WAKE UP

[@theoneslayer8560]

"Man desperately in denial of dead wife"

[@princenaimNFS]

I was trying so hard to avoid looking at it that way

[@frug5629]

This video went from funny to depressing now. :(

[@funnyname725]

Lmfao

[@flashrose2496]

Lol why is beyond me

[@skeip6331]

Oh, holy fuck that’s dark XDDDDD

[@exxelsetijadi5348]

doctor : "he is in horrible condition and have no chance of waking up again" the protagonist's companion :

[@the-hd5cx]

Anime

[@theorb9472]

*Miraculously wake up *everyone tears *protagonis thanks the companion for waking him up

[@DJacob1301]

*people believe in protagonists* Protagonists: “I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!”

[@Niki43377]

Lol

[@LAV-III]

DJacob 1300 protagonist lives *stomp stomp*

[@Purple_Sloth]

“Hey you, you’re finally awake.”

[@lukassisu9919]

You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

[@goncalocarneiro3043]

DON'T WAKE UP!

[@cutiebunnyamber3447]

Nah fam i still havent-

[@michaelweiske702]

@@lukassisu9919 Damn you Stormcloaks. If you hadn't been in the way, I'd have taken that horse and been halfway to Hammerfell.

[@rifter4680]

Please someone stab me with a dagger

[@Slasher1125]

System of a stop laying down

[@Void_Drip]

Was that a reference of System of a Down?

[@SketchMickeyFromFNaTISKETCHES]

I will do a karate CHOP SUEY

[@YourAverageYoutuber22]

GRAB A BRUSH PUT ON A LITTLE MAKEUP

[@l1lTay]

I love you.

[@ilovelegos4271]

boom

[@GG553]

John please, this isn't healthy, she's been gone for 2 months, she isn't waking back up, I'm begging you please...

[@theoverrayted]

LMFMAOOFJFJDJDJ

[@gracemichael3347]

You can't have sex with her, shes dead john

[@GhostLink92]

@@gracemichael3347 I mean, you can...

[@sapateirovalentin348]

@@GhostLink92 but this is cold,i know by experience *i mean i buried people at a time i swear i never touch* ...

[@elianaambriz3157]

The accident wasn't your fault John

[@Xaxp]

Protagonist: *Is in coma* The power of friendship:

[@Neucod55]

Kid cartoons in a nutsheel😂😂😂😂😂

[@whillgaming24]

Ha, My Little Pony: Comas are Magic

[@johnjacobjingleheimerschmi6655]

Lifetime movie network

[@DustGundam]

M.h.a. in a nutshell

[@MrMato]

@@whillgaming24 actually I think it was a reference to Mai Valentine in Yu-Gi-Oh

[@slimjim1002]

Church: starts at 10 My mom at 5 in the morning:

[@youtubeguy415]

*wake up*

[@far0145]

*I'm only waking you up for breakfast*

[@USER_S4V4NT]

Slim Jim its even earlier if you have a catholic grandma

[@Machinima1827]

amem

[@chimerschang]

I did not notice this until after the fact, but I'm the 666th like on this comment. ^^;

[@CrimsonKnight79]

My mom waking me up for school:

[@gzilla783]

I sure hope your mom doesn't slap you in the face with a fake dong.

[@TheTrustyHole]

*I LOVE THIS ANIMATION* THE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS, THE MOVEMENTS, *I LOVE IT ALL*

[@fishley20]

If you like this so much, you should check out this guys youtube vid and channel kzbin.info/www/bejne/n5C5emmAYsmSmqs

[@monidasaur1552]

@@fishley20 Thank You. I needed that

[@fishley20]

@@monidasaur1552 no prob my friend

[@GmodMark]

don't forget about the dildo

[@kirbykops3680]

The likes on this comment say 9/11

[@saltysalt7627]

Delak, you magnificent microwave, that's a nice animation

[@houseofskulltulips]

i need my maaaaaagnificent microwave casserole >:3

[@AstroManX100]

Wait, so do you mean he's a microwave oven or just a microwave?

[@houseofskulltulips]

no, Dr. Magnusson needs his casserole.

[@jevil1034]

Excuse me good sir, But may i use you you put salt on my meal?

[@jaykazi9548]

When u want start YOUR day with ur girl, ur girl took a sleeping pill, AND she over slept

[@themilkman7162]

Plot twist: she was waking up after the first slap but he knocked her out with the rest

[@phazon8826]

How does she wake up from the strangling tho?

