Waleed Aly: He's at it Again!

He just can't help himself.
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[@Yeahnar]

Waleed is just the human form of daily mail

[@JonMow]

Nah he's the eastern version of Tucker Carlson

[@Yeahnar]

Don lemon* you mean 🤣

[@jaegrant6441]

Oooooooooooooowuu. Niiiice Burn!!!!!!!

[@noelhausler2911]

@@Yeahnar Don Lemon is more quietly spoken not screamimg like Carlson

[@ianmcculloch8531]

Scott Morrison is now the Minister Nothing At All.

[@williamwalsh1399]

For a man who stated "it's not my job" while the country was burning deciding to take on all the jobs in government shows a major change in commitment. (Ha ha)

[@annieclaire2348]

Oh! Good point!!!

[@jaegrant6441]

Haha. Exactly 💯. I wouldn't be surprised if the deep state made him. Lol ;)

[@garwynrosser8907]

He was specifically talking about the Prime Minister job. As at that time he was the Home Affairs Minister.

[@glennpettersson9002]

He doesn't hold a hose but he's happy to hold a ministry, or two, or three, or four......

[@jangobaby6812]

😁 yesss

[@damienodonnell1304]

Watching Waleed on q&a with the late, great Christopher Hitchens shows what an intellectual lightweight Aly is

[@mikespearwood3914]

That was delightful watching him squirm! What a great man Hitchens was...RIP.

[@WorldMonologueGames]

Hear hear

[@punker844]

I will always remember that.

[@jatrodai8921]

Aggreed

[@mabinogidrws]

Damn, I've got to watch that. CH was the man.

[@PirateRemy]

The media and so called "journalism" in this country is pathetic

[@bobalot2]

Waleed Aly has always been an insufferable wanker.

[@cynicalPixels]

Yep, especially when contrasted with a legit Journalist Eva K Bartlett (kzbin.infovideos?view=0&sort=dd&flow=grid) Also some Anti-Revisionist History (kzbin.info/door/vq3YadD2uIFb7cFLbTtmFwvideos) Just trying to spread the word.

[@Backinblackbunny009]

Correction: all sanctioned media in the world is pathetic *bc* its job is to convince enough homeowning rubes the status quo is good and moral and legitimate and all the bad stuff comes from bad individuals making bad individual choices and there is nothing structurally wrong with our beloved corporate dominated oligarchies

[@pooheadlou]

Oh you're far too kind!

[@pooheadlou]

4 comments, but I only see my own.

[@mittensthehousecat4114]

I was gobsmacked when she asked Albo about what he’ll do about Scott Morrisons recent actions and then questions him for even talking about. It was literally embarrassing.

[@Mr_M_History]

Behind a potential video ranking the Andy Griffiths' "Just" Series, Project/Waleed videos have to be my favourite sub-genre of Jordies

[@EamonMYT]

He speaks!

[@sonny_24_W]

Lmao

[@lisafoodie8443]

scumo americas lapdog and sustralias former top sleaze bag...will never vote liberal ever...

[@weevil_bob]

Jellied eel is my favourite

[@jeremysonfire3801]

The bad book

[@norbitcleaverhook5040]

Sky news: Why does Albo keep talking about Morrison surely there are important issues that Australia needs to be dealing with at the moment. Also Sky News: here's 37 videos in your feed about how much Meghan Markle annoys us.

[@annieclaire2348]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@showyceramics]

Bravo

[@HOTD108_]

"We shouldn't make this political" -A political commentator, talking about some politicians.

[@adamgardiner5869]

I feel so dirty that in my naive youth I thought Waleed was a man of intelligence and integrity.

[@RedBrigade82]

I wish more people went after him like this

[@4LayersOfStrength]

#metoo 😔

[@hippieemogronk9466]

12:00 "...that would make the inquiry inherently politicised" Yeah, I too hate when politicians get all political about the actions of other politicians in parliament.

[@mrenb7]

How dare they! 🙄🙄🙄

[@DanielHatchman]

I honestly didn't understand this. Isn't it less political to investigate an irrelevant opposition back bencher than the PM? Surely everyone can see how that's less 'political' as going forward the public won't be associating the LNP with Scomo as much as Dutton or whoever else.

