I can still remember my brother seeing these axe wielding elves and remarking: " Warhammer definitely has the least gay elves".
@Fyrebrand188 жыл бұрын
Keego Bricks Hey... There's still the Witcher Elves... their Armour makes them look like they came out of Sauron's wet dreams... or a Norwegian Death Metal video...
@keegobricks97348 жыл бұрын
I don't care at all
@Plankensen7 жыл бұрын
But you think we care about what your brother said?
@bobbygill95334 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha cheers to your brother, and our lord Arch, may he live a life filled with smiles
@jakobos938 жыл бұрын
I love the saltiness of all non elves when having to face the righteous grace and profession of the Asur. Then again, what is to be expected of barbarians anyway *snarfsnarfsnarf
@hellhelghast8 жыл бұрын
Only 19 min Arch? Remember, Heresy grows from idleness, dont make me pay you a visit =][=
@theodore-jef56648 жыл бұрын
hellhelghast I hard heresy I came as quickly as I could!
@UnionJack4378 жыл бұрын
To be fair, the White Lions don't really have too much lore. Unless you get to the captains, their lore really does begin and end with "used to be lumberjacks, saved the Phoenix King, now personal bodyguard of the Phoenix King."
@Slycarlo8 жыл бұрын
Dj BearMetal this vid lack rant from our battle brother arch he might fall to heresy
@tombouric8 жыл бұрын
"Imma cut you with my axe, watch me split ya in half..." Go home elf, you're drunk.
@soldiersPL8 жыл бұрын
And thats why you dont let elves near dwarven bar, next thing you know and they will start choping down trees and grumble how shit was better in times of your ancestors
@amandag.61863 жыл бұрын
@@soldiersPL isn't that the dwarfs on a regular basis?
@izonker8 жыл бұрын
"Then again, taking a woodsman's axe to the back of the neck will take the first gear out of anyone, even a Dark elf" +Arch Warhammer good sir, thank you for providing me with one of the most chuckle-inducing quotes that I have heard in a long time. You always do know just how to turn a phrase for memorable storytelling.
@ozzyjames878 жыл бұрын
He actually said a lumberjack axe to the back of the neck would the frisk out of anyone even a dark elf.
@izonker8 жыл бұрын
ozzyjames87 So I noticed on a re-listen, I sit corrected , though its still a great turn of phrase
@omegawilliam95s363 жыл бұрын
First Gear? Like Luffy??
@Prince__Teclis7 жыл бұрын
"Malekith decided fuck democracy." I'm still laughing at that, because it's true.
@yof1068 жыл бұрын
These guys and the Hammerers bring up few questions about what sort of training civilian goes through, when they take some "peaceful" profession. Also, this leads me to the idea of how you can form a proper military organization in Warhammer world, with your friends, charged with defending the leader of your country. step 1. pick a profession that involves using metal objects and has nothing to do with war step 2. gather up few friends step 3. learn how to use your tools in ways detrimental for others health step 4. ????? step 5. profit
@moriskurth6288 жыл бұрын
So, Karl Franz gets additional bodyguards armed with ladles and cleavers that once were the cooks of a relatively well-off tavern? "I will cut you like the mushrooms for my soup!!" - Lord-Commander Frederick Schneider of the Imperial Panguard to a Champion of Khorne.
@nobonobnob51748 жыл бұрын
Just make sure that the metal object of your proffession has some likeness to a murder weapon. The Royal Scissor guard might be a tad bit lame.
@moriskurth6288 жыл бұрын
Unless both sides of each scissor blade are double-edged. then you take a scissor large enough (like a hedge trimmer) and you have pretty decent weapons. Nothing that could stop a Chaos Champion, true, but if the nutjobs in Nuln get the idea to their heads, wonderful scissor weapons might appear.
@nobonobnob51748 жыл бұрын
Ofcourse both the dawn's and elves might fear them because of their beards and ears respectively.
@nobonobnob51748 жыл бұрын
Dawis*
@henriknielsen69983 жыл бұрын
"I am a bodyguard of the king. This is my axe, which is a mastercrafted heirloom passed down through eons. And this is my Lion, Mittens.
@commissarlugh10408 жыл бұрын
ill be damned a group of elves i like.
