friendlyjordies: Enemy To Women?

[@MediocreSix]

Nicolle Flint: "I care about womens safety and respect" Also Nicolle Flint: Except the women targeted by Christian Porter, Eric Abetz, Craig Kelly, Barnaby Joyce, Andrew Broad, George Christensen, Andrew Laming, Brett Lehrmann, Michael Johnsen, James Newbury, Linda Reynolds, David Van, Matt Canavan, Andrew Bragg, Kevin Andrews, Peter Dutton, Bernie Finn, The Melbourne University Liberal Club, Tim Whetsone from her own state, Tim Wilson, and Scott Morrison who enabled all of them.

[@onceonly1111]

It's pretty damn awful, it makes the recent sexual misconduct report into federal government way more serious. So many examples of women saying they were told to ignore harassment or misconduct; to basically accept that that's how things were done and that they should focus on putting the party first before their personal feelings.

[@ibeatyoutubecircumventingy6344]

If this Party was a Business under HR laws with Sexual Harassment they would be made too fold.

[@hairyscary8511]

FVCKN AYE 🤘🏻

[@45calGunslinger]

"He's turning our words against us! Sue him!"

[@davidhauser2665]

My thoughts exactly

[@fckem1000]

"I don't hate you because you're a woman - I hate you because you exist"🤣🤣🤣 Wiped me out that did.

[@1969firefox]

The lnp talking about women rights is like Joyce talking about family values.

[@Buffaluffasaurus]

Hey, the more families you have, the more you must know about the subject, right?

[@johayes7529]

Well he is a pro at family's, he has at least two we know of right?

[@larzkruber822]

This is a weird warhammer channel

[@Jay-um6eq]

i thought you said INTP like the personality type

[@Burkutace27]

Should have heard how Scotty from Marketing was white-knighting for Gladbags. If it was a Labor woman implicated in even a fraction of what Glads is alleged to; kzbin.info/www/bejne/jmPbnYSXntKmfck

[@annaleditschke]

In contrast, Louise Miller-Frost is the Labor candidate for Boothby. She's the former CEO of Vinnies and Catherine House, Chair of UnitingCare Wesley Bowden, and has over 15 years running health services across SA. Now that's a worthy candidate!

[@realmsabovetheclouds3619]

Wow- thanks for sharing that.

[@warney91warne44]

I'm glad all these funny quotes are now officially in Australian history.

[@beckyenglish4783]

Yes!

[@cragyowie]

Can't wait for my children or grandchildren to ask me about friendlyjordies after learning early 21st century Australian Politics XD

[@rvpcr7112]

@@AlwaysPossible100 great joke 👍🏼 very original

[@fillemptytummy]

Feels like porn bots are stalking all the comments I read. I've seen 2 in this video's comments with the ------------------------------------------------------------------ lines like that and I've seen them on another video completely unrelated to Friendlyjordies. 😩

[@sneakyg1250]

Oath

[@clooneytune_]

As a woman I'd be annoyed asf if you gave women an easy go just because they're women... equality means equality, you want to be treated equally you're gonna get treated equally in all aspects of life not just the ones that make you feel warm and fuzzy inside

[@lllordllloyd]

Of course for Flint it is just political tactics to distract from her own party's record of defending rapists ('alleged' for now but the courts might soon remove the need for that), or being alleged rapists. The real question is indeed why Sales, the Crabb, Karvelas, Kelly and others are obsessed with the feelings or wealthy and high profile women, but don't devote a moment's attention nor any of the air time they are privileged to control to the issues affecting working and poor women. The next head of the ABC has to issue them with an ultimatum: talk about/to women on $40,000 a year or less, or be demoted to court reporting so they can re-learn their trade.

[@sl0thilicious]

If you're being a sheetkant you're gonna get called out for it, genitals are irrelevant

[@MK_ULTRA420]

Wow, you sound really beautiful

[@GlowackiGOES]

Said no women ever. Oh wait, you’re a woman 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@WalrusQuake]

@@MK_ULTRA420 Certified cringe

[@jackcooper9228]

Let's start a thing where everyone writes and emails Nicole's office complaining about names people have called them at school

[@Feraloidies]

Hold up... did she just put on a public twitter post that Jordan is "known to abuse women"??? Is that not actual defamation?

[@parhhesia]

Yeah, but FJ isn't a whiny little bitch and a fanatical enemy of free speech so he won't sue. In short, he's not a Coalition MP.

