*Using my Slanesh Mind Control Powers I SEDUCE YOU into Liking The Video in a SEXY British Way*
@Noooooahh2 жыл бұрын
All hail the tea master
@Chrriiisss9452 жыл бұрын
Oh you saucy dog you
@capsgod49462 жыл бұрын
It seems to have worked on me
@dejannincic96712 жыл бұрын
Jokes on u Slanesh is French.
@nanoblast57482 жыл бұрын
Skarbrand HATES spiffy british people!!!
@lemeres24782 жыл бұрын
6:00 In a slaneesh pleasure party, it is considered a rather quiet affair if only 6% of the participants die.
@icngames10322 жыл бұрын
They were just pre-gaming before the real party.
@mandowarrior1232 жыл бұрын
Its only if you tally the BIRTHSand deaths resulting from a slaanesh pleasure party you see they are a net force for good.
@TheHarimir2 жыл бұрын
if that is only a single afair i'd evwn call it a low point
@lemeres24782 жыл бұрын
@@mandowarrior123 I account for that in my calculations, but I also factor in how the ratio of torso vs limbs/tentacled goes down.
@TimonPOL912 жыл бұрын
You should consider sir it's 6% of willing participants die. I assure you that the total casualties are much larger.
@camramaster2 жыл бұрын
"-they have no armor, because no-one can convince them to wear clothes." ... That checks out.
@esbeon992 жыл бұрын
I feel the need to bring up, contrary to Spiff claims the Autoresolve doesn't hate Slaanesh specifically, it hates every faction and will always give you a significantly worse result than fighting manually
@aeth41902 жыл бұрын
It hates some factions more than others though It only takes into account stats. So no abilities, no passive bonus or whatever. That's why factions like dwarves got really good results with auto resolve, and others don't
@bongibot11042 жыл бұрын
@@aeth4190 skaven have to manually fight every fuckin fight lmao
@iglidor2 жыл бұрын
@@bongibot1104 You mean every fucking fight that was not ambush - where autoresolve was your greatest friend
@bongibot11042 жыл бұрын
@@iglidor ye ha ha
@LyrialEra2 жыл бұрын
the reason for this is that it essentially simulates both armies just walking head on into eachother. high melee defence and armor are highly valued by auto resolve and speed is ignored
@CthulhuianBunny2 жыл бұрын
"Scantily clad women will always win the day over superior-trained demon monsters!" That's what anime, mmo armor sets, and Elder Scrolls body mods taught me.
@googiegress2 жыл бұрын
It's a matchup which, in the real world, has so far resulted in a 0% loss rate for the hotties.
@eviljesus842 жыл бұрын
Really? Because LoversLab Skyrim Mods taught me, that scantily clad women will always lose... and they'll love the consequences.
@thanquolrattenherz96652 жыл бұрын
i know games were enhanced cyborgs with special swords struggle against unarmed middle aged men who played football during their college days
@googiegress2 жыл бұрын
@@thanquolrattenherz9665 He'd be nothing without those nanites.
@thanquolrattenherz96652 жыл бұрын
@@googiegress we call them nanomaschines son!
@jruler932 жыл бұрын
Hippies: "Make love, not war! " Slaanesh: "Why not both?"
@insaincaldo2 жыл бұрын
Make lovewar you say?
@thanquolrattenherz96652 жыл бұрын
so basically its the babylonian goddess ishtar, goddess of love and war and in the same pantheon like the god nergal god of pleague
@jefthereaper2 жыл бұрын
N'kari leans in close and whispers: "Love IS war"
@SlayerFan9612 жыл бұрын
What's the point of fighting and killing your future lovers in war when you can always seduce them, fuck them and bear their offspring? Everyone wins, everyone gets laid, the war stops, people aren't frustrated anymore, Slaanesh gets a future devotee and our species won't die out.
@jruler932 жыл бұрын
@@SlayerFan961 It's the Warhammer Universe, where the term "Grimdark" got its roots. The war never stops, and there are no heroes; there are only the different factions, each as terrible and bloodthirsty as the last, which are all locked into an endless conflict.
