Warframe - This Kuva Lich stole my resources for TWO YEARS ! i finally killed him

[@stagnantfox3027]

My longest lasting lich had the "trophy hunter" personality which means they steal A LOT MORE resources. It was fun defeating her cuz I forgot after a while that she stole all of that so I was suddenly mega rich in resources and it almost felt like a christmas gift.

[@KircarArda]

i wish i could have lich like her

[@MultiNaruto900]

She's your bank who forcibly stores your resources to ensure you won't use it all in a mad craze.

[@SillySpaceMonkey]

I used to store traces on my lich (=

[@DragonsREpic]

If only that worked with the gov

[@elementalgaming2264]

Bruh I don’t need much I have millions in each resources except nitain extract and origin cell but I’m in the 200k on them lmfao 😂

[@takezokimura2571]

Kuva Lich is like an emergency fund. You deposit a % of your earnings every mission and then redeem it years later.

[@ZitaWupWarframe]

Money bank

[@aerothallji6514]

@@ZitaWupWarframe yeah, for all resources, meanwhile sisters of parvos are money bank for credits only.

[@kajin6509]

@@ZitaWupWarframe exsept just make sure that you have riven space or lose them

[@SirPream]

401Kuva

[@cdgonepotatoes4219]

Sadly with no interest gained, but it's been like that since the recession.

[@PollexTheCat]

and then he was banned for getting "too much" in one mission.

[@ZitaWupWarframe]

😂

[@simplenlocal]

Ah ha de it seems you forgot that you made kuvas steal your stuff

[@rainbowhero8132]

I think you can actually

[@Megalomaniakaal]

@@rainbowhero8132 Why yes, that _is_ the joke!

[@rainbowhero8132]

@@Megalomaniakaal well I've never experienced it, so I wouldn't know

[@obiuru]

I remember my first lich who was with me for a whole year and I still remember her last words after I killed her "Goodbye, my little meat..."

[@Elbicho791]

So sad yet so offensive

[@noaika5342]

the fact that i got that exact lich too. Im currently not strong enough to do the fissures for the requiem mods so i had to listen to this fugly cyborg calling me little meat every single day

[@MasckedUp]

​@@noaika5342 mine hisses at me😓

[@izanagi4108]

I kept my first lich on accident by sparing him Bastard is still around threatening to hammer his enemies on their reproductive organs... God love him

[@excaliburofgachagames9241]

Its almost like she liked you as her little meat... That sounds about as well as I imagined it.

[@zj0ker208]

Had a Lich steal an Ephemera blueprint once. He decided to quit breathing soon after.

[@kurosuzu4196]

Imagine a kuva lich outlived your marriage

[@fairuzmohammad729]

And out living an anti vaxx's child

[@CH-gm6rl]

@@fairuzmohammad729 pretty believable

[@jonathanturull8508]

If they live that long keep them become best friends them they a true friend lol

[@marcussorensen5549]

@@fairuzmohammad729 soybrain

[@CandyFlossEnjoyer]

@RenegxdeGG u wot

[@ianhagee1286]

I’m expecting to see hundreds of harrow chassis

[@Hizashi25]

@Ustain understatement of the Century

[@snowrider289]

WOAH!!! THE HARROW CHASIS BLUEPRINT!!!

[@zaer-ezart]

Bruh so I'm not the only one who gets thousands of those

[@RevokFarthis]

Harrow wallet

[@nathanjohnston9762]

I've learned to accept that I will always find dozens of Harrow chassis blueprints. I still don't have harrow, but I must have sold 500 chassis.

[@AlexGamer70701]

When the lich said that at the end of the video... Damn, I truly felt that

[@Elevil]

Among us?? In 4/10/2021?

[@xXxpowerbagxXx]

@@Elevil amogus

[@GMartin777]

I am surprised that you were able to resist the urge to kill your lich after it stole rivens and steel essence.

[@snowball03-boop]

I would've killed him if they've been stealing for 2 YEARS.

[@harcheryyt1662]

mine stole my fucking relics,almost killed it

[@skell6134]

@@snowball03-boop But what if that Lich have pretty good traits for you ?

[@sebastianrodriguez8992]

It's a pain cuz u gotta grind to kill it and not many people want to

[@RandomPerson0646]

@@sebastianrodriguez8992 i accidentally got one, Its been stealing my earth resources since the lich update came out

[@aerothallji6514]

Ironically my first lich was the longest lasting one mainly cause of her abilities being like Rhinos sense I made her while using rhino. I ended up converting her sense she was well… extremely flirtatious for a Kuva Lich with a scythe and tanky abilities.