[@sandrahealey6385]

It's all about the cronies and their mates. The story doesn't change, and we're still waiting for people to be held accountable! You can call them out in public, you can film them, you can get acess to all the documents that prove their crimes, but will anything be done by the LAW???? Not in my lifetime I'm sure, but keep up the pressure team Jordies 💪 every small win adds up to.... WINNING 😍

[@TheGlitched64]

Waleed Ali being a co-host for a show called "Academic" is like Hellen Keller being on a show called "The sights and sounds of America"

[@mrbiscuits915]

😂😂😂

[@Minotaur1975]

It's "technically" not illegal to fart in an elevator. Doesn't mean you should do it.

[@Auselesspileofflesh]

I'll always do it but

[@cirtainrod9492]

Im going do it anyway.

[@sturm7130]

Did that once, no one except me onboard. As I got out the CEO got in. 🤣🤣🤣

[@kingdomfor1]

That advice is a bit late for me ,

[@Queef_Storm]

you're not the boss of me

[@bodybalanceU2]

i dont remember aly getting upset when the libs were trashing julia gillard with horrendous misogyny over her being the PM - he is just a sad little man wanting the right to like him - pathetic

[@gerryburntwood9617]

Money corrupts integrity!

[@sacrament182]

Please put up a warning first before showing a picture of Gladys

[@planetdisco4821]

I worked on a construction site opposite channel 10 in Melbourne a few years back and Waleed used to walk past it regularly and the whole site used to yell at him “waleed you’re a wanker!” …. It wasn’t long before he started using the rear entrance to the studio… Wtf happened to this guy. He actually started out as a reasonably serious journalist slash political commentator….

[@louiscypher4186]

He was always a lying dickhead, You didn't notice how much of dishonest prick he was because he said shit you liked.

[@coasterblocks3420]

Money, fame, influence (in his own imagination of course)…

[@LordPhobos6502]

What happened? Channel 10 is a right-wing mouthpiece, he works there, and has been influenced over time by his peers/coworkers. That's my guess and purely an opinion.

[@nebuchadnezzar9641]

Being a journalist for the SMH, The Australian etc, must be like being a mechanic, that can never repair a car.

[@StephBer1]

I don't watch The Project because of Waleed. I rejoiced in his views when he first started because he had a Muslim minority take on things and Australia needs some diversity in media. But he has devolved into a 'Liberals Good, Labor Bad' rhetoric and I loathe him. There is nothing different and thoughtful about him. He should be called "One-Eyed Waleed".

[@danknuggetry127]

Lol so many words to say nothing. My turn: Islam is a dumb religion just like all religion. Christianity is also now a minority view and it’s not a full of wisdom because it’s minority view, it’s just a minority view because it’s dumb. Stop virtue signalling or just go the whole way and start praising the freedom fighting student movement otherwise known as the taliban.

[@KlausBahnhof]

"He has devolved" ...accurate assessment.

[@chrisrowe6340]

HEY YOU INFIDELS!

[@simonj6117]

Agree totally, never ceases to amaze me that people of ethnic heritage (who most right wingers wouldn't piss on if they caught fire) become sympathisers and collaborators.

[@annieclaire2348]

I don't watch The Project full stop! Waleed has progressively become more and more of a right wing shit over the years. I also went cold turkey on all ABC news and current affairs at the start of June. It has been absolutely wonderful NOT watching any of the crap. I had already stopped watching any commercial TV news a long time ago. SBS is okay but I read their updates instead of watching. TV has really lost the plot.

[@robthomas946]

"Sir Joh has already retired from politics, so what good could come from the Fitzgerald Inquiry?" "Trump had already lost the Presidency when the January 6 insurrection happened, so what good could some from the January 6 Senate Committee Investigations?" "Slobodan Milošević has resigned from the Yugoslavian Presidency, so what is the point of the International Criminal Tribunal in the Hague?" "Hitler is already dead and the Nazi Party destroyed, so what good could come from the Nuremburg Trials?" #godwin I love these "look at that hang dog expression, he's learnt his lesson." reactions that people who exploit their power and lose it don't need to be punished. As if losing power is punishment enough. "They tried to cheat the system and they lost their job - they've suffered enough!" --- "Yes it's true I stole money from my employer your honour BUT they've already fired me! Isn't that punishment enough?? I also have to answer to the crimes I committed? Where's the justice in that?

[@hearandnowrecordings]

best comment so far...thank you

[@smithynoir9980]

Perfectly said, damn!