[@McBlazington]

It's correct though. Friendlyjordies abuses women. There's many inarguable examples. (the implication he does so because they are women rather is arguably, incorrect)

[@Kyrridwen420]

@@McBlazington critism is not abuse.

[@danielspigeons6570]

@@McBlazington When you say someone "abuses women" that implies something a lot more sinister than saying a few mean words. That is most certainly defamation.

[@UnfortunateCritic4]

@@McBlazington do show us these “unarguable” examples of FJ abusing women. And make sure this is abuse not criticising

[@thelizardqueen9541]

Her 'speaking out' against FriendlyJordies isn't even the Murdoch media machine using a pawn; they're using a bottlecap they found on the floor and put it on the board.

[@9Itian]

8:43 - Not only did Jordan call out more men than women, he then praised more women than men. But sure Nicolle, whatever you say.

[@matthewbangura8623]

"Retrospective smackdown" Had and will continue to have me floored in fits of painful laughter for at least until Christmas - Thank you x

[@marksims2050]

As an interesting note, 1 of the 3 people he called whiny was a woman, while 3 of the 5 he praised afterwards in that clip were women. He literally credited women more than men in that clip and she thinks it's a sex-based attack.

[@119Elias119]

Don't think for a second she believes it's a sex based attack. She is basically a political mercenary.

[@thelizardqueen9541]

more like she's realised that's her only value in the Coalition; being a token woman that can yell 'sexism!' when the party pulls the string on her back

[@Gruber122]

I doubt she has even seen the video

[@benwilson6145]

Well she was right. She is the only one counts!

[@guyincognito7461]

This is literally the same as asking: "Hey Nicole, do you think it's ok that my girlfriend got sexually assaulted in a nightclub last weekend" and her responding: "*if* that's true, I am sure it will be properly dealt with by the police and courts as it should be" Jeez... talk about not believing women...

[@Tara-dz2zz]

As a woman who works at KFC thanks for keeping it real jordies

[@Piesy001]

and THANK YOU for getting us our KFC fix....

[@rtmpgt]

Praise be to Tara: Queen of the tendies

[@Nathan-ks3gv]

Thank you for your service.

[@StinginRogerr]

Support our Aussie battlers out at kfc

[@JRexRegis]

Critical support for our sisters out in the Fast Food Wastelands

[@madamebkrt]

As a woman myself, I have never once thought you were approaching your criciticms of any woman from a sexist position, not even slightly. I absolutely love the things you have said about women and male/female dynamics in your self help channel as well as your podcast with Neel, because they are not only true but they seem to come from a place of understanding and respect. "Sexist" is so easily thrown around these days and it's just absurd. If a woman is going to be a disingenuous (*ahem* iNgEnUiNe) politician or journalist, she deserves to be subject to the same amount of scrutiny and criticism as any man would. Coming from a Liberal member, holding such (supposedly...) staunch views on womens' rights is incredibly ironic to boot.

[@brontepetropoulos4755]

Totally agree with you MADAME, I'm nearly 70yr old woman and love this channel, best thing that's happened for political reporting ever, entertaining, and a laugh and soooo true Ozz SA

[@TheRealLeesyKate]

Woman from Adelaide here. I'd not heard about this woman until now. I hope people in her electorate vote her out this coming election. "How dare a man treat women exactly the way he treats men. SEXIST!" 🤦‍♀️

[@MK_ULTRA420]

"How dare a man treat women exactly the way he treats men. SEXIST!" This is actually what modern feminism believes, and it's why I prefer escorts over dating because there's less legal risk.

[@vapid6311]

@@MK_ULTRA420 ah, I see we have an enlightened incel here that took one statement and twists into another because no woman would sleep with you and you need to protect your pride. Feminism is an umbrella term captain general balls for brains.

[@starksanchez3812]

As a woman I would like to personally thank you, as usual, for all the invaluable work you and your associates do for Australia.

[@ycy3688]

😅Ik😮🎉 idk😅 pu

[@izzi7438]

Monkey = tail, Ape = no tail. Thank you Jordan for bringing up the misrepresentation of Chimps 🙏

[@Dman6779]

and thank him for having the nuts to actually hold his ground whilst having fake news hurtled at him

[@izzi7438]

@@Dman6779 Yeah that goes without saying, but we must not forget the chimps.

