Cobzah usually really long or difficult words are copied and pasted this isn't too difficult to type unless he is an ultimate lazy ass
@martinelli117710 жыл бұрын
Didn't somebody else say that?
@ItsJustJoshGaming10 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha! They judge said "just because a man is holding a sword, doesn't mean he's using for a weapon" wtf!!
@shadedviper2259 жыл бұрын
lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll I mean what else will he use it for cutting a loaf of breed
@borip7659 жыл бұрын
Well. He was gonna report it. You guys don't get to have fun. This is hard time.
@Jamie-rh1sv9 жыл бұрын
TryhardCandy No, it's just a really big knife that cuts up vegetables.
@ravemasterdbzwwe10 жыл бұрын
Hardtime is barely uploaded, but when it is, it sure is a goodtime
@Paulinastyles2110 жыл бұрын
It may not be long time but it is a good one.
@Alex77tank8710 жыл бұрын
paulina villalobos The sun can't shine everyday....
@ravemasterdbzwwe10 жыл бұрын
Alex4me4 yes it can, that literally signifies a next day
@Paulinastyles2110 жыл бұрын
Did anybody catch my reference?
@Infinif2810 жыл бұрын
paulina villalobos yeah i did
@IceCreamMan192310 жыл бұрын
LOL. Leave it to Nova to snatch a gun out of a warden's hand, kick him in the stomach, and then run away.
@imhuner10 жыл бұрын
Classic nova
@runninaway10 жыл бұрын
Man James is stingy with uploading Hardtime, but I enjoy it as fuck.
@weballin106510 жыл бұрын
He said he had back problems so Yea.
@runninaway10 жыл бұрын
We Ballin I'm pretty sure he schedule uploads these, but that's just an assumption.
@toxiic995410 жыл бұрын
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗPKDust He said on twitter that he was back problems and he went to the hospital and got a needle in his ass...give him a break -_-
@SuperEagles9710 жыл бұрын
Haytham Yasir These videos are pre-recorded. All he has to do is just fucking upload them and fix the description of the video. I've uploaded videos myself, it isn't hard especially when you are prospering and have a "super" computer.
@07Hawkeye10 жыл бұрын
its seems as if james is having.. a hardtime, uploading this game ;) #badjokesftw
@henrybird83838 жыл бұрын
"I just happened to be holding a sword at the time ". "Just because a man is holding a sword, it doesn't mean that he plans to use it as a weapon ". LOL LMAOOO
@user-rz2sq9fm2g8 жыл бұрын
Just cutting his damn armpit hairs, is there anything wrong with that?!
@henrybird83838 жыл бұрын
NEDSWEG of course, what else?
@stonecold2man10 жыл бұрын
" Just because a man is carrying a sword doesn't mean he plans to use it as a weapon!" Wtf?
@WilliamMcSkilliam10 жыл бұрын
It's better when you're using a machine gun.
@thebest584310 жыл бұрын
He could have been chopping vegetables. :P
@Crxw2Tired10 жыл бұрын
He could be casually murdering someone. Stupid wardens are so uptight...
@TheJangodarkblade10 жыл бұрын
He was holding it for a friend.
@HokageEzio10 жыл бұрын
What, you don't carry a big ass sword with you everywhere you go?
@Diehardgamer200110 жыл бұрын
"Just because he's holding a sword, it doesn't mean he is using it as a weapon"~Best Judge Ever~
@cringelord956810 жыл бұрын
Ive commited so many crimes in this, my sentence was extended to over 200 days
@CommieComrade18710 жыл бұрын
I got put into a cell with one warden and just murdered him so when they tried to arrest me when i was going to improve my intelligence I took one of their smgs and killed both of them and went into every cell block and took out every warden :3
@thegamingthief451110 жыл бұрын
I killed everyone in the game except one person that I made armless.
@johnbregio926110 жыл бұрын
i killed whole cell block which is 20 and i killed 9 more prisoners and then killed 7 wardens
@cringelord956810 жыл бұрын
I also got wanted twice for serial murder but the wardens let me off with a warning because i was the wardens friend
@gap115210 жыл бұрын
Aww man if a police officer were to read these comments they'd get the wrong idea
@GamingWithCubby10 жыл бұрын
Well the headlock works because he's holding you there with the gravity of the situation.
