Vermintide 2 Funny Moments - We've been playing it wrong this whole time..

[@flying_fish-_-7069]

"The arsehole chooses the eater okay?!" - Jake, 2021 Best quote ever

[@flingage]

It's like the shit version of the wand scene from Harry Potter. _"Olivander's Horny Emporium, where the asshole chooses the eater!"_

[@dio2599]

Time stamp?

[@OctyabrAprelya]

@@dio2599 10:30

[@dio2599]

@@OctyabrAprelya Thanks

[@flaviocorelli2392]

OHHHH I'M ITALIAN HERE, and i live in Italy. I've been following this channel for 2 years now. The funny thing is that i started viewing the videos to learn english and hearing the right pronounce while reading is very helpful. Now that i've started understanding the language better i clearly see that Jake doesn't know english and that's the best part of WPE, keep brightening my days. An hug from Florence

[@letsgoblue9596]

Hello my Italian friend. I’m German, and hearing Jake mess up in English always makes me feel better about my English as well.

[@anatoleleconte723]

Yep, same from France. Italian and German friends

[@letsgoblue9596]

@@anatoleleconte723 the Gangs all here. Now where’s the Dutch guy?

[@jorgonprime199]

@@letsgoblue9596 I'm American but I completely butcher my own language a lot, so don't worry about your English.

[@andreacaramaschi9056]

Another Italian here, and I can confirm that hearing them speak helps boost my morale a lot

[@youwater2162]

jake: *tests something on a the team and hurts them* everyone: *shoots him till his low health even if jake hits alex one time*

[@shadowsnake5133]

And yet they wonder why he's a dick, maybe if they stopped conditioning him to think that one shot is equivalent to killing a team member he wouldn't purposely kill everyone.

[@eggcube4529]

@@shadowsnake5133 yea

[@Blackraven6]

@@shadowsnake5133 well, he's not really a dick. Keep in mind all vids are edited. And most of them are edited to exaggerate someones actions or make it funnier. They fuck each other up equally. Just in their own way. Alex and Ellis do that purposely Jake does it mostly purposely. Cath does it mostly unpurposely. And Gabby just have a fetish of screwing with Jake sometimes.

[@asphalion8291]

That grammar is even better 🤩

[@danthewatcher9681]

Law 11.1 Of Sigmar's teachings, once the heretic attacks put it down for it has ceased being human. Also it makes for a damn good time!

[@rooke1489]

*"I thought you said Jonks baby milk"* -Ellis, who said he had more sensitive ears 20 seconds ago

[@vexile1239]

I thought that was said as well

[@atomicdragon4944]

I would've gone "Ooh, sensitive ears... AHHHHHHHH!" just to deafen him

[@ricardoronco9632]

Well we have the luxury of S U B T I T L E S

[@rooke1489]

@@ricardoronco9632 i wasnt saying i didnt hear the same thing. im just saying dont brag about superior hearing then hear something completely off 20 seconds later

[@ricardoronco9632]

@@rooke1489 tbh, having good hearing and being able to tell a specific sound apart from that mess, are two different things. Also, he said he has sensitive ears, not good

[@Blackraven6]

Ah, yes. Another time when Ellis doesn't give Jake a healing potion because he doesn't know which button to press XD

[@Laskofil]

@@RaisentThePirate Not sure if I'm right cause of muscle memory but you drink with left and give it to the other person with right-click.

[@MammalianCreature]

@@RaisentThePirate just banter

[@lightspam5897]

doesn't it tells you what button to press to heal an teammate

[@geneboithecookie1094]

@@RaisentThePirate Left mouse button to heal yourself, right mouse button to give the potion to someone else.

[@rooke1489]

F? *Throws Grenade*

[@DylanisDyIan]

"Ellis is a very odd shaped human," was the line that got in trouble in class when my headphones unplugged. Best or Worst timing for that?

[@SaintLiam3000]

The only thing to top that is if your teacher was also called Ellis.

[@illusionfate]

I suppose there are worse times for your earphones to unplug like Jake saying hold your breasts or the whole cockmonger bit

[@JordanBl]

There could have been many, many, *many* worse moments. Like, say, 90% of the video.