[@Dman6779]

@@izzi7438 imposter is sus

[@tba3900]

Politician= shit for brains

[@realmsabovetheclouds3619]

🤣🤣

[@elvirag4197]

“Pointing out my flaws, and corruption means you’re abusing me, and I’m a woman.” Lmao, the disrespect to actual sexism, and abuse to women by pulling that bull. She’s a clown.

[@lady_acid]

She cares about women's safety. Unless it conflicts with what little power she is granted from her party. She cries about hurt feelings, but stays silent about women who are brave enough to come forward with their claims of assault from fellow party members. She is fine with retweeting anti-domestic violence slogans, but where is her condemnation of Tudge? She doesn't care about women. She only care about her own self-image.

[@carleycarleyb]

She’s got the standard “I want to speak to the manager” haircut

[@thatindiandude4602]

And she is a liberal MP 🙄 I wonder how she feels about Labour Female politicians. Never mind the history of Liberal parties glorious history of feminism

[@ibeatyoutubecircumventingy6344]

@@thatindiandude4602 i wonder what her stance on Porter and that National Party Pedo that was ousted just recently

[@drifter402]

Ah man another one of these people lives up to the stereotypes they've done nothing but conform to for 10 years.

[@amberlance3221]

What is truly ironic is claiming to be a strong woman in parliament or the media.. then playing the "it's because I'm a woman" card, when a comedian calls out your corruption. It's not like Jordies only goes after women, he points out corruption no matter the gender, age or race!

[@jamesmcmechan888]

Being committed to regurgitating the party line is also an indication that she is a strong, independent, woman.

[@vinceradical8910]

Member of the rapiest party complains about sexism of comedian that she’s never met.

[@wonderllama4368]

Flint is what's wrong with politics. Well, aside from the corruption, sexual misconducts, rorting, lying, incompetence etc.

[@vapid6311]

hey! she's got 4 out of five you listed at least

[@okaychannel.]

Man missed a great opportunity to use the “I am the lizard queen” Simpsons ref when she unbagged herself 😂

[@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810]

The similar androgynous look that Jordy and Nichole share at the beginning is both hilarious and scary.

[@Willow4526]

You sure it's not just secretly Jordie in makeup and female cloths lol

[@johnjones.3427]

They may be secretly brother and sister?

[@loonloon9365]

@@Willow4526 Jordies troll game so hard he is both the troll and the trollee.

[@js2188]

Now I feel weird as I was thinking I would probably "throw her one" if I had the chance

[@Nate-bg7jd]

I thought he was going for the tracy Grimshaw look myself

[@MoringAfterStar]

It's so weird seeing the more conservative leaning party of Austrailia uses femanist agit-prop to attack the labour party. Jordies at one time I doubted your political standing but as I watch, you reassure me more and more each video. Pro-Union, Pro-Labour, Pro-Environment, Pro-transparency, Pro-Jokes. You bring hope to a leftists heart.

[@creepycustard2383]

Um actually, that opening photo isn't of Adelaide, it's of Adelaide Street in Brisbane. As a resident of Brisbane, I refuse to be falsely associated with Nicole Flint.

[@machelleperham7046]

@FBI that’s right they don’t because brissboring is full to the brim with Labor scumbag politicians

[@ibeatyoutubecircumventingy6344]

@@machelleperham7046 so found another liberal Troll man its like a cancer metastasized in the comments and is now showing up all over the place!

[@machelleperham7046]

@@ibeatyoutubecircumventingy6344 ? please explain, not quite on board with your ranting

[@glynnspencer4517]

Now I understand. I'm like 'why is she here?' Someone obviously googled Adelaide street for the image and got Adelaide Street not realising (or caring).

[@machelleperham7046]

@FBI sadly the only difference between the Labor, Liberal and GREENS is the spelling of their party names no siree haven’t voted for any of those useless criminal organisations for decades, oh and 90% of so called ‘Independents’ are Liberal goons recycled. I know right a complete sham all of it. 🙄

[@ninatuckerschewtoy]

Growing up as a constituent of Boothby, can confirm as far as Liberal members go, they may as well not exist in the Boothby electorate. Andrew Southcott was an apparition that walked. Nicolle has never engaged with the general constituency of Boothby. She actively avoided every meeting request from my Vietnam Vet (3RAR) father. She was recently halted in a local branch stacking attempt, where she went through the pentacostal churches, signing up mass amounts of new LNP members (before being stopped by Marshall, which is the only thing I've seen him do, other than almost start a race riot) I even had her march right up behind me, during the height of the Covid lockdowns, on an escalator in Pasadena Shopping Center. I already had people 1.5m in front of me, so I asked her to move back a bit (please). She scoffed and told me to move forward, which lead us into a petty argument. The most unbecoming politician I've had the displeaure of meeting.