[@nikorasukunisada266]

That sounds both kinky and terrifying.

[@yaboicrypto3070]

69 Likes… never in my Life did i have to resist the Urge to like a Comment that much.

[@lagartijo97]

Just did mine and it was complete opposite...a hole had a aoe toxin sniper and all his abilities were aoe toxin

[@uphi-downlow5792]

Mine is annoying, has a Kuva Tonkor, Same with me I got them using Rhino because I didn't know the warframe you're using matters for that

[@AFlyingSwive]

my first lich a had a radiation zar, the amount of times my squad killed each other was hilarious

[@charliedulol]

i did the mission that rewarded a roomba once. and my lich took it. *that's when it became personal*

[@charliedulol]

@@CatGuy969 t'was a gift from the lotus i think. i'm honestly unsure.

[@diegoperafan2768]

💀💀

[@AndroidNoir-L06k]

My goodness, a crime most foul!

[@orion1644]

Lich every other day when you log in: „I can wait forever adversary, but I won‘t“ Me who never even attempted to kill my first lich: „Well seems like you‘re stuck here FOREVER“ _* evil laugh *_

[@crazyone-eyedman6683]

You got that guy too?

[@thegoldengamer9315]

lol I just leave my lich alone on earth lol

[@bobbywinicher9080]

That was me for a while a bit ago. Then i desided fuck it and got my MR 31 friend to run liches with me and now we have done like 11 or 12 in past week

[@Regular_Everyday_Normal_MF]

@@thegoldengamer9315 Dude same! My Kuva Lich currently is a woman named VAKK EGG and she’s stuck on Earth for as long as I desire.

[@nikorasukunisada266]

Dormammu I've Come To Bargain.

[@zikhonankosi3417]

Your lich just wanted to be your friend for two years you ignored him ;~;

[@ZitaWupWarframe]

we were always playing, playing credit stealing

[@tlkfanrwbyfan8716]

You steal credits I steal your life. Seems like a fair exchange to me.

[@pyrobucket]

@@ZitaWupWarframe monopoly in a nutshell

[@xRedJacketManx]

This is why I wanted to have my friends get a lich before they even have the relics to take them down. Now that they need access to a railjack the amount of stuff they'll get back will be even funnier.

[@dualedgegd]

This is me right now , no requiem relics and barely progressed railjack. The dude did spawn on earth tho which is a place i never go to

[@bobbywinicher9080]

@@dualedgegd Tbe liches always spawn earth after sisters update. BTW u can get requieum rwlics from doing lich missions and killing thralls. Just watch out killing thralls may piss ur lich off for him to come. But if u dont wanna kill him just let hem spawn thralls to kill. But if u kill ur lich they rank up and move too mars i believe.

[@princesscadance197]

‘I finally killed him’ Felt the same way about my Sister of Parvos, and now I think I’m done with Liches and Sisters. I finally worked up the drive to just finish grinding out the requiems and kill them. I decided to spare her. Now she can enjoy being trapped to the confines of my Railjack on defense crew, never seeing the light of day outside of it.

[@CandyFlossEnjoyer]

Lmao sisters are way easier to kill than kuva lichs, u gotta git gud scrub

[@Mecolo]

If you spare a sister/lich what happens with stolen rewards?

[@chilly456]

@@Mecolo you still get them back

[@Atomguy112]

One of my liches stole a Umbral Forma Blueprint.

[@PollexTheCat]

That litch: *Spawns in a mission* "Why do I hear Doom music...."

[@spartanv0]

He had a death wish.

[@Elevil]

F

[@attilakovacs5040]

Damn.....shit,man.....

[@PrincessTrunksBriefs]

My Lich stole my War Blueprint, hadn't gotten one in my 5 years and this mf Migg Egg snatches it

[@crust2281]

My longest lasting lich was also a kuva kohm lich, it was my first lich, so i killed it's candidate form without knowing what it was about. She had that one simp personality where they call you as "little meat". She had somewhat kind lines ngl. I miss her, i still check her on my codex sometimes and she says "i forgive you for what you did". Simird Agg will always have a place in my heart.

[@alexanderchon9058]

I think Calus' grow fat from strength quote takes this shit to a whole other level.

[@Peni5_h4rd]

More like grow thicc with strength c:

[@tioalra6746]

Wait, KUVA LICHES ARE ALREADY 2 YEARS OLD??? My God time feels different in quarantine

[@paullucas7504]

I haven't heard the "Stop posting about Among Us!" audio that isn't speed up into oblivion in so long that it felt wrong

[@SqualingtonConstantine]

Now I'm just imagining my Lich popping up on the side of the screen to say this 3:09

[@gregmerter4083]

My lich stole my operator and a couple of my frames. Game is unbeatable now.

