WANT TO HEAR A KHAJIIT JOKE?

[@Wilburgur]

I speak for the Night Motherrrrrr.

[@BeverageOfSorts]

Please keep on making oblivion videos! i dont even play it and i find them entertaining well i might start playing it now....

[@loganonifagatroni1438]

Goopy bitch

[@bapldap3324]

amazing

[@TheMarkTenification]

Kill the dark brothers and go on another space mission, please. thankyou

[@xXDJSolsticeXx]

Wilburgur Can you teach me how to fillet a fish , Will San?

[@mel0_archive498]

A Khajiit and an Argonian walk into a bar. The Argonian tells a joke about Khajiit cooking. A lone Khajiit walks out of a bar.

[@reefercrow6722]

Yeah right we all know argonians have bigger lizard dicks

[@greatalexander3820]

what a pussy.

[@NitsuGaash]

Who the hell those "we"?

[@thrice_cube]

Nitsu Gaash literally fucking everyone but y o u

[@mel0_archive498]

haha what the fuck is going on in these replies

[@kristobaz2474]

*A nice, quick death* Gogron rolls around for 5 minutes screaming as he melts to death inside his own daedric armor, his last sight being that of an intensely deformed cat in an obscenely stupid-looking metal hat

[@MangoMaster64]

An elegant end brought upon him by an elegant creature

[@evilkrab999]

Truly.

[@CrazyJayThaNinja]

He was spared seeing Autism Cat as his last sight, at the very least, all he would have seen was a crouched humanoid-sized shimmer of distorted light.

[@ArniesTech]

Very well said. So poetic 🙏

[@TheschwartzB]

I love how Dar Jee just sits there staring at you with the shit eating grin while you have an arrow pointed directly at his head. He's super committed to his joke.

[@Sorenova]

what did lucien ever do to you

[@lizzieandmocha1131]

Sorenova MOMMY SORENOVA HAS ARRIVED! Love your vids. I always look forward to them!

[@fizzyaider4191]

Lucien appeared through space and time just to talk to me so I murdered him and the rest of the brotherhood. I was named a hero

[@resdyne9590]

Sorenova momma

[@wubbthedreamer]

MOMMA SORENOVA IS HERE!

[@Cr4z3d]

Paul Snelling Lucien isn't the Argonian though

[@theswedishdude1]

13:04 "you will serve me" combined with that angle really gives a different feel than it's ment to.

[@lizzieandmocha1131]

I'd serve Lucien any day, and not as a Silencer ;)

[@kaydotcontent]

"oh God"

[@thatchannel195]

@@lizzieandmocha1131 i like to think i look like lucien so...

[@lizzieandmocha1131]

@@thatchannel195 yo I'm single hit me up

[@DGDGDGDG]

LMFAOOAOA

[@Sheik676]

"We'll give them a painless death" *burns everyone alive*

[@flappynautintheocean8824]

Roll them up and smoke them when they die.

[@sgtpetergreen]

Man, this episode was heartbreaking. Ocheeva dead, Dave leaves autism cats service, and now that autism is turning to eviltism.

[@Cyriu]

That part were Lucien was chasing you was actually scary.

[@lizzieandmocha1131]

It was sexy.

[@luizmarinho6138]

French people are freaking spooky, man

[@PestoPathogen69]

BREGOOOOOGHGHGHHH

[@flappynautintheocean8824]

Moving on.

[@AmpharosGames127]

"It was just cringy, it wasn't autistic." -Wilburgur 2017

[@TayBrando]

*Why regular Khajiit lick their butts:* To get the taste of Khajiit cooking out of their mouths *Why Autism-Cat licks his butt:* Autism

[@officialgoosestudios7151]

AlduinGijinka Perversion

[@dangerdash4393]

*notches arrow*

[@Cailan_Mors]

*seduction

[@londenol]

10:10 KHAJIIT TEEN COVERS HIS NAKED ARGONIAN MOMMY IN HIS CHEESE 18+

[@moswaggy]

Jesus Christ!