[@nathanpettet6864]

My missus just described it as a prisoner disclosing to a cellmate that he'd committed a crime and saying it was for the good of humanity, I've not yet heard it described better.

[@jasongarufi8187]

I don't remember asking Waleed his opinion on the Morison takeover.

[@bobdown6235]

Waleed has traded on the marginalised underprivileged disadvantaged migrant persona which created for himself. In fact, he is a Wesley/Melbourne University educated private schoolboy from the Eastern suburbs. His net worth is around $18mill. Don’t be fooled by the smoke screen.

[@lachlank.8270]

Bruh I'm on TV constantly but I'm sooo oppressed

[@jacksonbarry5407]

Wesley student here. He gets paraded around during assemblies when he graces us with his presence, and nobody listens. Actual marginalised migrants don’t claim him, and the students at least don’t want him around as an old Wesleyan, it’s only the admin and college board that froth him. And if you’re wondering about why he’s so terrible as a Murdoch journo and channel 10 panellist, is because the extent of his argument making skills only came from school debating here.

[@kylekimberley5874]

I despise people that pull that kind of shit.

[@raymondpulham1600]

Always thought there was something fishy about him, if a Murdoch media mole then it says it all about his columns

[@jacksonbarry5407]

@@raymondpulham1600 I meant Murdoch as in implying he may as well write for him because as a journalist he's pretty much paid by politically motivated industries to keep the whole main-stream media wagon moving. It's not fishy, he just happens to be an old private school boy who finished school and went to a prestigious uni by default, played the upper class game, networked a little and landed an overpaid job in the media, pretty typical for any ex private school student who goes into media. He's just a product of high culture, and we'd be talking about somebody else doing the same in his spot.

[@saga685]

God I hate that argument of "why do this now? aren't there more important things you should be worrying about?" Now seems to be exactly the right fucking time to worry about this.

[@TheTigerQuoll]

It is about what contracts he signed using those ministries that needs investigation.

[@Heisthelightoftheworld]

Scotty (I've never lied) Morrison never does anything unless he is going to personnally benefit or those who direct him benefit. So yes let's lift up the rocks and see what's under them.

[@monkeyonarock]

@@Heisthelightoftheworld All the rock spiders that the media is hiding in plain sight 🐵

[@ra4yu]

some folks in heaven, star spangled eyes, send you down to war - and when you ask how much should you give they answer more more more.

[@Furnerfamilyadventures]

Waleed has got super salty on his Radio National show, i think he knows the wheels are coming off for him and his friends..

[@kaidousane1121]

The "Just" series by Andy Griffiths won't just rank itself Jordies

[@guytuba4768]

Waleed Aly: a silver spoon posing as a Swiss Army knife.

[@listohan]

The Guardian and The Australian can hardly be grouped together as "the media"

[@PropheticShadeZ]

boomers disagree with this true statement

[@sgtjonzo]

they sure have the loudest voices though

[@klyvemurray]

@@PropheticShadeZ opining sweeping generalizations is generally indicative of intellectual torpidity.

[@redwolf7929]

Waleed Aly is a guy that waffles on about things that could have been said in 1 minute ,but takes 10 minutes to say.He loves to show off his supposed,intellectual prowess , his philosophy radio show is just painful ,and he recently took offence to a joke about his personality being a good fit for a lawyer. He is really a guy who tries to speak and act like he is very very intelligent, but he really just follows the basic mainstream script on anything.From philosophy to conservative politics.Idoubt he every had an original idea in his life

[@cherylb7409]

I just love that he was first contestant out when he was on Hard Quiz. His attempts at humour were pathetic.

[@frank_calvert]

philosophy? what fucking philosophy does he know!?

[@Glitch_in_the_Matrix]

Shane Warne was right to Call Waleed a 'Grub' in an infamous tweet

[@jacksonbarry5407]

You’re absolutely right, I read a column of his in the herald sun during the pandemic. I should have bashed my head against a wall instead of reading the same complaints everybody’s uncle has. I don’t think I’ve lost as many brain cells as I have trying to follow his unfounded arguments.

[@SpartanHeaven]

love the Junkie mum had to laugh 🤣🤣 and wali ali can get fu...ked😤

[@kevinsmithfan37]

Everytime is see W.A all I can think of is that South Park episode where people with hybrids like to smell their own farts.