@greenknightofwar70242 жыл бұрын
Considering Slanesh is the god of excess, and Spiff drinks ocean loads of tea, this was inevitable.
@bionic_pyro72202 жыл бұрын
Funny, I always considered Spiff more of a Tzeentch follower with the amount of big-brain plays that occur.
@BDL30352 жыл бұрын
@@bionic_pyro7220 If it weren’t for his unparalleled love for the smooth, refreshing taste of Yorkshire tea, then he would be a fervent apostle of Tzeentch. But Yorkshire tea is Spif’s Achilles’ heel
@FurArmoredBear2 жыл бұрын
@@bionic_pyro7220 wouldnt Spiff be chaos undivided? exploiting every power there is ?
@christiandanielcaballero18962 жыл бұрын
@@FurArmoredBear true
@MrKingkez2 жыл бұрын
nah the dark prince has followers looking for perfection and spiff plays every game the perfect way so he is indeed a Slanesh follower
@colinnelson40802 жыл бұрын
Honestly, everything being overpowered just sounds like a regular day in either Warhammer world.
@spiffygonzales58992 жыл бұрын
Eh. Warhammer isn't overpowered. 40K specifically. The Galactic Empire is stronger than the Imperium, and in Fantasy if argue that Melkor could roflstomp any of the chaos gods.
@MouldMadeMind2 жыл бұрын
@@spiffygonzales5899 the galactic empire literaly couldn't hold 20 years.
@spiffygonzales58992 жыл бұрын
@@MouldMadeMind The legends Galactic Empire
@moreplease9982 жыл бұрын
@@spiffygonzales5899 Been on a bit of a lore/40k audiobooks binge these last 2 years so I'm pretty immersed in it at the mo. Did a similar binge a while back with Star Wars books, etc, on top of having been a fan of that story for decades. I honestly don't see how the Galactic Empire could put up more than a token resistance against the Imperium. The Imperium is just several orders of magnitude better armed. e.g. the Galactic Empire is described as having something like 20k star destroyers at its height while the Imperium has something like 2 million of the 40k equivalent to a star destroyer. Then we have the ridiculous levels to which psykers can go. In one book there's a human girl born in the under city of a hive city who goes on to pretty much destroy the whole city by herself, almost Akira style. She collapses it in on itself. She winds up recruited by the alpha legion for a job and along the way kicks the snot out of several marines (read crush, maim and launch down long corridors with enough velocity to penetrate foot thick steel when they hit a wall) and crashes a city sized star base into a star. and baseline humans are not supposed to be all that when it comes to psychic potential. There's psykers in the setting who can effectively annihilate a world with a thought and above them we have the various gods. The thing people often forget is that most of those gods don't actually want everything to end. They're petty, fickle and are quite childish at times but they love seeing order break down more than they want to actually bring about an absolute end to everything. A fine distinction that explains why they don't really care when they lose (in as much as they even can lose). The chaos gods are damned near undefeatable and they know it. Punishing a minion who fails them is all part of the fun. Everything in 40k is ridiculously over the top, including the power of the forces battling it out. It's kind of 40ks schtick.
@firdanharbima69972 жыл бұрын
@@spiffygonzales5899 lol nah they literally have more force user aka warp user/psykers than Jedi exist(from different species counts) and 5 times more gods than star wars while having TWO plague like species(and that doesn't count the many MANY hellbent thing chaos gods have created) exist just to be a force of nature alone to pick a fight with and they still have the time to maintain society for each and every faction! Except most chaos enjoyer
@ryanschmidt33192 жыл бұрын
Spiff: "Who are ridiculously powerful for no particular reason." The Dark Prince: "Not even gods can resist my call. Come to excess, passion, your deepest desires and hedonistic pleasures. But if you fall to temptation, you are mine till beyond the end of all things."
@MadnessIncVP Жыл бұрын
*Arle Nadja disliked that.*
@Acemont2 жыл бұрын
The Mandalore cameo was just pure gold. The timing. The delivery. His reaction. Chefs kiss.
