Walk like an Egyptian

[@OneOfBebesKids]

alvin and the chipmunks actually invented post-industrial music but nobody knew because they sped all there songs up by 33.3% before release

[@MoonlitCaster]

Well damn!

[@BradyGalloway]

Trent Reznor's inspiration

[@NE0INEAN]

@TheGreaterGood80 this comment is criminally underrated

[@cheeseborglar1760]

@@NE0INEAN who is that and what did they say

[@NE0INEAN]

Cheese Borglar lol I don’t remember sorry 😐 bet it was CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED

[@shabadadoo5004]

This is the last thing you hear when you OD at an 80's house party.

[@DoodleSh1t]

reading this in tandem with the intro to the song literally killed me lmao

[@Bixxxs]

This comment wins. lmao

[@vanleeuwenhoek]

And the first thing you see?

[@ponyfucker3427]

what is OD

[@dusty_wings]

@Benjamin Gibson lmao bro... GG misinformation x) made me giggle though

[@dayvancowboi9135]

it's like you're laying delirious and concussed in a dumpster outside of a chintzy Egyptian-themed casino, five margaritas and two speedballs working their way through your system.

[@parkourpotato6066]

The chorus where it goes “way oh way oh” is so powerful, the way it’s stretched out and annunciated

[@rufemaneywuff893]

It has an airy, prehistoric kind of sound. Like I'm exploring a pyramid or cave by torchlight.

[@jackleutris8662]

Finally a description that's not some generic depressing shit like "bleeding out on the roof with a heroin overdose" To me their music doesn't sound depressing. Melancholy maybe but not exactly sad

[@PaladinOfNerds]

if you disturb the mummy’s tomb, there will be a zombie apocalypse. And guess who didn’t read the hieroglyphs?

[@odinlindeberg4624]

Some part of me imagines cruising down along a river in a Huey during one of the CIA's black ops in Laos during the Vietnam war.

[@sirmount2636]

@@jackleutris8662 Profound, not depressing.

[@AmalekIsComing]

@@odinlindeberg4624 this is the best description

[@Masterge77]

This sounds even more Egyptian than it originally did.

[@pjr5913]

dude this is river nile sludge

[@cheeseborglar1760]

set it to 1.5x speed

[@weirdosheep619]

This is the last place I expected to see you. A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

[@dashthatonedude]

@armomoose6874It means it sounds like the type of song you listen while exploring the pyramids

[@BigSwift9]

Somehow it’s both Nihilistic and Nilistic

[@cs-zz7jd]

I really love this version more than the original.

[@InklingFan77Mettaton1936]

chris smith dude play it @ 2x speed it’s better

[@tituspullo3184]

Way better then the original one

[@tyrantgregcagkaiju71]

Me too.

[@aeoncalcos3246]

You’re all enemy stand users.

[@Martykun36]

@@InklingFan77Mettaton1936 this is a cocaine rush now

[@scottyunitedboy2925]

Another classic that they played live at Woodstock '94. What is not commonly known about that night is that both Peterson sisters from the Bangles were in the crowd and they looked after Theodore well after the Chipmunks came off stage. Simon was being seduced by Courtney Hole at the same time whilst Alvin was trying to score from a local dealer.

[@danielmartin7838]

It's thanks to a guy who who got shot six times in Seattle stopping a robbery with his bare hands who lived, that this mix graced my ears. It hit like a stone groove. Thanks Huckleberry, dope track!

[@toad2574]

what?

[@kappnvega1709]

we're all schizophrenic here@@toad2574

[@AmalekIsComing]

6 times? From what I presume to be a revolver? Sounds like one tough motherfucker!

[@samperkins7931]

Play this on loop in every abandoned mall.

[@weinhard961]

I guess you could say he was “nervous”

[@charmicarmicat2981]

It’s crazy how much this song rips

[@sjh5465]

is this what Jotaro's PTSD flashbacks sound like

[@offcenterprofilepicture6274]

finally, a creative jojo comment. ive been searching for so long for this rare gem.

[@ulvn349]

LMFAO

[@normanclatcher]

​@@ulvn349^me when I see two identical rocks

[@666dandark]

The sound of it, the deep vocals make it sublime, exquisite, just like most of the 80's pop, good work & thanks for sharing this amazing discovery for the community.

[@InklingFan77Mettaton1936]

666dandark play it at 2x speed

[@SehnsuchtYT]

I feel like my distant ancestors are laughing at me

[@somethinghere3984]

Sehnsucht with a pfp like that yea

[@spkzfaith9680]

@@somethinghere3984 furry WeirdChamp

[@kanna-san.]

We are.

