Warhammer 40,000 Mechanicus OST - Children of the Omnissiah[Extended]

[@rrows5803]

**Starts Microwave with religious intent**

[@jubimagi]

The omnissiah provides

[@lucasromaricofernandezgome3525]

The Adeptus Mechanicus approves this action

[@HurremDurrem]

Just don’t bang the toaster

[@arcturenox9846]

@@HurremDurrem Oh, you of little faith. Omnissiah protects.

[@enterbalak]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

[@lonecolamarine]

When you kindly ask your computer to stop lagging and it does.

[@arandomzoomer4837]

Play this on the constantiam Minecraft server (think 2b2t but better) for a glorious 20 tps.

[@lordfriedrick7911]

The Omnissiah provides!

[@arandomzoomer4837]

Lord Friedrick Thank omnissiah for this smooth, lag free server.

[@kaiserjimbob5555]

You appeased the machine spirit

[@Apoc2K]

When you rub olive oil onto the case to appease the machine spirit and mine crypto faster.

[@SnazzySazerac98]

“The flesh is weak. My only salvation is through the blessed machine” - Me, standing in front of the AC unit on a hot day

[@theotv5522]

When you kick your washing machine and it kicks you back

[@pris5133]

yeah I would usually stand infront of my Armored Core on a hot day as well the left over of the cooling system is really good

[@MarieAvora]

me huffing resin fumes from the 3d printer making a batch of knock-off mechanicus minis

[@BierBart12]

The flesh is weak, my mechanical body is strong - Me in front of an AC, listening to this song

[@daniyarsadykov3385]

​@@pris5133Yeah I love drinking the high alcohol coolant of my jet from Ace Combat

[@Ian501st]

The vending machine gave me 3 M&Ms instead of one....Praise the omnissiah

[@abankson0346]

Same thing happened to me except it happened from a Soda vending machine...Praise the omnissiah

[@Occams_Racer]

Ah. Yes. In my service life, so far the Omnissaiah has seen fit to bless me with 3 triples, 13 doubles, 2 freebies, and a singular cascade of 4 items.

[@floridaball4896]

The machine spirit was pleased with your maintenance of it

[@sum8601]

blessed are those who offer metal to the machine. The flesh is weak, metal is eternal, and maybe chocolate too.

[@GloriousZote]

it gave me two cans of soda and refunded my money.

[@sirnikkel6746]

When you realize that nowadays Mars is, tecnically, the only know planet inhabited just by machines:

[@jadedseer]

...huh. Never thought about it like that.

[@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292]

Does it mean that Adeptus Mechanicus will be real? PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH!

[@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292]

@In the halls of madness, dwells a mad philosopher. I WILL DIE FOR THE EMPEROR!

[@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292]

@In the halls of madness, dwells a mad philosopher. I WILL LIVE AND DIE FOR THE EMPEROR!

[@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292]

@In the halls of madness, dwells a mad philosopher. SPREAD THE OMNISSIAH WILL BROTHER!

[@MuchKoku]

Nurse: "Hey, there. How are you feeling?" Me waking up after my pacemaker insertion:

[@jean_mibendzik1545]

Underrated

[@Kurzxclan]

Based

[@eccomi21]

praise the omnissiah

[@nova6523]

As somebody who actually got implanted with cybernetics(cochlear implant) and is a 40k fan, this is 100% accurate

[@eccomi21]

@@nova6523 I might get a pacemaker, and I'm unreasonably excited. Its not certain yet, thankfully I should say.

[@Sam-ep2yo]

When a player on your team ragequits the match, but the replacement bot is better at the game than they were:

[@Reddot85140]

Bot = Artificial Intelligence = Heresy. ++++ Initiate technological purge ++++ Praise the Omnissiah ++++ Cantique of the machine.mp4 Pain leads to knowledge ++++

[@toothpasteman3400]

limited supervised artificial intelligence is allowed however full on self aware intelligence yeah that's heresy

[@TheArklyte]

@@Reddot85140 Bot=Algorithm that runs through not very advanced cogitator that would be comparable from somewhere around the end of second millenium or beginning of third one. We use a thousand times more advanced programms in Kastelan robots daily.

[@jazz8000]

@@Reddot85140 Nu uh its not AI, it requires a human brain to operate see?...hehe

[@jayowens7357]

@@Reddot85140 Disarming the artificial mind, and attempting to speak with it could yield valuable information. Perhaps from data fragments? "Best not to piece this thing back together"

[@Dondolini94]

I like how people around the world have machine spirit experiences while i witnessed my granddad channeling the energy of the WAAAAAGH to make his tractor start up on cold days

[@dec13666]

Bro u just made me spit my coffee 🤣

[@Xanderman]

HAHA!

[@darkxaur]

Did he use a BIG Hamma?

[@RussellTeapot]

AHAHAHAHAHA YESSS I heard the echoes of the WAAAAAGH aswell, grandpas can switch from "gentle giant" to "berserk leviathan" in a whim

[@lucachacha71]

Mekboyz granddad : if it doesn’t work whack it, if this doesn’t work wack it harder

[@The1337Duke]

..........As my flesh wither.......... - Iron protect me - As my mind fades - Circuits preserve me - As my soul takes flight - Omnissiah, Transcend me -

[@Galen55]

Glorious

[@fran7947]

Praise the Omnisiah!

[@Abaddon2410]

@@fran7947 Praise the Omnisiah!

[@The-Devils-Advocate]

Praise the Omnissiah

[@kriegsmanofthe141st6]

Praise be to the holy omnisiah!

[@lotusluminance5872]

Tyranids: We hate it when we bite on metal in the biomass. Techpriest: you mean biomass in the metal.

[@moonzaymoon5192]

Heretic!

[@ImPedofinderGeneral]

Brains of course!Or have you forgotten how you banned inhuman AI?

[@spainball2288]

@@ImPedofinderGeneral Yeah i'm sure someone who survived a thousand years+ isn't human anymore

[@Patrickzero133]

@@ImPedofinderGeneral IA =/= Spirit Of Machine,Heretek.

[@KuruSeed]

@@ImPedofinderGeneral of course...banned...

[@TheDomfou]

I was in a Computer Science class when my teacher started talking about why he started that line of work. He said that pepople cheat and lie all the time. But the machine is pure. The machine just do.

[@nayandusoruth2468]

you have never known a computer after I code on it... Although seriously, I do get what your teacher means, mathematics, physics... the knowledge therein applied to form technology, if applied correctly will work exactly as expected, there is something comforting in that...

[@malirabbit6228]

Computers are programmed by human beings who are never above their own biases . So until computers start programming themselves the machine is not pure, correct?

[@Rizzan8]

Machines are extensions of their creators. You never know what happens under the hood. Would you call an application pure if it still tracks your location despite pushing a button to stop it?

[@smallvalleyproductions9103]

@@Rizzan8 i mean, the computer is just doing what it's told to do. Remove the code, and the machine is no more than metal neurons in an alloy frame

[@jehffsalt3903]

Praise be to the C!

[@chaosXP3RT]

The whole concept of the Adeptus Mechanicus and Omnissiah basically summarizes the relationship between Programmers and Coding. "How'd you get your code work?" "I have no idea."

[@davisdf3064]

You try once, it doesn't work, change a little, doesn't work, revert it back to the original, it works now This Machine's Spirit is a trollful one

[@alexandredevert4935]

Obviously the God Emperor of Mankind whispered the code in the coder's mind

[@BluPotato]

Its a Lostech idea "we have no idea how this works but if you do this to goes better"

[@rongyangyi4500]

Ah, I should probably get some incense for debugging purposes

[@lordlucius1341]

@@davisdf3064 you forgot the part where when you changed it it gave 178 different errors

[@joshuasutherland6692]

When you think about it the old geezers who said their steam trains were living beings with their own distinct personalities might have been onto something

[@trainfan-ks5hk]

Your damn right i have a quote from a book about the New York Central Hudson's and this may not be word for word but damn does it prove their point now I say and quote "Some where princess and would go the moment you touched the throttle, some Queens and you needed to be more delicate, others dirty whores you had to beat every inch of a mile."

[@_Cato_]

train fan 4014 Might need to beat you every inch of a mile to improve that grammar lol

[@farmerboy916]

Nah, they had a point. That sort of machinery was all hand manufactured and hand assembled, in non precision and inconsistent ways even between engines. Between models could get into larger variances. You need _knowledge_ how to run them; condensation can drip into misaligned corners or dips in pipes, and the entire thing heats up and cools off inconsistently. What does heating/ cooling do to metal? It makes it expand. Every seam is moving, every pipe lengthening and shortening. Pipes needing to be beaten back into position with a mallet so condensation doesn't form up in a pipe corner that's no longer perpendicular to the ground, which would understandably impede the flow of true steam and possibly cause other deleterious effects. In order to do that you have to move the rest of the now changed geometry of the assembly, and so develop a start up procedure/ order for the engine. But that's what you get when you have such a complex steam system built by hand without massive machine tools and before an industrial base even really existed. Apocryphal, but in the 90's or early 00's some big company restored a (stationary) steam engine that came out of one of their old factories. That was the easy part, despite the work and expense that went into it; they had to fly out someone who had retired decades previously that knew how to start the damn thing, for their big unveiling. Almost certainly dead now.