@Onkoloinen8 жыл бұрын
hey what about the darkelfs, they have always be more ruthless
Wood Elf lumberjacks would have been a bigger oxymoron.
@NukerMunkyGames Жыл бұрын
I'm only 1 minute in so far, but i must say; Arch here is _masterfully_ avoiding having to say the word "Chrace" in a video that is _about_ the 'White Lions of _Chrace'_ Bravo, sir. Bravo.
@bencochrane61128 жыл бұрын
This brings back memories of wandering across Ulthuan with Cimba, back in Warhammer Age of Reckoning. The white lion is still the best pet class I've ever played in an mmo, swapping aggro mid battle, and really working together to maximise dps.
@fabiocosta38304 жыл бұрын
Check Return of Reckoning. Is a reborn WAR, and although isn't at 100% yet, it is at about 95% of what WAR was just now. Plus, there was some balancing tweaks and DoK and WP can use small shields instead of a book/chalice if they desire
@beccaro52682 жыл бұрын
You talk a Lot about Buttfucks.. Something you miss? ;P Just kidding, I Love your Humor! :D
@gabrielperrella7 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the Dwarfs feel salty that the High Elves have better Axes that are better than theirs. Of course, if you value your physical integrity, you are not going to say that into a Dwarf's face.
@marcuskurze97596 жыл бұрын
What lets you think these axes are better than those of Dwarfs?
@nobady97526 жыл бұрын
@@marcuskurze9759 Simple: They're elven. More serious answer: They can weave fare more magic into the forging and enchantments of the weapon than the few, if not single rune that dwarves get.
@marcuskurze97596 жыл бұрын
@@nobady9752 So they create more magic in the Axes of These elven Lumberjacks but still are inferior in the magic power for the Weapons of their Characters compared to those of the Dwarfs?
@nobady97526 жыл бұрын
@@marcuskurze9759 Dude you can't compare lore to tabletop. If need proof, a bolter hit has a sub 50% chance of killing a guardsman, while a lasgun hit has about 10% of killing a space marine.
@marcuskurze97596 жыл бұрын
@@nobady9752Maybe.I am not so familiar with WH Fantasy Books and stuff.But what i read is that the Dwarfs are Always portraied as the better creators of magic weapons.
@SSVjoker7 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that realizes that making a two handed axe too light is actually counter productive? More than half it's cutting and piercing power depends on the momentum (and therefore weight) of the axe. Well, elven craftsmen obviously didn't notice that....
@jegergladformad868 жыл бұрын
did anyone els conside who exatly had the steel balls, to go up and braid the mane of a horse sized white lion. fucking hell not the gig I would have choosen if the circus rolled into town.
@sjoerddz8 жыл бұрын
i actually love the high elves, does that make me a bad person?
@rasspliffari8 жыл бұрын
nope, high elves are naturally superior
@caelvanir85578 жыл бұрын
*BLAM*
@mcorte22248 жыл бұрын
im reporting you to the ordo hereticus
@martintieber77568 жыл бұрын
You good Sir, are speaking the one and only truth.
@CPTButz8 жыл бұрын
Yes it does make you a bad person, they're not dwarves, and you're not a dwarf.
@florianwilke21628 жыл бұрын
admit it arch: you only chosed this theme for beeing able to say pussy so much while talking about pointy ears and keep it on topic. xD
@DetectiveLwegi8 жыл бұрын
pointy ears are heretics.
@ArchYouTube8 жыл бұрын
i just wish they were the black lions of Chrace! imagine the triggering potential!
@kimjong_un88018 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't the bastards be pleased that GW's adding something black other than the Salamanders?
@florianwilke21628 жыл бұрын
GW is racist... dont tell that any sjw.... the sexsism bull was facepalming enough... my forehead still hurts...
@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi37238 жыл бұрын
That is....I'm sorry got ot go to the hospital I think my brain is leaking, although it would work with the Dark Elves
@andreaswidham36078 жыл бұрын
9:34 Had. Since the Phoenix King's hat would later be... acquired, by the Dwarves in something of a hostile takeover.
@yes-par29838 жыл бұрын
so they are a little based of the Varagian Guard?
@Hengebobs8 жыл бұрын
But they are elves? for the comparison to be more apt they would have to be humans or dwarves or something, wouldn't they?