@Bandit292410 жыл бұрын
I wish James uploaded these Hardtime vids faster because it's my favorite series on youtube right now
@Bandit292410 жыл бұрын
***** Being rude? Im sorry I didnt know... jeez and your calling me rude...
@zenaidaalejo2710 жыл бұрын
He not rude he WISHES
@DylanMcist10 жыл бұрын
How was he rude?
@mellyoller10 жыл бұрын
How was he being rude? He never demanded it he just said he "wished".
@Bandit292410 жыл бұрын
***** ah I see its ok
@october207110 жыл бұрын
I almost screamed because I saw this
@michael_m382 жыл бұрын
“Got a bit of money now… OH!! THE BOMBINGS ARE HAPPENING!” I love this game
@TheRandomThings2310 жыл бұрын
This is so ironic, cause I was watching the burger video when I saw someone's comment (that got lots of thumbs) talking about how he prefers HARDTIME. I got back to my Subscription Box and here it is.
@kingtutspro10 жыл бұрын
"Just because a man is carrying a sword, it doesn't mean he plans to use it as a weapon!" Me: "Mom, i'm going to bank with a sword, because Hardtime told me so.
@barackputin3 жыл бұрын
Ok
@alexmelling52618 жыл бұрын
Warden Walker: Only practitioner of the armless headlock
@Icedragon012344 жыл бұрын
This episode had me in tears, it's hilarious
@heisenberg35533 жыл бұрын
Hey buddy long looks like we the only ones from here from the future
@DWsLiveGaming2 жыл бұрын
Love watching these from time to time always makes me laugh thanks James keep up the good work bro
@imhuner10 жыл бұрын
You should play the hard time on the app store because when you hope the fence in the courtyard you can actually go to the city in after you serve your sentence you can be a citizen or a guard
@DylanMcist10 жыл бұрын
The outside is boring on ios though
@ToxicXXTacoXX10 жыл бұрын
You can? When I served my sentence it wouldn't let me... Do you have to wait for a warden to ask you if you want to become a warden?
@DylanMcist10 жыл бұрын
One of the wardens will ask you if you walk into the prison as a civilian (that's what happened to me anyway )
@imhuner10 жыл бұрын
Dylan Mcist well at least you can go and explore
@ryanjones294110 жыл бұрын
Dylan Mcist is there a hacked version for android?
@Urmaslol10 жыл бұрын
I love he just walks up to the guard and just snatches it away from him
@EnterTheMatr1x133710 жыл бұрын
never stop recording this game James NEVER!
@90dude1010 жыл бұрын
That kids, was a message from the superior anal family.
@nenenomusic4 жыл бұрын
I have some news for you man...
@EnterTheMatr1x13374 жыл бұрын
@@nenenomusic :(
@MrKreepyKoala10 жыл бұрын
Hardtime is hands down my favorite series
@MrKreepyKoala10 жыл бұрын
Is love to see Nova play Amnesia!
@Lagnort10 жыл бұрын
It never gets old when the characters just stand behind you during a choice :DD
@Blackberry067210 жыл бұрын
LOL at the crowd during court.
@AlrightParty10 жыл бұрын
This series must never end. I DEMAND IT!
@Whaaaatt10 жыл бұрын
Judge: The only thing that has taken a beating here is your ego! Me: Bullshit, he has no arm! Is his arm his ego now huh?
@just-an-adam10 жыл бұрын
8:00 "Just because a man is carrying a sword, it doesn't mean he plans to use it as a weapon!"
@shyguyx121910 жыл бұрын
Where is PressFartToContinue?
@cringelord956810 жыл бұрын
I cant believe there isnt an animated classic for any of these yet
@Rocketjumpingspy10 жыл бұрын
I hate how I wait so long for hardtime videos and how short they are
@turdferguson945210 жыл бұрын
The first time he went to court was amazing. I want to see that animated! Starting at the point where he questioned how the nub headlock worked.
@nielsisback10 жыл бұрын
How would one get the nickname "Boomtown"?