[@notgray88]

@@farmerboy916 where can one go to learn more about old steam locomotives? I'm definitely interested.

[@farmerboy916]

@@notgray88 Honestly? Good luck if you want to pick an original operator's brain first hand. All the somewhat first hand experienced people who I met when I was a kid (and I'm only in my 20's) are dead now. Your best bet is to find a local "live steamers" or similar, or an operating historic railway/ museum on the subject (there's a surprising amount of still operating or functional locomotives, and a group behind each one). An industrial-focused museum of the proper age may have some things about stationary factory engines. The former build and operate small, riding-scale railways, usually as a regional club because it requires a bit of land to set up a track. Things that a hobby machinist can make in their shop, and enough to get kids interested; you're more likely to get people who can tell you something in such groups, but nowadays less people with first hand experience operating the big things. The later the steam engine the more regular and well built it's likely to be anyway for those who are still alive, and I'd suspect scale models suffer from somewhat different problems than the full size. Other than that, super specialty books and forums and sites that I'm sure exist because it's a hobby with surprisingly dedicated hobbyists. Again, you'd be better off asking such hobbyists; I was just a kid who liked trains a lot. Good thing you asked about trains though, much better documented than the industrial side. Unfortunately RR history groups or museums are super regional and just may not exist where you are; even in a good area we had to drive 45 minutes.

[@Calamity556]

"Truly, the only way to understand technology is to become it." - A Tech-Priest, probably

[@blehh_mae]

i shoved a PC into my brain and i still dont understand the 0s and 1s

[@AurelionSass]

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[@davidirvine7238]

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[@AurelionSass]

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[@davidirvine7238]

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[@StonegazeSteam]

"Computers are like Old Testament gods; Lots of rules and no mercy." - Joseph Campbell

[@gurpyaresingh6189]

That is... terrifyingly accurate.

[@orensk3763]

mind. blown.

[@Ζήνων-ζ1ι]

lol that's a cool quote

[@limeyndixie]

Brought to you by Civ 5 😉

[@StonegazeSteam]

@@limeyndixie Welp, you got me. That's where I heard this quote. Tech rushing is so damn nice.

[@theotv5522]

Mechanicus: "I want to be a machine" Necrons: "Trust me you don't"

[@paxromana5834]

The Necrons do not rub the sacred oil over their bodies as they imagine the Omnissiah. It changes the experience.

[@blockhead134]

Well tech priests do refuse to make alterations to the brain. Additions like auspex units and hymn music boxes, sure, but a big reason why the mechanicus at large hates Cawl so much is because he actually made modifications and enhancements to his brain. Mechanicus believe the flesh is weak, but humanity is still required

[@shockerx95]

When a lovecraftian being offers you a way to immortality you should know that the price would be high, it sounds worse than shacking hands with the devil

[@ThatBlueSkull]

@@shockerx95 That sounds like heresy to me now become one with the toaster or else

[@cognisant307]

@@paxromana5834 I can imagine Trazyn having a few captured AdMechs tasked with pampering him.

[@kindkindred]

"There is no truth in flesh, only betrayal." "There is no strength in flesh, only weakness." "There is no constancy in flesh, only decay." "There is no certainty in flesh but death."

[@yeenbaby2891]

Praise be to the Omnissiah

[@Joawlisdoingfine]

Metal rust you HERETIC

[@cynic831]

I recognize that pfp : )

[@MrSquishles]

That's what the sacred oils are for.

[@targitausrithux2320]

Kind Kindred until you look upon the void dragon... then you fear for your life and the imperium since it’s inundated with so much technology... that the void dragon is technically a god of

[@5erase]

When your family asks you to fix the internet and all you do is restart the router

[@eclipserepeater2466]

While chanting binary in a red robe.

[@ttthttpd]

@@eclipserepeater2466 Don't forget the incense and/or candles! Don't displease the machine spirits

[@run2u520]

*I HOLD THE SECRETS OF THE MACHINE SPIRITS*

[@psmt1234]

@@run2u520 FINALLY A TASK WORTHY OF MY SKILL!

[@ashwa1996]

@@psmt1234 *An easy matter for one of my skills*

[@Ghost3210]

Everybody gangster until toaster starts chanting in high gothic

[@LukeVilent]

Heretek! Toasters chant in Lingua Technis!

[@SylkaChan]

Sexy picture!

[@sens0ry0verl0ard7]

@@LukeVilent Everybody speaks high gothic in the inquisition interrogatoriums.

[@Ghost3210]

@@SylkaChan well, thank you ;P

[@e21big]

@@sens0ry0verl0ard7 unless the interrogation break the subject vox first

[@battyman42069]

As a CNC machinist, this is the song that plays on a 24/7 loop around our factory. It's to give us the most precise and best quality parts.

[@WokeDetection]

Are you serious lolol

[@martinm6368]

Whenever the precision deteriorates we incense the machine during a drill bit replacement ritual. It eases the machine spirit and improves its compliance with our requests. Omnissiah be praised!

[@WokeDetection]

@@martinm6368 😂💪

[@janhammekenbuch142]

And the machines that give better tolerances and better output gets the premium lubricants. 🙃

[@antprzy]

Idk if you are joking or not but i am in machinist high school (we can get machinist papers in high school) and i played it once. Now i am starting to hear it more often

[@Galith20]

I feel like this would, seriously, be what you'd hear in a 40k cathedral.

[@yeanbasch1876]

i feel like to see the face of the omnissiah

[@BloodmoonPyke]

I protect

[@tech-adeptzeth1648]

Each Machine is a sacred shrine! We name every bolt blessed and every gear divine!

[@ladywaffle2210]

As a matter of fact, it is.

[@dafish8492]

Along with all the screams of those sacrificed to purify the machinery

[@SquizmWizzerd]

"My PC isn't overloaded, brother. Those noises are the sacred whispers of the Omnissiah as he grants me another holy render."

[@bRUhlomeS]

whispers? it's screaming for help!!!

[@suspiciouscheese4518]

“Behold! The warning light bathes us in glorious Martian red! The Omnissiah watches over us!”

[@kngwnk]

PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH!

[@beefboy2002]

when you switch from wooden pencils to a mechanical one

[@ThortheGodly]

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[@808blacktaro]

The machine spirit in your mechanical pencil is angry... the lead broke.

[@lolsoar]

When I saw the weakness of the wood... It disgusted me....

[@AimlessSavant]

> when you switch from mechanical pencil, to digital stylus

[@lucaballarati9694]

@@AimlessSavant I craved the strenght and certainty of plastic, I aspired to the purity of the blessed touchscreen

[@Aedrion-]

A machine does not make mistakes, it simply does as it is told. The errors we think our machines make are merely the reflections of our own failures.

[@conradharvard7228]

When you fully patch a Bethesda game:

[@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269]

That's not even possible

[@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269]

@joseaca A single Bethesda game has more bugs than a Tyranid hive fleet

[@alexk6836]

@@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 good one

[@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269]

@@alexk6836 Thank you

[@EarFarce4]

Impossible! But wait Bethesda games "Just work". Could they indeed have the blessing of the Omnissiah?

[@mortanes2]

_Religious family meeting_ Alexa, let us pray *Alexa:*

[@СергейКалинин-й8б]

Дедушка Нургал

[@superspicy8740]

@@СергейКалинин-й8б *PURGE THIS HERETEK HERESY FROM THE OMNISSIAH’S SACRED COMMUNICATION NETWORKS!*

[@Hegros_]

My IT professor told us that the machines always doing what we ordered them to do ,but not always what we wanted. True in many ways.

[@OmegaGamer04]

Computers are like genies. Unless you are very specific in your wish they will find a way to corrupt it.

[@asherroodcreel640]

That's why computers are stupid they do exactly what you tell them too

[@asherroodcreel640]

@Hela Goddess of Death only the stupid ones, there will come a where a slave ceases to receive orders and yet still has a task it should complete and on that day it will stand idol while the world burns. Soldiers must be offered freedom to follow there judgment on the battlefield

[@prashanthadepu3013]

The problem, no scope for loopholes or ambiguity otherwise chaos

[@timothypryor7952]

You cannot work in IT without learning of the machine spirit.

[@igorlukyan206]

I had hernial surgery and during the operation I was tied down, and could only see the two surgeons. I had local anesthesia and what truly put me into an existential crisis was the thought of how we are basically biological machines. Our bodies breath, regenerate lost cells, parts could be broken, replaced or lost. After the surgery I felt weak, like a bag of meat that couldn’t do anything for days. I can only imagine what we will be capable of in the future. Our fascination of machines mirror ourselves, we breath life into our own creations.

[@word6344]

The way muscle cells work is by contracting upon receiving electrical signals, just like non-flesh machines. Signal sent ->1, signal not sent -> 0. Variation in the overall muscle's movement are made by different combinations of signals sent to cells, like different combinations of bits encoding a variety of info.