@Muscovy78 жыл бұрын
I assume you mean the Varangian Guard of the Byzantines? The Russian/Danish bodyguard of the Emperor :D
@yes-par29838 жыл бұрын
Yes
@romulusnuma1168 жыл бұрын
Drew Ivan that sound right
@dma3d7 жыл бұрын
yeah thats probably the case because one more similarity is that Constantinople the capital of Buzantium was in Thrace (which seams similar to Chrace the high elf province)
@Dwarfurious8 жыл бұрын
You'd think the Captain of an Elite fighting force would be better at combat than a prince, who has better things to do with his time. But nope! Royalty just makes you better.
@CBRN-1158 жыл бұрын
For me, the lizardmen were always fascinating. They tame and ride fricking DINOSAURS. It's a dream come true, I've always wanted to see units using dinosaurs as mounts and living siege equipments and stuff
@heavyhebrew8 жыл бұрын
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@roan22888 жыл бұрын
Dinosaurs>lions
@CBRN-1158 жыл бұрын
heavyhebrew perfect
@hitomisalazar40738 жыл бұрын
They were definitely my favorite faction in Warhammer Fantasy Battles. I always felt that they should have been pushed more.
@kvchikka8 жыл бұрын
Amazons due too
@Tom-kg6qe8 жыл бұрын
But imagine the litter box you'd have to clean for a white lion...
@Speedstar1158 жыл бұрын
White lions are my favorite unit in all of warhammer lore
@HunterXMoon8 жыл бұрын
Annnnnd White Lions lore from nowhere! Love your lore series Arch! Keep up the great work!
@c.b.49168 жыл бұрын
Ahhh. Missed ur lore vids arch. Feels good to have em back
@riftknight21768 жыл бұрын
Oh! I was just checking for uploads and now I get more lore :D
@darkblood6268 жыл бұрын
I missed these lore videos.
@imperialityofserbia51388 жыл бұрын
Lets make : '' I will add another insult until arch aggres to make 2 vids a week comment''
@powerist2098 жыл бұрын
2:32- Well, their sword happened to be zweihander-style two handed sword.
@varpingeviking8 жыл бұрын
Not the best bodyguards one could say, good old Starbreaker just chopped his way through them and severed the Oathbreakers head from his shoulders. Perhaps they learnt a bit about axemanship from that....
@Chiefjoseph828 жыл бұрын
oh man i am only 7 min into the story and i haven't laugh this hard in a long time, Thank You Arch!
@richardround20718 жыл бұрын
It would be good if you did a video on the pantheon of empire gods, like morr, sigmar, Ulric etc.
@ShadowWolfRising8 жыл бұрын
Gotta respect a bunch of woodsman who when turned into a bodyguard decided they need to hunt Giant White Lions with an Axe. Even if they ARE High Elves. For High Elves, these guys are kinda awesome.
@bowmanruto8 жыл бұрын
''decided they need to hunt Giant White Lions with an -Axe- '' the trail is actually bare handed with no armor
@d0ntfeedphil4478 жыл бұрын
Dwarfs > High Elves Long Live the Karak Ankor!
@panzerfaustdale55378 жыл бұрын
khazuk@
@d0ntfeedphil4478 жыл бұрын
SuperSmashyfication thank you for pointing it out
@d0ntfeedphil4478 жыл бұрын
#FuckTheHighElves
@dma3d8 жыл бұрын
High elves for the win! Go back to Karak Casul :P
@braydoxastora55848 жыл бұрын
I'm more of a low elf guy or would that be a dwarf..................(head explodes)
@AMasondude8 жыл бұрын
Elves with axes??? HERESEY!!!
@Muscovy78 жыл бұрын
Also, they have to actually kill the huge fucking lion BARE handed and sans-armour, it's in the 8th ed Army Book :D
@BR4IN1N4J4R5 жыл бұрын
What did the White Lion say to the Executioner? "I'd like to axe you a question"
@chrisedrington79458 жыл бұрын
Officially at the point where I already know the story; I just want to hear Arch tell it. I did like the 'Caledor' book version better, but hearing Arch say how a bunch of lumberjacks decided that felling dark elves was just like felling trees was delightful.
@leopoldjenkins8 жыл бұрын
excellent video as always Arch. Keep up the good word!