@OhLookItsTekona10 жыл бұрын
Blew up towns :P
@Usmodlover10 жыл бұрын
Be part of a terrorist cell that destroyed an urban building?
@nopenope788510 жыл бұрын
he does the boom boom a lot._.
@nuclearpancakes210 жыл бұрын
From Iraq
@imhuner10 жыл бұрын
God Ohhhhhhhhh
@TheFallenVolrath10 жыл бұрын
Nova and the Creatures channel don't number episodes anymore, this makes it a pain to know how long the series has been running.
@xLocky408x10 жыл бұрын
I wish Nova would upload like SSoHPKC does.
@0Roach_10 жыл бұрын
Dern Shure
@thegeekfanatic10 жыл бұрын
Deeeeeeerrrn Shhuuuure
@bobbyryan91010 жыл бұрын
Seamus? Oh I don't like him
@decoyranger360410 жыл бұрын
Yea I'm DERNEN SHURE
@TheGmdMaster10 жыл бұрын
No one can match Sir Seamus of Halo Psycho Kinetic Collaboration.
@Clonaful10 жыл бұрын
Nova please keep more videos of this game coming! Definitely make me laugh the hardest when you're stomping out life in virtual prison. Squirrel Master ain't always gonna be there to protect you!
@elbaggel10 жыл бұрын
I think nova should copyright "ive got a katana with your name on it!" And "I am going to sleep with my katana"
@KillrCorsair10 жыл бұрын
"belts unbuckle" Nova- "Oh my god I'm taking on two dudes right now"
@Weebguy_10 жыл бұрын
Fist natural Blonde Black guy
@tristan6209910 жыл бұрын
***** who doesn't
@ChaseMineCraft10 жыл бұрын
***** Not gonna lie, I laughed way harder at that comment than I should have.
@MilkSpitter10 жыл бұрын
When Nova got that gun I was really expecting a soundclip of "Snatch and run yall!"
@terrelljames898 жыл бұрын
How does that head lock work 😂😂😂
@garettforsgren717410 жыл бұрын
Nova keep uploading hardtime this made my whole day thank you!!
@paxromana716210 жыл бұрын
Oh no! A bitter rivalry amongst the warden ranks! Will their hatred destroy the prison?! How will our beloved hero, Denied Anal, seek to right this wrong?! Tune is next time for more HARDTIME! *queue show credits*
@xXMiCasaXx10 жыл бұрын
Haha I like how you called him a hero and he's in prison getting ready to murder a warden
@CMDRJakob10 жыл бұрын
Ren Yutomi Sounds like the preview after an episode of some anime XD
@CMDRJakob10 жыл бұрын
No, like an anime voice for me lol
@tristan6209910 жыл бұрын
Will nova defeat the two cell block wardens. Find out next time on hardtime wardens defeated
@Kalslice10 жыл бұрын
" Just because a man has a sword, doesn't mean he means to use it as a weapon!' _RIIIIIGHT..._
@klayrealrider621310 жыл бұрын
Shaw shank hard time
@mageIIan10 жыл бұрын
Hard shank redemption.
@imhuner10 жыл бұрын
***** accepted shank redemption
@quaddy_goon10 жыл бұрын
TheFatdaddy360 Denied shank accepted redemption
@KakaCarrotCake29510 жыл бұрын
Is that you brother?!
@marcuslovelace652310 жыл бұрын
Levi Ackerman NO I WONT DEAL WITH IT
@dela50310 жыл бұрын
More !! this series is so freaking amazing
@imhuner10 жыл бұрын
If you get a shovel you can dig inside the prison they make a tunnel to escape the prison
@epiclazer4210 жыл бұрын
That's only for the mobile version
@OhLookItsTekona10 жыл бұрын
Really?
@imhuner10 жыл бұрын
Xeonex well it worked on the phone
@imhuner10 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing since this is a bigger version than the 2d you can do more like Dick shovels become a police officer and explorer but I guess I was wrong so Nova you need to play too deep it's a lot more fun and I have it
@imhuner10 жыл бұрын
TheFatdaddy360 not dick shovel I ment dig lol
@880HelioProductions10 жыл бұрын
nova can you please do much more of this series i love it!