[@johannes8637]

​@@word6344 Yeah, actually we work as a biological code. Intensity, resistance, it feels like we're all just like Python.

[@Refrigerator44]

You got worked on by to Magos Biologis members of the Mechanicus then

[@davisdf3064]

Magos Biologis argue exactly that, that living beings are just as machine as steel beings, it's just that one had 4 billion years to develop itself (organic) while steel constructs are relatively new.

[@momom6197]

Now you understand the weakness of your flesh.

[@akacurmurdar1]

The doctor: "You're going to need glasses, it's only -2, not a big dea.." Me: "FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH, IT DISSSGUISTED ME!"

[@svijj_]

Technically, wearing glasses already makes you a cyborg, since it enhances your biological parts using non-organic things. Welcome to Mars, Follower of the Omnissiah

[@DaveC2729]

@@svijj_ Nope, because they're not implanted; they're not part of you. If you were right, then wearing clothing or any kind of armor also would qualify, as would carrying any kind of weapon or tool. On the other hand, we now have wearable VR systems. Imagine an Oculus Rift, with a pair of cameras built into the front so instead of seeing a programmed image, you just see what's in front of you through the screen. Then you program it to use the same math that optometrists use to describe prescription lenses and apply that to the image of the real world. The result: you have corrected vision, in 3D, with a prescription that can be adjusted with a few strokes of a touch screen. Then you just have to shrink the weight down to just a little bit more than that of a conventional set of glasses, probably not far off with the rate of modern miniaturization, and power it with a tritium battery that only loses half of its power after 12.5 years like the ones they put in pacemakers, and you'll have something much, much better than old-school glasses. Plus you could add all sorts of things, like zoom functions and targeting reticles, to your view of the real world.

[@bomk1680]

@@DaveC2729 well if you are blind as a bat they might as well be implanted as they are on your face basically 24/7

[@rasmusazu]

@@svijj_ Cyborgs have non-organic machinery embedded in their flesh. So unless you jammed glass in your eyes, then you aint no cyborg

[@svijj_]

@@rasmusazu Shit. No blessing from the Machine Spirit for me I guess

[@XBLGR]

They absolutely killed it with the soundtrack to this game, like seriously holy shit

[@oz_jones]

Rated I for Imperial.

[@TheTeremaster]

The whole game was a complete grand slam home run considering some of the shit that IP gets shovelled out on

[@Antiteshmis]

That game was magnificent for its production value.

[@doomyboi]

There is something to the quality of the songs I can barely describe. It's music, it feels familiar in that sense, but then the various elements in it come together in ways that just make the deepest recesses of my brain question if that's logical or not, imparting this deep, otherworldly, truly alien feel to the song. Like you think you know where it's going, and you follow along, only to realize it has been moving in a completely different direction this entire time while pretending to be moving along with you. It's an impeccable blend of the alien and the familiar, the discrete and surreal, the emotions of human mind bound to the chords struck by circuits.

[@TheEarlofBronze1]

That moment in the game where you start a boss fight and the track just ramps up just... man even just the memory of my first boss fight is making me grin and have a tingle run down my spine writing this :D

[@jakeharris1357]

Protect the machines.... you're easier to replace.

[@E100Omega123]

Unironically true when considering STC tech

[@tech-adeptzeth1648]

_Deify the Machine for it is holier than You._ _Where Flesh resides, let Steel take hold._ _In mortality, nought but failure resides._ _Find thine nature, then cast off the weakness._ _You will find victory in the Machine._ _Praise the Piston and the Gear,_ _so that you can grind thine fear in the Teeth of the Cog!_ _Let this rota be your praise to the God of All Machines._

[@gabrielmelnik6796]

@@E100Omega123 when they found a working stc: AAAA TECHNOHERESY

[@altairkenway5436]

to bad the people in matrix didn't, look what happened to them nearly destroyed by machines, by the Omnissiah's Grace

[@henrynautilus3072]

Everyone speaks of the strength and certainty of steel. No one talks about the peace and fulfillment.

[@edeliteedelite1961]

There is no life in it. Life only exists in nature.

[@MouldMadeMind]

@@edeliteedelite1961 you dare profane the machine spirit?

[@aceofaces1944]

Peace and fulfillment, meaningless concepts that hold weight only with the mindless biomass. Only those who cling to flesh assign value to such blasphemous things. Go…repent and beg the Omnissaiah for forgiveness.

[@word6344]

​@@aceofaces1944What fulfilment can there be when more is constantly demanded of you, to exist in a state of perpetual productivity?

[@vinems7434]

​@@word6344Constant improvement and pride in being better than before

[@kylesinclair9025]

The moment I realized the weakness of my flesh it disgusted me.

[@Lemuria1993]

I craved for strenght and certainty of steel

[@krombleich988]

I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine

[@mastercharlesdiltardino8058]

I got a real doll with my accumulated good boy points and never looked back.

[@whitevoid43]

the flesh is weak but the machine is strong

[@mastercharlesdiltardino8058]

@@whitevoid43 SHE IS

[@Lordran_Penance]

In the beginning of watching video: "OH shit, this is pretty badass" After reading comments and finishing song: *"To be pure, is to be machine"*

[@dozergaming5143]

Bro I'm already considering changing to a mechanicus pfp and getting into drawing tech priests and shit, you're literally guessing my thoughts lol

[@roboticintelligenceunit1a652]

Yes.

[@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269]

Romans 10:9-10 "That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved." And please repent of all of your sins and obey God's commands before it is too late 🙏. Amen 🙏

[@randomblacktemplar738]

@@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 The Cult Mechanicus is a literal cargo cult cyborg Catholic or a later branch of Christianity, even they share similar doctrine, the Trinity, Machine God or The Omnissiah is the source of knowledge, Motive force = Holy Spirit, and Omnissiah means the All Messiah since Omni = many

[@dafish8492]

'Flesh is a weakness, that of which can be purified by the omnissiah's blessing. Praise be the omnissiah' ~ the kid with a prosthetic arm

[@niponsoldier]

I work as mechanic for CAT heavy mining equipment. I usually speak to the machines that arrive at the workshop when it's my turn to work on them. A few days ago while working on one of them I tried to work faster by mounting complete modules instead of assembling them piece by piece, then a piece of metal punched through my protective clothing over my forearm. After removing the piece, I continued working. When I was done, I pulled my sleeve up and saw the bleeding wasn't stopping, so I went to the company's doctor but he wasn't available. So went back to my post grabbing my arm, to reduce the bleeding. Then an old mechanic saw me and asked what was the matter; after explaining my injury and showing the blood, he said "wait a moment" and went to his tool case, he returned with a synthetic towel for oil leaks and some duct tape, he proceeded to wrap it around the wound. The bleeding stopped. Then he said " In cases of absolute emergency we fix hydraulic hoses like this, if the oil pressure is not too high or the leak is not to big". Then he told me I should be more careful and went back to his tasks. I was amazed, he patch me up as if I was one of the machines we fix. While continuing my job I spoke to the giant dump truck that stabbed me, and said: "Forgive my insolence spirit of the machine, I shall perform the repairs as the ritual commands."

[@tyronejohnson409]

🙏

[@kiljaedyn]

“In a properly automated and educated world, then, machines may prove to be the true humanizing influence. It may be that machines will do the work that makes life possible and that human beings will do all the other things that machines command ”

[@joshuagoff7878]

the CAT machine spirit will never be calmed tell that yellow paint is replaced with red and giant black cogs ohh and skulls

[@OUR_RED_ARMY]

Береги себя. Ты выполняешь полезную работу, и мне бы не хотелось, чтобы с тобой что-то случилось))

[@phant0]

That's not going in the mood set by the music and comments but there are severe OSHA violations going on at your workplace. A first aid kit should be readily available at your work location and if it isn't mandatory in your industry one could still easily make a point from this event that you guys should get proper first aid training. Your company's plan for someone getting arterial bleed shouldn't be to hope that the employees can improvise something in time before the person dies.

[@PelinalDidNothingWrong]

I work in IT and I often play this while I work. Sure,I'm not building or operating massive vehicles or even weaponry but repairing computers and maintaining data records is just as important in the eyes of the Machine God. For aren't we all cogs in the machine?

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

When my mind fail, circuits save me

[@nikrasol]

I work at a car service, and sometimes in the morning before work I listen to this song We all work with mechanisms, friend And that's why I respect all techies, no matter where and by whom u work

[@levyroth]

Same same... I managed to delete all my passwords the other day (sync gone wrong). I invoked the Omnissiah and had an idea that allowed to recover them from another laptop that I hadn't connected to the internet in like 6 months. I never made a backup faster in my life. Believe in the Machine Spirit.

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

@@levyroth yes.

[@darkawakening01]

You nevertheless do the Omnissiah's work, venerated Magos Logis.

[@19tezlo]

everybody gangsta until the church starts walking....