[@simonsoupshark8009]

the fuck you on about they cant do that

[@aeon5566]

Mine was sitting in Neptune for 1,5 years. Guarding the Index. I was definitely rich after besting her. I couldn't bring myself to kill her even though she annoyed me for so long so I brought her with me instead.

[@decari7651]

I left warframe for a month, come back and my lich suddenly ate all its vegetables and has a huge immunity to abilities. and I could only damage it with Wukong’s staff. Note to self. Don’t leave warframe for a month.

[@SovereignSmurf]

Yo he steals the legendary core and we're throwing hands right then and there

[@therealbahamut]

Never even encountered a lich. My first one spawned on like...Ceres? I think? It was a planet I never went to and never cared about so he never got the chance to steal anything and I pretty much forgot the entire system existed.

[@War_Economy_Enjoyer]

Mine started at Venus

[@fusrosandvich3738]

I got mine back when they could spread to the whole solar system and instakilled you if you failed an execute, and it took over everything so i quit the game cause at the time getting relics was impossible for me due to luck, and even then i'd never get a requiem, just bloody riven slivers. Came back when the whole system got changed and he was stuck on sedna.

[@GoldenJuice2121]

Level 30 and still don't know how to kill lich, are you kidding me? This is fucking relatable xD

[@robbebertier1730]

"Snickitty Snack, guess who's back?" is the sentence I hear every time I start up warframe and log in.

[@musicalmemecat6998]

Kuva Lich so old he used the old mission summary screen

[@takubaka1516]

Seeing there's content creator who didn't do Kuva for 2 years make me feels safe 😂

[@jeramiahrichardson6363]

Really wish they would just remove riven mod capacity

[@Marcos_P_F]

No, this would please the Riven Mafia too much

[@androwhayek2402]

De is getting richer day by day my guy 60p for fukin 3 slots and here that boi have 180 imagine how much plat did he spend on that😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Marcos_P_F]

@@androwhayek2402 lol imagine buying plat tho

[@androwhayek2402]

@@Marcos_P_F I mean there is some players who have a mad problem with that ngl there is plenty as well as scammers it's a 2 in 1 combo in this game faked up players (claiming inefficiency when no booster and little to no difference in a abilitie) with overpriced and overrated stuffs

[@Marcos_P_F]

@@androwhayek2402 fr fr

[@Discokrieg]

My lich is so old that he's still occupying a corpus sector *AFTER* they updated the game to make that completely impossible.

[@2psnopod]

I know what i watched ive fallen alseep farming lich but this had me cracking up the whole time subed i love it

[@Movel0]

I see I'm not the only one who enjoyed this update ever since its release

[@Nisowyd]

Damn haven’t seen this game in a minute

[@eyoshinthemaximum]

Dude same my Lich has haunted me ever since Liches first came out lmao he won’t leave me alone, finally decided to kill him but it’s taking a while to wittle him down

[@tgtterrorizor3407]

That's nothing. I've been stuck on my first Lich for nearly 4 years. Finally decided it was time to end his career last week cause he stole my red Tauforged Archon Shard.

[@dragondelsur5156]

Oof, that must've hurt.

[@SoulStorms]

I avoided the planet my lich was on for a year then decided to kill it for the kuva nukor

[@NicholasJones-cq5gt]

Ive had an IRS employee on earth for the longest time and I just sinply ignore the spot

[@baztrdinc.3303]

I want to take a moment to appreciate the editing here. Absolute legend!

[@CrumbMuffins]

I also have a lich this old, and you’d think this would motivate me to kill him but I’m tired of grinding for Fas or Riis or whatever the hell requiem I’m missing. (Edit: after month I finally killed it. Gave me 300k credits and a bunch of resources. The Brakk is kinda cool)

[@Revealingstorm.]

It usually takes me a day at most to kill a lich. Really takes a few hours. I don't understand why it would take that long

[@CrumbMuffins]

@@Revealingstorm. I’m sure you can kill them in a few hours. Maybe you’ve killed two or three in a day.

[@erichdegurechaff9515]

@@Revealingstorm. Maybe because you need to farm a lootbox, voidtraces, open the lootbox, then farm murmur, then kill it

[@azurephantom100]

just ask in trade to someone might need the ones you have extra of the one you need. also you should have gotten a qull that acts like a wild card it can be used to replace any 1 requiem check your in game email

[@Revealingstorm.]

maybe it takes a little bit at the beginning but after you have everything saved up in bunches it's not bad. Plus the mods you need can be used three times each.