[@normanclatcher]

@@kanna-san. not you

[@samiam2003]

LOL

[@ivanpb1983]

I'm here 'cause vaporwave synth wasn't doing it for me anymore...

[@GothicDamien666]

2:50 that guitar grunge

[@RATHERGAMER]

Me on heroin

[@PewterBird]

unironically one of my favorite songs of all time [this actual version]

[@paytopray1468]

This feels like it should be playing as someone bleeds out after a car crash on prom night in the 80s

[@moregan101]

Jesus. You’re right but, jesus

[@singulartrout]

the bangles covered by the chipmunks slowed down to sludgy heroin music hijacked by jojo fans.

[@howaboutnow1895]

And the cycle carrys on.

[@jurassic_yoshi2550]

were they actually hijacked by Jojo fans? 🙁 I didnt know this.

[@scottbruckner4653]

Imagine the fucking Dio Fight to this tune. And I'm talking Last Episode of the Season Joseph Zucced Dio Vs Jotaro.

[@HessSabine-qu2zx]

🦋🧡🏵️🌹💙

[@deadaiir]

It's a Friday night and you're at the bi-monthly Amunet sacrifice ceremony: It's party time.

[@drbizaad2923]

Sounds like I'm about to be sacrificed to Ra

[@AshStryker]

I wish I could describe how this song makes me feel. Such a higher calibre than the original. And it's just been pitched and slowed down.

[@PHOTUS64]

its actually the chipmunks version slowed and pitched down

[@PHOTUS64]

search for chipmunks on 16 speed

[@ftrtrjn]

@@PHOTUS64 its not even pitched down, its just slowed

[@ThePanicPuppet]

I listen to this now because I like it, and that scares me.

[@monkeysockseaturface]

Do LSD and make out with your arch rival. Fall in love with each other.

[@H33t3Speaks]

@@monkeysockseaturface Eat more LSD

[@liamc8769]

@@monkeysockseaturface an oddly specific thing to do.

[@normanclatcher]

damn. guess I gotta respark some old rivalries... and figure out where to source recreational psilocybin...

[@AllofJudea]

​@@normanclatcherpsilocybin is not LSD

[@PanicAttack445]

“You’ve got some nerve.” Yeah, over a million of them.

[@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943]

Are we absolutely sure this isn't a Ween outtake?

[@twistedtrans]

Honestly, if you stuck in one of these C16S tracks in the middle of either God Ween Satan or Pure Guava, I don't think anyone would notice.

[@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943]

@@twistedtrans Eh, sounds more like something off of The Pod. Pure Guava and GodWeenSatan both have a much more consistently sharp noise to them, while The Pod is distinctively murky and psychedelic.

[@extraearth3392]

True, I always like the pod more for that reason, the songs always sounded more composed but still retained that murky psychedelic quality

[@rivaldealer__]

ExtraEarth 33 personally, it reminds me of The Mollusk. That’s just me tho

[@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943]

@@rivaldealer__ Eh, too sludgy. The Mollusk was more "magical", or alternatively, "briny" in it's sound.

[@D03H03]

I honestly thought I was going to witness the human nervus system do the Egyptian walk.

[@WhoisMeart]

me too

[@BradyGalloway]

So spooky, and the image just adds to it.

[@InklingFan77Mettaton1936]

Brady Galloway yeah

[@carmine5593]

That thing is gonna be in the corner of your room tonight.....don't peak.dont look.......don't blink...you blinked Run.

[@windows2054]

Theodore just BARELY survived his case of rabies with this one

[@hotelmario510]

Put the video in 2x speed to hear a sludgier but normal-speed version of the original.

[@AutobotOrionPax]

Sounds waaay better at 1.5

[@AutobotOrionPax]

Actually 1.25 sounds the best

[@vcxz4009]

1.25 is my favorite

[@InklingFan77Mettaton1936]

Agree

[@InklingFan77Mettaton1936]

HeelTurn naw fam 2x is better dude

[@lowlypurveyorofcram]

The nervous system approves

[@littledukes2612]

*calm system joins the game*

[@normanclatcher]

anxious system anxious system _anxious system anxious system_

[@odyoden2799]

Don't know, but This FREAKED my dog OUTTT !!!

[@Dellaluna13]

The base and bell give me serious Return of the Living Dead vibes. Even the graphic looks vaguely like the Tarman.

[@olettebobow]

Looks like a potential zombie design!!

[@redcurated4302]

I listened to this on my drive today for like an hour. I'm convinced the music video for this needs to be filmed in death valley. The light would pulse back and forth and a wendigo would unearth itself from the sand hunting any who pass the park at night.