[@cletusmcyeetus5975]

@@moswaggy *Cheesus Christ

[@shrek6723]

*B y t h e 9 D I v I n e s !*

[@The-Omega-Blade]

welp, i know what im watching tonight

[@chesterstevens8870]

*Looks down at hand.* "Well Lefty, you're services are called upon once more.."

[@Kyra-qn3nh]

This was the first Autism Cat video I'd ever seen. When the camera turned to him and revealed he was a pink khajiit, I laughed myself to tears.

[@M21cat]

"Well I resurrected her..." YOU MONSTER, YOU TRULY HAVE BECOME THE KING OF WORMS!

[@nick0875]

He did not die a hero so now he has seen himself become the villain.

[@AngusGotSad]

The betrayal of Dave has to be the saddest tale in this series yet

[@conk-n9u]

Horses have a huge speed multiplier in Oblivion, so if you cast a fortify speed 100 spell on one it can run at the speed of light

[@lyrianmaximus4561]

weeeeeee

[@torpzun]

Lucien Lachance: You tried to make me go over a hole. This is unacceptable. I'm never talking to you again. Lucien Lachance, later: *Has a gate fall on his head.* Yeah I'll talk to you.

[@Mattlovesanime64]

The way Talaendril watched Ocheva sleep reminded me of a play through of Skyrim as a vampire lord where I would feed on sleeping members of the College of Winterhold. After a while some of them paired up in rooms, one sleeping while the other kept watch at the bedside chair.I was never sure if that was a coincidence or not.

[@Hobobatman1000]

*WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH KHAJIIT COOKING?*

[@hovsep56]

*seinfield theme playing*

[@kaburii9807]

What's the deal with Space Khajiit Airline food? Dang yours is paced better.

[@martijnvanweele6204]

It involves Skooma. Lots. Of. Skooma.

[@chaosherald8879]

Basically catfood?

[@richardlionerheart1945]

I dunno the argonian probably cant take a single beer with the foundue elaweyr

[@julliannmiggy]

Breton: Have you heard of the High Elves? Orc: Goodbye Breton:farewell *one second later* Breton: hello

[@jonandrews114]

I thought you were a hair on my screen

[@sxlstzce]

The white backround on your profile picture is a bit too bright so it is easily fake.

[@whyrainy3294]

Hah, fool! I’m using dark mode!

[@rustcohle3803]

No npc actually asks that question

[@Entropiccthyarlotep6141]

Have you heard of the high elves? *hack *bruu *dies

[@YoMama9150]

"Ocheeva is my mommy"-Wilburgur 2017

[@firesoldier1575]

Ocheeva is everyones mommy 🙏🏻😫

[@Robin1996ify]

2:22 *the letter said Fort Farragut* Autism Cat: "Fort F*Got"

[@terribletanner805]

Some say Dave still wanders the wilderness of Tamriel; a sole tear, frozen on his cheek from the mountain air is the only one who walks beside him.

[@waltrz]

With scorched-earth tactics like this I can’t imagine why the only remaining sect of the Dark Brotherhood was a small group of posers in Skyrim...

[@shirel.a8421]

It might be scorhed earth but its the will of sithis. Even the posers were purified and those that were loyal to you stayed alive

[@Reinfarcements]

Expertly placed Sam-Wise clip

[@themigtyboosh]

Oh my god the moonlight butterfly music at 7:29 caught me so off guard and I loved it.

[@CheyGuy5000]

Tongue but hole

[@kingklaus1524]

13:52. top ten Anime Betrayals. Number 1. Autism Cat betrays Dave. Now this is not for the lighter of heart as it brings tears to even the strongest of viewers but... for those who believe that they can deal with the overwhelming sadness, you may continue. . . . . . . . For those who haven't seen it and SPOILER WARNING, Autism Cat calls Dave a "shitty runt horse" in front of Dave. I know that many of you may want to beat up this Autistic back stabbing cat already and for those who already saw it, you likely still do. But this is getting off topic so back to it. After Dave begins to leave this sad excuse for a khajit, the cat begins to say he is "sorry and didn't mean it" but this is no where near enough for everything that Dave as put up with. Dave was with Autism Cat since the beginning and loved Autism Cat for who he was. We've actually asked Dave about this and Dave broke into tears but answered with "Autism Cat changed... he changed man... He is no longer the cat I used to love... The killing changed him... I think killing that lizard lady was too much for him... man...". Now this is a rough estimate of what we think he said but trust me. This is one of the saddest moments. Anyways, this betrayal is truly tear jerking and I can barely manage to not tear up while typing this up. Thank you for watching and be sure to like, comment, turn on notifications, join the gift card give way, and subscribe to oblivimojo.com.