@willferrous86772 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@TheSteve_19922 жыл бұрын
Can you please post the minute mark because I had this running in the background, missed it and don't want to watch the entire video again. Thank you
@roninkelly65632 жыл бұрын
@@TheSteve_1992 I think he ment how spiff had a cameo in mandalores video talking about how the pendulum spell is perfectly balanced
@TheSteve_19922 жыл бұрын
@@roninkelly6563 Oh ok, thank you. Makes sense. I did notice his cameo in Mandalore's Video but the wording of OP was a bit....misleading
@akramgimmini81652 жыл бұрын
This is the Way
@tarmairon4312 жыл бұрын
Kairos, the demon of Tzeentch, can also get the Pendulum and he also gets incresed damage from spells for each hero in his army. Edit: That's underselling it. *Every* spellcaster in his army gets increased spelldamage.
@Riftweaver19812 жыл бұрын
that doesnt count, its not clickbaity enough if other factions get access to it too. so he just pretends its unique to what hes doing
@lag00n542 жыл бұрын
@@Riftweaver1981 sounds like you hate spiffing brit the 2 comments in 1 video lmao...
@Riftweaver19812 жыл бұрын
@@lag00n54 i actually quite enjoy spiff and his content for the most part. just not when hes doing really stupid stuff or spreading missinformation like they are fact
@StarkBeaumont2 жыл бұрын
and yet all you seem to do is trying to discredit spiff instead of correcting what apparently is wrong or giving some useful feedback
@tarmairon4312 жыл бұрын
@@StarkBeaumont Discredeting Spiffing Brit wasn't my intention. Tzeentch's and Slaanesh's factions are strong in different ways and magic isn't exactly the the reason you'd pick Slaanesh.
@will.roman-ros2 жыл бұрын
You know, you can set unit size to "ultra", so you can have 100 troops per unit, instead of 50. It will also scale the magic a bit
@nubsity6202 жыл бұрын
If he hasn't done it at this point it's because his computer can't handle it, or he prefers large.
@sototalyatree2 жыл бұрын
There is a perk on Kairos Fateweaver's skill tree that instantly gives him the Penumbral pendulum magic maxed out, it is pretty devastating on a flying spell caster legendary lord.
@carl-friedrich95962 жыл бұрын
And kairos can get 200% spell strength so it’s even more powerful. But tzeentchs magic is also really powerful.
@sototalyatree2 жыл бұрын
@@carl-friedrich9596 It just keeps getting better
@matthonius2 жыл бұрын
Making the cultists spawn also has another use. I use them to close portals in the main factions territories. This way they can't enter the realm of chaos, giving you more time to get the deamon souls.
@MatteV22 жыл бұрын
Exalted Pink Horrors might be able to give them a run for their money supported by an Irridescent Horror for spells. Those pinkies have CRAZY stats for a ranged unit.
@HotPinkst172 жыл бұрын
Spiff both understood how this fits Slaanesh's lore and was incredulous about it. All the chaos gods and their armies are broken tier powerful to unfairly wreck foes. Am sure if he put in the time on all the other chaos factions and applied his tactical genius, there would be no balance, just domination. The poor neutral, good, and evil alignment factions are always stretched and squeezed between the whims of the ruinous powers.
@derwolf30062 жыл бұрын
A pre release build? Well thats gonna be spicy!
@tmdiz45792 жыл бұрын
The full release is just as badly made. 2022 games I guess...
@derwolf30062 жыл бұрын
@@tmdiz4579 Yeah sadly seems to be a trend now.
@PiratePawsLive2 жыл бұрын
@@tmdiz4579 Yes I tried to play as Chaos undivided with a Khorn heavy army. My bloodletters and other melee guys think blobbing up and just standing there while chatting with the enemy is a good idea. Or just run in circles, the unit AI is broken as all hell :(. Hope they fix it soon.
@konan37922 жыл бұрын
@@PiratePawsLive yep don't know how many times I've had to reclick attack orders for single entities, lords just standing there getting chopped in half.... Found out the super hard way on the turn 1 battle when Yuri got destroyed and didn't do a single point of dmg to the enemy lord.