[@kizmetmars]

Damn straight you're an enemy to women, with your sultry looks and sexy wigs

[@Shunter86]

"Hehe, I don't need her at all anymore!"

[@vapid6311]

enemy to all gay people as well, I know for one that chiseled jaw could slice my throat

[@lonewretch]

@emelia why are bots in everything? no one cares...

[@Itsmellsfishy]

“That sucks the sweetness from the half time oranges” Spectacular

[@gunzilla7760]

Every time a politician goes after Shanks, it's only more publicity. Us fellas should consider this an honour.

[@Renfair333]

As a mid-forties inner city spinster with no children and 2 small dogs- I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE.

[@MitchDenham]

“Streets of Adelaide….” That was literally Adelaide Street in Brisbane, love you Jordies 😂

[@TheBread09]

Glad I wasn't the only one to notice that "Boy, I really hope someone was fired for that blunder"

[@alexnagy-friend4643]

I also clocked that haha

[@coreyberther2308]

A little play on words

[@Red_Schuhart]

"I don't hate you because you're a woman, I hate you because you exist" What a quote!

[@krissteel4074]

Law degree, full time politician... yeah that's more or less the lowest form of life. Oh wait- property developer + politician is quite a feisty candidate for that title living in the puddle next to them.

[@jarrodeastwood]

You actually make politics fun. As a 24 y/o guy I've never really been bothered about it all but recently I've been watching your videos and have become interested in it all. I just wanted to say thanks for making these, Jordan. Keep it up. 🙂

[@ogopogo1352]

Oh I love how you crush people with facts. So much Respect from Canada.

[@Sherudons]

I love people who's entire argument and point is I am a woman so gimme gimme. Makes it easier to spot the one who's sleeping her way into a position of irrelevance rather than actual power.

[@MK_ULTRA420]

According to Kamala Harris, you're wrong.

[@Khaab00]

@@MK_ULTRA420 Well, Kamala still doesn't have actual power. She's being hidden in the basement lest she embarrasses herself again in public and proves just how empty and shallow she is. Her claim to fame is she checked the boxes of female and minority. Her current approval rating is so bad she makes Biden's approval look good not to mention that she has absolutely no shot of winning the next Presidency election. Not to worry, however, she's following in her idol's footsteps, Hillary Clinton.

[@namanish450]

"She's a Liberal MP who no- one has ever heard of" That's an achievement considering Murdoch's tendencies.

[@whiffunderscore703]

I Like how she refers to you in parliament as "The friendlyjordies" asif she doesn't know what the english language is.

[@WarBossTilt]

I am in Boothby and every time I open my letter box to find one of her flyers is a damn jump scare. I damn near almost do a Friendlyjordies scream every time

[@WayneManifesto]

Has she yelled at you at oaklands park train station yet?

[@WarBossTilt]

Nah mate I drive :P

[@WayneManifesto]

She chased me yelling when I tried to walk across during the upgrade

[@WarBossTilt]

She absolutely looks like a creature who chases

[@JJ-fg2wd]

The second you find yourself on the wrong side of someone powerful, they will pull out all of the cards: racist, sexist....they're probably bribing as many people as possible to "come forward" and "break their silence" about how jord "sexually assaulted" them.

[@kentonbaird1723]

Someone actually stood up in Parliament and dobbed. DoBbEd. They proudly stood up in a place where matters concerning a nation are deliberated and cried "MUUUUUM! JORDAN CALLED ME A SHEEP-DOG! WAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"

[@onceonly1111]

It's god damn hilarious that there is now footage of a person taking their online slapfight into a house of politics. This is a level beyond first world problems.

[@giggitygiggitygood]

I never expected FJ to reference Koongamia's very own "Mad Dog". I'm nostalgically proud 🍻 Keep it coming

[@SnowSmashin199]

"Love ya Daryl!" That got me good. We all know a lady like that

[@SomeThingOrMaybeAnother]

The most offensive part of this video was that completely unwarranted dig against Psy. He had one global hit of very rarely achievable level.