[@bmutante7597]

This is giving me strength to carry on living n.n

[@GeneralOlde]

When the Stardust Crusaders hit the hookah bar before their final confrontation with Dio.

[@felyxmillicent6538]

Best version of this song by far.

[@PHOTUS64]

the fact that this was actually the cover from alvin and the chipmunks slowed makes it even better

[@yugimumoto1]

That time jotaro ODs on heroin

[@Identify0909]

Classic

[@MiLiberator]

Star Platinum is Jotaro's slang for the good stuff.

[@Noise_Meister_Records]

Satan help me , It's another JoJo fan

[@ceoofsadness7015]

@@Noise_Meister_Records These fucking JoJo stans are everywere

[@ceoofsadness7015]

GTFO Jojo stan

[@schkoopdawhoop7885]

For some reason when I listen to this song I imagine a music video of a gang dudes pulling off a heist, and at the end the main guy's crew tries to betray him, but he knew the whole time and he gets off scott free with the whole take.

[@damnbacon88]

This new Godflesh album is a banger.

[@TooMuchSascha]

You mean this *old* Killing Joke album?

[@boppe2235]

1:26 When you got lost on your trip to the amazon jungle and now youre getting sacrificed

[@somethingsmells5387]

This would sound awesome on vinyl.

[@kenc.1103]

Something Smells >press chipmunkson16speed on a 12" 33rpm record >play it at 16 rpm >chipmunkson16speedon16speed holy shit this needs to be done

[@signbear999]

Just buy the Chipmunk Funk record where this came from and play it at 16pm.

[@plinkertonman]

would sound exactly the same

[@signbear999]

Lol 16pm.

[@normanclatcher]

@@plinkertonman minus the YT compression, yeah

[@ChillerKiller88]

Did anyone else find this from the Return of The Living Dead “Alternate Opening”?

[@reggiepark3155]

Right Here!

[@awesomethingsforawesomegam4399]

This comment says yeaaa oooooo yea oooooo

[@NumbAWizard-vf6qo]

Horrormoviefan 1988 me

[@troylcx]

Same here.

[@brb-blitz4592]

Same

[@solaireofastora5497]

Well isn't this a strange arousal...

[@InklingFan77Mettaton1936]

Solaire of Astora idk

[@kingd8232]

Feels like I just woke up from being drugged in a landfill with no hair and a bruise on my stomach that looks suspiciously like a golf club.

[@rofuumi]

This. This is brilliant. I like this.

[@joe_krogan]

This is what plays as you're stuck in a conga line on the road to hell

[@Savathussy]

oooaahhhahH wwAAAYYY OHHhhhh

[@InklingFan77Mettaton1936]

Sirclo - lol

[@_Quackerjack]

This is fire, not even kidding here

[@mrsplitfoot23]

This is what you hear in the begining of a early 90s straight to video scifi dystopian film.

[@nicholasmckeever8722]

WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING GOOD!

[@dw9932]

this sounds awesome

[@InklingFan77Mettaton1936]

domanic williams agree

[@kittykuroki]

im on ketamine

[@tituspullo3184]

How do you feel ?

[@euanwalker4436]

@@tituspullo3184 the cat's dead

[@onelividguardsman5681]

Ride on space catboy

[@namehere7829]

Im on trioxin 245

[@redzgaming6880]

SPONGE BOI ME BOB! I SOLD THE KRUSTY KRAB TO FUEL MY KETEMINE ADDICTION!

[@HessSabine-qu2zx]

So zrue.Still Listen to November 2023.🧡🏵️

[@TheHarrisontemple]

The sludge in the Nile is thick indeed

[@rickeyleeba]

It hits so hard @2:49

[@pandachickenproductions5193]

The guy in the picture be like "I'm really a bundle of nerves lol"

[@banedestroysbatmanofcanada4622]

so creepy and errie.

[@InklingFan77Mettaton1936]

Bane destroysbatmanofcanada if u play @ 16 speed then yes it would be creepy and eerie BUT if u play it @ 2x speed it’s sounds normal and better

[@LiquidClara]

@@InklingFan77Mettaton1936 No, Jesus Christ it sounds worse, I'm scared

[@tinkerbelle6936]

@@InklingFan77Mettaton1936 sounds like you can't handle the sludge, lol

[@RawkL0bster]

That picture is unnerving.

[@dat_music_dude9718]

I see what u did there!

[@TotallyAmerican-1774]

this is stuck in my damn head now!!!! xD

[@InklingFan77Mettaton1936]

Yes this would be the type of song that would be stuck in your head because it’s that catchy

[@Yottifferent]

Ya Boi Anthony good

[@littledukes2612]

The whistling brings rapture to this world

[@eternalsence3033]

blessing from the slowmotion gods

[@TyTheRegularMan]

I like the punk and the metal band.