[@not_SuperDuper]

Did you notice 0:08 🤨

[@Fandestdh]

@@not_SuperDuper Bruh,now i did

[@lexsamreeth8724]

Your milk is delicious

[@nonhotrovatounnomemigliore9221]

Plot twist: she was already awake but she is a masochist that likes to get slapped in her face

[@swiftbristle]

So uh...I played this in 0.5 speed to appreciate every single frame but found within the 8th second of the vid. I think the 7th slap, he slaps her with something hilarious! Delak you're a frickin GENIUS!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@EBAN_08]

💀I'm dead

[@28Zapper]

“Something Hilarious”

[@jplays2914]

I literally commented this 😂

[@GreentixxyTheZeldaFan]

A FUCKING PENIS…..

[@JoshDelbosque]

It’s a fly swater

[@jahjah7940]

The Kim Jong Un’s surgeons after his operation

[@alvr3461]

If it's true, then I doubt they still alive with all the slap they did. 😂

[@puttilepuffie]

@@alvr3461 they would certainly not be alive if kim didnt wake up from it

[@Niki43377]

Lmao

[@kyoukoxizumi642]

Nah bro that's a died corpase

[@datboimrbee3366]

You know he got the firing squad after that

[@WillyThePrick]

Imagine how extreme life would be if you had this guy as your alarmclock.

[@xsepect]

lol

[@marcusmcquillan1195]

I would need a nap

[@levvesel]

Я был бы не против

[@KILLERXXXX896]

I would never be late to work again

[@mikeshirona1319]

@Experiment Fantasy, I think everyone who saw this has this as their alarm now lol

[@ItalianNinjaa]

*TABLE*

[@jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593]

*devo fare legname*

[@jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593]

@ErPandex *sarà più semplice se usò un piccone*

[@cerocero2817]

Self righteous table?

[@jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593]

@ErPandex *NON VOGLIO CHE MI PRENDANO*

[@KillerDitto77]

TABLE TABLE TABLE TABLE TABLE

[@bobotheactualgoat]

KZbin: “Listen again From KZbin Music” the whole video: a man trying to wake a woman up with no literal music except a millisecond at the end

[@RedTheHead]

Me: *dies* Card: *declines* The doctor:

[@randomselfimprovementchann1304]

Isn’t it the other way around because a doctor doesn’t get paid to kill u

[@randomselfimprovementchann1304]

@Roberto Grigoraș whats r/woosh

[@silly_lil_guy]

@@randomselfimprovementchann1304 it's the sound of the joke flying around your head

[@greenistheworst]

@Roberto Grigoraș found a totally legit redditor

[@drknz6301]

@Roberto Grigoraș say @you.missed.the.joke

[@DiamondBrickZ]

Final Scene of _Romeo and Juliet_ by Shakespeare (circa 1567)

[@MarshmallowHope536]

Oh wow yea that is kinda the final scene

[@phospenguillite8895]

Nice.

[@MarshmallowHope536]

DiamondBrickZ I’ll do ya one better Alternate ending of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

[@lucy9698]

🤣

[@LunaMinuna]

Lol

[@amyr667]

"If she's not waking up she's a heavy sleeper or deceased." Confucius

[@maxedout5828]

@@bonnierobloxrip bro

[@tilsspunbytails7790]

@@bonnierobloxrip deceased is the same thing

[@dashsoulsthehornyone9125]

@@bonnierobloxrip or RIP

[@tilsspunbytails7790]

@@bonnierobloxrip too bad now I did it again

[@dashsoulsthehornyone9125]

@@bonnierobloxrip R I P

[@brodiesmith7957]

4 years later he is still trying to wake her up

[@adrianbogarin7]

😂👍

[@InsaneSalmon]

5 years now.

[@nokay3809]

You slapped her so hard you made her unconscious *You monster*

[@kakarotfromdragonball4677]

For science... You monster.

[@RF-Ataraxia]

@@kakarotfromdragonball4677 Fatty? Fatty fatty, no parents?

[@kakarotfromdragonball4677]

Ohhh, you are kidding me.

[@irugelgumiho5195]

slapping someone aren't enough to make them unconscious falcon punching them however is a difference story

[@randomguyon8299]

This is thitty

[@edgeofspace8655]

Kids at 5:00 AM on Christmas Day to their parents:

[@agent_277]

So true 😂

[@artguy195]

True😂

[@timmothygroglk8831]

Why is that so true though?