[@AManWithaPlan69]

@@SaintLiam3000 Yeah exactly 😂😂🤣

[@x_JKat6524_x]

Jake : precious Jonk Club Ellis : Precious metals club Gabby : precious BEEEEEES club Cath : precious Shite club Alex : ......... ah Idk

[@curly-q7764]

Alex: Preshhhcioushhh Lishhp Club

[@Blackraven6]

Precious body parts?

[@demonlass8941]

@@curly-q7764 This made me laugh so hard for no reason 🤣

[@emeralddragon2980]

@@Blackraven6 Horrifying Corpse Club.

[@dr.bright6272]

Alex: Precious Victims Club (they'll never get out)

[@Seesen17]

Alex: "Dabby Gabby" Me: mental images of Gabby dabbing constantly.

[@shadowrosegaming3566]

Now I have an image of a bunch bees dabbing with her

[@bendystrawz2832]

"You don't get to say that many too often to what many people" Words to live by.

[@dr.bright6272]

0:37 Jake just revealed his kink to the world

[@Vanishingink4]

0:31

[@dr.bright6272]

@@Vanishingink4 I'm not buying Shadow Legends, sorry

[@Vanishingink4]

@@dr.bright6272 that was the time stamp for his kink. Also we have you search history doctor download the game or else it gets leaked.

[@dr.bright6272]

@@Vanishingink4 leak it. I don't care

[@mrmeepbeep4239]

Maybe the real vermin were the friends we made along the way Wait

[@PezzaHando]

No, you got it right

[@schonnj]

Deserves more likes.

[@nintendbro3275]

Criminally underrated comment for how on brand this is lol

[@reecewarner3163]

Ellis is literally my spirit animal. Likes war history, tall, lanky and gangly, has small patience for idiocy and a little grumpy…starting to feel this explains a lot now

[@shadowrosegaming3566]

Eliiise what is my metal made of

[@themasterchef9784]

i love that jake was actually upset that alex killed the rat. very wholesome:)

[@SethTheSouthernWeirdo]

Thanks for the content. It's helped me through a rough week. My great grandmother and pet hamster passed away, so it's been hard, and you guys never fail to put a smile on my face. Thanks for that.

[@SethTheSouthernWeirdo]

@Christopher Bhuiyan It's OK. I think that neither of them would want me to dwell on it. 😁

[@WorstPremadeEver]

I'm sorry to hear that my dude! Glad to know that our videos have helped you though some rough times! Whilst things might not be okay now, they will be okay again in the future! :)

[@SethTheSouthernWeirdo]

@@WorstPremadeEver Thanks. You guys are really kind people(at least to us fans, maybe not to each other🤣).

[@PatrairchDoodle]

I love your videos they are helping me laugh through some tough times. I hope you guys have an amazing day. Thank you for making these great videos guys

[@miguelmialichi6367]

This becomes a thousand times funnier if you imagine this in the character voice

[@Johnfooler]

1:40 WPE is just a human, dwarf, and half-elf bullying an high elf. now guess which one is which. :)

[@illusionfate]

whos gabby im guessing a random Scottish person who saw them taking the piss and decided to join in

[@shinobuoshino1052]

Oh hey nice micro mages pic, did you manage to snag a copy of the game?

[@Resi1ience]

I feel like it would make more sense if Ellis were Saltzpyre, and Jake were Kruber. Just fits their personalities better

[@ZaggleFrog]

Another day another video of bullying Alex on saying things

[@LazXD]

loving timezones rn but I somehow got to watch it on time

[@DaemonPrince]

0:03 in the lore Those rats are basically mini spys for the ratmen and do in fact come in swarms sometimes to eat people. Its pretty horrifying.