[@solophentii3468]

This song feels like a parody of humanity

[@signbear999]

my favorite band "the punk and the metal band"

[@kobold7466]

that guitar is fucking MEAN! GOTDAMN!

[@callerunknown]

Honestly that's a killer fit

[@tone868]

Holy fuck my skin feels like it's moving.

[@skullthrower8904]

Your skin is always moving

[@UncleHaul]

Sludgefest is among the most wild shit I’ve ever heard. How much Heroin you gotta shoot to think let’s slow down Alvin and The Chipmunks and fuck with the distort until it’s a sludge metal album.

[@paithen7033]

wasn't it the other way around? as in these are the original recordings, and got sped up?

[@UncleHaul]

@@paithen7033 in a sense. The creator of Sludgefest slowed it to slower than original and added effects to give it its distinctive sound.

[@stitchfan_8290]

@@paithen7033 As I understand it, when making the original chipmunks songs the instruments and voices are recorded separately. Meaning, they record the instruments normally and then have the singers sing slowly. Then speed up the recording of the singers and play it with the normal instrument recording. For this, the singing is as recorded, but the instruments are slowed down. At least that's what I thought.

[@binbo709]

@@stitchfan_8290 You are correct.

[@algomaone121]

Nerve-Map Man thumbnail😮Fitting nightmare fuel...

[@andrewdubya1380]

walk like an Egyptian guys ¯\_(ツ)¯\_

[@nightofthelivingtasbot]

this slaps

[@wido7676]

This is kinda creepy damnnn I like it

[@breakercassidy6946]

End credits of a supernatural/paranormal procedural episode where they realize they’re looking for a homicidal Mummy.

[@NE0INEAN]

I was so scared that the picture was about to start moving oml

[@leetorry]

And then you noticed the eyes

[@thearditi7900]

This is terrifying

[@YakmanOx]

I am gonna die to this song. It was revealed to me in adream

[@ChillerKiller88]

This sounds Great!

[@InklingFan77Mettaton1936]

ChillerKiller88 agree if u put it @ 2x speed

[@MrDogbrain]

The Chipmunks rule lol

[@sacrificialnecrosis8435]

when that za warudo hits too hard

[@MidnightCapricorn2696]

Hits as hard as getting donuted

[@comadoof184]

This is what you hear when you're Dehydrated in the Desert

[@basedbattledroid3507]

This is what the Mummies hear

[@lostincitylight2619]

Brutal

[@connorlenihan2015]

The instrumental to this would sound bangin in Blood

[@georgetaylor3152]

I really like this vision then the original

[@mrpicklesful]

*the blood waitresses*

[@Guille-mz7xf]

5:35 hits fuckn hard

[@angelluismarrerodelgado5185]

Woooooooooow!!! Like it!!!

[@Ssternn]

"The nerve!" the nerve in question:

[@signbear999]

ah yes the nervous system

[@dragontanksoldier]

Monument Mythos and Sludgefest? My favorite!

[@georgetaylor2024]

This vision is better then the original

[@mylarmural]

reminds me of when I was on 16 speed

[@Banjodewulf2]

This would sound so fucking crazy well tripping balls

[@gabeliveforever]

can confirm

[@SuperBrazilianMcGee]

IS THAT THE AIR FORCE ONE ANGEL?!?!?!?!?

[@dashthatonedude]

The amount of times i repeated this

[@redzgaming6880]

The last human child finds a town after weeks of walking through the atomic desert. He walks into town, hoping for normalcy, only to find that the government of the town is more disgusting than the mutants who inhabit said town.

[@monkeysockseaturface]

and then he plants a garden in the middle of the town and amazingly everything and everyone in the town changes in a good way.

[@hera9668]

this is the plot of the lorax

[@redzgaming6880]

@@hera9668 I never thought about that until just now. Your absolutely right!

[@AllofJudea]

Fallout

[@brandonfrey4298]

Alvin and the Sludgemunks

[@KazamusPex]

Holy shit, they're trying to warn us about mind control! They have us all though, we're all walking like egyptians! All of us!

[@monkeysockseaturface]

stop it with that delusion of reference

[@D-Nova]

Egyptians? Mind Control?? Goa'uld!!

[@GasmaskAvenger]

theme song for a non-existent Joe D'Amato mummy movie.

[@Hezyo922]

What Jotaro starts hearing during the night before the birds rustling in the bushes wake him up

[@yeetus2824]

CACKYOWEEN