[@blanknone5408]

I’m so tired of dishonest people that are so into their own emotions.

[@residentenigma7141]

Fucken oath.

[@LeviClay]

Why a bigger point isn't made about her clinging to being called a whiny B when the context of that comment was you talking about one woman and two men... yet it's somehow an example of you attacking her for being a woman... is astonishing. They believe that if they clip something out of context and repeat it enough the context will be lost to history.

[@ribsi85]

It's just all rationalising isn't it. We all think we're the 'good guy' so she's perfectly happy to mangle the truth to fit her narrative because that's what allows her to continue on in that way, despite the bullshit. The "crime" committed is simply that an exchange made her mad. Her ego is large enough that she can't possibly consider any action or words of hers to be even partially at fault. So if a good person like her is angry and hurt then clearly the thing that made her angry is bad. The solution for her is then to attempt to outrage other people to get angry at what made her angry so she feels justified. A person with a decent amount of self-reflection would de-escalate themselves at this point because while reviewing the exchange, they would realise they got emotional and angry, and that's normal and fine, and decide that it's not worth taking any further because it's not going to make them look good to do so. A self-righteous egotistical person however doesn't care at all about how the truth would make them look because they have no intention of ever acknowledging the truth, reflecting on the situation or debating in good faith. They are mad now, and for making them mad you must be punished, all actions are justified because I am an important mad person. This has nothing to do with gender, it's about the normal people of the world letting egotistical jackasses have their way all their time because it's easier than telling them to shut the fuck up and dealing with the aftermath.

[@davespanksalot8413]

Good summary, and without negative consequences like being called out and exposed on the real world impacts of their political decisions on the average citizen, or even losing vote share(!), they continue to make misleading representations regarding their intentions around their tenure "serving the public" (as opposed to what they do for lobbyists) to the general voter.

[@4560anton]

^^^^This

[@jclowe1972]

Imagine Barilaro saying "Jordies abuses men" 😢. It should be obvious by now that if you are "abused" by Jordies it is nothing to do with your gender.

[@crowzur6055]

"Hobo who wanders the Streets of Adelaide" *Photo of Brisbane CBD*

[@Miffybros]

Friendly Jordan's made someone in parliament house say "penis snake".

[@carinadominguez22]

It's a bit jarring seeing an australian politician showing the same intelligence and smugness as people who write for junkee, the brag, vice, pedestrian, buzzfeed, etc.

[@thatindiandude4602]

It's even worse than that. It's the same energy of a whiny buzzfeed reporter but not to defend social equity, it is for the rights of her, a wealthy, white woman to not face any criticism at all

[@carinadominguez22]

@@thatindiandude4602 Right. Exactly that. Weaponzing the plight of women so she can carve Australia up just a little more for herself and her corrupt cronies.

[@superchroma]

I don't know... they're pretty smug..

[@mikespike2099]

Whiny Woman have made whining an industry these days … how many equality morning teas do I have to sit through …. I’m getting fat on pink frosted cup cakes and not actually doing any work!!!

[@Skittenmeow]

@@mikespike2099 hey bot, please eat your copypasta elsewhere

[@ryant2568]

Scary to think one of the only things holding the government together is this angry, morally corrupt woman.

[@c9k]

She always had the nicest election signage, great eyes. That is where the positives end for both Nicole and election signage.

[@greebj]

Look past the always just-touched-up flawless eye makeup. She's got that typical conservofembot dead stare they all have .Because a female showing emotion is vulnerability, or something.

[@bradleyellacott2666]

"Wanders the streets of adelaide" *Picture of Adelaide Street...Brisbane*

[@limean8or]

I was just watching Julian Hill break down the LNP's little hire a buddy for the board program and he was constantly being interrupted a accused of being sexist by some crazy lady called Nicolle Flint. It all makes sense now.

[@asdusty4372]

Just like any criticism of Israel is anti Semitic, any criticism of a woman by a man is sexist. You should know this Jordy.

[@edwin5419]

It must be trippy to have politicians go after you on the floor of parliament.

[@MaxsSeveredHead]

WLB already freaking out about this, article this morning in the Australian, tweeting literally everyone. So funny.

[@Nekoflame]

Boothby is one of the most marginal seats in Australia, but has been held by Liberal since 1949. In the previous election, just 1524 votes would have been needed for Labor's Nadia Clancy to win. There was a -1.33% swing against Flint in 2019, and a -3.62% swing in 2016.