[@dorpersatdawn]

Or liberal farts. Hes probably collected a few in mocoona jars as his favourite scents that he takes a whiff of on special occasions

[@maidenhell3176]

I gave up on Waleed the instant he started up on sharia law... Plenty of places operate under that system, if you want that, feel free to live in one of them

[@cow_tools_]

"Brutalism" isn't even about being "brutal", it's about using concrete forms in architecture.

[@kurtg5405]

Brutalist architecture is functional, efficient, cost-effective and built to last. Sounds like the Labor Government to me! (unironically)

[@BobbyDazzler888]

@@kurtg5405 actually no, thats not brutalism at all.

[@aaronleverton4221]

@@BobbyDazzler888 A bit like you weren't singing at all.

[@skrahzgutstomp5584]

@@BobbyDazzler888 stonemason and wetworker here. Yes it is. Architecture from majority concrete and steel is specifically referred to as "Brutalist" and no-one does it quite like the Soviets.

[@renaissancewoman3770]

Guys it's both so it's ok.

[@sensemusicofficial]

i'll just leave this here... Amy Remeikis is a well-known Australian journalist who currently works as a political correspondent for The Guardian and formerly worked for 9 years at Fairfax Media. lol

[@gameonnessie4189]

I like how they cut away to Albo as he answers that ridiculous follow up question. I wish I could have seen her full reaction.

[@cormoran2303]

Waleed: Wait... This is Brutality... You can't do it! Albanese: Wrong Waleed, this is not a Brutality... This is a Fatality! Morrison: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! Waleed: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@ProfDCoy]

I decided to read Aly's article because I wanted to see his arguments in context. It is one of the most glib and dishonest opinion pieces I've ever read.

[@Condosaurus]

"it wasn't fair to put the Nazis on trial because they weren't in government anymore." - Waleed Aly

[@downer4207]

5 minutes in my AHDH has me googling if horses still wear shoes 🤣🤣

[@SA-mo3hq]

"It's not technically illegal!" Said by lots of people who shouldn't be in charge of anything more high-stakes than a Bake Sale

[@kurtg5405]

Nothing's illegal if you don't get caught i guess

[@spamviking]

I wouldn't even put them in charge of a bake sale, they'd skim the cash drawer and replace the flour in the muffins with cat litter or something.

[@Outstralian]

They're not even fit to judge a wet t-shirt competition.

[@alank1220]

@@spamviking Exactly. Probably skimp on the butter and sell it on the side.

[@krissteel4074]

Under supreme leader Kim Scott Morrison it wouldn't be illegal for him, that's all you need to know Now go to gulag

[@CPAPReviews]

This video confirms the best $20 i ever spent was deciding not to vote. Thank you

[@lightfirecreative7612]

I didn't mind Aly until the other night when I watched the project and he asked, either feigning ignorance or truly being a dunce, why there should an inquiry into how and why SmoCo would simply swear himself in as minister of a few extra departments without telling the Australian public or even his own colleagues. Yeah, Waleed, I wonder why that would warrant some sort of follow-up. At least Carrie retorted "so it doesn't happen again". It was lost on poor old Waleed. The Liberal simps are pushing the "pfft, nothing to see here" routine yet will spend days upon months criticising Dan for simply appearing at an IBAC hearing despite no charge, no insistence to stand-down or resign...

[@Molkentin]

Jordan pleeease rank the Just series so that i know its not just some mandela effect thing in my head that i dreamt up that doesnt actually exist

[@adscott27]

Makes sense why Victoria was left in the lurch during covid now we know Morrison was joint finance minister. Morrison does have this insane level hatred of the Labor party

[@annieclaire2348]

He has an insane level of hatred for anyone who isn't of his cult! "You're not a pentacostal? Ohhhh you're going to burn in hell!!!"

[@mrdoodle8748]

Listening to Waleed on radio National on his philosophical musings is like visiting a bad dentist, you want it to end quickly. The guy loves himself & is unbearable to listen to for anyone with some rational intelligence. Ronni Salt labelled him as a professional contrarian, I believe she is spot on with this assertion.

[@elda7153]

I heard him talking about physical labour with some other bloke and they spouted some serious bullshit anti-poor people viewpoints

[@loomhigh]

13:05 wow Jordan's role as a building in Perth was phenomenal. on the same level as darcy's acting ngl.