@Enward8342 жыл бұрын
@@derwolf3006 there's no incentive for company's to change. It's far easier to pay spiff a couple thousand to make the lazy design into a "fun" selling point than it is to actually do the tedious work of balancing the game
@CCNewbold2 жыл бұрын
12 seconds in, and that escalated too damn fast 😅
@thespiffingbrit2 жыл бұрын
@resileaf95012 жыл бұрын
Spiff is nothing if not an expert on escalating things ridiculously quickly.
@ZOMGerms2 жыл бұрын
Can confirm Skegness bears an uncanny resemblance to a Khorne settlement, mostly in summer though when the weather is better
@Erik-ow8lq2 жыл бұрын
subbed only because you put a time stamp for when your ad starts and stops so I can easily skip it. Legend.
@BirchMonkey857 Жыл бұрын
12:35 Skarbrand hates _everything._ I mean, he's the Bloodthirster so fucking violent he _attacked Khorne himself._
@JachAnen2 жыл бұрын
Just finished the campaign objective with Kislev, as the game recommends for starters. They're clearly hard mode in comparison
@adamstilber83822 жыл бұрын
An experience I've had with the slaanesh units is that they straight up win in a fight against khorne units. Slaanesh is meant to be fast moving, hit and run faction that shouldn't hold up in a head to head fight... but they do. They're high melee defense means they never get hit in melee. Their high melee attack means they always land their hits. Their immense amount of armor piercing units means that Khorne's high armor means absolutely nothing. In a siege, all you have to do is group up at choke points and watch as khorne is unable to do a thing.
@Difdauf2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, the game isn't harder if you play Khorne against slaanesh. Nearly all khorne units have the anti infantry trait and it's overpowered.
@themanimal3692 жыл бұрын
Battle difficulty buffs ai unit stats, likely this is the issue. The buffs are fairly significant.
@eldradulthran64822 жыл бұрын
Probably play normal/normal
@codygriffin82562 жыл бұрын
Hmm I just played last night and my lovely ladies were struggling against khorne chaos warriors. So. Who knows.
@JarmamStuff2 жыл бұрын
Daemonettes do hold up surprisingly well against Khorne, but even on vh battle difficulty a beefed up army of exalted bloodletters or those juggernaut riding dudes will absolutely steamroll slaneesh. When your units have 60+ melee attack before their anti-inf bonus even kicks in the enthrall debuff does little. Just make sure not to get flanked by any of them ever my god
@lhays117 Жыл бұрын
I love how as Slaanesh I could enslave factions as my vassals even when they had a nearly 1,000 level of hostility towards me. On a side note, Slaanesh is truly great now that they’ve added chaos warriors and chaos knights to their roster. The chaos warriors with whips are some of the tankiest SOBs ever.
@lonestar67092 жыл бұрын
13:10 _"Skulls, for the blood god!"_ -Skarbrand. _"So you have chosen death."_ -Spiffing Brit.
@andrewhendrix22972 жыл бұрын
Ahhh, now Spiffy's cameo in Mandalore's video makes total sense.
@TPKPatchy2 жыл бұрын
Awesome video. For people wondering about the imbalance, the game is balanced around ultra unit size and this seems set to medium.
@treyparrish40932 жыл бұрын
something is odd because I was playing on N/N and my regular demonette units get washed by khorne its not even close.
@martenkahr33652 жыл бұрын
The game is definitely more fun played on Ultra unit scale, but CA is on record saying that they prioritise balance for Large unit scale. And yeah, regular Daemonettes don't got the innate reduce enemy melee attack debuff, only the Exalted ones do. But both count as superior flankers, so it's really important that Daemonettes wrap around an entangled front line and charge the enemy formations in the rear. That's where they start wrecking Bloodletters.
@TPKPatchy2 жыл бұрын
@@martenkahr3365 That is for Tw W1 and 2, they changed it for 3, so for 3 it's balanced around Ultra.
@rollihd7142 жыл бұрын
@@treyparrish4093 it is broken when u know what u are doing
@treyparrish40932 жыл бұрын
@@rollihd714 it was because charge bonuses were bugged it's been fixed for a while now...
@irishijo12 жыл бұрын
Lethal drinking game time: Take a shot of coffee every time Spiff says "Lovely"
@SenselessUsername2 жыл бұрын
What is this "coffee" of which you speak? Or is it a typo for "tea", then we've been playing along since long.