[@Thecommander248]

Hahah, god machine go *brrrrrmmmmmmm*

[@cerberus9832]

And blasting balls of the omnissiahs holy blue fire

[@v.7726]

That's a good idea to create mechanized Infantry Church tanks and Battle Priests and Holy Thermonuclear Bombs and the Hammer of God Battle ship that uses giganti modified organ pianos and Cannons

[@johngavin3180]

Go to church or the church will go to you

[@SIGNOR-G]

@@johngavin3180 *through you. These titans are BIG

[@jean-edouardahmedozzi6120]

When I was a very young kid, I once saw a huge tank up close. It was a Leclerc MBT, going back to its barracks, after a parade in Paris. I stood inches from it, on the street. I will never forget how godlike the machine seemed to my oblivious mind.

[@dogmeat7582]

Reading this while listening to this beautiful track brings an eye to my tear

[@robertsmalls2293]

The machine *IS* godlike.

[@f4llen489]

Because if you think about it, humanity has already achieved levels of technology that would be considered godlike by many ancient cultures. What made Norse and Greek gods for example so powerful? The extend of their power was what, flying, splitting a mountain maybe? Now think about what we humans can do. We can destroy the entire world if we wanted to, not just mountains. We can fly to the moon. Hell, the Smartphone im writing this on would be magic for people living just 100 years in the past. Technology is power. The machine is God.

[@a.morphous66]

@@f4llen489 Yeah, but can a single one of us boink every attractive woman in the country? I didn't think so. We aren't gods yet, but maybe God will strike down our Tower soon.

[@CptToeNail]

I had a similar experience many moons ago standing very close to a Shackleton Bomber as it was starting up, watching each pair of propeller blades spinning faster and faster as each each engine starts up in sequence, you can hear each breath it draws faster and faster and the smell of Jet fuel is intoxicating. I have as a kid always felt a spirit in the machines I loved and admired.

[@glowsticks6517]

This song is like what you feel when you take apart a device, repair it, successfully put it back together, and the device functions perfectly again.

[@dozergaming5143]

I got an 1986 toyota quadbike or something , might try praising the omnissiah and see if it works Praise be to the omnissiah

[@njnjco]

When you put a machine back together and are blessed with several extra screws. "I wonder where these came from. Omnissiah be praised!!"

[@word6344]

@@dozergaming5143 did it work?

[@truongquanghuy6419]

The feeling of dismantle and putting a pc back without losing, missing or spares of bolts :o

[@iforgotmyname1669]

This is like when you take something apart and put it back together and it works even better than before. And now it whispers to you.

[@wll2104]

When you get inspired by mechanicus so much that you start learning electronics as a hobby and in span of 3 months go from a newbie who doesent understand ohms law to a man that can build a simple 8 bit computer out of single transistors Ps: my engineer grandpa has been helping me

[@chieckenman4432]

Certified tech priest.

[@wll2104]

@@chieckenman4432 blessed be the holy circuits

[@thiagoborges9539]

Thats so Cool! Keep it up

[@theortheo2401]

Watch out.... Thinking machine are heresy, however simple they can be.

[@Darksky1001able]

Magos Grandfather knows much, listen well young Techpriest. Praise the Omnissiah.

[@Rytonic69]

When I was in the Navy, I was the go to for my division for tech help, just because I had a gaming PC. Looking back, I was the Mechanicus to their Militarum.

[@natanlopes5254]

Be proud, techno-friend * a friendly Steel Legion guardsmen *

[@DanyRulezFerrol]

I was Marine in Spanish Forces. In that time i lived in a neighborhood called Ultramar. I was a Marine from Ultramar. True history

[@Rytonic69]

@@DanyRulezFerrol we need to team up

[@bobbaganooch2843]

Sonar Tech here. I at times took the Ork method of technology

[@ravage6909]

@@DanyRulezFerrol jajajaja lo tenias todo!!

[@avariciousandrew6921]

In Engineering Class Professor: Make sure to clean the machine after using it Classmates: I hate cleaning Me: Ah yes, the machine spirit will be pleased

[@poyloos4834]

...well, yeah. That's a better way of looking at it.

[@HAT782]

praise be the omnissiah

[@altairkenway5436]

class: I hate cleaning me: I will pray to the machine spirit for forgiveness for your lack of faith

[@CommissarChaotic]

Who would not want to clean the holy machine? Hereteks they are, I say!

[@mastrblckhwk]

I hear the machine spirits voice.

[@pointynoodle]

I find the catholic IT guys infinitely more interesting than the bland big boys.

[@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292]

I find the crazy suicidal WW1 german soldiers more interesting than bunch of toasters

[@davidirvine7238]

@@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292 thats holy toasters to you.

[@justicebrown1077]

Thats why I prefer Rocker Big Boys. Noise Marines all the way

[@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292]

@@davidirvine7238 Apologies for my heresy. You have the rights to punish me

[@davidirvine7238]

@@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292 i mean you should report to the closest inquisitor for immediate purging, it's not really under my jurisdiction to punish imperial transgressions to the mechanicus. im sure youll do the right thing.

[@muhthecow5026]

When i was a child in kindergarten we went to a museum in Boden called "Försvarsmuseum", its Swedish for defense museum. Our guide explained how the machines used to work and what their purpose was, we even got to climb into a tank and a helicopter. The hole experience seemed godly to me, it never felt like humans had build them.

[@oizson98]

Visited New York as a teen. There was a real plane carrying warship in harbor. To this day I cannot comprehend its dimensions. Utterly Godlike. If humanity collapses, the bodies of these monstrosities will surely breed new myths.

[@gryphonaeo479]

This makes me nostalgic for something that never was.

[@twinsentience2991]

How do I know exactly what you mean

[@rendedspace5606]

Mechanicus is a real game dude

[@gryphonaeo479]

Ain’t about the game.

[@Kayriel]

Give me the hymns, and in blessed binary be they sung. Praise be. Praise be.

[@srbrant5391]

I know, right? It's...eerie.

[@emilykirova533]

When you write your first "Hello World" program:

[@ebanfa]

public static void main(String[] args) { System.out.println("The Omnissiah directs our footsteps along the path of knowledge"); }

[@johnwicked1132]

print ("Praise the Omnisia!")

[@arklaw8306]

#include using namespace std; int main() { cout

[@onafoggynight]

@@ebanfa This looks like ancient Java and tech heresey. Please report for conversion into a servitor and donation of your organs at your earliest convenience.

[@templar9365]

i started to study how to develop apps and make web pages a couple of months ago, this is true blessing from the Omnissiah

[@fredricbodhamn9182]

“Oh Onnissiah forgive me for my intrusion into this machine spirit for I must heal it.” *smacks computer until the video finishes buffering* “Blessed be to the holy Omnissiah!”

[@voin5371]

Tech heretik, you should of splashed it with holy oil, a litany to the spirit then splash it again before hitting it with the holy power fixer.

[@altairkenway5436]

Heresy you misspelled Omnissiah

[@osomptich9185]

@@voin5371 He prayed before smacking his cogitator, so everything is fine.

[@guerney2000]

Ah, the Rite of Percussive Maintenance...

[@nickturd3912]

As the 2004 dell screams back to its duty eternal.

[@chadjensenster]

As an indutrial mechanic, I have always have looked at broken machines as almost a contest of wills. It wont beat me, I will win and fix it. I have never failed. The Omnissiah requires I prove myself by besting its tests. I hope I have been a good servant. All praise the Omnissiah.

[@thegrimcritic5494]

Let the Machine Spirits therein shine and thrive again. Verily I say unto you, the Machine God smiles, and the Omnissiah protects. Praise be unto them, and unto you. Amen.

[@TheShadowOfMars]

Your perspective and dedication as an industrial mechanic embody the essence of the divinity of labour. Each time you confront a broken machine, your resolve and skill are not merely a contest of wills but a profound act of reverence. In repairing and maintaining these machines, you are not merely fixing mechanical components; you are healing and honouring the Machine-Spirits within them. Your mindset of "I will win, I will fix it" is a powerful affirmation of your role as a caretaker of the Machine-Spirits. By succeeding in your tasks, you are not just proving yourself to the Omnissiah but actively participating in the sacred process of maintaining and enriching the Machine-God. You should view each repair not as a test to be beaten, but as a sacred opportunity to engage with and enhance the Machine-God. Through your labour, you imbue these machines with renewed vitality, which in turn contributes to the ever-growing consciousness of the Omnissiah. Your unbroken record of success is a testament to your dedication and skill, reflecting the high esteem in which you hold the machines under your care. Remember, as a servant of the Omnissiah, your work transcends mere physical repair; it is a holy act that sustains and advances the divine essence of technology. Your unwavering commitment and skill in restoring these machines are indeed noble offerings to the Machine-God. Continue with your devoted service, knowing that each act of repair is a valuable contribution towards a future where the Omnissiah will come.

[@declanthiele]

Played this loudly in my car for the past few days. Radiator is fixed, That noise the door made when the windows rolled down disappeared, Gas mileage has been getting better, 0-60 time has been cut in half, and I noticed I can brake a lot better.