[@koontakenteater]

i lost it at the junkie mum

[@geoffbarratt7661]

Well done guys ; keep the good work

[@plumblossom44]

I'd just like to mention that the majority of the people of Jonestown were not convinced to 'drink the Koolaid', but we're systematically manipulated and coerced into their actions. It's a devastating and fascinating case and if you like podcasts I highly recommend Casefile's deep dive.

[@aprilbl00m]

I heard that those who refused to drink were gunned down. Is that right? (I really should google it myself but it's late and I'm tired lol)

[@plumblossom44]

@@aprilbl00m If my memory serves me right, a congressman with a small entourage went to Guyana to investigate and some were shot dead at an airstrip. This triggered Jones into calling the members to commit an act of 'revolutionary su###de'. I believe Jones had some incredibly indoctrinated members stand around him and the hall they assembled at and held up guns at the other members. But I don't believe anyone besides the 'outsiders' got shot. But the part that most people aren't aware of is that by this point the people were living in terrible conditions and mostly starving, and for months Jones had been randomly waking them up in the middle of the night with sirens and essentially causing sleep deprivation (now a common torture technique). He'd then wax poetically about how everyone was out to get them and that if they really loved him then they'd do whatever he asked without question. He'd get them to randomly drink stuff and tell them after that it was poison. So much manipulation and coercion.

[@jackmiller1561]

Did he also fail to rank the books of Andy Griffiths' Just Tricking/Just Stupid etc. series?

[@adamwaters9110]

Waleed Aly and Joe Hildebrand really do get under my skin and live rent free in my head.

[@kafs1822]

Don't they just? Joe fucking Hildebrand is a candidate for retrospective abortion in my opinion, the guy is a hard right fuck knuckle who tries to disguise himself as a moderate centrist.

[@sfdntk]

They might not be paying *you*, but the cost to them certainly isn't free. They still have to wake up every morning to the horrible realisation that they're Waleed Aly and Joe Hildebrand and always will be; a fate much worse than death.

[@rstcdog]

It's been sad to see the demise of Waleed. I used to take interest in his perspectives. He's a useful case study of how people in his industry are corrupted by the power structures they work within.

[@LordPhobos6502]

Well said.

[@lanasawyer3128]

I think he’s more just another example of a douche doing what murdick dictates! Literally! 🤮

[@michaeljoncour4903]

i read bits of a book waleed wrote about islam and muhammed. i could not possibly read the whole book it was tortuous, it was as if he was trying to show how educated he was using words i had never heard of, i had to keep looking words up, i would find he could have used several others words that the average well educated person would have understood. i told the person who loaned the book to me that waleed obviously had an inferiority complex, therefore was having to prove his ''smartness''. in the book he claimed muhammed was married to a middle aged widow, didn't marry a nine year old, i think i believe the latter. he painted a very rosy picture of islam, which one would expect..an honest history of islam [more likely] '' A History of Islam in 15 Minutes'' by Brigitte Gabriel, she was born in Lebanon, now a US citizen...

[@alecmackintosh2734]

oh boy friendlyjordies ripping on Waleed Aly on my birthday! What a treat!

[@balung]

Happy B'Day.

[@hollandp9606]

Just because he has the gift of the gab doesn’t mean what they say is right or have any logic. It is amazing how journalists are not chosen to do this work. Bolte is another example. He may have been a cadet but that doesn’t really make him a journalist.

[@lachlanfox1838]

He doesn’t even have the gift of the gab. He just talks like he’s a pseudo intellectual who always thinks he’s superior to everyone he meets and literally no one listens to his shite

[@brettduce5243]

The logic of Waleed is astounding. Effectively he is saying that a scandal centring on lack of transparency is not helped by any sort of transparency through an investigation.

[@snowboundmage]

Sometimes i forget how good jordies' impression of albo is.

[@blake4179]

Waleed Aly is the embodiment of the word 'pretentious'

[@KruelAidMan]

Or "pseud"

[@sliMELB]

That Waleed/smug, self righteous Triple J voice is superb. It's so obvious when you flick onto JJJ in the car.

[@michaeljoncour4903]

i guess i am not surprised others feel that !

[@ansc6472]

Waleed is the embodiment of Taqiya

[@hollandp9606]

Aly isn’t even a journalist. He’s a qualified engineer and a lawyer not a journalist.