[@randomfandomcreator2376]

you have created a meme right here XD

[@artguy195]

Cuz kids wake there parents up and...like 3am

[@LittleSombreroDog]

Solid snake: *dies* The dude screaming snakes name when he does:

[@NoirLaro]

*Miller

[@askamikaze3936]

Mei ling

[@mishafox4888]

Otacon

[@askamikaze3936]

RADN

[@cammitalbainshoku4253]

Ocelot

[@Tencelled_JR]

Me sleeping past the time i go to school, My Parents:

[@ijustcompletedpart7201]

Juliet:*kills herself* Romeo:

[@lukasvavra2473]

Not really

[@Anonymous-73]

I mean you’re not wrong

[@thisisnolongeravailable.3662]

He Slaped Her Wife By 26626262626263626266262222928584948584259249249994185295934959249342944495922922862 Times So Her Wife died シ

[@augur8261]

-20 for being unoriginal

[@multigrandmarquis]

If he actually did this the play would have ended without a double suicide

[@o6_n1kk1]

WAKE UP, LIEUTENANT IT’S ME, *CONNOR*

[@ST4_R]

*The android sent by CyberLife*

[@qExAi5]

@@ST4_R "who help in your investigation, remember?"

[@christinataylor1380]

I snorted-

[@itsallogrenow9287]

*drags to restroom*

[@Acorn212]

Someone say my name? Shut up, I know its a terminator reference

[@jtsturt8366]

Legends say.. She still hasn't woken up

[@firestone181]

Matt is that you

[@art3mis728]

Matt... we meet again.

[@highfivedog2336]

I beat you in boxing..... I thought you were dead

[@MakeeDoodles]

**Oh Oh, you're approaching me...**

[@caydenbong3362]

We meet again...

[@WindowsGG]

that one disney fan: i love sleeping beauty...and that animation 😍 someone randomly animating the entire sleeping beauty film in...10 minutes:

[@13KnightLite31]

“Dalak fans in denial of gorgeous Freeman’s recent passing”

[@epiclifeross]

Mystical-YT NO THATS NOT TRUE THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

[@account_error8374]

This is fake news

[@asscat1095]

**crying**

[@MaitreObi-WanKenobi]

@@epiclifeross Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

[@stan5794]

you're lying because you're just jealous you're not dead

[@carlosgamingtv7181]

legend says he's still trying to wake her up.

[@yeeii]

LOL

[@NiightmxreXD]

now that's just sad

[@flamezx2550]

When you know she's not gonna wake up anymore: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Cringemaster710]

@@yeeii HAAAAANK

[@thesauce1682]

Wake her up! WAKE HER UP INSIDE!! CAN'T GET UP!

[@二ノ-g8v]

Mgsv script: Doctor: "We're too late, he's in a coma Miller:

[@RodsRetroplays]

"You've been in a coma for nine years."

[@toodlesyes9687]

*ThIs Is PeQuOd ArRiViNg ShOrTlY aT tHe Lz*

[@GrenaGreystone]

Boss that was a chlid

[@ghosthuntermike2592]

@@GrenaGreystone Amazing, an excellent job out there.

[@hoodycoo4391]

ENGRAVINGS...

[@spaghettiANDmeatbawls]

kids waking up their parents at 3:00 AM telling them that they had a nightmare:

[@literallytwilight]

Plot twist: She's dead.

[@bmmura]

Another plot twist: He's dreaming and IRL She's alive

[@Oracle_Sp]

Double Plot twist: She died due to Too much dreaming

[@saxo9459]

Plot twist she was just dreaming until he slaps her Shes dead now

[@namesryan50yearsago65]

He killed her

[@brockstarsher6091]

I obviously knew that

[@cereskerrigan]

BREAKING NEWS: MAN IN SERIOUS DENIAL OVER RECENTLY DECEASED WIFE.

[@zagoat9384]

I think is he's daughter

[@antoniolee7817]

@Shroomy Dan yea, legally *wips out a banjo and plays it*

[@astolfoplayz1763]

@Shroomy Dan The 3rd option isn't impossible... O boi, not the incest!

[@yhb4682]

@@antoniolee7817 Sweet home......