[@EwenVRC]

I'm not crying, YOUR CRYING! SHUT UP!

[@brendonjohnson676]

What an amazing way to give me spams. I'll sub for that

[@CannibalMcpig111]

sneaky advertising

[@astolenusername7675]

Brendon Johnson liar he has 0 subs

[@evavox9761]

Please never stop "doing what you want." Because of you I learned there are nutritional benefits to cancer.

[@flappynautintheocean8824]

Protip: Cancers are immune to Cancer

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

I genuinely adore the editing and little details you add to these videos... All the Chrono Trigger/Cross music used throughout, using the actual FFVII Healing Wind sound effect for the healing wind spell, the subtle zooms, etc. One thing I wish you would continue is My Hero Synthia... Hearing the text to speech coupled with the fact that it’s blatantly a Synth with sunglasses on... I haven’t laughed so hard in quite some time. Never stop doing what you do Will!

[@lxxvx]

Your "Palpatine voice" had me rewinding and double checking several times. It honestly sounded like part of the game. Well done!

[@Polkaknot]

I just love that a super secretive sect has a self-destruct rule and not an actual method to root out infiltrators.

[@Omega0037]

Lucien: execute order 66..

[@estebanhuwha]

Legends cried when Dave left.

[@samdherring]

Dave the Horse has had enough of A-Cat adventures. *Dave the Horse has left the chat*

[@doomboy1969]

I stopped watching porn and came to this instead

[@derpysongoku5814]

I see what you did there.

[@Tymon02]

BootyClap4Waifu same

[@impurity8002]

BootyClap4Waifu It took me a second to get that one, nice.

[@sophiaisbased9621]

This is my porn

[@AroundElvesWatchUrselves96]

Stahb washing born :DDD

[@levihan3777]

“But Ocheeva’s my mommy. I love Ocheeva.” I thought she was your girlfriend.

[@oldtimetinfoilhatwearer]

Yes

[@seymourbuttz6419]

Por que no Los dos?

[@levihan3777]

I understand the relationship now! Lol

[@kalibruhmoment3032]

Lizard mommy uwu

[@ackthegreat6697]

@@kalibruhmoment3032 I never hear a sentence I hated this much but I agreed with it

[@randomtechpriest8460]

Autism cat inspired me to try Oblivion again, and I am loving it!

[@heatherstokes5550]

So inspirational

[@far_centrist]

Thank u machine spirit for recommending a good game...

[@eren9001]

Wow im seriously inspired by just reading this

[@BReal-10EC]

Yep. I need to try it again as I gave up quickly on ps3. Can't wait for Skyblivion!

[@bpriddy99]

Bububumbum

[@Momonga32]

Most underrated KZbinr award goes to... YOU

[@KavsLockedOut]

*me, your overlord and god

[@glennleech6500]

+Kavan Hawksworth but you look like an eye

[@VoiceKulaka]

Me? Oh, thanks!

[@TheGenericVideoGamer]

thanks bro

[@DentalFloss]

GorbachevGaming

[@claytonhartman9885]

I can't believe you did Dave dirty like that. AFTER ALL THOSE YEARS OF SERVICE! He was your FRIEND!

[@xboxhomie4]

That seamless transition from thumbnail to video was fuckin' MINT.

[@seratonin6313]

As someone with Autism I appreciate the representation in this anime.