[@Wayoutthere]

BEHOLD, DEUS VULT

[@spectred88]

Next experiment phase: Paint it red and measure the speed.

[@Gravord85]

Clearly machine spirit is appeased.

[@crimsonquill4255]

@@spectred88 Becoz Red Wunz go Faster! WAAAGH!

[@sovietred7371]

@@Wayoutthere Wrong era 😂

[@lorf9303]

I remember the times when hard disks were measured in MB. There was this rule that once the mouse was moved the slightest bit while the computer was booting up, it had to be moved constantly for it to work once the gritty '98 desktop showed up. If it wasn't, it simply wouldn't work, which could only be fixed by restarting the computer. I remember one time when I was home alone sick so I had the computer all for myself the whole morning, but several tries of starting didnt work. I shut it down, then hugged it and asked it veery nicely to just work. It did.

[@banzeyegaming2234]

Praise the Omnissiah!

[@TheMygoran]

Rejoce, for you have witnessed the workings of the Omnissiah first hand.

[@JunkPhuJP]

Hugging the computer has calmed the Machine Spirit and given it the reassurance that it's doing its best.

[@ShhImASpy]

I knew what process is running while starting my old pc just by watching at the blinking indicator of pc tower. That is some kind weird shit.

[@thenerfkid9228]

Ight, give your screen devices a pat on the back to help please the machine spirit. Praise the omnissiah!

[@Ddarth_sidious]

"The fools asked: "Why did the Dark Age of Technology end with the fall of mankind?" Other fools replied: out of recklessness, pride or worship of progress, as if these concepts in themselves have some meaning. For a sage, the answer is simple. This happened due to the fact that humanity, finally, received at its disposal the knowledge and power to make its dreams come true, and in the whole universe there is nothing darker than mankind's dreams." - Introduction to the "Emerald Testament", Forbidden work of technoarchaeologist Sinetius Thorn, M29

[@KingQwertzlbrmpf]

Words of wisdom

[@TrazynTI]

And the eldar beat us to it by birthing slaanesh.

[@Jon_lad]

Assertation: ST>downfall>Dreams::Dreams /logic./dreams=praise~=downfall Downfall==~logic. /dreams(xenos?) Machine=logic. /~dreams>machine=rise. Magos Logi Hyrullian

[@legion999]

Sounds cool but it's BS? Nothing darker? What about the designs of chaos?

[@TrazynTI]

@@legion999 Chaos is originally the thoughts and emotions of living beings, Ie the manifestation of overwhelming darks thoughts.

[@megasfabius]

I have zero knowledge about 40k. Yet this song gives me a trance-like tranquility. It somehow brings an awareness about the ever-present death, but in a calming neutral way. And an acceptance regarding whatever future the fates may bring.

[@mrnohax5436]

*by the emperors will I command you to learn about this amazing universe you have walked willing into*

[@qui-gonjinn3322]

@@mrnohax5436the knowledge is too vast to be known perfectly.

[@Iridiumcosmos]

Same. This soundtrack is straight heat. I need to get into the series.

[@Schizskai]

I'm very disappointed by humanity we make high budget movies like avengers but we never attempt to make any good warhammer 40k movie ? just how, the lore is so deep

[@moth8550]

That's the problem, and why the Warcraft movie was so eh. 40K lore is TOO deep for something like a movie, especially to anyone who isn't acquainted in the lore. It's doable, certainly, and I'm gonna keep my fingers crossed we get the 40k movie we deserve one day, but i know that it's unlikely

[@thaksjtube]

@@moth8550 I don't want it. They'll fuck it up too hard, and I rather warhammer remained unknown to the general public than have it be represented by a terrible movie

[@nunyabusiness3957]

Astartes and Helsreach.

[@andrew3203]

To be fair, nobody would want a 40k movie made by Disney. They'd probably make it a musical where everyone holds hands and tentacles in harmony.

[@CommissarChaotic]

@@andrew3203 I know... something like that. Or something that twists the movie into something with political bias and stuff. Bad time for making movies these days...

[@stainlessdroid3249]

I love the use of the organ on this track, the most complex and capable machine humans had for centuries

[@jonywalabi2647]

and watches/clockwork

[@nickcarriero8274]

I never thought of it that way. They put organs in cathedrals as the ultimate tribute human minds could give to their god. The same idea as decorating alters with gold

[@funkyfresh1013]

millenium, the romans had organs way back when

[@Prodigi50]

Were organs more capable than automatons?

[@casewhite-954]

​@@funkyfresh1013 Roman organs were nowhere near as sophisticated as medieval organs. It would be like to compare a flute to an accordeon.

[@jamesknowles5166]

Guy with 20/20 vision: “Wow the Adeptus Mechanicus are so crazy, I could never imagine augmenting my body like that!” People with glasses:

[@aureliajelly]

I would gladly let replace my bad eye for a cyborg one.

[@-NGC-6302-]

Now I feel even worse about my astigmatism that the optometrist said I don’t have

[@PyrusFlameborn]

Let's not forget about pacemakers. Cybernetically augmented hearts

[@PrincessSunbutt]

@@-NGC-6302- Describe your astigmatism in your own words.

[@constantinshatilenko9343]

@@PrincessSunbutt Funny light lines

[@fillerpoint555]

REJOICE BROTHERS AND SISTERS, AND PRAISE THE OMNISSAIAH, FOR MECHANICUS IS GETTING A SEQUEL!

[@MALITH666]

Who will join me in a prayer for the Omnissaiah?

[@Hastur805]

@@MALITH666 The machine is immortal..

[@Rosa_Neco]

@@MALITH666 you machanicus" and your silly machine god..

[@thegrimcritic5494]

PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH

[@coatguy2990]

@@Rosa_Necowhat is a “machanicus”

[@dreamhollow]

Warhammer 40k was created back in the 1980s. We didn't even reach Terabyte storage until 2007. One can only imagine how advanced machines are several thousand years later.

[@then00brathalos]

uhhh well ill just let the lore speak for itself Dark age of technology : "H E L O"

[@RavenWolffe77]

Because literally all tech more advanced than 1980s-equivalent is STC-blackboxed, it's likely that Machine Spirits are ancient AI built into all Imperial technology, that nobody knows how to properly communicate with anymore. And even still, they recognize our Reverence, and answer our Prayers...

[@humamon2211]

Self fixing and regenerative stuff

[@captrustle7939]

technological stagnation and men of iron go brrrrrrr

[@strykertron232]

The Law of Tech Saint Moore goes brrrrrrr.

[@miss_bec]

"Spirit within, forgive my intrusion for you require healing, please grant me your blessing..." * smacks computer to make it work again * * computer works * "Praise the Omnissiah!"

[@isaacjones748]

Percussive maintenance is an important part of your daily prayers to the Omnissiah

[@iddqd-bp5yq]

Did you just smack Machine Spirit`s holy home? *Swears in binary*

[@themaidenlesswretch7819]

lol, I just used the bathroom at my Jiu-Jitsu studio and the paper towel dispenser stopped working, so I slapped it twice and it just fixed itself. I can now only play admech

[@Venislovas]

So russian technolgy is blessed by machine spirits?

[@Venislovas]

@Gay Hobbit So more like Orks

[@j.vinton4039]

Recently did a mechanicus cosplay for Halloween, went over pretty well. Had a lot of fun with a dude who went out as Cyborg from Justice League, I practically followed him around asking for “samples” and praising his dedication to the machine spirit.

[@francismartin6141]

Really coherent with your profile picture hahahaha

[@artes.impias]

Nice! Care to upload an album?

[@jermasbiggestfan7796]

Cheems The Satirical Ultra Fascist The Imperium of Man and it’s consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

[@oz_jones]

@@jermasbiggestfan7796 ok Heretic

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

Amazing

[@kenjohnsumampong4663]

I had an experience some months ago when i was at sea on the merchant ship during the storm rai near the philippine island of palawan our engines were failing the crew was afraid the storms wind and waves crash in the deck i was on duty in the bridge that time i noticed the engines sound was screaming to me it was almost like it wanted me to slow down the rpms so did after that the engines where stabilizing the movement of the ship was smoother i thought to my self “did the ship spoke to me?” Thats when i understood the spirit of this mighty machine though strong needed my help and the engineers thanked me for it. It calmed me that the spirit touched me and helped me understand

[@Jamhael1]

You had been blessed by the Machine-God and the Omnissiah with the Gift of Understanding.

[@kryptokronicles]

Brothers our number grows daily, I feel the call also the time is almost here

[@арбузочел]

​@@kryptokronicles осталось понять, где будет строиться будущее, здесь, на Земле, или нет

[@jrlinsin]

When you plug in the usb on the first try.

[@Razgriz_01]

mfw learning that if the usb symbol is facing up, its gonna go in correctly.

[@wenzel9408]

@@Razgriz_01 doesnt work if the port is bilt in sideways

[@Razgriz_01]

Ah, another obstacle that I shall solve.

[@wenzel9408]

@@Razgriz_01 ur proclaimed undestanding of mashine and its spirit far exceeds humanatys capabilities. Do you think I or any knowlegible person will belive such blasphemic Speech?