[@smoreblox3485]

​@@yhb4682...alabama

[@DaFuqBoom]

Serj Tankian's life be like...

[@tonic.]

is this a cry for help?

[@paninimussolini5336]

IDK

[@rarabunfunny3611]

O shit its the smokey lord himself

[@goldeneggthatneverhatched4252]

Yup

[@rjmantis]

Lol

[@shad0ww072]

The fact that this is originally meant to be soft on normal volume is making this even better

[@imkuelllgremlin]

basically kids to their parents when they have nightmares

[@dcarteryahoo]

That’s so true

[@dokamilol6125]

Or on Christmas Morning.

[@tovact]

Or parents to their kids when school exits

[@CVince19]

Yeah the kid picks up mom's "toy" and smack it at her face.

[@awesomezanefactory4677]

*Basically kids to theirs parents when they don’t get cereal.*

[@landonjohnson35]

Christmas morning: *exists* Parents: 😴 Kids:

[@psifox5102]

It really be like that tho

[@GewelReal]

rest of the year: parents: *uno reverse card*

[@tdthedevilsrighthand712]

Your PFP is the "kids:" bit.

[@swapmario8451]

XD

[@unleashed_monkey5645]

I just posted a comment about the same thing right before seing this comment

[@peascoutpesante9456]

Plot twist: she's been awake the whole time, she just kept her eyes closed.

[@lordsalt5089]

lol

[@superik408]

ow

[@zawarudo7806]

she likes it rough

[@-Wayla-]

Almost like me when I hear my mom in the room

[@GingerGamingIsEpic]

Plot Twist: The wife is dead, just like heavy

[@バーム]

あんだけビンタされてハエ叩きで引っ叩いても起きない奥様はまさに強靭。

[@denyhaguilar679]

Protagonist: **Dies** The protagonist's girlfriend: Dont leave me! Please! Death:

[@yoshipro6492]

UNDERRATED COMMENT ALERT!

[@Mynameaintcraig1323]

Is death trying to bring him back to life ooorrrr

[@maxmanchik]

@@Mynameaintcraig1323 yes, because death looked at his girlfriend and thought: "Damn boi, she's THICC. Plus he is protagonist and we have a scenario for two seasons straight, so: wake up!"

[@apparentlybird_2661]

@Mylan Linton did you just say shellnut

[@kailenschaftlinempire7802]

weapon to wake her up Punch: Good stick: Good shoes: Good 0:08 ummmmmmm : Pass

[@tavrosnitram1529]

“What slapped you in the face this morning?”

[@Optimus97]

@@tavrosnitram1529 a dick did

[@tavrosnitram1529]

@@Optimus97 yay someone actually said it

[@Optimus97]

@@tavrosnitram1529 glad that I happen to know this "addicted" joke. 😁

[@itspurplepaw6163]

play it at 0'25

[@yoppat1077]

The items used to slap this poor woman were : a hand , a smol hand , fly squasher or whatever is this thing called, a slipper and pink lightsaber that u can find in your mother cabinet

[@radredguy5828]

Fly swatter

[@de_soot]

i think it's fine to use the word "dildo" here (or at least i hope so.)

[@thatonedude]

@@de_soot that's the joke my guy lol

[@tenacious1006]

I found a black lightsaber in my mom room, but it was more longer and it had big round things between them.

[@radredguy5828]

@@tenacious1006 dude that's a gummy, my mom has one too

[@A-very-nostalgic-guy]

This man added a great animation a great beat from a funny source and funny video in general just in 10 seconds

[@literal_trash.]

Mom in movies: gently wakes up their kid My mom:

[@themanoftheman]

Lol

[@foxboy6145]

Do I need to call child protection services?

[@Isa-ql9ei]

@@foxboy6145 I think he was kidding

[@foxboy6145]

@@Isa-ql9ei Let's hope

[@federalwarcrimes9475]

@@foxboy6145 tf you call cps for if it was just a joke

[@gord8374]

No one: Kids on Christmas day:

[@salemsmelslikeoregon8568]

R2D2 with a guitar ikr

[@bladerezgaming6785]

69 likes

[@sirankleknocker3122]

Villager #9 Hello, FBI? Yes, this man right here. Uhh... Commenting sexual stuff to a comment about minors...