@athath20102 жыл бұрын
or "massacre"
@Enward8342 жыл бұрын
I can't stand that he has like 6 words that he says over and over as if that is actually interesting commentary.
@CommissarMitch2 жыл бұрын
Consider this: If the enemy was dressed in nothing but fresh Yorkshire Tea teabags, would you not also hesitate to strike them down?
@hamsterninja39552 жыл бұрын
No I will throw them in the lake I win and I have turned the lake into tea
@insaneweasel12 жыл бұрын
@@hamsterninja3955 how about a harbor?
@hamsterninja39552 жыл бұрын
@@insaneweasel1 both work
@pktrainerpk5supersus4592 жыл бұрын
great now i imagine the orks and slaanesh teaming up to absolutely destroy the other chaos gods combined because the spiffing brit tol them to in the past
@w0n70n2 жыл бұрын
Ah, the glory of Slaanesh, who also specializes in obsession which our glorious Spiff is absolutely obsessed with perfectly balanced gameplay!
@caseyb13462 жыл бұрын
and tea. Don't forget the glorious tea.
@w0n70n2 жыл бұрын
@@caseyb1346 oh God you're right, how could I forget the glorious taste of yorkshire tea gold
@liampainter23682 жыл бұрын
I think the reason why Penumbral Pendulum does so much more damage in TW:W3 is because so many of the new factions (i.e. all the Daemons) rely on physical resistance, and so are kind of weak to magic? Otherwise I'm not sure.
@KainYusanagi2 жыл бұрын
No, it's just massively overtuned. The Whip of Slaanesh deals 12 damage per second, while the pendulum base deals like 72 damage per second. It's also on the field dealing its damage for a lot longer than the Whip does.
@ruukinen2 жыл бұрын
@@KainYusanagi To compare WoD was nerfed to only deal 42 damage per second while still costing twice as much as pendulum. You can see it if you fight vampires and hover over the ability when selecting one of their casters. So yeah pendulum is now better WoD.
@athath20102 жыл бұрын
@@ruukinen they nerfed wind of death?! noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
@runic25592 ай бұрын
When The Spiffing Brit says that something is "dubiously balanced," that's when you know it's truly game breaking.
@sslelgamal52062 жыл бұрын
"Scantily clad whamen always win against trained warrior demons" I see that Spiff is actually a very cultured individual, as his quote is literally plot of half of he-nt-ai anime and manga! Jolly good show young chap!
@grandautismostreams50332 жыл бұрын
Really grasping straws there.
@lethalnl2 жыл бұрын
jokes on all of us. the prerelease version is the only one that's actually playable.
@duckdictator65312 жыл бұрын
Wdym
@dtzyYT2 жыл бұрын
Demons OP? Check. Magic OP? Check. Warhammer working as intended.
@carlsiouxfalls2 жыл бұрын
If everything is OP, then it must be perfectly balanced.
@unyieldingsarcasm25052 жыл бұрын
As a nurgle filth boy, id love a explanation on maxing out his plagues by turn 6!
@Airrox12 жыл бұрын
Yeah I would be interested as well!
@ScarredPhoenix2 жыл бұрын
Devs just need to pay Spiff to balance test their games before release, he'll find all the busted stuff
@deathshealer91022 жыл бұрын
@Dreymon Green no... legend cheeses the game in its hardest difficulty, the Brit cheeses the game in normal difficulty like a bum bum
@Riftweaver19812 жыл бұрын
there are so many people who are actually good at this game, than spiff. spiff is a great content creator, but the way he plays these games, its obviously he knows very little about it or how it actually works. he wouldnt work as a playtester, he just gets told exploits and memes by other people and showcases them
@Horvath_Gabor2 жыл бұрын
@@Riftweaver1981 This. Spiff is all about the memes and the delivery. If I got a penny every time his big, game breaking exploit turned out to be just intended game mechanics used in lower difficulties, I could buy, like, a burger. And maybe some fries? Either way, he has a bad habit of hyping things up a bit too much.