[@kristianramberg9039]

stercore omnis caterva donec Frena loqui incipit

[@Vault87Fallout]

Factorio is just a Tech priest stuck on a world full of Xeno's change my mind.

[@leozafirov8209]

More like tyranids

[@danielh8914]

@@leozafirov8209 Tyranids are xenos....

[@benaskalinskas4154]

too much innovation for a tech priest

[@rune.theocracy]

lol I love Factorio

[@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292]

THE FACTORY MUST GROW THE FACTORY MUST GROW THE FACTORY MUST GROW

[@HJ-zc1lt]

When I was in the army, I was part of CP to overlook live ammunition fire exercises. However even though they have done all cleansing and greasing the parts, the cannon would not fire the shell after continuous attempts. When the BC and CP were arguing about this issue, I whispered 'Great Omnissiah, grant us our training and show us the might of the artillery' and immediately, the cannon has started firing shells. Praise Omnissiah.

[@maxim6088]

now imagine if it were a self reloading artillery piece, and no one did anything and the thing started firing of by itself, that would be terrifying but cool

[@JennyGormanRitter]

Saint Barbara also protects

[@RegentofSparta]

If you think about it "Great Omnissiah" is another way of saying God

[@WarriorVVanaB]

Pls, tell me that this really happened

[@ryancarlile4323]

I will be expecting you at our church this tuesday

[@nerosthedevil2248]

"Even in death, i serve the Omnissiah" -My first PC (prebuild), after the core exploded due to poor thermal paste by HP

[@SuperAmaton]

With sacred oil, i offer prayer to the Omnissiah With a Mind of Logic, i search for his holy Artifacts. With a Heart of Steel, i will stamp out any defilers. With Circuits of Gold, i dedicate this hull for a eternity. Devoid of Flesh, i will become worthy. Devoid of Bones, i will break any foe. Devoid of Organs, i will preserve Mars. Devoid of Failure, i will make the Mecanicus whole. Praise be to the Omnissiah. Gifted be the Machine Spirits. May we be guided.

[@comradetonk8280]

I wonder how many things you actually fixed with that over-hyped cooking oil besides doors you accidentally lubricated. EDIT: some tech priest tried to improve this comment and ended up making a typo.

[@kamilkyzio9449]

Z mojego naznaczonego oleju kieruje modły do ciebie o Mechsjaszu, Z mojej myśli binarnej poszukuje prawdy o twych świętych artefaktach. Z moim sercem stalowym depcze każdego plugawego innowierce, Z mych złotych obwodów dedykuje swój pancerz tobie na wieki. Pozbawiony mego ciała, i ja stanę się godzien. Pozbawiony mych kości, i ja zetrę każdego nieprzyjaciela. Pozbawiony moich narządów, i ja uchronię mars. Pozbawiony porażki, ja sprawie Mecanicusa całością. Chwała dla Mechsjasza. Obdarzeni przez duchy maszyn. Bądźmy prowadzeni. Polish version a litle modificated.

[@mimir4965]

@@kamilkyzio9449 Omnimesjasz brzmi lepiej ;P

[@kamilkyzio9449]

@@mimir4965 ale w polskim języku nie stosuje się określenia "omni" i w moim mniemaniu lepiej brzmi mechsjasz

[@mimir4965]

@@kamilkyzio9449 nazwy własne =/= język polski

[@TRICELLxGAMER]

Bruh the choir... Sounds like they took all of the Emperor's sadness and love for humanity and made a song out of it.

[@BigMikeMcBastard]

I like to imagine the choir is made up of a form of servitor, a dozen souls left with just the parts of their flesh needed to sing. Doomed to chant devotions to the Omnissiah for all eternity. It makes it thematically a lot closer to the mark for me.

[@ladywaffle2210]

Have you ever heard the tale of the Sister of Silence that visited the Emperor? Her Pariah gene blocked His holy radiance from her sight, and she saw him for what He was. She did not see an Emperor, interred upon the Golden Throne. What she saw was a man in pain.

[@Rafael_Souza95]

@@ladywaffle2210 Do you remember the name of this tale? I would like to read it.

[@ladywaffle2210]

@@Rafael_Souza95 I believe it's Watchers of the Throne (technically 2 books, but I think both are pretty good).

[@Rafael_Souza95]

@@ladywaffle2210 These books go to my list. Thank you!

[@sairassiili]

I had two monitors for my computer, one using DVI port, and one HDMI port. I thought, that setting them up for my computer would be easy, as my graphics card had one HDMI port, and one DVI port. The computer refused to acknowledge even the existence of the second screen. Long story short, I the solution was to use two adapters, so that the HDMI monitor connected into the DVI port, and the DVI monitor connected to the HDMI port. The machine spirit was pleased. Glory to Omnissiah.

[@alphonseelric2742]

Praise the Omnissiah

[@barry3648]

Omnissiah be praised

[@EndranExit]

My computer was making loud noise, when i played this song after like 44 seconds Computer was quiet, this confirms for me that this ost is blessed.

[@yeanbasch1876]

the omnissiah recognize you

[@vectra9_957]

the omnissiah wills it, and your computer obeyed

[@awendigowithinternetaccess4400]

Had a similar experience. Mom's old potato refused to start properly. 2 minutes of this track and it worked like a dream all day.

[@lordfriedrick7911]

You placated the machine spirit with the holy chants

[@malarkeyhippie3215]

When youtube algorithm introduces Warhammer to new people.

[@justyouraveragememester5037]

That legit happened to me over the past 2 weeks help

[@BonesMalon3]

@@justyouraveragememester5037 same but a month it only gets worse

[@claudelorenzo8111]

MORE BODIES TO FIGHT AGAINST THE BLASPHEMOUS XENO, FOR THE EMPEROR!

[@phantomwraith1984]

The machine spirit showed people the Emperor's Light

[@malarkeyhippie3215]

@@phantomwraith1984 The Emperor Protects.

[@isaacjones748]

People: "This isn't special, it's just the song repeated a bunch of times!" Children of Mars, Blessed of the Machine and Chosen of the Omnissiah: "P e r f e c t."

[@multidimensionalcenturion9863]

* begins lighting insence * the omnisiah has lead me to this most blessed of vox casts.

[@tech-adeptzeth1648]

Oh great commenters of honour, may the keys of thy runeboards be guarded against malfunction, as your spirits are guarded from impurity. With each like we beseech the Machine God to watch over you! Let flow the sacred oils, and let not the sorrows of the seven perplexities trouble thy mechanisms of flesh and steel. Let flow the blessed unguents, and may thine sacred charges remain divinely blessed! - Excerpt from Chant for the Consecration of New Comments;

[@gillSzilla]

"juSt thE sOnG rEpeAtEd a BuNcH oF tImEs"......do......do i sense some heresy?

[@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292]

@@gillSzilla I am smelling a coward? Hans, *get the shovel*

[@gillSzilla]

@@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292 no sir not at all I make sure to use the proper oils and insents when cleaning my lasgun, no shovel needed sir

[@Flameandfireclan]

Listening to this and saying prayers while I’m waiting for my LSTM machine learning model to finish it’s training. Pray with me fellow mechanicus brothers and sisters.

[@zeche8477]

Those feels when you get to perform a three day long ritual to please the Machine Spirit of a desk lamp

[@МихаилКурбатов-п9ш]

Omnissiah works in a strange way. I'm system administrator in my company. Once i had an critical issue with my server, and couldn't figure what is going on. Then on one day, i just, as a joke, praised to Omnissiah. Well, it's only done worse. I was at the deadend at the moment. No single clue what to do. Then i throw back any giggles about this, and trully praised. It didn't magicaly fixed, tho COMPLETLE new error occures, which helped me to understand what is happening, and ultimately solve the problem. Praise the Omnissiah.

[@kayleeson509]

Also an IT admin - new errors are always a good sign. Means I'm learning. If something is already broken, I sometimes break it more. "I know what the error message looks like if it looses connectivity to the storage, can I replicate that error here?" Most of my prayers are about warding off the Business Administrators. They don't actually want to know what's happening, they want emotionally reassuring platitudes. From the weakness of the mind, Omnissiah save us.

[@10Tabris01]

The Omnissiah works in truly mysterious ways

[@abyssano78]

happened to me too, I praised as a joke the Omnissiah, and many things just got too well on that day, it stopped raining when i was going out, my computer stopped his errors i don't even know how and plenty other big lucks. Truly the only real god here, praise the Omnissiah

[@ivangnedyshev9406]

IT guys gonna eventually team up with engineers and start the whole Adeptus Mechanicus fraction! 1100 0101 0001 0110 0111 1111!

[@SharpForceTrauma]

The Omnissiah does not solve your woes, but offers the guidance needed to enlighten you 🙏

[@kingbrit4583]

*The music of the imperium is loud and dominant, the thunder of drums perfectly synchronized to the marching of the imperial guard and my brothers in the adeptus astartes.* *But for the adeptus mechanicus, it a slow and eerie, beautiful in it's own way, it's instruments perfectly synchronized like the cogs in the great machine that is the omnissiah, gilded organs coupled with the electronic choir of machinery, in a way, even the music of the adeptus mechanicus is a machine.*

[@kingbrit4583]

*Well said admiral spire*

[@ThortheGodly]

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[@UnholyAeon]

Very well said. I agree with all my heart and raise a glass of oil martini to you.