[@elenawoowoo7339]

@@sirankleknocker3122 You're killing me XD

[@dakapo5439]

Lol

[@KirieS23]

-Mom, can you wake me up at 7 o' clock? -Of course, honey

[@richard0934]

I hate my mother when she does that

[@ЕгорБешенов-с3ж]

This comment is very underrated

[@Omega-1Laws-Left-Hand]

me in 2nd grade ._.

[@JAILENLOSH]

666 likes :)

[@richard0934]

@@JAILENLOSH D:

[@_the_Devoided_]

We need more of this

[@professorryze3739]

Assasin: *kills* *me* Card: *Declines* Assasin:

[@archive3967]

I get it but this joke makes no sense, how tf is a card gonna decline if they get paid by paper

[@thanoid2373]

@@archive3967 obviously the paper declined dummy

[@strionic770]

@@archive3967 Yeah, papers have rights to refusal too, get with it

[@mrsmartii9979]

Why is everyone copying the card decline joke?

[@professorryze3739]

@@mrsmartii9979 cuz its funny

[@Jx_-]

Me: *Sleeping in hotel* Card: *Declines* Hotel staff:

[@datura9441]

Same

[@Bobinsox]

@Alexander Stockman Ikr. Joke doesn't even make sense, either.

[@ChokingOnRazors]

@@Bobinsox what about it makes no sense

[@Bobinsox]

@@ChokingOnRazors Why the hell would your card decline literally hours later while you're asleep? Like, did he give the clerk his credit card and he didn't scan it for a few hours or what? What about the joke MAKES sense? It's a blatant copy from another one but he replaced "doctor" with "hotel staff."

[@nitenite8698]

@@Bobinsox Jesus, have a bad day?

[@jarednunes3263]

Lets compare the speed of our attack rushes, shall we?

[@Beanibirb]

ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA

[@VoidWanderer92]

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

[@Pomlithe]

WAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUP

[@topminator2991]

SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP

[@babsbabsbabsbabs]

ARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARI ARRIVEDERCI!

[@iammaybeabro4598]

Fans: Please give us more info about your next console! Nintendo:

[@ayelmao4258]

When it's 7:00 PM but I'm still sleeping My dad:

[@reallove5184]

That's a pretty suss profile pic

[@xan.xet.]

Saus

[@ianaddis6093]

It’s 8 tho

[@javonyounger5107]

We call that a coma.

[@rolltvtroll6933]

i liked it because i like f 777

[@BimmerWon]

If she wasn’t dead before, well she is now.

[@silverius678]

You make a point

[@poo4501]

Mhm

[@dirtydan_BTK_]

He should really be careful of how he swings Commander Windu's lightsaber like that.

[@GilburtTheGreat]

Dick

[@baxtron5000]

@@GilburtTheGreat Richard

[@blakesparman875]

It's a Dildo!

[@demo4914]

Blake Sparman no shit sherlock

[@merdl1668]

Guessing u came from reddit

[@carolynjames202]

Christmas: exists Every 5 year old:

[@kaiuzu21]

Plot twist: that girl is already dead so she never wake up

[@donacdum7102]

I think thats the joke

[@Ethan_Whitlock]

@@donacdum7102 maybe maybe

[@roda1167]

The girl is dead?!

[@caca87000]

LOL

[@Nyx62836]

He’s fake sleeping and he trying wake up her he fake sleeping lol I knew that

[@gigabyte123]

Mufusa: *fucking dies* Simba:

[@lpalaguachi2]

haha siiwisksksjwkwksknawiwks

[@tittiesrule]

I- UDGHDDHHDHSIAMZIOWBW

[@reapershadow7w7]

Mufusa :y

[@jammiuttpthdtctspl8638]

@@lpalaguachi2 stfu

[@lpalaguachi2]

@@jammiuttpthdtctspl8638 what it’s just laughs and strokes

[@pankuneko186]

No one: Hispanic mom on a Saturday morning at 5am to do chores:

[@Random-ne7uv]

*RELATEABLE*

[@Random-ne7uv]

@carl cru es una broma

[@Random-ne7uv]

@carl cru I’m 13 years old I’m not a boomer

[@Random-ne7uv]

@carl cru shut up

[@pankuneko186]

Damn who let the troll here like if ya'll think this is raciest then what is? I'm Hispanic as well and this is relatable af. I bet yo mama isn't really Hispanic if you decided to find my comment racist. Just saying @carl cru

[@chimichurri77]

Persona 3 ending:

[@AJDoughty.]