[@saayanbiswas209]

13:51 The music matches perfectly with the situation

[@deyash4602]

Saayan Biswas you should see the second episode

[@mewmewsasfirebell]

Dave leaving made me cry harder than the end of the Mass Effect trilogy

[@-umbra-1590]

14:00 The way Dave is walking all sad and the somber music :( oof

[@grump418]

Poor Dave:( Saddest anime betrayals

[@knight_insane4676]

Poor Dave. That's heartbreaking man.

[@SplitXmind]

The dramatic music on top of dave walking away is priceless

[@lichking3087]

I would like to report a complaint, I have with the Khajiit Airspaceline, My pilot didn't had autism.. or have the gear of a 12-Year-Old-Wetdream.

[@brendonjohnson676]

Lich King *have *issue

[@brendonjohnson676]

And it's "a complaint", not "an issue" as well.

[@lichking3087]

Let me quickly fix that, and where do I put the ,,have''?

[@brendonjohnson676]

Lich King idk anywhere, I'm too drunk to remember

[@ryebred6470]

The fact that you resurrected Ocheeva and let her live her life makes me strangely happy.

[@snkerdoodles]

Top Ten Anime Betrayals... "Dave's Farewell" Season 10 Ep. 19 of AUTISM CAT!

[@daniel.holbrook]

I've been replaying Oblivion and was at the same exact DB quest when this was uploaded. Also I guess you could just say Khajiit prefer eating out to eating at home.

[@miazmatic7404]

7:28 Was that a Dark Souls? I heard a Dark Souls. I know a Dark Souls when I hear one.

[@back5594]

miazmatic moonlight butterfly theme from dark souls 1

[@miazmatic7404]

And Gwyndolin

[@littlebaron5573]

miazmatic Amazing trap ahead.

[@evanmildrum897]

Tongue, but hole

[@CheyGuy5000]

miazmatic I HEARD IT TOO

[@oxybe]

Lol at Lucien having a pout after chasing Autism-Cat through the dirt tunnels.

[@januszkazmierski1640]

10/10 palpatine impression Love these vids btw. Made me reinstall Oblivion.

[@the3dotsguy...610]

0:07 this was the best joke ive ever heard it was beatiful... I almost cried

[@skyholmes5322]

A-cat cries harder for Dave than for any of the friends he killed😂

[@shaye1444]

Dave leaving with th sad oblivion music was absolute perfection.

[@JiggityJiggityJoe]

Wilburgur, this is the greatest series I've ever seen. Your commentary is absolutely incredible in the entire series. I was dying laughing watching these videos. Absolutely awesome dude!! Thank you!

[@wrvolkmann]

Rewatching this for like the 4th time. While autism cat committed evil acts before this, i truly believe that being forced to kill Ocheeva, combined with his separation from Dave, is what marked his TRUE descent into darkness.

[@manuelcampi8956]

14:07 the music is perfect for this tragic moment XD :,( Daaveeeee

[@trapsarenotgay4364]

10:13 When you find out that mom brought home ice cream

[@ratshitstrap8622]

6:44 Fuck can't i go anywhere without History class following me? Damn you French Revolution!!!!

[@j.o.d4915]

BE QUICK ABOUT IT MORTAL

[@taaviboi3439]

This series is a masterpiece of comedy, thank you!

[@flappynautintheocean8824]

I thank you.

[@apachai1948]

Fort what again

[@zephyrprime8]

OMG THAT START WAS TOO HILARIOUS WITH AUTISM-CAT'S FACE.

[@troydodson9641]

9:58, your references are spot on, just capital.

[@AlecTrudel]

Omg wil, please keep making these. They're so good! Love the moonlight butterfly song bit

[@DocTPepper]

5 years later and Dave’s departure still hurts in the feels 🥺

[@brynjawalker9329]

2:23 -- KZbin did NOT like that LOL. My Closed Captions said "Fort [ ___ ]" because the way you said Farragut sounded like another "F" word.

[@dunkin2it]

i choked when he said that LMAO i wasn’t expecting it

[@jamesblundell6034]

This series is so entertaining

[@delirious8819]

14:27 reminds me of that shitpost with babies waking up at 2 am and seeing the night light's off

[@iTunsiscool26]

First Ocheeva and now Dave? Series just isn't the same anymore ;(

[@josefmilly]

13:56 Perfectly timed with the BG music My sides are being obliterated while I cry

[@5H4NKTH35HARK]

5:20 SCP-049 has been contained.