@ThePlayerOfGames2 жыл бұрын
It's great advertising, we saw with the playtest of some of the previous games that they gave patch notes to the creators about what was broken and not. So Spiff just makes content based on that, pretty sure he used to do research into what was broken and how (he's been great at finding and explaining integer overflows) but as has been said he's now more for the memes (probably because he's going for a week long schedule rather than monthly videos)
@CojanDaniel2 жыл бұрын
youd have better chances with "LetsGameItOut", that man has infinite patience
@damnsong86753092 жыл бұрын
"Scantily clad women will always win the day." Truer word's have never been devised, much less spoken.
@Stickeebud2 жыл бұрын
Otherwise known as the 'Can You Beat Warhammer 3 As Hugh Hefner?' challenge.
@florre53262 жыл бұрын
Dear spiff in the realm of slaanesh on the final door before the fight you will find an utterly bonkers of a weapon called slaanesh's blade that has very crasy stats and a follower that gives you +200% xp gain, movement range +20% and 25% vision range on the campaing map. It goes well with most of the legendary lords
@ChartreuseDan2 жыл бұрын
Now when you say you envision the Slaaneshi spellcaster's Swinging Teabag spell...
@scottwilliams9372 жыл бұрын
This is why I hate slaanesh during campaign's as kislev
@yagsipcc2872 жыл бұрын
Id love to see this with different fractions within the game if possible so much silly fun 🙂
@bluestormpony2 жыл бұрын
ngl "scarbrand is a weak noodle boy" made me chuckle as a lore nerd
@Isplodethings2 жыл бұрын
The Penumbral Teabag eh? It's funny thinking about it that way. The funniest line for me from the Alluress is "They will never know the safe word!" But all she does to her victims is smacks them with wet used teabags. Who needs to know what the safe word is?
@MorleyGames12 жыл бұрын
You have missed out on some perfectly balanced stuff in age of empires 4. Holy roman empire infinite gold for example
@sr.lontra2 жыл бұрын
You are poking my already existing desire to play Age of Wonders 3
@AtheistIII2 жыл бұрын
SKARBRAND HATES GETTING BEAT UP BY CRAB CHEERLEADERS!!!!
@foxmcfluff14242 жыл бұрын
6:10 Tea and biscuit eating..is that what it's called now? *commits to memory*
@Falpastymonster2 жыл бұрын
Always loves Slaanesh and this game makes it so much fun! I seduced most of the South in my game and then just took over all the way to the east. And I had no harassment from the south until I decided to attack and then wiped them all out with one big stylish, sexy, sweep of my army's! Beautiful!
@adventureswithaarrowinthek31702 жыл бұрын
I used to be an Exploiter too, but then i took „Emperor - Battle for Dune“ to the Knee
@zsolt1782 жыл бұрын
"Local woman too hot to die" could been the name of the video
@carlosmiguelteixeiraott36432 жыл бұрын
And when everyone's OP Mwahahaha.. No one will be. Ps: anyone who understands the reference gets a virtual cookie.
@Santisima_Trinidad2 жыл бұрын
If i remember my overwatch guides correctly, you are talking about Sir Swag.
@TheGosgosh2 жыл бұрын
@@Santisima_Trinidad your „Incredibles“ lore knowledge is lacking, my friend
@Santisima_Trinidad2 жыл бұрын
@@TheGosgosh oh, of course. I just remember Sir Swag saying it, describing the balance philosophy of overwatch and titanfall.
@toxickite932 жыл бұрын
You know whats more overpowered? The timestamped ad, truly a god among men.
@necrolicious2 жыл бұрын
18:44 I think you're right, soon as I saw their teeth I also figured hundreds of generations of tea drinkers.
@Irregulargremlin2 жыл бұрын
Tea for the tea god, totaly balanced for the totaly balanced throne
@MatthewCSnow2 жыл бұрын
Not only you can cheese slanessh, but any faction that goes into the realm of slanessh can get a dude that has +25 control factionwide (goodbye rebellions) or a blade that is stronger than the bloody sword of Kaine (without the drawbacks)
@JarmamStuff2 жыл бұрын
It lacks the rampage-inducing aoe of doom tho. Skarbrand is stronk, but even with 1,5k weapon damage he still cant clear enemy amies anywhere near as fast as Tyrion with le balanced blyat of not-elven-Khorne
@enjoythestruggle2 жыл бұрын
I like to think that historical British generals sounded and acted exactly like Spiff, talking about how overpowered their tactics, equipment and regiments are.