“Wake up” Dumbledore said calmly.

[@DahPeppin0]

Also Dumbledore: 0:08

[@willrowell9935]

🤣🤣

[@gingertoastd9367]

I laughed at this more than the video itself

[@willrowell9935]

@@gingertoastd9367 me too

[@tsarles]

wake up in 2021: littlemoefades wake up in 2019:

[@pawcasplaysroblox5173]

First comment, 3rd like

[@trees1922]

Bro that’s how I discovered this video I was trynna find that meme and got this

[@videostealer3000]

True

[@tsarles]

@Hamza Mansoor oh my bad ty

[@ioanpadurariu492]

2021 : wake uppppp by mom - 2020-2019 wake up wake wake up run run run help me im not safe

[@stovepipe]

Gordon Freeman: 'sleeps' G-Man: 'this video'

[@GARGANTUAN_JAME]

Ah, a man of fellow intellect?

[@impatientjer1597]

It’s gorgeous freeman

[@undeaddino1046]

*Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman.*

[@RanDoom_Guy21]

i was watching a video about g-man before i landed here.

[@Farge215]

Lycris: *turn on Light* wake up *slap* Wake up *slap again* wake up? *Slap really again* WAKE UP! *slap like a slap battle* ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ WAKE UP!!

[@bluelightstudios6191]

Moms when waking their kids up: "wakey wakey honey, its time for breakfest" Dads when waking their kids up:

[@thestarkfam8909]

FACTS

[@thestarkfam8909]

This comment is underated

[@ecoboy9997]

Its just FACTS

[@gmsavage69]

For me its the other way around

[@alexlovelady8249]

@@gmsavage69 for me both my parents do this shit

[@fizzie6902]

Combine: **Invades earth** G-man to Gordon:

[@ugurefetastan137]

Wake up Gordon wake up and smell the ashes

[@glob1942]

100th like nobody cares at all

[@dr.walterbennett]

@@glob1942 sadly We all do.

[@TheHappySerpent]

I want to imagine that this is actualy what happened to wake gordon up, gman just quickly regained composure

[@justfanaccount4081]

This is underrated

[@realkingofantarctica]

We all need someone like this to help push us along on our grind.

[@shotgunfarmersfan22]

The poster there is a video called ! DICE if you wanted to know

[@jesuschrist5605]

We won't talk about how he tried using a DILD0 to wake her up...

[@yourneighbor752]

Would have red cheeks every day though

[@the_yellow_shirted_kid_16]

I'll pass thanks. The regular alarm clock is annoying enough

[@str3ss._.b3rry]

randomly remembered this audio when i was listening to chop suey. absolute masterpiece.

[@maximaswolfplays]

You know, my girlfriend just left me like 5 minutes before I discovered this video. It cured my depression in 10 seconds.

[@papalopez8053]

Noice lol

[@InsomniaDaydreamer]

F.

[@thegentleman2419]

stay strong, king

[@The_Mechanized]

F

[@skipidit4948]

F

[@Inkaloo]

_He Slapped Her With A Toy..._

[@godbloodspilla7154]

What kind of toy...

[@Jan-jc4rx]

*FUCKING DILDO*

[@Its_Joevermybruddas]

@@Jan-jc4rx NO, ITS EGGPLANT

[@Jan-jc4rx]

It's not a baklažaan

[@splashdown4889]

And punched her in the face

[@sk1gl4a80]

0:08 watch with 0,25 speed.

[@blizzardhusky15]

Slap, punch, fly swatter, smack, slipper, baby slap, purple dildo bat

[@WokeDEMOCRATShaveASPD]

😂 fuckin baby hand.

[@bentrod3405]

Thank you for this knowledge

[@Fatchick2316]

I saw balls

[@timteecvhn]

Watch it entirely with .25 speed.

[@Cloudymeows]

thank you for this blessing. this has been my alarm for 3 whole years. now Im changing it to funkytown.

[@mariselojeda0810]

Me: mom can we go to McDonalds? Mom: We'll go tomorrow Me the next day:

[@michaelchirinos1099]

LolXD

[@totallynotabigail6504]

lol

[@QuiteSimplyInsane]

Nothing get's between a Man and his McDonald's..

