WARHAMMER 40K: DARKTIDE // Darktide Funny Moments

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[@WorstPremadeEver]

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[@BikeShorts69]

Thank god, I always miss them

[@solwilkinson8551]

no the Ogryn cud cont to 3 or 4

[@marco20k65]

Y’all should play path of titans 😂

[@kuruzsloorig278]

Ellis, I love the lore you give, so atleast a yt viewer appreachiates it.

[@sendaric7540]

Ellis what about Nork Deddog?

[@mochimaid]

Jonk is definitely an Ogryn, Elis is either a zealot or veteran, Cath and Gabby are 100% a psyker, and Alex is most likely a Chaos Cultist

[@SulkyNarwhal]

Whut.....no...Who me?....Never....yes-yes

[@a1z158]

@@SulkyNarwhal oh god he's a skaven... actually, that fits more for Cath though doesn't it?

[@oldmanwolffe5248]

I forgor which one sulky narwhal is 💀

[@steelbear2063]

@@a1z158 He can't be a skaven, they don't exist

[@squatchhammer7215]

Elis is mechanicus.

[@JosephHead]

That Ogryn who is considered intelligent for his kind is Nork Deddog and he was considered intelligent because he could count to 4 without an intelligence chip (also called a bonehead chip) Here’s a quote from him: “Da Sergeant Major asked me what my job was an' I said it was to, uh, do what I was told. He said I was a genius and gave me another medal. I likes da Imperial Guard!” I feel like Jonk fits the role well

[@silverscorpio24]

I read that speech in Jonk's voice

[@Nyghtking]

I read that with like a redneck voice.

[@attilakovacs5040]

Didn't Nork became pissed off once so much that he yeeted a terminator and a chaos marine into the ground?

[@JosephHead]

@@attilakovacs5040 I do not know, I do know though someone he was protecting was being eaten by a Tyranid creature that was massive and he charged the creature, smashing one of its mandibles apart, reached in and dragged the man who was now missing the lower half of his body due to the creatures stomach but he was still alive. Nork is stupid but he is loyal to a fault.

[@attilakovacs5040]

@@JosephHead Ogryns are actually the epitome of gentle giants on steroids They are all friendly and gentle,but if they get angry,they can even hurl away a Rogal Dorn Tank.

[@njvikesfan0162]

Jonk needs one of those brain chips the ogryns have. At least they can form cohesive sentences with those

[@mariosoadfan]

oh a bone'ead

[@kileytingey6828]

Even with a bone'ead chip won't help jonk

[@dustin202]

@@kileytingey6828idk, he might be able to count to 3 with the highest caliber chip

[@kileytingey6828]

@Dustin even then it's jonk he'll still mess it up

[@poletooke4691]

@1:21 Jake: "Actually, dont help me" Zombie: *rushes in and begins winding up to the literal moon to BASH Jake flat*

[@level20eevee75]

he shouldn’t survive from that nurgle cultist. but if he did, than it is amazing (yet again, whats the point of attacking his head?).

[@snapblink]

As somebody who regularly lore-dumps about Warhammer 40K and is ignored by his friends, I feel your pain Ellis! Thanks for all the laughs :)

[@joegrcz7151]

Yeah that happens way too often to me too.

[@snapblink]

@@joegrcz7151 their loss! Everyone could do with more warhammer in their lives!

[@mariosoadfan]

@@snapblink karking yeah!

[@kileytingey6828]

Dido to that

[@posterus4413]

I have the fortunate nature of my friends being interested in it. Some of them even lore dump to me.

[@Rytonic69]

During a battle once, a commissar asked an ogryn to bring him a medkit from their truck to heal his leg. The Ogryn couldn't find the medkit and just dragged the truck back to the commissar

[@leo_brine25]

I really like elis knowledge about 40k, cause its precisely the type of random shit i love, and the fact is actual lore is just a chef's kiss;

[@MediaDroid960]

Jake: BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE! The rest of the crew: Did you hear something?

[@clockworks5069]

Brother, I am stuck in the terrain! BROTHER!

[@MediaDroid960]

@@clockworks5069 BROTHER, what is my armor made out of BROTHER

[@poggestfrog]

@@MediaDroid960 BROTHER, where did my rations go BROTHER

[@swamproman2007]

​@@clockworks5069 hello badger fan

[@OthaiaGP]

This game is such a blast, Ogryn is just too fun.