@resileaf95012 жыл бұрын
Karl Franz at 21:50 This action *does* have my consent!
@ancapftw91132 жыл бұрын
When someone told Slinesh "make love, not war" they decided to try doing both at the same time.
@Mr_.G5 ай бұрын
My favourite Spif saying of all time is "WA-BAM". Love it
@acarria2 жыл бұрын
lol I too have noticed how utterly overpowered Slanesh really is with ease. But they're all pretty chaotic and I think that's kinda the point. Everyone's overpowered because technically they're the Chaos Gods and Champions. But Slanesh is a pretty fun playstyle for sure.
@Demonologist0132 жыл бұрын
Remember Nurgle is the only Chaos god that genuinely cares for his followers
@mitchneilson2 жыл бұрын
1:39 Those are Americans. They are portraying the field musicians of the 2nd Virginia state garrison regiment. The coats of this regiment were Blue with Red facings. The field musicians were considered non-combatants; so they wore the opposite colors of their assigned regiment. (In this case making theirs coats Red with Blue Facings.) This was a standard military practice for western armies at the time.
@Demonicwolf92 жыл бұрын
0:19 Build v1.o is only pre-release my soul died a little.
@TheSunMoon2 жыл бұрын
Nothing's broken, it's all the will of Nurgle.
@TiroDvD2 жыл бұрын
I'm now only realizing that HIM from the Powerpuff Girls (1998) is basically a Slanesh Demonette.
@ZackStormYT2 жыл бұрын
I am thoroughly convinced that under spiffs command nakari could defeat slanesh and become the new god of pleasure
@Riftweaver19812 жыл бұрын
except thats not really how that works.. nakari is only an avatar with the smallest amount of their god's power. slannesh and the other gods vastly overpower the avatars by such large levels, it would be like ultra instinct goku fighting base level frieza
@firdanharbima69972 жыл бұрын
@@Riftweaver1981 eh with enough time skip he could look at granola and gas literally exist out of nowhere and said "fuck your power development"
@ZackStormYT2 жыл бұрын
@@Riftweaver1981 ...ok first of all the chaos gods aren't in the game so knowone can fight them.second it was a compliment to spiff on how his commanding tactics are so utterly broken that he can do the impossible even defeat a chaos god.i know warhammer lore to I'm well aware Nakari isn't beating slanesh no doi (although if anyone was gona one day be able to do he's probably the top pic)
@prism5602 жыл бұрын
slanesh is so OP that the adeptus astares have to appear out of the skies to even the playing field
@darkapostle12 жыл бұрын
Is it just me, or does the seduce feature completely break Warhammer's lore? When Spiff did it at the start he used it on Khorne demons. Isn't Khorne's whole thing not just about murder and violence, but also honour and integrity? So having Khorne demons betray their own army makes little sense since Khorne will never betray you. Is Warhammer different from Wh40k or am I just confused?
@JarmamStuff2 жыл бұрын
@@darkapostle1 Skarbrand betrayed Khorne and even attempted to stab him in the back. What a dick. If he can do it, why wouldnt other entities be able to?
@darkapostle12 жыл бұрын
@@JarmamStuff I guess yeah, I'm kinda new to Warhammer and I really only know 40K so I was basing my knowledge off of that. Thanks for the info and that does make more sense now.
@Headshriker2 жыл бұрын
slanesh only OP until ge got slaped by my beloved khorne
@Hallreaver2 жыл бұрын
In other Total War Titles i've had "close victories" even though i lost barely any units and the other army got completely destroyed xD Sometimes i wonder how it gauges the Victories..
@GodOfOrphans2 жыл бұрын
I think it's based on percentage of individual characters lost, like if you field a bunch of weak individually but swarmy units and win handily but have a lot of casualties just due to the nature of the units being kinda zerg rushy or cannon foddery, it counts that against you even if it's actual effect on overall health is negligable and you'll recover almost immediately at least that's my theory.