@charlesw59198 жыл бұрын
Havent covered anything not humans and dwarves for a while... so we will cover elves who think they are dwarves. LOL
@Schlange5568 жыл бұрын
I want a half wild, mostly hungry, half ton pussy cat.
@zacharygerken78557 жыл бұрын
Those lions would be awesome imagine all the problems you could cause with them.
@coldstar10548 жыл бұрын
You neglected to say the biggest part of White Lion initiation. Several hunters in Chrace kill the lions by various means to protect the villages. But to become part of the Phoenix King's bodyguard, the aspiring elf must go out and kill the lion BAREHANDED!!!!!
@DhiscoStu7 жыл бұрын
This was beautifully narrated and oodles of fun, thank you :)
@chriscalvin50838 жыл бұрын
so has any white lion warrior rode a white lion as a cavalry mount or do they just talk them into pulling chariots?
@NetMoverSitan8 жыл бұрын
I was hoping for the Weirdboyz, but this was amusing. Might as well make a start on those Sado-masochist Dark Eldar next week. | 9:40 - It would probably result in the Monty Python "Lumberjack Song" playing in the background. | 11:15 - Welcome to Greenpeace Hell!
@lacroixplainfeather53436 жыл бұрын
Still love the lore and love your humor, classic. The go to on any lore to be know. Keep it up my g
@hallowself8528 жыл бұрын
Aww yeah High elves! Can't believe I missed this in my sub-box!
@evigetrollkarln29708 жыл бұрын
just came home soo now i can warm my hands with lore tack så mycket
@Messiah1144 жыл бұрын
Elves:" You wouldn't get it" Non-Elves: 🤬
@fabiocosta38304 жыл бұрын
As 1d4chan says, The MANLY elves.
@shiroyasha49955 жыл бұрын
it would be nice to see a white. lion of chrace monstrous cavalry in warhammer total war
@Number0neSon8 жыл бұрын
I love the vids, but I need the old music too! It just brings it all together somehow.
@Nic78008 жыл бұрын
Giant cat and elf with a giant axe. That like the worst day to be a normal people
@chrisbingley5 жыл бұрын
Two-handed weapons always strike last. High Elves always strike first, regardless of weapon. These fuckers were legit OP. I guess Matt 'fuckwit' Ward had a hand in their creation.
@markusnavergard33378 жыл бұрын
Saurus next? Krom-qar the biggest badass of anny species
@thanquolrattenherz96656 жыл бұрын
that title belongs to the headtaker or tyrion
@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi37238 жыл бұрын
Elves, armed with Dane axes, cool, crazy but cool, some what heretical but it alright, played one in WarHammer Online, ow nostalgia, can't wait when they are put in the game! :D
@chocolateboyish8 жыл бұрын
yay more lore !!!
@johanneshjortshj86468 жыл бұрын
Thank you for sticking to the real deal and not giving in to age of stupid.
@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi37238 жыл бұрын
Point Eared, or some what less polite Knife Eared, arrogant, stuck up bastards wielding Danish enchanted battle axes while wearing the pelt of of giant saber cat sized feline, still I do like that sort of warriors, still the Knights of the White Wolf are my my type of Warriors & the Blood Knights, of course. But Great White Lumberjacks, that cracked me up
@andrewwynne62338 жыл бұрын
Another great video Arch. I will admit that I miss the old mandolins music you had in the background, but that's not picking. Regardless, good quality.
@AldousC8 жыл бұрын
That reminds me... how does Elvish magic work? How do they enchant a weapon?
@UnionJack4378 жыл бұрын
I think I can answer this, but I'm not entirely sure what you are asking. Could you be more specific with your question?
@AldousC8 жыл бұрын
What do elves do to make magic? They have enchanted items... how do they enchant them?
@UnionJack4378 жыл бұрын
All magic comes from "The Winds of Magic" which, itself, comes from the Chaos realm. Arch actually has a couple videos exactly on that subject if you want to look into it more. Otherwise, Elves aren't too special in how they use magic. They spend hundreds, if not thousands of years studying and once they are on the battlefield they will bring the winds of magic to themselves through a series of chants and movements which they have rigorously memorized. Every High Elven mage is extremely skilled in magic. More so than perhaps any other race in Warhammer save, possibly, the Lizardmen. No book I have read has gone into *specific* mention of how items are enchanted but the basic gist of it is that they use runes to bind magic into them. Sometimes, if the crafter is strong enough, they can even bind spirits into weapons. Tyrion's legendary sword "Sunfang" can actually shoot out a blaze of fire due to a volcano spirit which was bound to his weapon long ago. Is that the answer you were looking for?