@sprilx10 жыл бұрын
I've seen many things happen in this prison but oddly enough I haven't seen any anal rape going on in the showers yet
@RazorFlix10 жыл бұрын
Nova, I really hope you serve all of your days instead of cutting off the series.. Don't stop playing Hardtime til you serve a full sentence. And after that explore the mod community. Cheers.
@ImmortalMatcha10 жыл бұрын
Thank God Dan isnt in this video
@trollgubbe10 жыл бұрын
Wish he would upload this series more often, it's so good! D:
@MosesOtw8 жыл бұрын
a sword has no other purpose otger then to be a weapon wtf
@pazuzuwiki14604 жыл бұрын
What about for cutting down plants?
@TheGamingCat147710 жыл бұрын
Just because a person has a sword (in prison), doesn't mean they intend to harm anyone with it~Judge 2014
@egpta647110 жыл бұрын
FINALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY
@egpta647110 жыл бұрын
Was there even a point to typing that? You might as well quit your fail troll life while your failing. And what kind of profile pic is that you look like dirt was embedded into your face. But seriously, get a life. That's also not racist because you look white.
@ShimoGames10 жыл бұрын
BatmanTro\\z What the fuck is a troll life? Is it like when you're living your life as a troll and your goal is to be the biggest troll of them all and rule all of the little trolls that surround your little castle of trolliness? And why the hell would that be racist? I'm at least sure this guy has more of a life than you do
@potheadkennewick10 жыл бұрын
BatmanTro\\z I'm not white I'm an albino African
@egpta647110 жыл бұрын
I don't give a crap since you decided to be an offensive douchebag. DON'T expect anyone to feel bad for you when you are a jerk.
@potheadkennewick10 жыл бұрын
BatmanTro\\z ;)
@1111quinn10 жыл бұрын
Loving the gameplay for Hardline! Keep uploading videos from this game for a LOONG time please!!
@thewhitefox309710 жыл бұрын
It's Hardtime
@epiclazer4210 жыл бұрын
Thafuq is hardline
@1111quinn10 жыл бұрын
I MEANT HARDTIME SHIT HAPPENs I FUCKED UP GET OVER IT
@damianortega388010 жыл бұрын
Exclusive battlefield hard line gameplay
@ShimoGames10 жыл бұрын
1111quinn The fact that you're over-reacting over someone correcting you makes me think that you're not really taken seriously in the real world
@memekid118510 жыл бұрын
Wtf kind of hat is Nova wearing?
@zeriex210 жыл бұрын
It's a beanie
@Frescus10 жыл бұрын
It's the shark from Battleblock Theater
@ZamG2710 жыл бұрын
Play unturned pls
@intruative10 жыл бұрын
Zam stfu unturned sucks
@Didibeng10 жыл бұрын
Intruative It depends on what is your favorite type of game
@pierrot14810 жыл бұрын
This is the best series ever. So good
@megaharrison99910 жыл бұрын
"Just because a man is holding a sword doesn't mean he's going to use it as a weapon!"
@unicornesgalore425310 жыл бұрын
nova should do a power hour in this game by far some of the best stuff hes putting out there right now
@tm5rocks110 жыл бұрын
When the guy with no arm put him in a headlock, I couldn't control my laughter.
@chickenfan19110 жыл бұрын
I love this series so much!!
@xXdark3ndAng3lXx10 жыл бұрын
It's not enough for this to be uploaded once a week man, and for it be 10 mins. it's too good lol
@kyzaar210 жыл бұрын
This is the best episode yet! I can't wait for more haha
@TheFunniBaconMan10 жыл бұрын
"Just because a man is carrying a sword, it dosen't mean he plans to use it as a weapon!" I just love the logic in Hard Time... Just because a prisoner who has been known to kill other people is holding a sword, it doesn't mean he'll use it...
@lexeep10 жыл бұрын
not sure about everyone else but I thoroughly enjoy this series... it makes me laugh.
@Ketsu_Kitsune10 жыл бұрын
That RNG during the court case. "Just because a man is carrying a SWORD doesn't mean he plans to use it as a weapon".... A SWORD IS THE DEFINITION OF A WEAPON!! xP
@TheRudeBoy9710 жыл бұрын
I love this series please do more!