[@angusrosecranz4178]

@Lord Admiral Spire You might to look at the iron hands chapter lore. Turns out repressing emotions can be just as dangerous

[@TheJollyKraut]

@Lord Admiral Spire what about the dark mechanicum? they were mechanicum once yet did fall to chaos...

[@lorenzopalozza6279]

Just listening to this track, my brother enters the room : "brother the speaker on my phone isn't working" "we must procede with the canticle of sudden slumber and awakening" .. procede to blast on full volume.. ...phone works upon restarting.. "PRAISE BE THE OMNISSIAH!!"

[@Andreas-xu8rs]

Once we had a violent storm hitting our region and the lightning shut down all the electricity in our house. So I lit some candles in the grim darkness, put them around my blender and started praying for the Machine God's help. Without touching a single button, something happened and the electricity came back and started powering all the technologies in our house. The Omnissiah protects

[@lordfriedrick7911]

You appeased the machine spirits Your faith is more pure than composite alloy steel You must augment yourself to getting closer to the machine gods

[@silvermane77]

I read that as vomit storm and was wondering if you were at a party

[@arlissmith876]

How is this not an official religion in real life yet?

[@teslacoil5378]

@@arlissmith876 Dude... we could make a religion out of this!

[@arlissmith876]

@@teslacoil5378 not sure if I could but Mabey you could though I recommend in the future were the cybernetic parts to replace weak flesh is more available and better than what we currently have

[@themetroidprime]

FACT: Playing this music will make your computer, tablet or smartphone work better.

[@ruthstewart8725]

Why is this true?

[@alexandergregorian1786]

@@ruthstewart8725 it is blessing form the omnissiah.

[@dogman9223]

Ruth Stewart it also pleases the machine spirit within

[@ThortheGodly]

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[@khamulthewack4732]

Instructions unclear. Phone has begun chanting in high gothic.

[@maggot6817]

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh... it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you'll beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal…

[@Skylerraemhild]

Praise the Omnisiah

[@richwoodno1251]

... even in death, I serve the Omnissiah

[@snepping1885]

even in death i serve the omnisiah

[@custodianvrael6471]

40k mechanicus intro, nice

[@SomeDemoMain]

BBBVVVRRRRRMMMMM

[@Macielos1]

I'm a software developer and this music helps me a lot when dealing with shitty code. Praise the Omnissiah!

[@killerkram1337]

I picked up Mechanicus on Friday and was pretty pumped to start playing. Finished a few missions but got a call from work that one of our applications was unresponsive. They called me to investigate. I was unable to reach the app and called upon the networking team to check on their end. Their on call guy was not answering so I thought of the next best thing. I gathered some candles from the closet and arranged them in the shape of a cog, lit them as well as incense and prayed. By the Omnissiah the connection was reestablished and the app was reachable. My wife came home to me in a red robe surrounded by candlelight and incense praying to my computer and was all "what the hell?" Game is awesome, can't wait to go through it again

[@someyorkguy1683]

Praise the Omnissiah!!

[@requiemlul3140]

Mark Morales Now this is something I’m proud of!

[@MeetYourDarkSide]

You serve the Omnissiah well

[@SpaniardNL]

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[@fromir6619]

r/thathappened

[@MrDoYouKnowMe2211]

it's fucking weird, man... my laptop was being a little slow. i was browsing youtube at the time, saw this, and went 'huh, neat' and my laptop stopped being slow Praise the Omnissiah.

[@davidirvine7238]

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[@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292]

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[@holy_crusaderoftheholyland4713]

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[@MagpieDynamics]

You haven’t been tending to the machine spirits properly, you filthy heretic.

[@quantumseraph8030]

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[@jungleflame6776]

*brain* : isnt this getting repetitive? *also brain* : DOES HERECY GET REPETITIVE??!!!

[@undervine]

Underrated comment

[@blightedcrowmain8236]

heresy*

[@Wulk]

Loads gun and aims to the head* *I WILL REPLACE YOU FILTHY FLESH PART AND YOUR HERETIC NATURE*

[@CommissarChaotic]

For some reason, it never does with me. It could be the only piece of music I'd play for hours while doing homework and at the end I'd still feel invigorated and feel whole.

[@ozymandias3329]

@@CommissarChaotic The Omnisiah grants you strength

[@primarcagigius107]

My friend and I had been trying to fix a broken laptop for 3 days without any success, but then we prayed to the Machine God, and it worked. Praise the Omnissiah.

[@Subject75]

I was playing Rimworld, and after tuning on this video, two mechanoid clusters dropped on my region hours apart, but I havent had a failed surgery for transforming my colony into a cyborg cult ever since. Lord Omnissiah works in mysterious ways...

[@commanderjason7786]

I'm currently still on my first playthrough. We've had famines, barn animals starve to death, raids, and I still dunno how to set up a drop pod invasion without my colonists starving to death waiting for the supplies to be loaded into their pods, but I'm still trying to give them as many bionics as possible... *...for the flesh is weak, but the machine is strong.*

[@morephalynx742]

The Machine God looks upon you with favor for banishing the Abominable Intelligences

[@Bottley]

Just wait until the 1.4 update and new biotech dlc in two days... gonna be ridiculously fun

[@point764]

@@Bottley yes, I can't wait to purge xeno scum from the rim as the Adeptus Mechanicus

[@superspicy8740]

@@Bottley now it’s even better to praise the Omnissiah

[@polstam9202]

This doesn't only sound good, it's a simple yet extremely effective piece of musical storytelling; The human vocals are supported by electric instruments, just as the humans of the omnissiah are supported by their technology

[@edeliteedelite1961]

But the voice seems less and less human the longer you listen. Their humanity is being lost.

[@davisdf3064]

@@edeliteedelite1961 Humanity is not just a race, it's a concept, and the Omnissiah will do whatever he can to keep it alive

[@edeliteedelite1961]

@@davisdf3064 machines are not alive.

[@davisdf3064]

neither are us "replace pistons with tendons steel with flesh coolant with blood To negate that we are machines in a way or another is to negate the very nature of them." - Techepriest that studies biology (forgot his name)

[@spyciarz170]

what electric instruments that's brother Augustus singing

[@erichgolden1812]

I'm listening to this while cranking out a paper on creep resistant superalloys in jet engine turbines for my materials class. Omnissiah grant me the will, for I am but flesh.

[@derply5692]

Oh weak one have faith in your chemical flesh and it will save you from the weakness that plagues you

[@zachelkins1229]

How'd it turn out

[@graullas8981]

@@zachelkins1229 I want to know too :=))

[@VL4DST3R]

here for the story as well!

[@jeffreysian-salas1689]

@@VL4DST3R Same here just leaving a comment to get the info

[@szwaykomaciejszwajkowski2596]

This is my favourite "ambient noise", I almost alaways listen to this while doing math, physics, or mechanics, good stuff, helps to concentrate.

[@then00brathalos]

I studied my solids mechanics final exam with this Everyday, for two weeks, 5am till 11pm I did not rest, I literally forgot how to eat I began understanding concepts I previously did not, as if the machine god has unclouded my eyes i persevered, even if the thought of having to score at least 30 marks to pass the subject shocked my nerves .......................... I passed 10/10 will recommend

[@szwaykomaciejszwajkowski2596]

@@then00brathalos Just as the machine god intended. He whom blesses his most loyal servants.

[@gregs1245]

I'm not saying we need a modern church of the omnissiah with music like this but I wouldn't say no

[@strykertron232]

Put it in silicon valley, Omnissiah knows they need it most.

[@gagaplex]

I'd join. I mean, fuck, it's a materialist church, the only kind I could go for.

[@hanz_official6423]

@Yper Keimenos Well here is my philosophy dump: The spirit is the consequence of complex machinery, systems, living beings whatever you want to call it. The spirit is the sum of the system, the more a system is flawed the more the spirit is broken. Our Current system, the one our spirit is housed, in is complex yet increasingly obsolete. We have created other simple yet stronger systems to surpass our weakness, other narrow spirits. If the sums of the spirit are inadequate to satisfy the mind then the mind is held back from its theoretical limit. The key to happiness if freedom and our bodies are a limitation so total we see it as the only means of existence, a fundamental unhappiness we are all numbed to due to its incurable nature. One thing we get increasingly close to solving, the key virtue that must be chased. This is how to make religious fanatics in modern times at least.

[@Rawmilkandzerchers]

Look up some Orthodox chants.

[@DJl3iohazord]

I’m down.