@AldousC8 жыл бұрын
So Elves use the same magic as Dwarves in enchanting weapons?
@sineupp8 жыл бұрын
Lol what a coincidence, I'm playing Warsword Conquest (a Warhammer Fantasy mod for M&B Warband) and just last night I got a White Lion helmet, which looks great with the Blade Lord suit of armor and the white Glade Steed. Such a fabulous-looking universe (Still prefer 40K though).
@Calrissian3608 жыл бұрын
Good vid, as always. But you got one detail wrong. The first Phoenix King Caledor was originally called Imrick. He took the name Caledor to honour his grandfather, Caledor Dragontamer. Read The Sundering, by Gav Thorpe. It's the best source I've found for High/Dark Elf ancient history.
@stewartpearce4027 жыл бұрын
White Lions are my favorite High Elf unit
@hollyhandgrenade428 жыл бұрын
More Warhammer Fantasy lore please.
@JacatackLP8 жыл бұрын
Hey Arch when will you do a vid on the Harlequins in 40k?
@patrik93285 ай бұрын
One of my favorite High Elf units
@ravoln24577 жыл бұрын
+Arch Could you please add videos into your playlists. There are several that are not in their proper place, this one included. I know it is tedious work but it would amazing since I, and I'm sure other fans, love to listen to your playlist repeatedly. but it bothers me somewhat that I'm not getting all your videos relevant to that playlist.
@dalakhsarothal96248 жыл бұрын
Caledor I was not named Caledor but Imrik. He took the name Caledor when he was crowned Phoenix King.
@emperorconstantine1.3618 жыл бұрын
...so...the lions themselves are the (cough cough) "fenris thunder wolf" from 40k??
@GonadTheNomad18 жыл бұрын
It's the other way around.
@rakufin7 жыл бұрын
I'd say that IRL axes require very little strength compared to many other weapons. Dane axes, for example, are very light and quick.
@AFCoulthard8 жыл бұрын
Please make High Elves good in Total Warhammer.
@asashahni90908 жыл бұрын
The pheonix king Caledor was called Imrik before and took this name in honor of his grand father if I recall correctly.
@chriscalvin50838 жыл бұрын
think of lion Arch could you do a lore video on the celestial Lion Space Marine chapter?
@Itisoverthere-rw8 жыл бұрын
So, the white lions are the high elven version of the demigryphs. This gives me the chance to ask a question I have for quite some time about the demigryphs in total war. Comparing the models in game with the official gw artwork it seems that the in game demigryphs are smaller than I expected. Also, in the Empire amry video you proposed a five model unit Arch and considering how in game they are a 24 model unit, would you consider that total war demigryphs are a "downgrade" compared to their lore counterparts? In your army video you described them as overpowered monsters that murderfuck everything in their path. The wikia also gives the same impression, so the in game unit, even though it is among the best in the game, feels quite dissapointing. Perhaps, bigger demigryphs in smaller units whould make a bigger impact. (A similar issue has come up with the Blood Knights, as many have pointed out that a 60 model unit of vampire knights is just wrong.)
@thanquolrattenherz96656 жыл бұрын
highelves have lots of twohanded weapons at their elite ranks maybe great weapons are normal elveweapons. whitelions and dragonprinces have str 4 thats more than the most orcs hold that in mind
@tylerpeterson32816 жыл бұрын
Would they be called dark elves at this point? Or just renegades?
@ZachlajVonBurbon8 жыл бұрын
aaah... Age of Reckoning artwork... i miss that game :(
@ryanmartin47328 жыл бұрын
So they are the high Elf equivalent of the Varangian guard. Neat
@barbadossephtis97308 жыл бұрын
I thought you would have gone with something dirtier to the joke following the "stabbed to death" statement like: "He would have been stabbed by SOMETHING ELSE before being stabbed to death."