@ryancuster309510 жыл бұрын
"It's time for you and me to play." -James Wilson 2014
@Isuperspy10 жыл бұрын
I love this series.
@mattc.413810 жыл бұрын
Its good to know that Nova actually takes his times with making content instead rushing it like others (Pewdiepie)
@shiestlifesam10 жыл бұрын
Nova please !!!!!!!!!!! Continue space engineers it was awesome and funny your channel is the best I watch your videos everyday.
@WesPoint5510 жыл бұрын
For some of you wondering, James said on his twitter that he had back problems and he went to the hospital, that's why he hasn't been uploading as much the past week or so
@slothsong08010 жыл бұрын
"Just because a man is carrying a sword, it doesn't mean he plans to use it as a weapon!" These judges are obviously the most qualifed to make these calls.
@livviemon4 жыл бұрын
ugh i miss this series it made me laugh so hard
@CustomSound10 жыл бұрын
Grats on 2.5 mil nova
@zarinsecora476110 жыл бұрын
These need to be so much longer!!!!!!
@brazilian73310 жыл бұрын
these series are amazing!
@Xavierisamazazin10 жыл бұрын
This is a great series, the more the better.
@09sonicfan10 жыл бұрын
Warden: "This animal was caught using a sword as a weapon!" Judge: "WTF why do you have a god damn katana in your prison anyways?!?"
@314qj5 жыл бұрын
Cop: PUT THE GUN DOWN Accepted: IM KILLIN HIM IM KILLIN- oohhhh KZbin: uhhh this is inappropriate why Because he's behind him. 1:09
@Blublubs10 жыл бұрын
7:55 "Just because a man is carrying a sword, it doesn't mean he plans to use it as a weapon!" Hmmmm.... seems legit
@edrius15410 жыл бұрын
He took the gun from the warden, dodged a pool cue swung by an angry prisoner, escaped liked nothing happened. Well I guess, you can call him, a SMOOTH CRIMINAL!! YEEEAAHHH!!!!
@1234MsAngel10 жыл бұрын
I can totally relate to this. Everytime i get killed by a certain person in hardtime, i always try to get revenge but always get interrupted by other prisoners and wardens.
@essam00710 жыл бұрын
"Just because he's carrying a sword, doesn't mean he's gonna use it as a weapon." Let's ask the guy who's missing an arm and limping.
@quickzzcope10 жыл бұрын
Nova everyone likes HARDTIME!!!
@lou73610 жыл бұрын
Holy s***! Nova's lawyer must be Phoenix Wright
@dutchmorse383310 жыл бұрын
I love this series
@hb_pony38610 жыл бұрын
Do more of this series its the best do it like 2 a day
@Dragonpsychologist10 жыл бұрын
"Just because a man is carrying a sword, doesn't mean he plans to use it as a weapon" -- Famous last words
@playteamfortress10 жыл бұрын
"Just because a man is carrying a sword , it doesn't mean he plans to use it as a weapon" seriously ? a sword ?
@Dezy17510 жыл бұрын
keep posting it man...love hardtime
@SkollicsPlace10 жыл бұрын
I love this series!
@redhood42619 жыл бұрын
"Just because this man is holding a sword doesn't mean he is going to use it as a weapon." 8:10 LMAO
@helloitsfincow10 жыл бұрын
Judge "The only thing that has taken a 'beating' here is your ego!" to the warden who just lost a limb lmaooooo
@oliviam378710 жыл бұрын
A lot of people are getting mad that nova is not uploading as much and I get that but since he has back pain (which has gotten really bad) he should be able to take his time on getting better without everyone freaking out about it, that's just my opinion.
@ryangray532210 жыл бұрын
Warden's left arm is a bloody stump "the only thing that took a beating is your ego"
@Rob0_10 жыл бұрын
I have a such a HARDTIME waiting for these videos... no? Ok
@famguy210110 жыл бұрын
i swear the characters in this can be invincible sometimes, in my game 3 different people have no limbs, but wont die
@TheSiscoKid211210 жыл бұрын
Him shooting the shit out of that warden really made me remember the scene in Robocop when Murphy is first shot.