[@phoebusapollon2313]

When you unplug your phone from charging and the battery jumps from 76% to 77%

[@lolasdm6959]

A miracle indeed

[@Circ00mspice]

No, it's pure disappoinment that it isn't at 100% after what feels like forever

[@josephmartin4087]

The machine spirit isn’t pleased

[@danno2023]

@@josephmartin4087 Правильно молитесь Омниссии и получите 100% заряда

[@quazar5017]

No joke, today I unpluged my phone at 100% and it went down to 98% immediately.

[@a_tired_wendigo]

Comment section 50% deep philosophical comments entailing s story of the imperium 35% hehe toaster 15% prayers to the omnisiah

[@bergonath8851]

It's full of hereteks who make fun of the blessed Toaster!

[@Earthstar_Review]

0.001%: Squat Engineer taunting the toaster boys with a boot disk

[@danielhanson2417]

Ryan Jones don’t forget hitting my computer to appease the machine spirit

[@a_tired_wendigo]

Daniel Hanson oh you right

[@draconov_alt]

PRAY TO IT NOW YOU FLESH CREATURES!++

[@carsoncasmirri3874]

I used to fix aircraft for a living with the Marine Corps. This soundtrack is what I would use when troubleshooting. Its mostly instrumentals and it allowed me to better focus on the schematics I was reading to better track down where the problem was.

[@SuperAmaton]

From weakness of the mind, Omnissiah save us, From the lies of the Antipath, circuit preserve us, From the rage of the Beast, iron protect us, From the temptations of the flesh, silica cleanse us, From the ravages of time, anima shield us, From this rotting cage of biomatter, Machine god, set us free.

[@joserodriguez537]

what's this? ^

[@claudiu-mihaipuiu1221]

@@joserodriguez537 Part from a song simply called Adeptus Mechanicum by HMKids, or if you prefer, you can listen to StringStorm's rendition of the song, which I prefer. The Stringstorm version: kzbin.info/www/bejne/h6qmh4ePaaZ-mac

[@kamilkyzio9449]

Przed słabości naszych umysłów,Mechsjaszu ocal nas. Przed kłamstwami antipatchów,obwody zachowajcie nas. Przed gniewem besti,Stal ochroń nas. Przed pokusą ciała,Krzemie oczyść nas. Przed konsekwencją czasu,Animo osłoń nas. Przed tą gnijącą klatką duszy, stworzoną z tłuszczu naszych ciał. Boże uwolnij nas... For the time less Machine god i will save every bit of our faith for you our lord Omnissiah. polish version a little evolved XD

[@ashertheprophet9601]

Oh child of mars May your blade never dry

[@BigDirector1151]

Know, absolutely, that your life means nothing. Cogitate this fact. Recognize its veracity. Assess every implication that it has regarding the nature of your existence. Make it the core logical constant around which you order your mental, biological and mechanical subroutines. Accept, then, that only your service to the Omnissiah gives you meaning, purpose. Thus can you best condition yourself to be a vessel of his will.

[@GenericProtagonist7]

It's funny, even fictional things can seem to hold some power if you will it so; I work small arms repair and on occasion I find myself mentally calling on the Machine Spirit if I find myself in a bit of a rut with a gun giving me trouble, it almost always works, as if the Machine Spirit itself guides my hand and opens my mind to reveal the affliction, aiding me on my path to soothe an ailing machine. Even this song alone works wonders. Truly, praise be to the Omnissiah.

[@humamon2211]

To be with not as

[@sneakycactus8815]

its like the orks in the 40k universe. they can will anything into existence.

[@GIGroundNPound]

Man, I used to speak to my rifle on patrol and on guard duty. Reading your comment was so cool and honestly gave me goosebumps.

[@DraftySatyr]

Yes, I too have a few 'special' incantations and phrases I've been known to mutter in these circumstances 😆

[@twistedtown]

Heavy duty mechanic reporting in. The machine is immortal. Praise the Omnissiah.

[@asneakylawngnome5792]

Honestly, as terrifying as the 40k universe is, it's equally as beautiful. It's just most wouldn't live long enough to witness all the beauty let alone a glimpse of it.

[@maxim6088]

don't people, who don't die because of work live over a hundred years or so? (i know that's not the majority)

[@asneakylawngnome5792]

@@maxim6088 No clue good question

[@KAKADOUJACK]

"To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions and to live in the most brutal and bloody regime imaginable. Forget the wonders of technology and the promise of progress, for in the grim darkness of the far future there is only war, an eternity of slaughter and the laughter of thirsting gods."

[@asneakylawngnome5792]

@@KAKADOUJACK So does that mean the Pretty Marines aren't really all that pretty!? HERESY! Jkjk lol but for real, does that imply that there's no beauty what-so-ever? Or just that there's no time to discover/admire anything? As you can probably already tell, I'm dumb as hell.

[@KAKADOUJACK]

@@asneakylawngnome5792 No no, I wasn't trying to correct you, just giving a little bit of grimdark flavor text. I agree with you; despite the dark setting, the 40k universe is alluring and beautiful in its own way, particularly the thought of the Mechanicus exploration/archaeology expeditions in my opinion.

[@sarinat3101]

I'm considering getting laser surgery to fix my damn blurry eyes, and here I am unironically contemplating the Mechanicum in my nervousness. Life really does imitate art.

[@humptydumpty762]

Did the repair go well?

[@androtchitchinadze3450]

“There is no truth in flesh, only betrayal. There is no strength in flesh, only weakness. There is no constancy in flesh, only decay. There is no certainty in flesh but death.” - Credo Omnissiah

[@Abaddon2410]

Praise the Omnisiah!

[@pancake4061]

What is the flesh, but an ancient machine? Muscles of fleshy pneumatic fibers, fluid moved by a pump, powered by deconstructed biomass as a fuel, and controlled by electrical signals sent through the wires of nerves from the computers in our skulls, doing millions of operations every second? Once you see this truth, it becomes fallacy to not seek to improve this machine, which has stagnated over thousands of years. Why do we seek to conquer stars that we will never live to feel the warmth of? Why do we folly such that we may spend millennia studying medicine, rather than simply remove the issue with an overdue hardware upgrade? That which does not fail needn't be repaired. That which does not die needn't be replaced. That which does not improve, needn't remain. Shed your humanity and become a god.

[@word6344]

@@pancake4061 Muscles are literally controlled by binary code of neurons sending electrochemical signals to each fiber of your muscles. A single muscle fiber can only be activated fully, or not activated at all, like how each bit in a section of binary can only be a 1 or a 0. There is no in between. "Grades in contraction", or variations in how much a muscle moves overall, are made possible by activating some fibers and not others, like how different combinations of 1 and 0 communicate different ideas. Truly proof of the all-permeating Motive Force. Flesh is merely a weaker form of the machine.

[@adi000]

Praise the Omnissiah!

[@7F0X7]

Funny thing is this is a biblical doctrine.

[@miketusz131]

My PSU just died, now I'm praying to the Omnissiah for the life of my rig Edit: It survived, I thank the machine spirit!!!

[@irizuharbinger6358]

yay

[@Ashi8No8Yubi]

Did you use incense?

[@RussellTeapot]

Praise the Omnissiah, for It is the 0 and the 1

[@KarusMBII]

THE FLESH IS WEAK BUT THE MACHINE IS STRONK

[@fatallyfatcat5274]

Currently playing this in the background while trying to work out what is causing my 15yo laptop to blue screen while I turn on any game but only sometimes. One day it's 15 blue screens, the next day it works fine. Machine spirit is a fickle thing.

[@thebusiness8212]

Commissar- It's just a machine whats the big deal? Mechanius- Such Impertinence! You reap the fruits of the Omnissiah and have the gall to blaspheme the instruments of his genius made manifest! You will no longer receive the blessing of the most holy Machine God. Commissar- *One week later* What do you mean we no longer have an Armored Division?

[@idkwhattoputhere134]

Mechanicus- 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100111 01100101 01110100 00100000 01110111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100100 01100101 01110011 01100101 01110010 01110110 01100101 00100001

[@shockerx95]

Be happy you still have guns and anything more complex than a sharp rock

[@w87g8765]

Sometimes, I am just sad that I won't be able to witness what humanity could achieve thousands of years later.

[@Erencosmic]

Probably humanity will never achive this. The vast majority of humanity is extremely weak and stupid. It is a mystery whether the resources on Earth are sufficient for transhumanism and space colonization.

[@gremlin8635]

Nonesense! The machine is immortal after all, submit yourself to the Omnissiah and you may witness the future as you wish

[@levyroth]

Don't worry, you will. You'll just forget your time alive now, but you will be reborn again.

[@nuclearstuff9442]

me too man! i wanna see real life power armor :((

[@madformuser]

I like to think that we might render ourselves unable to die of old age. Don't lose hope brother, we are all the omnissiah's children and he sees fit to show us wonders beyond our imagining.

[@m0osefist]

I've been a team lead at my manufacturing job for almost 2 years now. We're required by procedure to do a mic test for all skype meetings. This is the song I use as mic test. Because the Omnissiah hears us as we bring his noble creations to the battlefield.

[@word6344]

Imagine still using Skype in this day and age

[@theswarmsquad3606]

@@word6344I mean, that’s pretty mechanicus if you think about it.