[@clementfermn6711]

This guys converts lich after 2 years. This guy is a disney protagonists holy poop word

[@MrFox093]

my lich is so old that i got him before they updated the hunting process and now i have to go do a railjack mission to get my stuff back and im pretty sure im never doing that...

[@inventor4279]

My first ever lich stole my first ever archin shard, and yes it was tauforged

[@nisms5048]

my poor lich stopped taunting me he knows im not coming for him

[@TheLazySamurai]

I'm around 6 years because I've been ignoring doing requiem void runs. I can't wait to see if the game crashes from some kind of overflow when I finally do them in XD

[@breaux2806]

I ignored mine for a year, then it stole a tauforged blue shard

[@stevet6975]

1:00 i think I've seen some cheerleaders like that in movies lol

[@ThatOneNerd2]

My lich stole my hate blueprint

[@brilejohnrpg2212]

I had that experience too when I didn't have any Requiem mods. When the Sisters of Parvos update is on the way. I had to hurry myself up to obtain the right Requiem mods and it took me hours to get them. And finally defeated the Kuva Lich Rank 5that stole the Great mods a year ago.

[@ThatBeePerson]

the worst part of having gotten a lich super early on is I don't have a massive stockpile of requiem relics or mods to fall back on nor do I have experience or actually good weapons I mean hey at least I've banished my lich to ceres, the place I never go

[@Bikecrazydbzfan]

Subbed for the sheer comedic value 😂

[@maelscott]

I havent killed a litch since the update first came out, im kinda attached to it now

[@erichdegurechaff9515]

I created my lich before you could see what weapon he will have, and after seeing how garbage the killing part is, I gave up

[@DATH-kc6ei]

I had a 30% ayanga since before you could see the weapon as well got it yesterday and finally killed the goddamn rat. His name was omis noiss

[@Demoknightf2]

1:44 this is so funny and happens way more than it should. Never gets old though

[@kyte5233]

I have a lich on Jupiter then? I don’t even remember stabbing a lavaling

[@pashlyn]

I've never seen my lich except when he's stealing my shit

[@antonhymoreno5735]

i use my lich like a vault for 2 years, im gonna be good with this guy who help me to not be greedy

[@antonhymoreno5735]

I will teach this guy its more fun to blow up highly expensive ships in space than to be housed on a planet for (20 years) sucking taxes

[@LDSG_A_Team]

My first Kuva Lich was alive for over two years. My second Lich lasted 3 hours.

[@aa6731]

Mine’s been robbing me for over 5 years, I’m starting to treat him like a pet, but I should probably deal with him soon.

[@CandyFlossEnjoyer]

No kuva weapons.... proceeds to convert the lich

[@TrumpLester]

*casually glances at pages of dead liches*

[@dragongod666sevagoth3]

Your warframe content is the only other warframe content that leaves me in stitches other than triburos 💀

[@Lynx_Melynx]

I’ve been playing this game since 2016 and idk how I’ve only now just found your channel. Your vid’s are making me laugh a lot

[@lekrieg8618]

the fastest kuva lich ive ever killed? The one that stole my War blueprint.

[@sirstupid5857]

I don’t know who to feel worse for honestly.

[@Crimzonin]

Got an magnetic ephemera lich just waiting until Im less lazy/busy with stuff, so far its just been there for like a month maybe 2.

[@Gabronthe]

Man. Imagined if it was a level 5 Lich. The higher level ones steel more. Have fun making that video!

[@محمدزكى-س7ت]

u choose the good ending u and kuva lich become best friends for ever + he give ur items back

[@canadian_ranger7549]

Bro if a lich stole an Ayatan Sculpture from me they’d be dead in seconds, nothing comes between me and my 100+ Ayatans

[@NoForksGiven]

As a Valk main my lich fight basically went like this. Lich: Why won't you die?! Valk: Hysteria son!

[@SPJ-88]

Mine froze my game for around 5 seconds while extracting. I left that lich stealing off from me at a location I used to long farm for half a year. It ended up with millions of resources and tons of relics. It even got like 300ish SE.

[@sonnytok2041]

i like it and subscribed just because of the title without even watching the video first

[@Big.Catto512]

Absolute madlad, you have my grandest respect !

[@Remi_takes_over]

you have some patience when it steals a riven they are public enemy no one

[@bleach-chan3199]

I started playing yesterday so I have know idea what any of this is yet buuuuuut I enjoyed it :D earned my sub

[@ThePopeOfAwesomeness]

Holy shit. Ha 10/10 ending. Too bad he doesn't have the kuva SEER and too bad you didn't take him out with the MIGHTY SEER

[@LokiToxtrocity]

This joke is a bit outdated, but I gotta salute you for your dedication my good man.