[@chasekemp]

These are amazing videos my guy. I've been replaying Oblivion again vanilla (still broken) bc of the nostalgia

[@darkeninjx5619]

14:20 top 10 saddest moments in anime.

[@Liur.]

7:26 - The _Moonlight Butterfly OST_ (Dark Souls 1) is a nice touch lmao.

[@Stinkfist936]

I like to imagine autism cat has had no remorse or attraction to any other being he's come across, but seeing ocheeva and being her little baby boy made him feel very *special* and that he got a boner.

[@N3CR0C1D3]

Please dont stop making these videos. Even tho the content in oblivion is finite, these videos are gold.

[@Smokin_Snowman]

I love how he talks like a flight attendant but calls it "'space' Khajit airlines" like they're casually taking a plane into space instead of, you know, a rocket or shuttle lol

[@ericplaysrs]

10:13 Jesus Christ, that fucking smile gets me every time!! LOL

[@AdmiralRamirez7]

It's so good

[@frisk1647]

uploading at 11:30 just as i wake up.. like dude excellent timing

[@Ivan--Drago]

2:23 ah yes, Justin Biebers house...

[@SevereOblivionAddict]

RIP Dave's heart

[@DPWrepublic]

Dar Jee : "why do Khajiit lick their butts?" Autism cat : "why?" Dar Jee : "to get the taste of khajiit's cooking out of their mouth ...hehehehe" Autism cat : *silent* Dar Jee : ...... Autism cat : *TRIGGERED*

[@Praetorian8814]

"STAHP, YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!!!"

[@SweetKingTanner]

My sweet dave. I’ll never be the same.

[@kittybee71]

you gotta place the poison apples in their pockets !!

[@drinkerofdogwater1058]

nobody: captions at 5:26: YoU GoNnA BrEaK AgAiNsT BeAt FoR ThE NiGhTMoThEr

[@djstona5284]

2:06 sounds good and yorkshire lad fook sake

[@calebhughes4226]

I know this was 3yrs ago, but to the left of the fort, there's a tree with a trap door that takes you right into Lachance's Lair. So you can avoid the whole dark guardian dungeon. :p you're welcome.

[@toddhoward7446]

i fell asleep watching the oblivion playlist and when i woke up, 0:39 was on the screen and i got so scared because i was half asleep and i didn't understand what was going on. fell asleep and woke up again and my computer had crashed and was stuck on a blue screen. i'm still going to fall asleep watching autism cat tho

[@ckosmic]

This is the first Wilburgur video I watched and once I heard him make fun of the "BURGAH" at 4:15. I knew I was going to have a good time.

[@ZebraOnYourNose]

Will: has the ability to duplicate scrolls at will also Will: *"We can't waste a scroll on him"*

[@balobreached]

Autism cat is such a good character, also when you voice him it fits so well, such immersion, woah.

[@Fr0st1989]

Want to hear an Argonian joke? Argonians. :D

[@lestat305]

may the hist aid me

[@caminanteetereo6072]

What the...

[@FeeshOfTGMC]

Breaking news : Argonians and many other relatives to Argonians took over world. Breaking news : Ocheeva is mommy to each Hero of Kvatch. Breaking news : Autistic Khajiit murders Ocheeva.

[@apieceoftoast768]

Your videos make Oblivion look so cozy

[@lightrialighshar557]

0:19 *triggered?*

[@riotman3579]

He deserve that arrow to face for that bad joke.

[@yondertf2]

D O N O T O F F E N D A U T I S M C A T .

[@dronespace]

LOL at that face

[@Banana-Boi]

Trivago

[@Veleryian]

Wilburgur videos are the highlight of my day.

[@TheDestructiveGiant]

Have you heard of the high elves?

[@macinos]

Please, go ahead

[@TheDestructiveGiant]

Goodbye.

[@Sensable]

Start talking already!