@SnlDrako8 жыл бұрын
So you are saying in a highly trained dark elven assassin vs literally first random woodcutter encounter the woodcutter won. I had a friend who consistently rolled beneath 5 on most rolls. On a d20. Was she playing?
@tac-floor13308 жыл бұрын
so when are ya gonna do lore video for khorne blood bound and storm cast eternal?
@danietkissenle7 жыл бұрын
so when am i gonna be able to fight horse sized lions against bear calvary
@tuhkakasa19178 жыл бұрын
You could have mention something about current captain of white lions, Korhil. thought there is not much lore about him
@metalista7658 жыл бұрын
Hi Arch i have 2 questions for you if you can find the time to answer them i would be very happy ! 1.Do you plan on playing more Blood Bowl 2 ? 2,What is your opinion on your fellow norwegian youtubers-Skallagrim and Varg Vikernes? Thank you in advance. Ps:Pardon my english its not my native language.
@remiborgen89257 жыл бұрын
I love your videos. Could you do one lore video about Witch Elves as well? They're my favorite
@broken1nail8 жыл бұрын
excellent lore video!
@Ellcoupit8 жыл бұрын
I loved playing these guys in warhammer online
@mikkelnpetersen6 жыл бұрын
Would a dwarf use a White Lions axe? If (although unlikely, but IF) he killed the elf and looted the axe off him. I mean, sure, dwarves would rather take a dump in the elfs helmet and send it to his family, but it IS a pretty sweet axe, AND the dwarf could stand in front of a high elf army and say "Look what I got twiggys."
@martintieber77568 жыл бұрын
I'm a bit confused with Arch's pronunciation. If you listen to Arch's version it should be spelled "Thrace", like the geographical region in the eastern Balkans, or the ancient Kingdom. I know Arch can be a bit peculiar when it comes to pronunciation and lets be honest, English isn't really one of those "rule-based pronunciation languages" like French. Still, I have no idea where his "Th" comes from. Is it actually pronounced like this?
@UnionJack4378 жыл бұрын
I think that Arch gets a few details a bit off. He's not really "inaccurate" so to say, but the topics he covers are so broad that he is bound to have a few mess ups here and there. Regarding this particular point though. As far as I am aware, there is no official pronunciation of "Chrace" You can say it like "Trace" or "Thrace" or "Krace" and it is all just as valid. Personally, I go with "Trace."
@Slaggedfire8 жыл бұрын
Your ending music I heard it from stonesense while I played dwarf fortress, tell me you play dwarf fortress.
@aruanamic87668 жыл бұрын
yo arch can you do a video on the white dwarf?
@reaperofzombies96988 жыл бұрын
are elvves not physically stronger than humans in warhammer? i mean i get in an elf is no ogre. but i feel like an elf with a axe would scare me more than a human with a greatsword....
@shiroyasha49955 жыл бұрын
I woukd really like to see a white lions cavalry like the denigryphs
@thegreatbookofgrudges69538 жыл бұрын
0:30 haha..... get rekt high elves
@mcmarkmarkson71158 жыл бұрын
Tyrions a bastard.
@MadBrainBox8 жыл бұрын
Yeah.An extremely powerful bastard.And let's not forget his brother.
@mcmarkmarkson71158 жыл бұрын
MadBrainBox Shadows of their father that will doom the world ;-) But we do not talk about that one!
@Prince__Teclis7 жыл бұрын
MadBrainBox I suggest you shut up.
@MadBrainBox7 жыл бұрын
Prince Teclis Now why would I want to do that?
@andrewwood94228 жыл бұрын
why don't you do a video on all the individual elven kingdoms
@kazen168 жыл бұрын
Whitelion from Warhammer Online is fucking awesome!
@vanders41988 жыл бұрын
I thought Elves were as physically strong as Men, but in a much more lithe frame. Or is that just LoTR?
@JesusProtects8 жыл бұрын
Vanders yep, more or less same strenght and a lot more agile.
@chriscalvin50838 жыл бұрын
Arch just watched the One Mind Syndicate video on the Imperial Knights of the imperium would like you take on the elite members of Knight worlds
@Theboneroomreal8 жыл бұрын
is it weird that my only exposure to warhammer anything has been these myriad KZbin channels?