[@jams5700]

YES JUST GOT HOME FROM SCHOOL FOR THIS PARTYYYY

[@adamchmielewski6162]

SAAAAME

[@gabrielmcghie5310]

@@adamchmielewski6162 ALSO SAMMMMEEEEE

[@reyespena1013]

Wait .....squints at clock its 10:11 in the morning lol

[@jams5700]

@@reyespena1013 yeah different time zones its 16 13 for me

[@apdg904]

SAME

[@fluffy_memers]

I can always count on these guys to give me a laugh when I’m having a mental crisis 😂

[@krika1119]

The sensitive ears thing reminded me that I have some rather sensitive taste buds when it comes to spicy stuff. Like I can pick up spice on stuff that no one else in my family can.

[@darkqueen1991]

Not gonna lie that sounds cool

[@Vynndis]

I'm honestly not sure how I stumbled upon this channel, but I'm so glad that I did, easily one of my new favorites. I'm dying from your banter, I love it. Lol

[@TheRadude]

Can't wait for these guys to try out Darktide when that comes out

[@DanteSuper95]

9:10 i will say that here in Spain we use "birra" to refer to beer (just one of the few, if someone is wondering. The proper one is "cerveza")

[@DioLT]

In portugal "fazer birra" is "throwing a tantrum". So when I read birra I got really confused for a second 😂

[@DanteSuper95]

@@DioLT XD i love the absurd results one can get from one language to anothe

[@DioLT]

@@DanteSuper95 I know right? 😂

[@brokkenmeme]

2:16 “It doesn’t break upon first use, I promise” but with a Russian and Indian accent combined

[@smcawkwardlyplays8676]

Legitimately choked on my coffee this time. Thanks for that.

[@Lliamhd]

"The arsehole chooses the eater" rofl...on the strength of the comedy & chemistry of the people in the video AND that line made me subscribe to the channel.

[@antmess9789]

As someone who's legs are longer than their torso and who is quite long and fairly lanky, I feel Ellis.

[@spiceweasel8966]

5:29 well frick you off very much!! Hunting poor old defenceless misunderstood witches. What did we do to you? 🧹🌕💀🎃🕷️

[@neilaquino5294]

just got my 2week dismissal notice. your vids. are a sight for sore eyes. thanks guys. love from the Philippines

[@dragonxex]

Ah si, quel Gabby è un ottimo negoziatore

[@jarlsunshot5542]

Literally just stumbled across these guys and I’m in love! Please play more Vermintide!!

[@felixcyprus1667]

Jake and his girlfriend make a great couple

[@SubjectCarne]

"It's good balsa wood! Very, very strong! PDF!"

[@chasethemaster3440]

It’s always a good time when they upload

[@The_Conundrum_Crew]

These videos are such a treasure find. 1:35 had me rolling in laughs. 🤣🤣

[@noir-214]

2:12 every scam ever

[@gamer4life505]

Alex’s battle cry is just a cross between chewbaka and a heavy duty machine gun

[@thefiresworddragon927]

Oh, I should point out, according to the kill feed, Jake knocked the Gutter Runner off Gabby, though Alex DID kill the Gutter Runner. You both saved her.

[@generalnat5359]

“We’ve been playing it wrong this whole time” No! I never would have guessed that!

[@poyloos4834]

Finally people who are neither so bad it hurts or so good they’re robots at this game! YT content for this game (and a lot of co-op pve shooters honestly) have a real issue finding entertaining and relatable content creators!

[@vinnie3142]

I just want to say thanks to you guys and to the weird things that Alex says, because it makes me laugh my arse off every time I'm sad.

[@thom7209]

Mamma miaaaa *Sending love from Italy*❤🇮🇹

[@tariqshort4025]

1:24 jake and gabby are made for each other 😊

[@YamiNeko79]

5:03 the love has ended

[@KireaPhillips_superj0ka]

“Oh you just killed that rat!” _Forgets the game is called VERMINTIDE_

[@Gang3rs]

8:33 - 8:38 me whenever i play a shooting game with my friends. sure, you say that there is friendly fire but i need to test it out personally JUUST to be sure.