[@killz111]

Modern journalism is not a profession but a popularity contest.

[@hollandp9606]

@@killz111 popular with whom- the media company owners and advertisers

[@lanasawyer3128]

More murdick click bait, pretends to be journalists

[@corkiecork4014]

It pisses me off when they say Morrison is no longer in government so move on. The opposition is part of government. They aren't in power but he is still an MP.

[@GarageSupra]

Are they holding his family ransom to write stuff like this? Because no real jurno would consider publishing this crazy talk.

[@katzrantz]

You say that like Waleed is a real journo.

[@lanasawyer3128]

Well he’s not actually a Journalist! He’s an ex lawyer!! Make more sense now?

[@nemonada3501]

Reading "Atlas Shrugged" does not count as studying philosophy. 🤣

[@fabriccouch]

Literally had the exact same thought haha

[@godamid4889]

No, it's an exercise in masturbation.

[@tuckapenguin681]

I love Jordie but always disappointed he's the closest thing we have to journalistic integrity.

[@slatibaadfast]

Watch Michael West.

[@raphaelkoch1573]

Jordie is too Labor partisan to be considered the closest thing we have to journalistic integrity, he always ignore Labor corruption and regularly criticises The LNP for the same thing Labor do too. I still like alot of what he says but he's completly biased.

[@reecerox2]

@@raphaelkoch1573 Fight fire with fire.

[@raphaelkoch1573]

@@reecerox2 As someone who doesn't like either major party I can't see someone who is clearly 100% biased as having journalistic integrity even if they do have some good critiques and viewpoints. Hyper partisan views are one of the major problems we have with out politics.

[@tonganqueenb5517]

That's a bit of a stretch. A millennial shock jock at best.

[@Mondonomy]

Round of applause for the Brutalist joke.

[@rustyrusty7059]

“The jolly heart attack” totally cracked me up… keep them coming hahaha

[@anthonyalfredwhite]

What do you expect from someone who went to Wesley?

[@liamyoung5598]

Google Waleed Aly. The very first picture that comes up just summarises the whole thing

[@MarvalentAudio-01]

This sounds like all the arguments that were used to try to stifle the banking enquiry … “Oh, they’re banks, they look after our money, they are all good chaps, from what we know about them, their is no reason for any trouble, what more could an enquiry tell us ?” Followed a little while later by : “Oh god, these banks really have been total self interested bastards, isn’t it great we had an enquiry or we would never have known …”

[@Rockit-]

Comes down to the question,,,"Who is the worst? - The Fool who leads, or the fool who follows?" - Its up to the person to make that decision for themselves and if it leads them down a path of destruction? - its up to them,,,I`m not here to convince a person otherwise and I`m not about to start,,,make the decisions based on the information you get, and the more important you feel the subject matter is, the more information you get to make the best decision you can to better your position.

[@daynight5987]

Love the Waleed article narration.

[@jemshadow123]

The inquiry will also look into the public service's role in the affair too..who knew what and when which also wasnt covered by the solicitor generals report.

[@jillfryer6699]

I first came across your hero's name in the byline of a book review in 2010. He was reviewing a book by a man who was under a gag order, he was not allowed to comment on anything, even reviews of his own book, and was also barred from profiting from sale of his book. Because the USA had ordered what's left of Oz Govt to ensure this. Your hero started his review thus " All autobiographies are of neccessity self serving and this book is no exception... ' and on he goes. Have a free kick Walleed. The writer was David HICKS. The book was GUANTANAMO - my journey. It is not a bad book at all. Interesting, honest, definite attempt to record and understand what he had been through. I would recommend reading it all through rather than listening to two minutes of that smug little ***** , Mr Aly. I had thought he might well be head of the ABC by now, it must have been mere days after that review that he started popping up, but keep an eye on him lads.

[@8Eight9Nine]

The UTS building gag had me in stitches

[@chellybub]

Ahhh that's actually a top hat 🎩 lol

[@peterosmond5742]

Murder includes not stopping someone from grievous harm when knowing it will occur from a certain object so he would have to prove he didn’t know it would or at least defend that point

[@peterhill8398]

Waleed Aly has finally realised that being a political commentator is a bit harder and requires more convincing arguments than making speeches to audiences comprised of over-privileged private school pupils salivating over his every word.

[@MK_ULTRA420]

No he hasn't. He still thinks he's not a diversity hire.