[@davidwild66]

I don't know about an enemy to women, but I've got a mate who we nicknamed "Thrush" - because he was an irritation to women.

[@saga685]

Also, what is with the liberal party and “people are being mean to me” recently? I’m no fan of Julia Gillard, but she made the same complaint back in the day and I distinctly remember her being told that it was “to be expected” for people in public life. I’m also pretty sure that some of the people who told her that are the same ones complaining now…

[@HandSolitude]

Turns out the Snowflake meme was always a projection.

[@tylerkaczynski6807]

I'm amazed you know who mad dog is. Me and my workmate were in the work ute in Midland on the way to the tip when we drove past him and my passenger worker yelled out "MAD DOG, MAD DOG, MAD DOG!" at him. We stopped at the lights further up and he put himself and his bike in the back of the ute and was hollering "GO, GO, GO!!". Keep in mind that we were on the way to the tip and he was squatting in garbage.

[@RictusHolloweye]

You should produce some "not so-friendly Jordies" merch. You could sell it to Coalition members and SMH staff.

[@LuckyShotGaming1]

He could send it to all their offices as gifts.

[@gramophoneshane]

lol

[@MononymousM]

@@LuckyShotGaming1 careful, with ideas like that you'll get the Fixated Persons Unit on your tail.

[@ozdigg9254]

Ha. We have that problem locally. Some female City of Bayswater Councillors are two-faced. They claim they want to 'smash the patriarchy' yet weaponise their gender and take on patriarchal behaviours to smash at anyone who challenges them. Great video friendlyjordies :)))

[@christianjack8189]

Amazing and deservingly savage! great work. The old games of politics cannot keep up with your channel's work mate. These politicians need more accountability, thanks for shedding light as always.

[@charbz2372]

Jordan Shanks is the real life version of when Stanley Ibkiss put the Mask on

[@TheRealDJSigma]

I love how Jordan gives zero fucks about identity politics and calls people out on what they've said and done, which is precisely how it should be.

[@McSlurryHole]

Wanna know how I know your editor just typed in "Adelaide Street" for the background of that opening shot?

[@fergewan808]

Jordies is just a liberal party boogeyman now and I’m here for it

[@fatalshore5068]

He really does scare the bajeebus out of them. After Clive, Bruz and even Jordans contributions towards Gladys they know he is not toothless and won't go away. They are scared children hiding under the covers and I am here for it.

[@Aspen51]

Monday Morning here in Scotland & this popped up in the Y Tube... Mate thank you - it's been a while since I had a laugh this hard watching someone finally take that O2 thief down... Well done mate!

[@thatindiandude4602]

I mean, what sort of pumpkin town nonsense is this? This is the sort of corporatized feminism I detest. A movement that began with the powerless and voiceless women in society being appropriated by wealthy individuals to silence critics of an unjust system

[@Elemblue2]

Youd think if they were gona hijack it, they could at least use it for some good. But no.

[@MononymousM]

you put it perfectly. This makes me so angry.

[@supermegaturboman5070]

This has to be one of the most methodical and brutal take downs of any politician.

[@TotoDG]

“Hey. Do you know who Nicolle Flint is? She’s a hobo that wanders the streets of Adelaide.” As someone who lives in Adelaide, I’m going to quote Blight from Batman Beyond: “Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?”

[@alanaustin1701]

Excellent analysis again, Jordan. Thank you. This vid received a mention today in Guy Rundle's column in Crikey.

[@newbreedtv3833]

Pissed myself when Darrell's mum popped up and said "luv ya Darrell" haha

[@jengriffy01]

The first picture is Adelaide Street in Brisbane. 😂 💀

[@DipseyDex]

When will politicians learn that they can't touch jordies.

[@CNile-se9xw]

I AM WOMAN I am woman, hear me roar In numbers too big to ignore And I know too much to go back an' pretend 'Cause I've heard it all before And I've been down there on the floor No one's ever gonna keep me down again I AM NICOLE I'm woman, hear he rort In dumbness too big to ignore And I earn too much to spill my guts & defend 'Cause I've feelings are that sore And I've been down there on the floor No one's ever gonna take me seriously again I AM JORDIE I am Jordie, hear me taunt In facts too big to ignore And I know too much to back off to them 'Cause I've hurt them all before And I'm LABOUUUUR to the core No one's ever gonna bring me down my friend

[@individual1-floridaman491]

"The chimpanzee (Pan troglodytes), also known as the common chimpanzee, or simply chimp, is a species of great ape native to the forest and savannah of tropical Africa." Now for your next conflict: classify all the fruits and vegetables.

