@seanatello_king_of_jello608]

“No asparagus is not a utensil” XD

[@emeline_4]

I already loved the first 3 episodes, but 'I like the cut of your jib' ended up making me cry from laughter! I also love how informative this series is: so far I've learnt how to tell babies apart (hat), how to recognise a waiter (napkin), what's a fork...

[@peach5764]

“What the Fuck can I get you” is the most ingenious line transition ever I’ve heard! I’ve watched it a billion times- this series is incredible.

[@alwaysgettingthere]

I really enjoy spotting all of the cinematic references, the more you know the funnier it is!

[@Pepperpotk]

the other guy taking notes in the bathroom cracked me up!

[@MKJwhoa]

Gerald is clearly an NPC. Just two cut scenes and the rest is repetitive dialogue loops. "I like the cut of your jib! I could use someone like you! Give my office a call first thing Monday!" Great episode, guys!

[@melododie]

Love angry Jack. Love this episode! Love the reoccurring "I've not seen it." gag. Hilarious as always!

[@GeorgiaAwkward]

they also seem to be getting funnier and funnier as they go along so keep it up

[@louispalmer4797]

I keep rewatching this series it's too good

[@nuclear1323]

Lol I love it when it deans shouts “PISS!”

[@sarahdsc]

Absolutely love these Jack and Darren videos, they truly make my day

[@littlecrimsoncloak]

WAITERS IS MY FAVORITE EPISODE HELL YESSSSSSS

[@laurenjohnson5941]

“WHAT FHE FUCK-can I get you?” I love the writing you guys put into this omfg

[@ladoucelette]

I'm not even through the video, but I needed to pause to comment: I don't think I've ever laughed that much at a KZbin video ever... So many gems in this... So so many... Wow!!!

[@claremattingly3924]

a cog in the *murder* machine

[@SavageLynelButtPlug]

Get back in the emo cave where you belong! We put you all in there for a reason.

[@claremattingly3924]

@@SavageLynelButtPlug if you get the reference you belong here with us

[@ciarabough4179]

THEY SAID ALL

[@chimarajigsawlord]

TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA ME

[@jonnypayne598]

They could care less as long as someone will bleed!

[@ashareeoo]

Man, I watched these episodes on Fullscreen ages ago. SO well done!

[@petdog461]

*Looks up* What the fuck- Can I get you? 😂😂😂😂

[@LellsCreates]

"Wait!" "I was about to."

[@NapazTrix]

This is my favourite of Jack & Dean of all trades, and one of my favourite sketches of your whole channel. So many of the jokes got me laughing out loud. While some jokes were repeated or spun a different way they never felt repetitive and only drove home the punch lines.

[@toridstonvillage7954]

This was honestly beautiful. Sold me on the whole series

[@kowleys8521]

This is the best for quarantine

[@Voidmaster2812]

Agree

[@LittleMissHoney1000]

I love this series.

[@scoob1670]

I remember when I watched the full series on Fullscreen. This is bringing back good memories.

[@memegumin]

*I LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR JIB!!! KEEP IT UP JACK&DEAN!*

[@sophieheafield898]

Now I’ve forgotten how to use a knife and fork thanks

[@supercool1312]

Sophie Horayne learn to use a forknife

[@nyncarrot]

SPIDER-MAN WITH A CAPE HAGAGAHAHHA

[@fran-yt4ok]

I LOVE THIS. Y'all are so talented

[@rattycheesegirl2686]

‘What the fuck, can I get you?!’ This is officially my favourite show omg

[@CRAITIFT]

I cant express how grateful I am that Jack and Dean made these videos free... I dont even have youtube red available in my country. Thank you SO MUCH, Jack and Dean!!!

[@trinitysmithanimation4566]

I love them so much Derrick and Jack 😍❤️

[@rowan4684]

Darren*

[@leila6735]

@@rowan4684 I think you'll find its Jarren and Derrick

[@supercool1312]

Trinity Smith i ship derrack

[@trinitysmithanimation4566]

@@supercool1312 me too 😂😂

[@DoeiDenise]

The continious twists in dialogue omg i can't!!

[@elle1107]

"Hard Boilded Egg" on that poster

[@tristanripoll3312]

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. That is my jam, right there !

[@cecelialovescows]

the punchline of “can you?” gets me so good every time!! 😂

[@freya1446]

love the shining reference!!

[@poeven]

I did watch the whole first series when it first came to fullscreen, but I think I’m loving it even more the second time around. Can’t wait until we go into the second series!

[@jackanddean]

Neither can we!

[@wam172]

watched both seasons several times now and this episode is definitely my favourite

[@minareid5618]

what a flipping amazing training montage *thumbs up*

[@dampfoxes]

It's not Dean's fault he couldn't cut the steak. They gave him a table knife instead of a steak knife.

[@ayesha4155]

"Can you?" I SCREAMED! Well done boys, well done

[@darthsyphilis6008]

Aw, come on, I waited the whole video for Jack to say: "Use the fork!" or "May the fork be with you"

[@livbamber7285]

i LOVE the shining reference, actually I love the whole thing, one of my absolute favourite episodes

[@emilyh9159]

this is genuinely so good!! I love it so much pleasseeeeee keep writing

[@theadventuresoflilhan]

oh the camera work is just so brilliant here. the "what the fuck- can i get for u" was just so CLEVER

[@rosiaidek]

I just want the theme song on Spotify it’s so pretty

[@Chirishgambino]

The guy in the bathroom is a brilliant detail hahaha

[@Fafnirod123]

This series is honestly incredible

[@AndArrington]

This take me back to my server days

[@IAmSoVeryEmotion]

One lovely new thing I’ve noticed on my 10th ish watch: Dean’s presentation was hand-drawn (very well I might add), whilst Jack had these pre prepared for this exact situation

[@kletus888]

I am oh so very happy this is finally on KZbin! Love you 2, such an inspiration. You beautiful British boi's breathe life into me.

[@mynameisKOEN]

honestly the best line in this is by far, I didn't want to say anything, you've been through enough. Pure friendship.

[@mariamerrill5875]

I like the cut of your jib Jack and Dean. Another fantastic episode really enjoying this series

[@beingfunisfun]

this is defo the best one so far **applause**

[@SwissSauce]

This is such an underrated series. This is an underrated KZbin channel!

[@kajoleretour2460]

This one is my favorite episode! I've already watched the series and they are as funny as the first time. Thank you for all your work!

[@GravitationallyChallenged]

Day 4 of asking Jack and Dean to come back on random videos I'm watching because I feel nostalgic

[@frances3444]

This feels like watching Christmas films with the fam :) just nice :) thanks for posting guys

[@DecentDan]

This is my favourite episode! so many hilarious moments. That guy in the toilet is my favourite character of the entire show and he's only in it for like 3 seconds

[@lilyharris5730]

Love a bit of Jack and Dean in my life, especially their inspirational speeches

[@lucasrobin2788]

6:54 "...uh....why-" made me giggle soooo much