[@sheilbwright7649]

Does Aly have a law background? Surely there maybe a detail that the Solicitor General doesn't know and didn't think to ask because it never occurred to him like 3 weeks ago it didn't occur to him that the former PM was super minister? Again Aly might know more but if I wanted to prevent things that are inconsistent with democracy I would want to know everything so I didn't leave a loophole for someone to slither through.

[@strongboy7289]

Waleed is the gift that keeps on giving....

[@SurlyX]

you need to do more Junkie Mum mate that was bang on!

[@SurlyX]

i replied to my own comment to make it look more important and engaging that's how much i want you to do more junkie mum

[@SurlyX]

do it bro.

[@KingColonel]

Waleed getting kickbacks from Voldemort?

[@WOJAus]

lol "Scott Morrison and the Secret Ministries" - You're an autocrat, Scotty!

[@lanasawyer3128]

Or that one of the reasons We Voted for Labor to Hold Morriscum and the lnp held accountable!!! …. Is there any chance, we could have some actual Journalists in our Media?? 🤦‍♀️

[@davidcarter4247]

He just can't help himself. Five words that describe Jordan Shanks- Markovina perfectly.

[@Lasercatss]

I think I speak for everyone here when we say we want a full series of Junkie Mum!

[@jml21000]

junkie mum was hilarious

[@KruelAidMan]

_Aunty Shelly: The Ice Years_

[@baabaabaa2293]

@@KruelAidMan mate... that made me gut laugh fukya!!

[@deadshot8077]

That moment when you realise Jordan doesn’t even know what a bowler hat is…

[@pommunist]

Or that Churchill favoured the homburg hat

[@deadshot8077]

@@pommunist it’s crazy isn’t it?

[@Agraxian]

Please tell me how to think, Mr. Ali!

[@creeib]

What ever happened to Gladys Berejiklian ICAC?

[@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns]

Still going.

[@creeib]

@@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns It's gone very quiet. The results were meant to be out by the end of February. Also she has secured a nice little earner with OPTUS.

[@tapevault9444]

Waleed is a sophist.

[@darthex0]

All those who worship entropy are! They abrigate accountability, that is what floats their boat.

[@kentonbaird1723]

Waleed is just destined to get his own show on Sky News someday.

[@bobdown6235]

Nope, Waleed is an "ethnic" and Sky already has their token "ethnic" in Rita Panahi.

[@hollandp9606]

@@bobdown6235 but she’s a woman and Sky seem to love their misogyny.

[@garwynrosser8907]

So who was secretly assigned to the job of Prime Minister while all this was going on?

[@lanasawyer3128]

Brilliant!! Apparently it was Brian Houston! 😂

[@shanstreeter]

I STUDY PHILOSOPHY HAHAHAHAHA

[@markorubenstein]

jordies seems to be looking way more buff right now

[@WS_00]

Has anyone asked Waleed about his prophet taking a 9 year old girl as his bride, and later flying to ‘heaven’ on a winged horse. Maybe such beliefs might put things into perspective. And then of course we have SLOWMO and his beliefs….

[@coasterblocks3420]

I wonder if ScoMo’s secret portfolio grab has anything to do with his belief in the Seven Mountains mandate where evangelicals take over every aspect of society to impose a theocratic state in prep for the “end of days” nonsense.

[@MartinOlminkhof]

Anyone telling you not to dig into something probably has skeletons in their closet

[@lakodamon]

His private school got more tax money than our state schools... ... and he wants to keep the world EXACTLY AS IT IS That's all you ever need to know about the likes of Waleed

[@Dan4096]

Brutalist architecture, I understood that reference

[@haitchteeceeeightnineeight5571]

"If it's to humiliate Labor's enemies..." Yeah, well, it's not. The inquiry isn't a petty dig at the mean kid in the playground, it's an investigation into whether the former PM acted unlawfully, and to determine the sequence of events that occurred that led to the former PM assuming multiple ministries surreptitiously. The premise is unsound. "Pfft!" I say.

[@QuigsAnton]

"look at me" LOOOOOK AT MMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" Ally.

[@matthewturen4379]

Nothing wrong to turn Australia into a "Sultanate of Australia" 😂

[@TheDukeofMadness]

You'd think after Lisa Wilkinson's sub judice that the Project people would stop projecting.