[@sigheyeroll]

Thanks for clearing that up, just want to add: Apes are not monkeys; they belong to different branches of the Simian infraorder, and there are several physical differences. (Jordan was right, chimp = not a monkey)

[@Haroog]

@@sigheyeroll Well he called a gibbon a monkey in one of his recent videos, so he fucked that one up.

[@Box_Fox21]

I would love to see you run for parliament....the chaos would be legendary!

[@marthanewsome6375]

I am woman and never laughed so much in my life before. Thanks Jordies!

[@mickeyBtsv]

Monkeys have tails, apes don't, but they are all primates.

[@1969firefox]

Single mothers put on the cashless debt card.

[@givmi_more_w9251]

Okay, so let me get this straight (as I am not Australian and stumbled upon this channel via a weird wikiwalk) - this person stepped up to the speaker's desk of the Australian Federal Government ... used her voice as an elected parliament member of a first-world, albeit upside-down country, where she got elected into after a cushy "Kreißsaal, Hörsaal, Plenarsaal" career (German for "delivery room, university classroom, parliament assembly room), and complains that some loudmouthed handsome KZbinr called her a "whiney bitch" ... in a KZbin video and calls that "abuse". Or that he made satirical comparisons of persons of public interest to animals. Well, I am sure that will make an impact on women's rights! \sarcasm

[@okradokrad]

Spot on.

[@paddytrihey1189]

that real estate agent joke was very underrated

[@sophietemple2728]

Easy way to remember - monkeys have tails, apes don’t!

[@1969firefox]

Clive and bruz both dropped their cases because they know that the facts would come out.

[@Mellyouttaphase]

I occasionally watch Question time and the other week when she stood up to say something about vaccines and another member said “it’s a good thing some of us are wearing masks today” … I won’t get into the vaccine debate but it was a HILARIOUS burn. The same day Dutton was called a boofhead. Comedy Gold parliament is.

[@adamhalama7617]

Streets of Adelaide = Adelaide St, Brisbane. Close enough.

[@c9k]

Just say King William, you've nailed a major street and road in one

[@andrewreiser3584]

Lets take a look at some of the great politicians SA has given us: Cory Bernardi, Christopher Pyne, Jamie Briggs, Sarah Hanson-Young and the all-time classic Alexander Downer. It's like a breeding ground for the worst of the worst. South Australia, just like in weird murders, punching well above its weight.

[@c9k]

And she can be replaced with Nadia Clancy - a woman that actually seems to give two shits

[@ariac1197]

Omg that site where you can see their voting history thing is cool

[@ausgoldman9442]

Vote on policy.

[@DanWallis86]

Mad dog got a shout out. 😍 I drive past his house every week.

[@FiendMD]

6056 rep

[@PeterTodd]

God, he must be getting on, hope he's doing okay.

[@DanWallis86]

He’s got a few awesome toys out the front. Haven’t seen him on the bike in ages. Always having a chat with his neighbours.

[@leelastarsky]

Any woman who allies herself with the LNP is immediately suspect IMO. Voting against her OWN rights. Go Jordies! Also, has she never heard of the Streisand effect? LOL.

[@Torro_Gaming]

Keeping the public informed, thanking you my man🤙

[@daleighcom1]

I always thought that "mind blown" emoji was just a smiley face wearing a little chefs hat. Guess I better get to specsavers.

[@the_fitness_doc]

Love a friendly Jordies upload on a Monday morning what a great start to the week! Have a good week everyone 🥰

[@rtmpgt]

You too mate, have a good one.

[@herewestand7807]

Disgraced SA MP Sam Duluk was Flint’s campaign manager & has a history of ‘Drunk Pest’ behaviour that was so described by Magistrate John Wells earlier this year. Alexander Hyde, Flint’s Chief of Staff (a bloke not a Sheila, & so much for Flint helping women in the work place) is now running for safe liberal seat of Waite as Duluk was turfed from the party. Interesting point, Hyde beat out 3 women for the candidate of Waite and he doesn’t even live in the electorate. Where 2 out of the 3 women do!