[@jonnykennedy7685]

You guys have me in fucking stitches! Thank you so much for these vids! Hope to catch a livestream soon

[@a-misunderstoodhuman3674]

Clam slam, and here I thought it was taco slap lol

[@keithscott4013]

Jonk should pretend to have a lisp so he can use the tongue excuse more

[@strxwbxrry_420]

It's been a while since I've laughed this hard at a video

[@meettheamazing2456]

I actually discovered this channel while on trip to Italy

[@seanny_9672]

There's no need for a negotiator in Italy you have fans here

[@niall7620]

hilarious and only started video already in stitches laughing 🤣 (plus first time coming across the channel)

[@owenlindkvist5355]

New to your content. It has my Swedish seal of approval, you reprobates.

[@contrary845]

8:55 love the rolling

[@potatstorm]

Fun fact: The way Gabby subtitled the shrine of strife thing with the Hashtag b and stuff is actually a word "Hashtag birrra" this part to be exact. Bira is a word in the turkish language, it means Beer

[@Siinory]

Remind me to NEVER EVER eat or drink while I watch your content, one day I will day choking on something by laughing too much x)

[@hajimehinata4962]

And that's how the vermintide 2 crossbow nft was made

[@DeagleBeagleSeagle]

Two videos....it took two videos for me to subscribe...well done

[@thefiresworddragon927]

The Volley Crossbow for Victor Saltzpyre actually is really good, especially considering what talents Jake has. Since the talent Weight Of Fire gives a 1% Power bonus per ammo, that means just from having the Volley Crossbow equipped, he gets a 15% increase to his overall power. Yes, the weapon doesn't do great damage, but so are the Repeater Pistol and Brace of Pistols. When looking for ranged damage, you use the Griffonfoot, which are capable of one shot killing Stormvermin on Veteran difficulty from ludicrously surprisingly high range, considering how it is basically a duckbill shotgun (horizontal spread). And, also considering it doesn't have armour piercing, which is crazy. Yes, Volley Crossbow isn't a very effective damage dealer, it has its many uses. Besides, you're gonna be melee attacking even as the Bounty Hunter a lot. Just a personal recommendation for Jake here. When you get to level 20, if you want to use the Volley Crossbow, set the Blessed Shots to have a reduced cooldown by 6. Every 4 seconds will have a guaranteed ranged crit attack. The other good option is the blessed shots consume no ammo, but that's better for Griffonfoot than Volley Crossbow. Just a heads up too, the pistol attack with the rapier activated Blessed Shots, which can be a blessing or a curse. If you are using something like Griffonfoot, be aware of when Blessed Shots is ready, cause the pistol attack with the rapier is hard to aim and does very low damage. (However, it is GREAT for destroying the orbs that the boss of Act 1 mission 4 and the boss fights during the Drachenfels missions throw out. Since it takes no ammo, you can hit the orbs to destroy them with that instead of using actual ammo. This is quite important since getting hit by those orbs stuns you until someone comes over and saves you. I literally spent the entirety of the boss fights against the Drachenfels boss when playing with my sisters just shooting the orbs as they flew out) As for melee weapons for Victor Saltzpyre, the Rapier is never a bad choice, and the Flail is good, just like the others said in a previous Vermintide video. Not just because of the heavy attack charge, but also because it breaks shields fast (which is quite important now that shield enemies Spawn like specials and elites do, including patrols of shield using Stormvermin (annoying kind of patrol)). The axe is okay, really nice heavy attack, but it is not great for dealing with groups. The Greatsword ain't bad for that part too. So as a general recommendation, use the Flail and Rapier as much as you can. Ranged, well, Griffonfoot is amazing, Brace of Pistols ain't horrible, and the Volley is great for a low damage ranged. Really good for taking out many enemies quickly. Doubly so with Bounty Hunter's increased ammo capacity, giving 53 reserve ammo for it. For a non-Waystalker class, that's quite a lot.

[@Zack_Zander]

3:48 No, I can't. I need to breath, I *Need* to breath XD

[@apologiesbutyourstuckwithm1814]

1am is a good time to be awake

[@HurrichaneGames]

Oh, I'm italian!

[@Smoke16666]

Me:*types in new cool game i found Wpe:"forget about us?!"

[@Malkamok]

One year later, there are still new italians in the comments

[@jamesclark3427]

When you play the game yourself and you realize the characters dialogue actually matches their (wrstprmdevr) personalities

[@E-MAN979]

6:04 I’ve been looking for this lol 😂

[@leyspun]

when the rats do not fear you

[@thediamond_prince7771]

Bro I love Gabbys laugh

[@armedpotato3617]

Gabby got that harry potter wand arse.