[@kileytingey6828]

Waaayyy too fun og and vet are my favorite, my gf loves ogryn because of their lore.

[@OthaiaGP]

@@kileytingey6828 fairly new to the 40k stuff myself and have been dipping into the lore more and it is crazy good!

[@krafaxxii6685]

@@OthaiaGP I like ogryns. Some ogryn stories like Gav and Bob, or Ogg the Ogryn are peak (fan fics tho unfortunately)

[@abysswalker2594]

@@krafaxxii6685 Huzzah! A Man of Quality!

[@mr.assassin1431]

cath's evil laugh gave me flash backs to the witch from banjo and kazooie, and now im gonna have random witch laughing in my head for the next month 👍

[@aramisdagaz9]

That's how you know the witch's curse has taken effect.

[@TheDisquietingNight]

Of course Jonk main Ogryn and Ellis Veteran.

[@liamcarnahan1346]

He has the brains as one

[@krafaxxii6685]

@@liamcarnahan1346 jonk or ellis

[@liamcarnahan1346]

@@krafaxxii6685 Jonk as an ogryn

[@toheekang174]

@@krafaxxii6685 Jonk

[@AngeryCrow]

I would really REALLY like to see Jake poke a god forsaken daemonhost

[@Nekomancer1983]

He'd have to do that before Cath does though.

[@mariosoadfan]

we all know how this scene starts ellis: "whatch out there's a host" cath:"do you hear the whi-" startled host

[@grimaldur778]

When it said "New Zealand ping intensifies" I felt that in my soul.

[@darthgonk5648]

I’m surprised elis didn’t talk about how Cathy’s psycher would shout mind rape when using her powers

[@beatzdyer]

I'm sorry, WHAT!?

[@darthgonk5648]

@@beatzdyer yeah the psycher screams mind rape sometimes when you blow up a heretic’s head

[@EngCenturion]

If Ellis and I ever played a game together, it would probably be a back and forth about 40k lore. Also the smartest Ogryn could also spell his first name.

[@psycosanches589]

"You sound like a witch, Cath!" She says....TO THE PSYKER.

[@sansplays123]

This might be one of the most calm WPE episodes there are

[@dannyzninjawriter9653]

To Cath: Ogryns are predominantly used as shock troops and meat shields, smashing foes and carrying the biggest guns (Ripper guns and heavy stubbers). To Ellis: Ironically, you were talking to at least one brick wall, and he's playing as an Ogryn. Addendum: a FIVE DAY LONG PLAYLIST?! When do you have time to listen to others?

[@TheDapperDragon]

When she's not eating (REDACTED), obviously. My questionnis how long does that usually take?

[@dannyzninjawriter9653]

@@TheDapperDragon My guess? Five days. Need to pass the time when eating (REDACTED).

[@karlthorsten9118]

That explains a LOT about Gabby's insanity.

[@thomaschitham3487]

I like Ellis talking about the 40k lore.

[@flying_fish-_-7069]

Did jonk give the darktide devs permission to use his looks and speech pattern for the orgyn? Cause he was captured perfectly. Anyway, great vid as always, and Ellis would be a mechanicus priest that would go on and on about old Terra's tech and you cannot convince me otherwise.

[@CommisarHood]

0:20 Ellis: He's in the walls... HE'S IN THE GODDAMN WALLS!!!

[@Loser-jh3tq]

I just watched Blarke and Son and Im so glad I got this reference

[@dumbotterlover2558]

Ellis: There's no friendly fire Cath: "And I took that personally"

[@randorookie8587]

I really like 40k so Ellis’s lore bits are great

[@Huedenne]

My friend showed this to me and I relate to Ellis so much - the dynamic I have with my friend is just like this with him asking questions seconds after I answered them and not acknowledging my trivia haha

[@jasonwhite3824]

jake: actually don’t help me The enemy beside him with a mace about to absolutely destroy him: leeeeeroooooooy jaaaaaaakeeeeeeens

[@metalsmith3234]

6:30 for not caring about 40k lore that is a great tech priest impression

[@The_True_Joseph_Joestar]

Recently started getting into Warhammer stuff and didn't expect to see this

[@blacktemplarbrotherlucius1935]

As a Warhammer 40k enjoyer if you have any questions about the lore or for good game im willing to give. FOR THE ETERNAL CRUSADE!!!

[@mariosoadfan]

@@blacktemplarbrotherlucius1935 t...T'au'va?