[@Glitch-bq1sv]

𝑯𝑨𝑨𝑯

[@Glitch-bq1sv]

𝑿𝑫

[@djaccountisbfisbx3880]

Me: *sleeping in the most comfortable position in a long time* The voices in my head:

[@TFSPY962]

I too do have voices that do this to me

[@TheSpitefulSword]

Hmm, weird, I feel like I see blood red light. What does it mean? Hmm Usually I see these things when sun lights on my closed eyes, then that means... *oh shit I am actually sleeping and it's morning already*

[@TheSpitefulSword]

@@nonexistent2341 Use * 2 times

[@TheSpitefulSword]

@@nonexistent2341 Put words between them...

[@JVIGME_1]

schizophrenia in 1 comment

[@coregamer1919]

Is nobody gonna mention the fact that he slapped her with a very suspicious looking toy?

[@regijp1]

Oh my god Ew

[@engineergaming3418]

O k b o o m e r

[@somradomboi]

Oh that's gnarly

[@kristinlujan5612]

@@engineergaming3418 ?

[@Erentheshitter]

That dude is blind he thinks that girl is a bug so he slapped her with a bug killer

[@D3MTRI5]

Every 7 year olds trying to wake their parents up for christmas day

[@Seby28]

There is no such a person who doesn't replay/loop this video.

[@spadezyoutube440]

this video was cringe as fuck why would I replay it?

[@landfighter777]

Glad I am one of the few who leaves this video on loop

[@spadezyoutube440]

@@landfighter777 i dont think thats something to be glad about

[@UltimaDoombotMK1]

I never replay this. There's no need for that if you loop it.

[@spadezyoutube440]

@@UltimaDoombotMK1 loop makes it so that at the end of the video the video replays

[@Joe-ss8mv]

Tom the accident was years ago, let her rest, it wasn’t your fault, Tom.

[@theoverrayted]

WHAT IS THIS COMMENT

[@connorpayton608]

That just dark

[@Tofftastic]

Well that was quite unnerving

[@purifiedwater4217]

Jesus christ dude...

[@TheDudeHD2040p]

Hey don't make this look gay

[@ManDownUnder2]

When you’re in a coma and your mate needs to know the password to the Netflix account.

[@dennyska2211]

Lmao

[@potsandpans2929]

Bruh

[@ezaleley6615]

420 like

[@philcollinslover56705]

Girlfriend in a coma, I know I know It’s serious

[@SylentVR]

Lmao

[@CaidenWilliams-uy4be]

the mom knows all of his tricks

[@fancystreams3434]

The plot is that the girl is just a life sized doll and the man is practicing his way of waking up his wife

[@JJUKE]

You knowing this is scarier than the plot

[@PurpleCloude807]

Or the woman is just dead

[@wavygravy7781]

@@PurpleCloude807 or both

[@gavinthedeliveryman2635]

@قصص مثيرة مع حاتم stuff her organs on a dolls or empty the body and fill it with cotton

[@gordeladze]

@@gavinthedeliveryman2635 oh no

[@temerson2]

I love how the most replayed is just one big solid line which means people just fully repeat this on a loop over and over again 😂

[@commodorex]

The most replayed thing works in a 10-15 second area, which would make the _entire_ video the most replayed, because jumping to _any_ part will default to the entire video. Due to the, er, _object_ used at the 0:08 second mark, I'd hazard a guess _that's_ what people are looping for, in order to try and pause on it and giggle at the _toy_

[@Billy_plays2017]

@@commodorexI saw the object

[@commodorex]

@@Billy_plays2017 Did you giggle at it?

[@Billy_plays2017]

@@commodorex I imagine my self s**king it

[@Billy_plays2017]

@@commodorex I did giggle I meant giggle

[@retro8851]

Me: asks my father to wake me at 10 o' clock Him at 6 o'clock:

[@susankelly1553]

CPR in a nutshell

[@Avetho]

And yet you wake by 10 anyways XD

[@asheeqq]

This was my first encounter with soad but I knew literally nothing about them at that time Now they’re one of my favorite bands

[@gasmaskd9322]

Me: *Sneaks quietly to make sure my parents aren't waken up* My parents when I'm asleep:

[@Saeed_WT]

Yap that is true

[@luancazuza6087]

0:08

[@smoreblox3485]

​@@luancazuza6087💀

[@wolfearz]

"Smear frames in 3D animation dosen't exi-"

[@Corrupt_Canine]

Its Called motion blur, Ever heard of it?