[@hayden.8057]

This makes me wish I have some friends to play Vermintide with

[@PiEiNtHeFaCe22]

Dude the rapier is an amazing weapon if using the witch hunter captian. Near infinite block aside heavy atks + you can off hand the pistol while blocking at the same time if surrounded or if your team dies. In fact the map where you have to carry the stupid torch throughout the map. My team died while waiting on the gate to open. I got mobbed so I posted in a corner and just held block and pistoled the mobs till they were all dead and in between my signature skill.

[@darixenous_shadowscale]

2:08 - not great? PFffaaaahahahahha The repeating crossbow, if used properly, is actually insane damage. What a nub! HAHAHA

[@bluetiger1046]

I would just die of laughter if the rest of them maid the joke, "Yes we might have brain deficiencies the sad thing Ellis, is that people like us are the only people you can hang out with us because you can't make normal friends".

[@ethanchenoweth]

I’ve always dreamed about meeting famous youtubers. But then I watch WPE and I think: “Mmmmmmm maybe not…” XD

[@Joemcdowell91]

Gabby and jake are such an awesome couple. Always passing the vibe check😅

[@xwolfjs2216]

I think gabby and cath are the best their either taking the most shit or just roasting everyone else especially the cathed moments where everyone gets cathed are the funniest

[@SkaterBlades]

That rat was clearly an armed insurgent and anyone who claims or proves otherwise is a traitor

[@Andre_AKA_Ceres]

Hi there italian guy here, for gabby only, molto piacere vi sto guardando dall'italia non so quanto riuscirete a comprendere da questa frase, ma spero che riceviate il mio saluto 👋👋🇮🇹

[@darienb1127]

I've never heard of your channel before, but I already love this video.

[@woodster605]

I LOVE WPE SO MUCH HAHA

[@HikaruKun20]

My legs are also longer than my torso, that is indeed a thing

[@sloote1]

i like to think that in the future this will be a word bank for all swear words

[@marshallhanlon6454]

Did anyone not question the fact that Jake said his Crossbow shot bullets...

[@juusos2416]

0:23 "look a dandelion musht be the lahst one of the sheashon"

[@Strv103Moment]

The thing you could compare Jake shitting with a LMG xD

[@marcusmcdowall26]

PLEASE PLAY SPELUNKY 2!!!!!!! Its a somewhat chaotic game, mixed with you natural chaos will equal chaotic fun content

[@linkageonline454]

All you guys are so funny and I love your content. Please keep going. Also the sea of thieves videos are by far the best. Thanks for the laughs.

[@worldeater2414]

The italian was indeed broken

[@blakelapean7725]

Alex’s Precious kidnapped victims club

[@SkeletonMan001]

This is a tip every weapon has its own specialty like spears are good against armored enemies the new elf staff and new bow is really good the magic bow is one of the best bows Also the troll cannon is good for hordes it’s good for bosses but it’s better for hordes

[@veresa3131]

I get a strong inbetweeners vibe with you lot and i love it

[@JessZomb]

I know this is an old vid but I need to defend the Repeater Bow since it gets a bad rap. While it's single target DPS is garbage, the thing is a master of clearing hordes. Combine that with a 'ammo on crit kill' with the spread shot and you have infinite ammunition if you play your cards rights since Saltzprye has a guaranteed crit as the Bounty Hunter. Also works with the Repeater Pistol if you're into that sort of thing like myself.

[@charlesgreen2232]

i was messing with speed play a bit and found, if it is set to 0.25 speed, 3:30 - 3:55 becomes 5 times more funny. give it a go.

[@xxMaro92xx]

"HOW HAVE YOU DONE THIS oh that's how" 3:48

[@christianscarel4863]

Italian Ambassador here!

[@edoardofedele8549]

È in questi momenti che mi sento orgoglioso d'essere italiano

[@Whaffles-um4mc]

I woke up for this I’m not disappointed