@myfaceismyshield59632 жыл бұрын
Describing Slaaneshi sex parties when GMing 40k tabletop RPG games usually leads to "And then about 15% of the participants die to their wounds. The rest either think it's hot or are too high to notice the corpses."
@juliancalero80122 жыл бұрын
16:50 they're not people, just our minds interpreting their true form
@mrx40222 жыл бұрын
Khorne: Bring me the skulls of your victims! Papa Nurgle: I love all my foul little Nurgling's. Here's some hepatitis C. Tzeentch: The inner mechanisms of my mind are an enigma Slaanesh: *GIVE US YOUR BALLS*
@thomasgreenwood35602 жыл бұрын
I've started saying, "it's perfectly balanced" in my day-to-day life. Green lights all the way to work, "perfectly balanced". Dog comes back first time called, "perfectly balanced". Petrol amount comes to an exact amount, "perfectly balanced". Its all good stuff
@minizino28982 жыл бұрын
Spiff is just the champion of slaanesh, khorne, and tzeentch
@mikerahl1232 жыл бұрын
Quesiton, can a demonette consume the glory that is Yorkshire Tea Gold without instantly bursting into flames? I mean, it's the supreme holy beverage; a true nectar of the gods, so after 400 years of drinking it, one would think the demonettes would now be archangels!
@catherinasilence76732 жыл бұрын
I thought about it Brit. Pain for pleasure is.. Having to force down half a cup of coffee, to get into the coffee club, to force them all to drink yorkshire tea.
@patentedorganism15572 жыл бұрын
Eh, looks like a pretty good game. Just waiting for Total War: Warhammer 40k. It’s totally gonna happen…
@heck8607 Жыл бұрын
I'm convinced Brit is just a game bug tester who just uploads his work.
@donutchan81142 жыл бұрын
Spiff: seduction= bribery I mean, I guess?
@Olav_Hansen2 жыл бұрын
People are saying that slaanesh is one of the weakest, but they don't know the power of Yorkshire tea.
@samuelcrow4701 Жыл бұрын
"I think we've got the game decently balanced now!" "Nevermind, the spiffing brit just made two more videos on us..."
@daltonfreeman65512 жыл бұрын
If everything is broken, is anything really broken? -the bull that went through the china shop
@Willothemask Жыл бұрын
Finally, a game where Spiff boasting he'll turn his character in a literal god is something that can actually happen.
@ieatsand6378 Жыл бұрын
I just looked at the title, and Spiff, is there any warhammer game that has been ever made that hasn't had at least 30 game breaking exploits at any point in time?
@EvilDoresh2 жыл бұрын
The pendulum has always been one of my favorite spells in these games. It's just so satisfying to use.
@coo1beens776 Жыл бұрын
N'Kari was my first IE campaign. (As well as TWH3 being my first warhammer.) And i gotta say that once you get the purple train rolling nothing can stop you. Unfortunately i have not yet graduated from easy mode.
@kylen99542 жыл бұрын
This game should have released with dlc factions.
@mikevandijk58782 жыл бұрын
at 19:45 you accidently researched to upgrade your gift of slaanesh but its bugged making gift of slaanesh wortless
@Eldor-1172 жыл бұрын
Bloodletters: "jokes on you, we're into that kinda shit" 19:42
@tohpingtiang48782 жыл бұрын
"Very nice zone... it's mine now." Join the dark side. We have free refills for tea.
@theroguenob2 жыл бұрын
can the game audio be turned up a bit in the future being able to here the screams of the crazy sleenesh ladies wouldve been fun to hear
@just_plain_awful9322 жыл бұрын
Didn't slow down the video, didn't stop to comment on it...just renamed the agent to Jerry the wizard.....causing my wife to wonder what stupid nonsense I was cackling about this time.
@dansmart95662 жыл бұрын
Turn 59 and haven't left your home province, overpowered indeed!
@10N1Z3D2 жыл бұрын
Brit concors the universe and all of hell with the power of being down bad.
@WereCreed2 жыл бұрын
Something tells me there was quite a bit if 'biscuit' eating at the pleasure party.
@TheZerubyte2 жыл бұрын
Putting the britt on a game to know all the exploits before launch is genius