[@ThePopeOfAwesomeness]

@@LokiToxtrocity it is but I've gotta keep going

[@Webs.x]

It's gotten worse. Now you need a railjack.

[@Logan-tw7wv]

I think KZbin knows I've been sitting on a lich for weeks. MR8 me stupidly (somehow) spawned a lich. I'm almost MR14 now and have gotten a single requiem mod so far. Son of a lich stole an ayatan from me when I was endo-poor.

[@ZitaWupWarframe]

It seems like you gotta punish ur lich properly

[@Benzinilinguine]

Dude. Your Lavos needs armor. That frame shouldn't be getting killed by a rank 3 lich.

[@TheMrGoodgamer]

Thats... Xaku, not lavos

[@bumboclat]

@@TheMrGoodgamer 2:28 dies as lavos.

[@TimesOldRoman]

Well the grab attack is true damage afaik

[@Benzinilinguine]

Lavos has the highest base armor value of any frame. Mine doesn't die to a rank 5 lich, much less this pushover.

[@simonsoupshark8009]

@@Benzinilinguine second highest after Valkyr prime

[@dragondelsur5156]

Yesterday I managed to kill my 5 year old Kuva Lich, she's been annoying me for a good while and didn't know what to do because I wasn't strong enough to beat her. Still, she's dead (I killed her out of spite despite having a useless 26% electricity Drakgoon), and her last words were "unacceptable", my greatest victory was figuring out the full combination + Oull on the second try. I hope I can be ready once they drop the infested Liches (or how I suspect they will be called: On-lyne members).

[@DGNRetro]

This guy and I are same about liches

[@Idavori]

My kuva lich tells jokes, i don't want to kill him 😭

[@the_infinexos]

Just beat New War and seeing purple Lotus is already nostalgic

[@cedriccrz8661]

That was the part about kuva liches, but about sisters of Parvos... ._. 2:07 ._.

[@IVIunir]

omfg I didn't even think they could take rivens

[@Fipsh]

My first lich stole a lot of my currency and I just ignored him for a long time since I never thought of killing his, since I couldn't, and I never thought to ask for help. I collected 20+ of most relics, 6million credits, 10k endo, 50k - 100k+ of most resources... I have yet the need to farm for resources, and creds, years later.

[@UnknownDrago]

Mine was a mass destruction and was only carrying a Seer pistol, had to get help luckily and boy I hate how getting your lich to rank 5 was a mistake );

[@Voldrim359]

If you convert them, they will be rank five for the enemy, my sister of parvos kill a stalker follower in steel path ALL-BY-HERSELF

[@LucianoGonzalez-vc7lq]

Mine was 2021-2024 my nintendo switch broke so i can not play, i waited until the crosssave came and welo, i killed him a week before i recovered my vaulted relics

[@Andy-ft5or]

u crazy man ahahahah i guess this is the best warframe video xD

[@peahnus9037]

I think I got mine when I stopped playing 4 years ago, I've gotten back into it these past few months but umm, never even thought of why my earth was red and I just got lohk too so 0:43 hit so HARD. exact same thing I did, like TF is THISS?!?!?!

[@mohammedabdulmahdi2068]

0:16 ppl who are stuck at mastery rank 30:🤡🤡🤡🤡 ppl who are stuck at mister 30:🥵🥵🥵👑👑

[@DanielCruz-lm9jc]

You killed it with the ending😂😂😂

[@mozspit]

now leave your lich for 4 years and ill come back to this vid to see

[@kameroncole5566]

Now that I think about it you could use a Kuva Lich as a bank

[@agentmaryland1239]

Can relate, let a Lich go for about a year or two without killing it. Finally killed it and I was suddenly plus about 1 million credits and a bunch of other things I'd forgotten about xD

[@adonias7772]

I love this lmfaoo SUBSCRIBED.

[@ZitaWupWarframe]

😀

[@argenthellion]

Yeah my first lich was quite a terror, especially since I tried taking him on quite early and got my ass beat. Kept stealing my stuff for about 6 months, racked quite a pile when I finally took him down. Still, sucker was such a joker I decided to keep him :)

[@okiagreebut5609]

That ending is beautiful

[@michaelhall5208]

The litch filter in the end was funny AF

[@StraightOutThaGudda4U]

That ending was too much for me to handle 😩😭😂😂😂 chill bruh 🤣 you do too much sometimes 😂

[@ZitaWupWarframe]

Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding, Ding Ding Ding