[@wolfearz]

@@Corrupt_Canine its called watching the animation at 0.25 speed, ever heard of it?

[@IdioticGameplay]

W society for giving wolfearz comment more likes. He speaking straight facs

[@pedrojuan8050]

"Just let me go. The accident was 5 years ago. It wasn't your fault"

[@troychapman7200]

TOO DARK!!

[@weegee42069]

Holy shit

[@BooGStudio]

Dammmmm

[@greatbritton7202]

I feel bad for their son

[@haterhated5655]

That is a very well preserved corpse

[@zanivisor]

Have this as my alarm to get up in the morning.

[@generalseal6948]

Me: asks out my crush My crush: yes Me: really My alarm:

[@darkdragon301]

Bruh

[@bubbles9669]

Lol, it's so true tho 😂

[@attackonponyproductions4927]

Oh shit that hit me hard!

[@tomsmith5922]

Hey you wake up

[@thederpieststudios3450]

Your alarm is suprisingly lifelike

[@dabigcheese7742]

This is like that one person in every “sad” movie when their friend dies

[@theextremeanimator4721]

But...to be honest, literally everyone would go through the 5 stages

[@shooby9496]

@@theextremeanimator4721 Not literally everybody. I never experienced any anger or bargaining when I lost one of my favorite people.

[@liameson]

@@shooby9496 bargain dead bodies

[@schmurrproductions4701]

@@shooby9496 Not even 40 Silver Points?

[@Alex169o]

@@liameson DEAD FRIEND. I COME TO BARGAIN

[@binarypench]

Transcript: ʷᵃᵏᵉ ᵘᵖ ʷᵃᵏᵉ ᵘᵖ W A K E *U P* *W A K E* U P *AAAAAARH WAKE UP*

[@tiredideabox]

40 slaps in total.

[@randomguyon8299]

You look like simeine

[@briancahill9594]

And that's terrible

[@boxofsunshine]

Woah.

[@cyberstrikebeast7997]

You forgot the slaps

[@Ever_2008_ARG]

You can see her eyes aren't relaxed in the last part, she isn't sleeping, she's just pretending

[@atomwalker7540]

every parents trying to wake up their kids to school

[@braydenslawski351]

That's littery me and my mom on these mornings 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sngku2214]

When you try and take sleep but you get FUCKING BITCH SLAPPED😵😂😂😂😂😂

[@mateobuckingham4717]

Noone: Me : goes to bed in hotel Card: *declines* Person in office:

[@OpSkittlez557]

lol

[@plp313]

You spelled no one incorrectly

[@OpSkittlez557]

@@plp313 and?

[@plp313]

@@OpSkittlez557 just saying

[@OpSkittlez557]

@@plp313 ;-;

[@PearangeProductions]

"I wonder who made this?" (sees Antoine Delak) "Of course it's the Heavy is Dead guy. The animation style looked similar to it..."

[@metaridley2911]

This actually seems more like Taylor Scott (the DICEEEEE meme guy)'s style than Antoine's.

[@massghully]

Ok

[@just_kris]

@@metaridley2911 look in the description

[@metaridley2911]

@@just_kris ...Ah. That explains it.

[@just_kris]

@@metaridley2911 ye pretty much

[@nasyraffsandapak3112]

Nathan:*tries to wakes up john* John:*not waking up*

[@ColinJoesseppiVEVO]

Nobody: The comment section when a KZbinr hasn’t been uploading for a day:

[@patricksfence2231]

Like coryxkensien

[@helixez310]

lol

[@niffuM4205]

@ALİ POYRAZ TAMER wat

[@AymenZero]

Pewdiepie moment right there

[@slowkape]

@@niffuM4205 do you have are stupooptidp

[@jasonferaco2543]

The mind and body after they get enough energy:

[@mana-pv2my]

yep

[@LeZergan]

And you woke up at 4 am

[@questionablequestion8918]

nobody: Anime protagonist when they see there bestfriend die:

[@bradycicchini6994]

Facts

[@filetmignon8500]

LOLL 💀

[@niffuM4205]

Remove the "nobody". It makes the joke unfunny.

[@questionablequestion8918]

@@niffuM4205 jokes unfunny to you? just ignore me! that is a very ez thing!

[@niffuM4205]

@@questionablequestion8918 uh, okay? Its just a suggestion to make the joke better.

[@Pomsstillhere]

WAKE UP GIRL