[@blacktemplarbrotherlucius1935]

@@mariosoadfan DIE PLASMA SPAMING XENO FILTH!!! But if your asking means in blue berry speach(tau) "Greater Good".

[@mariosoadfan]

@@blacktemplarbrotherlucius1935 it's a good idea to bring a power sword to a plasma gun battle, gue'la

[@blacktemplarbrotherlucius1935]

@@mariosoadfan More of a thunder Hammer an shield guy.

[@binsrean]

i fell inlove with 40k just this year upon finding the 40k RTS games on my dad's old hard drive. for all the years i've supported WPE i have NEVER thought of alex as chaos cultist UNTIL NOW. IT JUST MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!!

[@MH-hu5pi]

What games? Names?

[@mariosoadfan]

was it dawn of war? that game got me into WK40K for...16 years ago or smth

[@corbiecrow9738]

Definitely a slaanesh one

[@bellumdorf3360]

6:24 does jake chuckling at the part where they dump all their ammo count as conversation acknowledgement?

[@Charles_CF]

I really like those "actually" moments from Ellis, it's even better when it's about W40k lore. Extra points for the Mechanicus edit joke there.

[@TheNoobYouFukingHATE]

Pickled toast sort of existed. One of the many delicacies during the American Civil War involved putting a piece of burnt toast in a full water bottle and (if you have it) squirt some lime into it. The boys would usually put it to sit out in the sun however, to ferment.

[@bloodsmithy]

shoutout to the coding humor at 6:32

[@Kupari9]

5:50 thanks for the lore bit Ellis!

[@brianboru9937]

It shows, that the editor is also a 40k fan. Subtitles for the bit where they talk like robots is very Mechanicus-like.

[@ponypunk2065]

Thank you very much for uploading frequently. You guys rock, and are one of the most beautiful people. WPE Hurrah!

[@microwaveable_soups]

Love your content keep up the great work

[@farmboyjunior]

Yessss, was hoping you guys were gunna play darktide

[@ZashaTheBear]

I've been waiting for this video to come out XD

[@DorkyHalloran]

Oh my gods, I have only been up for like an hour on my birthday, and already I laugh cried a little from this video. I don't know why the toast tickled me so much XD

[@silentknight2522]

@ 4:48 what are you doing step mutie 😂

[@_frogdude_]

this recent group of videos is a christmas miracle

[@CutestDemon]

Just to say, it's awesome to see Ellis know so much "geekiness" stuff, i love halo and w40k myself and it's great to see him go on about it :)

[@dallassukerkin6878]

Yet again I randomly click on one of your vids as it popped out of the interweb-verse whilst I was searching for something about the game I am playing ... and two minutes later I am no longer in a bad mood :D

[@Masterchief12328]

Glad to see I'm not the only Kiwi struggling with ping in this game lol. Playing with anyone outside NZ is just pain.

[@Tee-np1fc]

Happy Holidays everyone. I just want to say thanks to WPE for the great vids and for always putting a smile one my face when life kicks you in the ars.

[@kathrynegames4032]

knowing you all played Vermintide i shouldve expected this, but i must say it is a very pleasant surprise, hilarious as shit love your stuff

[@Rabanestre101]

I love the store merch photos.

[@micahplays4939]

0:15 NOW HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?! LOL

[@CzboomstickYT]

Mad props for the .bat pun!

[@grahamshaw9873]

Good to see some Warhammer on this channel. Praise the Omnissiah!

[@pearl_rose4442]

I like Ellis's little tangents it is very interesting 😁

[@Alexwahlp]

2:25 was that a crow who laughed?

[@ernestsuyunov860]

More of Darktide pls. So much fun.

[@tio_john]

i want to play this game with ellis and hear every bit of lore

[@JMJ5070]

Hey Jonk, they added you and your kids in game at 2:29 ! Congratulations !

[@ThePolaranmessage]

Precious ogryn club ellis 😂😂😂

[@daisyperez9390]

6:15 ellis now its fun to listen to u good job (we all love WH40K)

[@akantiia]

Ellis: Drops Lore Everyone Else: Silence

[@dquinnster47]

This is the perfect game for you lot. Complete chaos even when the enemy isn't attacking.

[@TwistedChungus]

"New Zealand Ping Intensifies" Good god do I feel that...

[@ForemostCrab7]

I appreciated that lil bit of lore about the Ogryn, cause that is hilarious.

[@the_tactician9858]

Welcome to WH, there's more where that came from. One story from WH fantasy involved a goblin who was force-fed troll meat by orcs. Troll meat has the interesting tendency of regenerating at a crazy rate, even when it is detached from the body of a troll, so the goblin essentially ate one bite of meat which would turn into an actual troll when inside his stomach. However, instead of exploding into 1000 goblin pieces or turning into a high-pressure vomit/shit jet, the goblin grew with the troll meat and got bigger and fatter than those guys who show up at Walmarts in their scootmobiles. He then became a warlord for goblins and orcs because nobody could resist his big thighs and became public enemy no.1 for High Elves as he decided it would be fun to hooligan their way over to their donut island.

[@Dios_De_La_Muerte]

Just love the sight of an Ogryn called JONK

[@Sorikee]

Delicious chaos lol

[@JohnnyFerno]

As a 40k nerd I love hearing other nerds go off on random 40k tangents, so you go off Ellis! Tells us more Ogryn fun facts!

[@WuxianTec]

With all the shit going on in the world right now, your videos are a welcome relief. I have rarely laughed this heartily. Thank you guys for being a light in the dark :) Have a wonderful holiday with your loved ones

[@Ygbr-wt7rt]

boiled toast like they've never had dumplings

[@catdaddy294]

It's ok, Ellis, I enjoyed your WH40k Lore tidbit :3

[@americankid7782]

Ellis being the one who knows 40k lore makes sense in the way that I know nobody else in the group would even bother to look at a book.

[@jordanrichards2167]

Welcome back to nz Jake and Gabie hope the weather holds for you as it is meant to turn to custard

[@fxsantazo]

NICE! they also have Darktide now!!

[@ignusiconner6832]

I can definitely see Jonk as a Stupid Hulk, he only goes back to “normal” when he’s not stupid.

[@RayneTheDevilHunter]

If it was Nick who animated the witch, Cath's chaotic energy in the spinning witch was appreciated.

[@mrfuadzz]

Like always, JAKE is being JONK

[@Raida7]

Cathy's evil laugh is the best

[@BlackoutZak]

omg Jonk and Gabby are in NZ!? pogggg might even notice them lmao

[@ortusolaris3454]

I genuinely listen to Ellis talking about the lore

[@Shadowbanex93]

ellis i like when you tell us the lore behind characters

[@mikkelnpetersen]

"NO FUN, ONLY EMPEROR"

[@penguinkingification]

I love jake sooo much he's soo adorable

[@dr.bright6272]

Jonk bonk! - Jonk the Ogryn

[@serekplayz6864]

Jake picks the most house keeping weapons lmao

[@mcawesome9705]

huh, I thought this would come out next thursday

[@thomaskohl7551]

8:49 this section is pure heresy may the emperor be merciful to us

[@bulletmagnet1664]

I, for one, appreciate Ellis' trivia interstitials...

[@QuantumPurradox]

This is all I want in my matches... good ole horrible humor. P.S. You def need Paperclunt as next character name.

[@spk1121]

For Ellis: "Hmm, neat." 😁👍

[@qwellen7521]

The Jacobim Mugatu Zealot is amazing

[@CT-47]

At 4:39 why is this so relatable with all us guys why!!!!!

[@icelord02]

i feel like WorstPremadeEver's motto would be "anything that could go wrong, will go wrong."

[@allomax1311]

She did NOT, I repeat, did NOT kill that trapper.

[@ivysystem2874]

5:50 Ellis, Jake did respond to you when you started explaining it and even laughed at the information, it makes sense to complain at Alex but Jake was actually paying attention for once

[@Owlinsweatpants]

I really want to see WPE crew playing TF2. It must be pure chaos

[@user-lk3vh3cc2q]

0:39 i was an adventurer like you then i took an arrow to the knee -some guard in windhelm

[@flippynator1941]

6:44 OH really?! That's pretty cool.

[@GrimboldII]

Ellis more wh40 lore dumps! It's great

[@oscarlundberg7462]

Yes! More! I want this to be the new Killing Floor!

[@christophertryhorn784]

I want to just talk to Ellis about random nerdy shit etc lol

[@hunterwolf8266]

WOOOOOO MORE WARHAMMER

[@kc9602]

Merry Christmas to the WPE world-renowned Lunatics!! 😊💖